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Our First Clear Look At Props From The New TREK Movie!!

Published at:  Jan 08, 2009 10:53:58 AM CST


Merrick here...



Seems there's a display of props from the new TREK movie at CES in Vegas.

TrekMovie has some images of said props - be sure to click the Medical Tricorder to find a communicator & Uhura's comm station ear piece as well.



That Tricorder looks like a vibrator with a special attachment. I wouldn't know much about this, though - none of Merrick's Women have needed one.







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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:46:23 AM CST

    I am now authorized

    by baron karza

    To view this page

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:46:46 AM CST

    Me too.

    by henrydalton

    That was a bit weird...

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:47:31 AM CST

    Hardly considered Aint it Cool

    by mistergreen

    Looks like something I pulled out of my car.


    FIRST!!!!!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:47:36 AM CST

    And that tricorder looks like a lightsabre.

    by henrydalton

    Just sayin...

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:47:58 AM CST

    Or a fancy corkscrew

    by skimn

    for that fine Romulan ale.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:49:27 AM CST

    I feel better for being authorised

    by palimpsest

    It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:49:54 AM CST

    I AM NOW AUTHORIZED !!!

    by thecap

    I SEE ALL, KNOW ALL, AM ALL !BWHAH-HA-HA-HA ! That is all.P.S.: I think they mislabeled the prop. Looks like McCoy's medical *scanner*, the handheld sensor that feeds data to a medial tricorder or, if in sick-bay, the local wireless connection to the sickbay computers or diagnostic devices.Yeah, I'm an old Trek nerd. What's YOUR problem ?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:50:12 AM CST

    Ain't it Meh...

    by wiboomer1

  • Jan 08, 2009 10:50:48 AM CST

    DAMN IT

    by sluggolicious

    The Aint it Cool site screwed up and I had to reset my login info OR I'd have been first. Burn in hell QUINT!!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:51:52 AM CST

    The communicator

    by nuck81

    That thing is bigger than my past three cell phones. Doesn't even look like it has bluetooth, and how the hell you supposed to text on that thing?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:58:42 AM CST

    LOL Good one Merrick!

    by mrjonz72

  • Jan 08, 2009 10:58:52 AM CST

    I thought this movie was set in the future?

    by mode_7

    Those gizmos are fucking crap. I got better shit than that now, and I'm fucking poor.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:00:34 AM CST

    tricorder looks shit.

    by zom-bot.com

    part of the 'clear is cool' theme? do you really need to see inside the tricorder all the time? and to see 20th century wiring and sautering inside? really? aren't they a little past that? i bet those are the wires and actual motor that make that little ring spin when karl urban squeezes it predending to scan a body

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:02:17 AM CST

    omg..is that

    by zom-bot.com

    electrical tape wrapped around the motor and wires in there?
    holy shit that is hi tech right there.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:02:45 AM CST

    It's that 70's future...you know...the one with...

    by darth macchio

    ..the flying cars with the giant bubble cockpits? Robots who do hilarious antics cleaning up after those darned kids while wearing a maid outfit. This movie takes place not in our future but in the future world envisioned in the 70's. Bowls that pop up from hidden chambers in countertops. Ovens where you place a food "brick" in them, press a button and viola, out pops a fully cooked 4 course turkey dinner while the smiling Stepford Mom never gets a hair out of place.I'm going to stop now.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:03:52 AM CST

    I want that laptop.

    by gotilk

    So strangers larger than me will randomly beat me up.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:05:45 AM CST

    This movie might be ok

    by kwisatzhaderach

    if we cover our ears and close our eyes.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:16:07 AM CST

    Yeah, inflatable women generally don't need 'em

    by v'shael

  • Jan 08, 2009 11:16:22 AM CST

    We will need to hold our noses too...

    by bobjustbob

    ... or at least that's the feeling I get...

