Harry Knowles is in PUSH!
Hey folks, Harry here... Ok... so it isn't exactly true... I'm not in PUSH the movie, but PUSH the comic promotional tie-in and the folks associated felt it was only right that we premiere the first image of Harry Knowles in this DC Movie Tie-In! This will appear in issue #5 and apparently it isn't really me, but a disguise that a shape shifter takes to be... you know... inconspicuous. Cuz I know I never draw attention anywhere I go. They did ask permission and I gave them no guidelines... but from the below image, which you can click to have in ENORMOUS ACTUAL HARRY SIZE - you'll notice I'm wearing that hat from THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. I would like to note... I do not own a Gay Biker Hat. I also have no extra chromey chains. I'm sure the shapeshifter will regret being stuck in the Harry form and will get his ass handed to him, unless the key is some sort of movie knowledge quiz. I'm not entirely sure when this issue hits stands, the @$$HOLE$ probably know, I just know that PUSH hits on February 6th...
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Jan. 6, 2009, 3:56 a.m. CST
Jan. 6, 2009, 3:58 a.m. CST
by barnaby jones
It has to be, its the only reason for that expression !
Jan. 6, 2009, 3:59 a.m. CST
Are you happy now, Fag?
Jan. 6, 2009, 3:59 a.m. CST
....which is kind of sad.
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:02 a.m. CST
How long did that take you?...
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:05 a.m. CST
I wanna see sexy Knowles in a TIGHT-ass'd, spandex super-hero costume. Intricate definition of buttcrack required!
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:09 a.m. CST
We could be related lol.i have the red hair and red goatee. stop the ginger hate
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:12 a.m. CST
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:14 a.m. CST
you look so 2d on that picture
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:21 a.m. CST
Since this article is all about you - could the people that care please get an update from you on yer health, weight loss, etc? Ya still excercising regularly? Are there prospects for staying out of the chair for good? <p> Congrats on the comic and all but come on - what's the latest on you?
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:26 a.m. CST
by wampa 1
...that came up with this one?
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:29 a.m. CST
You know this movie looks pretty cool. It reminds me of Scanners, only without the awesome head explosion.
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:32 a.m. CST
besides large red headed gay policemen.
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:43 a.m. CST
shouldn't that be enough? I know I'LL be there opening night with my dick out...
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:43 a.m. CST
They had a Godzilla parody with a monster named "Maninsuit" and a character who looked suspiciously like you yelled "Maninsuit! Maninsuit!"<br>
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:52 a.m. CST
by Mr. Zeddemore
People with superpowers join forces to save the world. It's basically The JLA, but with new characters we've never heard of.
Jan. 6, 2009, 5:05 a.m. CST
by Carl XVI Gustaf
People with superpowers join forces to save the world. It's basically The Avengers, but with new characters we've never heard of.
Jan. 6, 2009, 5:08 a.m. CST
by Toby Wan
We all know you had the big boy surgery, when you gonna post some pics of the new, slimmer, streamlined you? I always get a kick outta seeing how much people change after the weight drop.
Jan. 6, 2009, 5:43 a.m. CST
... but he appears to be delighted in providing us with a lifesize picture of himself wearing one. Sump'n you want to confess there, princess? ;)
Jan. 6, 2009, 6:06 a.m. CST
Always had on his face. After Harry's Halloween costume, can it be a coincidence?<Br><br>Nice gay biker hat, Harry.
Jan. 6, 2009, 6:31 a.m. CST
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Jan. 6, 2009, 6:33 a.m. CST
I'd be proud
Jan. 6, 2009, 6:41 a.m. CST
Of X-men and Heroes so far from trailer. I will see it anyway of course but still....
Jan. 6, 2009, 6:45 a.m. CST
by Anna Valerious
..."Robot Chicken" and "Celebrity Deathmatch". :)
Jan. 6, 2009, 6:46 a.m. CST
you arrogant twat! no one under 20 or over 32 that doesn't care about comics and geek film even knows who you are. you get attention because you live in those circles.
Jan. 6, 2009, 6:47 a.m. CST
just playful. i'm just sayin', keep it in check, doughboy.
Jan. 6, 2009, 6:55 a.m. CST
Nice to temper your words there. But that's not why I'm replying. "No one under 20 or over 32 that doesn't care about comics and geek film"??? OK, I know my own age, and am still trying to figure it out: DO I FIT INTO THIS #%$#@ING CATEGORY OR NOT? (Care to narrow down precisely what demographic you're talking about?)
