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Harry Knowles is in PUSH!
Hey folks, Harry here... Ok... so it isn't exactly true... I'm not in PUSH the movie, but PUSH the comic promotional tie-in and the folks associated felt it was only right that we premiere the first image of Harry Knowles in this DC Movie Tie-In! This will appear in issue #5 and apparently it isn't really me, but a disguise that a shape shifter takes to be... you know... inconspicuous. Cuz I know I never draw attention anywhere I go. They did ask permission and I gave them no guidelines... but from the below image, which you can click to have in ENORMOUS ACTUAL HARRY SIZE - you'll notice I'm wearing that hat from THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. I would like to note... I do not own a Gay Biker Hat. I also have no extra chromey chains. I'm sure the shapeshifter will regret being stuck in the Harry form and will get his ass handed to him, unless the key is some sort of movie knowledge quiz. I'm not entirely sure when this issue hits stands, the @$$HOLE$ probably know, I just know that PUSH hits on February 6th...
Here's HARRY...
Readers Talkback
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It has to be, its the only reason for that expression !
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Are you happy now, Fag?
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....which is kind of sad.
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How long did that take you?...
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I wanna see sexy Knowles in a TIGHT-ass'd, spandex super-hero costume. Intricate definition of buttcrack required!
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We could be related lol.i have the red hair and red goatee. stop the ginger hate
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Lordy.
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you look so 2d on that picture
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Since this article is all about you - could the people that care please get an update from you on yer health, weight loss, etc? Ya still excercising regularly? Are there prospects for staying out of the chair for good? <p> Congrats on the comic and all but come on - what's the latest on you?
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...that came up with this one?
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You know this movie looks pretty cool. It reminds me of Scanners, only without the awesome head explosion.
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besides large red headed gay policemen.
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shouldn't that be enough? I know I'LL be there opening night with my dick out...
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They had a Godzilla parody with a monster named "Maninsuit" and a character who looked suspiciously like you yelled "Maninsuit! Maninsuit!"<br>
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People with superpowers join forces to save the world. It's basically The JLA, but with new characters we've never heard of.
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People with superpowers join forces to save the world. It's basically The Avengers, but with new characters we've never heard of.
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We all know you had the big boy surgery, when you gonna post some pics of the new, slimmer, streamlined you? I always get a kick outta seeing how much people change after the weight drop.
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Jan. 6, 2009, 5:43 a.m. CST
So Harry DOESN'T have a circa 79 Village People Biker's cap ...
by HenryVIII
... but he appears to be delighted in providing us with a lifesize picture of himself wearing one. Sump'n you want to confess there, princess? ;)
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Jan. 6, 2009, 6:06 a.m. CST
Looks Like the Expression the "Indian" from Body Double
by kevinwillis.net
Always had on his face. After Harry's Halloween costume, can it be a coincidence?<Br><br>Nice gay biker hat, Harry.
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Jan. 6, 2009, 6:31 a.m. CST
Nah, looks like the expression of the 'Old chief Woodn'head' Ind
by abiggerboat
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I'd be proud
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Of X-men and Heroes so far from trailer. I will see it anyway of course but still....
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..."Robot Chicken" and "Celebrity Deathmatch". :)
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you arrogant twat! no one under 20 or over 32 that doesn't care about comics and geek film even knows who you are. you get attention because you live in those circles.
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just playful. i'm just sayin', keep it in check, doughboy.
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Nice to temper your words there. But that's not why I'm replying. "No one under 20 or over 32 that doesn't care about comics and geek film"??? OK, I know my own age, and am still trying to figure it out: DO I FIT INTO THIS #%$#@ING CATEGORY OR NOT? (Care to narrow down precisely what demographic you're talking about?)
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It's a rip-off of FIRESTARTER. George C. Scott and hippie taking his own eyes out FTW!
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its a sad day when harry himself beats you to being "first" on a talkback xD
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Bill Paxton's fat assistant in Titanic.
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when I saw this.
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...not just the superficial stuff..
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pretty sure he was suggesting he draws attention for being a giant ginger beardy man, not for being a recognisable celebtrity.
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That's very cool, Harry! Your comics debut, via film, and you're rendered in the form The Village People's bass player. Or maybe an extra in "8MM" or "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome."<p> Either way, right on man!<p> I wish a graphic artist would render me as half-alien mutant. That'd be fun.
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I'm not even convinced that's an insult entirely, but of course I mean no disrespect, I have mad bro-love for Harry. It's just what I thought of. It looks like he has a scent for Beef 'N Cheese Nachos.
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is the first step towards achieving TRUE GEEKDOM. Nicely done.
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First off, bagging the first in this TB was just wrong somehow. Put a bitch in a comic book and he just starts to violate on GP. AND second, if the film sucks, will you still say so now that they own you??? Way to become The Man, Knowles. Guess you better get busy keeping Us all down.
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Crap! that is cool
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My kids watch Duck Dodgers, and I nearly lost my shit when huge Harry Knowles screamed "Maninsuit! Maninsuit! Maninsuit!" when the monster attacked the city. My kids had no idea what I was laughing at. Funny episode, though.
