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Star Trek Barbies? That's how to make future babes geeks!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... with a brilliant concept. TREK BARBIES!!! Yes, every little girl in the world needs Star Trek Barbies, so that in like 15 years all future geeks will have excellent geek brides. Either that... or geek boys will be seen playing with these and get pummeled mercilessly until they are very nearly dead. That said... Look at Kirk's hair!!! Do you think that there is ANY CHANCE that it will stay like that? That'll fray and get crazy Einstein looking hair quick... won't it? Uhura is looking good, I might have to pick that one up... for Yoko. Yeah. For Yoko!





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DUMB
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Jan 21st, 2009
04:22:41 PM
TOS Barbies
by WeLiveStill...OrNot
Jan 21st, 2009
04:28:39 PM
Is that Scott Baio?
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jan 21st, 2009
04:30:13 PM
STINO!
by SingingHatchet
Jan 21st, 2009
04:31:07 PM
Captain i'm detecting shit toys.
by Judge_Dredd
Jan 21st, 2009
04:33:25 PM
Uhura
by redshirt
Jan 21st, 2009
04:33:54 PM
I can't stop peeing when I poo...
by SnatchVagina
Jan 21st, 2009
04:36:24 PM
Star Trek Barbies
by Monkey Man Zero
Jan 21st, 2009
04:40:03 PM
A Big Mac® a Day
by Chanoc
Jan 21st, 2009
04:48:41 PM
Chanoc
by redshirt
Jan 21st, 2009
04:53:02 PM
"Future babes", Harry?
by MCVamp
Jan 21st, 2009
04:58:52 PM
Damn it harry. The reason this is news...
by menstrual_blitz
Jan 21st, 2009
05:04:15 PM
The Kirk doll looks a lot like...
by MCVamp
Jan 21st, 2009
05:08:12 PM
Nichelle Nichols
by Flyingcircus
Jan 21st, 2009
05:21:11 PM
Looks like the Star Trek dolls from the 70s.
by Flim Springfield
Jan 21st, 2009
05:42:04 PM
And every motherfucker on this board will own one
by terry1978
Jan 21st, 2009
05:43:45 PM
THUNDERBIRDS...!!!
by loserguy3000
Jan 21st, 2009
05:46:25 PM
Just been watching Star Trek II
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 21st, 2009
06:01:12 PM
They're NOT Dolls, they're called Action... oh wait
by Shadowhawk
Jan 21st, 2009
06:03:22 PM
yep, another sign of the apocalypse...
by br1947
Jan 21st, 2009
06:11:33 PM
I see they're really tried hard...
by photoboy
Jan 21st, 2009
06:22:33 PM
Spock looks like Zac Efron...
by blackmantis
Jan 21st, 2009
06:28:17 PM
Kinda Makes Sense
by GeorgieBoy
Jan 21st, 2009
06:29:28 PM
That's just Shatner's toupee, don't you know.
by JackPumpkinhead
Jan 21st, 2009
06:29:32 PM
Future Geeks are inevitable... Terminator 3 style!
by Power_Girl
Jan 21st, 2009
06:30:13 PM
STAR TREK MOHAWKS!!!!!!!!
by alice 13
Jan 21st, 2009
06:34:28 PM
Who are the ad wizards...
by wampa 1
Jan 21st, 2009
06:48:05 PM
Barbie & Ken Star Trek Flashback...
by ElectricDreams
Jan 21st, 2009
07:02:21 PM
DerLanghaarige
by gotilk
Jan 21st, 2009
07:07:02 PM
Did you hear about the new Divorced Barbie?
by Jodet
Jan 21st, 2009
07:09:30 PM
Geeky, Creepy, and Kind of Gay
by Rex Carsalot
Jan 21st, 2009
07:09:32 PM
Looks like a dead wolverine
by Redc40
Jan 21st, 2009
07:10:56 PM
i'm detecting massive quantities of fail in this sector.
by Warcraft
Jan 21st, 2009
07:17:33 PM
What's up with those boots?
by Quake II
Jan 21st, 2009
07:24:39 PM
Question.
by a rolling stone
Jan 21st, 2009
07:32:14 PM
Wrath of Khan is a bit crap.
by Judge_Dredd
Jan 21st, 2009
07:50:35 PM
UHURA NEEDS A SANDWICH!
by Missing Dink
Jan 21st, 2009
08:07:29 PM
Wrath Of Khan....Crap?
by rogueleader66
Jan 21st, 2009
08:13:03 PM
NY Toy Fair is almost here
by stvnhthr
Jan 21st, 2009
08:36:41 PM
Did ya'll see Grandma's Boy?
by Mockingbuddha
Jan 21st, 2009
08:38:42 PM
I keep fucking reading this as...
by The Amazing G
Jan 21st, 2009
08:44:30 PM
I have Star Trek Barbie and the problem is....
by captain_kirk
Jan 21st, 2009
08:57:53 PM
The difference between Barbies and Action Figures?
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jan 21st, 2009
09:17:52 PM
loserguy3000 - you're right
by dogrobber
Jan 21st, 2009
09:36:19 PM
Did anyone else misread this headline as "Star Trek Babies"??
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 21st, 2009
09:46:28 PM
Ha ha ha, as if this POS isn't already doomed!
by kabong
Jan 21st, 2009
10:30:23 PM
I did Regicidal_Maniac
by The Amazing G
Jan 21st, 2009
10:39:24 PM

