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RAMBO In America!?!? Maybe...
Merrick here...
Stallone talked to Extra and revealed a "conflict" regarding the development of the next RAMBO movie.
"Yeah, we are doing another 'Rambo,' but the conflict is whether to do it in America or a foreign country."
...said Sly in THIS WRITE-UP over at Extra.
I loved the most recent RAMBO film, so I'm really eager to see what he comes up with this time around.
Stallone has repeatedly indicated the next Rambo film would involve a different genre that would surprise us. We still have no sense of what this means, although the mind reels with possibilities. Rambo -vs- Viet Nam Zombies? Rambo -vs- Aliens? Rambo: Boy Scout Troop Leader? Rambo Goes To Washington? RAMBO AND CASH? A decidedly existential RAMBO -VS- RAMBO?
If anyone can steer us in the right direction, DROP US A LINE. We love you long time.
Harry here... If we were going to cross RAMBO, let's put Rambo in the remake of RED DAWN - That way we could set in America and have a good Commie killing time!
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The matchup everyone has been dying to see: Warwick vs. Stallone...winner takes all!
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Hope he dosen't go the sci fi route al a KOTCS
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I draw the line at an overly political rambo or a sci-fi rambo. i'll have a fucking fit.
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do they mean, set the story in the USA, or shoot it in the USA? Last I read, the plot was gonna borrow from the one circulating prior to "John Rambo" about him going after some Arizona militants who kidnap his daughter. Which naturally suggests it would occur in the states. As for shooting the picture, I dunno.
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you know it makes sense
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He could be in an autobot helicopter, fire an exploding arrow, and that's the end of that.
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Guaranteed an audience of right-wingers who still can't get over losing Viet Nam.
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That's a fair question. It's assumed he means whether it'll be "set in" the U.S., given that the last film ended in the States.
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Rico has allies!
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Rambo is back in America. We saw him at the family farm. Rambo has to save the farm. It's an old formula that works if done right. Now who gets to play Rambo's 80-year-old dad since Connery is retired? Clint Walker is still alive. I was just watching The Dirty Dozen. I can see that.
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How perfect would he be in the ST Universe?
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Rambo proved that Sly listens to what the fans want.
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Jan 30, 2009 8:48:21 AM CST
Or to get really twisted, go find the now grown
by grammaton cleric binks
son of Dennehy's character, who in a pissed off rage as a teen losing his father joined the military. Now he's out, and after 20 plus years of rangers, special forces, SEAL, or whatever he is goes after Rambo.
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Just when we thought Sly was over we got Rocky Balboa, then Rambo, now The Expendables are coming, and another Rambo movie. Long Live King Sly!
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You know you want to see this. Rambo saved the Afghanis, and this is the thanks our country gets?
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Jan 30, 2009 8:51:30 AM CST
Gran Torino 2: Rambo's Revenge
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Rambo moves in, mounts the .50-cal on the front porch and starts blasting hill people in a smorgasbord of blood and guts.
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I like that idea...but how would that person ever know that Rambo came back to the states? For all he (Teasle's son) would know, Rambo never made it out of prison and is still breaking rocks behind a razor-wire fence.
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It'd be cool to see Mitch back in the story. He was the only cop in First Blood who seemed to realize what they were dealing with
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Sly and Arnold are the two GREATEST ACTION HEROES ever...but Arnold is out for now. STALLONE however still remains the action king of cinema and with THE EXPENDABLES and a 5th RAMBO coming, no one can touch him!
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keep tabs on your dad's killer. Rambo wasn't in some secret prison, so the fact that he is no longer there would be a matter of public record if one wants to just ask. So, he finds out Rambo is missing, then as a now-grown vet he hears rumors. He puts two and two together then bam, Dennehy Jr. vs. 62-year-old ripped Sly in the grudge match of the century.
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R5MBO will cream my eyes will man spooge
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Hey, why not?
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Yeah, have Caruso in a five-minute cameo as the new Sheriff, when Jr. comes to ask him what really happened. He'll tell Jr. to let sleeping dogs lie, which of course he won't. Sly, we know you're reading this talkback. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say cherry pick any ideas we pass around, and take what you want.
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It's been done.
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to throw down with the Devil himself. But first he must mow down countless minions with his trusty .50-cal.
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I suppose if Teasle's son were as trained as you say he is, then he could find out. Otherwise, I'd always been under the assumption that when Trautman got Rambo out of prison, it was all hush-hush because the trip to 'nam was off the books. That's why Rambo was so "expendable." If he disappeared, no one would know or care. Plus, I never assumed that Teasle Sr. was killed. To make the story more compelling, it would be cool to bring Dennehy back, have him be a paraplegic in a wheelchair, all angry and bitter, and have him goad his special ops son into hunting Rambo
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After the body count in the last outing it would be a nice change of pace.
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I automatically assumed it would be a drama (when he mentioned a different genre) about John Rambo trying to adjust to a normal life after years of being messed up... I don't think he meant bringing into sci-fi or horror
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romantic comedy. You could have Kate Hudson or Jessica Alba as his love interest. Maybe Rainn Wilson or Rob Corddry as the wacky new best friend or co-worker. That right there is frickin' cinematic GOLD!!!
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His legs were all shot to hell so he's probably some grizzled alcoholic with a serious grudge. Damn, I would love to see Sly, Dennehy, and Caruso back together.
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"'allo. My name is Will Teasle Jr. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Blam. Teasle Jr. falls, end of movie.
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Rambo must return home to stop the rampaging Cloverfield monster.
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Rambo vs white-supremacist, redneck, survivalist fuckbags.
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I'd like to see "Sarah" come back for a little. Even if it's just her and "Michael" coming from their missionary center in Colorado to visit and thank Rambo again for his efforts the prior year. Then, during their stay, have them get caught up in the events of the new adventure (rambo's daughter missing, or Teasle's crazed son, or whatever)
Or hell, get Graham McTavish back to help Rambo in his adventure. To my recollection, he's the only mercenary besides Schoolboy who survived the Burma battle. Even if his leg got messed up, I think he and schoolboy were the only survivors. I found his irritable attitude funny and charming at the same time -
The heartwarming story of a shy, lonely, socially inept old man who develops a romantic relationship with a truck-mounted, fully automatic, Browning .50 Caliber Machine Gun he orders online.
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Don't kill anyone?
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asshole hunting, and those guys definitely fit the bill.
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for the next Rambo to be a massive departure. I imagine a quiet character piece, with John finally coming to terms with his massive post traumatic stress disorder, is probably out of the question...
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Jan 30, 2009 9:07:42 AM CST
Who cares about Avatar when Rambo continues to fuck our eyeballs
by stuntcock mike
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...Stallone will strangle bad guys with his lower abdominal-pube veins
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Yeah, put it all together and have a nice collection of the remaining characters to have one final Rambo sendoff. That sounds good.
