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5 new posters for GI JOE hit the nets!

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest GI JOE posters. I'm not really sure what they're really selling here other than how fit the actors are - and how well the costumes look in shadowy cool they look. But tonally it doesn't really tell us anything about the movie. I think that'll change this Sunday when we see what they show us during the SUPER BOWL. Till then, here's your latest glimpse, publicity fashion...





















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All they need to do to sell this flick is...
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Jan 27th, 2009
05:54:25 AM
Argh
by CGI_Pants
Jan 27th, 2009
05:57:40 AM
The baroness
by Varakor
Jan 27th, 2009
05:57:52 AM
I'm excited to see this
by IndyCollector
Jan 27th, 2009
06:02:04 AM
the least exciting film of the summer
by Mr Gorilla
Jan 27th, 2009
06:06:06 AM
death
by stvnhthr
Jan 27th, 2009
06:06:40 AM
My wife...
by oaser
Jan 27th, 2009
06:08:09 AM
Speed Racer 2: GI Joe
by brassai2003
Jan 27th, 2009
06:12:38 AM
hope it works.....
by j2talk
Jan 27th, 2009
06:19:29 AM
Generic Action Movie: The Motion Picture
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Jan 27th, 2009
06:19:33 AM
This movie ...
by TheCap
Jan 27th, 2009
06:20:02 AM
and how well the costumes look in shadowy cool they look
by The Ringwraith
Jan 27th, 2009
06:21:27 AM
WACK!
by TheJake
Jan 27th, 2009
06:23:25 AM
I agree with IndyCollector: differentiation of skills,
by CreasyBear
Jan 27th, 2009
06:25:04 AM
Is this from the director of Bratz: The Movie?
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jan 27th, 2009
06:33:17 AM
I think they cropped the heads.
by red_weed
Jan 27th, 2009
06:37:07 AM
That's got me sold
by The StarWolf
Jan 27th, 2009
06:39:38 AM
I'd like one of those outfits.
by RighteousBrother
Jan 27th, 2009
06:43:06 AM
Nice Ad Campaign
by Media Messiah
Jan 27th, 2009
06:44:04 AM
Huge GI Joe fan, not very impressed.
by BigRedMenace
Jan 27th, 2009
06:54:22 AM
Reminds me of
by Doc_Martigan
Jan 27th, 2009
06:57:18 AM
Someone raided the bat cave
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 27th, 2009
06:58:17 AM
Sienna Miller: The Rise of My Cobra
by DOGSOUP
Jan 27th, 2009
07:03:46 AM
L.T. Joe: Lazer-Tag Arise
by GutsSpill
Jan 27th, 2009
07:04:02 AM
Didn't they forget...
by Life_is_Fatal
Jan 27th, 2009
07:04:34 AM
S&M JOE: A REAL AMERICAN FREAK IN THE SACK!
by YackBacker
Jan 27th, 2009
07:05:00 AM
Or, wait, no...
by Life_is_Fatal
Jan 27th, 2009
07:07:35 AM
What the fuck.... no colors at all????
by Seth Brundle
Jan 27th, 2009
07:14:40 AM
Black leather...
by Cl_Kilgore
Jan 27th, 2009
07:22:55 AM
Lucious Fox is marketing the Bat Suit
by richievanderlow
Jan 27th, 2009
07:25:51 AM
Snake Eyes looks silly
by Bass Ackwards
Jan 27th, 2009
07:25:52 AM
Matrix Reloaded wants its posters back...
by knowthyself
Jan 27th, 2009
07:26:35 AM
OK, so...
by BizarroJerry
Jan 27th, 2009
07:26:43 AM
I'm actually curious about this trainwreck...
by SoylentMean
Jan 27th, 2009
07:28:32 AM
love how they used MS Paint to put shades on the last one.
by knowthyself
Jan 27th, 2009
07:29:10 AM
if they ever make a movie based on...
by PezQ
Jan 27th, 2009
07:29:45 AM
Tonally G.I. Joe will be absolute mince
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 27th, 2009
07:31:04 AM
Eddie Murphy's in G.I Joe?
