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UPDATED: Full Teaser Online Now!!! 1st Glimpse of GI JOE Action!

Beaks here... ComingSoon.net has just posted the entire Super Bowl spot, and, in answer to Harry's question, it looks like the tone is "typical Stephen Sommers": big, loud and kinda corny. That bothered me in VAN HELSING, but with G.I. JOE... "typical Stephen Sommers" could be just what this material needs. The disintegrating Eiffel Tower reminds me of something we'd see in the cartoon. I think that's a good thing?



Hey folks, Harry here... Some lightning quick glimpses of some of the G.I. JOE insanity that Sommers is planning to unleash this summer. Slick looking. That 'armored' stuff, is the power armor that the Joe's put on in a chase sequence that if Sommers has done his job right, will be quite something. I'm still waiting to get a glimpse of the tone of this film, to see if Sommers is directing it with a wink or with a sack. This is all pretty heavy action orientated material - completely out of context, but looking big. What do you think?

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by TheMarineBiologist
Jan 31st, 2009
02:45:08 AM
FIIIIIIIIIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!! !
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2009
02:45:09 AM
The worst moment of your life...
by TheMarineBiologist
Jan 31st, 2009
02:45:43 AM
Third?
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2009
02:45:47 AM
FUCK!
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2009
02:46:02 AM
Want to keep playing this game?
by TheMarineBiologist
Jan 31st, 2009
02:47:18 AM
Seventh!
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2009
02:49:20 AM
HAHAHAHA
by paralyser-pro
Jan 31st, 2009
02:49:30 AM
Are you man enough for Megaforce?
by Continentalop
Jan 31st, 2009
02:54:12 AM
ok fine but...
by red_weed
Jan 31st, 2009
02:55:00 AM
where is Serpentor & Cobra-La in all this?
by Boomers_Lips
Jan 31st, 2009
02:58:19 AM
or the..
by nolan bautista
Jan 31st, 2009
02:59:59 AM
that actually looks really cool
by pipergates
Jan 31st, 2009
03:02:18 AM
I think it looks like PG-13 bullshit.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 31st, 2009
03:07:12 AM
Looks....
by Lashlarue
Jan 31st, 2009
03:09:10 AM
The rise of ZARTAN
by Six Demon Bag
Jan 31st, 2009
03:10:51 AM
I hate these wall to wall action movies.
by Power_Girl
Jan 31st, 2009
03:11:16 AM
I think i hate Stephen Sommers
by grievenom
Jan 31st, 2009
03:13:24 AM
G.I. Joe.
by Series7
Jan 31st, 2009
03:13:58 AM
Ummm
by Series7
Jan 31st, 2009
03:15:26 AM
Looked kinda good to me.
by 3D-Man
Jan 31st, 2009
03:23:19 AM
The Rise of Crappy, Unoriginal Titles
by The_General
Jan 31st, 2009
03:30:50 AM
PORK CHOP SANDWHICHES!
by Series7
Jan 31st, 2009
03:31:54 AM
LOOKS CRAZY!
by sonnyfern
Jan 31st, 2009
03:32:49 AM
This looks better:
by Dingbatty
Jan 31st, 2009
03:40:27 AM
FUCK THAT LOOKS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dr_Zoidberg
Jan 31st, 2009
03:45:39 AM
Ray Park
by Series7
Jan 31st, 2009
03:46:13 AM
Puberty does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jan 31st, 2009
03:58:12 AM
My Faith Is Restored
by estacado1
Jan 31st, 2009
04:17:33 AM
NOW PLAYING: GENERIC ACTION FILM
by Mullah Omar
Jan 31st, 2009
04:18:13 AM
hmmm*stroke's chin*
by DanboJohnJ
Jan 31st, 2009
04:25:51 AM
Yep, Baroness looks like shit.
by Herb West
Jan 31st, 2009
04:25:54 AM
Sienna Miller: Rise of My Cobra
by DOGSOUP
Jan 31st, 2009
04:30:43 AM
Crashing through the sky, comes the fearful cry...
by Ace of Knaves
Jan 31st, 2009
04:37:00 AM
Can the world oppose, the deadliest of foes.......
by Ace of Knaves
Jan 31st, 2009
04:38:20 AM
But Seriously...
