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That new Street Fighter movie has a Japanese trailer for you to uppercut! Hyuken! Hyuken!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. We got this message in about the new Street Fighter trailer... I made sure to rush over to the link and check it out... And it looks surprisingly not super shitty, but I couldn't spot CGI Raul Julia. Maybe they're saving him for the full trailer... The production value is much better than I expected and who knows? Could be fun, right? Below is the email we got with the link. Check it out!

Harry, I realize I'm one of maybe five people actually looking forward to this flick, but after FINALLY seeing some moving footage from this thing, I can at least comfortably say it doesn't look nearly as stupefyingly bad as Dragonball. See it in Japanese and in tiny Flash format at: Call me... Shok Xone Studios

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  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:55 a.m. CST

    First!! (this looks like garbage)

    by champvinyl

    and i couldn't understand what that strange narrator man was saying...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:56 a.m. CST


    by DOGSOUP

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:56 a.m. CST


    by DOGSOUP

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:11 a.m. CST

    Street Fighter 2

    by ReZourceman

    Street Fighter Harder.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:13 a.m. CST

    That looks really good...

    by mighty boosh a parallel universe where good things are shit and shit things are good. Is this a prequel or something? Doesn't seem to have many of the notable characters, and the 'empty alleyway' sets are always disappointing....should have just made a live-action version of the Animated Movie

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:18 a.m. CST


    by kiddae

    Are you taking the piss, love?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:22 a.m. CST


    by cripeman

    Chun-Li was my first Asian crush. <p> Is this gonna be in English with Japanese subtitles?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:28 a.m. CST


    by Gus Van Rant

    Teh suk.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:31 a.m. CST

    I would like to...

    by Gus Van Rant

    Bung Lee, Chung Lee.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:44 a.m. CST

    M. Bison is...

    by Alex Childress

    the dude with the blonde hair and goatee, according to imdb. No, seriously

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:46 a.m. CST

    Uh, are we sure that this isn't a Uwe Boll movie?

    by blindambition238

    I never thought I could be 'disappointed' by the looks of a film that the director of Cradle 2 Da Grave, Half Past Dead, and Doom 3 is making, but consider myself surprised. Maybe it needs more rappers...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:49 a.m. CST

    People who'll be looking forward to this movie:

    by blindambition238

    = The people working on that DragonBalls POS.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:54 a.m. CST


    by blckmgk13

    people do know that they can make it full screen right? also it looks direct to video if released in north america.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7 a.m. CST

    Wow that looks amazing...

    by Judge_Dredd

    -ly shit. Can't they just do some super amazing anime or something, i'm pretty sure it would be cheaper to make and also rake in more cash.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:10 a.m. CST

    Terrible. Looks like cheap early-90's generic direct-to-video sc

    by Shakes The Clown

    They should have made it look like the video game, have all the characters the fans love and have the Wachowski brothers direct it super-stylized.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Don't forget the amazing subtitle

    by Larry Sellers

    The Legend of Chun Li. Looks like another attempt to make a "realistic" film from fanciful material. It's a goddamn video game--a FIGHTER at that. Treat it like a fucking video game and just fill in the gaps and tweak it so that the story isn't so stupid. M. Bison in a suit? Because real dictators don't dress in ridiculous military garb, right? Or does part of the story involve Bison being supplanted by his board of directors? I WILL ADMIT, though, that it's pretty bold to not include the more recognizable characters. Also the fight scenes don't look CGed or anything, so that's cool. But it's just so unnecessary and it looks colorless and boring. Dragon Ball looks way better than this.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Site doesn't work for me..Should I be glad?

    by Brody77

    Is this the same movie with that Lana Lang cow from Smallville? If so I'll pass.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Hadouken or Shoryuken perhaps?

    by MurderMostFowl

    Hadouken is what you were looking for there Quint. ( Though since you say upper cut, it might be more appropriate to say Shoryuken )<BR><BR> Everyone who was a Streetfighter fan really ought to see "Streetfigher: The Later Years, if they haven't already"<BR> <BR> <BR> Awesomely funny.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    I saw VEGA!

    by sonnyfern

    I wouldn't say it looks GOOD...but it does look like it has some cool wire-fu going on, so I might check it out just for the hell of it! But I'm really confused about WHY this movie is getting like...are they going to do a movie about Chun Li...then Ryu...then M. Bison and eventually just throw them in a movie? Confusing...but I LOVE the Japanese trailer guys voice! HA!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Whating for Ryu's sty

    by UltimaRex

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:38 a.m. CST

    Waiting for Ryu's story...