Jan. 6, 2009, 7 a.m. CST
It's a rip-off of FIRESTARTER. George C. Scott and hippie taking his own eyes out FTW!
Jan. 6, 2009, 7:04 a.m. CST
by Seth Brundle
its a sad day when harry himself beats you to being "first" on a talkback xD
Jan. 6, 2009, 7:08 a.m. CST
by Nasty In The Pasty
Bill Paxton's fat assistant in Titanic.
Jan. 6, 2009, 7:16 a.m. CST
when I saw this.
Jan. 6, 2009, 7:16 a.m. CST
...not just the superficial stuff..
Jan. 6, 2009, 7:26 a.m. CST
by Fat and Curious
Jan. 6, 2009, 7:55 a.m. CST
pretty sure he was suggesting he draws attention for being a giant ginger beardy man, not for being a recognisable celebtrity.
Jan. 6, 2009, 8:09 a.m. CST
That's very cool, Harry! Your comics debut, via film, and you're rendered in the form The Village People's bass player. Or maybe an extra in "8MM" or "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome."<p> Either way, right on man!<p> I wish a graphic artist would render me as half-alien mutant. That'd be fun.
Jan. 6, 2009, 8:17 a.m. CST
I'm not even convinced that's an insult entirely, but of course I mean no disrespect, I have mad bro-love for Harry. It's just what I thought of. It looks like he has a scent for Beef 'N Cheese Nachos.
Jan. 6, 2009, 8:43 a.m. CST
is the first step towards achieving TRUE GEEKDOM. Nicely done.
Jan. 6, 2009, 8:44 a.m. CST
First off, bagging the first in this TB was just wrong somehow. Put a bitch in a comic book and he just starts to violate on GP. AND second, if the film sucks, will you still say so now that they own you??? Way to become The Man, Knowles. Guess you better get busy keeping Us all down.
Jan. 6, 2009, 8:48 a.m. CST
Crap! that is cool
Jan. 6, 2009, 8:50 a.m. CST
by vic twenty
My kids watch Duck Dodgers, and I nearly lost my shit when huge Harry Knowles screamed "Maninsuit! Maninsuit! Maninsuit!" when the monster attacked the city. My kids had no idea what I was laughing at. Funny episode, though.
Jan. 6, 2009, 9 a.m. CST
I'm sure Harry also attracts attention everywhere he goes on account of being the size of Rhode Island and having seriously neckbeard issues, so there's that.
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:19 a.m. CST
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:21 a.m. CST
by Kevin Bosch
Harry had an actual cameo in 'Monkeybone', yet he still ripped it a new one in his review.
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:23 a.m. CST
just need pointy teeth and long nails
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST
You asked, the quick-responding, yet low-participating low-totem backup @$$hole responds.<br><br> PUSH is a 6-issue mini-series published by DC under the Wildstorm imprint.<br><br> PUSH #1 - November 12, 2008<br> PUSH #2 - November 26, 2008<br> PUSH #3 - December 24, 2008<br> PUSH #4 - January 14, 2009<br> PUSH #5 - January 28, 2009<br><br> More Info: http://tinyurl.com/pushaicn PUSH #6 - February 26, 2009<br>
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:29 a.m. CST
People actually answered my question. I feel like I should make big sweaty man love to you all. But I'll leave that to Harry.
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST
...you are a LEGEND. :-D
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:57 a.m. CST
All together now! "YOU can't stop the music!"<p>Hey, I was young, the movie was on HBO a lot, shut up!
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:03 a.m. CST
by kenichi tanaka
So that round of turd, fat fucker is gonna be in a comic? Who the fuck cares?
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST
the threat of nose hair viewage<p> With just a slight change in lighting or angle people would be going *Oh man! Trim that shit!*
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:17 a.m. CST
"Who Knowles what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow Knowles".<br><br>Heh.
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:19 a.m. CST
the first post, that is. I laughed hard. Well played, Mon Capitan.
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:21 a.m. CST
by Leafar the Lost
The movie looks interesting, so I would like to have a talkback about it please.
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:22 a.m. CST
by Willyer Hero
Weren't you in The Faculty also? For like a second in the teachers lounge?