by RadioEdit
Jan 27th, 2009
07:35:56 AM
G.I. Joe: Resolute
by Dingbatty
Jan 27th, 2009
07:40:34 AM
Since Snake Eyes is our most popular character...
by rev_skarekroe
Jan 27th, 2009
07:43:52 AM
Since Snake Eyes is our most popular character...
by rev_skarekroe
Jan 27th, 2009
07:43:55 AM
I don't like the black leather, either
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 27th, 2009
07:45:29 AM
Are these posters for X-Men 4?
by GrandMuffTarkin
Jan 27th, 2009
07:51:23 AM
News Flash - next Superman costume will be black.
by GrandMuffTarkin
Jan 27th, 2009
07:55:06 AM
Are these posters for X-Men 4? by GrandMuffTarkin
by Dead_Geek
Jan 27th, 2009
07:55:16 AM
YO WEAK!!!
by tylerzero
Jan 27th, 2009
07:56:43 AM
Mommy? how come I can see Lady J's who-ha?
by LargoJr
Jan 27th, 2009
08:00:20 AM
Someone has a black leather fetish
by indyjonez100
Jan 27th, 2009
08:06:06 AM
Wow...
by Sin86a
Jan 27th, 2009
08:06:28 AM
did you dumb asses really want to see the cartoonish comic outfi
by j2talk
Jan 27th, 2009
08:07:59 AM
Fuck you, Sommers!
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Jan 27th, 2009
08:08:27 AM
No names?
by terry1978
Jan 27th, 2009
08:08:29 AM
Anyone see a script?
by ForkTongue
Jan 27th, 2009
08:15:45 AM
I will see this because...RACHEL NICHOLS!!!
by Sequitur
Jan 27th, 2009
08:17:17 AM
Latino Review Had The Script
by Media Messiah
Jan 27th, 2009
08:17:24 AM
I will wait for the trailer. . .
by Darth_Kaos
Jan 27th, 2009
08:20:14 AM
NO HEADSHOTS = BUTTERFACES?
by Err
Jan 27th, 2009
08:21:48 AM
"cartoonish comic outfits"
by BizarroJerry
Jan 27th, 2009
08:23:20 AM
Some things should stay in the eighties.
by rbatty024
Jan 27th, 2009
08:26:07 AM
ONLY SNAKE-EYES LOOKS DISTINCT
by Mullah Omar
Jan 27th, 2009
08:33:19 AM
Keep in mind, rbatty...
by BizarroJerry
Jan 27th, 2009
08:33:23 AM
When will there be a live action Sailor Moon movie?
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Jan 27th, 2009
08:34:31 AM
No jokes on this one. It will be tits.
by Heckles
Jan 27th, 2009
08:36:20 AM
G.I. Joe: Men In Black
by SpyGuy
Jan 27th, 2009
08:40:54 AM
Granted, I never kept up with the GI Joe or Transfomers comics..
by rbatty024
Jan 27th, 2009
08:41:48 AM
Dude wheres my head?
by Knobules
Jan 27th, 2009
08:45:30 AM
Its the S & M J. Crew catalog!
by skimn
Jan 27th, 2009
08:52:21 AM
Fucking WEAK!!!!
by alienindisguise
Jan 27th, 2009
08:55:16 AM
THE DARK KNIGHT'S LAWYER CALLED ...
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 27th, 2009
08:58:07 AM
BizarroJerry, you owe me a monitor
by KillerTomato
Jan 27th, 2009
09:00:04 AM

by Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
Jan 27th, 2009
09:00:05 AM
Kids movie
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Jan 27th, 2009
09:02:49 AM
Said it before, will say it again...FAUX JOE!!!
by nerosday
Jan 27th, 2009
09:08:04 AM
WOW...
by Chadley BeBay
Jan 27th, 2009
09:12:16 AM
more like GENERIC JOE
by turketron
Jan 27th, 2009
09:18:37 AM
Good stuff, Frankie
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Jan 27th, 2009
09:22:16 AM
A Metal Gear Booty call
by KillaKane
Jan 27th, 2009
09:25:47 AM
Says a lot for the cast...
by tiredpm
Jan 27th, 2009
09:31:54 AM
The ladies in those posters....
by Cletus Van Damme
Jan 27th, 2009
09:32:12 AM
Truly awful
by J.B.M.A.