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:17:29 AM CST

    Darth Macchio

    by paul bucciarelli

    All of those images/concepts that you mentioned were popular in the 1950's. That's what they though we'd live like today. I've a hunch that you're pretty young. The 70's must seem like ancient history to you.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:22:57 AM CST

    also a future where you put clothes in

    by rben

    and they come out neatly folded and inside plastic wrap. kudos to Lost In Space!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:24:13 AM CST

    WATCHMEN Trailer Parody - METEORMAN

    by docbrowneye

    http://tinyurl.com/8c9sg7

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:25:32 AM CST

    Oh joy how geeky can we get? Christ buy a hooker.

    by evilwizardglick

    Look Kirks soiled undies. Quintos tissue use to remove makeup. The sock Pegg beat off in. Fuckin get laid and lose the geek shit you orange soda mothers basement living retards.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:29:41 AM CST

    Authorization is sweet.

    by kbass

    Looks like a mini-lightsaber.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:36:03 AM CST

    ST90210

    by huggerorange

    the trek looks like star trek 90210...why's everyone so young and preppy looking?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:36:12 AM CST

    New tricorder > salt shaker

    by floydjoy

    Just sayin'.

    Looks like they're combining the traditional Spock-like tricorder with the salt shaker Bones used to scan patients with. I like.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:36:29 AM CST

    Bones has a lightsaber

    by abominable snowcone

    that's what it is.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:38:20 AM CST

    no subject

    by huggerorange

    i meant this new startrek movie looks too dawson's creek-ish...wheres the picards and shatners?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:40:35 AM CST

    not a salt shaker-

    by zom-bot.com

    more like a pepper mill. or a moped shock with a tube replacing the spring. or a big syringe with a motor in it. i bet they thought that was clever- let's make bones's tricorder look like a big syringe...get it? cause he's a doctor? where's my check, i'm out!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:43:35 AM CST

    The Cap

    by pope flick

    has it nailed. That's the scanner to the unseen box.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:50:50 AM CST

    huggerorange

    by kwisatzhaderach

    It looks like Trek 90210 because it's made by idiots.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:03:00 PM CST

    Can you stick it up your arse?

    by brock landers baby

    Well??????

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:05:23 PM CST

    Scanner...

    by diverdan

    Looks like the scanner to me too but if so, it's much larger than TOS scanner. The original scanner fit inside the tricorder. Wonder if this will be a stand alone unit or sickbay unit as opposed to a field unit?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:07:05 PM CST

    Cool shit

    by wrecks

    All retroey and awesome. Haters will continue to spout bullshit after relaase, but inside they will feel the pain of wrong, wrong, wrong.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:07:09 PM CST

    Holy Fuck

    by fuck.wit

    Damn Merrick, if you think that looks like a vibrator I'd hate to think what you shove up your ass when errrr playing :D

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:13:03 PM CST

    Kirk's communicator

    by deus x meshuga

    Looks a bit beefier than in TOS. Kinda like the transistor radio I got for my 6th birthday. Works for me! :D

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:13:04 PM CST

    Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Jedi Knight!

    by photoboy

    Bones must be popular with the ladies when it's time for their physicals...

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:16:53 PM CST

    merrick

    by drturing

    Yeah blow up dolls tend not to need vibrators. That shit was about as funny as The Love Guru. You're doing a lame post on a picture of a prop on a fucking star wars, why you have to act like a reatrded frat boy is beyond me.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:17:11 PM CST

    70's ancient?

    by darth macchio

    ...the 70's ancient to me? Heheh, I wish. And yes, I'm aware those spots were filmed in the 50's but I usually write a wall of text and didn't want to go to overboard on what was just a dumb joke.In terms of 70's being ancient...I saw Star Wars, before anybody called it Episode anything, in the theater under its first run and I still remember going. Of course, I probably was wearing Keds, had a belly full of sugary death, and carrying my house key on a chain around my neck but still...I remember!!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:21:15 PM CST

    And Christ on a Fucking Cracker!

    by wrecks

    Is anyone else sick of idiots saying 90210Trek in every single Trek talkback? Shut the Fuck Up!!! They are the exact correct age to play these charcters at that stage in thier life.

    Is the world supposed to completely ignore people in their 20s because you are an old jaded fuck who has completely lost your inner child? Get over it!

