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Teaser Trailer For Something Called LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS Demands Your Attention...

Beaks here...

Not to take a shot at a film sight unseen, but I'm disappointed that LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS appears to be yet another parody of an exploitation flick rather than an actual, unrepentantly sleazy exploitation flick. With a title like that, why go the Wayans family route when you can pay straight-faced homage to Jess Franco?

Hopefully, director Phil Claydon and writers Paul Hupfield & Stewart Williams aren't just cashing in on the success of SHAUN OF THE DEAD with the below-previewed silliness (courtesy of ShockTilYouDrop). Impossible to tell at this point.



In case you require further information, here's the plot summary copied directly from the IMDb.

Thier women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.



LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS is currently scheduled for a Spring 2009 release.

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I'm there!
by thegrayghost
Dec 28th, 2008
10:36:55 PM
Yeah Baby
by RobMota
Dec 28th, 2008
10:37:59 PM
Who are the ad wizards...
by wampa 1
Dec 28th, 2008
10:38:06 PM
Greatest Fucking Movie Ever!!!
by HEADGEEK
Dec 28th, 2008
10:44:11 PM
If I want porn I'll watch porn
by SexyBeast
Dec 28th, 2008
10:45:13 PM
To Our American Friends
by tolomey
Dec 28th, 2008
10:48:54 PM
As pigheaded as this sounds...
by BackwardGalaxy
Dec 28th, 2008
10:56:56 PM
Sounds Familiar...
by Dropkick_jon
Dec 28th, 2008
10:58:48 PM
Sequel to the play?
by Nabakov
Dec 28th, 2008
11:03:28 PM
the trailer's voiceover is just lousy
by the milf lover
Dec 28th, 2008
11:11:11 PM
Vampyros Lesbos
by NivekJ
Dec 28th, 2008
11:27:50 PM
Next on the list
by redshirt
Dec 28th, 2008
11:40:54 PM
That...
by Ckuouka
Dec 28th, 2008
11:41:41 PM
Run! Bitch Run!
by Khovias
Dec 28th, 2008
11:42:21 PM
Yeah, I agree SexyBeast- let's leave the porn to actual pornos
by YackBacker
Dec 28th, 2008
11:57:22 PM
"is like buying a steak at Pizzeria UNO'S"
by chrth
Dec 29th, 2008
12:02:40 AM
That trailer is way too tongue-in-cheek.
by LoneGun
Dec 29th, 2008
12:04:18 AM
What did one Lesbian Vampire say to the other one?
by redfist
Dec 29th, 2008
12:57:00 AM
This is why I hate this site some times.
by Power_Girl
Dec 29th, 2008
02:06:45 AM
I had chili for lunch.
by Godovhellfire
Dec 29th, 2008
02:09:16 AM
It's trying too hard...
by Ironhelix
Dec 29th, 2008
02:11:45 AM
Yackbacker & chrth
by ugh
Dec 29th, 2008
02:43:52 AM
Gavin and Stacy fuckin sucks feted donkey nuts
by alucardvsdracula
Dec 29th, 2008
02:58:37 AM
Is this the same thing as the comic?
by Kirbymanly
Dec 29th, 2008
03:07:39 AM

by axemurder
Dec 29th, 2008
04:44:58 AM
Regional Movies
by McFlyWalker
Dec 29th, 2008
05:06:21 AM
Well, I love Gavin & Stacey -- but this looks painful.
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Dec 29th, 2008
05:18:53 AM
Greatest flick?... Ever?
by pax256
Dec 29th, 2008
05:38:59 AM
I really miss Buffy...
by Cash907
Dec 29th, 2008
05:43:35 AM
The leads in this film are absolutely brilliant.
by ReZourceman
Dec 29th, 2008
05:43:38 AM
a couple of decent Channel 4 shows (Balls Of Fury and The Kevin
by kiddae
Dec 29th, 2008
06:22:05 AM
It Looks Better Than Twilight!!!
by Media Messiah
Dec 29th, 2008
07:54:46 AM
Until I saw the synopsis...
by Lobanhaki
Dec 29th, 2008
09:07:08 AM
maybe worth a look
by Marillion
Dec 29th, 2008
09:10:09 AM
Sexybeast, you are correct sir.
by dr sauch
Dec 29th, 2008
09:14:30 AM
would having Lesbian Vampires around your village be a curse?
by Groothewarrior
Dec 29th, 2008
09:35:50 AM
chrth
by YackBacker
Dec 29th, 2008
09:48:30 AM
Wampa 1
by smackfu
Dec 29th, 2008
10:10:15 AM
So, are they...
by Royston Lodge
Dec 29th, 2008
10:35:20 AM
Yeah this has been on the TWITCH article for weeks....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 29th, 2008
11:22:14 AM
Even the trailer voice can't keep from chuckling!
by SnapT
Dec 29th, 2008
05:25:49 PM
I'm the second lezbo from the right...
by Lezbo Milk
Dec 30th, 2008
01:51:51 AM

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