Jan 27th, 2009
09:35:19 AM
Fucking dull.
by Smashing
Jan 27th, 2009
09:35:23 AM
Barnoss
by killianx
Jan 27th, 2009
09:35:23 AM
oh and i dont care what they say...
by killianx
Jan 27th, 2009
09:36:30 AM
I would rather give money to this than TINTIN.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 27th, 2009
09:39:28 AM
j2talk
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 27th, 2009
09:39:56 AM
Black leather = G.I. Emo
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 27th, 2009
09:41:19 AM
G.I. Emo
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 27th, 2009
09:43:08 AM
5 new posters
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 27th, 2009
09:44:48 AM
ah yes, generic film posters I pass by without glancing.
by Gungan Slayer
Jan 27th, 2009
09:45:51 AM
For a man to be in GI Joe
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 27th, 2009
09:47:11 AM
Definitely a mix of DARK KNIGHT armor & METALGEAR SOLID
by George Newman
Jan 27th, 2009
09:51:15 AM
And chili is half the battle!
by Godovhellfire
Jan 27th, 2009
09:54:19 AM
Christopher Nolan called Stephen Sommers...
by Orbots Commander
Jan 27th, 2009
10:00:25 AM
there was nothing wrong with the old uniforms
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Jan 27th, 2009
10:03:29 AM
Smell-O-Vision Time Travel
by Xandar1977
Jan 27th, 2009
10:21:01 AM
So Harry, you ungrateful fuck
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Jan 27th, 2009
10:23:18 AM
Why does everybody have Batman's body armour?
by The Reluctant Austinite
Jan 27th, 2009
10:23:54 AM
Pork-Chop Sandwiches!!!
by BlackBanana
Jan 27th, 2009
10:25:07 AM
Problem is:
by Raymar
Jan 27th, 2009
10:29:49 AM
too bad they started this before Obama...
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jan 27th, 2009
10:39:41 AM
We've done black leather since about David Lynch's DUNE
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jan 27th, 2009
10:48:12 AM
These are pathetic
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Jan 27th, 2009
10:49:27 AM
!!!! Thank you Dingbatty
by Rufferto
Jan 27th, 2009
10:50:35 AM
Yep. X-Men meets Dark Knight
by NivekJ
Jan 27th, 2009
10:51:32 AM
Is Snake Eyes wearing DOCKERS?
by NivekJ
Jan 27th, 2009
10:52:47 AM
so lucuis finaly sold the military on those suits?
by ironic_name
Jan 27th, 2009
10:53:55 AM
News Flash - next Superman costume will be black.
by ironic_name
Jan 27th, 2009
10:55:40 AM
balls.
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Jan 27th, 2009
10:58:45 AM
I would pay good money to see Frank Millar's Care Bears
by Rex Carsalot
Jan 27th, 2009
11:00:28 AM
uh, just noticed something
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Jan 27th, 2009
11:09:56 AM
shogun gunslinger
by Orbots Commander
Jan 27th, 2009
11:22:55 AM
I just read more info on GIJoe Resolute
by Rufferto
Jan 27th, 2009
11:23:24 AM
Duke
by TheBlackKnight
Jan 27th, 2009
11:27:46 AM
"A REAL GENERIC-AN HERO!"
by Prof_Ender
Jan 27th, 2009
11:30:39 AM
COBRA COMMANDER
by slone13
Jan 27th, 2009
11:39:41 AM
We've Seen X-Men and The Matrix : The Movie
by MaxCalifornia.
Jan 27th, 2009
11:42:53 AM
People in black with guns and shit : the movie
by MaxCalifornia.
