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Our Super Bowl Sunday Edition of Script Girl!
Hey folks, Harry here... Check out this latest from Script Girl. My MacBook Pro's battery was fucking dying inside of 22 minutes yesterday at the Newark Airport and I couldn't get anything done. So this'll just have to be a part of your Super Bowl Sunday! And... there's no German team to root for at this Mexican bar called Cancun that looked trashy as fuck. Anyway... Here's your darling and mine...
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...looking just now I have to wonder, why exactly is she DOING this? She approaches it like she's on ET or something, which she's obviously not, and obviously not GOING to be, so why doesn't she drop the straight on anchrwoman bit and wear something REALLY sexy and maybe let her hands roam or something? It's like watching Democracy Now! or something, jeebus DO SOMETHING.
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The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems...
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So she's just reading script deal announcements from Variety & The Hollywood Reporter, right? There's no commentary, no insight. Just an average looking woman with cleavage that's really not that impressive. So you can read, honey? Wow. I'm impressed. Tell me something I don't know already. And fuck you Harry for wasting our time with this shit. God this site is going downhill fast. Just like Tarantino & Lucas.
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do it
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http://tinyurl.com/5pblzd
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there's my contribution this superbowl sunday
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Don't let the mouth-breathin basement-dwellin mysogynists on this site keep ya down! keep em comin!
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Tony Manero: "You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!"
You thought I was going to say the Hair line... Hahahahaha -
Or, How I Learned to Stop Hating (this feature) and Love the Cleavage.
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Seriously, show us the titties!!!
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don't insult mexicans or blacks anymore! Obama said so!
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..but maybe you should take some of this free time of yours and start up a hobby. You know, building models and shit. That's what I did when my donkey porn addiction consumed my life and my entire family deserted me. Now I collect mismatched shoes. It's a terrible hobby, true. But I haven't watched a Brazilian woman suck off a burro in two years and that my friend is called... well, I'm not sure what that's called. In fact, scratch everything I just said. Troll away, my friend.
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...show us the birds!
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Okay, I get it. She has large tits and she can read. Big fucking deal. However, I wonder who is paying her to read this shit to us every week? Is Harry actually paying her to put this shitty tittie talk show about scripts on his web site? I tune in to see her tits, and I turn it off when the stupid animation starts. I have noticed that there are fewer posts on her talkback, so it looks like the majority of the geeks on this site are over Script-Girl. Bitch, its time to move to soft-core porn...
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She'll drop some weight and do a spread in playboy as the "Internet sensation" Scriptgirl- with "millions of fans" ..Ha Ha....Playboy is more desperate than Script girl. And her dozens of fans will be delighted
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And probably yours, too. I love her reports, and love the idiot fanboys who never get blowjobs and post all the hate....good Lord, you idiots are fucking hilarious, get a life.
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I've never watched this with the sound on.
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..and cheaper and cheaper and cheaper
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Steve Carell and Samuel L. Jackson were talked up about starring in it, but Brendan Fraser...
Somewhere, someone won big in an office pool. -
...what the world cup final is for Europeans. Is that right? Is it the final match or the opening match?
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Apparently it's also the day of the year in which the second largest number of food is purchased (the first being thanksgiving). Wowser.
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The only thing she has going for her are her sexy librarian glasses and natural cleavage, but still not entertaining. I will stick with Marina at HotforWords
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Harry, if you need filler, try running a test pattern. Or maybe the "Lucy Meets Superman" rerun from I LOVE LUCY. Or a 1954 bowling tournament. Any of those options are infinitely sexier.
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I bet you have a bunch of nerds masterbating to you right now
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We Split Yoko's music update into two installments and bump scriptgirl right off the map..
cause really she better be related to someone or have the dirtiest of dirt on someone to still be up and going -
I just looked at the thumb image for a minute. I got all I needed from that.
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nice inadvertent beavis and butthead nod with the masterbating.
plus I have a huge crush on scriptgirl. if you read this: call me when you get to amsterdam babe -
then she should just read the whole "update" while bent over her desk. More people would push play that way.
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ya gotta love that.
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I will look forward to the next gag reel to see how many takes it took to say that smoothly...A nimble tongue, Scriptgirl, nimble indeed! Well said. Literally.
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some down time until the game starts--c'mon, entertain us!!Dance, Monkey-Trolls, DANCE!!
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in the corner of her mouth????
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Feb 01, 2009 2:10:43 PM CST
To: Script Girl...That Does It, I have Been Pushed Too Far!!!
by media messiah
All I have to say is this:
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Geez, you'd think Hollywood liberals all lived in teepees, the freakin' hypocrites...
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Just please be a good and entertaining game!
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oh yes.
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Feb 01, 2009 6:08:15 PM CST
Mike_D: What You Said Is Rude, Foul, Wrong...Selfish...
by media messiah
...and, I have even nastier plans.
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take her out to dinner.
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...but you have to be cool to be that, and that's not me. I'm just pretending because I have broken heart.
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Lets see no personality, no charisma, bad makeup, no talent, very annoying--- and a low cut top with a push up bra......so when does she get her own talk show?
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Stop giving this untalented bitch face-time on the site! It's taking away from the quality of Aintitcool. She's got terrible production values, an even worse sense of humor, and clearly just reads from a fucking copy of Variety before making a goddam episode. How the fuck did she get a prominent position on here?... or was it because someone already legit on AICN got her into a less than prominent position, such as reverse cowgirl??
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3 out of 10: no creativity, same tired old phrases. The 3 points were awarded for the correct usage of a hyphen in "face-time" and correct usage of "It's" instead of "Its"But seriously, no entertainment value in your Hater Monkey-Troll Dance, and it just doesn't seem like you really care, like you put any effort into it.
