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WTF of the Day: Korean ROBOCOP Fried Chicken? Will Darren Aronofsky serve us a tub? OMG - Now With 100% More Robocop WTF!!!

Ok - Harry here again... You know how I was trying to make a stretch with a YOUTUBE video to Darren Aronofsky's upcoming ROBOCOP movie? Well... I'd say ROBOCOP following THE WRESTLER makes a shitload of sense...






Thanks Zax

Hey folks, Harry here... What the fuck? Ok - first off, I'll acknowledge, it is in fact a SLOW NEWS DAY. But this is Cool in a what the fuck kinda way. Plus it gives us all a chance to discuss having watched Darren Aronofsky's THE WRESTLER - how we feel he'll approach ROBOCOP. Aren't you kinda curious as hell what he'll do? I had a source on the inside state to me and the other AICNers that Darren's ROBOCOP will have balls, STEEL BALLS. And my instant cynical brain thought... "God, I hope not in a Joel Schumacher mid- to late 90s kinda way!" But I got what he meant, he meant this wasn't going to be a pussy version of ROBOCOP - my biggest curiousity about the film isn't so much the juvenile inquiries into whether it'll meet some expectant Gore quotient or Tits ratio, but rather... Will Darren put ROBOCOP in a more realistic, less openly black satire mode?

One of the myriad of reasons that the sequels didn't work was that 1) Paul Verhoeven didn't return - and 2) that kind of Black Satire is something that Paul Verhoeven does that it seems nobody else in the industry is really capable of. As is evidenced by the ROBOCOP and STARSHIP TROOPERS sequels. Sure, the writers sometimes wrote it - and the satire in theory was there, it just wasn't executed so well.

That said, I haven't seen a single bit of winking at the camera and the audience from DARREN ARONOFSKY. And honestly, I'm not sure I want to. Imagine if he drops the overt humor and goes serious with this story. Creating a Science Fiction HARD BOILED with Robocop as our Chow Yun Fat (no, not jumping with two guns through bird feathers). A film where he is created by a corporation or government to address the spiking concern of an increasingly violent impoverished inner city. OR would Robocop fall apart in that sort of serious environment. Does Robocop need this:






In order to be palatable? In the Japanese Anime universe - the "Ghost in the Shell" of cybernetic law enforcement has been done seriously with great success, but would that play domestically? I think it would and I think that's exactly what I'd like to see Darren Aronofsky do. To create a Robocop film that plays it all straight and creates a science fiction universe that he belongs and works in. Maybe Robocop isn't the first of his kind, maybe he's the only one that remembered who he was? Who knows. What do you want out of a new direction on ROBOCOP - and damn, I sure did get serious on a post that was supposed to be about a crazy Korean Fried Chicken Commercial with ROBOCOP in it. But... well, I take my ROBOCOP seriously and would love to see Darren do the same.

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by damagedinc
Jan 3rd, 2009
08:57:38 PM
This is a complete mindfuck really, isn't it?
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 3rd, 2009
08:57:51 PM
WTF Indeed
by grievenom
Jan 3rd, 2009
08:59:14 PM
I don't know...
by wampa 1
Jan 3rd, 2009
08:59:53 PM
The Japanese are beyond twisted
by DarthJedi
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:00:30 PM
No
by kuldan
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:01:51 PM
DarthJedi
by CountZero
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:04:21 PM
Please
by technotranceporter
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:07:44 PM
STOP FUCKING REMAKING MOVIES!!!
by DOGSOUP
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:09:46 PM
The Back to the Future 3 music...
by JediRob
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:12:07 PM
I'd eat that chicken every day.
by CENOBITE
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:13:10 PM
If he does this correctly...
by StrokerX
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:15:27 PM
I'd buy those chicken nuggets for a dollar!
by brock landers baby
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:16:06 PM
I think my internet is drunk
by kbarber29
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:16:26 PM
oh wow, the original robot chicken!
by steelerman
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:21:23 PM
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!
by Mike_D
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:21:56 PM
Sorry Harry but without the black satire it ain't Robocop....
by thecomedian
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:26:10 PM
Are all Paul Verhoeven's movies really satirical
by I Dunno
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:26:48 PM
Must be 'splodey, with gore past the eyeballs!!!!
by SoylentMean
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:28:24 PM
fuck that!
by Vern
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:33:04 PM
!Darren vs. Verhoeven!