Jan 27th, 2009
11:43:49 AM
JEEEZ!! This isn't SHAKESPEARE PEOPLE!
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
11:44:03 AM
Black Uniforms
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
11:51:54 AM
Seriously how hard is it to fuck up Army Fatigues....
by thecomedian
Jan 27th, 2009
11:55:31 AM
DAMON WAYANS. that is all. thank you.
by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG
Jan 27th, 2009
11:59:57 AM
"Sit back, turn your brain off and enjoy the ride!"
by Mullah Omar
Jan 27th, 2009
12:01:11 PM
In a world....
by IAmLegolas
Jan 27th, 2009
12:02:38 PM
Snake eyes is the only one that looks "Canon"
by Stalkeye
Jan 27th, 2009
12:05:00 PM
IAmJacksUserID
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
12:05:10 PM
Bland
by cbebop007
Jan 27th, 2009
12:07:24 PM
Anyone of these 'talk backers' could do it better!!!
by Bishop6
Jan 27th, 2009
12:10:55 PM
Bishop
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
12:14:13 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS COBRA COMMANDER?
by Banzai Rootskibango
Jan 27th, 2009
12:14:59 PM
If you guys thought these Costumes were bad..
by Stalkeye
Jan 27th, 2009
12:15:05 PM
Bishop
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
12:16:06 PM
yep total MATRIX RELOADED ripoffs...way2b original.
by FleshMachine
Jan 27th, 2009
12:16:38 PM
This movie better be based on the comics..not the cartoon.
by FleshMachine
Jan 27th, 2009
12:18:31 PM
Character individuality...
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
12:19:00 PM
Transformers was a Cartoon...GIJOE was a COMIC BOOK
by FleshMachine
Jan 27th, 2009
12:23:00 PM
Someone Has Done Better
by Maxwell Bishop
Jan 27th, 2009
12:23:38 PM
G.I. think this sucks!
by thegreatwhatzit
Jan 27th, 2009
12:25:13 PM
a GIJOE movie has such huge potential...so far this looks halfas
by FleshMachine
Jan 27th, 2009
12:27:44 PM
NICE ASS. (baroness?) probably best thing this movie has
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:28:31 PM
I didn't know this was a BATMAN crossover!!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:31:17 PM
re: SHAKESPEARE ...Actually yeah it is...
by FleshMachine
Jan 27th, 2009
12:31:21 PM
Bishop6 = tool (and not the band)
by IAmLegolas
Jan 27th, 2009
12:32:31 PM
Stop with the "it's a cartoon, who cares"
by BizarroJerry
Jan 27th, 2009
12:33:40 PM
Rex Carsalot - Fucking classic! re: Frank Miller's Care Bears
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:33:57 PM
Wikipedia says...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Jan 27th, 2009
12:35:19 PM
Scarlett / Baroness nudity in this movie?
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:35:37 PM
Way to rip the Blade Trinity posters.
by Stuntcock Mike
Jan 27th, 2009
12:35:47 PM
Where are the NIPPLES!
by ProziumJunkie
Jan 27th, 2009
12:36:22 PM
Who the fuck cares what Wikipedia says?
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:38:08 PM
So I'm an "idiot" for thinking Transformers was a fun movie?
by FleshMachine
Jan 27th, 2009
12:38:19 PM
Is that fuckin snake dude in this one?
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:39:25 PM
FUCK FuckMichaelBay!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:40:25 PM
We need a Scarlett shower scene in this. Seriously.
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:41:54 PM
where is my Zen the Intergalatic ninja
by Datascream
Jan 27th, 2009
12:42:34 PM
Hey I nearly forgot...
by BizarroJerry
Jan 27th, 2009
12:42:40 PM
G.I. Hoe! A real American pro!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:43:06 PM
If you think GI JOE is a cartoon...
by FleshMachine
Jan 27th, 2009
12:43:29 PM
What about Destro? Where is he?
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:44:31 PM
Should of just made it 80's style
by MJDeViant
Jan 27th, 2009
12:46:26 PM
Yaaaay for the Baroness. Or should I say, Baron-ASS!!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:47:21 PM
Bare-'n-ASS. EVEN FUCKIN BETTER!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:48:53 PM
G.I.JINO!