    I am an old fuck, but the kid in me is alive and strong. Deal.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:26:10 PM CST

    Dark Knight gets DGA nod

    by zeegloo

  • Jan 08, 2009 12:27:17 PM CST

    DGA nominees are...

    by pennsy

    Christopher Nolan, TDK; Gus Van Sant, Milk; Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire; David Fincher, Curious Case of Benjamin Button; Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:27:32 PM CST

    About these props...

    by pitchperfect

    The medical tricorder we see here is probably similar to the instrument scanner that Bones and Beverly Chrusher used to hold over thier patients to diagnose their symptoms. In the Next Generation they used the "salt shaker" prop and it sent information to a traditional looking tricorder box unit, that may be the case here or as in Bones case the information from the hand unit was sent to he monitor above the patients bed. I don't know what the fuss is about these items they look like they could be the instruments used in Kirks era and bare in mind the tech in Trek will have changed due to the time travel manipulations that have been suggested happen in this film.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:27:41 PM CST

    DAMMIT ZEEGLOO! Beat me by 7 seconds!

    by pennsy

  • Jan 08, 2009 12:27:52 PM CST

    no subject

    by huggerorange

    great..from the dudes that brought us transformers!!
    That movie had the dopey-est dialog, I really wanted to like it..the effects were great, action was ok. However, everytime someone's mouth opened, whacky(not funny) shit came out...and while every actor was trying to out-whacky the other, all you could do was cringe. Please fix that crap on part 2 cause star trek isnt giving me any faith!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:28:03 PM CST

    I'm not a jaded old fuck

    by mr. zeddemore

    I'm 23... I just think people in their twenties are far less interesting than people who've lived a full life and are reflecting on it. Gravitas improves with age.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:30:27 PM CST

    Dammit Jim, it's a scanner, not a dildo

    by i dunno

    What journalist with any geek knowledge whatsoever would report that as being a tricorder? As was said before, it's obviously the salt shaker scanner thing, only now with improved sex toy goodness. But why does that earpiece look as huge and unreasonably bulky as the one in the original series? I don't care if it can read signals from across the galaxy. They'd make a separate relay device that you don't have to wear before they'd make a big ass thing like that and make you shove it into your ear. Fuck all that. I want to see what the guns look like.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:34:11 PM CST

    People who've lived a full life...

    by wrecks

    Can be boring as fuck, believe me. Far less adventurous and often times too beat down by life to continue to truly live. Character building is at an end and alot end up saying shit like 90210 trek because they didn't do any living at all.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:36:49 PM CST

    Can't we just release this fucking mess DTV already?

    by conspiracy

    Come on..we all know JJ and Co. Suck...they better thank the maker Hollywood believes the hype..cuz there isn't a damned bit of substance to anything they do. Lost is Lost...Cloverfield should have been DTV as well...Transformers was obviously written By Orci's illegitimate Alabama, ebonics speaking, love child, and this is just going down that road as well. BTW...Where are Zoe Saldana's tits? They've been mad selling this disaster on those babies in the trailer...might as well pop those beauties out and really get the hype going.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:40:17 PM CST

    Young People are Retarded

    by dioxholster

    all memorable story characters are old. old character areinteresting as hell. Old Man's War anyone??

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:42:36 PM CST

    God bless you J.J.

    by jodet

    And Godspeed. I want FRESH TREK.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:52:54 PM CST

    The whole thing looks overwrought

    by rickey henderson

    They're going for the sleek but retro feel, blah blah blah. Why are the wires visible in the medical tricorder? Should humankind have done away with dangling wires by the time the Enterprise has been created?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:56:04 PM CST

    WHAT A DUMB BATCH OF PROPS

    by arcadiands

    They re-design the tri-corder into a light sabre. They re-design the communiucator into an old Palm Tungsten 3 with leatherette cover. and then what do they do with the pineapple earplug device?
    "meh why change what works, amirite?"
    stupid stupid stupid.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:59:09 PM CST

    One other thing...

    by pitchperfect

    To some of you complaining about having more advanced looking tech in your own possession than what is on diplay here, just remember the production crew had to create a design that didn't jar too much with the original series, they had to toe a fine line between modernising everything and keeping some aspects of the 60's show. I think it's a pretty good attempt.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 12:59:58 PM CST

    TURNS OUT THATS NOT THE TRI-CORDER

    by arcadiands

    The tricorder on display is not the actual tri-corder itself. They've gone back to the original 'shoulder strap cassette recorder' device that Spock used to carry, and this is the 'wand' that connects to it.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:04:05 PM CST

    That's what some of us have been saying...

    by pitchperfect

    It's the scanner not the tricorder! Jeez!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:04:43 PM CST