    by UltimaRex

    Whoops. Anyway, yeah Ryu's story y'know the real one that'll take talent and 3 hours to do right... So I'll be waiting a while then...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:39 a.m. CST

    I think

    by Weresmurf77

    He's after 'KIKOKEN!' which is what she shouts in the game...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST


    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

    That looks kick-ass!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8 a.m. CST

    Meh, I'll stick with "Future Cops"

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    Broom Head was the shit, yo. <p> I really like the look of the girl playing Chun-Li though..I wonder if the movie has an obligatory shower scene (as its anime counterpart did)

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:14 a.m. CST

    What the Fuck is Hyuken?

    by onezeroone

    It's Shoryuken [the rising uppercut move] or Haidoken [the energy blast]... jeez, use wiki if you don't know shit about something.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Can't Miss!

    by BackwardGalaxy

    If someone throws it at your head... otherwise, you should probably miss it.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Street Fighter Alpha II Turbo - The Movie

    by rodneyfaile

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Hammer HAS to make a SF music video !!!

    by Grooveraider

    And bring back Deion Sanders and Raul Julia !!!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    That looks awful

    by Gozu

    At least Uwe Boll movies are fun. That just looks painfully mediocre.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Street Fighter Origins: Chun-Li

    by zyuray2

    Umm.. yeah

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    I thought Chun LI

    by CharyouTree

    was supposed to be asian? Not just some hot nearly asian bint. Oh well it can't be worse than the last one, can it?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    That looks crazy terrible

    by happybunni

    But that's what usually happens when you get TV personalities to star in movies. Just a sign that they do not really care about the movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Yet another lame live-action attempt

    by Kurutteru Yatsu

    The thing about Mortal Kombat was that since the game used live actors, it didn't look that ridiculous when made into a film. SF on the other hand has a way more stylized exaggerated look that's simply never going to transfer well to the screen. Same with Dragonball. It's just not meant to be, folks.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Poor Smallville girl

    by Xian042

    How did she get roped into doing this? At least this movie will have more flashy special moves than the "other" SF movie. She has her fireball, but looks like she is making ZERO effort to launch it. Just stands there looking serious and ZOMG FYRE comes out. I know this is Chun-li's story but come on, some other good guys in the movie would be nice. Even Dhalsim or something... anything.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Now who wants to go home...

    by palooka_boy

    And who wants to go with ME?!?! Best. Line. Ever.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Kristen Kruik????

    by LargoJr

    From Smallville??? Ahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!! (breath) ahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Zeddemore

    The first one is great entertainment. It's not good, but it's incredibly stupid and entertaining.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:32 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Zeddemore

    This film won't have Guile calling Bison a dickhead. Ergo, it won't be laugh out loud funny.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:36 a.m. CST


    by Melvin_Pelvis

    ain't got the legs for Chun LI

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Mr Zeddemore

    by Brody77

    I forgot about that line. Van Damme was comedy gold in SF: The Movie. Unanswered movie query 903: Why does Kylie yell "Roundhouse Kick" during her one and only fight scene? Was it a catchphrase for her game counterpart?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    I want to give Kristen Kreuk lots of smooches

    by YackBacker

    That is all.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    yep, looks crap alright...

    by RockLobster800

    was'nt expecting much to be fair, after the woeful van damme flick. at least that had Raul Julia to keep it afloat(he is missed)-but resting a film on the shoulders of the worst actress in a rubbish tv show, playing a character that nobody really cared about (where is the Ryu film? Why hasnt hollywood figured out he was the hero of the game?)and then coughing up a trailer with boring standard "dramatic montage trailer music" with the abrupt end so a soundbite can be delivered...I dont think I shall be watching this at any point myself guys.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST


    by smackfu

    Kristen decided to leave the mild cheddar that was Smallville to make the pungent gorgonzola that is Street Fighter?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Why cast the weird Latino from Black Eyed Peas as...

    by Anna Valerious

    ...the incredibly hot Vega? I'm glad Chris Klein is getting work, but come on.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    anyone who trusts trailers these days is dumb

    by BrowncoatJedi

    Any action film can look good in trailer form with all the quick cut editing tricks and cliched choir music. That said, this isn't one of them and still looks like garbage.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    He's right, it doesn't look stupefyingly bad.

