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man by maluquiro	Dec 30th, 2008 10:40:35 PM
So, Im not watching this. by BYOBkenobi	Dec 30th, 2008 10:42:51 PM
I've already seen this... by uberman	Dec 30th, 2008 10:47:59 PM
My favorite stunt in this movie? by uberman	Dec 30th, 2008 10:50:02 PM
Slow by Zeegloo	Dec 30th, 2008 10:55:49 PM
I had chili for lunch. by Godovhellfire	Dec 30th, 2008 10:57:37 PM
Just juice me by happybunni	Dec 30th, 2008 10:58:39 PM
Whoa by SirLoin	Dec 30th, 2008 11:00:30 PM
HO by the milf lover	Dec 30th, 2008 11:05:18 PM
you guys hating on this need to grow some fucking balls.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 30th, 2008 11:08:59 PM
this was shot on Canon's XH-A1. A camera that cost 3 grand! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 30th, 2008 11:10:42 PM
"Fast, Cheap And Out Of Control" by Xiphos_2	Dec 30th, 2008 11:14:55 PM
Crank 2 will destroy Will Smith Oscar Bait films forever! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 30th, 2008 11:18:10 PM
that looks fun. by frankenfickle	Dec 30th, 2008 11:19:13 PM
They seriously shot on that Canon POS? by Jarek	Dec 30th, 2008 11:21:01 PM
corey haim? by tristeele	Dec 30th, 2008 11:28:02 PM
Jenna Haze! by Jackie Boy	Dec 30th, 2008 11:28:30 PM
"Choke a bitch" will always be funny. by Raymar	Dec 30th, 2008 11:29:49 PM
Totally Forgot That Mike Patton Is Scoring This by mrbeaks	Dec 30th, 2008 11:30:02 PM
I'm pretty sure they weren't going for the "filmic" look by kikuchiyoboy	Dec 30th, 2008 11:32:49 PM
Patton is extra badassness by the milf lover	Dec 30th, 2008 11:33:33 PM
Was that Jenna Haze as one of the whores? by GQtaste	Dec 30th, 2008 11:35:16 PM
sometimes... by Zeotron	Dec 30th, 2008 11:37:47 PM
obviously that didn't get a shit about the film look.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 30th, 2008 11:49:45 PM
The Depth of field also adds to the kinetic tone. by kikuchiyoboy	Dec 31st, 2008 12:04:00 AM
MIKE PATTON GOTTA EAT! by MaxCalifornia.	Dec 31st, 2008 12:23:52 AM
hrrrm by macheesmo3	Dec 31st, 2008 12:27:43 AM
More offensive than Shoot Em' Up? by Larry of Arabia	Dec 31st, 2008 12:41:10 AM
Crank 1 was a hell of a lot better than Shoot em' up. by GQtaste	Dec 31st, 2008 12:54:52 AM
There's also some Corey Haim action... by JimCurry	Dec 31st, 2008 01:15:07 AM
Mike Patton sucks by criticalbliss	Dec 31st, 2008 01:25:07 AM
MIKE PATTON!!! by UMAGA	Dec 31st, 2008 01:29:39 AM
Fuck you criticalbliss by UMAGA	Dec 31st, 2008 01:30:57 AM
This looks great. by milla jovovich	Dec 31st, 2008 01:45:36 AM
Anyone who thinks Mike Patton sucks... by SirLoin	Dec 31st, 2008 02:07:50 AM
Whenever I see Jason Statham by sean bean	Dec 31st, 2008 04:01:05 AM
"You have to respect that." by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 31st, 2008 04:26:31 AM
Statham continues to defy the laws of taste by palimpsest	Dec 31st, 2008 04:55:34 AM
definately want that soundtrack now by livahd	Dec 31st, 2008 05:35:31 AM
Crank 2: Crankier by Slugworth	Dec 31st, 2008 06:14:47 AM
Crank 2: Put Some CRANK On It by Dr Gregory House	Dec 31st, 2008 06:42:12 AM
I hope they can top the GUN-UP-THE-ASS scene from BAISE-MOI... by godoffireinhell	Dec 31st, 2008 07:16:04 AM
I hope they can top the GUN-UP-THE-ASS by palewook	Dec 31st, 2008 07:30:52 AM
Woodpecker from mars would be great trailer music by classyfredblassy	Dec 31st, 2008 08:42:45 AM
Is Doc Miles going to have to coke a bitch? by mpiehler	Dec 31st, 2008 09:18:06 AM
Now that Guy Ritchie has his Madonna blood $... by Rocco Curioso	Dec 31st, 2008 09:29:10 AM
Who the fuck wathc by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 31st, 2008 09:33:48 AM
Who the fuck wathc by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 31st, 2008 09:33:48 AM
What I wanted to say was: by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 31st, 2008 09:35:12 AM
I think that broke my brain. by Xandar1977	Dec 31st, 2008 09:42:07 AM