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A Rambo Rombo Combo is you will.
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Rocky IV. I didn't think that was possible.
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Julie Benz. White tee-shirt and panties. Garden Hose.
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GC Binks and AS Cone ....i like it. But i'd also like a Rambo-Deathwish or a Rambo-Red Dawn.
Jodet ....dont be daft you muppet. He was making up for lost time and he's not fecking finished!!!
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The last Rambo movie ended with John Rambo returning home to what appeared to be his father's Texas ranch? Wouldn't it be fun to see Rambo chasing down illegals, whoopin' their asses and throwing them back across the border where they belong.
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Sly, Dolph Lundgren needs to be in this.
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I'm mostly joking, having not seen THE WRESTLER. But Sly vs. Rourke could be cool, whatever the movie.
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could find a job as a ranger with the park service or something. Lead up to a Cliffhanger-style adventure, only in a forest instead of snowcap mountains
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I hate typos.
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...maybe he should join up with some Native Americans and reverse manifest destiny ...you slag.
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Ass Cone?
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Loads of possibilities for John J's japes on U.S soil. Maybe he works as a bounty hunter, or takes a stand against some crime syndicate/'gang of punks' terrorising his local community.
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Julie Benz. Whipped Cream. Welding Gloves. Bald Eagle.
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that final scene of him going to his father's ranch took the entire franchise full circle for me. It basically felt like he had finally arrived at his intended destination; the place he was headed for in First Blood before being stopped by the Sheriff. Sly is most certainly on a role right now so if he does another Rambo I'm sure it will be good but in a way I really want that last shot of him going home to be the end of the character.
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Jan 30, 2009 9:21:45 AM CST
Okay the logical part of my brain is wondering
by grammaton cleric binks
why Rambo was bitching about not being able to get a job at a car wash when daddy apparently owns a big farm or ranch, and he could have had a nice quiet respite and recovery from his horrors of Nam. Shut up Binks, if he did that we wouldn't have great movies.
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Rambo Mambo
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close to being a name thief?
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He is the law.
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while calling himself Grammaton Cleric. That is blatant, but I haven't seen his punk ass in ages.
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"I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy." It's almost like the song was written for First Blood.
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while I'm not against that idea, the whole "Walking Tall" thing has been done too many times. I would prefer that Rambo find a lifestyle where he's trying to AVOID trouble, not look for it, yet the trouble finds him anyway
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But we get one for this sure-to-be shitty movie...
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Did you see Rocky Balboa or Rambo? If you think they were crappy, you were definitely in the minority.
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Lots of things blowing up. Can you imagine what the Intersect would flash when Chuck looked upon Rambo!!
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It'll be like First Blood, but without the shootouts and hiding in the forest. Or, like COPLAND, but with more shootouts, and some hiding in the forest. Either way, can't lose.
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The Payback From Way Back! Rambo is hunted by his old government superiors in America! Mark my words.
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good possibility. After all, he's supposed to be in prison, or in another part of the world where he is someone else's problem.
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John finally DOES get a job parking cars
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tits and explosions!
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Sly if you read this...set the 5th RAMBO on U.S. soil and have Rambo finally have an adventure in the city and keep the series fresh and new with an all new setting. We've seen him battle on foreign territory in the last 3 films...time to see him destroy AMERICA :) lol.
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Unless... Yes, Bush tries to come back!
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the son of Delmore Barry, Clinton Morgan, and of course Cathcart, Robert A. who is again thrown out of a moving vehicle
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I love all of Stallones films but, Rambo 4 was boardering on boaring since, it was a complete recap of part 2 with the same location. Put it in a modern day middle eastern city. Not a run down city but, there are cities over there that have war that looks just as modern as New York or Chicago. That is something we have not seen. It would be bad ass. I have always wanted to see Rambo in a CITY blowing a whole lot of shit up. Well, what Die Hard 3 should have been.
I hope Rambo gets some pussy again like he did in Rambo 2. It pissed me off when his chick died.
I also, hope he goes more commercial. Sly's best movie is Rocky 4 which was commercial like a Jerry Bruckhiemer movie with more of the action action fans love and cool music. But, his last two movies kind of lacked that. I hope Sly gets his Director mojo back.
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Jan 30, 2009 9:37:29 AM CST
BRING BACK THE ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by illuminate
Rambo was always better than Rocky in my book. He just kicked ass. I loved all his weapons in Rambo 2, it reminded me of James Bond. I hope he brings back more weapons. This is just a reminder that it was the first time we really got to see a bow with bombs on it and his several other weapons.
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Jan 30, 2009 9:39:50 AM CST
I second Rambo in a modern city going ape shit.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....it would be like a fucking video game. And obviously SWAT dudes would swoop in and take him out fast, so make that shit real time. Give it a half hour of setup, followed by 52 minutes of nonstop violence.
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Depends on whether it's a fresh take or a twist on that formula. Rambo's pretty much a recluse away from the War zone, so it's a given he'll be living a solitary existence that's yet again encroached upon by some external force triggering the old kill switch. Would'nt surprise me if it involved in defending/championing the rights of Native Americans near his ranch...back to that Walking Tall thing again
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heres a script idea, Rambo tries to "rescue" an imprisoned Bush/Cheney who are locked up for War Crimes/Crimes Against humanity/Violation of the constitution....The twist? he's not there to rescue them but to meet out Justice in the form of "advanced interrogation".....
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look it up--that's where Rambo is from, so unless he moves that's where 5 will take place. Also, in First Blood, I don't necessarily think John was walking home when Teasle "interrupted" him. He was meeting up with guys he served in the war with. When he gets caught, he tells Teasle he's on his way to what, Portland? That's Oregon, and that's way the hell north of Arizona, which is on the asshole of the continental US
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You KNOW I'm right. Dolph Lundgren and Mr T return!
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Rambo's dad's farm is in texas near the border, and the drug cartel wars going on in Juarez spill over when someone Rambo knows from town is kidnapped (which happens a lot in Juarez). Sorta been done with Man on Fire, but I'd watch it again with Rambo kicking drug cartel ass and cleaning up Juarez. After all, Sly brought our attention to the hellhole that is Burma, now for something a hell of a lot closer to home. look up news articles on what goes on in Juarez. it will shock you.
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We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"
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Rambo will be caught by sandler and tortured for hours showing him his movies
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let's not ever meet Rambo's father. Why bring him into the picture now? Start Rambo 5 with John burying his dad. That way, inside of three minutes, we can deduce that John made peace with Daddy and that they did have at least some time together. Then we get john at home alone, having inherited the ranch.
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with a soundtrack by Tom Russell (look him up) how awesome would it be to watch Rambo killing people to the sounds of "Gaelo del Cielo?" You can't get more awesome than that
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Rambo-Man on Fire ....nice!