    Black knee high GOGO boots...

    by darth macchio

    That's what I'm freakin waiting for natch! Hook us up JJ, you freakin self-important biscuit lovin kook! And who's playing the green dancing girl? My vote is for Emma Watson. She's 18 and already said she'd be willing to do the nude for her art. I love her! GOGO boots for legally aged Hermione!!!! Make it so!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:06:28 PM CST

    Young People vs. Old People

    by mattmanreturns

    Most interesting old people are interesting because of what they experienced in their youth.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:08:07 PM CST

    But when they were young....

    by terry1978

    they didn't appreciate what they were experiencing, ironically.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:08:52 PM CST

    I love how every story on this site has a sexual inuendo

    by somashine

    Because we all know the people that get the most are Star Trek loving nerds and Aint it Cool News reporters

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:12:18 PM CST

    So let's watch old people

    by wrecks

    Sitting around reflecting about all the cool shit they experienced when they were young... awesome.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:19:32 PM CST

    Darth Maccho

    by paul bucciarelli

    Hey! I think i was sitting next to you.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:19:40 PM CST

    wrecks...

    by huggerorange

    I did not realize every talk back about star trek had a 90210 comment in it, honestly. Its obviously what stands out the most and its also questionable; given how cringe worthy that demographic's dialog is written in TV and Film alot of times. No one really knows how good this movie will end up being until it has been seen. Hardly anything has worked in the star trek series; I'm doubtful on this one but maybe being a prequel and having young characters will work...We just need to talk a lil shit in here Wrecks, so live a little

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:20:36 PM CST

    Ageism!

    by pitchperfect

    and some "old" people are still experiencing cool shit because they refuse to listen and adhere to the bullshit that "society" expects of us when we get older. However some of you are lost already if you think "all" old people sit around and reflect about cool shit they did when they were younger.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:27:40 PM CST

    Wrecks

    by paul bucciarelli

    It is awesome. Try it sometime when you're not pulling your air out studying for your SATs.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:31:55 PM CST

    I meant

    by paul bucciarelli

    hair out. Sorry, I'm old and therefor what i have to say is irellevant. In all seriousness, I work with tons of young people and a good many of them are boring as fuck.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:33:02 PM CST

    Modern Tech

    by yomomma

    You can't fault them too much for making clunky looking tech that is less sleek than we have today. In reality, a communicator from the same age as intersteller travel would probably be the size of a grain of rice, contain all music ever written and would be injected directly into people's skulls with a big-ass needle. Or it would be a soppository. Heck, that'll probably be the design for the 4G iPhone.

    However, if the made the technology all realistic, then you'd have all the trek-geeks sobbing into their keyboards because JJ wasn't faithfull to the 60's show. Ohura's freaking giant bluetooth is still retarded though.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:36:20 PM CST

    Star Trek 902010

    by yomomma

    It's not so much that they're young, it's that they're all so pretty. We're talking the military here, you'd expect to see less Abercrombe and Fitch models and more nerdlingers and manly-women.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:45:50 PM CST

    Paul Bucciarelli

    by wrecks

    As I said, I'm an old fuck too. 40 as a matter of fact. So I can't even remmeber what an SAT is...lol. Sitting around reflecting about what you did in your youth is fine and can be enjoyable, but do I want to see that in a Science Fiction adventure??? Fuck no. TOS was about young people going out into the universe discovering what made humanity great. How is this different? They are few years younger, it's an origin story. @ huggeorange: It's not like Trek was ever well known for it's dialog. It's an adventure movie, not shakespeare.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:47:28 PM CST

    Not the military!

    by wrecks

    God, didn't anyone watch the show.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:50:20 PM CST

    Space Vibrator

    by kentucky colonel

    Energize Me!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 1:57:56 PM CST

    nope

    by cineninja

    I know the guys that built the med tric for this movie and that aint it. Somebody fucked up on that display

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:04:32 PM CST

    STINO!!!!!!

    by swivile bobble fizz fizz

    Star Trek In Name Only!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:04:47 PM CST

    STINO!!!!!!

    by swivile bobble fizz fizz

    spread the word

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:21:13 PM CST

    swivile bobble fizz fizz

    by cameron1975willi

    You know and I know, you'll be there on opening night and that this film, with this film-maker, is the best thing to happen since Wrath of Khan.