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
12:49:04 PM
Sgt. Slaughter will never wear that crap
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 27th, 2009
12:52:15 PM
AS - too bad we didn't have a BaronAss like that
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
12:54:01 PM
G.I. Tom of Finland...
by DarthChimay
Jan 27th, 2009
12:54:26 PM
Wow.
by HoboCode
Jan 27th, 2009
12:58:10 PM
I'll see it.
by MattmanReturns
Jan 27th, 2009
01:01:07 PM
If you see it, Mattman, its for the tits and ass
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
01:02:10 PM
GI Joe and Cobra wearing same gay rubber armour
by picardsucks
Jan 27th, 2009
01:02:50 PM
I believe its Marlon Wayans
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
01:02:54 PM
picardsucks - that was hilarious. well played.
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
01:03:45 PM
Marlon Wayans IS in fact a complete douche.
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
01:04:54 PM
Pure Poetry
by DeadPanWalking
Jan 27th, 2009
01:04:54 PM
Stephen Sommers sucks & this already blows!!!
by Lance2769
Jan 27th, 2009
01:06:17 PM
Add this to the list of shit remakes
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
01:06:42 PM
Not one hint of Red White and Blue on the Joes??
by picardsucks
Jan 27th, 2009
01:07:47 PM
This movie is only selling Sienna Miller's ass
by SomaShine
Jan 27th, 2009
01:13:31 PM
Lamerz
by MattmanReturns
Jan 27th, 2009
01:14:08 PM
Marlon is the Wayan who can actually act.
by HoboCode
Jan 27th, 2009
01:15:16 PM
are they gonna shot lasers?
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
01:16:14 PM
FUCK YEAH IS LAST POSTER THE BARONESS???
by Warcraft
Jan 27th, 2009
01:16:29 PM
Marlon Wayans
by MattmanReturns
Jan 27th, 2009
01:16:45 PM
spell checking is for chumps!
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
01:17:05 PM
Marlon Wayans and Oscar in same sentence?
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
01:19:47 PM
BANKRUPT.
by uberman
Jan 27th, 2009
01:20:28 PM
Mattman
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
01:25:44 PM
Gay
by zooch
Jan 27th, 2009
01:26:00 PM
Bruticus, "NOONE" isn't a word
by MattmanReturns
Jan 27th, 2009
01:30:04 PM
They shoulda made it like the GI Joes of the 60's
by Stuntcock Mike
Jan 27th, 2009
01:35:20 PM
GI JOE: X-men with guns and no Mutant Powers!
by GornPirate
Jan 27th, 2009
01:37:47 PM
ahhh
by BRUTICUS
Jan 27th, 2009
01:37:53 PM
Wow, a new X-men flick!
by DatoMan413
Jan 27th, 2009
01:43:54 PM
And?
by MattmanReturns
Jan 27th, 2009
01:44:37 PM
IN THE NAME OF CHRIST ALMIGHTY
by Ray Gamma
Jan 27th, 2009
01:46:23 PM
Why not green? Or dark green?
by sapno_krei
Jan 27th, 2009
01:47:03 PM
I might see the flick...
by eXcommunicated
Jan 27th, 2009
01:54:52 PM
the baroness =
by vaudeville villain
Jan 27th, 2009
01:55:23 PM
if i can't tell what the character's name/profession
by vaudeville villain
Jan 27th, 2009
02:09:10 PM
BY STEPHEN SOMMERS
by alice 13
Jan 27th, 2009
02:10:16 PM
Stupid
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jan 27th, 2009
02:12:55 PM
Ruining Batman's costume seemed to work
by Al Delvechio
Jan 27th, 2009
02:16:29 PM
So is this movie going to be black and white?
by Series7
Jan 27th, 2009
02:23:38 PM
The more I think about this I fear it will be Team America World
by Roborob
Jan 27th, 2009
02:26:56 PM
Castro Patrol Squad!!!!!!!