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thinboyslim says rambo vs. christmas.
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Show them punk kids who's boss!
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Rambo Vs Deep Blue. Kasparov was a pussy. A real man like John Rambo is needed to take down deep blue in the chess match of the century. "He took first pawn!!!!"
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Jan 30, 2009 9:55:05 AM CST
RAMBO IN A CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by illuminate
part 1 in a small town
part 2 in the jungle
part 3 in the desert
part 4 went back to the jungle which kind of sucked
part 5 should have Rambo in a modern day middle eastern city blowing up entire buildings and then taking a five minute break to fuck the hot blond Fox news channel chick who is covering whatever war. Now that is a movie I would watch three times. -
It's a long road....
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Jan 30, 2009 9:58:33 AM CST
DON'T SNIFF GLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by thepicaroony
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We want action and pussy. We got violence in part 4 but, the fucking was not there. I am talking Basic Instinct mother fuckers. We want the ultimate man movie when Rambo kills every fucking terrorist out there, and then fucks a news chick doggie style. Well Brosnan did that with Halle Berry in Die Another Day. But, with Rambo we can see more with an R rating.
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A perfect way to bring the Rambo saga full circle would be to have Rambo back in the small town he waged his personal war in back in 1982. But this time he is called upon by Brian Dennehy's Sheriff Will Teasle to combat a fanatic U.S. militia that has entrenched itself in the small town.
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But not just one Predator, but a small army of them. Since this is Rambo, we want to give the dread-locked, intergalactic trophy hunters a fighting chance.
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If they sing, he shoots. He wins.
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that's the shit I wanna see. Also Rambo vs. Rocky and rambo goes to hell
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Rambo's living on his dad's ranch near (or even in) a mining town and the corprate fucks who own the town own the local cops who beat down the miners who try and form a union. One day the mine convienently collapses (with the help of c-4 charges set up by the pigs, of course.), killing the union leader. Rambo happenes to be in the mine at the time (even John Rambo's gotta eat), sees the cops and a fight ensues, with Rambo killing the cops. He's then pegged as a cop killer and has to fight the entire force, while trying to bring the CEO of the mine to justice. Yeah, it's got shades of First Blood, but I just came up with it 5 minutes ago. Whaddya want?
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Seriously, if he got his end away, fewer people would die. Needs to be said.
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I want the facial hair this time. Change it up a bit. And have him use more army tricks this time out. Last time the dog-tracking claymore "stunt" was the only "cool" instance of him relying on his skills (apart from brute strength and hauling ass through the woods)
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...then he shouldn't get laid should he .... yer missing the point ....and no it doesn't need to be said.
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Phelps becomes a citizen of Pakistan for the next Olypmics... the US recruits its only hope to bring down the swimming god.... John Rambo
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Jan 30, 2009 10:13:30 AM CST
RAMBO VS. SARAH PALIN AND THE ALASKAN SECESSIONISTS
by bringingsexyback
Sarah: "You can see Russia from Alaska."
Rambo: "Well, you're about to see Russia from Russia. Haul ass out of my country you commie skank!" -
The novelization for Rambo: First Blood Part II clearly indicates that "rarely, on occasion, he'd masturbate" to take care of his needs. Thus, the creator of Rambo has spoken. David Morrell has more or less told us that while Rambo would not turn down a piece of ass, he doesn't NEED it.
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It won't be just the stock amrket that's crashing!
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Looking 30 years younger makes this possible. And make sure you work the dick veins into the plot.
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Fuck that. I lose respect for him. Not that I really have respect for him...
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Sly vs KurtThe ultimate showdown.
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He couldn't step foot there without being arrested! Him & Dalton's Bond. Rambo III, The Living Daylights. "Let's fuck the commies by siding with people just as bad in the name of justice." Waterboarded.
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he masturbated into?
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Jan 30, 2009 10:20:47 AM CST
SLY and PIERCE for DANTE'S PEAK 2: THE REVENGE
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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I know there are a million ways to go with it, but if it involves him being among trees again it's kind of the same old shit. If he had to kill people in the city I guess he'd end up in prison again, but it would be worth it.
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"Tell me about da Wabbits"
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I'd like to see Rambo back in the states, but not necessarily for the sake of kicking more ass. Maybe instead of action it could be drama, or a thriller. Maybe Rambo is back hitching rides and seeing America. Maybe he's working the ranch and getting back on terms with his family. Throw in a flashback or two. Sci-fi or horror would be too cheap for a character who resonates this much.
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Jan 30, 2009 10:27:02 AM CST
In related news, Elizabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant!!!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
So says this article!
"I thought she was just getting over the last pregnancy. How does a uterus handle that kind of abuse? Why the fuck is she so fertile? Is she trying to save her marriage or is she trying to lock her football husband down because she’s tired of him running around behind her back and thinks this is the way? Why doesn’t she take the load on her fucking face? Is this a tax write off, or maybe just a good reason to get paid leave from work when she needs a vacation…Does she realize what three pregnancies will do to her sex appeal/tits and pussy? What about the baggage it presents when she’s out shopping for a new husband when this one peaces the fuck out. It’s just fucking insanity, the world is overpopulated as is and her bringing more into this dying world to create garbage and mooch off our resources just shows how greedy and self absorbed she is. I think two kids was enough, give it a fucking rest, sure it’s appropriate for a cunt to make babies, but that doesn’t mean the whole thing isn’t disgusting." -
But both their pasts come back to haunt them and they get dragged into yet another violent situation.
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John J extracates a kidnapped schoolgirl from the new branch davidians
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but with Sly doing all his past the roles, filmed Nutty Professor style.Imagine a flick with John Rambo, Rocky Balboa, Marion Cobretti, Ray Tango, John Spartan, Gabe Walker etc all bustin' heads.The mind boggles.
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Jan 30, 2009 10:28:27 AM CST
What if its some weird assasination thing in the city....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
.....where he has one night to take out 10 dudes. Like a Collateral meets Rambo sort of thing. Its real time in one night, Rambo doing all this covert shit all over the city. It eventually ends up with a massive police chase, and Rambo blowing the shit out of legions of corrupt cops.
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For you kids who don't know, Billy Jack was the proto-Rambo. Except that Billy Jack protects the hippies & the Native Americans from the pigs and the rednecks with his kung-fu. Seriously, watch Billy Jack.
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Abigail Breslin must figure out who was the love of her daddy's life. Was it Rachel Weicz? Elizabeth Banks? Isla Fisher? Or could it be ... ?
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to have final final closure of the father/son relationship. Then, let's see what happends at the ranch.
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I don't get the logic that places Rambo in the city. He's too much of a social maladroit to be around that many people. Stick him in the Prairie Range and have him witness a hate crime. No city
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like you see on Maury Povitch or Jerry Springer. He opens a camp for trouble youth, and trouble comes a calling.