    by Royston Lodge

    But ever since I first saw American Ninja, I can't take a martial arts movie seriously if it's not rated R.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    I'm pretty sure the voice over is Stareet Flighter...

    by Royston Lodge


  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    The Regend of Chun-Li

    by Royston Lodge


  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:39 a.m. CST


    by two fathoms deep

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:42 a.m. CST

    CharyouTree, you are incorrect

    by slone13

    Chun Li can be a hot nearly-asian bint. It's Lana Lang who wasn't supposed to be.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Oh for fuck's sake................................

    by crackerfarmboy

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:18 a.m. CST

    It doesn't remind me of Street Fighter at all...

    by JMiles_T

    but there's still the possibility for it to be an entertaining action film.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:24 a.m. CST


    by Earthquake WestCoast

    Since I never played the video game, this has no emotional attachment to me. I just want to see the HOT Kristen Kruik beat up guys! :) But, why call it Street Fighter if they won't even give her the costume? The "Josie and the Pussycats" live action movie failed because they didn't wear the costumes from the comics or cartoon. Therefore, if Kristen doesn't wear the Chun Li costume, this movie will really fail.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Correcting Quint

    by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.

    because he misspelled a term from a video game is just ridiculous. With all the horrible english on display on this site, this has to be an extremely minor offense. Get a sense of perspective, people.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST


    by Earthquake WestCoast

    It looks like it can be fun! But, they shouldn't of called it "Street Fighter" if they weren't going to put her in the hot costume she wears in the game. They could of just made her a new character in an original movie that had nothing to do with "Street Fighter". But, like alot of films, it seems like they just wanted the name. Same with the new "G.I. Joe" film. Those aren't the Joes I remember.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST


    by DatoMan413

    Yeah, it will suck. But Kristin will make it watchable.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, noon CST


    by Raymar

    WTF, man! Someone dig up Raul Julia's corpse and dress it up in the Bison getup again cuz that was NOT my M.Bison!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    I would only watch this if...

    by Cap'n Jack

    Lana Lang sat on my dick during it.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Re: onezeroone

    by kyle051554

    I love it when people act smug, then end up being completely wrong themselves. It's not "haidoken," it's "hadouken."<br /><br /> "jeez, use wiki if you don't know shit about something."

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Attack me if you dare...

    by mfcorleone

    ..I will crush you!!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 12:58 p.m. CST

    This looks like...

    by MR. MURDOCH

    It has absolutely no personality, style, or attitude whatsoever...Kreuk's "Partition" looked like legend compared to this...she deserves "slightly" better roles...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Never been a fan of the franchise, but

    by twisted_lullaby

    isn't Chun-li supposed to be asian?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST


    by buster00


  • Dec. 29, 2008, 1:32 p.m. CST

    I had chili for lunch.

    by Godovhellfire

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    I'm not sure what pisses me off more

    by Outlaw

    This lame-ass movie, or being stuck in a corner in SF2 against E. Honda, while his 1000 palm strike move rains down upon me...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    What's wrong with this?

    by topaz4206

    My goodness, wire work has a place in Martial Arts cinema. It is the fantastical extrapolation of real moves, and is great fun to watch. Sounds like this crowd would tear up a Ching Siu Tung movie too...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    kristen Kreuk is the sexiest tomboy space monkey on the planet

    by thecomedian

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Not alot of Streets there in 'Street Fighter'

    by SomaShine

    Well..there's yer answer fishbulb

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Bitch is too ugly for Chun Li.

    by WhinyNegativeBitch

    Not asian enough, and none of those uber strong tanned legs. Come on man, Chun Li got masturbated to so heavily by me and my friends in the pre internet days. This does look like a fucking funny movie though. That jap voice over artist should narrate the whole thing. His reading of Street Fighter 2: Chun Li Something Something was great. Man, the guy playing Bison is a good actor. Poor bastard.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:29 p.m. CST

    looks god aweful. god damnit....

    by Warcraft

    my favorite fighting game will never be properly brought to the big screen...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Kristen Kreuk

    by Toonol

    I know everybody that watches Smallville hates her... and I have no idea if she can act or not...<p> But damn, she is a pretty girl. I think I'm sold on the movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    white people + kung fu = crap.