by Herb West
Jan 31st, 2009
04:40:01 AM
Man that was short!
by TJ Donkey Show
Jan 31st, 2009
04:46:49 AM
Man that was short!
by TJ Donkey Show
Jan 31st, 2009
04:47:50 AM
The good part is....
by Herb West
Jan 31st, 2009
05:06:11 AM
Kung Fu Grip
by JoeSixPack
Jan 31st, 2009
05:08:44 AM
Tomax and Xamot or GTFO
by captainCAPSLOCK
Jan 31st, 2009
05:46:53 AM
Holy Crap!
by Pompoulus
Jan 31st, 2009
05:56:00 AM
That looks like it might be pretty cool :)
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jan 31st, 2009
06:11:21 AM

by tylerzero
Jan 31st, 2009
06:49:16 AM
Looks crap special effects of Spiderman/Transformers
by chrismata
Jan 31st, 2009
06:50:12 AM
"When all else fails, we don't?!"
by tylerzero
Jan 31st, 2009
06:50:40 AM
Sommers and selling a name.
by Sithtastic
Jan 31st, 2009
06:57:23 AM
Cut it out...
by Zardozap2005
Jan 31st, 2009
07:02:12 AM
Quote of the day: "A wink or with a sack"
by chrismata
Jan 31st, 2009
07:02:32 AM
Looks slightly interesting....
by BacardiRocky
Jan 31st, 2009
07:11:24 AM
I wont say anything about the movie
by ominus
Jan 31st, 2009
07:14:13 AM
To be fair, that trailer looked pretty interesting.
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
07:19:25 AM
perspective
by thecrimsoncurse
Jan 31st, 2009
07:19:41 AM
Looks like the final battle in Transformers
by kikuchiyoboy
Jan 31st, 2009
07:32:56 AM
But I'd like to add how do you have PG Ninja?
by kikuchiyoboy
Jan 31st, 2009
07:39:11 AM
this is not
by Black And Gold
Jan 31st, 2009
07:48:00 AM
How could you tell ANYTHING from that clip?
by Orbots Commander
Jan 31st, 2009
07:51:53 AM
This movie should be PG
by hayt43
Jan 31st, 2009
07:53:57 AM
Looks like fucking transformers w/o robots
by Crow3711
Jan 31st, 2009
07:54:27 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing..
by Crow3711
Jan 31st, 2009
07:55:51 AM
R Stephen Sommers and Len Wiseman the same guy?
by cowboyone
Jan 31st, 2009
08:02:42 AM
Looks better than TRANSFORMERS
by Aeghast
Jan 31st, 2009
08:14:35 AM
First...
by evilnerd
Jan 31st, 2009
08:14:41 AM
TRANSFORMERS 2 S.BOWL INFO
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Jan 31st, 2009
08:19:50 AM
And still not one American flag to be seen...
by James Westfall
Jan 31st, 2009
08:35:27 AM
Won't play right, it's like a slide show
by Drath
Jan 31st, 2009
08:35:50 AM
CCon99
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
08:48:43 AM
James Westfall, isn't it great?
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
08:49:14 AM
cowboyone
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
08:50:40 AM
I need to see the damned trailer...
by Anna Valerious
Jan 31st, 2009
08:51:03 AM
paul blart2! http://tinyurl.com/dl2uw2
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
08:52:46 AM
Guesses to Anna Valerious's fangirl pr0n..
by DOGSOUP
Jan 31st, 2009
08:58:06 AM
DEEP RISING is fucking GREAT!!!
by godoffireinhell
Jan 31st, 2009
09:00:29 AM
paul blart2: blart harder is my pr0n
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
09:29:50 AM
Above all else I'll hate this movie
by Jor-El23
Jan 31st, 2009
09:30:36 AM
Robotic power armour chase?
by lex romero
Jan 31st, 2009
09:35:11 AM
I like to see Sienna Miller with..