    Anybody who knows anything about design continuity can see that the tricorder on display is not a tricorder. Uhura's ear-piece is alomost identical to the original, and Kirk's communicator is an update due to the fact that cell phones are so popular now. Anyway, it's all looking great and lining up for this is gonna be the same buzz as lining up for Return of the Jedi in '83. I only wish I was seeingthis in the States.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:22:39 PM CST

    Merrick is over compensating for his lack of sexual ability

    by awepittance

    no one feels like saying 'me girls never needed a vibrator' unless they had something to hide or overcompensate for. Merrick what sexual ability department are you lackingin and trying to cover up for?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:24:52 PM CST

    "It's true, this man has no dick."

    by cameron1975willi

  • LOL, what? The communications earpiece is the only thing that looks like it fits with the original series. The Apple iStor comparison is apt. APT!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:31:03 PM CST

    Not the military?

    by yomomma

    I watched the show, but as I had a life, I didn't memorize the civil/military structure of a fictional future universe, sorry if I offended your uber-geek sensibilities. So they just hand out heavily armed space cruisers to groups of models and send them out to defend the Federation in large scale naval conflicts? In ships with military designations and crews orginized around military ranks? That sounds like a pretty sorry way to defend your people.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:33:08 PM CST

    Merrick and vibrators

    by yomomma

    Prostitutes just want to be paid, you don't have to please them.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:34:06 PM CST

    "That sounds like a pretty sorry way to defend your people"

    by cameron1975willi

    You voted for Bush, TWICE! Didn't you?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:37:17 PM CST

    "but as I had a life..."

    by wrecks

    Says the guy posting in a science fiction movie prop talkback.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:38:32 PM CST

    It isn't the age...it is the Orci/Flames on Optimus vibe

    by conspiracy

    I just KNOW..Spock is going to say.."My Bad" when he walks in on Kirk Boinking, that sassy, jive talking Uhura. Or Checkov will shout.."That Vessel is full of Win and Gold!". And lets not forget to mention Scotty getting his drunk on and pissing on something. That said it does REEK of "The O.C. in SPace". Youth is fine...but in no logical universe will you find a military/science vessel chocked full of such pretty, and similarly aged, people; it just makes no sense. Even Original Trek understood that organizations such as this are made up of all kinds of people..young..old...hot..not.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:38:38 PM CST

    umm...when I saw this.....

    by dallas1701d

    my first thought was that it was a Universal Translator.....

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:47:36 PM CST

    Age bullshit

    by wrecks

    Remember Trek the Motion Picture? Remeber the trainees? All of them young young young. It's pretty obvious from the trailer and the little bits that have leaked from the film that this crew are trainees, or fresh from the Academy as well... Cast is aged prefectly. Also, it takes place over 200 years into the future... the ugly gene has been bred out.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:48:55 PM CST

    Actually... in Khan as well

    by wrecks

    young young young trainess.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:50:45 PM CST

    You can view them screen testing

    by abominable snowcone

    the Tricorder prop in this video
    http://tinyurl.com/2xzdvd

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:52:57 PM CST

    AND!

    by wrecks

    Karl Urban: 36, Simon Peg: 38. perfect.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:54:35 PM CST

    What mean "expendable," Rambo?

    by abominable snowcone

    Well, let the guys from Star Trek show you:
    http://tinyurl.com/8yv4aq

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  • Jan 08, 2009 2:58:02 PM CST

    Chris Pine : 28

    by wrecks

    Zoe Saldana: 30, John Cho: 37, Zachary Quinto: 31. yeah 90210 right.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:02:13 PM CST

    WTF do you mean Starfleet wasn't the military?

    by i dunno

    That's almost as crazy as trying to say the Federation doesn't use money, which they obviously have, several times. There's very little in Star Trek that is consistent.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:02:42 PM CST

    The Starfleet Insignia on Kirk's Communicator?

    by leto iii

    Isn't that a bit too "meta"? As in, "Spaceballs: The Lunch Box" and "Spaceballs: The Flame-Thrower"?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:05:39 PM CST