by astralith
Jan 21st, 2009
11:06:03 PM
Is there any reason on God's green Earth . . .
by Spacejockey426
Jan 21st, 2009
11:13:52 PM
Is it cold on the Enterprise?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 21st, 2009
11:50:46 PM
They should market Naked Dreadlock Barbie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 21st, 2009
11:52:31 PM
I sure as hell won't buy this.
by Cotton McKnight
Jan 22nd, 2009
12:12:25 AM
I thought it read star trek BABIES
by BendersShinyAss
Jan 22nd, 2009
01:07:27 AM
dogrobber
by Deus X Meshuga
Jan 22nd, 2009
01:29:11 AM
Memories
by Scuzzy
Jan 22nd, 2009
02:08:23 AM
Holy Hesus
by templar
Jan 22nd, 2009
02:35:12 AM
Would It Be Wrong To Attach A FleshLight To Uhura?
by PR1C3Y
Jan 22nd, 2009
02:38:59 AM
I Thought It Said "Star Trek Babies"
by kevinwillis.net
Jan 22nd, 2009
06:52:22 AM
Captain Scarlett rocks! And I would love to see love movie of th
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jan 22nd, 2009
07:18:42 AM
POS assholes predicting 'everyone here will see/buy this'
by quantize
Jan 22nd, 2009
07:26:07 AM
Ze boobies aren't anywhere near big enough
by Stuntcock Mike
Jan 22nd, 2009
07:44:48 AM
Star Trek babies...
by Chadley BeBay
Jan 22nd, 2009
08:37:43 AM
I still have all the TOS "barbies"
by ArcadianDS
Jan 22nd, 2009
09:09:59 AM
I am a girl, I love Barbie, but....
by Anna Valerious
Jan 22nd, 2009
09:13:40 AM
I probably will see it
by Cotton McKnight
Jan 22nd, 2009
09:24:24 AM
I think it is healthy to have girls grow up with unreasonable
by conspiracy
Jan 22nd, 2009
09:55:14 AM
SMART!!!! Way to go MATTEL!
by Demode
Jan 22nd, 2009
09:59:32 AM
Actually not bad
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 22nd, 2009
10:25:36 AM
I hope Kirk and Uhura's skullcaps come off for Sylar!
by Snake Foreskin
Jan 22nd, 2009
11:19:44 AM
Kirk's boobs are bigger than Uhura's!
by Snake Foreskin
Jan 22nd, 2009
11:20:14 AM
When are we getting Spaceballs dolls?
by Samuel Fulmer
Jan 22nd, 2009
11:20:34 AM
rogueleader66
by Judge_Dredd
Jan 22nd, 2009
11:31:53 AM
OMG new Trek promo poster!!!
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 22nd, 2009
12:51:30 PM
What's this 'Star Trek Barbies' shit?! What's this bullshit?!
by YouAreAllMyBastardChildren
Jan 22nd, 2009
03:54:09 PM
These must die.
by Jaka
Jan 22nd, 2009
03:56:07 PM
Prossor
by quantize
Jan 22nd, 2009
08:42:11 PM
Uhura's legs
by menstrual_blitz
Jan 23rd, 2009
11:31:10 AM

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