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jan 31st, 2009
09:42:47 AM
is Sgt. Slaughter gonna beat up Serpentor
by Groothewarrior
Jan 31st, 2009
09:44:36 AM
I love to see them running
by Jodet
Jan 31st, 2009
09:46:20 AM
Destro
by YeahSureWhatever
Jan 31st, 2009
09:49:44 AM
YAY ANOTHER CGI CRAPFEST from Mr. Mummy Van Helsing
by SomaShine
Jan 31st, 2009
09:50:26 AM
Weren't stupid puns and jokes on the show?
by terry1978
Jan 31st, 2009
09:59:30 AM
Once again, you geeks crack me up.
by Darth_Kaos
Jan 31st, 2009
09:59:48 AM
Anyone who complains that it's cartoonish
by Larry Sellers
Jan 31st, 2009
10:13:52 AM
ironic_name - Well no, it's not at all great
by James Westfall
Jan 31st, 2009
10:16:04 AM
people who *gasp* actually love America don't exist in this dojo
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
10:26:53 AM
How can you possibly think that this is not awesome
by dr sauch
Jan 31st, 2009
10:30:30 AM
What the fuck
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jan 31st, 2009
10:37:31 AM
There needs to be a scene....
by Loosejerk
Jan 31st, 2009
10:40:50 AM
Well it is set in or around America
by Larry Sellers
Jan 31st, 2009
10:41:07 AM
No Sgt. Slaughter--No Deal!
by filegumbo
Jan 31st, 2009
10:44:13 AM
Can't be bad as Transformers
by Bass Ackwards
Jan 31st, 2009
10:44:15 AM
Sommers
by damned-dirty-ape
Jan 31st, 2009
11:02:34 AM
GI Joe Movie Action Figure File Cards
by James Westfall
Jan 31st, 2009
11:12:23 AM
I don't blame them
by jermcdee
Jan 31st, 2009
11:13:46 AM
After seeing this slick nonsense, I'm ready for PUSH
by WerePlatypus
Jan 31st, 2009
11:14:57 AM
It could be worse. This could be directed by James Cameron.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 31st, 2009
11:23:25 AM
It Looks Like A Super Hero Film...
by Media Messiah
Jan 31st, 2009
11:24:52 AM
Snake Eyes looks cool jumping around
by Hikaru Ichijo
Jan 31st, 2009
11:27:18 AM
G.I. JOE! A REAL UNAFFILIATED WITH ANY NATION HERO!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2009
11:36:13 AM
Sommers
by damned-dirty-ape
Jan 31st, 2009
11:36:18 AM
Marlon Wayans...
by hallowhitch31
Jan 31st, 2009
11:45:53 AM
hugh jackman for zartan, fuck yeah do it!!!
by Warcraft
Jan 31st, 2009
12:13:55 PM
also, the movie should have the opening song from the animated m
by Warcraft
Jan 31st, 2009
12:14:36 PM
You can Bush for GIJOE not being based in America!
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
01:14:31 PM
****You can BLAME Bush***** /fixed
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
01:15:40 PM
****You can BLAME Bush***** /fixed
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
01:15:41 PM
Transformers was labeled as a "love letter" to...
by TheMarineBiologist
Jan 31st, 2009
01:18:40 PM
It's fucking G.I. Joe
by Phil Connors
Jan 31st, 2009
01:24:04 PM
Transformers is the only exception. .
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
01:24:19 PM
ganymede
by TheMarineBiologist
Jan 31st, 2009
01:25:36 PM
No shit asshole I left out the 2 peroids in GIJOE
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
01:27:12 PM
The question is..
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jan 31st, 2009
01:35:54 PM
List of US Military movies that failed in the box office.
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
01:37:49 PM
A wonderfull 3 frames of animation courtesy of youtube.
by Damien Chowder
Jan 31st, 2009
01:42:34 PM
No wonder...
by TheMarineBiologist
Jan 31st, 2009
02:01:17 PM
comingsoon.net has the full superbowl spot
by Bouncy X
Jan 31st, 2009
02:07:24 PM
I'm looking forward to Leonard Nimoy's cameo in this
by YackBacker
Jan 31st, 2009
02:12:40 PM
sorry but that looked Cool!
by StrokerX
Jan 31st, 2009
02:13:03 PM
So films about how America's military sucks bomb...
by Darth_Inedible
Jan 31st, 2009
02:13:33 PM
Ganymede3010, your really think GIJOE...