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not only will i pay to see it, i'll pay to make it
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I loved the final shot of Rambo. I wondered what was going through his mind. Seeing him try to readjust to the land he hasn't set foot on in 23 years would be really engaging. The action would just be the icing on the cake.
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RAMBO: Its time to pay up Nelson. I've waited too long.
NELSON: Please sir......I write you a check right now!
RAMBO: Banks closed motherfucker.
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Not the ones trying to sneak across. That idea is so anti-PC no one would greenlight it. I'm talking about Rambo at the ranch finding out the human coyotes are using the land to bring illegal in only they're abusing the illegals in sweatshops and/or as sex slaves so it's Rambo to the rescue.
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Like I said..How the fuck can he be back in the states? He rode on horseback with the Taliban, helped the Mujahadeen (AKA a wing of Al fuckin' Qaida), Dalton's Bond did the same thing, all to help bring down the Russians. That's the 1980's for ya.
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Huh? Why do you want to execute someone who fought for liberty and equal rights. That's like saying Rambo vs. MLK. Rambo vs. Louis Farrakhan I'm cool with, but this?
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They fucked up.
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You see, they have these big things. They are called boats and airplanes.....
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I'm kidding. Jesus. I got nothing against Nelson, and I really don't want Rambo to ever hurt him-- should they meet.
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The Taliban were the good guys twenty years ago... or something. I know what you mean, Dark Shite
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Couldn't tell. Sometimes you walk the fine line between funny ideas and sarcasm it's hard to tell.
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was a pussy.
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here me out, that thing is low budg, the book is AMAZING and GRITTY, Rambo kills like a million people in it (vs. like one in the film) its way more compelling and if done right and following the book it would be insanely good. READ THE BOOK
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1) Rambo on horseback
2) Rambo with a beard
3) Rambo uses mountain climbing gear
4) Rambo cares for / feeds animals or birds
5) Rambo does construction work
6) Rambo visits hardware store
7) Rambo in a diner
8) Rambo meets with Mitch
9) Rambo sees a doctor, who is mortified by his scars and wounds
10) Rambo acknowledges Apache roots
11) Rambo reads part of "The Sheriff of Comanche County" (Sly fans will know the significance
12) Rambo meets with Banks
13) Rambo is trapped somewhere that makes him panic due to claustrophobia
14) Rambo has at least one fistfight
15) Rambo welds or sculpts at least one piece of "environmental art," a nod to "Nick" from Family Ties, who was inspired by Rambo
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April: "I hate you. You're just a boy. You're not a man. I cheated on you. With your best friend. How do you feel now? You disgust me. I can't stand the sight of you. You're nothing, and you'll always be nothing. I hate you."
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Jan 30, 2009 10:40:09 AM CST
I don't know if they were the Taliban back then
by grammaton cleric binks
but the Afghans fighting the Soviets 20 years ago were the good guys. Then, like in Animal Farm, all animals are equal, but some are more equal then others, and they started chopping off people's hands for having picnics and flying kites.
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OMG!! GEEKGASM!
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Rambo is reading the tabloids in a supermarket one day and discovers Jeffrey Jones was busted with child pornography. "The fuckin' principal from Ferris Bueller?!" He asks. Disgusted, he heads to Miami, Florida where Mr. Jones resides with his wife Nancy and their 6 Pomeranian puppies. What follows can only be described as 12 hours of pure agony and ritualistic debauchery.
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I read the book, but that was about 20 years ago. Rambo dies in the book, but as he didn't die in the film, his legacy lived on in cinema. Rambo First Blood Part II was one of the few instances where a sequel is better than the original. And, in this case, actually made more money I believe.
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C'est genius!
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Yes. But I'm very liberal. Which means I am required to have a shrine for Mandela in my home. I have a little bowl in front of it where I leave oranges and grapes.
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Have Rambo be a beekeeper who donates honey and preserves to local churches and shit. Two words: CAR CHASE. Perhaps even another motorcycle. More camoflauge stuff, like with the soviet spetsnaz in Pt.II
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Maybe his Taliban doings could finally come back to haunt him. Like, no one understands what he was doing for the US and they call him a traitor (cue ass whooping)
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Sure. Government finds out that there is a Predator loose in amazon rainforest that killed a recon team. Rambo is sent in to clean up the mess. Of course, Arnold and Sly would have to team up for this. And there isn't 1 Predator, but 5 of them. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!
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Rambo logs on and proceeds to make TBr's cry, one by one.
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Ladies and gentlemen!!! Children of all ages! ...
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Jan 30, 2009 10:51:08 AM CST
Rambo quotes that should NOT be in the new movie
by abominable snowcone
1) I love you.
2) Oh, oh I think I'm going to come!
3) That's a pretty dress.
4) I like watching the sunset.
5) Here, kitty kitty.
6) Giddy up!
7) Don't I get the free toaster with the new account?
8) Sure, come over--I'm watching "Beaches" on DVD
9) Get off my lawn.
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Cool.
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Even better.
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That just came to me in a vision from God.
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would be SO epic
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Nope. They weren't the good guys twenty years ago, they were the same uptight, vagina circumcising, head chopping ultra religious pricks they are now. BUT, they were fighting the Russians. & Stallone was a full on Reagan freak. The same as the guys who made The Bond movies were obviously full on Thatcher freaks. The Taliban were no different then than they are now. But they weren't Russians. In the same way that it's a common fact that you're Government trained the fuckers in the first place. Look, I don't wanna talk politics, I'm just saying, if Stallone wants to link every movie to world events, he's be sent to fuckin gauntanamo.
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I'd pay for that
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2x the sly, 2x the badassery
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1) Well done.
2) All I wanted was something to eat.
3) Gotta have a reason for that.
4) Go home.
5) But I didn't do anything!
6) Outta the truck!
7) Fuck the world.
8) Let it go.
9) They're all gone, sir.
10) I'll give you a war you won't believe -
Exploding arrow meets pencil missle.
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The last one was so over the top with violence and blood, I will be looking forward to the next instalment!
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Someone said have him fight a bear. But what if he went on some spiritual journey in the Pacific Northwest. That would be fucking awesome watching him build a shelter, camp out, hunt, spearfish, meditate around a fire, etc. for the first half of the film. Very peaceful, quiet, contemplative moments. The second half he comes back into the city to see a relative and something goes wrong, the police fuck with him just like the first film and we have the Rambo Tearing Ass in The City sequence which is non-stop killing for the last 45 minutes. The entire script should have about 15 lines of dialogue. -
I just saw what you said. I'm a racist? I'm a fucking Racist?? Let me tell you something you little shit. My adopted parents are Korean. My little brother is African. My wife is half Korean/half Japanese, because I came out here to work out my adopted parents shit. I am in no way racist. Look, I know you like trawling the boards, being a prick & making fun of people. But that was too fucking far.