    I dunno

    by wrecks

    I mean exactly what I said. It's not the military. Starfleets primary purpose was exploration. Weapons and combat training were purley for defense. This is stated over and over and over and over in every single series.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:14:43 PM CST

    Holy Shit

    by rat fink

    This is some pathetic news!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:15:41 PM CST

    Not Military?

    by darth macchio

    Then why have ranks beyond captain and 1st mate? I think the idea is something along the lines of a functional UN evolves into a "Federation" and yes any martial forces are mostly peacekeepers but when cornered, Picard would bust some of that Excalibur/Dune asskicking on YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he was always a pussy in the Trek shit, he's a freakin warrior badass in both Excalibur and Dune! Plus he plays the god damn baliset! What did Picard play? A fucking ocarina? A god damn picolo? Triangle with drop D tuning? I mean. Shit! Asswipe TNG writers.)

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:15:55 PM CST

    And it's Earth that doesn't use money

    by wrecks

    Not the federation. Of course there are a monetary systems that have to be contended with when they deal with other planets. Christ I know too much about Star Trek.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:26:21 PM CST

    Ever play the Star Trek Racism game?

    by darth macchio

    It's easy and fun at parties and small social gatherings!Just match any alien species with modern races on Earth based on any generalized traits/symbolism and let the fun begin!!!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:27:48 PM CST

    Which one is Prop #8?

    by thebearovingian

    I just had to. But it's 2009! Surely that vicious argument won't once again be resurrected?! It's in the past! Obama will be prez in 2 weeks! The world is saved! Hardeeharhar. w00t w00t

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:29:48 PM CST

    Darth....Great Game!

    by conspiracy

    I take a shot every time them mention those rascally Chin....er, I mean Romulans

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:43:53 PM CST

    Darth Maccho

    by paul bucciarelli

    And let's not forget the chosen people: The Bajorans.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 3:50:18 PM CST

    Props

    by mos6507

    They can't even name the props right? EPIC FAIL!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 4:11:04 PM CST

    They have cool keychains in the 23rd Century

    by arcangel2020

    Ooooo!!
    Ahhhhhh!!
    Meh...not really!
    So THIS is a "Prop" from the new Star Trek Movie? It's nothing spectacular or makes me go "Wow!! Cool!! I gotta see THIS movie!!"
    I mean, come ON! Show us something really cool...like costumes, weapons, some of the actual sets the movie was filmed on?
    This looks like one of those key chanin laser pointer things

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  • Jan 08, 2009 4:25:32 PM CST

    Dubay and ST military

    by yomomma

    I voted against Bush both times.
    A: What does Dubya have to do with defending your home world from militant aliens?
    B: Bush was obviously a pretty sorry way of defending OUR people.
    If you lived in a galaxy full of pissed off Romulans, Klingons and Borg, would you want your only defense to by a few "exploration" ships with crews of GAP models who wind up letting the Earth get imperiled over and over because the officers are busy "exploring" green bitches? This is why I've always hated Star Trek: you have what is obviously a navy of heavily armed starships, crewed by people with military ranks who nearly weekly are involved in firefights and fleet actions, discipline is by court-martial, training is at acadamies, they wear uniforms and get medals... but they're not the military, because there's no military in the nice utopian future? SHIT MAKES NO SENSE! Walks like a navy, quacks like a navy, it's a freakin' NAVY!

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  • Jan 08, 2009 4:35:15 PM CST

    no subject

    by huggerorange

    Why do people use the its not like its shakespeare to excuse terrible writing all the time? To begin with, there is nothing out there like shakespeare, to say "its not like its shakespeare" is a redundant comment in itself. Secondly, there is no reason to be conformative with a steaming pile of written works, whether its star trek or not.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 4:48:27 PM CST

    Your father...

    by redd

    wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it; he feared you'd follow ol' Kirk on some damn fool idealistic crusade, like your father did.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 5:02:09 PM CST

    And Christ on a Fucking Cracker!

    by boborci

    Totally agree with you, especially when calling it "Melrose Space" is more clever.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 5:07:32 PM CST

    yommomma

    by paul bucciarelli

    Whoever said that it wasn't the military?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 5:38:51 PM CST

    Wrecks was picking Trekker nits

    by yomomma

  • Jan 08, 2009 5:42:03 PM CST

    Uhura to Kirk:

    by br1947

    "Is that a tricorder?""uh... yea"