by blindambition238
Jan 31st, 2009
02:16:00 PM
Aren't all war films
by Bass Ackwards
Jan 31st, 2009
02:34:01 PM
Will There Be 1000s Of Troops Shooting Lasers At Each Other?
by LaserPants
Jan 31st, 2009
02:38:40 PM
fucking iPhone!
by Bass Ackwards
Jan 31st, 2009
02:39:59 PM

by DDillustration
Jan 31st, 2009
02:41:07 PM
How To Make It Politically Relevant
by LaserPants
Jan 31st, 2009
02:42:32 PM
Will anyone be killed?
by jrb
Jan 31st, 2009
02:42:45 PM
Theres No Such Thing As An Anti-War Film
by LaserPants
Jan 31st, 2009
02:46:47 PM
fuck you fat losers- that looked cool
by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG
Jan 31st, 2009
02:46:58 PM
looks like it wishes it was transformers...
by Westonian
Jan 31st, 2009
02:48:06 PM
Thank God For Anime
by LaserPants
Jan 31st, 2009
02:48:55 PM
The full spot's on YouTube now folks...
by Shermdawg
Jan 31st, 2009
02:55:58 PM
SUPER BOWL SPOT!!!
by BacardiRocky
Jan 31st, 2009
02:56:56 PM
Shermdawg
by BacardiRocky
Jan 31st, 2009
02:59:31 PM
RAMBO VS. G.I. JOE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2009
03:06:32 PM
FLINT > DUKE
by Shermdawg
Jan 31st, 2009
03:07:08 PM
Just watched the Superbowl Trailer!
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
03:09:39 PM
Falcon>Flint>Duke
by Six Demon Bag
Jan 31st, 2009
03:10:54 PM
Watched it as it was yanked. LOL
by JusticeSabre
Jan 31st, 2009
03:17:12 PM
Rambo wasn't a Marine
by jrb
Jan 31st, 2009
03:17:53 PM
I want to use Sienna Miller for a toilet
by YackBacker
Jan 31st, 2009
03:19:25 PM
awesome
by cyrent
Jan 31st, 2009
03:21:41 PM
So, are Cobra Commander and Dr.Mindbender really...
by Shermdawg
Jan 31st, 2009
03:21:42 PM
The suits are black because...
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
03:23:52 PM
geek molester
by jrb
Jan 31st, 2009
03:25:00 PM
that actually looks pretty good....
by br1947
Jan 31st, 2009
03:25:10 PM
No Mask on Destro = Flames on Optimus Prime
by Lucasblows
Jan 31st, 2009
03:28:47 PM
jrb, this site is saturated with "radical leftists"
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
03:29:45 PM
jrb, this site is saturated with "radical leftists"
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
03:29:49 PM
LaserPants
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 31st, 2009
03:29:57 PM
FINALLY A LIVE ACTION TEAM AMERICA!
by drturing
Jan 31st, 2009
03:30:00 PM
If you can't like that, you should seek antidepressants.
by dr sauch
Jan 31st, 2009
03:32:39 PM
Destro gets his mask at the end of the movie.
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
03:32:43 PM
Absolute garbage
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 31st, 2009
03:33:06 PM
That was exactly what I expected.
by rbatty024
Jan 31st, 2009
03:34:25 PM
Marlon Wayans was in Requiem for a Dream
by Dreadlock Holmes
Jan 31st, 2009
03:38:30 PM
everyone saying they'll boycott this is a retard
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
03:41:00 PM
Marlon, Wayans & Don Cheadle
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
03:44:56 PM
Destro
by The Edges Hat
Jan 31st, 2009
03:47:32 PM
looks like trash to me
by Darth Thoth
Jan 31st, 2009
03:48:33 PM
Also Joseph Gorden Levitt
by Jor-El23
Jan 31st, 2009
03:51:11 PM
People who are anticipating this film....
by Zandunga
Jan 31st, 2009
03:51:56 PM
kwisatzhaderach
by mrbeaks
Jan 31st, 2009
03:54:00 PM
I'm seeing it opening weekend
by chrismata
Jan 31st, 2009
03:54:33 PM
BOX OFFICE FAILURE
by Luscious.868
Jan 31st, 2009
03:54:35 PM
BOX OFFICE FAILURE
by Luscious.868
Jan 31st, 2009
03:54:39 PM
geek molester, what's up you ass?
by jrb
Jan 31st, 2009
03:57:02 PM
Not as bad as I thought it would look.
by Orionsangels
Jan 31st, 2009
03:58:16 PM
Zandunga you compare FF2 to Transformers GTFO!
