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Film I'm Dying To See More Than Anything At This Instant... ONG BAK 2 with Tony Jaa!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... It has been entirely too long since I've seen Tony Jaa boggle my mind with martial arts feats that literally make my heart soar and takes ever ounce of breath and puts badass in its place. This is Tony Jaa's directorial debut - and the word was that he had a bit of a mental breakdown while filming for a bit, where the strain of production, rehearsal and out performing the physical feats that we've seen before... well, it was all a bit too much. However, good news. He got it together and everything I've heard about this film is that it is unbelievably amazing. The following trailer has glimpses, but we all know that Tony Jaa isn't about quick glimpses, but long, over-poweringly epic scenes unleashed in their entirety. I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT to scream and squirm to this movie. It will be legendary!
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Yes Tony Jaa!
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Tremendous fighter, tremendous talent. Maybe a tad be too tightly wrapped though!
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AWESOME?
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Seriously. That is looking really good.
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Anyway, I can't wait to see this either harry, looks sweet.
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Definitely will be cathcing this one.
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this trailer has been around for a long while, still looks awsome though.
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That trailer looks like a commercial for a kung fu training video series.
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Harry, never - ever - mention screaming *and* squirming again. The imagery is absolutely discomforting.
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I loved The Protector. It's structure was beautifully simple... Tony Jaa walks into a room and screams, "where's my elephant!" Then, he proceeds to kick every ass in the room. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Gold.
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Jan 19, 2009 4:41:41 PM CST
If Jaa where in his right mind, he would destrory Jet Li
by toadkillerdog
And Jaa hates ribcages - other peoples rib cages. Not to mention other people right arms and left legs. For some reason he breaks other peoples right arms and left legs - and rib cages, far more than than left arms and right legs. Strange.
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I'm in!
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...like every time he touches somebody...even when he just bumps into someone. CRUUUNCH, CRUNCH...uh...sorry man.
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I think they have a couple reviews on this over there on twitch. Mostly positive as far as the action but everything else well. . .you came to see Tony knee heads in right?
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If you're in a country where it's ok to kill all your stuntmen during filming.
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hahahaha...I thought the same thing. It looked like he kicked some dude in the balls, and they went "crunch" too.
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Well I think this man is the next Bruce Less, his other films, or at least the stunts in them have proven so! Don't know if him directing will kill his movie chances here in america or not! To be honest, the only thing that bores me with his films, is the over-preaching of his religous practices! I mean Jackie Chan & Jet Li dont have a floating Buddah, in every dam scene! Why does this man have to have an elephant in everyone, or something that emortalizes his religous practices! So as far as his films go, good shit! Yet enough with all the hoopla! As far as who would win in a fight between Jet Li and Tony Jaa, hands down Jet Li! Kung Fu is a way more masterful power than thai-kick boxing! Now as far as a street fight, Jackie Chan would whip both of them!
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Whether over-loaded with religious imagery or not, I would NOT get between this man and his elephant.
Pure visceral power. THIS is what we want in fucking movies these days! Is anyone in Hollywood taking any notice at all?
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They get beat to shit.
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Jan 19, 2009 5:46:05 PM CST
TED STEVENS TO SERVE AS TONY JAA'S NEXT STUNTMAN!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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I cannot wait for this film.
A Tony Jaa and Jason Statham team up would be sweet, as long as it was directed in Thailand with no interference from Hollywood. But that will never happen (sigh)
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While not the best story, blew me away
Went in knowing nothing and totally unprepared for what I was gonna see
Awe inspiring stunts and fight choreography
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I need to catch up with some of his other movies.
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Tony kickin' ass!
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The fights and stunts were great, but as a film it was boring.
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Just saying...
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http://tinyurl.com/9xrx7t and here he is rapping like a PIMP! http://tinyurl.com/8rd3t8
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It should be your policy to only appear in Statham TB's. Until then-- FUCK OFF.
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sadly it's slightly disapointing, feels slower some how.
Its better than Tom yum goong, but I prefered the first Ong Bak, still a good movie though.
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...AT THE CHURCH OF QUEERS!!!!!! oh, who am I kidding...
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...with THE CHURCH OF QUEERS!!! in it...and all the worship that goes on there. I love that shit.
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You talkin' to me motherfucker?
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useless jibber jabber, but sweet fucking kung fu moves
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Jaa is as good as fight action cinema gets. The sweet lord knows I dig me some Statham, but Mr Jaa is the finest exponent of chop and socky currently doing the planet-walking thing.
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if only to see how Woo (who loves dance movies - he's a freak for Hollywood musicals of the 50s) handles Jaa.
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that wasn't quite as awesome as your worshipful drooling led me to believe it would be.
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Starring Tony Jaa
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Also starring Tony Jaa
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Should star Tony Jaa.
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Jan 19, 2009 7:18:30 PM CST
"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. Tha
by prossor
Didn't Tony Jaa go batty making Ong Bak 2 that he went AWOL and dissapeared into the jungle with his elepephant or some shit like that?
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This doesn't look like a sequel, both films look like two different movies that are unrelated. As well, it looks, cheap...like the Missing In Action films.
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It's a Turkish/Danish Karate Kid type film but without as much schmaltz and Hollywood sentiment. Really quite enjoyable and deserves to do well.
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But I hope one day he'll work with a great script and a modest budget. I wouldn't want to sell out to Hollywood though.
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He's sweet! He's spicy!!
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in one of her Thai excursions. He'd give her some mind blowing orgasms!!!
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In to any realm I wish! Tony Ja & Jason Statham would be a kick ass movie! If Tony Jaa could do a movie without an Elephant, which is most unlikely! So that venture will not happend! Danny-Glover, as far as your comment, go get ass fucked by one of Tony Jaa's Elephants and die!
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Though I am happy that you are using my catchphrase-Church Of Queer! It is copy-written by its inventor? So if you are going to use it, please give the All-Mighty Laraz, credit for it's invention!
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in the vein of Sascha Baron Cohen as Borat or something. Your first post was hilarious. Also, Tony Jaa practices a martial art that is primarily concerned with inflicting as much damage as possible with as little effort as possible. King Fu is an awesome art form that requires incredible fitness and focus. An elbow under the chin puts you down, no matter what level Flying Dragon you are. Tony Jaa would destroy you, me, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and fucking Jason Statham all at once.
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Warciples Ride!
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Yeah, looks pretty cool, but not as cool as his previous work or that other Thai action flick with the olympians defending the village from rebel scum. The whole thing about him having a breakdown and a fight with his producer and stuff was really interesting, but I couldn't find much on it. Although I haven't googled it in about a year or something. Speaking of Thai action flicks, the trailer for Chocolate was infinitely cooler than this. I'm really suprised Jaa hasn't been picked up for any euro-centric action flicks yet. He really, really fucking sucks at acting, but surely they could cast him as mute henchman or something.
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All my fellow Warciples, now is the time that we rise up and light our legs ablaze in honor of mr. Jaa
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....Isn't Bronson playing at sundance. I wish they would hurry up and review that shit right now. Tom Hardy looks like he's gonna get a major career boost. Maybe him and Tony Jaa could face off.
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come on, seriously Jacki chan while my favorite action star ever is not a fighter. He learned chinese opera tumbling as a child then picked up and then in turn started innovating stunt work. He's a tunt man who can act and has an everyman waulity. But really he's no fighter./ Jet li got started in wushu kung fu. Multiple champion in china. Unfortunately wushu isn't feasible in a real fight but jet learned how to do stunts and made himself into a proper action star. Tony jaa on the otehr hand is probably the most qualified ot fight someone out of the three. he came up in the thai muay thai kick boxing schools(notorious for their brutality but effective training practices) he was also lucky enough to be hired by a production company and stunt team who feel that their stunt work should be teh defining moments in the movies they do. They all pour their souls into their movies. What that means is if it will make the shot look good a stunt dude will take a full knee to chest with only a pillow under neath to protect him. In hollywood you can't do that. Jean claude van damme was ridiculed by stunt guys back in the day because he wouldn't pull punchs and it really made the stunt guys hesitant to work with him or they would act unnaturally in the fight scenes.
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Saw a cool trailer for that. As usual, it's absolutely nowhere to be found in my neck of the woods.
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Jan 19, 2009 8:45:29 PM CST
LARAZ -- this moment was the highlight of your life.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Unless you can replicate the potency of this quote, please shut the fuck up you pussy ass bitch.
"This movie is going to fucking rock! Jason is the man of action right now! He is also a really great actor! Check out the bank job! Anyone who thinks this movie is going to be a pile of garbage can got eat some donkey shit! Because that is what most of the people think about your dam thoughts anyway! Crank 1 was good, this looks like it will be Great! It is not supposed to be serious, just a silly fun action movie! If all you film snobs cant hang with it, go jerk off to SlumDog Millionare! This movie will kick ass! So anyone who doubts Jason Statham can go suck a cock, because how you can you not like him! He is the best fucking action star today! So fuck off KWISATZHADERACH! Suck my left nut STARBLITZER! Suck my right nut PENCIL-MAN & the eat my shit as well! PANCOMPLEX open your mouth wide so I piss in it! Because that is about as interesting as your comment iS! BASS BASTARDSON lick my asshole and go make out with those two bitches from the 2 GIRLS ONE CUP video, because that is the only pussy your every going to get! Your mother probably fucks you out of pitty! Anyone else that has a problem with Jason Statham man suck a million cocks, then move on to drinking the cume! Then after that they can throw up in a toilet and then eat that for dinner! Then after that they can dig up there dead mothers and faters and eat the waste in there insides for breakfast! Anyone else that has shit to say about the cool movie, can jump off a building, spread there ass cheeks open, and land on the first sharp thing they see! Because that is about how much your fucking comment matters! All other nay-sayers can eat a cock! No pussy allowed for you faggots! I shit on all those who have a problem with the Statham! He is fucking cool! Crank 2 is going to be awesome! Crank 3 should be on the way! Anyone that thinks other wise, you can drink a period from you ugly over weight girlfriend and die! All of you haters FUCK OFF! The wrath of LARAZ has cometh! Anyone else has anything to say what so ever I have to exhaust myself with another fucking comment! For all those losers out there that doubt CRANK 2! Uh, so here we go! Suck a cock, a horse dick, a lions pussy, your moms asshole! Your dog and cats dick! Get fucked in your ass by a horse cock, then get fucked to death by the horse! Eat more shit that you have saved for a month, then throw it up, shove it up your ass to make your ass cheeks a little wet, and get fucked by an elephants cock! Go over to Richard Gere's crib and let him stick a gerbale up your ass through a tube! Then suck off his cock and snowball him! Now for anyone who has something really cool to say about Crank 2, go smoke a blunt! Fuck your hot girlfriend, or find a hot girl to fuck! Go to the bar and have a few beers! You know why cause your cool as hell! Anyone who doesnt like Crank 2 can do this! Run down the street naked, while pissing your pants because of how small your cock is! Go jerk off to the next Kanye West album, because that is how cool you are! Go in to a bathhouse and get ass fucked by the whole church of QUEER! Then take a month to shit out all of the cum stuck up in your ass! Then take that cum and feed it to your kids, because when they grow up they are going to be lame and cum eaters just like you! After you take a few weeks of to realize how much you really do suck cock, go join the military and get shipped off to IRAQ, step on a bomb and come home with no legs! Then audition for those freaky ass pornos with guys who fuck chick with out legs! After you audition you will realize you didnt get the job because your cock was blown off! So go home and hang yourself from the toilet! All of your shit will fall out your ass including blood! Your best fucking friend will come home, who didnt like crank 2 either, beacue he is a faggot! He will see you dead and begin to eat you shit and blood! Throw up then hand himself as well! This will be a cycle for all those that doubt Jason Statham! & anyone who talks shit about Crank 2! All of the haters can fuck off! All the cool people who are down, do nothing! Cause your cool anyway! The Second Coming of Laraz has cometh! BitcheS! I love pussy and pussy loves me, but to you its a myth! With the exception of you fucking your mom in ass! Because she wanted you to wait till marriage! As for your taste in film, your favorite movie of last year was probably BRIDESMAID REVISITED! So go jerk off to that with your dad! Because the only person who cares about you is yourself! Your taste in films is lower than shit, it is beyond decomposing! You will die a painful death! I will be there to piss in your mouth while you beg for mercy! & jason statham will write me a letter of thanks! You belong to the church of QUEER, because that is what you are! Bend over and take it like a man! Forgot your not a man, you not even a boy! You are probably a BLAH! A creature that doesnt come out during the day, who stays up all night cumming all over the TV to Tim Burton films! Go suck a cock and two balls, harry salty ones! Cause that is the only action your ever going to GET! The third coming of LARAZ has cometh!" -
Is like putting your penis on a cutting board fully erect, with your penis sliced up in bunches like carrots...
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Jan 19, 2009 9:02:06 PM CST
KURZINSKI - IF YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING TOMB RAIDER UNDERWORLD
by bringingsexyback
like I have then you too must have spooge all over your LCD.
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but with elephants!
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...it's all down hill from there. Don't take it too hard though.....I myself peaked at the age of twelve in a spectacular and epic, town-wide game of BICYCLE MANHUNT. I'll tell you the story some day.
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It will be good, yes it will.
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http://tinyurl.com/9w396t http://tinyurl.com/a3h5ky
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Jan 19, 2009 9:45:42 PM CST
Voodoo? Who cares? Alan Moore worships a snake......
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....and most of you suck his cock all day.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xghdHc6Jidw&feature=related
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I've been waiting for this to get leaked online. Its already in theaters in Thailand. I wonder when it will see a US release. Hopefully by the end of the year.
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..but I don't appreciate how Tony keeps stealing all of my moves...
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Live Free or Pad Thai!!!
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What is the deal with this tentacle bullshit that keeps popping up in the AICN Harry cartoons at the top of the page?
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harry -- i saw this in bangkok several weeks back and i hate to tell you this but it was complete and utter shit. tony jaa should never be allowed to direct a movie. the story was bullshit and the action, no matter how awesome it could be, did nothing to help the film. and do NOT get me started in the ending? as soon as that screen went to black EVERYONE in the theatre, thai and farang, looked at each other like "WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?!" but i will let you and everyone else judge for yourselves. WORST. THAI MOVIE. EVER.
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Aww, who am I kidding? Who watches martial arts movies like this for the story? Kung Fu movies are the best background movies in the world, especially at parties. Nothing like a bunch of drunk people looking up at a screen to see somebody get kicked in the face. Hard.
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Jaa's ability (that sounds like a reggae song right there) is so much greater than the stunt people he pummels that it was kinda distracting to see such disparity between the two. Still, we need more movies like this to hit mainstream theaters in the U.S.
Then again Paul Blart pulled in $33 million plus this weekend, so maybe American audiences really aren't all that deserving of awesome level diversity in their filmgoing choices.
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Knees Bent, Legs forming a perfect Triangle, Feet pointing West as Ja's Crotch travels East for some Dumbass's head. Oh yeah "I'm There Dude"
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This is the funniest most entertaining talk back I've ever read.
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this the awesomeness of Tony Jaa.
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Premise: Tony Jaa and Michael Bay use anything at their disposal to kill each other and wind-up blow-up the world...and that is just in the first act of the film.
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We're about to inaugurate the first BLACK president in the US! I wouldn't have known that if it wasn't for 24 hour reminders on every fucking tv station & show. I thought there was something different about Obama but I couldn't quite place it. He looked different from the other US presidents...Hmmm. Gosh the media sure is helpful when it comes to obvious shit going on in the world.
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and then there'll be *the first black president taks his first black presidential crap in the white house* type news blurbs
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The boy got moves but ain't got the charisma.
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I'm reminded of Rhino the Hamster from BOLT? "It will be LEGENDARY!!! Let it begin... LET IT BEGIN!!!"
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Jan 20, 2009 12:21:51 AM CST
The Protector, still rules over all other Kungfu movies!!!
by orionsangels
I'm pretty sure somebody died making that film or at least went to the hospital.
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Jan 20, 2009 12:32:19 AM CST
The Protector Sucked; Enter The Dragon Is The Greatest
by media messiah
There is no comparison, The Protector was one of the most horrid movies ever made. Enter The Dragon is the greatest martial arts film of all time!!!
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who needs charisma(even though I think he has something, he ain't empty) when you have flaming double knees. seriously that is still brutal.
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Yeah maybe as a film it doesn't work, however the fight scenes which are the only thing anyone cares about anyway are some of the greatest things that were ever photographed onto film. you watch those fight scenes alone and they rape your eyes with awesomeness. Even a zombie bruce lee would give a thumbs up. I did also like the scene where he found the bones of the elephant. i believe tony jaa mourned the loss. then i enjoyed when he broke 800 bones.
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Fuck yes. Enough said.
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hyperbole alert.
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That film goes to Fist Of Legend
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Today though it's dated. I'm talking about an intense kungfu movie that goes for your balls and kicks the living crap outta of you! The Protector is brutal!!!
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Watching Kung Fu Panda. Now that the Kung Fu level has been set pretty high, Tony's got a tough feet to beat.
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is such a badass cool movie. heck all of bruce's 5 or so movies are the shit yo.