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I mean it. You crossed the fucking line this time.
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Calm down. There is no such thing as humor in a Rambo TB? You attacked The Taliban and I joked you are racist for that. I can give a fuck about your multicultural background.
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Ahn young ha seyo!
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Dan Haggarty cameos as a gas station attendant
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DO IT
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and guts, natch.
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I'm sorry mate. I'm not a weirdo. I'm actually normal. I come here to talk about movies & stuff. That just happens to be a sensitive issue. Not because of you, but because if you live with people, it seems kinda fucked up that people pick on your family for no reason. I mean REALLY no reason. So I'm a bit protective & I don't wanna be seen as a racist, because I've been fighting the fuckers for what feels like fucking centuries, that's all. It's probably no consolation, but usually you make me laugh.
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Rambo vs Cell Block D.
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Its cool.
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My money's on Rambo!!!
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Warden: "What did you call me?"
Rambo: "Obtuse."
Warden: "I'm sorry. Please don't kill me."
Rambo: "Watch it next time." -
have rambo join an ensemble cast set in the london criminal underworld.
"we all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the visceral decapitation of heads." -
If so.....put that old bag of bones in this shit. I'd love to see Rambo smoke that fool. They can juse do an homage to Terminator.
Rambo goes into a gun shop to prepare for war. Dick Miller (Gun Shop Clerk) is in the back taking a piss. Rambo jumps over the counter and starts grabbing every weapon he can get his hands on. He grabs a shotgun and loads it. Dick Miller rushes out from the back pulling up his pants frantically:
DICK MILLER: What the fuck are you doing?!! You can't do that!!
RAMBO: Wrong.
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Hunts us down....one at a time.
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Jan 30, 2009 11:26:21 AM CST
I know you all want it.....RAMBO VS. JASON STATHAM!!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
CHAAAAAAAACHING!!
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Rambo needs to be back in the U.S. trying to possibly save a city under seige...with S.W.A.T. there to be his back up!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vWONJigv5A
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could play the aforementioned son-of-Teasle who is out for revenge once he learns that the guy who shot up his dad is back in the states
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You are all wierdos! :)
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Wouldn't suprise me with all that shit goes on now. But I'm glad Sly is back where he belongs. Who knows, one day we might forget his turn in SPY KIDS 3D!!
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Man, that'd be a unique mix of blood n' guts action with witty romantic comedy. Imagine the possibilities. They could 'meet cute' while shooting high powered rifles and they could discuss the benefits and cons of skinning your prey.
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To deliver a passionate speech on the impact of acorns on global warming.
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Jan 30, 2009 11:39:15 AM CST
Rambo knocking the wind outta Palin from behind.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
........with nothing covering her swollen tits but a torn American flag.
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Rambo, after a sex-change starts running progessional marathons as a woman. But the film is actually about Rambo's persicution that the 2012 Olympics won't let him run as woman. Do I smell Oscar?
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Picture John Rambo spontaneously breaking out into a song and dance routine after each gruesome kill.
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I wanna see Rambo tear The Comish's bitch-tits right the fuck off!
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This means war.
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After finally coming to peace with his inner demons, a cotton candy induced sugar shock has Rambo reverting to his blood-thirsty self.
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As long as it involved sweet, sweet murder - you had me at "Ra..."
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That's 12 packs of sheer manliness, with a touch of dick vein for flava.
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Jan 30, 2009 11:51:50 AM CST
Take it back to it's roots. First Blood is the only great film i
by thecomedian
First Blood is the only "great film" in the whole Rambo series because it's not really a popcorn action film. It's just a story about one man on a mountain who just wants peace fighting a redneck douchebag sheriff. It's like The Hulk meets Deliverance only with an Special Forces trained killing machine. I'd love to see that again. But these movies suck without Richard Krenna there to give his "John Rambo isn't a man. John Rambo is a killing machine..." speeches.
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Paul Blart will piss himself when he sees his replacement.
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...they could do a Bubba Ho-Tep sorta spin where the real Nelson actually died in prison, the guy that was released is a trained killer (Jason Statham) that went through extensive plastic surgery to become Mandela. What a genius way to infiltrate South African politics and be welcomed with open arms from the start!! Nelson was given carte blanche the moment he was released. A man with that much power could do some very dangerous things. Somehow tie this in with Rambo vacationing in South Africa and getting mixed up in this whole plot that involves human trafficking. He can be kicking ass covert-style with a fucking machete in the slums of South Africa. The climax can be Rambo busting through the gates of Mandela's compound armed to the teeth. He takes out about 75 henchman ala Scarface and it ends with the final showdown, the one on one. RAMBO VS. MANDELA!
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Remember when Michael the Missionary said, "I'm going to have to report this?"
Sure, Michael learns later that maybe sometimes it IS okay to kill. But if the scriptwriter has Michael return to the states and tell the story, then yeah, the govt might just be on the lookout for Rambo John J. once again. At which point Rambo will hunt Michael and choke him with his abdominal dick veins -
Jan 30, 2009 12:00:54 PM CST
Rambo should have his own Fortress of Solitude.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Except its a cave, in the woods, where First Blood took place. He goes there and sees the image of Richard Krenna projected on the back of a waterfall. They can resurrect Krenna similar to the way they did Brando in Superman Returns. Rambo can summon him with a Native-American ritual. Burning shit and dancing around under the moonlight. -
Oh yeah, we trained them, and boy that came to bite us back in the ass.
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Intercut with scenes of Julie Benz showering, on several occasions
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Watch Sylvester Stallone's completely unique vision about his most famous movie-character.
Plot:
A puppeteer discovers a hidden doorway in his office, which turns out to be a portal into John Rambo (the famous killing machine)'s mind. Upon entering the portal, one gets to be inside Rambo's mind for 15 odd minutes. As with any great discovery of this century, the ultimate question immediately arises : 'How can we make money out of this?' He and his co-worker promptly set out to exploit this discovery. It doesn't take long for things to go haywire. -
Sarah's words echo in Rambo's mind as he builds birdhouses in a shed behind his ranch...cut to Sarah in the shower as her words continue to echo: But you must still believe in SOMEthing, she says, lathering her pert missionary breasts...you must still believe in something
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Jan 30, 2009 12:05:51 PM CST
I just hope Sly doesn't pull a Rambo has a kid
by grammaton cleric binks
from either some chick in Asia, or some girl he knocked up before shipping out to Nam. We don't need that. Wasn't that part of Braddock: Missing in Action 3?
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He likes, and I quote "guns and breasts, in that order."
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Just as Rambo is about to remove Rush's asshole, Limbaugh injects him with painkillers
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Like Dirty dancing, only with guts
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as Rambo daydreams of himself mounting Sarah...We MUST continue!! We made a COMMITMENT!! You MUST still believe in SOMETHING
Rambo grabs the hammer and nails the birdhouse even harder than before, then tosses the hammer across the room -
Afghanistan to serve as a ringer on the national goat ball championship team.