by Turd Furgeson
Jan 27th, 2009
02:29:16 PM
FLAMES ON OPTIMUS = GAP PANTS ON SNAKEEYES
by Mullah Omar
Jan 27th, 2009
02:30:03 PM
Even that Sigma Six anime had some variety
by terry1978
Jan 27th, 2009
02:34:39 PM
After Transformers...
by MonkeyLord
Jan 27th, 2009
02:35:34 PM
Dull black GI JOE costumes= Flames on Optimus Prime= Nipples on
by Outlaw
Jan 27th, 2009
02:35:48 PM
STORM SHADOW poster over at
by jermcdee
Jan 27th, 2009
02:41:03 PM
http://tinyurl.com/atst8g
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
02:56:25 PM
Will it be worse than Transformers??
by BilboRing
Jan 27th, 2009
03:05:42 PM
At least Bay would have had some Patriotism
by picardsucks
Jan 27th, 2009
03:08:10 PM
TallBoy66...
by BilboRing
Jan 27th, 2009
03:13:36 PM
Meh...
by gringostar
Jan 27th, 2009
03:46:52 PM
on a sidebar: if this movie actually gave a damn
by vaudeville villain
Jan 27th, 2009
04:06:47 PM
The the world's most elite unit...
by Knugen
Jan 27th, 2009
04:08:22 PM
i just came on the snake eyes pic
by chaddyd
Jan 27th, 2009
04:24:17 PM
So this is what Bruce & Lucius do with all the spare BatSuits
by brianinsider
Jan 27th, 2009
04:25:22 PM
DITCH THE LEATHER FOR THE SEQUEL.
by Shermdawg
Jan 27th, 2009
04:30:42 PM
The perfect outfit for Baroness to wear.
by Herb West
Jan 27th, 2009
04:31:34 PM
G.I. Joe: The Rise of TB Flamers
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
04:32:34 PM
This film is why people are excited about Avatar
by yiannis
Jan 27th, 2009
04:57:28 PM
I'll wait to see what shows up on-line...
by lovecraftian
Jan 27th, 2009
04:59:54 PM
Total rip off of the Matrix Reloaded
by Jodet
Jan 27th, 2009
05:07:38 PM
its kinda funny...
by Bouncy X
Jan 27th, 2009
05:07:55 PM
X-men didn't have marlon wayans
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
05:09:11 PM
once again - can't see Snake Eyes' mouth
by Puddleglum
Jan 27th, 2009
05:09:14 PM
I was all about GI Joe as a kid
by bah
Jan 27th, 2009
05:14:09 PM
Okay, it's not a USUAL Sommersverse film...
by Anna Valerious
Jan 27th, 2009
05:23:40 PM
I have to admit, I do like the Storm Shadow poster.
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
05:25:02 PM
And also...
by Anna Valerious
Jan 27th, 2009
05:26:28 PM
These posters would work for other movies
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 27th, 2009
05:35:45 PM
Dioxholster
by blindambition238
Jan 27th, 2009
05:59:16 PM
now we know this movie will officially be shit
by SomaShine
Jan 27th, 2009
06:03:13 PM
Well, they strategically aren't showing...
by Roketopunch
Jan 27th, 2009
06:14:52 PM
As I said before, Warren Ellis's upcoming
by Dingbatty
Jan 27th, 2009
06:25:18 PM
How generic can you get?
by Power_Girl
Jan 27th, 2009
06:31:12 PM
OK, they are a Special Forces Team....
by Continentalop
Jan 27th, 2009
06:36:42 PM
can't wait....
by Loosejerk
Jan 27th, 2009
06:42:59 PM
What about Brendan Frasier ?
by davywankenobi
Jan 27th, 2009
06:51:01 PM
what is not to get?
by maxwell's hammer
Jan 27th, 2009
06:57:56 PM
GI Blowwwwwwww!! Real American Homos
by Stalkeye
Jan 27th, 2009
07:02:04 PM
FUCK these generic ass costumes! Except BaronAss...