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none of those other chopsockey mother fuckers have Bruce's charisma or screen presence. He didn't just played a badass,he was a badass.
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Loved the first one, he's one mental bastard (literally).
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and fuck off messi, I know that's you.
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Tony Jaa does Muay Thai you ass.
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I never said it wasn't me. You're still a right cunt Lost Jarv. I lost my messi password.
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I was hoping you'd been banned. Haven't you got a comic book thread to be wanking on?
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The transsexual villain was a good foe, and some of the fights very good, but Jaa could not act and had a strange voice. It is too bad they didn't give him a real script, as well as acting lessons and a voice coach.
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I like both, to be honest. Don't waste your time arguing with Messi, he's an absolutist tool with the critical faculties of a dung beetle.
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As a martial artist, I am looking at Lee and the philosophy and story of the film, and it has never been surpassed. There is something grounded in the real world about that film, something which other martial arts films are missing...including The Protector. The stuff is so over the top in those films, it is completely laughable, even though Jaa is really performing those moves, in a real world fight, he would not go there, and that is the problem with The Protector and all these other martial arts films, they need to be grounded in real world style combat and settings, but aren't? The only work that comes close to the way things should be realized in the martial arts genre...is the Lee created series Kung-Fu...which was stolen from him.
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Enter The Dragon is the best, but you know, someone ought to remake 5 Finger Of Death. Now, that movie looks horrid, but I recall seeing the trailer and that was cool...and gave me a whole different vision of the film, than the final product. The trailer felt more like Enter The Dragon did as a finished film. If shot in a realistic way, ala Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story...with great combat...and a really weighty story, a remake of Five Fingers Of Death, would be nice to see...and might just be a huge hit.
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I am just arguing against fantasy martial arts films vs. more real realm oriented martial arts films. They are two different genres...and I like the real world stuff. The difference between Lord Of The Rings and Shogun, in terms of sword epics, one is clearly fantasy, and the other, more realistic.
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Have your opinions here!
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Lost Jarv alot of people gave you shit on other sites because you're stupid. Alot of your posts since have confirmed that. Do they breed more retards like you in the UK? What a shit cunt of a place you make it out to be.
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Who you calling a retard, just 'cos they're from the UK? The extremely English (and proud to be so) Spud will kick your ass!!!
Oh, and I can't choose between ENTER THE DRAGON and ONG BAK either. Both are great in their own way, but I think Bruce has the edge on screen charisma and actual ability to act - Tony is the best thing in non-CGI proper martial arts action right now, and don't get me wrong - he looks FUCKING HARD!
But dare I say it... aren't his moves a little...limited?
Jaa needs to go invent his own Jeet Kune Do - combine styles and create something new - instead of the undeniably painful-looking elbow axe head chop things and double knee drops, which are cool the first few times, but get positively boring after about a thousand of them per movie.
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I'm not expecting perfection from the man - that's just plain unrealistic. I'm amazed so many people gave him a free pass when he stayed conspicuously silent on the whole Gaza battle from the last couple of weeks - Bush stayed silent on Katrina, too, but we (rightly) called him on that. Shouldn't someone be badgering Obama for his opinions on that Gaza saga?
I think he'll adopt the groundhog policy regarding bad news: stuick his head in the ground til it goes away. And when he ignores something REALLY major in the US, let's see how many ex-FRIENDS stars and outspoken Hollywood liberals want to speak out and support him THEN.
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"one is clearly fantasy, and the other, more realistic"
This from the same guy who just a few days ago went off on hilarious rants in the Fox/Watchmen and Porn/Vegas talkbacks, talking about how the porn industry is run by a satanist-atheist cabal. When called a "fruitcake" he replied that many geniuses in history were called loonies at first. -
To be fair, most presidents-elect have chosen to keep schtumm regarding foreign policy until in office. It's tradition. I'm quite sure Obama will be anything but silent about that region and its problems in the coming weeks.
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Enough with those annoying elephants already!I would love a more urban approach, without those backwoods stuff.
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go and fuck yourself. Repeatedly and without lube.
People give me shit on other sites? as if I give a fuck. I only come here because I like the Talkbacks, and aside from that I don't frequent every chat room on the internet looking for virtual friends. Aside from shit like lovefilm (and zhura if I can ever get on it again), this is the only online ID I have. Don't you think the very fact that you scour the internet like some particularly needy troll looking for on-line validiction is fucking sad?
You are the epitomy of the stereotypical basement dwelling fat nerd.
Try this, dipshit: go and take a shower; put on some clothing that doesn't have toy/ comic book logo's emblazoned across the front of it; turn off your computer; drag your rickets riddled ass into the sun; go to the pub; drink alcohol to help you overcome your obvious and understandable fear of talking to women; talk to woman but do not mention any of the following subjects: Green Lantern, Transformers, Watchmen, Batman, Comics in general, Pornography, AICN, Special Effects (especially Weta v ILM), The internet in general, computers in general, fast food (this may be a stretch for you); do not cry; and finally attempt to persuade her to fuck you. If you fail, go home, sleep, wake up tomorrow and try again. Who can say, eventually you may find a fat creature with the self-esteem of a tapeworm that may be kind enough to let you bounce up and down on her for a while. When this happens, thank your lucky stars and do not do anything to get yourself chucked. Who knows, after six months of "woman-treatment" you might get to like personal hygiene and may not be such a complete cunt.
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thanks for the backup, but I'm already swatting this particularly annoying little argentinian masturbation addicted fuckmonkey.
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From a fucking Argentinian! a country that Brazilians regard as a fucking economically and culturally bankrupt banana republic. Remember the Falklands, asshole?
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Maybe you should introduce young messi to anna valerius? They seem like soul mates.
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mental disabilities.
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tony jaa is just a lovable loon.
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orgasm!
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Jan 20, 2009 4:58:17 AM CST
and just in case anyone thinks he isn't a certifiable cretin
by lost jarv
let me remind you of some of 2 of his "greatest hits". This is just off the top of my head, so I'm not quoting exactly, and if I could be bothered I'm sure that there are millions of equally brilliant "gems" out there. 1)An episode of smallville> The Godfather 2)If someone had done the spiderman 3 fight scenes on youtube we would think it was brilliant.
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Flawless victory!
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Fair enough - and to be honest, he CAN'T be anywhere near as bad as the last POTUS. Jeebus!
I really, really hope he can live up to at least a good portion of the miracles everyone seems to want him to perform. As a born pessimist, though he's a DEFINITE improvement over the Bush, I do think it's going to be a case of "meet the new boss, same as the old boss", if only because the shit Bush left behind is so massive it'll take more than one term in office just to unfuck it all. But, if anyone can, Bama can!
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In fairness, the season 3 episode of Smallville entitled SHATTERED is one of the best pieces of genre drama I've ever seen. Fucking masterful work by Michael Rosenbaldy, and Welling ain't far behind him. Some great Luthor family moments.
Greater than THE GODFATHER though?
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Where the only Bare Necessities are FLAMING KNEE DROPS!!!
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his inaugaration. I hope it doesn't take too long, because I've got mates coming over to watch Hard Rock Zombie and she'll get shunted off the big telly.
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I didn't see it, so can't comment, but I'm sure it was good. However, to say "better than the godfather" is one of the stupidest pieces of hyperbole ever put on here. And that's saying something.
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That's like saying Romero's NOTLD is dated. Flawed logic, son.
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Nice to see all the bright, cheery, sunshiny postings this glorious morn. One moment...I'm on the wrong website! Hi, Jarv. I just keep following your trail of postings to find the group. Seems to be a bit scattered still. We'll really need a Twitch round-up this week to get the place organized again.
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Would fail to appreciate "Hard Rock Zombies". Sounds like fun. Have you tried subliminal messages while she sleeps to persuade her of zombie coolness?
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no- she'll like it. She just will want to watch the inaugaration more.And don't we just need a twitch- it'll save me from wasting valuable minutes of my life dealing with despicable little cockroaches like messi.
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I found "The Escapist" for you. http://tinyurl.com/7z2kds If any of the CoC is chatting with him today, please let him know I posted this. Thanks!
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Jan 20, 2009 6:31:48 AM CST
IF OBAMA WAS A WHITE MAN THEY WOULDA PICKED A WARMER DAY
by bringingsexyback
for the Inauguration. This is bullshit!
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..you just made my day with your good morning post! :-)
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While the trailer is badass, it came out months ago.
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Not related to Tony Jaa, but I hope you were joking on the Obama comment. It's the same date every time time they have an innauguration. As a matter of fact the cold keeps them from being long winded as one president once spoke for three hours, and die shortly thereafter from what I believe was pneumonia. I need to brush up on my history. I forget his name.
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....and really, it felt good. Thanks again for the recommendation.
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TONY JAA GOTTA EAT!!
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...and talk of Sara Pallin chased you away??? Well, welcome back...wherever you've been???? I personally am trying my best to create as many enemies on this web site as possible by making too much logical good sense. And oh, how my plans have worked out swimmingly well...as you can see.
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you are making a huge mistake here. I actually was talking to the artist formerly known as Messi, but now currently infesting the boards under the title of most excellent ninja (should be least excellent horsefucker). Sorry if I caused you offence, it was not intended.
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That is why I won't be calling you a looney...ever.BTW, do a web search on THE Bohemian Grove.
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my radar, and I sort of agreed with you. Please do try to read comments properly- it helps the conversation flow. THe initial "tool" comment was directed at ninja (which is why I was confused at your reply), not yourself, as was the lengthy rant.
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Hopefully the Secret Service will be paying you a visit sometime soon.
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I like ONG BAK as much as the next guy (unless the next guy's you, Harry), but come on. It wasn't that good. I'd throw it out there with some other interesting introductions to some interesting martial arts styles such as ONLY THE STRONG and PERFECT WEAPON and ABOVE THE LAW. That's about it though. ONG BAK is no DRUNKEN MASTER or FISTS OF LEGEND. Those to me are the two martial arts films that have set the bar for the last 20 years. Haven't seen anything that's come close to those two. So let's not get carried away here. I'm still waiting for that next martial arts movie that will trump all the rest. This coming from "the" most avid fan of Kung Fu theatre growing up. They don't make movies like FIVE DEADLY VENOMS anymore.
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Fruitcake.
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Coconut cake.
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You are an infidel who clearly has lost his way. The Protector is fucking awesome. Did you not see a baby elephant being thrown?
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Yes, Tony Jaa's movies are not 'complete' since they are very thin on plot, heavy on bad acting, but who the fuck cares? We actually get to see some insane moves and some great fights. Those are rare things nowadays in so-called action movies.
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...a government sponsored brainwashing program with Nazi and Satanic origins and links to prostitution, child molestation, and porn...I had to sit-up and take notice. What if this stuff is real? And I have since seen porn sites with Satanic symbols on them...so I am guessing there is something to this afterall."
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yes, I'm a bit confused as to how he thought I was talking to him. Especially when the real slim messi argued back. Remember, it isn't paranoia when they are all really after you.
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Obama should have to do a FLAMING LEG KICK through a brick wall.
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...governmental positions. Eden is still with us however. The animals live there, right before our eyes, so why don't we??? Because some of us choose to make war, weapons and wrath, instead of peace, nature, and love, the latter, the way of God...the way that things should be, but aren't, for most...not yet...but soon, when all of the cavemen whom are in power are put to rest, by their own hand or ignorance, their ultimate downfall."
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Dude, you're insane.
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...is Media Messiah in a nutshell. He obviously knew you were a satanist and therefore answered your TELEPATHIC jibe.
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That's what the second one means Jarv, or we are all doomed I tell ya, doomed!
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Look it up, and know some of your country's history.As for the guy I was talking to on the Porn talk back he so much as admitted being a satanic follower...calling himself a fan of Anton Levay??? Hello??? And you guys are attacking me???
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the multiple question marks and (more tellingly) this: "Because some of us choose to make war, weapons and wrath, instead of peace, nature, and love, the latter, the way of God...the way that things should be, but aren't, for most...not yet...but soon, when all of the cavemen whom are in power are put to rest, by their own hand or ignorance, their ultimate downfall" I bet when he thought that in Spanish (or whatever) and then translated it into English in his head it made sense. I don't understand that at all, not even a little but. It sort of appears to be a whimsical plea for a nicer world, but there's a strange revolutionary tone to it. Fucked if I know- he's just thrown random words at the screen. It's like the monkeys typing shakespeare thing.
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The elephants are cute. I'm talking about the overall movie.
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I'm going to go and find out. This could be a very interesting talkback.
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I've learnt a new thing today. If you insist on being a Satanist, you may as well go the whole hog and say you follow Crowley. It won't make you any less of a dickhead, but there's no point doing things by half. Anyway- Changian doctrine pwns satanism. This is not open for debate.
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2+ inches. In girth and length. Every time you watch them. Can't wait to introduce my Pringles can to some stinky pink...
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How goes it CoC? So I'll be leaving work early today so that I can witness history: me being at home on a Tuesday watching movies and drinking beer with the wife and kidlet away.Jarv, you can remove The Red Baron from your Lovefilm queue. I watched it over the weekend as it's finally been released without the dubbing. Good movie.
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Very interesting. Her mother had an affair with him. Bush's Grandfather, Prescott Bush, started the American chapter of Skull and Bones, an occult group, at Yale. That chapter eventually created the CIA from within its walls. This is an historical fact. Prescott Bush later became a U.S. Senator and a major supporter of the Nazis...who were occultists, specifically Satanists. The brainwashing techniques that our government got ahold of through Operation Paper Clip became MK Ultra. Reverend Jim Jones was a CIA agent according to an Arts and Entertainment documentary and other sources...and was a subject of MK Ultra.
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It's just an upper class drinking club. There were equivalents to it at the University I attended. For tossers only. Just out of curiosity, where are you from?
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Instead, I asked my mate's German wife to bring a copy back when she comes back from visiting her family next week- is there anything else German you want instead as I can get hold of her before she returns? I asked her for Baader Meinhoff, but it may not be released on DVD yet.
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There's conspiracy afoot on this TB. Let the Spud (no stranger to a tinfoil hat meself, at least every now and again) put the smack down on this with some FLAMING LEG KICKS:
Media Messiah, these are for you.
(1) Just because there are some Satanic symbols... doesn't make that particular porn site in league with the Illuminati / Boho Grove / Masons / Zeta Reticulan / whatever next crew. It probably means that one of the site co-founders, or the subject of the site, is a fan of Satanism. In defiance of anything the so-called "REAL" Satanists might say, there are in actuality two forms of Satanism out there - first is the Hedonism type, mostly followers of Anton "ooh let's upset EVERYONE" LaVey, who mostly just wanna fuck inna kinky stylee and live like the shit orgy scene in EYES WIDE SHUT. Calling up demons just gives their pervy urges that extra kick, and to each their own. Secondly, you get the Sicko Satanists, those Norwegian-Death-Metal following fucknuggets who get off on killing each other and dedicating the deaths to Satan. Dangerously deluded, avoid at all costs.
I myself frequent the AboveTopSecret and Jeff Rense sites (among others) for a bit of a giggle and to catch up on who's supposedly causing the most damage to the Earth, but... really. Come on.
There's probably no UFO cover up, because you're dealing with a government that elected an illiterate alcoholic for President last time. How the hell do you cover up alien contact if you can't even elect a leader who can speak English?
Paper Clip: Dude, leave THE X FILES alone. Although PAPER CLIP was a real event, just as "SOMETHING came down in Roswell, and we just don't know what" was a real event, the likelihood of it being as interesting as THE X FILES would have us believe is very remote indeed. I'm not saying I don't believe in conspiracies - I think the official 911 story is riddled with inconsistencies, and there's a lot of "coincidences" and lots of reasons why certain parts of the US government might allow this to happen just to justify a war already years in the planning - but the whole aliens / New World Order / secret cabals are running the world thing? Highly unlikely. The organisation involved alone would be unbelievable. And the people doing the organising are fuckwits.
Cue Jarv telling me I just shot holes in my own "911 was not what it appeared to be" theory. But seriously, Media Messiah - the world is not run by the nuggets at Bohemian Grove - they're just overgrown adolescents who never grew out of their frat boy hazing days. Old boys' networks, at best, can get you a decent job you aren't quite ready for. Satanists aren't in league with the Devil, they're either kinky perverts or sickos who enjoy inflicting suffering - or philosopher-types who want to appear a bit edgy. And THE X FILES is just damn good entertainment - not a guide to what's REALLY going on.
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If you want to get into real-life weirdness that got covered up for a while, but is slightly sick for all sorts of reasons, read UNIT 731. Also an X-FILES episode, it was a Japanese project where a bunch of Jap scientists in WW2 killed a bunch of POWs in the freakiest ways they could, all in the name of science. Then the US went and paid the scientists involved to come to the US after WW2 was over, in order to use said sick research to help set up NASA. Stuff like, say, seeing how much a human can last in a pressurising chamber before dying horribly impacting on how spacesuits were designed for the moonwalks - stuff like that.
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appeared to be theory. Didn't want to let you down.
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yawn. This shit again. For Fuck's sake, Spud is right, this isn't an episode of the X-files and I bet you a pound to a penny that the reality is far less interesting than you think (see also The Odessa Line)
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Last I knew Tony Jaa was acting damn freaky and people worried it would never be finished.