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
03:59:27 PM
shit
by brandon11
Jan 31st, 2009
04:03:51 PM
and wo would you vote for, geek molester?
by jrb
Jan 31st, 2009
04:08:20 PM
Sweet Georgia Brown!!!!!
by IndyCollector
Jan 31st, 2009
04:13:04 PM
Well, I'm done here
by jrb
Jan 31st, 2009
04:19:21 PM
Actually this has $300 million US gross written all over it...
by Ravetin
Jan 31st, 2009
04:21:07 PM
Yo, Joe!
by thebearovingian
Jan 31st, 2009
04:24:01 PM
You're right JRB, 19 arabs defeated the US Military 911!
by ganymede3010
Jan 31st, 2009
04:26:55 PM
After that trailer, I need a...
by Roketopunch
Jan 31st, 2009
04:29:18 PM
who wants a
by ironic_name
Jan 31st, 2009
04:34:42 PM
-sigh- Beaks...
by Anna Valerious
Jan 31st, 2009
04:43:49 PM
Almost incomprehensible
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Jan 31st, 2009
04:46:34 PM
Oh my fucking gawd
by beatleMatt
Jan 31st, 2009
04:51:53 PM
I love all the "leftist" bashing from geeks......
by Ace of Knaves
Jan 31st, 2009
04:53:03 PM
wow
by Obscura
Jan 31st, 2009
04:54:23 PM
So is that "Hollywood Undead" song
by blindambition238
Jan 31st, 2009
05:01:43 PM
MOUTH ON SNAKEEYES! MOUTH ON SNAKEEYES!!
by googamooga
Jan 31st, 2009
05:09:35 PM
Man that looked shite
by kendragon
Jan 31st, 2009
05:38:45 PM
One ticket please!
by Buckeye
Jan 31st, 2009
05:47:49 PM
Soundtrack
by rem2525
Jan 31st, 2009
05:57:23 PM
When when did GI Joe become....
by allykatD
Jan 31st, 2009
06:09:52 PM
Van Helsing 2
by Power_Girl
Jan 31st, 2009
06:16:47 PM
NEEDS MORE RAMBO
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2009
06:17:19 PM
I jus wanna ride ma motorcy......
by TheMcflyFarm
Jan 31st, 2009
06:17:48 PM
INSTEAD OF DENNIS QUAID, THEY SHOULD'VE USED BARACK OBAMA
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2009
06:25:46 PM
zandunga
by slkboxrman
Jan 31st, 2009
06:47:47 PM
You're deluded if you think this will fail
by WillyWonky
Jan 31st, 2009
07:12:33 PM
It looks fun....and better than T4.
by TheWaqman
Jan 31st, 2009
07:20:24 PM
Everone in same black outfits = lack of imagination
by kevred
Jan 31st, 2009
07:28:26 PM
Hmmmm, still no Cobra Commander?
by sonnyfern
Jan 31st, 2009
07:52:29 PM
Where's the Joe theme song?
by SnyGuy
Jan 31st, 2009
07:59:12 PM
Clip looks cool.
by malificus
Jan 31st, 2009
08:12:19 PM
the uniforms still look gay
by zooch
Jan 31st, 2009
08:15:54 PM
Also nice to see DannyGloversDickBlood...
by TheWaqman
Jan 31st, 2009
08:16:26 PM
the suits...
by Bouncy X
Jan 31st, 2009
08:18:58 PM
More slow-motion CGI nonsense from Sommers.
by Nosferatu Jones
Jan 31st, 2009
08:21:55 PM
This movie is sure to make $200 mil-$300 mil
by bigbaldpapa
Jan 31st, 2009
08:27:45 PM
hey
by Dijjot
Jan 31st, 2009
08:47:37 PM
The script review is accurate by this trailer
by Rufferto
Jan 31st, 2009
08:48:30 PM
they've got my $$$$
by porkinz the x-wing instructor
Jan 31st, 2009
08:49:08 PM
Porkinz..get outta there!