I wish it had the date and time in the lower right corner by Xandar1977	Dec 31st, 2008 09:44:31 AM
I don't know man by Vern	Dec 31st, 2008 09:49:02 AM
that said by Vern	Dec 31st, 2008 09:50:33 AM
You're perfectly right, Vern. by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 31st, 2008 10:02:01 AM
THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE. by mefrog	Dec 31st, 2008 10:15:26 AM
makes transporter 3 look old, bland & boring by pipergates	Dec 31st, 2008 10:28:45 AM
Greatest Trailer Ever by PR1C3Y	Dec 31st, 2008 10:45:04 AM
Nope. Greatest trailer ever always will be... by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 31st, 2008 10:52:21 AM
Okay maybe it wasn't a great movie by DatoMan413	Dec 31st, 2008 11:06:15 AM
Shoot em' Up was a hell of a lot better than Crank by slone13	Dec 31st, 2008 11:06:51 AM
wow, i just re-read what i wrote by DatoMan413	Dec 31st, 2008 11:09:45 AM
Shoot em up by DatoMan413	Dec 31st, 2008 11:14:33 AM
If only Takashi Miike directed this... by Prague23	Dec 31st, 2008 11:15:39 AM
Crank > Shoot Em Up by AlwaysThere	Dec 31st, 2008 11:45:22 AM
Vern by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 11:55:27 AM
Vern by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 12:00:15 PM
Looks like a Uwe Boll movie mixed with porno by UMAGA	Dec 31st, 2008 12:07:01 PM
Obviously you've never seen a film by Dr. Boll.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 12:10:08 PM
best videography 101 project ever... by theneonsamurai	Dec 31st, 2008 12:12:40 PM
The penis drawing was 10x better than ANY Boll movie. by Mike_D	Dec 31st, 2008 12:34:51 PM
Just watched the trailer by DatoMan413	Dec 31st, 2008 01:27:11 PM
Can't wait. Make 5 more at least. by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 31st, 2008 01:42:35 PM
THANKS FOR THE TITS WARNING, ASSHOLES. by AdrianVeidt	Dec 31st, 2008 01:47:05 PM
Stuntcock is the only one round these parts.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 01:56:52 PM
Adrian... by meCPS	Dec 31st, 2008 02:22:12 PM
you need a TITS WARNING? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 02:47:41 PM
Statham and Seagal in 7Fast 7Furious: Antarctica Drift by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 31st, 2008 02:58:36 PM
Holy Crap by rljensen3	Dec 31st, 2008 03:03:01 PM
Boll's films look just as low budget. by UMAGA	Dec 31st, 2008 04:45:35 PM
What's with the Shoot 'Em Up love? by DocPazuzu	Dec 31st, 2008 06:07:53 PM
Fuck yes!! All hail Chelios! by Psycho_Kenshin	Dec 31st, 2008 06:10:43 PM
looks better than the first by The Dum Guy	Dec 31st, 2008 06:29:49 PM
you just cannot out-transport THE TRANSPOTER! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 06:47:17 PM
Any movie with Staham and any combination of cars/explosions by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 31st, 2008 06:58:41 PM
Statham has been in a good movie....... by archer1949	Dec 31st, 2008 07:16:18 PM
Statham was good in SNATCH....and its an actual good movie. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 07:25:51 PM
Greatest movie ever made by spectrebeeyatch	Dec 31st, 2008 08:45:30 PM
Motoko Kusanagi by PR1C3Y	Dec 31st, 2008 10:03:18 PM
there are tits right after the old lady says "hot little whore" by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 31st, 2008 10:03:48 PM
so no one goes to the movies to have fun? by Quartermass-87	Jan 1st, 2009 01:53:20 AM
but I say again by Vern	Jan 1st, 2009 03:46:59 AM
you can totally see a-hole in that trailer! by colinjbooth	Jan 1st, 2009 04:07:49 AM
Cheap indeed! by joergn	Jan 1st, 2009 10:53:45 AM
Just go to YouTube by Teddy Artery	Jan 2nd, 2009 12:52:21 AM

CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE Teaser Is Fast, Cheap And Out Of Control!!!

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Beaks here...

It's also going to re-size your browser and blister your grandmother's eardrums, so, for god's sake, don't play this thing in mixed company.