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Agreeing to disagree, and all that. Funny thing is, when I re-read my argument, I almost convinced myself.
About this HARD ROCK ZOMBIES... is that this mad-as-hell DVD with Else the Werewolf, Nazi Zombies, Hitler, midgets, and an undead rock band on it? I've not read a single good review for that movie, which might indicate it's best watched pissed.
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Yep they hung out.
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Well he practiced magic, not stage magic but what the fuck they called before inventing Wicca as a catch all. He was like a Grand Wizard in whatever he did.
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BTW...members of JPL (Jet Propulsion Laboratory), including its then leader, were involved with L. Ron Hubbard in a sex cult that called up the incarnation of Horus, god Of The Underworld...at the point of orgasm. Some of this activity occurred in the desert, at Joshua Tree. Eyes Wide Shut exposed some of these groups. Note: Tom Cruise's involvement in that film given that he is a Scientologist. Back to Hubbard. He stole the group leader's wife, and exited the sex cult. Years later, Hubbard started Scientology...and Scientologists admitted, on record, that Hubbard was a part of the JPL sex cult, members of which, later went on to form NASA...all with the help of NAZI scientists that immigrated to the U.S. via Operation Paper Clip...those folks also helped us build the nuclear bomb.The Scientologists spokes people, claim that Hubbard entered the sex cult in order to expose them...although I believe his claims of being undercover in order to expose the group are a sham.BTW, Jesus' real birthday is either in April or September, but on December, 26th each year, while we are celebrating Christmas on the 25th, on the other side of the world, in the Middle East, and within the same 12 to 24 period, they are celebrating the birthday of Horus, god of the Underworld. The Sphinx symbolizes his virgin birth to Isis, via a surrogate mother. Horus is her husband Osirus, reborn. The symbols of Christmas are pagan symbols and illegal under true Christian law, including the Christmas Tree, and that has a whole other meaning in itself. It is The Pillar of Osirus.
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Sounds kind of like Wild Zero.
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and I bet it will be genius. I'm really looking forward to it
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Jan 20, 2009 8:33:08 AM CST
Lost Jarv: Paper Clip Is An Historical Fact Not The X Files
by media messiah
Look up Operation Paper Clip for yourself.
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Know of it? You may wish to read Human Smoke for a different take on WW2. I've Been following conspiracy stuff since reading the Illuminatus Trilogy way back in the mid 70's. The Holy Blood Holy Grail series is very informative also. Way back when my college had a small exposition of Masonic materials. One of the items was George Washingtons Masonic apron. The bee motif was prominent. Interesting about the Bee motif and the Bee die off?
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Although Baader Meinhoff opened in September so it might be out on DVD by now. If so, I'd love a copy.
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Every time I visit Reinhardts site Avira pops up with a warning. Must be some kind of tracker, but strange since it isn't that well known. I think Reinhardt may be on to something with the economy. Plans like that were cataloged in None dare call it conspiracy. The idea of lowering the us standard of living while raising the rest of the worlds seems to be put into effect around the sixties.
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there's so much crap in that post I don't know where to begin. To start with, Horus was not god of the underworld. He was either the Sky or successor to Ra as sun. God of the underworld was either Osiris, Set or Anubis. In this context I think you mean either Anubis or Set. 2)Paganism has nothing at all to do with Ancient Egyptian religion. 3)I'm not quite sure how you are linking Eyes Wide Shut to pagan fertility rites, but never mind. I'm pretty certain it didn't expose anything other than the obvious. Seriously, dude, if you're going to tinfoil hat stylee it, then at least get the names right.
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Will send it across.
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and I know it is fact. I suspect however, as I said, that Spud is right and it is less interesting than it is made out to be.Re Jesus' birthday. I could have sworn it was March, and judging by your epic fail in that other post, I'll bet that I'm right and you're wrong.
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Operation Northwoods is an historical fact...admitted by the CIA itself. Operation Paper Clip is an historical fact...look them up. The X-Files has nothing to do with this.Further, the government's plan as partially authored by the CIA, almost exactly mirrors 911...don't believe me, look it up??? Operation Northwoods was exposed to the public in the late 90s via The Freedom of Information Act.As for George W. Bush...when your mother is the child of Satanist Aleister Crowley, and your dad is the son of a man who started the American chapter of the Skull and Bones, that started the CIA...and he also supported the NAZIs, well, I'd say if they have occult interests in you and the presidency of the United States of America, they can appoint you Pope and get away with it.
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From what we know government did, Tuskeegee experiment/LSD/various murders and plans to murder people like Castro and what we know factually to be conspiarcies like Iran/Contra none of it is ever dull.
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They think it may have even been on September the 11th...or the 22nd.
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Is that why Obama gave the Horned God salute just like Bush jr and Clinton have?
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to credit ANYTHING scientologists say or do is beyond loopy. You're madder than a lithium addicted march hare.
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the internet has told me that it was May. Knew it began with an M.
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Jan 20, 2009 8:58:02 AM CST
EvilWizardGlick...You're Right. They Even Staged Vietnam
by media messiah
The U.S. government claimed that a U.S. warship was attacked by those who we would later fight in the Vietnam War. This was the trigger event that started U.S. involvement in the War, and was all a lie, as admitted by, guess who??? Yep, you guessed it, the CIA. BTW, the father of Jim Morrison (of The Doors), was the senior U.S. Naval commander in that staged attack...called The Gulf Of Tonkin Incident.
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I've tried to get through that book, and as undoubtedly funny as it is in places (I skipped to the end, and laughed like mad at that ending) it's fucking impenetrable. I suspect the whole idea was to try to tie in EVERY single conspiracy the authors could come up with, into one gigantic comical Conspiracy that the novel's protagonist stumbles across the truth of.
Media Messiah - It just wouldn't be possible to get a conspiracy of the size you're talking about off the ground! I'm familiar with Operation Northwoods, though I'd read on some madcap site that Northwoods was to do with Pearl Harbor, and the fact that it was allowed to happen to justify the US joining WW2. I'd have thought just helping out the Allies would have been justification enough, but sense and reason isn't in great supply on the site I read it on...
Glick - You're right about some of the 60s stuff that the CIA got into being quite interesting - are you familiar with Project Stargate and Grillflame (remote viewing, psychic spies etc) was all very interesting (and covered well in Jon Ronson's THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS, and David Morehouse's PSYCHIC WARRIOR), MK-ULTRA (though I suspect it's more military / psychological than Satanic in origin) being the more interesting paranormal ones. It's the stuff you pointed out (Tuskeegee, LSD, dosing kids with radium in the 60s, anything to do with Porton Down in the UK from the 50s on) that scares me - it's nothing less than population control on a grand scale, by people with too much influence, power and money, who think they're smart enough to decide to experiment on large sections of the population for less-than-salubrious purposes - those fuckers REALLY scare me. Without getting into scary occult parentages etc (sorry MM) Bush was just one such dude, and that casual assumption of wisdom and power and the right to fuck with the "underlings" is exactly why Governments should fear their people, not the other way round - because when it IS the other way round, you get mad bastards experimenting on huge areas of the population, for no good reason. Screw the Illuminati - THAT is truly scary.
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Glick and Media Messiah would dig the hell out of that book. Think a smaller scale, much funnier (and more accessible) version of the ILLUMINTUS! Trilogy, but with Elvis saving the world from his Hawaaian secret island and his back-engineered flying saucer.
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You must watch Hard Rock Zombies. You will see the world a little bit differently, coffee will taste a bit better, and you'll feel sort of invincible. Yes, Hard Rock Zombies changes lives. For the better."You're neat."
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....but it sure ain't December 25th...as Horus' Birthday is being celebrated on the 26th, within the same 12 to 24 time frame. And pagan decorations are against Christian law, yet they are used to celebrate Christmas??? The point is, that date, December 25th, has nothing to do with Christ, and has everything to do with Horus...because at least for 12 hours of that day, Christians are accidentally celebrating Horus' birthday. The human Powers That Be know it, but they don't want you to know it...as they are Satanists. It is no accident that they placed Jesus's birthday on a false date for us to celebrate (as they want us to celebrate Horus' birthday out of our collective ignorance)...and the fact that they have hidden that truth for years, and yet, those that know the truth refuse to move the celebration of Christ's birthday to its proper date and month, whatever, and whenever, that is???
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That made me laugh. Sounds good.
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I don't know where to begin with this one. I'll do my best.
I know of similar societies at British universities to the Skull and Bones (I even know people that were in one)and what they basically are are upper class drinking clubs that become neoptistic hothouses. I'm very far from allowing this as a satanic cult. But, seeing as I'm not in the Skull and Bones (neither are you)then we'll have to move on and agree to differ on this. Barbara bush is Crowley’s daughter? Well, it’s not beyond the realms of possibility. However, what you are referring to must have taken place in 1923 for the dates to be right. Crowley was, at that time in Paris- so again it isn’t outside the realms of possibility.
However, what can damned well be assured is that Crowley had fuck all contact with his “daughter” as he fell into penury, never left Europe again and died in 1947. On this basis I can be pretty fucking certain that Crowley, although (and it is reaching) a potential grandfather of George W Bush had no influence on his life development- and certainly no influence on his policies.
You get a D+. Must do better.
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will you please stop that. I've already told you who was.
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appropriate.
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Have you thought of following the wisdom of 2for2true's teachings?
"Charlie Murphy obviously isn't watching his movies in my neighborhood...because if some shitheel tapped me on the shoulder and made a snotnosed comment like that, he'd be typing his asinine garbage with a pencil stuck in his mouth."He communicates to us all. If you would but listen to his words, you wouldn't need to wear that tinfoil hat anymore. -
Have you ever SEEN what the people at JPL look like? That they are some sort of "sex cult" is the funniest thing I have probably ever read.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:20:27 AM CST
Personally....I think The Protector is his best......
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....because that has an actual story you can follow. Don't fuck with that baby elephant.
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I'm guessing it involved a shitload of whatever they used instead of rohypnol in the 60s. The kind of guys who are great at buiding jet engines don't tend to be great at social interaction.
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What about... OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST?!?!?
His full name is BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - 6 letters, 7 letters, 5 letters.
6 + 7 + 5 = 18
18 = 6 + 6 + 6
Obama's name is the Number of the Beast!!!
He's either the Antichrist, or a really great Iron Maiden song, or both. SPREAD THE WORD!
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We were aecretly attacking the Japanese and cutting off their oil supplies. They were forced to attack us, and we knew that the attack was coming after intercepting transmissions between an observatory in Hawaii and Japanese forces. A Japanese scientist and his daughter were exchanging information on the impending attack with the Japanese forces. Acting on this intelligence, we sent for the Japanese ambassador. He was questioned in D.C., and was overly nervous during his many denials. They released him and secretly followed him to the airport where he immediately returned to Japan. Alarmed, by his actions, and outward fear upon his prior questioning, U.S. intelligence knew the attack was coming, in part, thanks to his behavior, and the intelligence intercepts. They then ordered our big ships out to sea at Pearl Harbor, and left others in port as bait for the attack...for the express purpose of delivering the first 911 on America so Americans would demand to go to war during World War II when the U.S. populace was opposed to entering the war, due to war fatigue from World War I. After the attacks at Pearl Harbor, the vast majority of Americans opinions were changed and we entered the war.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:27:32 AM CST
I wonder if Hobocode is in the middle of the crowd.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....today with no pants on.
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Plus he doesn't have the "funny sidekick" in The Protector. And he straps fucking elephant bones to his forearms to fuck up the big dudes. Awesome.
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...pricks get kicked in the fucking head.
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His california address was even 666 until he had it legally changed. And the date of his death, divides to those numbers also.
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dude, you're fucking nuts. Seriously, I've tried reasoning and am now lost for words. You've got a terminal case of foaming dog fever and are madder than a British cow.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:31:26 AM CST
I don't know why people deny the Pearl Harbor thing....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....its not THAT out there. It seems perfectly logical to me. And it worked brilliantly to get every American raging mad and saying "Lets fuck 'em up!!" History has show that governments have done far more fucked up shit. In the end it was probably a good thing.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:31:46 AM CST
Jesus' birthday was April 1st.
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Fact.
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Plus the crazy ass jump onto the helicopter bit.
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I believe it was one of those elite societies you speak of-- somewhere in Northern California, there was supposed to be video of them sacrificing animals in the woods at night or some shit. Anyone hear of this?
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Media Messiah = Lo Pan!
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...I like that scene toward the beginning when he busts into that dude's place and fucks him up. Doesn't he go through a glass table? That scene is raw as shit.
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I feel like I'm talking to zfisk at the moment. My head actually hurts. Do you know how much useful shit is going to have to leave my brain so there is room for this bollocks? If I can't remember my favourite Leprechaun quotes, I'll be pissed.
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Ronald Wilson Reagan...died on June 5, 2004.June is the 6th month. The year 2004, divides down to 6...and as for the day June 5th, on the other side of the world, during the same 24 hour period of his death, at least for 12 of those hours, it was June 6th. 666. That cannot be a coincidence.
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This is definitely not coincidence.
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He drives people through walls too I think.
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There is a man who claims that he saved a young woman who was being hunted by an armed George Bush Sr. and Dick Cheney in the woods around there. There have also been claims of gang rape of that victim...or others, by these guys in some of these hunts.
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....and even though I don't necessarily agree Reagan was THE DEVIL. I will admit he was a fucking asshole. Which is worse? At least The Devil has better taste in ties.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:40:22 AM CST
RONALD REAGAN WAS A FREQUENTER OF BOHEMIAN GROVE TOO
by bringingsexyback
Evil knows no bounds. That is why we must forever be vigilant. There are ancient, world dominating forces controlling your history, and they will control the histories of your children and theirs to come. Stop the overlords NOW.
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Look it up.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:42:09 AM CST
DICK CHENEY PARTICIPATED IN A PROJECT TO ESTABLISH SHADOW GOVERN
by bringingsexyback
back when he was Sec Def in Bush Sr.'s administration.
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You can reduce anything to your desired number. For example, there’s 36 words in this post: 6 squared, or 6 multiplied by 6 and there are 6 words in the subject. 666! Ergo, I'm a satanist.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:44:31 AM CST
Mediah Messiah died on 21/01/2009...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
when his dad strangled him for too long trying to keep his erection up.For the next 24 hours people across the world felt jubilant and were overcome by the need to party.This was not a coincidence.
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where do you think I got that information about Crowley? do you think I know that shit off the top of my head? Just because the internet (the fucking internet!) can corroborate some of your horseshit doesn't make it less insane.
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The Bush family's lodge number at The Bohemian is supposedly 777. A number assigned to Saturn...considered to be a dark occultist planetary influence...and where the name Lord Of The Rings comes from. You will also recall a terror attack in England on 777???
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...I'd rather discuss this than Wolverine movies.
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Illuminatus trilogy may nave been ghost written by Tim Leary. Part of the design was to incorporate vast amounts of information allowing for the brain to think differently. Even mentions that in the notes. And for a while after reading the trilogy "strange" things will happen. Mainly because you have become sensitized to certain ideas. Like if I mention Truffle Pig, every time you now hear it you are sensitized to it. Over the next few months the term will seem to become more apparent than over the previous months. Either way it was a vehicle which managed to incorporate a wide and diffuse amount of material about consciousness and magic that would never normally be encountered by the general populace. Remember it was written well before normal people had access to as wide variety of information as we do today.
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Thats the only shit like this that really makes me pee my pants a little.
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if you're going to spout crap about Egyptian rituals, at least look up the identity of the Gods that they were meant to be honouring. And I mean actually look it up, not jump straight to www.tinfoilhattednutjob.com Christ on a moped.
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Jan 20, 2009 9:48:01 AM CST
THE WORLD ECONOMIC CRISIS IS AN ENGINEERED REDISTRIBUTION OF WEA
by bringingsexyback
At the end of it all, the Rothschilds will own the planet.
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What I love about this rubbish is that you can bend the rules to make sure the numbers fit- please see the Raegen's death one. If you're going to use the same rules then that terror attack took place on 8th July in Australia, a number assigned to the evil pixie of bollocks talking.
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I actually mean "get driven to distraction by". I think I'm going nuts. Someone please help me. I miss Messi.
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It isn't a conspiracy book about ww2, but actual quotes and stories about what happened. FDR did in fact virtually force japans hand. One reason, probably not covered in the book, is that a new war would force us out of the depression. WW1 was part of the solution to the 1893 depression.
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666 according to the cabalah is the number of the beats in man, 777 the number of god. The bible is a mishmash of partial mysticism. Either way there are specific rules to be followed when using Caballistic numerology. Factually it illustrates the links between all things allowing for a more comprehensive world view. Kind of an early form of the computer. But without limiting itself to 1/0.