by Saltoner
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:39:49 PM
I'D BUY THAT FOR A WON!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:42:48 PM
Robocop 2 was whack as shit...
by samuraiyao
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:43:31 PM
Robocop IS the last Cylon!
by all
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:45:51 PM
Robocop likes fried chicken and steals appliances
by blindambition238
Jan 3rd, 2009
09:57:41 PM
Robocop has chicken and cheats on Verhoven
by Johnno
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:16:24 PM
Harry, you are so goddamned right!
by Riley Martin
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:18:44 PM
That commercial s like The Ring meets Robocop meets
by slder78
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:19:22 PM
Robo's gonna get the shits eating that
by Ghostwood
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:22:26 PM
aronofsky is to filmmaking
by bluebalrog
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:22:53 PM
And I agree with Vern
by Ghostwood
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:29:50 PM
That Ad
by Order66
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:40:28 PM
And like I said Aronofsky HAS done this kinda satire...
by thecomedian
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:50:05 PM
dont care, All i want is the NUKE EM Boardgame
by fisheater
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:50:16 PM
BITCHES LEAVE!!
by CharyouTree
Jan 3rd, 2009
10:57:33 PM
I WANT my fucking phone call...
by Clarence Boddicker
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:02:09 PM
Jesus
by Shoegeezer
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:03:35 PM
@ Clarence Boddicker
by gusradio
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:05:21 PM
I like how "fry the chicken"...
by veebeeyes
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:05:49 PM
Okay so...
by keter
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:07:32 PM
Robocop 2 was good enough
by gmanca
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:11:02 PM
Anyway, Robocop should be satire.
by veebeeyes
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:13:20 PM
Houston
by Subovon
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:18:31 PM
And I thought the Korean Robocop was weird... check this...
by kbarber29
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:20:46 PM
DarthJedi
by codymr
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:25:02 PM
Robocop, in straight, or original satire flavor...
by Anti-fanboy
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:36:34 PM
So Mickey Rourke for Robocop then?
by deanbarry
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:42:44 PM
"it's always fascinating when a great director first tackles a g
by Anti-fanboy
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:49:35 PM
Like the way it stole from Dredd, it NEEDS the humor
by quantize
Jan 3rd, 2009
11:56:38 PM
Doing Robocop will help set him up for BATMAN sequels
by Demode
Jan 4th, 2009
12:15:33 AM
Man, asians are weird.
by otm shank
Jan 4th, 2009
12:17:47 AM
I'm not sure he can do mainstream
by Power_Girl
Jan 4th, 2009
12:20:48 AM
KORLEAN LOBOCOP
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 4th, 2009
12:21:15 AM
The only thing weirder than the actual commercial...
by Uncle Stan
Jan 4th, 2009
12:24:55 AM
You want weird? Twin Peaks Asian coffee commercials.
by Uncle Stan
Jan 4th, 2009
12:34:02 AM
It would have been dope if Clarence Boddicker came out of the TV
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Jan 4th, 2009
01:05:51 AM
The Back to the Future III soundtrack in the background...
by Baked
Jan 4th, 2009
01:10:27 AM
The best part of Robocop 2
by Baked
Jan 4th, 2009
01:12:12 AM
i'm with vern...
by bernard
Jan 4th, 2009
01:16:03 AM
BTTF III theme
by DocBosch
Jan 4th, 2009
01:20:11 AM
So Robocop CAN eat?!
by mediamole
Jan 4th, 2009
01:22:34 AM
So Robocop CAN eat?!
by mediamole
Jan 4th, 2009
01:23:33 AM
Remember when Robocop Chicken was funny?
by gotilk
Jan 4th, 2009
01:23:42 AM
Just as well Robocop got Sting outta that cage!
by mediamole
Jan 4th, 2009
01:26:59 AM
rassmguy
by Dollar Bird
Jan 4th, 2009
01:28:01 AM
You have to take it easy...
by L.H.Puttgrass
Jan 4th, 2009
01:45:12 AM
I don't think so Vern
by theplant
Jan 4th, 2009
02:18:03 AM
Clarence Boddicker
by milla jovovich
Jan 4th, 2009
02:38:00 AM
FYI that fried chicken commercial is in KOREAN
by porkinz the x-wing instructor
Jan 4th, 2009
02:40:25 AM
ROBOCOP Prequel?