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:09:43 PM
TITS AND ASS, TITS AND ASS, LOVE THEM TITS AND ASS!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:11:01 PM
Michael MUTHAFUCKIN Bay shoulda made GI Joe
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:12:23 PM
Isn't Megan Fox up for Tomb Raider or some shit?
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:15:14 PM
GI Chen: A real Chinese hero!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:16:15 PM
GI Gonzalez: A real Mexican hero!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:16:41 PM
GI Borokov: A real Russian hero!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:17:30 PM
GI Ali bin al Hussein: A real Arabian hero!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:19:00 PM
Did they even listen to Larry Hama?
by Continentalop
Jan 27th, 2009
07:19:57 PM
Exactly. Where is the FUCKIN "real American hero"?
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:20:34 PM
The Best Episode Of The Entire Friggin' Series Was...
by LaserPants
Jan 27th, 2009
07:21:40 PM
GI Dubois: A real French hero!
by Lamerz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:25:05 PM
Yeah, Because We ARE The Villains Now
by LaserPants
Jan 27th, 2009
07:28:37 PM
Look, you don't have to say REAL AMERICAN HERO
by Continentalop
Jan 27th, 2009
07:33:09 PM
Dingbatty
by Rufferto
Jan 27th, 2009
07:52:31 PM
Eh, it's not that bad...
by menstrual_blitz
Jan 27th, 2009
07:56:54 PM
Ugh they ripped off Batman's suit
by indysbastardson
Jan 27th, 2009
08:15:46 PM
Where's the Red, White, & Blue?
by Joey_Redballs
Jan 27th, 2009
08:29:37 PM
Where The Fuck-
by laraz
Jan 27th, 2009
09:45:14 PM
Cartoon uniforms were not bizarre and cartoonish
by bah
Jan 27th, 2009
09:45:56 PM
No, the best was Shipwreck's mindfuck
by bah
Jan 27th, 2009
09:47:44 PM
I thought the UN angle was stupid just cause
by blindambition238
Jan 27th, 2009
09:52:45 PM
G.I. JOKE!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 27th, 2009
09:56:31 PM
G.I. GENERIC
by darthschneider67
Jan 27th, 2009
10:16:39 PM
The real moviesites...
by Carl XVI Gustaf
Jan 27th, 2009
10:36:13 PM
the reason they aren't a us based unit is because
by ironic_name
Jan 27th, 2009
10:37:42 PM
Flex of the Sphincter
by HyphenatedWords
Jan 27th, 2009
11:29:43 PM
Why?
by Zach_Talks_Back
Jan 27th, 2009
11:58:10 PM
anyone know when they'll release the poster
by vaudeville villain
Jan 28th, 2009
12:39:34 AM
Why the hell is Joseph Gordon-Levitt in this?
by 1922
Jan 28th, 2009
01:13:27 AM
What the hell is Joseph Gordon-Levitt doing in this?
by 1922
Jan 28th, 2009
01:16:28 AM
Why is Joseph Gordon-Levitt in this?
by 1922
Jan 28th, 2009
01:23:04 AM
Costumes...
by Charlie_Allnut
Jan 28th, 2009
01:25:35 AM
2 very funny things: this talkback and this movie
by RandySavage
Jan 28th, 2009
01:40:20 AM
ALLOW ME TO QUOTE "YIANNIS" ABOVE:
by Ray Gamma
Jan 28th, 2009
02:59:40 AM
Baroness doing the laundry, washing the car
by Dingbatty
Jan 28th, 2009
03:50:46 AM
I hope this shit is rated R.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 28th, 2009
03:51:47 AM
Btw, those sparks look like the DIE HARD 4.0 poster.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 28th, 2009
03:53:41 AM
Cinema Characters that look good in Black
by Stalkeye
Jan 28th, 2009
04:31:17 AM
Sienna Miller's message to disapointed fanboys:
by Stalkeye
Jan 28th, 2009
04:43:04 AM
Sienna Miller's Message To My Penis
by LaserPants
Jan 28th, 2009
04:51:38 AM
This needs Megan Fox, her pink zone and NC-17.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 28th, 2009
05:05:59 AM
FIRST FINAL CRISIS #7 REVIEW - MASSIVE SPOILERS
by most excellent ninja
Jan 28th, 2009
07:36:55 AM
Will Smith as G.I. Joe
by PTSDPete
Jan 28th, 2009
07:49:36 AM
Sucks, x5
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 28th, 2009
08:08:51 AM
Hi.
by cornponious
Jan 28th, 2009
08:13:19 AM
Weak
by Ghostball
Jan 28th, 2009
08:18:54 AM
a TRUE super elite military fighting force...