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If you follow Reinhardt's theory,it is simple re-evalutaion as has happened many times before. Someone summed it up like this -There's a boom period following a recession
-A select group of industries are inflated beyond their capacities (the next big thing), at this point the money is flowing into the stock market because times are good (and supposedly 'here to stay')
-The growth period/boom lasts for two or three years where the economy does steadily better and certain companies grow exponentially in certain industries (Enrons, HealthSouth's, Wellcare)
-Now once the bubble has inflated to a sufficient size (through deregulation and other leniencies)it is ready to be popped
-A few major players in the inflated industries go down, taking with them all the stock holders money
-Now the stage is set for a 'panic, mania' and the economy enters a downturn
-A few more companies go bust, shaking consumer confidence, and the market falls
-About now there is a distracting event in the media (morality plays, lewinski, antrax)
-Now they are stealing the peasants money and laundering through various avenues (Legatus & the Vatican)
-Once the money has been laundered and the checks have been 'written' there needs to be a war to destroy the paper trail (the fog of war)so they need and event to set off the war(stage we're in now)
-if multiple countries economies are down, it will be a global war (each country fighting with it's favourite enemy)
-At this time the financial sector will air it's laundry, and we'll start hearing about frauds and accounting errors
-This will lead to federal bodies (FINRA) bringing cases against the scapegoats (Skilling and others) and we will have show trials with show judges (Crater, Landis)
-The trials will bring justice to the 'rogue conspirators' and that's that, the rich people are laughing all the way to....well wherever rich people keep their money, Vatican Bank? Global Custodians?
-Now the war will kick start the economy and money will start flowing through the system (about now is when they will come out with a bill preventing corruption, to show that they did learn from last time, I wonder why they can never remember 4 years from now)
-Now the stage is set for the next boom period and the next bubble (possibly clean tech?)
The sectors that always seem to be manipulated are Energy and Healthcare in America. Anyone notice why the price of gasoline is always so much higher during summer driving season than winter? It's a scam to keep us buying gasoline in the winter, and make incredible amounts of profit when everyone needs to drive during summer, all of the Energy sector is heavily manipulated (where enron comes in), same with the numerous examples R has provided us with health care.
Globalization:
-These rich people are always looking for a deal, and to get it they outsource jobs. To outsource jobs there needs to be an infrastructure in the country you're outsourcing to.
-A bunch of American companies are contracted to build 'public works' projects in the country of choice (Cisco, Tyco)
-Before all the public works projects are completed there is a debasement to pay for the projects with investors money because it was 'lost' during the stock market crash or crash of the companies stock
-Now the projects are paid for, the companies get their money and the country gets its infrastructure for their people to work jobs cheaper than other people in America will work them
-Eventually people in this country will get tired of the jobs, and the greedy rich people will look for a new land to outsource to
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I know that FDR did force roosevelts hand and Pearl Harbour was predicted by some admiral or other. However, I subscribe to the incompetent fuck theory rather than conspiracy. I'm talking about numerology- did you know that Pope john Paul the second used to break wind precisely at 6 seconds, 6 minutes after 6pm. He'd put his cup down and then fart like a trooper. Look it up.
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The first time I heard this info was before the net was even given to the public. Leonard Nimoy had a TV series called In Search Of. It was a mystery based documentary show, and that is the first time I heard of all this info. Since then I have heard numerous people crack the subject matter of all of these issues on Coast To Coast Live...a conspiracy related radio show. As for Project Northwoods, I first saw a Peter Jennings report on the info on a ABC News TV special in 1998 or 1999...and he quoted CIA documents released through the Freedom Of information Act and showed them. The CIA released those documents, the same with the Gulf Of Tonkin Incident info. They admitted it all. As for Pearl Harbor, they have made no admissions...but can you trust a government who who author Project Northwoods or The Gulf Of Tonkin Incident??? 50,000 plus men and women...our forces alone, died in Vietnam, because of that CIA authored lie. How many innocent Vietnamese died, perhaps hundreds of thousands??? A government that would do that is capable of most anything, including 911...Pearl Harbor, you name it.
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If that is the case then what about Media Messiah's numerous caballah posts above? because they're picking rules to suit the needed situation.
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....is sorta like those billions of dollars that are unaccounted for in Iraq, or the $60 million in Katrina.
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I doubt it was "incompetent fuck" in this case. Take the time and read Human Smoke. It isn't fiction. It is overlooked details gleamed from various sources. It is very sad when viewed from todays perspectives. How much we have lost as to nonviolent pacifist attitude. Many of the Jewish quotes apply to Palestine today.
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http://benfrank.net/patriots/news/national/pentagon_missing_trillions Rumsfeld Sept 10, 2001: The Pentagon cannot account for $2.3 TRILLION
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Always glad for a good source of information.
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Having shown that you're talking crap about Paganism- especially in regard to Horus celebrations, shredded your stupid George W Bush= lost son of Rosemary, and then shot holes in your insane numerology I'm getting tired. I don't want to argue with you, because any source I present will be dismissed with some combination of "you've got to read between the lines" and "that's the official version, don't be naive". It's tiring. Do you know that the government is training some animals to fly, incuding some species of bird? think of the military applications.
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They knocked off Pope John Paul The 1st. They are involved with the mafia--with a number of deaths being linked to that activitiy...and there is active talk that Hitler survive World War II and they sheltered him under the guise of being a priest until they moved him to South America. Whether the latter is true or not, who knows, but Vatican involvement with the mafia is a fact and their silence when dealing with the NAZIs as the Holocaust was perpetrated is legend...and a historical fact.
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I never agreed with his every single idea. Just the ones which can be followed and linked to facts. Like I said Bible is a mishmash of numerology. That would be the source of his 666, and not the more sensible "beast in man". Better yet Google up Leary's Eight circuit brain. Much more fun and realistic.
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he isn't following the rules. Nowhere near, because he is mad. Like I said, if you try hard enough (see the Reagen post) then you can make anything fit. This is tiring. I will read Human Smoke, though.
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Trillions spent and LOST in deficit spending for a war they cheered for 5 years. But when it comes time to deficit spend on ourselves, it's wailing time for the GOP.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:10:02 AM CST
anyone hear of the government using dolphins....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....to patrol the waters around a Naval base in Northern California? I gotta find the story.
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Yes to the murder. yes it was over money. Could be money or Masons. Someone went out of the way to hang Calci in a Masonic fashion."At 7:30 AM on Friday 18 June 1982 a passing postman found his body hanging from scaffolding beneath Blackfriars Bridge in the financial district of London. Calvi's clothing was stuffed with building bricks, and he was carrying around $15,000 of cash in three different currencies." But the church was also anti-communist. They funded very many anti-communist activities around the world. Matter of fact Chruchill hated Trotsky and called him the devil whilst praising Hitler. FDR and Chruchill feared the Jews as proto Bolshevicks.
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...MM's madness runs even deeper than I thought. He's like a David Duke of tinfoil-hatters, a friendly, non-aggressive, seemingly level-headed version of the monstrous zfisk/homewrecker and the monstrously stupid GingerTwit.
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Psych recently used that to great effect. Ever read any John Lilly?
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The US-Navy are reported to have trained dolphins to patrol harbours to report any unusual occurrences to their trainers, to detect and mark objects such as mines and probably to plant mines on ships. It is also assumed, although denied by the Navy itself, that dolphins have been trained to attack foreign divers and kill them. This could be practiced for example by placing equipment over the animals head with a carbonic acid bullet linked to an injection needle which is released when the diver comes into contact with the dolphins beak.
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Beachfront residents in Long Island's south shore saw the missle trail leading to the plane before it was downed.
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Let me pluck an answer out of the ether: It's bollocks.
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that the Vatican smuggled Hitler to Hollywood and disguised him as a big yellow bird on a childrens television show. It's also rumoured that The Count can't actually count and Oscar the Grouch is actually a really nice guy. Who knows if it's true or not.
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terror. Just thought I'd help you out. Apparently, there's a strain of virus in it that makes muslims infertile.
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Hitler was last seen been defeated by a Zombie rock band. That's fact. Look it up.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:16:28 AM CST
its weird how people get so upset over this stuff.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....what the hell is the big deal? Its fun to talk about crazy shit. You don't have to believe it. The stories are still colorful.
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I'm not a big fan of History. I read what catches my eye. Human Smoke is broken down into small quotes and stories. Reading two or three will make me stop and think about what was just said. Much of it is so sad it overwhelms me. I read the quotes from jews about Germany and see how they directly contradict what happens to Palestinians today. I see the same policies enacted today as pre-ww2. It is like nothing really changes.
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Aliens have infiltrated the banking system and have caused the credit crunch. The end goal is to make us globally adopt the martian currency of kqwizk. Look it up.
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Isn't it funny that all the conspiracy theories are centered on things like power, innovation and sex?
Feeling like you can't affect your lot in life? Feeling vaguely disturbed by scientific progress which you can't understand or assimilate? Feeling somehow threatened by the opposite sex and the unruly "naughty" felings in your pants?
Hell, no sweat! Everyone in power, all scientists and the porn industry are IN CAHOOTS! WITH SATAN! IN SPACE! -
About 4 or 5 years ago, the mainsteam media reported on a secret Israeli bio-weapon program that targeted Arab physiology.
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Duh.
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I think this is more of a case of people not learning from history being doomed to repeat it (see also the Balkans), and you're right. It is sad.
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The whole problem is so many conspiracies are proven. Google up Aaron Burr and his plans, or Iran Contra. The hard part is sorting fact from fiction.
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I was joking. Fuck me, satire is alive and well. I wonder if the martian thing is near the mark as well.
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Most politicians are locked into this cycle of it was proven to work before let's try it again. Plus we have big business. The other day was the anniversary of Eisenhower warning the US about the " Military Industrial Conspiracy". Did that make the news?
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.....read a little about the Mossad and you'll see what kind of monsters those dudes are trained to be. One day the allegiance between Conservatives and Israel will be revealed. Wonder what its all about...
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That's completely retarded as such a weapon would kill loads of Israeli Jews off as well.
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the problem is that a tiny minority of conspiracies have been proven. There's fucking millions of them- it's the shotgun effect: fire enough pellets and one is bound to hit the target eventually. For every 1 conspiracy that is proven, I'll bet that there are at least 20 that are horseshit, probably a lot more.
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Do you know that the Vatican has its own Zodiac??? Well, they do, and that is against the law of Christianity, as it is paganism. I didn't want to know these things either, but, the truth is the truth. I was just as shocked and in denial as you...at first. God is real, nothing to fear there, it is just that, many of those that we assumed were good people are not, and many centers of power in government are corrupt and are not what you assume them to be. They are not for God, they are against him. Ask yourself something...why in a Christian nation like America, is there an Obelisk...the Washington Monument. why is there a Pentagon at the citadel of our power, even allowed when they are Egyptian pagan symbols??? Or how about this? Why is a pyramid on the dollar bill???? And why is Washington D.C. made in the shape of a Pentagram...a satanic symbol...the whole damn city???
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or, alternatively, it's bollocks.
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My point exactly.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:24:52 AM CST
story from London Sunday Times, November 15, 1998
by dannyglovers_dickblood
In developing this "ethno-bomb," the British paper went on, Israeli scientists are trying to exploit medical advances by identifying distinctive genes carried by some Arabs, and then create a genetically modified bacterium or virus. The goal is to use the ability of viruses and certain bacteria to alter the DNA inside the host's living cells. The scientists are trying to engineer deadly microorganisms that attack only those bearing the distinctive genes.
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Could you provide the sources you have for porn companies supposedly utilizing satanic symbols?
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"the problem is that a tiny minority of conspiracies have been proven. There's fucking millions of them'. A conspiracy is nothing more than two or more people acting unethically or illegally to benefit themselves at the cost of others. The proven ones are the ones we know of. The people who made mistakes. There are thousands more we will never be able to prove. And there are hundreds more we will never know about because no mistakes were made.
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He warned all Americans of "The military industial complex". He said do not trust them.
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Link, please.
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you are aware that phallic symbols (obelisk etc)are pretty widespread and fuck all to do with paganism? Egyptian mythology and paganism are 2 seperate things. You clearly know less than nothing about this.
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DC is indeed laid out in Masonic symbols. If you are claiming that the masons incorporated many and divers symbols, I would disagree. remember the Masons supposedly trace their roots back to before the building of the Pyramids. They have their own ingrained symbolism and have no need to incorporate outside what is already there.
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My point was, it's always the little ones with clear goals that are proven (see Watergate), and every time one of these is busted it makes the nutjobs out there think that the big ones (world being run by shadowy organisation comprised of sentient haermaphrodite lumps of molten rock etc)must, ipso facto, also be true.It's infuriating as they've no bollocks filter and just believe EVERYTHING. What happened to a bit of healthy scepticism?
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Which is why the program is a failure based on racist notions of what defines a Jew and a Muslim. Genetically speaking, little or nothing distiguishes the two.
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I imagine it was never acted upon was this http://www.jewishsf.com/content/2-0-/module/displaystory/story_id/15676/edition_id/305/format/html/displaystory.html Friday March 9, 2001
Jews and Arabs share genes, Stanford research scientist says
ALEZA GOLDSMITH
Bulletin Staff
Peter Underhill, a senior research scientist in the department of genetics at Stanford University, has a reality check for the Middle East:
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You're implying that Israeli scientists don't know this simple fact, which is silly.
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I knew this one was coming. This is like an argument I had with an old colleague who swore that if you looked at a streetmap of North West London you could see a bird in the road layout with a masonic temple where the birds eye was. You could see no such thing.
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Look the world IS run by private interests. Federal reserve, IMF all create some type of policy the impacts the worlds economy. And being private we the people have ZERO say in those policies. Until a revolution comes along.
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http://tinyurl.com/o4j7x I'm trying to find a link from a better source. Nothing comes up on the Times site.
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"Could you provide the sources you have for porn companies supposedly utilizing satanic symbols?" I can ordinarily, but will get fired if I attempt to get such images while at work. heh.
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I can't speak on behalf of Israeli weapons scientists but the fact they had such a program to begin with speaks to their insanity and racism.
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http://tinyurl.com/72uowp
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Washington consecrated the land with a Masonic ritual. Don't get me wrong I don't think they are sacrificing babies or anything. But back then many of our leaders were Masons or involved with various secret societies. That was the price paid in the search for knowledge. You needed access to private libraries. Often that access was only allowed to trusted individuals.
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Further proof that the military industrial complex is the source of humankind's greatest miseries.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:40:55 AM CST
there was a British documentary on the Mossad....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...I saw years ago. I gotta find it. But that thing was beyond fucked up talking about their torture methods and discussing how to kill Arab children. They talk about them like they are less than human and call them animals. Its fucking nuts. They can deny it all they want-- but their Mossad has become the Nazis of the Middle East.
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The catchall conspiracy theory. I'm not even arguing on this one. What happened to healthy scepticism?
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The IHR, your source, is a neo-nazi, Holocaust-denying site founded by a British National Front member.
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You already said that.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:42:18 AM CST
Lost Jarv, Washingtimes article on Obama and Masons.
by evilwizardglick
I'm not a fan of the Mooney times. But I do find it interesting they posted this, and some consider them reputable.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jan/15/masonic-rituals-live-on/ DUIN: Masonic rituals live on
Julia Duin
Thursday, January 15, 2009
President-elect Barack Obama's swearing-in Tuesday will incorporate several elements out of America's Masonic past. -
Is it really?
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I'm not denying the existence of Masons. I know a few myself. An ex-girlfriends dad was. I am, however, not going to argue about what they do/ don't do.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:42:45 AM CST
I HOPE OBAMA WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE ILLUMINATI'S HOLD ON O
by bringingsexyback
It would be so disappointing if he couldn't seize the opportunity to fulfill our ideals.
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The same story is on a ton of sites. Hopefully they're not all Neo-Nazis. FUCK!! I'm done talking about those fucking Israelis. Lets talk alien conspiracy.
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it was worth repeating. Actually, Doc, I vaguely remember that article. I think that odious right wing turd Peter Hitchens commented on it. I'll check.
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Do nothings. All of them. Except Dennis Kucinich.
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I saw them while I was trolling the net over the last couple of years...but you can just start listening to Coast To Coast Live with George Noory, he is ex military and is an Emmy award winning news producer. Look up his web site on the net. Occassionally, George has people on his show talking about cases like Jonny Gosch, a missing child. There is a whole legend behind that. His mom claims that he escaped an operation that snatches children off the streets and molests some and kills others, as a brainwashing technique. The kids are then used to lure politicians and corrupt captain's of industry, judges, you name it, into compromising positions for purposes of political blackmail and extortion: "Do as we tell you, or we'll expose you for sleeping with these kids." is the line these compromised creeps are told.As a part of some of these brainwashing techniques, satanic symbols are used...and you may note that some of the techniques are Spartan like training. Where they rape or kill a child in front of other children including using live autopsies odf their friends in front of them, in order to create split and programmable personalities in these kids that witness and are subjected to these attacks. According to the info about Johnny Gosch, he supposedly told his mother that some children like him, that were kidnapped for that program, also known as MK Ultra or a version of it...were used in prostitution, porn, and as assassins as children and as they grew into adulthood. He then got in a car, and left with others who were helping him.
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O'bama is actually a venusian intent on impregnating 679,091 interns. From them will be born the master race that will enslave all humanity until 10,000 years in the future when 1 man will find an old fighter plane and single handedly rid Earth of the Venusian/Obaman hybrid master race. Why do people not believe this?