by porkinz the x-wing instructor
Jan 4th, 2009
02:43:50 AM
"STARSHIP TROOPERS sequels"
by TheHumanBeingAndFish
Jan 4th, 2009
02:48:32 AM
No. Best part about RoboCop 2...
by TheHumanBeingAndFish
Jan 4th, 2009
02:51:35 AM
ARONOFSKY & Miller's RONIN
by Grinning White Skull
Jan 4th, 2009
03:09:07 AM
hehehe
by ChickenDelicious
Jan 4th, 2009
03:18:27 AM
My Robocop story...
by unit1421
Jan 4th, 2009
03:24:07 AM
If it's a sequel, I'm optimistic. If it's a remake, I'm not int
by Mr Nicholas
Jan 4th, 2009
03:31:47 AM
Did "Dick, you're fired!" work for you or...
by unit1421
Jan 4th, 2009
03:35:52 AM
Robocop is a goddamn masterpiece
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 4th, 2009
03:45:30 AM
I work for Dick Jooooones!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 4th, 2009
03:49:54 AM
Steel Balls? That anything like
by Its a LION
Jan 4th, 2009
04:43:13 AM
Directive 5: Stop raping my childhood
by Its a LION
Jan 4th, 2009
04:49:49 AM
Wrestling has been doing this for years.
by Orionsangels
Jan 4th, 2009
04:55:35 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Jan 4th, 2009
04:56:22 AM
omg robocop is real!
by Orionsangels
Jan 4th, 2009
05:01:46 AM
I don't remember Robocop being that shiney
by Orionsangels
Jan 4th, 2009
05:02:56 AM
ROBOCOP is one of the greatest films ever made
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 4th, 2009
05:37:53 AM
Robocop sans satire = stupid 80s action
by JoeSixPack
Jan 4th, 2009
05:40:02 AM
Hilarious
by Heckles
Jan 4th, 2009
05:45:49 AM
fucking lol @ that commercial
by The Amazing G
Jan 4th, 2009
06:12:52 AM
Well I guess you could go the Blackwater route.
by Kevin Holsinger
Jan 4th, 2009
06:15:52 AM
Weirder things in WCW
by UMAGA
Jan 4th, 2009
06:27:19 AM
Indeed that was a black satire scene worthy of.....
by connor187
Jan 4th, 2009
06:34:52 AM
Is it music from STRIPES, BTTF:3 or... SPIES LIKE US????
by YackBacker
Jan 4th, 2009
07:19:00 AM
ROBOCOP is one of the greatest films ever made...
by Orionsangels
Jan 4th, 2009
07:24:09 AM
Aronofsky earned a pass with me for the wrestler
by palewook
Jan 4th, 2009
07:30:30 AM
Robocop is crap
by theplant
Jan 4th, 2009
07:33:52 AM
I love me some Agronofsky, but is new material too much to ask f
by fireclown
Jan 4th, 2009
07:37:46 AM
Voerhoeven's ROBOCOP was a product of...
by Chishu_Ryu
Jan 4th, 2009
07:50:26 AM
Michael Ironside
by CharyouTree
Jan 4th, 2009
08:44:55 AM
As opposed to white sattire?
by SomaShine
Jan 4th, 2009
08:53:35 AM
Anyone else wonder wwhy this mom...
by SomaShine
Jan 4th, 2009
08:55:43 AM
I could see a serious Robocop working
by br1947
Jan 4th, 2009
09:10:52 AM
Aronosky isn't exactly known for his sense of humor.
by rbatty024
Jan 4th, 2009
09:43:44 AM
Robocop -Satire = Deathlok or Bionic Man
by genro
Jan 4th, 2009
09:53:59 AM
The original Robocop wouldn't bomb today
by Chewtoy
Jan 4th, 2009
09:59:23 AM
Robocop is Mary Shelley's FRANKENSTEIN
by cowboyone
Jan 4th, 2009
10:23:20 AM
Bring back Kurtwood Smith!!!
by Prometeo
Jan 4th, 2009
10:56:55 AM
Yeah Darren Aronofsky doesn't care about gore and tits...
by thecomedian
Jan 4th, 2009
10:57:23 AM
Just as in a well-done superhero movie . . .
by Royston Lodge
Jan 4th, 2009
11:01:11 AM
Oh, and another thing . . .
by Royston Lodge
Jan 4th, 2009
11:04:24 AM
Robocop Licks Vagina Tree, Does Space Yoga, Takes Self Too Serio
by LaserPants
Jan 4th, 2009
11:07:07 AM
Takes Self Too Seriously
by LaserPants
Jan 4th, 2009
11:07:30 AM
Re: That fried chicken commercial:
by Royston Lodge
Jan 4th, 2009
11:14:21 AM
Robocop didn't have a "great" villian?!?