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Feb 02, 2009 1:22:07 AM CST
I wished for a good, entertaining game (SuperBowl) at 3:52 PM.
by thebearovingian
I'd say we got it. You're welcome.
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Not even the usual shit-talkers showed up. The boycott is finally on! You wont see me post in this thread again. Man even her supporters (Chromedome) were grasping at straws this week.
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Where da windex at?
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I just have to say I can never look at the SG vid unless I have at least 20 free minutes to myself, because lately that cleavage has been so luscious I almost immediately need to jerk off upon seeing it. So good this week!!
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Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Tits... Nothing more...
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nice product placement. She should slide that can in between her...you know
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if she has a splendid derriere. Please, we need her to turn around and shake it.
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I want proof you don't live in your parent's / grandma's basement...
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you wrote tits 76 times.... I think that speaks for itself... WEIRDO!!!
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I would just like to thank Harry for putting Script girl on this website. I am a young writer and this is very helpful and it's entertaining too.. I enjoy the comedy and the girl giving the info she is hot and smart to me.. For all the small minded people who think they run this site: you wouldn't know talent if it bite you in the ass... So Thank you Harry for introducing me to this hot, talented, young lady.....Oh By the way haters: The world doesn't revolve around you or even near some of you...
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0.5 out of 10: posting the same lame post week after week (obviously saved a text file on his desktop). Demanding creativity, but demonstrating none.The most boring of all the Hater Monkey-Trolls in this competition. Put a little thought into it, man, a little work. There will ALWAYS be another week to try again....
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I had no idea... I just cut and pasted it. Now the fact you sat there and counted them? Hmm...
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Nope... Every week is original - No cutting and pasting involved :) Sorry to burst your little make believe bubble... Maybe you're confusing it with the fact EVERY week, virtually EVERYONE, complains at this tripe? And yet you come in and stand up for the crud?
Anyway, so you suggest I actually need to put more effort into describing the dull, inane, cheap, poorly produced $hit we see posted here? Why bother? It's dull, inane, cheap and poorly produced $hit?
But, feel free to show me how it's done then - I'm certain you could describe this dull, inane, cheap and poorly produced $hit better than me... -
Another week... Another pile of rancid $hit AICN endorses...
This weeks pick of the comments her stunning article invoked?:-
- Fuck her
- bOObs
- She has large tits and she can read. Big fucking deal
- I see her dropping weight and doing Playboy
- the cleavage pics are getting cheaper
- I bet you have a bunch of nerds masterbating to you right now
- I wanna bang on her clit with my lubed up weiner
- She should jiggle'em just a bit or at least bounce a bit
- Titty Fuck Time!!
- I almost immediately need to jerk off
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lol yes.
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it's meant to be, lol.
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Wow!!!! She didn't say any of that in her report at all. She actually said stuff that has to do with movies.. You know the reason your lonely ass is here. And Yes I can count. wonderful observation. It must really mess you and your cats up!!! I mean you must be so upset that Script girl is intruding on your life that you forget to feed them. Cause it's the only pussy you will every touch. Of course I am assuming you like girls. But one can never tell these days. I'd hate to be the person who wrongs you.. We should all be afraid. You might go on a website and write the word tits over and over.... Oh excuse me I mean copy and paste....hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
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a) You seem to lack absolutely any common sense?
b) You seemingly enjoy Shit Girl's articles?
I guess the two are closely linked...
ps: Thanks for making the talkback sink even deeper into foul lauguage and insults. This is of course all that comes of her stupid antics week are week... Exposing her tits week after week in the attempt to get some attention her article would never earn otherwise. -
Where da Windex at?
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And remember: only a fool argues with an idiot.
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I don't get it.
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Have FMB and his bitter ilk hatched a plan to keep SG's fans from showing their support?!
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ARE YOU???
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Mauling Brian DiMuccio! No, it's just Dino The Vendetti and his frosted flakes JNR and chromedome. Their Grrrrrrrrrr-eat!
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In the interests of equality, Harry assures me that next week, he will be allowing ScriptGirl to take a break. In her place, he will be posting a rather special two minute video of me jumping around in a big pair of 'Y' fronts. Marvellous.
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nielf thank you for speaking some more cause you are just one special little guy... You think that she is exposing her "tits" but I believe she is wearing a shirt. But you have eyes so you would know she's not showing her "tits". Do you get jealous when you see women that have breasts. Do you start boiling up inside cause you don't have them. Don't worry you special little guy.. Some day if you save your money you can have "tits" too.... PSS I don't think It was I who brought down the talkbacks and just because I have a different opinion doesn't make me wrong or stupid... But Thanks for playing you special little guy maybe some day you will touch those"tits" you so desperately want....
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You can't managed to even type in a subject line? Or even manage to spell my name right?
Anyway, keep up the good work, helping this talkback descend into yet more nonsense... It all helps...
It's of course interesting you attempt to back your argument (defending Shit Girl) using nothing more than personal insults revolving mainly around sex... Hmmm.. If you had any sort of a leg to stand on of course, you'd being talking about the epic information in her articles... But nope. The only points worth meantioning are the two wobbly mounds she insists in flashing to the audience every week... -
.....thats what you would like to hear isn't it scriptgirl? lol
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Involving (casting) couches no doubt :)
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For the first time I fast forwarded to the end of her show, and I heard her little final thought. It actually made sense. I know SG is just a dumb, big boobed, 29 year old woman who can read, but whoever wrote that phrase for her is right. A lot of the lonely, fat, living with their moms geeks who visit this site wish they could sell scripts, but they have to write them first.
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..and if that doesn't work, flash your tits to get some money!
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