Jan. 21, 2009, 3:27 a.m. CST
Danny Dyer 101.
Jan. 21, 2009, 3:40 a.m. CST
got arrested in Santa Barbara. I looked at the judge in front of me and he was laughing, so i thought THIS SUCKS! Movie sounds good.
Jan. 21, 2009, 6:26 a.m. CST
But damn this sounds like my kinda film.11.14 style quint?
Jan. 21, 2009, 7:58 a.m. CST
by Lost Jarv
and severance was awful and deserved to be overlooked.
Jan. 21, 2009, 8:01 a.m. CST
Everytime they say that on this site you know you're still about to get a 56 paragraph diatribe.
Jan. 21, 2009, 9:04 a.m. CST
Not even reading the body of this, just chiming in on my huge pet peeve: A body by definition IS dead, as the term 'body' is synonymous with corpse. Saying 'dead body' is the grammatical equivalent of saying "ATM machine". Quint, you are better than that, and frankly I demand more of you. It's not like your Harry, ffs.
Jan. 21, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST
Worst Picture: Disaster Movie, The Happening, The Hottie and the Nottie, In the Name of the King: A Dudgeon Siege Tale, The Love Guru, Meet the Spartans <p> Worst Directing: Uwe Boll (1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dudgeon Siege Tale & Postal),Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (Meet the Spartans & Disaster Movie),Tom Putnam (The Hottie and the Nottie),Marco Schnabel (The Love Guru), M. Night Shyamalan (The Happening) <p> Worst Actor: Larry the Cable Guy (Witless Protection),Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave),Mike Myers (The Love Guru),Al Pacino (88 Minutes & Righteous Kill), Mark Wahlberg (The Happening & Max Payne) <p> Worst Actress: Jessica Alba (The Eye & The Love Guru), Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith & Meg Ryan (The Women), Cameron Diaz (What Happens in Vegas) Paris Hilton (The Hottie and the Nottie), Kate Hudson (Fool's Gold & My Best Friend's Girl) <p> Worst Supporting Actor: Uwe Boll (Uwe Boll's Postal),Pierce Brosnan (Mamma Mia!),Ben Kingsley (The Love Guru, War Inc. & The Wackness),Burt Reynolds (Deal & In the Name of the King: A Dudgeon Siege Tale),Verne Troyer (The Love Guru & Uwe Boll's Postal) <p> Worst Supporting Actress:, Carmen Electra (Disaster Movie & Meet the Spartans),Paris Hilton (Repo: The Genetic Opera), Kim Kardashian (Disaster Movie), Jenny McCarthy (Witless Protection), Leelee Sobieski (88 Minutes & In the Name of the King: A Dudgeon Siege Tale) <p> Worst Screen Couple: Uwe Boll & Any Actor, Camera or Screenplay, Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher (What Happens in Vegas), Cameron Diaz & either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore (The Hottie and the Nottie), Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy (Witless Protection),Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave) <p> Worst Sequel, Prequel, Remake or Rip-Off: The Day The Earth Stood Still; Disaster Movie & Meet the Spartans, Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Speed Racer,Star Wars: The Clone Wars <p> Worst Screenplay: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (Disaster Movie & Meet the Spartans), M. Night Shyamalan (The Happening), Heidi Ferrer (The Hottie and the Nottie),Doug Taylor (In the Name of the King: A Dudgeon Siege Tale),Mike Myers & Graham Gordy (The Love Guru) <p> Worst Career Achievement 2008: Uwe Boll (Germany's Answer to Ed Wood)
Jan. 21, 2009, 9:52 a.m. CST
by wampa 1
...that came up with this one?
Jan. 21, 2009, 10:37 a.m. CST
because of his performance in the Whackness? That's an insult and it's idiotic, that movie and performance are awesome. As for the other two well I have not seen them and will not see them so fine but take The Whackness out of there! The rest is pretty spot on and predictable. Diaz needs to go away and Alba needs to get into porn.
Jan. 21, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST
That movie S U C K E D bigtime. Awesome, and yeah, random, that it got nominated for a Razzie.
Jan. 21, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST
Correction: while "dead body" is synonymous with "corpse", "body" is not. My pet peeves: 1) Less than brilliant movies where seemingly unrelated storylines all connect in odd ways; 2) Meet cute narratives where one person about to commit suicide just happens to come upon someone else also about to commit suicide; 3) "Sweet" movies involving "real people looking for love" by losing virginity to the perfect stranger; 4) Any film featuring a Clara Barton dominiatrix who "loves her job" and believes she is providing a vital service to society by indulging the sick fantasies of Walter Mitty rapists. The Dyer-Williams section sounds O.K.
Jan. 21, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST
by Stuntcock Mike
Well, every movie should
Jan. 21, 2009, 8:14 p.m. CST
The Wackness is a great film and ben kingsley was brilliant in it.FUCK THE HATERS