by CharyouTree
Jan 4th, 2009
11:20:38 AM
I don't like fried chicken...
by mrplowking
Jan 4th, 2009
11:41:17 AM
Robocop movies were actually pretty awful
by Jodet
Jan 4th, 2009
11:45:08 AM
Commentary necessary, satire not...
by rightturnclyde
Jan 4th, 2009
11:48:49 AM
Jodet
by mode_7
Jan 4th, 2009
12:10:18 PM
The Geoff Darrow hard-boiled with Miller
by Nerdboy1423
Jan 4th, 2009
12:22:07 PM
I thought Miller's HardBoiled was crap
by the milf lover
Jan 4th, 2009
12:59:33 PM
"Amerikka"
by Luscious.868
Jan 4th, 2009
01:10:04 PM
No good will come of this...
by Mr Gorilla
Jan 4th, 2009
01:14:04 PM
The best moment in ROBOCOP:
by Bob Cryptonight
Jan 4th, 2009
01:19:17 PM
I would not buy that for a dollar...
by Captain Happy
Jan 4th, 2009
01:24:35 PM
I remember thw wrestling thing
by Phategod1
Jan 4th, 2009
01:32:34 PM
WTF?! is right...
by codymr
Jan 4th, 2009
01:32:54 PM
Ah haaa...
by codymr
Jan 4th, 2009
01:35:39 PM
Luscious.868
by Sebilrazen
Jan 4th, 2009
02:03:03 PM
the amazing robocop rap?
by tsnatch
Jan 4th, 2009
02:15:30 PM
I'VE GOT THE MUSCLE...
by SeXX ED
Jan 4th, 2009
03:18:08 PM
So...
by milla jovovich
Jan 4th, 2009
03:44:18 PM
The RoboCop Walk
by TheNorthlander
Jan 4th, 2009
03:44:42 PM
VERNS RIGHT
by TheDudeintheShadows
Jan 4th, 2009
03:59:47 PM
ROBOLDBOY
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 4th, 2009
04:07:38 PM
Digital Hardcore Robocop! (He's From Detroit After All)
by LaserPants
Jan 4th, 2009
04:26:19 PM
Well this was a fucking letdown
by Bruce of all Trades
Jan 4th, 2009
04:27:55 PM
CHICKEN!
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jan 4th, 2009
05:10:36 PM
The Prayer Scene in ST3: Marauders
by zinc_chameleon
Jan 4th, 2009
05:15:50 PM
I do not endorse the GHOST IN THE SHELL angle.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jan 4th, 2009
05:17:52 PM
don't. don't. don't.
by believe_it
Jan 4th, 2009
05:19:36 PM
zinc_chameleon
by TheHumanBeingAndFish
Jan 4th, 2009
05:35:15 PM
Clarance Boddecker
by Who Dat Ninga
Jan 4th, 2009
06:17:42 PM
Aronofsky's ROBOCOP would absolutely fucking bomb....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 4th, 2009
07:01:30 PM
Serious Robocop: anybody remember "Prime Directives"?
by Billy Goat
Jan 4th, 2009
07:07:18 PM
I remember Prime Directives
by br1947
Jan 4th, 2009
07:40:09 PM
Do the Robocop
by rev_skarekroe
Jan 4th, 2009
08:00:26 PM
Don't know what to think...
by Sithtastic
Jan 4th, 2009
09:07:10 PM
"Pi" was brilliant, but "Requiem for a Dream" was unwatchable
by Leafar the Lost
Jan 4th, 2009
09:23:59 PM
robofemalecop
by noiretblanc
Jan 4th, 2009
10:15:19 PM
Whats the point of a remake?
by shaft478
Jan 4th, 2009
10:42:55 PM
i just watched robocop 2 again
by crazy4dragons13
Jan 4th, 2009
10:52:14 PM
If it is a sequel they need to use the...
by Ravetin
Jan 4th, 2009
11:04:12 PM
they're moving the location to LA? OH FUCK YOU!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 5th, 2009
12:29:17 AM
WHY?
by RUBBERSOUL12
Jan 5th, 2009
12:36:15 AM
BACK TO THE FUTURE REMAKE -- STARRING SHIA LABEEF!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 5th, 2009
12:52:12 AM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by mode_7
Jan 5th, 2009
01:11:56 AM
mode_7
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 5th, 2009
01:22:42 AM
With regards to this robocop remake...
by mode_7
Jan 5th, 2009
01:29:20 AM
Leafar the Lost...Hallelujiah brother! Reqieum is unwatchable
by quantize
Jan 5th, 2009
01:50:43 AM
I don't think it's moving to L.A.
by Vern
Jan 5th, 2009
02:15:19 AM
Prime Directives was great.
by Its a LION
Jan 5th, 2009
02:51:49 AM
Err....Mr. Nice Gaius.....