    by compn

    its true. bulletproof monk was terrible. i cant imagine how bad 'forbidden kingdom' was. it worked in the matrix (first one) cuz of the time/space hax. <p><p> i heard they were doing another street fighter movie , i just wasnt expecting it to be WORSE than the first one. holy shit, Kylie Minogue was cammy in the original movie??? i need to watch that again.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:41 p.m. CST


    by nemesisdarkside

    Hahahahaha. This looks hilariously bad. This has got to be DTV right? No way can THAT be coming out in a cinema.<P>What happened to Kristin Kreuk? She was so hot during the early seasons of Smallville. These days she seems to have lost that extra level of "hotness" she had. Maybe she lost weight, I don't know.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Japanese announcer

    by nemesisdarkside

    SHOULD narrate the whole film! Too funny!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Looking for Good Street Fighter?

    by Playhouse

    Anyone expecting any Street Fighter movie to look good - don't even start on being a good film - is living in a fantasy world that you access only through copious amounts of sake. I'm actually quite sick of Wire-Fu. That said, this looks a helluva lot better than JCVD shite from 15 years ago.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    keep in mind . . .

    by tsfogg

    keep in mind that was the Japanese trailer we just saw. every market is going to receive a different trailer, tailored to what that market wants to see. I'll reserve judgement until we see the American trailer, as it may very well be a better representation of what we're going to see in the movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Better than DoA?


    Let's hope... let's hope...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 3:49 p.m. CST

    A little Japanese lesson

    by Dreamwriter

    A few people here are making fun of the announcer. A thing to realize, most Japanese syllables are a combination of a consonant and a vowel. Thus, to say the English word "Street" you have to say it like "Sutureeto" (though those u's can be prounounced silently). And there is only one sound in Japanese for "r" and "l" - it's actually halfway between the two letters.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Look at this, 2 copies of Time Cop for $9.99

    by Judge Briggs

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST


    by Lucasblows

    Someone is looking forward to this?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Some moronic but none-the-less true observations....

    by thecomedian

    I keep busting out laughing at the over the top Japanese VO right when it cuts to Michael Clark Duncan in the beginning. Talkbackers are fickle minded racist nitwits. I remember a mere seven years ago when people on these boards were saying Kristen Kreuk wasn't white enough to play Lana Lang. Now she's not Asian enough to play Chung Li. Leave my poor sexy little Space Monkey alone! At least she's trying to make a career for herself past teeny bopper Superman. Neutregena should total sponsor a sexy midget death match between her and Hayden P.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 4:26 p.m. CST

    The third movie better be called "Steet Fighter 2: Alpha"

    by Alkeoholic77

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Stoh Deet AH Fite AH!

    by StrokerX


  • Dec. 29, 2008, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Street Fighter with no Guile ain't SF at all...

    by worldofwarcraft

    Charlie, Shadow, the new guy in the latest game, whoever. The geeks just couldn't have a bad ass American Military guy compete for the face of the franchise. I remember Champion Editions release in the arcade, and it was great cuz everybody got to find out who the best Guile player was. They later took the best character in a fighting game, and possibly one of the coolest video game characters ever, and sold him out completely. This franchise is dead in every way. "The war has been cancelled".

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST


    by FookU

    Not Hyuken.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Let's see a remake of Street Fighter as in..

    by Stalkeye

    ..that movie with Sonny Chiba back in the 70's.Man was that shit chessy.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:45 p.m. CST

    No Sonny Chiba - Not Street Fighter

    by picardsucks

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:30 p.m. CST

    it reminds me of the Double Dragon movie

    by the milf lover

    which was just awful, even the Alyssa Milano hotness wasnt enough to make it remotely watchable.<p> I dont mind Kreuk, but she's just so wrong for Chun Li. They should have got somebody who can both act and fight, like Zhang Ziyi, then we'd have a decent action movie. And as somebody else pointed out, Black Eyed Pea guy as Vega is horrible casting. You want a good Street Fighter movie, just watch the end of City Hunter with Jackie Chan. <p> Also, are the characters gonna have their original names in Asia and the switched names in America like with the games? Stupid Capcom.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:51 p.m. CST


    by Earthquake WestCoast

    I'm seeing them both! They both of cute and pretty girls fighting and kicking butt! And they look hot doing it. LOOKS LIKE FUN! And since I never actually played "Street Fighter" or watched an episode of "Dragonball", I don't care if it's true to their sources. BUT, I would like to see Kristen wear the Chun Li costume. She would look hot in it.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST


    by Earthquake WestCoast

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Cenobite: " Better than DOA?"

    by the milf lover

    Street Fighter has Kreuk, and looks like it's taking itself seriously.<p> DOA has a half dozen hot chicks, Kevin Nash for comedy relief, and Eric Roberts as the villain, and it didnt even try to take itself seriously one bit.<p> I think DOA wins by default.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Aurora revolution!

    by Billy Goat

    No, wait, that's the wrong game. Uhh...<p>"Mighty blow! Mighty blow!"