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 28th, 2009
08:21:36 AM
The posters wouldn't be that bad
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 28th, 2009
08:22:44 AM
You mean, like,....
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 28th, 2009
08:35:32 AM
Shia LaBeouf as G.I. Joe
by vaudeville villain
Jan 28th, 2009
08:49:19 AM
How are they supposed to...
by Ghostball
Jan 28th, 2009
08:54:48 AM
JG Levitt
by Orbots Commander
Jan 28th, 2009
09:14:04 AM
Ray Gamma
by yiannis
Jan 28th, 2009
09:17:32 AM
Aww, these posters suck...
by Organs
Jan 28th, 2009
09:29:33 AM
Mr Zeddemore
by yiannis
Jan 28th, 2009
09:37:40 AM
Hmmm
by brandon11
Jan 28th, 2009
09:44:33 AM
Yiannis, I don't buy your premise.
by Orbots Commander
Jan 28th, 2009
09:51:26 AM
Sounds of the climactic final battle
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 28th, 2009
10:12:02 AM
a TRUE super elite military fighting force...
by ironic_name
Jan 28th, 2009
10:29:13 AM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned G.I. Jane yet....
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 28th, 2009
10:51:29 AM
Btw, what is it with Harry's new gif animation?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 28th, 2009
10:52:24 AM
Motoko
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 28th, 2009
11:53:39 AM
Harry's gif would be Valentines Day 3-D
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 28th, 2009
12:06:10 PM
looks better than AVATAR.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 28th, 2009
12:06:25 PM
What's all this "Avatar" talk Danny?
by Stuntcock Mike
Jan 28th, 2009
01:12:32 PM
Orbots Commander
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Jan 28th, 2009
01:24:01 PM
IAmJack'sUserID
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Jan 28th, 2009
01:33:13 PM
3rd poster looks like....
by brandon11
Jan 28th, 2009
01:53:13 PM
COBRA LALALALALALALALA
by turketron
Jan 28th, 2009
04:43:46 PM
HEY KID! I'M A COMPUTAH... STOP ALL THA DOWNLOADIN
by turketron
Jan 28th, 2009
04:46:13 PM
WHO CARES!
by cabsau
Jan 28th, 2009
04:56:53 PM
I'll be amazed if this is any good.
by uberfreak
Jan 28th, 2009
05:43:34 PM
I had hopes for this TB
by S-Mart shopper
Jan 28th, 2009
06:40:33 PM
Mr Zeddemore and Orbots Commander
by yiannis
Jan 28th, 2009
09:33:50 PM
I see your line of reasoning, but still disagree.
by Orbots Commander
Jan 28th, 2009
10:05:54 PM
I just hope they nail Snake-Eyes!!!!
by sonnyfern
Jan 29th, 2009
12:58:14 AM
The source material is the Marvel
by Dingbatty
Jan 29th, 2009
02:40:19 AM
"Poorly animated"?
by Stalkeye
Jan 29th, 2009
03:34:22 AM
Orbots
by yiannis
Jan 29th, 2009
05:08:07 AM
Choice of actors and actresses
by kendragon
Jan 29th, 2009
08:44:38 AM
Honestly was POTC less of a cash grab than this?
by terry1978
Jan 29th, 2009
09:52:58 AM
Stalkeye...
by Orbots Commander
Jan 29th, 2009
10:43:59 AM
These posters are useless.
by chrismata
Jan 29th, 2009
06:18:20 PM

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