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jan 5th, 2009
03:31:59 AM
i am cashing you out dan
by tsnatch
Jan 5th, 2009
05:32:53 AM
How about a "Ghost in the Shell" live action movie?
by Leafar the Lost
Jan 5th, 2009
06:14:16 AM
Takashii Miike To Direct Live Action GHOST IN THE SHELL!!!
by LaserPants
Jan 5th, 2009
07:47:47 AM
HAHAA The Matrix is better than T2?!
by CharyouTree
Jan 5th, 2009
07:55:37 AM
Holy Robocop has a beer and cheats on Sting BATMAN!!!
by Neosamurai85
Jan 5th, 2009
08:56:24 AM
RE: GHOST IN THE SHELL
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Jan 5th, 2009
09:00:25 AM
I love slashfilm too!
by ironic_name
Jan 5th, 2009
09:08:20 AM
Innocence
by CharyouTree
Jan 5th, 2009
09:11:12 AM
aronofsky will probably make a story about the afterlife
by ironic_name
Jan 5th, 2009
09:11:35 AM
Mickey Rourke as ROBOCOP!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 5th, 2009
09:21:53 AM
Just give me ED209 for comic relief
by ugh
Jan 5th, 2009
10:20:19 AM
LOST in 2 weeks LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by fisheater
Jan 5th, 2009
10:48:18 AM
What does Robocop do after
by skimn
Jan 5th, 2009
11:12:25 AM
Detroit needs a Robo-mayor
by skimn
Jan 5th, 2009
11:16:38 AM
Geez LaserPants
by skimn
Jan 5th, 2009
11:19:17 AM
AVATAR WILL FUCKING BOMB!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 5th, 2009
11:49:14 AM
Whats with the T2 hate
by Phategod1
Jan 5th, 2009
01:07:18 PM
Do you want your ROBOCOP original
by Snookeroo
Jan 5th, 2009
02:38:16 PM
Mickey Rourke should play the toxic dude
by Samuel Fulmer
Jan 5th, 2009
03:16:33 PM
Avatar=Phantom Menace 2009
by Samuel Fulmer
Jan 5th, 2009
03:17:29 PM
Why Sam?
by CharyouTree
Jan 5th, 2009
04:12:41 PM
Skimm
by LaserPants
Jan 5th, 2009
04:28:26 PM
AVATAR = Biggest Bomb Of 2009
by LaserPants
Jan 5th, 2009
04:30:53 PM
LaserPants = Biggest Douche of 2009 (already)
by CharyouTree
Jan 5th, 2009
04:47:10 PM
CharyouTree = Biggest Ass Sucking Felcher Of 2009
by LaserPants
Jan 5th, 2009
05:09:31 PM
Seriously, Though, You Got Angry Didn't You?
by LaserPants
Jan 5th, 2009
05:12:20 PM
Forget 'Bitches, leave', or Detroit...
by worldofwarcraft
Jan 5th, 2009
05:19:50 PM
Why doesn't Spielberg just...
by Ravetin
Jan 5th, 2009
05:21:47 PM
hahah
by CharyouTree
Jan 5th, 2009
05:23:44 PM
Charyou Tree
by skimn
Jan 5th, 2009
05:41:59 PM
Haha Jesus!
by CharyouTree
Jan 5th, 2009
05:50:09 PM
The Key Difference Being
by LaserPants
Jan 5th, 2009
05:53:12 PM
Charyou, Did You Cwy When Robodaddy Died?
by LaserPants
Jan 5th, 2009
05:57:10 PM
Hostel 2 dude!
by CharyouTree
Jan 5th, 2009
06:08:26 PM
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!
by Maniaq
Jan 5th, 2009
06:22:28 PM
Thanks
by TheHumanBeingAndFish
Jan 5th, 2009
08:36:52 PM

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