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:21 p.m. CST


    by LargoJr

    He stroked you with his palm a 1000 times??? Dude.. you ring him flowers or candy or something first? That's a hell of a first day! Or were you two on the subway?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 8:50 p.m. CST


    by Sappers Forward

    this ranks up there with TMNT.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:01 p.m. CST

    This game was on Super Nintendo

    by Heckles

    16 years ago. They made a shit movie. Now, we have another feeble attempt. Fantastic.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:47 p.m. CST

    This movie will make Kristen Kreuk a star in...

    by Leafar the Lost to DVD soft-core porn movies. I am hoping to get her to do an "erotic thriller" where she does two lesbian, simulated, sex scenes. Of course, she will be naked, so she had better get some implants by then...skinny bitch...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:10 p.m. CST


    by JusticeSabre

    Somehow, I blame Michael Bay for this...

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 12:31 a.m. CST

    What the--

    by Rufferto

    slowly walk away from trailer. Don't make eye contact.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 1:31 a.m. CST

    Spruk Nuk Choogit - Translate

    by thebearovingian

    That's what I also remember hearing besides the "Hyruken" or "Haidoken" or "WHATEVER". Am I wrong, nerds?

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 1:33 a.m. CST

    you know...

    by soup74

    it's easy for us to watch this and think it looks like dog shit (which it does.) <br><br>but i dont think this movie is really expected to do well in the U.S.A... the asian market will eat this up though. especially with the american cast. It looks like this on purpose.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Jackie Chan was a better Chun Li in City Hunter

    by Johnno

    Why not get an asian woman? What? Is it so hard to find a Chinese woman that can do kung fu now? Will seeing asian people do kung fu be too foreign for American box office??? What's the excuse this time??? <br><br>Anyway... no Ken... no Ryu... no sale... Just make me some more anime.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 2 a.m. CST


    by captainCAPSLOCK

    they need a stand in for thigh close ups.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 2:43 a.m. CST

    Kristin Kreuk is half Chinese.

    by Dingbatty

    It's obvious from her features. Some of you aren't very observant.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Bruce Lee was one-third German.

    by Dingbatty

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 5:42 a.m. CST

    The war is cancelled

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    Screw the hate, Streetfighter II is one of the most quotable films ever.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Raul Julia made the first one bearable

    by RockLobster800

    he's like Langella in Masters Of The Universe...a good actor giving a great performance is an abysmal movie. and his "for was tuesday" line is classic

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Zeddemore

    His evil monologue is even better. <p> 'I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.'

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Worth It Even Only For Kristin

    by estacado1

    She needs to get nekkid before she gets old, or if she wants to work on A-grade movies.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Kristen Kreuk won't do nude scenes, because she has...

    by Leafar the Lost breasts. She has zero body fat, it seems, so her breasts are practically non existant. It would be like looking at the chest of a young boy (yuck). Get implants...

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    2009 has big potential to suck

    by Phategod1

    If Watchmen doesn't come out what do we have Avatar no one has seen footage and Wolverine ANd another Micheal Bay Opus Then this, Gi Joe, and Dragon Ball. Yeah no record broken next year.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 5:25 p.m. CST


    by brandon11

    its like they took all the craziest/best parts of street fighter and gor rid of them. played it way too safe.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Lana Lang starring in a Kung-Fu film =

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    Flames on Optimus' Bat-Nipples.<p> What? They couldn't trick/blackmail/payoff Zhang Ziyi (or any OTHER Asian girl who actually knows martial arts) into being in this film? They had to hire a girl with about 2 ounces of Asian blood in her veins, whose main claim to fame is being Clark Kent's flakey ex-girlfriend???<p>I'm certainly not going to waste money on this. I wanna see someone who can really fight, if I'm expected to slap down $9.50.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Wonder if Van Damme will make a cameo appearance...

    by Han Cholo


  • Jan. 4, 2009, 7:13 p.m. CST


    by The Amazing G