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:40 a.m. CST
And his pic in in the depths of the AICN archives too. Trust Orcus on this
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:45 a.m. CST
by Lain Of The Net
I wanna be in a comic too. Who said people over 32 don't know Harry. I am ...ahem ...somewhat over 32 ...lol
Jan. 6, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST
Harry, you're about as bad ass as the Pilsbury Doughboy. I do look forward to Ethan Suplee's version of you whenever Fanboys hits the screen. I'm assuming they had to pad him, no?
Jan. 6, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST
by Bill Clay
It was the Marvel Team-Up where "Spidey meets the Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time Players" issue back in 1978.
Jan. 6, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST
Pwesents are always good for the soul, are they not?
Jan. 6, 2009, 11:46 a.m. CST
Jan. 6, 2009, 11:51 a.m. CST
by The Reluctant Austinite
Harry was being psychically controled by a Sony Tri-Star telepathic agent when he wrote that "Godzilla" review back in the day.
Jan. 6, 2009, 12:21 p.m. CST
like when sci-fi started hitting big, then there were a bunch of good sci-fi, then the second gen sci-fi started coming out and it was still okay, then we started getting third gen sci-fi. <br><br>this looks like a third gen 'superhero' movie.<br><br>how much thought went into the premise? what was the pitch? <BR><br>"People are born with super powers, now the government wants to make them into weapons, so they have to fight their way out!" <br>"HOLY SHIT, thats amazing original! lets throw millions to the special effects"<br>maybe we could take about a millon of that and hire a screen writer with a few original ideas? maybe?"<br>"nah, with the extra million we can get a couple of b-listers like chris "ive gotten zero superhero cred from my shitty F4 movies" evans, and dakota "I'm trying my best to not become Haley Joel Osment" fanning!"<br><br>christ, i sound like a stereo-typical assy talkbacker.
Jan. 6, 2009, 12:26 p.m. CST
Jan. 6, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST
by andrew coleman
The only thing that got me interested was the guy blocking bullets. The movie itself seems like Heroes and if they don't have some twist in it the plot will be very been there done that. Harry great first post.
Jan. 6, 2009, 1:21 p.m. CST
maybe that's part of what motivates him to keep this site going but just sayin'...
Jan. 6, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST
Granted, it's not summer blockbuster good, but the f/x of the..."pushing" is pretty well done from what I saw in trailers.
Jan. 6, 2009, 1:44 p.m. CST
Push also = why was this made? Neil Jackson I'm sorry they cancelled Blade. You need to find a new agent.
Jan. 6, 2009, 2:01 p.m. CST
by the milf lover
people with superpowers in Oz would be interesting, but they still would not be powerful enough to prevent getting assraped by Adebisi...
Jan. 6, 2009, 3:01 p.m. CST
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Jan. 6, 2009, 3:33 p.m. CST
*makes note for BNAT XI*
Jan. 6, 2009, 3:37 p.m. CST
Wow they totally appealed to the geek demo by doing that! Now we have to see it! Seriously, fuck this movie.
Jan. 6, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST
I thought your hair was darker and skin lighter than that.
Jan. 6, 2009, 5:04 p.m. CST
Or as Harry found, again, someone that looks like him and thought it was a reference to his big, fat ego? It happened before with the comic book guy, a character that appeared on the Simpsons before AICN existed, and yet, Harry created a post to say it is based only on him.
Jan. 6, 2009, 5:14 p.m. CST
Don't tell me you're not selling your registration list, Harry. I'm tracking. <P> Anyway, today I received notice about Jessica Alba giving good head, and I was wondering if AICN could run a story about it. <P> Also, please stop sending ads about enlarging my tool. Jessica Alba could take care of that for me.
Jan. 6, 2009, 7:24 p.m. CST
My assessment of the parallels between Heroes and just the PUSH trailer: http://tinyurl.com/7lgplm
Jan. 6, 2009, 8:53 p.m. CST
If you're gonna do the man, at least do him justice!
Jan. 6, 2009, 9:01 p.m. CST
would have been 'was it really necessary to draw the *liver spots*?'
Jan. 7, 2009, 12:59 a.m. CST
That's a facebook profile pic right there if ever i did see one!
Jan. 7, 2009, 3:40 a.m. CST
by The Amazing G
you win this TB
Jan. 7, 2009, 11:05 a.m. CST
seriously, nice bit of shading done there.
Jan. 28, 2009, 11:01 a.m. CST
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