by malificus
Jan 31st, 2009
08:52:59 PM
So people who said I Shouldn't of judged
by Rufferto
Jan 31st, 2009
08:55:22 PM
by the way,
by porkinz the x-wing instructor
Jan 31st, 2009
08:56:09 PM
Liek the original cartoon was a commerical
by Rufferto
Jan 31st, 2009
09:00:58 PM
Ooh my, that was horrid.
by Dingbatty
Jan 31st, 2009
09:01:52 PM
And yet another cheeseball posse walk.
by Dingbatty
Jan 31st, 2009
09:03:28 PM
This movie is mainly aimed at...
by samuraiyao
Jan 31st, 2009
09:05:23 PM
This is weird.
by malificus
Jan 31st, 2009
09:08:28 PM
well-said, Malificus.
by porkinz the x-wing instructor
Jan 31st, 2009
09:28:28 PM
not enough outrage!!
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Jan 31st, 2009
09:44:23 PM
Welcome to the biggest turd of the summer.
by The True Priapic
Jan 31st, 2009
09:44:54 PM
THE DESTRO is an awesome metal band from Texas...
by uberfreak
Jan 31st, 2009
09:50:02 PM
... and this GI Joe incarnation will fail.
by uberfreak
Jan 31st, 2009
09:50:49 PM
I think the scene on the bus..
by malificus
Jan 31st, 2009
10:03:03 PM
couch coughers..
by malificus
Jan 31st, 2009
10:04:55 PM
ALL CAPS RANTS
by jimmay
Jan 31st, 2009
10:24:41 PM
$5 says that porkinz is an ANNOYING KID.
by TheMarineBiologist
Jan 31st, 2009
10:43:41 PM
Looks Fucking Awesome!
by AD_Skinner
Jan 31st, 2009
10:58:54 PM
Eccleston quit Who for THIS???
by ChrisPC24
Jan 31st, 2009
11:07:14 PM
Beaks is dead on the money...
by bravogolfhotel
Jan 31st, 2009
11:16:45 PM
Could be good
by Charlie_Allnut
Jan 31st, 2009
11:19:58 PM
Whats with the skull faced stormtroopers?
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 31st, 2009
11:21:59 PM
scrq u haters
by Patch
Jan 31st, 2009
11:32:14 PM
LOLOLOLLOL..OMFG..LOLLOLOL....
by SomaShine
Jan 31st, 2009
11:43:30 PM
I WISHED THEY HAD GONE R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
by Illuminate
Jan 31st, 2009
11:52:41 PM
FIX THE TOWER EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Illuminate
Jan 31st, 2009
11:59:30 PM
My cock hurts.
by The True Priapic
Feb 1st, 2009
12:31:16 AM
Geek Molester
by mukhtabi
Feb 1st, 2009
12:52:11 AM
This is horrible.
by Baked
Feb 1st, 2009
01:33:46 AM
I'm ACTUALLY interested in seeing more!
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Feb 1st, 2009
01:40:22 AM
kwizatchhaderach
by LaserPants
Feb 1st, 2009
01:46:50 AM
Stupid.
by malificus
Feb 1st, 2009
02:11:57 AM
Big Shock of the day:
by Playkins
Feb 1st, 2009
02:14:34 AM
TRANSFORMERS TEASER IS UP
by BigMonsterRodeo
Feb 1st, 2009
02:26:16 AM
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!!!
by Tempermental
Feb 1st, 2009
02:38:05 AM
Watch this and Transformers back to back
by onezeroone
Feb 1st, 2009
02:53:39 AM
Looks Weak
by Media Messiah
Feb 1st, 2009
03:30:30 AM
Let's play it safe to avoid the cheese.
by Orionsangels
Feb 1st, 2009
04:14:22 AM
Yes. YES YES YES.
by GregoryHarbin
Feb 1st, 2009
05:17:25 AM
hmmm
by lamontshadow2010
Feb 1st, 2009
06:21:26 AM
Globally this movie will have seriously big problems selling...