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I'm sure Harry also attracts attention everywhere he goes on account of being the size of Rhode Island and having seriously neckbeard issues, so there's that.
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DIBS!
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Harry had an actual cameo in 'Monkeybone', yet he still ripped it a new one in his review.
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just need pointy teeth and long nails
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You asked, the quick-responding, yet low-participating low-totem backup @$$hole responds.<br><br> PUSH is a 6-issue mini-series published by DC under the Wildstorm imprint.<br><br> PUSH #1 - November 12, 2008<br> PUSH #2 - November 26, 2008<br> PUSH #3 - December 24, 2008<br> PUSH #4 - January 14, 2009<br> PUSH #5 - January 28, 2009<br><br> More Info: http://tinyurl.com/pushaicn PUSH #6 - February 26, 2009<br>
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People actually answered my question. I feel like I should make big sweaty man love to you all. But I'll leave that to Harry.
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...you are a LEGEND. :-D
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Jan. 6, 2009, 9:57 a.m. CST
Heh. Ol' Harry DOES look like somebody from the Village People.
by Blue_Demon
All together now! "YOU can't stop the music!"<p>Hey, I was young, the movie was on HBO a lot, shut up!
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So that round of turd, fat fucker is gonna be in a comic? Who the fuck cares?
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the threat of nose hair viewage<p> With just a slight change in lighting or angle people would be going *Oh man! Trim that shit!*
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"Who Knowles what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow Knowles".<br><br>Heh.
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the first post, that is. I laughed hard. Well played, Mon Capitan.
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The movie looks interesting, so I would like to have a talkback about it please.
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Weren't you in The Faculty also? For like a second in the teachers lounge?
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And his pic in in the depths of the AICN archives too. Trust Orcus on this
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I wanna be in a comic too. Who said people over 32 don't know Harry. I am ...ahem ...somewhat over 32 ...lol
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Harry, you're about as bad ass as the Pilsbury Doughboy. I do look forward to Ethan Suplee's version of you whenever Fanboys hits the screen. I'm assuming they had to pad him, no?
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It was the Marvel Team-Up where "Spidey meets the Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time Players" issue back in 1978.
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Jan. 6, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST
Guess they've bought Harry's (and AICN's) positive review
by IAmJack'sUserID
Pwesents are always good for the soul, are they not?
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Harry was being psychically controled by a Sony Tri-Star telepathic agent when he wrote that "Godzilla" review back in the day.
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like when sci-fi started hitting big, then there were a bunch of good sci-fi, then the second gen sci-fi started coming out and it was still okay, then we started getting third gen sci-fi. <br><br>this looks like a third gen 'superhero' movie.<br><br>how much thought went into the premise? what was the pitch? <BR><br>"People are born with super powers, now the government wants to make them into weapons, so they have to fight their way out!" <br>"HOLY SHIT, thats amazing original! lets throw millions to the special effects"<br>maybe we could take about a millon of that and hire a screen writer with a few original ideas? maybe?"<br>"nah, with the extra million we can get a couple of b-listers like chris "ive gotten zero superhero cred from my shitty F4 movies" evans, and dakota "I'm trying my best to not become Haley Joel Osment" fanning!"<br><br>christ, i sound like a stereo-typical assy talkbacker.
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The only thing that got me interested was the guy blocking bullets. The movie itself seems like Heroes and if they don't have some twist in it the plot will be very been there done that. Harry great first post.
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maybe that's part of what motivates him to keep this site going but just sayin'...
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Granted, it's not summer blockbuster good, but the f/x of the..."pushing" is pretty well done from what I saw in trailers.
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Push also = why was this made? Neil Jackson I'm sorry they cancelled Blade. You need to find a new agent.
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people with superpowers in Oz would be interesting, but they still would not be powerful enough to prevent getting assraped by Adebisi...
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http://tinyurl.com/9ffprl
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*makes note for BNAT XI*
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Wow they totally appealed to the geek demo by doing that! Now we have to see it! Seriously, fuck this movie.
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I thought your hair was darker and skin lighter than that.
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Or as Harry found, again, someone that looks like him and thought it was a reference to his big, fat ego? It happened before with the comic book guy, a character that appeared on the Simpsons before AICN existed, and yet, Harry created a post to say it is based only on him.
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Don't tell me you're not selling your registration list, Harry. I'm tracking. <P> Anyway, today I received notice about Jessica Alba giving good head, and I was wondering if AICN could run a story about it. <P> Also, please stop sending ads about enlarging my tool. Jessica Alba could take care of that for me.
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My assessment of the parallels between Heroes and just the PUSH trailer: http://tinyurl.com/7lgplm
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If you're gonna do the man, at least do him justice!
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would have been 'was it really necessary to draw the *liver spots*?'
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That's a facebook profile pic right there if ever i did see one!
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you win this TB
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seriously, nice bit of shading done there.
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Y..M...C..A
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