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Jan 20, 2009 10:45:45 AM CST
well....I don't believe most of the conspiracy stuff.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...I just find it fun and enjoy discussing it. Its like Cryptozoology. That shit never gets old.
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that's his venusian name. It translates as "he with the most fertile sperm on venus"
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Read this http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_19961025/ai_n14084363 New rules will force policemen to quit freemasons
Independent, The (London), Oct 25, 1996 by Jason Bennetto Crime Correspondent Police officers were all but banned from membership of the freemasons and other secret societies in a landmark decision by chief constables yesterday. In future, all police officers and support staff in England and Wales's 43 forces will be asked to reveal whether they belong to a secret organisation or club.
The ruling body for chief constables said yesterday that existing freemasons should consider resigning from the society. The Association of Chief Police Officers called on the Government to introduce a new law to make registration of masonic membership compulsory. The police chiefs believe the register should be publicly available.
The move follows a series of allegations about corruption involving freemasons in the police force. The Commons Home Affairs Select Committee has just started an inquiry into freemasonry in the police and judiciary. Chief constables hope the measures announced yesterday will help allay public fears, which they believe are greatly exaggerated. The masons are a secret fraternity of men who in a series of rituals pledge to assist one another ahead of all none-masonic commitments. Set up in 1717, their motto is Aude, Vide, Tace - hear, see and be silent. There are an estimated 350,000 members in England and Wales and there are at least 36 judges and barristers who hold the senior rank of Grand Officer. Although existing police members of masonic lodges will be able to avoid disclosing their involvement in the organisation by ignoring the register or by lying, the initiative by Acpo makes it very clear that membership will be frowned upon in future. Also, while the declarations about masonic membership will be voluntary, if an officer stays silent and later faces allegations involving freemasonry, his silence would count against him. New Acpo guidance says there could be a conflict of interests for police officers who are freemasons and they should therefore "reconsider their continued membership". Paul Whitehouse, Chief Constable of Sussex, speaking on behalf of Acpo, said: "I would be much happier in my force if there were no freemasons because it would stop people making allegations, however unfounded. It is vital that the police service shows it is open and accountable." Mr Whitehouse added that he was confident that the vast majority of chief constables and senior officers were not masons. The policy, made by Acpo's ruling council, will also affect membership of other secret societies such as the Catholic sect, Opus Dei, an international organisation of about 80,000 members. The register of interests would not be confined to freemasons but would also include members of other organisations required to give "a bond of loyalty", such as the trustees of charities. Chief constables also agreed yesterday to back tougher drink-driving laws and called for a "one pint" limit. As predicted in The Independent in August they urged a reduction of the legal limit from 80mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood to 50mg. +++NO CARRIER -
I knew you were a pornhound, MM.
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How did I miss this Talkback???
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funny that Glick, because I don't need to read it. He was a fairly senior officer in the police. Also, I think Mrs. Jarv's grandad was also a mason. Can't remember though.
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Never address the facts with a rebuttal based on facts. Yep, silliness is always a defense against the stronger fact based argument.
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that the police have no legislative power at all in the UK and bugger all influence.
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....in their rituals. They are not Christians...although they claim to be. The Egyptians worshipped the gods, aka...the Fallen Angels. King Tut and his father were both rebuffed by Egyptian Priests because they believed in one God, the God of Heaven. The priests sought to get rid of them as the priests are Satan worshippers...and would later become known as Free Masons, Knight Templars, Knights Of The Circle, The KKK, etc.
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I find this to be the most interesting part "The masons are a secret fraternity of men who in a series of rituals pledge to assist one another ahead of all none-masonic commitments." Doesn't make them evil just self interested. Which was my point from the beginning. Conspiracies are all about self interest and greed. Aaron Burr or the Teapot Dome scandal are fine examples.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:52:28 AM CST
I have a good friend whose Dad and Grandfather....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....are Masons. And they have taken him to their meetings a few times. The weird thing is I've known him my entire life, and we know quite a bit about each other. When he mentioned something about going to one of their meetings I got all curious and asked what it looks like in there and what the hell they do, whats it really like? And he got this weird look on his face and just said he couldn't talk about it. I chuckled and thought he was joking but he repeated "You don't understand. I really can't talk about it." Fucking odd to hear that from a very close friend.
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and by facts, I don't mean baseless accusations and supposition. And to be honest, I have been posting satirical conspiracy ideas for a while. As soon as they occur to me, I'm going to post them.
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"bugger all influence." Everyone gets influenced by something. Ever read about Pete Townsend and the child porn? Or the whole child porn sex scandal that involved many famous and influential Brits? Most of that managed to be covered up but still traces of the same ring are found and arrested all across Europe.
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Welcome to the madness.
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I'm not arguing about the Existence of them- I know they exist. Media, will you PLEASE look up Egyptian mythology- which is less than nothing like that last post. Christ, you can't even get the supposed god's names right.
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actually, and I'll return to this, given the history of Mr. Townshend, and the content of his writing, I was not surprised in the least to see him picked up. Not at all. No masonic conspiracy there.
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Bullshit.
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Yeah, what the fuck happened with that? The dude had tons of child pornography on his computer at home and he claimed he was doing "Research" for a book about molestation because he himself was molested as a child. Yeah fucking right.
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I do look at porn...on occasion, and I hate it, but...I'm strangely intrigued??? Maybe it has to do with the fact that most people are hypocrites...and I always wonder, what makes a person do this, star in porn, I mean, when they don't have to...and then there are those who secretly watch it, or even worse, have secret sex lives??? Then, certain things that I have learned in recent years about these conspiracies and brainwashing, as well as satanism...really gives me great pause about all of it...but you can't unring the bell once you see that stuff.
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Thanks. Boy, this is just like old times. This TB is almost a replay of the days of zfisk/homewrecker, GingerTwit, MinasPenith, and brokebackcowboy.Heh.
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And we all know what has happened and is happening now. We can't deny corruption and greed. It doesn't really matter what symbols are used in the end it all boils down to self interest. The symbols are for the poor deluded dupes, nothing more. People are EASILY influenced. Read about the torture experiments done by Psychologists, or the Prison/Guard ones. The powers that be understand that and use it. Look at political rhetoric.
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See you on trial you murderous fiend ...
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Jan 20, 2009 11:00:44 AM CST
"I do look at porn...on occasion, and I hate it"
by dannyglovers_dickblood
For some reason that line really disturbs me. I have this theory that you know there is something sexually wrong with you if you watch porn and don't masturbate. The idea of someone just staring at two people have sex is odd.
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Jan 20, 2009 11:01:02 AM CST
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE FOREIGNERS PERFORMED AT THE INAUGURATION?
by bringingsexyback
I want Springsteen!!!!!
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Osirus, Isis and Horus are correct names. Do you know where Israel gets its name??? Is (Isis), Ra...the sun God, El...(a Hebrew entity).
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Nice fella! Miss him lots...
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That was part of a much larger bust that covered much of Europe. A number of rich and political figures were involved so it went away like the Franklin scandal. But my opinion is that since then there have been numerous child porn/child sex slave arrests across Europe and that is all involved. You have some people with power that you can follow, keep them on a leash to aid in your investigations. promise them freedom but use them indefinitely. make some arrests, and keep on the trail. Must be a couple of hundred arrested since Pete and friends.
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Hypocrisy confuses me, even my own? But I only look at the legit stuff.
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...the mom posts fucking photos of a bound and gagged kid she believes to be her son, on her website? Jesus.
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So proud of you!!!!
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or at least says he did- I read a short story of his a bit ago, and it's (this will be a shock) about child abuse
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See you on trial you murderous fiend ...
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Really all interchangeable these days. Not like the good old days. In the early seventies I went to the local news store. The owner would frequently usher people in the back. Seems he was selling porn from the back room. he gets busted and fined. Then during the vcr revolution every movie store had a porn section in the back. No one under eighteen. Now you can watch it free. No more excitement and backrooms.
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Get your facts right. The man was cleared of any criminal wrong-doing. He did NOT have "tons of child pornography on his computer at home". In fact, he gave all of his writing and work to the authorities and there was not one purchased or downloaded image on all 14 of his business and personal computers. After a four month investigation, it was agreed that he did not commit a crime. However, under British law, he was placed on a watchlist for a mandatory period of 5 years. (This is interesting because one of the groups that tried to crucify him changed their opinion on the matter when they learned of the details of the investigation. The actually felt that he should not be placed on the watchlist because it was a waste of money.)Yes, I'm a fan of Townshend and I watched the incident rather closely.
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It had to be said!
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those are correct names, but you are misapplying them- Horus was never god of the dead. This is the point. Glick, there are masons in the police, sure, but the police have no legislative power. None. As I said
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thats what it sez! up the arse too from the look of them splits he doing...
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Were the same guy. Gosch all grown up. I can;t recall the whitehouse news guy plant now but he was also a gay hooker, and knew Rove. Rumor had it Bush was gay and Victor Ashe was his long time lover. Supposedly that was why the Enquirer was Anthraxed, they had photos. Interesting it was the first closed and the last opened. Must have taken a long time to cleanse the hdd's.
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even dwarf horse porn. How disappointing.
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nope- you have to go on that if there is the suspicion that you're a kiddie fiddler. It's fair enough.
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Cops use the same kind of statements with dope dealers too. Like I said keep a few on the leash and follow them to more busts. I bet if Townsend didn't have money or fame he would be in jail right now.
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Hhhhhmmmmm. Thats odd. I could have sworn the initial report was much much different. I remember them throwing out a number of how many files he had. And 14 fucking computers? Who has 14 computers?
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Sad thing about porn. Throw a plot in and it is watchable right up until the end. No surprises.
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Those types trade. Google up people who get busted with kiddy porn they have thousands or pics, dvds, and hdd's full. They trade with each other and seem to hoard.
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you're misreporting this. He informed the police of what he was doing and then was surprised when they turned up on his doorstep (unlike anyone that's read his short stories). He was exonerated after a serious investigation that was pretty much held in the public domain. In the end, I wasn't surprised to see him list 99'd but I also wouldn't have been surprised to see him go down. We sent Jonathan King and Gary Glitter down, after all
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Jan 20, 2009 11:19:55 AM CST
Natascha Kampusch....the girl locked in a cellar in Austria...
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....there must be something seriously fucked up with her. She now owns the house she was locked up in for 8 years!! I don't know if the kidnapper dude left it to her in his will, but she somehow got the house from his estate after he threw himself in front of a train. And now she got a job hosting a fucking talk show in Vienna? Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!!
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and i don't think anyone mentioned icky Icke and the lizard people even once!
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Dear god.
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Jan 20, 2009 11:27:36 AM CST
oh yeah...the Lizard People live under Los Angeles....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....the entrance to their kingdom is that cave in the Hollywood Hills they used for the Batcave in the 60's show.
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I was hoping that wouldn't come up. There was a right fucking nutjob.
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...but not Bill. So's Kris Kristoferson!
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Jan 20, 2009 11:37:20 AM CST
yeah lets switch to creature conspiracies....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...kidnappings, molestations, ethnic cleansing-- that shit is just no fun.
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...it's been claimed some human-people are just controlled by REAL lizard people in a multiple personality disorder kind of way. Which, given her inexplicable popularity & new show, might mean that Diablo (diablo? DEVIL??) Cody's one as well! ahh, it's as if the conspiracies write themselves!
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the Loch Ness monster. What people don't know is that it's a scam organised by the people of inverness to fleece gargantuan yank tourists of their money by telling a local "legend" of a monster that lives in a loch (and it isn't big) for thousands of years, the only proof of it's existence being a few blurry photo's of some tyres and a seagull that if you look at from teh right angle vaguely resemble a dinosaur. Clever people, the scots.
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and his goal is to snow us under with bullshit while they secretly rob all the oxygen from the planet. Then freeze us in carbonite, just for shits and giggles.
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just a lame Nessie wannabe!
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how are all of you?
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http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0DE2DF1031F936A25752C0A9659C8B63
Britain's Hunt for Child Pornography Users Nets Hundreds Besides Pete Townshend
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By SARAH LYALL
Published: January 15, 2003
The list includes police officers and dentists, judges and politicians, lawyers, teachers and social workers and, as of Monday, the guitarist Pete Townshend from the Who. In all, more than 1,300 people have been arrested in Britain in the past 10 months as part of Operation Ore, a nationwide hunt for users of child Internet pornography. -
re- operation Ore: This was a headline grabber, not a proper investigation. I don't know how many were charged, but I'd be fucking astounded if it came to more than 20. They knew who they were after.
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It's mad in here.
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and don't fear the reaper. Fear the LIZARD PEOPLE.
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Unfortunately, most of the stuff I was anticipating disappointed. There were still some bright spots though. I think if I’m going to be cramming movies into slots in my schedule, I’m going to really have to up the number of older or already seen movies I check out in a weekend, because this one was comprised almost completely of new stuff and I think my brain atrophied. Anyway, here’s the rundown:
Adrift in Tokyo- I already mentioned this in the Twitch article, as I saw it early Friday. It’s a great, understated human drama following a no account college student(8 years an counting) who has struck a deal with a debt collector to follow the man on a walking trip through Tokyo, whereupon arrival at the determined destination, the debt collector will give him one million yen and his debt will be cleared. Shortly after setting out, the debt collector reveals he has killed his wife, and the end of the journey will see him turn himself in after visiting the places that meant something to him. It’s a simple premise and a decidedly non-flashy approach. It works wonderfully. One of the best surprises of the weekend.
Night Train-This was my second film on Friday, playing in the background as I wrote, and I chose it because Adrift in Tokyo had made me optimistic about small films I knew little about. This one had Lelei Sobieski and Steve Zahn and Danny Glover has the three leads riding the titular night train and coming across an item that takes Hitchcock’s definition of a MacGuffin to heart, and is literally anything the characters desire or want. It’s a metal box, and whatever force is encased within, tricks the viewer into seeing the treasure of their choice inside. It’s not a terrible movie, but the pacing isn’t great, the suspense is largely forced and the plot is muddled at best and negligent at worst. Once I realized that the box would never be explained, I just enjoyed the battle between Sobieski to suck the life out of the film, Glover’s valiant efforts to rescue it. It was good to see Danny in a role that had even a semblance of life to it. Otherwise, figure this to be best viewed as one of those things you come across on cable, and watch because there simply isn’t anything else on and you could always do worse. If you want a suspense thriller on a train, Transsiberian is the one you want.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley- After Night Train went down with little trouble, and actually seemed to reward my diminished attention to it, I figured I’d throw the other big question mark movie on and see how it fared. Not good at all. Lame, hokey possession movie that makes last week’s Unborn look like a master’s class in horror filmmaking (which it isn’t at all). This one ladels on a lot of Christian symbolism and stabs at theology, but it’s very week, DOA on the thrill level and only Jake Weber gives a convincing performance. The first real “low” point of the weekend, cinematically speaking.
The Escapist- Since I was still rolling in thriller-mode, and the last two hadn’t done anything to thrill me, I set aside the work and actually gave The Escapist my undivided attention. Part of this is because the movie demands it. It runs two timelines parallel to one another, and doesn’t give any warning as it switches between the two. One is the prison break suggested by the title, and the other is everything leading up to it. Brian Cox was wonderful as always and Damian Lewis and Joseph Feinnes were good as well. I’ve tired of prison break dramas, because I think they usually lack real drama. This was the first prison escape film since Shawshank that I actually got into. It’s not a great film, but it’s a solidly good one and I was entertained and occasionally surprised all along the way.
Recommended.
The Red Baron- This was the only movie I saw Saturday, in the evening after a day of travel and visiting relatives. It was a disappointment, but not a bad movie. The flight sequences are thrilling, and the film achieves a kind of sublime overblown melodrama in those scenes. The kind of thing Michael Bay always shoots for, but ends up blowing up every damn thing in the process. The score was also a little too sweeping at times, but it works when the planes are in the air. There is effort made to have the Baron be sympathetic, and it works. Unfortunately the acting is pitched more for accuracy instead of intensity and the dialogue often sounds clipped and terse, and it’s hard for real emotion to come through. Joseph Feinnes shows up again, and Lena Heady is a nurse the Baron falls for. It would be quite a worthwhile film if only the events taking place on terra firma weren’t so sleep-inducing. It’s a bland biopic with moments of soaring action. Thankfully, it isn’t also an epic length, so the film merely fails to impress, instead of becoming tedious and tiresome. It should have been much more.
Pushing Daisies Season 1-Had never seen any of this, but knew the premise. To borrow a phrase from Danny: “Magical, just magical.” The entire cast is great, and it’s great to see Lee Pace from The Fall again. Anna Friel is adorable, and Kristin Chenowith often steals the show. Seriously, guys. If you haven’t seen this, check it out. Of course it was just recently cancelled. Figures.