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  • Jan 08, 2009 6:02:45 PM CST

    Not a nit

    by wrecks

    To fans of the series, it's a pretty basic fact.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 6:07:09 PM CST

    Merrick - have you ever actually seen a vibrator in real life?

    by gruntybear

    'Cuz that tricorder don't look nuthin' like any vibrating pleasure-dong I've ever seen. More appropriately, it actually looks like the starter kit for those make-your-own lightsabers that they used to carry at the Disney parks.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 6:25:09 PM CST

    John Cho is 37?

    by countryboy

    That's really surprising.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 6:58:54 PM CST

    HEY BOB ORCI

    by bringingsexyback

    How goes it. *Fist bump*

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  • Jan 08, 2009 7:33:27 PM CST

    If Starfleet isn't the military

    by i dunno

    are you contending that the Federation has no military?

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  • Jan 08, 2009 8:09:07 PM CST

    this goddamned movie

    by star hump

    Makes Superman Returns look like Laurence of Arabia

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  • Jan 08, 2009 8:13:58 PM CST

    John Cho 37

    by antonphd

    30s are the new 20s. 20s are the new teens. Teens are the new toddlers. Toddlers are all kids with autism or adhd.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 10:58:36 PM CST

    Don't wanna look...don't wanna see them...

    by token

    UNTIL I'M SITTING IN THE MOVIE THEATER!!!

    Y'know, I'm as excited as anybody about this new movie...maybe not quite as excited as I was by every new Star Trek episode on TV back in the 60's [yeah, I'm an old fart]....but pretty darn close. So why would I or anybody want to see all this spoilerish shit? It's gotten so that I don't want to see movie trailers any more, because too much of the good stuff is given away before the movie every hits the screen. I am going to see this movie, and there is _nothing_ that any ad agency, movie studio or Harry Knowles that is going to make that outcome more likely. so there!

    I just don't get the current enthusiasm for spoilers and obsessive questing for details before the movie comes out.

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  • Jan 08, 2009 11:28:20 PM CST

    no subject

    by supermans

    So this is uhuras vibrator?


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  • Jan 09, 2009 12:36:35 AM CST

    Looks like...

    by motoko kusanagi

    ...I can replace that with the tentacle, right Mr. Franklin T. Marmoset?

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  • Jan 09, 2009 3:55:15 AM CST

    That Tri-Corder...

    by my liege

    ...looks more like a Sonic Screwdriver to me.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 5:29:27 AM CST

    It's funny how cheap and flimsy the props

    by dingbatty

    from the original series and Next Gen look when you see them up close at the Sciffy Museum at the EMP in Seattle. Especially the Next Gen stuff -- some of them have what looks to be colored construction paper glued to them. Oh! the magic of blurry late 80's early 90's TV screens.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 7:30:40 AM CST

    YES, Starfleet IS the military

    by deancubed

    For one thing, when shapeshifters were going to invade Earth in DS9, Sisko was --|this|-- close to letting Starfleet take over the Federation presidency, and turning Earth into a military dictatorship. It was stated a billion times in those 2 episodes alone that Starfleet was the Earth military.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 7:45:53 AM CST

    Dingbatty

    by paul bucciarelli

    I thought the same thing when I saw a TNG exhibit at the local science center years ago. In the pre-HD days the camera was pretty forgiving. Nowadays things have to have a much more finished quality. Make-up artist's have had to adjust they way they work. Film sets have to be more detailed. I'll never forget how shitty I thought the Alien costume looked when I saw them at the 1980 Worldcon. One of the reasons that I was so blown away by my first trip to Disneyland was the the amount of detail that went into the exhibits. The Jungle Cruise temple for example looks absolutely like it's carved from stone instead of fiberglass or whatever they used. Before HD, you wouldn't have to take the finish that far for a movie. I'm surprised that more actors don't balk at green screens as they usually prefer to work in a real environment. On the TV adaptation of August Wilson's The Piano Lesson we had to have the house set finished ahead of the shooting schedule just so that the actors could rehearse on the set and get the feel of the thing.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 7:54:48 AM CST

    That's not big enough

    by abominable snowcone

    to be Uhura's pleasure dong

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  • Jan 09, 2009 9:02:20 AM CST