by wowsah156
Feb 1st, 2009
06:58:16 AM
i think it will do well in asia
by Dijjot
Feb 1st, 2009
07:49:41 AM
Count your blessings, haters
by spud mcspud
Feb 1st, 2009
09:17:38 AM
This isn't your grandma's GIJOE. It's Scifi GIJOE
by Orionsangels
Feb 1st, 2009
10:06:28 AM
Whoever mentioned international box office...
by rbatty024
Feb 1st, 2009
10:30:35 AM
That Looks Paulblarttastic!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Feb 1st, 2009
10:39:10 AM
Redheads in fetish wear, rental here I come
by Stormwatcher
Feb 1st, 2009
10:57:30 AM
Slkboxrman
by Zandunga
Feb 1st, 2009
11:01:37 AM
It would've been extremely relevant pre-OKCity
by lynxpro
Feb 1st, 2009
12:07:42 PM
having said that...
by lynxpro
Feb 1st, 2009
12:34:45 PM
The uniforms in the cartoon weren't THAT unrealistic
by zooch
Feb 1st, 2009
12:49:20 PM
paul blart should be the villain in iron man2
by ironic_name
Feb 1st, 2009
01:00:58 PM
Transformers blows this away
by memento108
Feb 1st, 2009
01:24:43 PM
Come on, guys.
by Orbots Commander
Feb 1st, 2009
01:50:03 PM
Michael Bay is a rich man's Stephen Sommers...
by Anti-fanboy
Feb 1st, 2009
01:52:54 PM
I like that they've made Duke
by IndyCollector
Feb 1st, 2009
02:30:55 PM
International audience want to see america
by ironic_name
Feb 1st, 2009
02:43:06 PM
that was pretty awful
by Judge Briggs
Feb 1st, 2009
03:33:45 PM
look good
by j2talk
Feb 1st, 2009
05:32:44 PM
Still skeptical, And I was a huge Joe fan/collector
by Stalkeye
Feb 1st, 2009
10:01:26 PM
Atleast it will do better than Speed Racer and Indy IV
by Stalkeye
Feb 1st, 2009
10:14:59 PM
why is everything THE RISE OF...
by DigitalBeachWar
Feb 1st, 2009
11:47:37 PM
Stalkeye
by lynxpro
Feb 2nd, 2009
01:45:50 AM
"From the director of the Mummy"
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 2nd, 2009
02:41:04 AM
DOGSOUP
by codymr
Feb 2nd, 2009
03:49:18 AM
Spider-man wants his stunts back
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 2nd, 2009
08:02:52 AM
I didn't see a single red or blue laser
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 2nd, 2009
08:06:22 AM
Baroness
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 2nd, 2009
08:38:21 AM
Quaid greatnesss vs Wayons crappiness
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 2nd, 2009
08:56:46 AM
Most cliche shot ever
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 2nd, 2009
09:02:23 AM
What is with the ripped off shot from Transformers?
by StovetopStuffin'
Feb 2nd, 2009
09:22:47 AM
StovetopStuffin'
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 2nd, 2009
09:55:06 AM
lynxpro
by Stalkeye
Feb 2nd, 2009
11:53:30 AM
BTW Abom is right about that cliche shot
by Stalkeye
Feb 2nd, 2009
12:06:07 PM
Saw it live during the SB
by nobunaga209
Feb 2nd, 2009
12:53:57 PM
Sommers is my personal Uwe Bowl
by uberman
Feb 2nd, 2009
12:58:29 PM
its good that we have an america
by ironic_name
Feb 2nd, 2009
01:07:40 PM
Stalkeye
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 2nd, 2009
01:09:31 PM
working Title: UN PEACEKEEPERS
by ArcadianDS
Feb 2nd, 2009
02:39:39 PM
The Baroness
by Arghh
Feb 2nd, 2009
03:16:03 PM
Is it possible to make a movie crappier than TF?
by Le Chevalier Noir
Feb 2nd, 2009
04:00:07 PM
Will Stan Lee be in this one?
by torpedoboy
Feb 2nd, 2009
08:47:11 PM
Highly Relevant hahahaha
by DarthSaul666
Feb 2nd, 2009
09:40:17 PM
sunshine dey ya
by The Amazing G
Feb 3rd, 2009
05:34:39 AM

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