Chandni Chowk to China: Saw this on Sunday and it was bewildering. Definitely reminds me of Kung-fu Hustle, but mostly in that it’s a slapstick homage to old martial arts flicks, not the execution or quality. I liked it, but it vacillates between perfectly nutty and just odd and irritating. It goes on for 2 and a half hours, and actually features scenes where characters are transported vast distances by being booted in the ass. Anyone wanting to make the trip to the theater might consider waiting for a rental. I don’t think this has quite the crossover appeal it was originally suspected to have. It’s still, at it’s heart, a bollywood film complete with inappropriate music cues, odd film angles and rampant musical interludes. Once the movie arrived to the sequences on the Great Wall, I felt like I was watching a Peter Sellars Pink Panther film. Take that as you will.
The Rocker – This was a fun little movie, as predictable as you would expect, but a nice film nonetheless. It delivered what it promised, I found Wilson to be funny, and it’s about on par with School of Rock.
Repo: The Genetic Opera –I wanted to like it. I thought I might when it started. But dusting off all the weirdness and production design others have done before you, and then tarnishing it with your own limited imagination doesn’t qualify you for cult status. This movie marches around like it’s arriving on the scnene a “classic” without any effort. I wished I hadn’t wasted effort on the twenty minutes of I watched. Crap, I put the thing in to see Sarah Brightman and it was so awful, I didn’t even make it to her scenes.
Igor-Everything that’s wrong with it is the stuff Danny usually accuses Pixar of. I liked the central idea, and a few design elements, and it’s moderately enjoyable for a young audience, but that’s not quite cutting it for me. Lame.
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but will cruise effortlessly to 34 tonight. Schlocky fun night! Ciao- really off now.
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I jump in to refute a couple of things Media Messiah said earlier and all fucking hell broke loose.
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Panic not. I heard over the weekend that PUSHING DAISIES may be resurrected yet. Can't remember the source - might have been the RADIO TIMES website, or I'm full of shit and I read it elsewhere. Damn...
Hope it comes back though. There's always room for a massively OTT romantic / eerie series like that one. More Sonnenfeld than Burton, and I would like to coin a phrase for the new genre created by PUSHING DAISIES:
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A program of his I happened to catch while channel-hopping turned me on to one of the most batshit conspiracy theories on the net. Seriously - even I laughed, and I'll listen to any random shit once.
It's LIZARD PEOPLE TRANSFORMING.
The idea is you watch something important (hell, check YouTube in a day or so, some tinfoil hatted nutter will say Obama is one) and freeze-frame when the leader is moving. In the motion-blur between frames, supposedly you can see the human visage slip and the true reptilian is revealed in that split-second. Of course, you never see it in DVR recording or on DVD - only on video-tapes. You know, it can't possibly be blurring caused by the tape vibrating while paused on the video head, or deterioration in the video tape. Nope, V was real, and all our leaders are lizards.
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I can't pronounce or spell her name but she can kick Tony Jaa's ASS!!!
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Jan 20, 2009 12:50:07 PM CST
I've seen some freaky lizard people images.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....that look totally real. It is funny it can only be seen on videotape according to Icke. But some of the images cannot be denied. Have you seen this one? Its a guy on a construction job that fell from scaffolding. There is surveillance video of his fall and just as he makes contact with the ground it seriously looks like there is some aura inside his body that pops out for a second. Its debatable whether it is lizard-like.....but its definitely not human. http://tinyurl.com/77dggt
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... but you really wanna see this more than AVATAR??? Come on, Harry.
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That's that cleared up - we can totally verify that theory ;D
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that's awesome. I almost feared we had lost you until I followed the link.
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You perked me up with a laugh. I needed that. Thanks!!!
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EvilWizardGlick...funny stuff. I love the headline and all the stuff in your post!!! And, you're right!!!!
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His movies are the most repetitve, boring assfests to come along in forever. OOOh he can knee someone in the head a billion times. So fucking what!
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A Warciple Godfather returns! Don't touch his baby elephant!
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Please give me your address.
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Doth need to learn upon the teachings of 2for2true, FLAMING LEG KICKS, and Warwick Davis.
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Only a FLAMING LEG KICK can get you free of the igloo you find yourself in due to the crazy cold temps.
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Jan 20, 2009 4:22:20 PM CST
Bill "Kicking Fat Cheeks" Richardson-- our next PRESIDENT!!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
http://tinyurl.com/86relc
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Sorry, I just can't get over that notion. That is possibly the funniest goddamned thing I have ever heard.
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That's right up there with "I used to smarter".
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This is the definition of cool news.http://tinyurl.com/77uj3m
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I'm glad you mentioned David Icke, that guy is fucking brilliant. Absolutely mental. What's fucking great is when you hear the dude talking with a straight face about the queen mother being a shape-shifting reptilian alien who drinks the blood of human babies. Also, he gets so angry when people don't believe him.
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It's from IMDB, enjoy ese.LaBeouf's License Suspended For A Year
20 January 2009 7:40 AM, PST
Actor Shia LaBeouf has been banned from driving for a year, following the Hollywood car crash last July that left him with a crushed wrist.
The Indiana Jones actor was cleared of driving under the influence (DUI) by the Los Angeles County District Attorney in September, but has been handed the punishment because he refused to undergo "chemical tests" at the scene of the crash, reports Access Hollywood.
His license was suspended on 17 January.
LaBeouf was so badly hurt in the collision, shooting on Transformers 2 was interrupted and he still wears a brace on his left hand.
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Media Messiah, you are a certified nut. Not dangerous, but nuttier than a squirrel in heat. I'm still shaking my head.
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Where the hell is Fred? Need some smack talking Fred vs Xiphos. Steelers - Cards baby!
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Jan 20, 2009 5:57:33 PM CST
I felt this gnawing tension on my scrotum......
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....and realized I must check AICN one last time before going home! And alas, here it is-- my summoning. A SHIA LABEOUF UPDATE!! Curse you!! Cuuuuuuuuuuurse you SHIA!! So....suspended license? Does this mean he'll just have to fake it and receive road-head from Spielberg in a parked car with a rear projection driving shot behind him?
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When I turned 40, things started falling off!
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I guess Shia missed you.
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Job still keeping you busy? Oh you missed it. Today was a hoot!!
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I have seen some of MM's nuttiness in the past, but damn, boyo went off the meds big time today.
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This looks like crap. Where is the brilliance of the first? This looks like garbage. I can't believe that people here are impressed by it.
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Actually-- to be honest, I wasn't that impressed with this trailer. I'm more proclaiming my general love for all things Jaa. That demo reel from a few months back for this is far more impressive. But those longer scenes show the quality of this film. The editing and concept of this new trailer is shit. I agree.
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Hope you all are well! My little Warciple gave me my first gummy smile the other day, such awesomeness. Jaa be praised!
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Over the last couple of days MM has decided to leave the last vestige of sanity in the rear view mirror. Pretty much he's stomped the gas pedal down on the insanity car and it has a 440 hemi under the hood. In the poor crazy bastards defense, he's never been stable to begin with. I feel sorry for the kid. I would have to think that being that scared of life and the world around him can't be easy for him.
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Jan 20, 2009 7:08:25 PM CST
hehehehe......being scared of the world is funny and tragic.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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Happy 40th man. I guess I'm not that old after all. Too bad your movie weekend wasn't that good. I only got around to watching Kung Fu Panda and it was a lot of fun. The action was pretty amazing. I have Repo the Genetic Opera in the mail from Netflix, because they decided that I didn't need to see Max Payne or Saw V first... maybe I'll just send it right back? I don't know something about that stupid movie intrigues me, it can't be any worse then Shock Treatment.
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Stop posting my old comments! Are you that lame, to as you having nothing else to defend yourself with! No one thinks your comments are smart-come-backs, or even a cranium of wit! Go suck off MEL GIBSONS cock, and die!
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"...stomped the gas pedal down on the insanity car" That cracked me the hell up! Media Messiah needs help. Drugs. Serious therapy. More drugs. De-programming. Even more drugs. And Drugs!
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hello?am I welcome anymore?
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It's hide and seek, CoC style. Congrats...you won!
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If you subjected MM to ten straight years of schock therapy followed by 10 straight years of getting beaten by a potato in a sock, it wouldn't even reduce him to the level of being deranged. That poor schnook. Seriously I feel bad for him.
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I have been reading this TB from the top down...and thoroughly laughing my ass off.
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I'll bet MM made you laugh the most!
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I just can't believe anyone is that dee-ranged. But the proof is in his posts. Un-hinged. I feel sorry for him too, because dude must have a pretty fucked up life with everyone he knows either thinking he is a moron, or being just as moronic and believing him. Seriously, in his own way he is almost as pathetic as Brain Robot was.
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I thought MM was just a constipated conspiratard like Glick or BSB, but over the last couple of days I came to realize that he is sick as hell.The funniest thing about all the raving lunatics on this board today, they all missed the most interesting(and true) conspiracy of them all. What happened to SS LT General(i angloized this) Hans Kammler. Kammler was quite the bad NAZI, yet he got mostly erased from history, but arguably he was the most powerful cat in Krautland the last six months of the war. Dude had some powerful juju in his medicin bag in order to get the Allies to erase him from history.
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No CGI!, not that Enter the Dragon had CGI, but that real world philosophy is good for real life Kungfu, but for a film. Do you think the average action movie lover cares about that? No. They wanna see kick ass kungfu and The Protector delivers 10 folds on that!
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the guy that got his ass kicked by Uwe Boll?If not, who was that?
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Uhhhh that was Mira Jeff. No one in our circle.
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So was I. I feel special about that one, Jarv and I and like two other posters are in an elite club. The TBers that tomatocanJeff pretended to be a tough guy with.
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for some reason, I had a brain fart and got the two of you mixed up. The names are sort of similar maybe: Lost Jarv, Minor Jeff.Ah well, silly me. It's been a long ass day, if that's any consolation.
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If anybody was planning on spending any time in the greater Yuma AZ metroplex area, don't. Surprisingly, it's not nearly as cool as it sounds.
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Jan 20, 2009 10:05:20 PM CST
why would anyone think Arizona looked like a cool place to visit
by dannyglovers_dickblood
No offense. But seriously....why would anyone think that?
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Arizona is a great place to visit, lots of places to see and great things do. It's just that Yuma blows and the only reason I'm here for work.
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that town's got some pretty cool history.For more info, see the Western TOMBSTONEI'll be your huckleberry.
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And this TB becomes the most bizarre thing I've read in ages. Masons? Mossad? Lizard people? Sweet Christ almighty.Jonah didn't turn 40 people, he hit 40 movies for the year.I banged out Defiance today and I loved every minute of it. It's like Schindler's List, only this time the Jews are armed to the teeth.
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tombstone, the town too tough to die, is a neat place but the movie Tombstone was actually filmed mostly in Tucson at the old studio that burned down a few years ago. The real Tombstone doesn't look much like the movie Tombstone.
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Don't lie Defiance sucked balls. Jonah I redact by Happy Birthday.
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I actually lived in Fort Huachuca Arizona as a wee boy, and used to make visits to both Tuscon and Tombstone fairly frequently. As a kid, seeing those "real life" cowboys blast each other to death on the streets was pretty cool. I remember sitting at one of the bar enjoying a sarsaparilla with my dad when all of a sudden these two dudes behind me start arguing, until one of them finally shot the other. So that was pretty cool as a kid. And loud.
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I think you might have been in the Birdcage, I seem to remember they used to do reinactments years ago, but I'm talking about when I was a kid. You being a wee boy is like five minutes ago. So your pops was in the Army and worked intel?
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Jan 21, 2009 12:18:26 AM CST
Kung Fu was in the Birdcage!?!! Holy shit-- he's GAY?!!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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But you missed my point. Tony Jaa would not use those moves in a real street fight, and that is the fantasy element in his films, nothing wrong with that, but it is a fact, just as Jackie Chan would never use his over the top stunt moves in a real fight. I am just saying that I prefer martial arts films in the Bruce Lee realm of things, that were based in real street style combat. There are very little of those films today...and what I was pointing out, is that these two different styles of martial arts films can be deemed as being two separate genres, one rooted in fantasy, and one, more real world in style.
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Please stay far, far away from Brett Ratner.
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I never got my ass handed to me by Boll. Hmph. Last Night was Hard Rock Zombies and Some shit with Dolph that I'm going to have to look the name up of as I can't remember it due to Alcohol. Needless to say it was craptastic. Hard Rock Zombies is required viewing- you haven't seen anything until you've seen a mutant dwarf eat his own head. I also like the fact that they stole whole setions from other better movies. And the music was truly, truly dreadful.
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that was it. And it was terrible
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I don't know. Tired. Hungover. Whatnot.I would shoot out the lights in this damn office if I had a gun right now.
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Tremors (great), The Descent (very good), Eye Of The Beast (too much Dawson, not enough Squid), Jaws (great), Pineapple Express (very funny), Zombie Strippers (required viewing for anyone who posts here), The Escapist (very good), Man On Wire (very good), Hellboy II (I still love it), Finding Neverland (pretty good), The World's Fastest Indian (surprisingly enjoyable), Dazed And Confused (one of the few Linklater films I like), The 40 Year Old Virgin (very funny), Blazing Saddles (great), Murder At 1600 (shit), Knocked Up (sort of annoying, but also funny), Superbad (very funny).That little lot takes my total for 2009 to a pretty respectable 32.
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Terrible news, But I will pull ahead due to my willingness to watch any old bollocks. That's exactly what I felt about Eye of The Beast- I believe that cool poster lied to me.
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honestly, mutant Dwarf eats own head. Genius.
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I don't have any way of getting a copy of Hard Rock Zombies (unless I buy it, which I don't really want to do), so that's going to have to be the one the got away, which is a shame.Don't worry, I'll start slipping behind again in the film race this week. Last weekend was specifically set aside for A) Beer, and B) Watching shitloads of films. Life is back to normal now, plus I have season 5 of The Wire to watch. In a few days, I'll be lagging at the back again.
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a mutant dwarf eats his own head. A. Mutant. Dwarf. Eats. His. Own. Head. This is the greatest thing I've seen since Warwick Davis exploded from a Space Marine's cock in Full Leprechaun regalia.
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...you are now a better man for having partaken of the genius of Hard Rock Zombies.
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THIS is why I miss my old Video Magic video store. They'd have the most obscure shit-but-great movies, AND they'd rent them to we 14-year-olds. Result!
And HARD ROCK ZOMBIES sounds like the sort of genius schlock I would have watched, and then attempted to tape, back in the day. I'll trawl my local BLOCKBUSTERS for it, but I highly doubt they'll hold something this obscure... -
"This is the greatest thing I've seen since Warwick Davis exploded from a Space Marine's cock in Full Leprechaun regalia."
Holy shit! Life in London really gets you jaded, eh?
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Quality-wise, I think I bucked the odds pretty well with that selection of films. Only two out-and-out stinkers (Murder At 1600, Eye Of The Beast), a couple of classics (Jaws, Blazing Saddles), and everything else was either good or better.I'm damn pleased with that.
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I was devastated. Seriously. Not to ruin it for anyone who HASN'T seen it (go watch it NOW, it'll be Torrented somewhere or other) but the major thing for me WASN'T finding Earth (or what happened once they did), or the revelation of the Final Fifth (kind of obvious, but cool nonetheless, and many possibilities for the rest of the story) but what happens to one of the members of Galactica. Just... fucking wow.
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My local Blockbuster can offer me many things - endless copies of Hancock, used 24 box sets, crappy popcorn at low, low prices - but it does not have a great selection of quality shlock. I was pretty pleased to find they had Zombie Strippers.
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Jan 21, 2009 4:03:00 AM CST
Morning chaps... My weekend involved...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Tremors 1 – 4 – Watched all four tremors flicks. 1 is great, 2 is pretty good, but 3 and 4 are pretty bad.Night Train – Shit. And I seriously thought it was a period piece set in the 1930’s until half way through Danny Glover called his wife on a mobile phone. Seriously, nothing about it up until that point indicated it was not set in the roaring 30’s.The Wrestler – The movie? Pretty good. Rourke’s performance? Brilliant.The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – I saw this after an epic drunkening therefore I may need to see it again, but… The film is technically brilliant, as you would expect from a Fincher flick. The effects are amazing etc etc. But the film didn’t connect. I sat there unmoved. And Pitt has barely any dialogue. It’s all voiceover. And he delivers the dialogue as if he’s Forrest Gumps dimwit cousin. The best section by far was the tugboat section. At that point the film really started to click. But then it gave way to the love story and it lost it. Also, I saw it at a preview screening where there was a Fincher Q&A. Unfortunately, it wasn’t that informative for those of us who know a lot about movies. It was very anecdotal, but it was fairly interesting basically because he was saying, I wasn’t reading it. Of interest... He said he hates Alien3 more than anyone. And he doesn’t know what the alternate dvd cut of the film is. He’s never watched it. Other common knowledge, but it was amusing to hear him talk about it, was that he met to discuss him making the first Spiderman. The problem was that he had no interest in the origin story. He said something like “I’d shoot myself before I filmed a guy getting bitten by a radioactive spider. I just couldn’t do it. And I sure as hell wouldn’t make it red and blue.” Fincher would be a guy you need to sit next to at a bar and shoot the shit for an hour. He’d be a cunt, but he’d be an interesting cunt. This felt like he was holding back. Too PR. Never been to a Q&A before so it was a good experience. I was going to try to ask him about Morgan Freeman and Rendezvous for Rama, but too many dipshits were asking banal questions about the "looks of his films almost being a character." Fuck that bullshit. I want to know about Freemans health and the chance of Fincher doing sci-fi anytime soon.So, that makes 11 for the year. I don’t know how you guys are doing it. I watched seven on the weekend plus two nights out on drunkenings and I’m exhausted!