    McCoy's Vibrator

    by geekgasm

    DeForest Kelly is buzzing in his grave.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 9:47:47 AM CST

    Kirk uses the Tricorder as a vibrator during his...

    by leafar the lost

    ...sex scene with Uhuru. I can't wait to see, and hear, her squeal.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 10:33:04 AM CST

    It's a hand-held exotic drink mixer

    by abominable snowcone

    bend over, Spock--it is only logical

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  • Jan 09, 2009 12:17:03 PM CST

    Surprised no one mentioned...

    by darth macchio

    ULTRAMAN!!!! It's the Beta Capsule you dolts! God Damn Kirk is gonna show up and march right up to Shitzor and look him in each eye (one at a time) and then shoot his arm staight up holding the Beta Capsule and shout ULTRAMAN!!! And then ULTRAMAN-Shattner will proceed to beat the shit out of Eric Bana and Nick Nolte. Why Nick Nolte? Cause that dude is fucking KAH-RAY-ZEE! Natch!

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  • Jan 09, 2009 12:19:29 PM CST

    And there are vibrators that look like that...

    by darth macchio

    ..they're just not the kind that "insert" if you catch my drift.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 12:56:21 PM CST

    Don't they have like

    by abominable snowcone

    Uhura's thong or something more sexy than the Star Trek equivalent of a 2nd grader's back-to-school pencil kit?

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  • Jan 09, 2009 1:16:57 PM CST

    Wrecks, name ONE time that it was stated

    by i dunno

    that Starfleet is not the military. I dare you. The closest thing is in Trek 4 where Kirk tells the shrill whale girl that he's not with the military. But he was referring to the American 20th century military. In Trek 2, Kirk's pussy son was whining that "scientists have always been pawns of the military" and he was whining about Chekov in his science vessel, the Reliant. Roddenberry might have wanted there to be no military or no conflict at all in the first season of the next generation but that lame ass idea was thrown out the window.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 4:05:15 PM CST

    Tricorder??? Looks like a LIGHT SABER!

    by kikstad

    I think J.J. Abrams might be mixing franchises here!

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  • Jan 09, 2009 4:07:21 PM CST

    Scanners used to be modified Salt Shakers

    by kikstad

    The official tricorders should still be cool looking "man purses." Um, wait...you know what I meant.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 4:09:55 PM CST

    Wow

    by smashing

    How amazingly awesome.

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  • Jan 09, 2009 4:12:51 PM CST

    "Uhura's Communications Unit"

    by kikstad

    Now THAT looks like...okay I'll stop.

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  • Jan 10, 2009 1:13:17 AM CST

    Ahh, it looks like a sonic screwdriver.

    by annoyyou

    And it's complete: my Doctor Who fannishness now eclipses all others.

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  • Jan 10, 2009 9:42:40 AM CST

    McCoy's original instruments were made of cake decorators!

    by catbarf the 12th

    like, to apply frosting with. True story. I don't think a vibrator would have got through the censors anyway.

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  • Jan 11, 2009 4:51:52 AM CST

    catbarf

    by cineninja

    No, they were salt and pepper shakers....very art deco...and they still pop up on ebay now and then. They were not cake decorators.
    true story
    ironically teh new 'tricorder' (which is mislabeled...it is actually a scanner) is a commercially available pepper mill.
    yup
    I think they are trying too hard to be clever by finding 'modern' salt shakers to replace McCoys 60's salt shakers. This piece is in fact available commercially and is an honest to God pepper mill.
    I know the guys that built the med trics and that aint it.

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  • Jan 11, 2009 8:06:05 AM CST

    OK, c-ninja, but at least one source says...

    by catbarf the 12th

    That at least a nozzle or two was from a frosting applicator. Sorry I don't have the book anymore and forgot the title. They were probably gluing a few things together along the way, so there's room for a few odds and ends, eh?

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  • Jan 11, 2009 8:09:46 AM CST

    Hrm, maybe that was some other prop

    by catbarf the 12th

    but dangit, there's a frosting nozzle in there someplace, or somebody gave me a bad report. Pictures were used as an example though, and it seemed reasonable to me. Maybe the things I'm remembering belonged to the rarely seen ship's dentist. Or maybe my mind is going the way of "Deadly Years" Kirk already.

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