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...and freestyle all over Rambo's cock. Her adventure in Burma has opened her eyes that religion is bullshit. So now she wants to "learn" everything she can from Rambo. ;)
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It's Rambo and the small furry creatures vs greedy real estate developers who want to clear away acres of lush forest to make space for condominiums...and Rambo will be DAMNED if anyone destroys the habit of his favorite yellow-bellied sapsuckers
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Excellent points. I would say Rambo II is the best popcorn flick, but I'll agree with you, the best movie is First Blood.
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Rambo in a Death Wish situation on the streets of Manhattan or LA
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*Rambo-"You think your going to take over this ice cream parlour?" *Mandela- "That's exactly what your Father said.....before I slit his fucking throat."
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Jan 30, 2009 12:19:31 PM CST
Stuntcock Mike-- LAUGHING MY MAFUCKIN ASS OFF!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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Jan 30, 2009 12:19:35 PM CST
MMM... LATHER ... PERT ... BREASTS ... GOAT BALL CHAMPIONSHIP ..
by bringingsexyback
Keep talking dirty!!!
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Guns and titties? Man, who doesn't?
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I'm sprouting a "cone" just thinking about it.
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....they can use the same Digital Domain Orville Redenbacher/Benjamin Button approach and have Jason Statham play him on set and perform all the fights and appropriate stunt-work, but do full digital head replacement in post.
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.. rambo digs up the corpse of estelle getty, turn it into a buddy movie and they call it RAMBO 5: STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT 2
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film it in City of Industry California. That place is already a wasteland and you'll save on filming cost.
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Clearly you've never been to El Segundo, CA.
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I left my wallet in El Segundo.
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Julie "Sarah" Benz engaging in an erotic sapphoric tryst with some other ice cream parlour chick to the sounds of the "rock" version of "Long Road:"
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of course a new Uwe boll movie will be better then Avatar. Choke on that Cameronities.
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Jan 30, 2009 12:52:00 PM CST
make it a remake of THOUGH SHALL NOT KILL....EXCEPT!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Its Rambo versus a Mansonesque cult. Instead of Raimi as the cultleader, get either Willem Defoe or Rutger Hauer.
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Rambo + time travel - Sandra Bullock = Profit
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Jan 30, 2009 12:53:11 PM CST
A new Boll film would be more entertaining than AVATAR.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I wouldn't say better. But I would probably watch it more often, thats for sure.
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Zenu's back, and this time he's using seven-SIXTY-sevens.
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"It would be for my pleasure." Mandella's actual dialog. That fucker is pretty slimy.
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...the kid gloves are COMIN OFF!!!!
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make an appearance in the ice cream shoppe as well.
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Jan 30, 2009 1:01:41 PM CST
How bout killing the Taliban fuckers he trained in Rambo III
by picardsucks
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I prefer Rocky's dickblood.
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is genius, the terrorists have won...or have they?
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Rambo takes all his war medals, melts them down, and forges a new knife
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Rambo will lick his new knife as Sarah, on her knees, traces his abdominal dickveins...with her tongue
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Rambo enters Mandela's office slowly. Mandela sits facing the window. Its dark and quiet. Just as he is within reach, Mandela spins around holding a revolver aimed straight at Rambo's face.
MANDELA: In this business, there's a lot of cash. And a lot of people with their hands out.
RAMBO: So how do you handle that?
MANDELA: I take......their fucking hands.
RAMBO: You sick fuck. Leave 'em ALONE!!
MANDELA: There's only one law down here Mr. Rambo. NELSON'S LAW!! Plata o Plomo. Guys like you can either take the fall......or join me, and take a position.
RAMBO: I got a position for you.
MANDELA: Oh?
RAMBO: Permanently disabled.
Mandela grins and pulls the trigger. CLICK. Its empty. Rambo walks toward him quick. CRACK!! He thrusts the 12 inch blade in the side of Mandela's neck-- blood gurgles from the torn opening. Rambo wraps his arms around him tightly to hold him upright, and tears the blade all the way across-- severing his entire head in one fluid motion. -
how cool is that?
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It could be shot documentary style with lots of awkward long takes. A key scene: Rambo half getting up, threatening to slice the filmmaker's throat, stumbling a bit, then gripping his chair and sitting back down, voice slurring, trailing off, the camera following his gaze as he turns and stares out the window for five minutes, no cuts; a seagull circles, floating in and out frame.
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:RAMBO has sent you a message:
"IT'S NEVER OVER!!!!"
:RAMBO HAS INVITED YOU TO PLAY HALO 3:
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I love it.
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RAMBO: "I AINT BUYING NO CARD YOU FUCKING COMMIESS!!!!"
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RAMBO: "I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go."
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Rambo meets up, with The Warriors; and battles other street gangs all the way to Coney Island.
or...
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all he knows is fighting and makeshift weapondary and survival. It could work. Have him confronting an evil biker gang that attacks and kills on of his wrestling buddies.
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he would be swooned by the violins in seconds...then chop him in half
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Tag team partner. They can call him "THE KNEE TAKER" Warick character uses a fake rubber sledge hammer to take out the knees of his enemies during matches when he is tagged in. I got it the bikers rape and kill Waricks wife Rambo and "The Knee Taker" who grabs a real sledge this time. Go out and seek justice.
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Plot: John Rambo goes to visit Julie Benz at her church; the Hasselbecks also attend that church. Matt gets into a fight with Sly...Sly tears his throat out; Elizabeth starts birthing her own army / militia which Sly raids in suitably fiery Waco fashion. And Elizabeth doesn't even need to put a fake belly on since she's always knocked up. Perfect!
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seeing as how, given the chance, I would slip her my pipe
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or at least, the hilt
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Matt's gonna be relieved!
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no, not my kid. I didn't put it in her front door, if you know what I'm saying
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Rambo works as a guard at prison near his fathers ranch. Theres a riot. His love interest be a female prison guard is gangraped and killed, her dead body is tossed over the wall of the prison. Rambo was home when this happened. He races to the prison in his truck. The local police force him to go back home. Rambo breaks into the towns local gun shop he returns back to the prison for vengeance. IT'S NEVER OVER!!!
have one of the prisoners as a sidekick/friend. He and Rambo always had a good relationship. This sidekick is doing time for for stealing cars.. -
Rambo has to stop an evil plot from Hamas Organization which consists on squeezing a full terrorist commando inside a fridge and nuke it so it will fly right into Tel Aviv Presidential Palace, with the terrorists then stepping out of the fridge with the intentions of wiping out Israel's government.