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This is the film Jay Lee made before doing Zombie Strippers, and I was wondering if it was worth a look.From what I can gather, it's a similar collection of boobs, blood and jokes. It might be good.
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The Slaughter, eh? Will list that. STAT.
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I managed 3 drunkenings and 17 films!Pull your finger out, mate!
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film school cunts. Makes me want to slap them.
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you are underestimating the awesomeness of a mutant dwarf eating himself- it's that he sits down at a table to do it, and actually fucking SEASONS himself. This is beyond genius. Mrs. Jarv laughed at me, because I thought that the band was genuinly covering old Barry Manilow tracks.
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really don't want to watch it, ditto- Revolutionary Road, (because I've never enjoyed a film with the Sam Mendes written on it.) Mrs. Jarv is making worrying threatening noises about both.
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CASSSSIIIIEEEEEE! I also loved the bit where they're partying in town and basically dicking around on a skateboard. Which they get arrested for! For fuck's sake it isn't like they were having a drugs fuelled bacchanalian orgy. And I kept giggling when I saw things that were obviously nicked from other films- such as the whole segment robbed from TCM.
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I very much enjoyed the first post (congratulations,jpt), but quickly lost interest after that.Many, many douches commingle in those political TBs. Many, many.
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it was very funny about American's celebrating the end of a mess they'd got themselves in. Other than that, it was just the usual talking points.
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Jan 21, 2009 5:03:48 AM CST
It's the pointless stubborn squabbling that amazes me
by franklin t marmoset
I'M ON THE LEFT!I'M IN THE RIGHT!YOU'RE WRONG!NO, YOU'RE WRONG!Continue ad nauseum.It's worse than when we argue about Ang Lee Hulk Vs Good Hulk.
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Well played.
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bored of them now. Don't want to have another one.
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Even when I'm comlaining about pointless arguments, I have to get a jab in.Very childish of me. Funny. But childish.
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they are, as you said, a twat magnet and hold the attention of a lot of the idealogically appaling trolls that lurk on this site thereby giving us space to talk about schlock without having a pro choice v pro life argument or some such tedium.
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Time to start a new argument:Which side of the fence are you on? Zombie Strippers or The World's Fastest Indian? A film about nude undead women quoting various philosophical tenets, or a film about a nutbag from New Zealand who travels across America to ride his motorbike really fast?The day will come when people will say: "For fuck's sake, are we still arguing about Zombie Strippers Vs The World's Fastest Indian?!"
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nothing will top the genius of doing the legendary ping pong ball trick with snooker balls. Good work peoples. Although there is much to be said about WFI.
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and realised I wasted a whole day trying to reason with an obvious lunatic. Christ, that was dumb.
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If can convince said lunatic to watch HARD ROCK ZOMBIES even just once, then you have opened the Media Messiah's eyes to a whole new world of lunacy.
Assuming it's Media Messiah you're referring to.
The mutant dwarf SEASONS himself first?
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He sits there pouring salt on himself before chomping away. No, I think the potential for Hitler to be hiding out disguised as an old man while secretly murdering people may be too much for MM.
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By 'Good' you mean the tv show right? Because if you mean the recent 'Hulk for the mentally challenged' then you're a douche.Hulk argument #1,168,976
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Come on, mate, it's all about ZS Vs WFI these days. That's what all the cool kids are squabbling about.No one cares about which Hulk is best anymore.
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It's hilariously awful. I love it.
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My mistake...Well, I guess it would be pretty cool if he became the worlds fastest indian because he was being pursued across the Utah flats by a marauding band of Zombie Strippers.
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So, will there be a Hulk 2? Inquiring minds want to know. Indifferent minds just like flame wars
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why is it so fucking hard to do an unarguably good Hulk movie? French Hulk>Ang Lee's misreable Hulk, but really, neither were up to scratch. They seem to either be uber-pretentious greek tragedy wannabe wankfests, or knuckleheaded 'splosions running rampant. There must be a reason taht nobody can get the balance right.
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the whole fucking idea of a guy turning into a big green inarticulate monster when he gets angry is fucking silly to begin with. Maybe that's why it's so hard.
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I'm just wondering why nobody seems to get it right.
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Although i disagree with Moron Hulk>Lee Hulk, it's true that filmmakers are stuck with the difficult task of trying to making a big, green, stupid lump interesting. Obviously getting the guy who directed Transporter and chucking in more stupid action isn't the key. I consider Lee's Hulk a great film (except for the last 20 minutes) and about as good as you're going to get from a Hulk flick.Anyway, I'm over talking about Hulk.
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or even watchable, but the last 40 minutes of it is offensively awful. Stupid French Hulk was at least entertaining. There's middle ground to be found, but to find it, I think you have to accept that you're making a film about a big stupid green troll and not try to elevate it to high art. But by the same score, don't dumb it down more than necessary.
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Jan 21, 2009 6:30:44 AM CST
You're easily entertained, Jarv
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
I was relentlessly bored by Frenchy's Hulk.
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Jan 21, 2009 6:31:58 AM CST
Speaking of easily entertained or relentlessly bored
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Sony delays Emmerich's '2012' from July 10 to November 13.
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Bitches.Jarv, clearly what made Hard Rock Zombies was the "tender" moments between Cassie and Jessie. "You're neat." "You're weird." And the Zombie groups dance/walk...classic.Don't forget Hitler letting the midgets watch him have sex too. Yup.
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Zombie Strippers has made me crave some old school goofy horror nonsense, and I can't make up my mind which series of films I want to make my way through. You can get the complete Critters box set pretty cheap, but I can't remember if those films were shit or not.Anyone?Otherwise, I might invest some cash in the complete Toxic Avenger set. Or there's a new Leprechaun box set out.
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and I'll explain why in a sec: 1)He tries to say, or at least jokingly says: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" 2)He says HULK SMASH The reason omitting these 2 iconic (and they are)catchphrases makes it a bad film is that it indicates the attitude that they went in to the film with. They weren't making a hulk film- I remember untold interviews where Bana (usually) would say things like "we realised that we were actually making a greek tragedy". They couldn't come to terms with the fact that they were making a film about a big green inarticulate lump that smashes things, so instead decided to make some overwrought borefest daddy issues movie. It's a sneering dismissal of their subject matter that just oozed off the screen- I wouldn't mind if it had been any good, but it wasn't. There was an epic fail in the acting department (Thunderbolt Ross excepted), some quite mystifying decisions (hulk poodles), some truly woeful CGI and an ending that redefines the term muddled. It was not good. Frenchy Hulk on the other hand, while flawed, knew damned well that it was a movie about a big green lump. I suspect Norton would rather have been in the Lee version, but tough tits. It accepted it, and while also a bit (to put it mildly) dumb, it delivered as a movie about a big green inarticulate lump that smashes things. There is a mid-point to be found, because there are elements of the tragic in banner. But not at the extreme that Lee took it too and there is a need for the movie to BE a Hulk movie. We won't see it in our lives though.
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but yes, they are required viewing by yourself. To purchase though...I can't say yes to that.Jarv will command you to get the Lep set.
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Critters 1 is good, Critters 2 is OK, Critters 3 is shit with a great end, but Critters 4 is also OK
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then my freshly trained bear will be down to borders of taffland rip you limb from limb.
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not to mention nicking shots from psycho for the shower scene, but actually showing titties.
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He does say 'you won't like me when I'm angry' in Lee's Hulk. But yes, there is no Hulk Smash. That phrase may be 'iconic' in your opinion, but I find it encapsulates why the character doesn't work in a film as written in the comics. In a comic, it works. In film form it's just moronic.There's plenty of scenes in Lee's Hulk where he smashes stuff. eg. The scene in the desert where he smashes one tank with the cannon/gun he's just ripped off another one. He doesn't need to yell Hulk Smash. The CGI in the new one I actually thought was worse than Lee's.The poodle was meant to signify exactly how wrong the mutant dogs were. They're just weird and creepy to look at. They should not exist. The poodle in particular was effective in getting this across.Like i said. I thought it was a great film until it spontaneously combusts in baffling fashion in the last 20 minutes.Each to their own.
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But I'm a little confused by Amazon's listing. It was released in 2008 and calls itself the COMPLETE Leprechaun collection, but I'm not sure if Back 2 Tha Hood is included (it's listed as a 5 disc set and there are 6 Lep films). Mind you, they keep referring to Back 2 Tha Hood as Leprechaun 5, so I don't know what the fuck they're on about - the 5th film was Leprechaun In The Hood.
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then, no, it doesn't have back 2 da hood in it
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turns all of Hitler's crew into zombies. Like the weedwacker dude get a pin stuck through his neck and ta-da! he's a zombie!
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IF IT IS THE POT OF GORE, THEN NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE BACK TO DA HOOD 2 IN IT. Stupid Jarv. Hulk smash stupid jarv
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smacked together and turned into zombies.
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and then that chick decides to carry the head around. Nice.
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Running away from weedwacker guy...catches his breath against a tree that splits into two and then, oh no! Impaled through the hands to the tree by some pins or whatever the fuck they were by weedwacker guy, who then proceeds to "trim" his guts. Heh. I really love that movie.
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Leprechaun: In the house, got Jennifer Aniston in it.Leprechaun 2: Tries to marry some bird on St Patrick's Day.Leprechaun 3: Las Vegas, hilarious bit where he disguises himself as a doctor to sneak into a hospital - and gets away with it!Leprechaun 4: In Space, the one and only.Leprechaun 5: The Hood, Ice T and Coolio are in it.Leprechaun 6: The Hood (again), no Ice T or Coolio this time.That's right, I think, and I want a set with all 6 films.
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Stupid it may be, but it's still part of the character- and to omit it all together just shows the sneering mentality of that film. The you wouldn't like me when I'm angry line was actualy the very last line and stank of sop to fans. I thought the CGI in Lee's film was abominably bad (Hulk himself looked like a giant green constipated chinese marshmallow), but I won't defend it in the French one either. Hulk poodle- I don't give a fuck what it's meant to signify. It was a shit idea that looked even worse when on screen. That whole scene was woefully bad- it failed as action, it failed as comic relief, it failed from a design point and just all round sucked.As I said, they were utterly the wrong team to be doing it. Not to mention the fact that I don't think the world was ready for a cerebral comic book movie then.Anyway, I'll end this with agreeing to differ, and reiterating that it has to be said that nobody has got it right yet.
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Jan 21, 2009 7:10:20 AM CST
I've never seen a Leprechaun flick
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Sound amusing though.
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It's a new set (only came out last year), so you'd think they'd put all 6 films together in it, but I can't fucking tell whether they have or not.Phew, this choosing between box sets business is hard work.It also turns out the Toxic Avenger box set has some sort of crappy, edited version of Toxic Avenger II in it, which seems stupid to me. The ludicrous amount of gore in that one was what made it worthwhile.Stupid box sets.
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1- in the house with La Aniston in it 2)Marry loopy bird 3)Vegas. Hilarious. 4)Space. Nuff said 5)Hood 1- Ice T and Coolio, magic futes, dismal rapping and zombie ho's 6)Back 2 da hood- actually, the only one I don't particularly like. They tried to catch the magic of the first one and missed. If I were to rank them: 5>4>3>1>2>6
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if you're going to watch a Lep film- the one to watch is Lep in Da Hood. It's too funny for words.
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Try the first one and see if you like it.Warwick Davis is the MAN in those films.
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transvestite cyborgs, gay german from allo allo transformed into MITTENSCHPIDER, Exploding from Space Marine's cock, there's some fucking gold in it. But the reason it isn't up there with Hood is that Warwick doesn't rhyme in it. I don't know why they decided to go down that route, but it was a mistake.
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it doesn't matter what order you see them in. They all stand alone. To be fair to Back 2 Da Hood there's a loopy compton witch in it that's quite funny.
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4>3>1>5>6>2.I think, anyway. It's been a couple of years since I've seen any of them, hence the desire to get a decent box set and go through them all again.
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Banner in Lee's Hulk is scared of becoming the Hulk because he likes it. Banner in Frenchy's Hulk is a whimpering bitch who's scared to touch a woman.Big fucking difference in approaches to the main character.
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What surprised me about it -- and what ultimately didn't work -- was the "NewNightmareification" of it, that is, trying to infuse a bit of grittiness to the proceedings. Big fail in that regard, but it's still a Lep flick which is instant win no matter what.
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I recommended the first one to droid because it's a good way to get into the Leprechaun films. It's got Jennifer Aniston, it's got death by pogo stick, and it's got the bit where the copper pulls him over for speeding in a kiddie car. Plus, if he likes it, there's a little gold saved for him for later.P.S. Is Back 2 Tha Hood the one where he drives a car with the copper's leg?
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No matter which film you prefer, neither one was near the top of comic book adaptions, therefor not worth arguing over.
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...have you guys seen Rumpelstiltskin?
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Jan 21, 2009 7:21:39 AM CST
Are all the leprechauns comedies?
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Or did they start of as horror and quickly go to comedy?
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Samurai Cop is still a "Short Wait." on netflix.Who the fuck is watching my copy? Drippy whore.Though they are sending me Tropic Thunder, but still, I've been waiting for Samurai Cop.
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Jan 21, 2009 7:22:53 AM CST
it's a Leprechaun...it could never be "serious" horror
by just pillow talk
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Robert Z'dar FTW!!!!
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Jan 21, 2009 7:24:09 AM CST
I have completed the Mark Jones diminutive trilogy, Doc
by franklin t marmoset
Leprechaun (great), Rumpelstiltskin (not so great), and Dummy (which I think was called Triloqusit in the US - and was shit).
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which pretty much wins. However, it's probably the worst of them.
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...definitely shit, but it gets a pass for the bit where he's about to crash his vehicle and says "Fucketh me!"
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Hard Rock Zombies?I prefer Hard Rock Zombies over Space Mutiny, though all Space Mutiny needed was a midget sidekick and some nudity.
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and Space Mutiny exist. But I have put THe Slaughter at the top of the list. It had best not let me down- like Jack Brooks did. Lep was meant to be a horror, but the concept is so misguided that it's just hilarious.
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Okay, I'll rephrase. Did it start out like the Childs Play series where it was a horror with elements of comedy, then quickly progressed into comedies with elements of horror?
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The first film has a scene where Lep is driving a kiddie car and gets pulled over for speeding.Not serious.
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Bana was an even bigger bitch than Norton- "aaaaaw daddy didn't love me, waaaaaaaaah" oh, fuck off you tiresome little twat. Neither was good.
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Is it worth a look?Fucking great title.
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I have to see "don't open till christmas": A group of down and outs manage to get employment by dressing up as Santa and appearing in various stores. A psychotic killer, however, takes an extreme dislike to Santa, and sets off on a brutal killing spree...
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what? that sounds magical. Or delightful.
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...is obtaining Future War, which looks like it could even out-cheese Space Mutiny. It's about cyborgs from the future who kidnap modern humans for slave labor, and use DINOSAURS from the past to hunt them down when they escape.
Robert Z'dar is the cyborg leader and according to one review I read, his face in make-up "looks like a catcher's mitt trying to swallow a microscope". Also, the dinos are apparently hand puppets dangled in front of the camera to make them look big when our hero kickboxes them.
Who wouldn't want to see that?
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stuck up cow.
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If you have never seen iit, try to get ahold of it, it is very, very beautiful. Marvel blew it with Ang Lee...and they blew it with Ed Norton input. They should have brought in Nick Cassavetes to do The Hulk in a remake of the series pilot, one that closely follows it, if not uses its exact script and certainly the piano theme music.
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probably never got a UK release. There has to be a market for a smart interwebby company to just license and sell these on a small scale to discerning conniseurs such as ourselves. Especially as downloads. So we don't have to get them illegally. Pity there's a credit crunch or I'd start one, I can do licensing, know loads of Web designers and geeks that could do the technical stuff, and understand the type of person that would be interested in it. Pity the credit crunch fucked venture capital.
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"summon your troll, so we may fight"
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I have added that potential academy award winner to the queue. That is quite the find Doc. The only bad thing is now I have to wait. I must watch Man on Wire tonight so that I can get Future War.
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Jan 21, 2009 7:42:33 AM CST
apparently this is what we are in store for with Future War
by just pillow talk
This pic came up when doing a search on Future War:http://tinyurl.com/4rq825
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Baby Dinos!http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi376373273/
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the tagline for that is brilliant: Past Predator, Future Alien, Unstoppable Terminator"
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(apart from be unreasonably hot)...is Leprechaun!
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Seriously!
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It's along similar line to Toxic Avenger, I think, except it's a cop who gets transformed into a Japanese Kabukiman.I believe he fights crime with magical chopsticks.
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actually, they're not bad for Troma.
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Maybe it's busy getting fucked in the eyeballs by AVATAR?
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Possibly maybe.
