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EXCLUSIVE!!! I know this looks like a picture of me as a little boy, but it is actually CHAKA!!! From LAND OF THE LOST!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... Man oh man. There's a part of me that really and truly hates that I'm flying off to Berlin in the morning to watch Nazis murdered on the set of INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (OK, that ain't true) - but I am missing the Super Bowl for the very first time in my entire life... which I didn't realize was a very big deal till... I realized I wasn't going to be watching it. Meaning... no Super Bowl Commercials... No hilariously over-produced half-time show... No BBQ and BEER... Tragedy. And most of all, no getting to sit down and write up the various spots for movies as they happen, which I've done with y'all for the last 12 years.
So, when I got an email earlier this week from Brad Silberling, asking me if I'd like to debut the first image of CHAKA from LAND OF THE LOST before you saw him moving in the LAND OF THE LOST TV Spot on the Super Bowl - and the little boy buried in my chest screamed "YES!!!!!!!" LAND OF THE LOST was awesome to grow up with. That lil Philip Paley that played CHA-KA flipped me out as a boy. He was a lil bigfoot to me. And a fur covered boy was something that somehow appealed to my miniature mind at the time.
This time, Chaka is played by the SNL talent, Jorma Taccone... and looking everybit as a Chaka should. Here's what Brad emailed me:
So here, then, a glimpse of our friend who's certainly not challenged in the follicle departement. Can't wait for everyone to see Jorma's performance. It's time for some Pakuni love in this world again...
Here's Chaka, whom you can clicky to get biggy!
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Don't like it...
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uh, this won't be fucking our eyeballs....ever
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PAULBLART MOLKOP
SPAM! -
Chewbacca's lost grandson.
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RRRRRRRRROOOOOoooaaaaaarrrrrr
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Guess we'll have to see...
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And does he have a soulful singing voice?
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and Big Alice?
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You are a genius Harry.
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No way.
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Chaka looks good, the sets look good, the Sleestacks look good...
But it's a comedy with Will Ferrel; how can it not be terrible? My heart wants to hope, but my mind knows the truth. -
not at all
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Jan 30, 2009 10:12:47 PM CST
Fuck Will Ferrell. Bring on RAMBO VS. HARVEY MILK!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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Who knew!
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I think I love you.
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I bet dingleberrys are a common problem for this poor little hair bastard.
Is the pubic hair area also straight? Is there like hairy junk flapping around down there like obvious and visable to some extent and dudity creepy like. Maybe it's like a dog dork and it hides in a tube shaped sheath affixed to his belly. Thank god they hid these parts of his body behind that strange text covered stone. -
Thats right up there with chocolate covered pussy juice!
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Jan 30, 2009 10:36:35 PM CST
"It has been my life long dream to be covered in hair!"
by anna valerious
Jorma is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedic actors. And he's cute when he's not hairy. :) -goes off to sing George Michael karaoke in front of her P-mon plushies-
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That's Seth Green. Look at him, all Robot-Chickeny and loaded.
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Lucky bastard.
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I hated that motherfucker so much that one week after watching the show I was so pissed off and riled up that I would outside and beat up the first kid I would see. Then I went over to his house and kicked his father’s ass. Then I started to go after the cops that showed up at the kid’s house but I lost that fight because the cops had clubs and that really wasn’t fair. Then in the clink I kicked the guys’ ass that tired to make me his bitch and then I made him my bitch which wasn’t really fun because I hate that stuff. Then I kicked the work farm captains’ ass and then they sent me to the hole for three years of solitary confinement where the only ass I could kick was my own which got really boring after a couple months. All because of Chaka. Mother Fucking Chaka. don’t think I’ve forgotten you….. Chaka………..
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I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
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...find Will Ferrel the slightest bit funny? Simply put, the ONLY thing he has even been remotely amusing in is the under-rated MARY KATHERINE GALLAGHER: SUPERSTAR.
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lovechild of Ben Stiller and Seth Green
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ZULU!!
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I have no great interest in this.
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man that was hilarious...thanks the pilgrim
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...Seth Green...and with no makeup!
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one of his songs?
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Little harry. I love it. BTW it took me forever to find my old profile. is there a way to sign up for new ones. I didn't see it on the site. or are we the only ones allowed to talk back anymore?
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haters go away
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Corn Pops?
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Germany is way better!
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Germany is better!
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this movie has the added benefit of being based on Sid & Marty Kroft Production, so the jokes are already there.
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No Little girl with blonde pigtails is lame!
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Was this REALLY "news" worthy? A single non-pic...not even a dinosaur..but fucking Chaka..the WORST character from a piss poor program is "news"? Come on Harry...just admit you used this story as an excuse so you could crow to everyone you're going over to Germany to "hang" with QT.