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Rambo works as a guard at a prison near his fathers ranch. Theres a riot. His love interest- a female prison guard is gangraped and killed, her dead body is tossed over the wall of the prison. Rambo was home when this happened. He races to the prison in his truck. The local police force him to go back home. Rambo breaks into the towns local gun shop he returns back to the prison for vengeance. IT'S NEVER OVER!!!
have one of the prisoners as a sidekick/friend. He and Rambo always had a good relationship. This sidekick is doing time for for stealing cars..
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As I said long ago, that would be an appropriate way to wrap this series up. The guy dies destitute in a VA hospital, yet another kick in the balls from a government that eats its warriors. Maybe not satisfying, but appropriate.
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you know where its going.. Rambo buys black indian hat..whoops lots of ignorant small town ass. saves girl from bikers.. Kills corrupt politico's .. hilarity
and hi-jinks all the way around..
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I specially liked the Hamas Nuked Fridge approach
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"Be nice."
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And he took matters into his own hands and he killed Prisoners. He would go back to jail. It would be a very bleek and poetic ending, mirroring the original to some extent.
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Jan 30, 2009 2:53:24 PM CST
rambo goes on a 2 hour killing spree against subhuman yanks
by ironic_name
yes!
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...Rambo hates the new liberal President and his kool-aid drinking followers so he decides to take them all on. Obama tries to walk through more windows though instead of using doors and injures himself therefore taking himself out of the battle. Plus he can't speak without a teleprompter so communication is nill.
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By ending it with him holding a knife to the main bad guys throat. With the police/swat pointing guns on them. They tell Rambo to let him go, and Rambo has no choice, and he does so. The main bad guy survives and he never faces a change of justice. Rambo is cuffed and taken to the hospital in an ambulance. His father is outside waiting for him. He gives rambo a big hug and they both cry in the rain. Rambo says something meaningful.
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Fuck yeah! Sly mano a mano with Mel! Or not.
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Rambo slips Abom's pipe into Joy Behar. Hilarity and shriveled pipes ensue.
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Rambo fights to keep right-wing issues on the front page, but eventually gives up because no one cares what they have to say anymore.
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That sounds great. The prison thing, and it ends with Rambo in cuffs. I like that. He tried to blend in with society and have an ordinary job and once again, he fails. No matter what-- he is destined to destroy. And it seems that a prison guard would be a job a guy like Rambo would fall into, especially in one of those little shit desert towns where every local works at the prison and the entire economy is based on the prison. Very cool approach.
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Rambone the pornstar cums out of retirement to give Rush a hand in hooking up with a new bath house boy from the Dominican Republic by safeguarding a secret shipment of Viagra to Rush's house that terrorists want for the hundreds of virgins they plan to meet in the afterlife.
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Jan 30, 2009 3:09:11 PM CST
if prisoners did rape and kill his love interest......
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...Rambo could go so fucking berserk, he shows up at the prison during is off night and sneaks in covert. Realizing he could never have a chance to punish those that deserve to be punished with all the guards around. So he takes out all the prick guards one by one. This can add to his charges at the end but also represent the scum of humanity and how Rambo doesn't fit in anywhere. The prison guards can be just as much perverts and scumbags as the inmates. After Rambo wipes out the night crew, he unlocks the cell block and all fucking hell breaks loose as he tears the prisoners apart. Literally.
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it writes itself.
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"You'll get the answer to that question next Saturday."
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Hey you all loved ripping it out of Ford ?
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Upon returning to his hometown, Rambo will be haunted by "ghosts" of his fallen friends and enemies (PTSD, survivor guilt, etc). This is the only guess I can think of that fits the limited available info and meshes with the nightmares and ending of the last one. There is a chance we will see tragic/ironic juxtaposition of Rambo's childhood with the present.
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that there were always plans to do a 5th AND 6th rambo movie, if the 4th grossed enough. that birdie, of course, being myself, when i worked somewhere involved with the 4th movie.
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The other possibility is that it ends up being a courtroom drama with him (having returned to his dad's farm) getting arrested and having to defend his actions (up to and including some of those he was serving time for at the beginning of Rambo: First Blood Pt 2). I'd rather see him beating on shit; but that seems like the most realistic "genre" changer. Well...let's hope he takes down an American city in a glorious orgy of bullets and arrows.
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you deserve to die for your laziness and subsequent ignorance.
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best crossover ever
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best crossover ever
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Come on. We all knew it had to happen.
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Rambodacious: Daughter of Rambo First Blood Part Three This Time It's Personal (and familial because, you see, she's Rambo's daughter.
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oh wait..
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I'm assuming the "genre crossing" Stallone has hinted at means Rambo will be in a modern day western. When he first started discussing the possiblity of more sequels beyond a Rambo 4, he specifically mentioned "The Searchers" as a possible inspiration. Add to that the rejected "Mexican kidnapping" storyline, and it's pretty clear where his head is at.
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Followed by Rambo: The Reader
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Jan 30, 2009 5:13:13 PM CST
Rambo in Court. A three and half hour drama. No action.
by damien chowder
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ya know, that security force he mooted during the campaign.. they would be civilians, but be as powerful as the army..
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Rambo In America - spike in eye - with great frustrationRambo In America - gun in hand - across the nation
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Nahhhhhhh!
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There's only one winner in this battle.No, no, you're right. they haven't gotten progressively worse as one man and a studio cash in on what was once, before it got so rinsed that all the colours faded, an original premise.Fuck it, let's have Rambo vs The Squid That Never Made It...he can fight the lunatic octopod dumped from Watchmen...he's got no fucking brain anyway so it might be a fair fight.
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I can go about my day, come back in the evening, and find this cheesy-ass thread still going strong.
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First Blood is strange movie its about a man having a dangerous breakdown. I'd like to see another Movie About John Rambo going out of control in a setting another small town with way more collateral damage.
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Going out for drinks with Brian Dennehy and David Caruso.."Remembah that time I fucked up your town.."
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Can one aging guy find love in a small town, while battling an addiction to steroids? Starring Sylvester Stallone and Rene Zellweger in the one film that will make you laugh, make you cry, and just might make you believe in love all over again.
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come on, Sly, start growing a mustache. It's what America wants.
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or even against a team of mini-Ditkas
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Does anybody remember that in Rambo III? Rambo chummed around with terrorists.
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They weren't terrorist yet, they where freedom fighters, and James Bond helped them out also in The Living Daylights.
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with a computer altered Stallone to play the part of baby Rambo, of course. Benjamin Button be damned!
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FROST: Are you really saying the President can do something illegal? NIXON: I'm saying when the President does it, its not illegal! FROST: So you're above the law?! RAMBO: I AM THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!
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I'd make it a sort of Die Hard/guy in the wrong place at the wrong time thing and he gets wrapped up in stopping them. I'd have him stop a jet airline hijacking, kill the terrorists but learn what else they are up to. Rambo lands the plane but has to escape from authorities immediately because he knows what the terrorists are up to and he has no time to explain it all because of a strict time table. Bring back the "jungle fighter in civilization" aspect.