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If you're interested, here are some edited highlights:"Jack has a dad?""What happened to the fat one?""My favourite character is the bitch.""Which one is Tony?"Turns out, we all like 24 and we all (somehow) know precisely fuck all about it. If you like, you can read this post and pretend you've been in a 24 Talkback.
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This is another film I am now depserate to see. One reviewer describes it as: "Greatest blood vomit chicken gore rape zombie diarrhea movie ever!", which seems like a pretty solid recommendation.Christ, I've done fuck all today except cruise around looking for goofy films to watch, and I have my third and final probation review this afternoon. If I pass with flying colours again, I will have to conclude that these people pay no attention whatsoever to internet activity.P.S. If you don't hear from me again, I have been fired.
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I know it's not technically in the dictionary, but I believe 'depserate' means 'like desperate, but stupider'.
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as well. But I hate my job.Lovefilm don't have Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Which I can't say I'm stunned to hear.
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Ok what is that? Is it like Netflixs but for British people?
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which takes me back to my business idea a few posts ago.
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that's exacty what what it is.
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In America you either have to be in the Military or over the age of 40 to care about that show.
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and never want to see it again.
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I am now a full time member of staff, and as such my first order of business has been to order myself the 3 disc special edition of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead off Amazon.It is good to give yourself a gift.
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It's available from Amazon to buy and it is region 2. There's no excuse for this kind of lazyness. Fuckers.
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Granted, all the side bullshit stories they do grows tiresome, but everything with Jack I still love.
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No CoC block today! heh-heh-heh...
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You should celebrate with a midweek drunkening. Especially on the day you come off probation. I hear employers smile on behaviour like that. Don't worry if you get fired- I'll hire you to work for www.jarvsschlockbin.com This time next year, we'll be millionaires
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failed in her office and she can go home. I'm so jealous. I've got 3 hours of boredom and AICN surfing to go.
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Overdid it this past weekend (also, I am an old fart now), so I am taking a break from the booze for a while. My head still hurts from last night.I'll make do with waiting 5-7 days and then watching a film about zombie chickens instead.
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would do wonders for you cutting your work day short Jarv.
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or redo The Birds, but as Zombie Birds.
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If the bosses ever read some of the ludicrous crap I go on about on the AICN, they would fire me immediately and I would not blame them at all. Lesbian hulk midgets, zombie chickens, a Batman film with all the parts played by Kurt Russell, Gilmore Girls... the list goes on and on.Clearly, I am not suitable for employment. I have actually lost a little respect for them for NOT firing me.
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be working at www.jarvsschlockbin.com.Seriously.
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heh.
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enough to fork out the capital Anyone got any rich relatives?
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Even one of the shit reviews says the following:"A landmark achievement in the field of cursed-chicken-franchise horror musicals."I can't fucking wait.
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I find that amazing.
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"the most tasteless fisting scene since William Freidkin's Cruising."Poultrygeist cannot get here soon enough.
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Jan 21, 2009 9:29:00 AM CST
I do agree Hulk shouldn't be elevated to high art....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
.....and though I like Ang's a lot, its sort of the same way I like TDK-- I don't like Ang's for Hulk and I certainly don't like TDK for Batman. I know its odd. But I like them as films on their own despite the title character. I think the problem with trying to do an actual faithful and good Hulk film is the character sucks. Come on-- its a fucking green guy tearing apart the city who is not really a hero, just a mentally unstable person. How the fuck do you make a film about that enjoyable and engaging? I doubt they will make a Hulk sequel. Even Marvel studio seems lukewarm about the property now. Amazingly, I think they will reboot it once more in 5 years or so.
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"a heaping helping of political incorrectness gleefully spiced to offend just about every sentient being."
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"a heaping helping of political incorrectness gleefully spiced to offend just about every sentient being."
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Very true. Lets remember this is Dick Cheney's favorite show. Other than Pillow, everyone I've ever heard claim to enjoy 24 are total pricks I'd never want to associate with.
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Jan 21, 2009 9:32:45 AM CST
"The best way to describe it may be as 'Evil Dead 2' on crack --
by lost jarv
and we've moved on from Hulk now.
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But where do you stand on Zombie Strippers Vs The World's Fastest Indian?It's the question that's perplexing the entire geek community.
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"The best way to describe it may be as 'Evil Dead 2' on crack -- with songs and nudity."
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I like 24. But I'm a bit of a prick most of the time so you're probably right.
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Just thought you should know.
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24 episodes, and I think there's too much crap that distracts from the main story.
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I've come to the conclusion that you have to watch it on dvd. I am watching it for the first time on a weekly basis and the momentum each episode builds up is lost during the weeks break.
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....it feels like such fucking "American can kick the rest of the world's ass" propaganda. And the photography really sucks. They should try a tiny bit of stylizing once on awhile. Perhaps mess with the white balance. I mean-- Law and Order is more stylish these days. Fuck.
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Is that the Anthony Hopkins movie? I saw part of that. What I saw was pretty good. Does that trannie thing at the motel end up being an actual trannie, or are they just teasing me?
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"Gone is the back story of his having harassed gays at an off-base bar when he was in the Army; also gone is his racism, along with his seemingly asexual nature in the first half. Instead, he's been made a regular, happy-go-lucky guy with a steady girlfriend. One can easily surmise Friedkin's motivation here: using someone identifiable to lead us into the underworld of black leather and kinky sex... [W]e're brought up short, and the cop's emotional progression seems stunted, as if Friedkin simply didn't care. We see the cop engaging in some heavy vaginal intercourse with his girlfriend, but we don't know if he's normally this semi-rough, if he's doing so under the pretense that the rougher, the manlier he must be – fucking away any trace of gay, if you will. A week later, the girlfriend complains about his not wanting her any more, and he replies, 'What I'm doing, is affecting me.' How? Turning him off sex with women, or off sex altogether in light of what he's seeing and experiencing every night? Again, we do not know."
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some cunt just called you Just Pillow Biter- You're not going to take that shit are you?
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The only thing is most of the time the real bad guys are actually Americans.Don't you have a life anyways, always posting your shit on these boards? Fuckface. (I'm trying to hop onto the Prick Express to more "fit in" with the 24 crowd)
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He's quite the drippy little whore.To be that delusional about the accomplishments of a former President still astounds me.
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Really? Most of the time they are Americano? Fuck thats genius!
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It's what would have happened if the FBI's CTU had actually accepted Jigsaw into the program instead of writing him off as a dangerously unstable psychopath.
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It's much better on DVD, where you can binge on it over a few days and not forget everything that happened in the weekly break between episodes. It's the Pringles of television, and who the hell wants to eat one Pringle a week?I also agree a bit with Danny that the show is borderline fascist propaganda - it basically says, "Torture is wrong... except for this one time... and this one time... and this one time... and these are bad guys we're torturing so, really, torture is okay if the bad guys are really bad and whatnot..." Still, I tend to ignore that aspect of the show and let myself get caught up in the convoluted and slightly daffy storylines instead.
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because I can sort of understand that- but because a grown man cried for his dog. What the fuck?
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The one downfall of The World's Fastest Indian is that there is no "most tasteless fisting scene since William Freidkin's Cruising".That is a shame.
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....it was nice. Bush could barely fit his pinky in there.
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maybe I should? I've heard it's absolute garbage though, and pacino gives a career worst performance-
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That's exactly the kind of argument I have to put to the rabid drooling fanatics who calim TDK is the greatest movie ever made, but can't have a rational conversation about WHY they think so. To me, TDK was great in many ways - it felt a lot like dropping the best incarnation of the Joker EVER, smack bang into the middle of Michael Mann's HEAT, and adding the world's dullest Batman as an after thought. It's a magnificent movie on many levels - yet The Dark Kinght is the most boring and uninspiring thing in THE DARK KNIGHT. Bale's dour, over-serious schtick is easily the most over-used bag of tricks since Jim Carrey's gurning or Vin Diesel's frowny growling anti-hero, and every time Batman appeared my heart sank. Were it not for Heath Ledger, that movie'd be average at best. And as for Gary Oldman and Aaron Eckhart - both amazing actors in most other stuff they've done, but exactly why are they so lauded in TDK again?
Time for a reappraisal of that movie, methinks. But not today. I'm already bored with the Hulk argument (and for the record, I thoroughly enjoyed new Hulk - especialy the chase through the favelas, the best part of the movie - and thought the Lee Hulk wasjust ridiculous. It's insanity peaked at the point where a scene that the movie-maker's obviously thought was the pinnacle of the Greek tragedy that they were making, was actually an old grizzled dude and his confused, ineffectual son literally growling at each other, both whilst restrained in chairs facing each other. The dumbest fucking scene I've ever seen in a superhero movie, even counting the first SPIDER-MAN.) -
...I enjoyed. Hopkins is at a point of his life where he is going insane before our very eyes. Anyone here see the film he directed last year-- Slipstream? I've seen parts of it and its fucking insane. It makes Tony Scott look like Jim Jarmusch. http://tinyurl.com/ay8nug
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All he ever plays are miserable people or nutjobs. Or people pretending not to be either of the two, but who are revealed to be so by the end of the movie.
Let's see him play the Swayze role in a TO WONG FOO remake, or the lead role in a movie like OVERBOARD, then I'll believe he's the Second Coming of great actors. To me, though, he's just a very intense guy who plays very intense characters. Why the fuck is that acting?
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I need to get round to watching that. Anthony Hopkins goes batshit insane in Shakespeare drama, and eats a relative in a pie (or something)...
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Jan 21, 2009 10:15:29 AM CST
miserable people or nutjobs = easy acting gig
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Fast way to get critical acclaim. He knows what he's doing.
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and then comment, but I had to stop at the part where everyone is wishing me a happy 40th birthday. What? I'm 29, and turning 30 later in April. Don't age me 10 years yet. I think maybe it was Frankie's birthday? I don't recall now.
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As a film, it's not likely to blow too many socks off - just a nice story about a determined old guy whose last wish is to ride his rusty old motorbike as fast as he can - but it's a really good performance by Hopkins. If you like him, the film is worth a look.He's good in Titus, too, which is also recommended. It's classy, and also violent as fuck.
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or something like that. Everyone started saying "Holy shit, Jonah's 40?!" hehehehe.
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I was answering Jarv. I meant I hit 40 movies for the year. Yea, it's sad.
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Sounds like an excellent start to the year. This tuber, for one, is extremely envious. Must start catching up...
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I'm not 40, though. Fuck that. I'm 36, which is nowehere NEAR 40.Ah, shit, who am I kidding? I'm old as fuck.
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were you the one who recommended The Boogens the other day? I found a copy of it the other day, and come Friday I'm doing a triple feature of it with Night of the Creeps and Razorback with some horror buddies of mine. I watched the trailer on youtube and instantly needed to see it.
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and sorry about supposing you were 40. I didnt consider initially it had anything to do with my post, and thought it was just confusion over a birthday(which I recall you mentioning).
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in a few brief paragraphs, the gist of what's going on in this TB? I love the conspiracy stuff, but I don't have enough time right now to read and attempt comprehension of Media Messiah's posts.
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dry. Happy Birthday again ya cunt.
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Nope, not me, though I recall reading the post myself. NIGHT OF THE CREEPS is all kinds of fun though, and I keep meaning to get round to watching RAZORBACK - it's on my Russell Mulcahy list. Unfortunately, so is RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION. Ah, well.
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OLD AS FUCK IS 36.
Well, Franklin up there is as old as fuck. I'm old as fuck. And I'm also 36.
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babblerouser -- serious question.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD Jan 21st, 2009
10:10:27 AM
assume you are straight, right? Have you ever experimented with another man? I'm taking an anonymous poll for college.And then Frankie follows up with the "concerned parent" shit again. Priceless. -
Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead might well turn out to be the best film ever made (especially in the zombie chicken/musical genre).
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I could sum up this TB, but I'm in danger of failing my SANITY roll if I do so. There is senselessness in here of Lovecraftian proportions.
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Happy Birthday.
Are you as Old As Fuck? -
I get all of the moral outrage and insipid ignorance, but none of the asses to wipe.Works out pretty well for me.
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Officially, old as fuck, and yet my excitement over the impending arrival of Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead is currently on a par with the annoying, fidgety impatience experienced by an 8 year old waiting for Christmas.How can I be so old and yet so thoroughly immature?
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i've come to puke with you again
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not possible. MM is insane, Conspiracies, especially those that relate to numerology are horseshit, Arguing over the hulk is passe, Hard Rock Zombies and other schlocky gems are gold, Frank is an old cunt
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and without my brain melting,
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How goes it? Still smiting shitheels and infidels, I trust?
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that i am my friend. Also changing poopy baby Chang diapers. I have swaddled her in blankets made from the hairs of burts mustache. Hope you are well my friend
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I've just pulled Frank's concerned parent bit with this: "I'm deeply worried about babblerouser's bestial urges. I feel he is displaying a quite unwarranted degree of interest in Bush's dead dog, an interest, that is arguably bordering on the erotic. I was unaware that AICN condoned such foul and perverted practices as necrobestiality, and although I'm all for live and let live I feel that the line must be drawn somewhere." That should get him going.
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watching too much crap and fighting with ennui.
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Danny's just accused me of being a bigot. Hmph. I'm really offended.
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That was quite well written pomposity. I'm quite pleased with it.
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oh well. In for a penny.
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It took me a minute to realize Danny having a go at Jarv for giggles.I can't believe Coughlins and Blue Demon are back. I knew I sensed a disturbance but could never have imagined just how grave.
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Glad to hear the little changian is doing well. Burt's stache also is good for a bouncy seat when your little changian gets a bit older.
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You filthy genius.
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(Educated in the finest) "Education system in the world, The English Public School system, and no, that does not mean state schools, you ignorant peasant, I was roundly homoerotically tortured and I have to say the experience left me scarred and with a lasting distrust of strange boys holding bags of sweets. It also left me with no doubt whatsoever, that men’s genitals are not of the slightest interest to me, and yet always strangely aroused when viewing contact sports such as rugger.
I fail to see what relevance this could possibly have to my views."
Phew. Wasn't just me then...
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Apparently I am a cunt-slave, as are many on these TBs.
Were it not for the Inauguration talkback, I might not have leanred so much about myself. Mainly sexually.
To think, my entire life's sexual mores, philosophy and orientations are being shaken from the very foundations by, of all people, Lost Jarv and DannyGloversDickBlood.
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I hit refresh and all of the background went away and AICN looks weird as fuck.
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Okay, that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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You just have to make sure you flush several times, make sure you've wiped every inch of the seat (better still, leave it UP) and make sure you can either move your feet through 180 degrees or stand backwards in your shoes...
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About Outlander coming out this week?
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I think that guy making horrific sounds is actually a skull and bones dude. I'm sure Media Messiah can verify that information for you, as he's probably a turd burglar.
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Who directed Outlander...also help write Underworld 3? What are they playing as a double feature? Doesn't look like its playing near me damnit.
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The Razzie nominations are in!! Not only is his film IN THE NAME OF THE KING nominated for WORST FILM OF THE YEAR, but he will be the proud recipient of THE LIFETIME UNDERACHIEVEMENT AWARD. They are calling him Germany's answer to Ed Wood!
A Razzie's official said that Boll is like their Meryl Streep, as long as he keeps makin' em, he'll keep on winnin' em!
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YES! I was so excited about this movie eight months ago I gotta post a new news item about it today!
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Fred missing out on all day time chatting fun
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Jan 21, 2009 8:44:55 PM CST
Xiphos - Of course Fred wants Steelers to win
by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar
But also hopes for a great game. Larry Fitzgerald is an alum of Pitt. Fred graduated from Pitt as well.
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I think for once the Superbowl will actually be good and not a stuporbowl like it usually is. This years edition might be entertaining. It has two intersting teams with different histories but similar philosophies, a cool story line with all the shared coaches and players. Should be fun, I'll take the Cards by 6.Did Fitz graduate from Pitt? I thought he took a powder sophmore year, did he go back and finish?
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Jan 22, 2009 12:03:57 AM CST
YOU COC'ERS SHOULD CHARGE FOR READING YOUR TALKBACKS
by bringingsexyback
They're the best entertainment value on the nets.
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How goes it. Glad you liked that spud. Some of my best work.
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I should have done right wing christian evangelical instead of pompous upper class tool damn it.
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All kinds of fun last night - apparently Danny now thinks this of me:
"Holy shit-- you used to be an evangelist? And now you're normal? Whoa.....thats dodging a fucking bullet. How does your family accept your homosexual lifestyle?" (Danny, yesterday)
So now I've gone from Pat Robertson to Graham Norton, all because I went from being an eager Christian evangelist back in the day to a reasoning, more private christian who admits that if he HAD to consider relations with another man, it'd possibly be that silver-haired studmuffin Jay Manuel from America's Next Top Model.
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Many stones are being thrown around in glass houses over on the Inauguration TB. it's fucking chaos over there. Fred needs to watch his back at all times over there.
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Is that quote by Robert Englund in 2001 MANIACS? That was some so-shit-it's-good fun.
God bless the Zone Horror channel in the UK. I've seen HELLRAISER II: HELLBOUND more in the last month than I have in the preceding ten years.
And SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER is great fun...
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