And I am serious...how can anyone stand to be around that narcissistic, speedball pumping, freaky foot fetished lunatic? And I'm more thrilled about Beer and BBQ than Inglorious Bastards...as it sounds like pure shit at this point...Stallones move sounds like Bad Ass'ed Shakespeare in comparison...and I bet Slys movie won't be so laden with obviously too thought out tired pop culture references and "Tarantino speak" it falls into self parody like QTs last attempts at film. Hey..I liked Dogs, Loved Pulp and Jackie...but that gun done fired all its shots...click, click, click. -
I guess I finally know what that name means.
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Even if it is the Super Bowl...
You lose your geek cred card Harry. Unless it's pod-racing I'm not biting. -
Purely social drivel. The teams change players every year and if you took away the state names or country names nobody would watch it.
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Or Lidsville.
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Hate that kid
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...And what's more, I bet he BEATS OFF even more than HAND JOB from FULL METAL JACKET.
I'm so glad Ferrell and Co. are tearing this show a new one. 70s Saturday morning shows sucked ass...except for BUGS BUNNY/ROAD RUNNER and SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK. -
Who gives a shit?
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its true.
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Really!
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And everyone knows my opinion is more important than yours, you witless twit. Land of the Lost rocks my fucking socks. Chaka always did remind me of that inbred neighbor kid, though. Hey MaxDembo, was that You???
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That looks NOTHING like me
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I couldn't agree with you more. With teams being completely new entities every year, how can anyone pretend to take loyalty in them outside the very tenuous backing of simply supporting the closest one to your own home?
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Should I be surprised?
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What is this? Am I missing something?
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It's called a "pants shave." The vet shaves my long haired cat's hindquarters several times a year.
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Looks like they are increasing the size of the Land. In the original, if you looked through binoculars, you'd see the back of your head.
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The movie is truly awful, like, really bad. Comedy is super broad, with lots of gross out and "adult" humor thrown in, but none of it works. And the movie DRAAAAAAAAAAGGS. Easily one of the most torturous experiences of my life. None of the effects were really done of course, but it didn't really matter. Chaka feels up Holly the whole movie. The sleestak hardly do anything and are used more for comic relief. There is never a sense of danger, at all, not even a hint. Embarrassing for the studio.
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What a boring piece of shit this is. But tell me when you are in Oer-Erkenschwick (Which is even worse than Berlin, but then I could at least say hello.)
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Anyone??
Am not much of a football guy, but kinda rooting for Cardinals. Other than that, it's teaser and trailers am looking fwd to. anyone knows other than Transformers2, which other teasers/trailers are expected? -
See Nick in his early days, oh wait... nevermind..
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Looks like the kid after the game turned him into a monkey.
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he looks like a crossover of a monkey and a dog.
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...that's all i have to add...
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This is what Bay said on his blog:"The Super Bowl spot is coming Sunday in the third Quarter (few minutes into the quarter slot). The spot will be online a few minutes after that." "The full length teaser trailer will only be on 'Friday the 13th'. It will not hit the internet until a week later." Don't expect much either - "The teaser really only teases stuff - I'm holding so much stuff back from the final trailers because I personally hate going to movies where you have seen it all." AMEN to that!
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http://tinyurl.com/dl2uw2
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chaka is pakooni
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Jan 31, 2009 11:51:41 AM CST
Why Ferrell is popular: Bush, and laughing at middle-aged white
by prof. pop-cult
Basically, that boils down why he became popular throughout this decade. It started out as laughing at his impression of Bush, and then evolved (devolved?) to the public laughing at middle-aged white men. Paul Blart continues this latter thread.
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Wirra! Hah-ree! Chaka uganza bisasa!
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And Marylin Manson was paul from the Wonder Years... I've been misinformed...
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A super bowl of what? I'm so confused.
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BTW Where has Everett McGill been?
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The SuperBowl gave him an excuse to eat his weight in buffet food. And watch out for movie trailers.
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EVERYBODY CHAKA KHAN!
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Just sayin', any coverage of Basterds is like heroin.
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That these two people are paid to be in movie and tv shows never fails to astonish me. WTF?????
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http://tinyurl.com/d532qj
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yes, it was a scifi show written for kids, so much of the dialogue is dumbed down...but the concepts were way beyond what most kids shows would deal with, and they brought in top flight scifi people to write the scripts they werent satisfied at just raping my childhood...now they want to make a joke of it
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I don't get that.
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my childhood...now they want to make a joke of it" haha. but yeah, the still looks kind of silly. Looks like something abc would produce on an educational grant to release into middle schools.
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Cause he's on a streak with his shit movies lately.
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They need to franchise that puppy.
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Yes! Chaka! My dream role! Oscar's here I come!
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Feb 01, 2009 12:53:38 AM CST
The reality is...Chaka must pay. He needs a good beat down.
by orionsangels
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little hairy but still a cutie.
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I'm cool with it
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will this movie feature Warwick Davis as a pylon?
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I have enough insurance thank you.
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It actually looks cheesier than the TV show!
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