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Rambo in a blow-out!
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They're all inbred anyway.
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inside America? You know, the ones that don't exist because Al-Queda is a fuckin myth? Yes, please, more pro-war on terrorism propaganda films since ya know, they've been box office smash hits so far.
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Is by far the best suggestion that's come out of this talkback!
Going to the Big City, yeah... A robber could come up to him with a switchblade, Rambo could say -"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife". OR he could be boxing a baddie on the rooftops and box the baddies head off! Worst idea ever, I'm so glad Vern isnt in the movie biz... or is he? -
John Rambo becomes Head Coach of the St. Louis Rams, and has to save 80,000 fans when Terrorists take over the Dome.
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since that's where he was at the end. I mean, right? It'll be like Gran Torino with muscles.
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I still like the Ruby Ridge story/scriptment for Rambo.
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All I'm saying is, they should show Rambo III on TNT like they do parts I and II. It would be a great way to remind everyone that the US and the Taliban were friends at one point. So much so, that The Greatest American Hero Rambo helped them.
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STALLONE - DUDIKOFF TO THE DEATH
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'Nuff said.
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shoeshinejohnny,shoeshinemmmbbbwaahhhmmmmbbbbbccckkccouldddnnnnttfinnnnnhiszzzzzfuggginnlllEEEEGGGZZZZZ!!
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Scenario: Rambo has gone home and the plot continues with the end of the last movie. A Branch Dividian-esque camp with a charismatic leader has moved in nearby. They are armed to the teeth and are planning a terrorist attack to bring about the end of the world (ala Aum Shinryko). The FBI finds out, tries to raid the compound, but 4 agents are killed in the process. Who can defeat a heavily armed enemy with bad intentions?
it's
RAMBO: HELL ON EARTH
Rated R
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Crank it! --Crank it UP!
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I'd pay to see THAT!
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"First Blood" anyone?
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MILK: I'M JESUS CHRIST!!RAMBO: No you're not. You're dead.BOOM!
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Rambo in the middle of a bank heist/hostage situation, and shit just hit the fan
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he either kills the mutherfucker or understands where he's coming from
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snake charming is being outsourced in the U.S. so ol' John has to take a job as a dishwasher in a Korean/Burmese restaraunt located in a mostly vietnamese, pacific northwest small town, and owned by former russian military immigrants from afghanistan
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BACK FROM THE DEAD (HE DIES IN THE BEGINING THEN WAKES UP)
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ITS KILLIN PUNCHIN TIME
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Obama you crossed the line, a line that was never meant to be crossed...line
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insert comment here
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Jan 30, 2009 10:51:16 PM CST
Rambo vs. Conversing with a room full of stroke victims
by proziumjunkie
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yeah thats messed up
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u know what im talkin about. we'v all been there.
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insert stupid comment here
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hes our only weapon (we were desperate)
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he missed the 3rd grade, now he must finish what he started 90 years ago. Play time is over!
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NA NA NANAA!!! lAAA NAANANA NANNAAA NANA NANNANNNANANA LALAL!!! LAL LALA LALALALA BOOOMBOOMB OBMM dOOODA DOOODY BOOMABAMA LOLOLO DEDEE LOLAAA!! nANANNA NANAAAA NOIANA NANAN ANNNNA!!!!!! NANANANANA LALA BOMBOMB
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mr. rambo, you make big mistake coming here, we are skilled at making trouble go away.
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okay this one is no joke, imagine rambo as a bodyguard...pretty cool right?
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with Arnold Schwarzenegger narrating Johns reintegration to america and day to day ho-hum life
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Geek Molester I will kick your ass! Probably because the Steelers rule, but also because I can go back out for happy hour(s) and come back and find this idiot thread still firing on all four.
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"The list is Death."
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fights the deadites while training under Ash in the housewares section
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"REALLY DON'T MESS WITH HIS MALL"
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The untold story
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"You are strong, but you are almost dead. You vill tell me how you the know the answers, yes?"
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If it is going to be a different sort of thing, I'd like to see a Rambo thriller, or thriller/conspiracy. Someone trying to mess with him from his past, etc. It could be foreign, or U.S. opponent(s) , etc. I think this would be the best direction he could go in at this point.
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I don't have an idea for a movie. i just know this is gonna be the new thing and I wanted to post here so I can say I remember when people started putting Rambo into every joke.
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...veiny package. *SWOON*
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FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
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Arnie should give up the politics crap
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What the fuck ever happened with that?
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That's a flick I would watch a hundred times!
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Hes come back a broken man..
trying to put himself back together living alone out in the hills someplace. but he snaps.. Maybe some kids tress pass into his woods.. he has flashbacks and thinks hes back in battle, bringing home the god monster of war the us military created. Unleashing his vengeance on anything in his way. an unstoppable killing machine tearing his way across the USA, his deranged mind looking for something he may never find. -
kirk isolated forever inside a dead planet in deep space,he screams:
RAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
"Rob! I saw it! It's huge! It's a stalLion!!"
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Rambo goes home to see hid father whose farm is in big financial trouble(topical) so he contacs the Brits out of Rambo4 and gets a job as a private military contractor and ends up back in A-STAN or Iraq.He wittneses some Abu garabe(sp)type abuse against inocent civvilians by Nato troops and decided to stand up for the little man....again!much ass kicking against weestern troops ensues,he gets generalized as a terrorist by the authorties.so crack team of(you guessed it)GREEN BERETS gets sent in to take him out.they loose.Schwarznager could be a US/NATO(AUSTRIAN?)Commander in charge of the op(at base obviously,bit old now).it would fuckking rule!
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See him struggle against the hardships of the credit crunch as he sells his kidney to a gang of black market organ traders.
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rambo wasn't amused when The Dark Night was snubbed
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You can't justify blowing away thousands of dudes in the climax unless it's in a non-descript, third-world shit-hole. It's obvious that Rambo has to kill Canadians in the next one.
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And he ages backwards for no reason and dies in the arms of Rae Dawn Chong wearing nothing but a little red bandana.
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I just wanted to say how muchI appreciate Sly's comeback. I am only 23 so I was either not alive or still too young to appreciate Sly during the height of his popularity. I of course watched all of the Rambo and Rocky films as I hit my teens and loved them, even though I usually despise flicks like Rambo. But now I just wanted to say how much I appreciate the fact that Sly is bringing these characters back in really quality films (screw the critics, Rambo was great) so that people my age get to live through a second age of Sylvester Stallone.
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what do we really want RAMBO fighting? Answer: NAZIS.
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Rambo joins Carrie and the girls for a bris that goes terribly wrong.
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I just want TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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Could be a DTV classic.
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I missed it!
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