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Teaser Trailer For Something Called LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS Demands Your Attention...

Beaks here...

Not to take a shot at a film sight unseen, but I'm disappointed that LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS appears to be yet another parody of an exploitation flick rather than an actual, unrepentantly sleazy exploitation flick. With a title like that, why go the Wayans family route when you can pay straight-faced homage to Jess Franco? Hopefully, director Phil Claydon and writers Paul Hupfield & Stewart Williams aren't just cashing in on the success of SHAUN OF THE DEAD with the below-previewed silliness (courtesy of ShockTilYouDrop). Impossible to tell at this point.

In case you require further information, here's the plot summary copied directly from the IMDb.

Thier women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS is currently scheduled for a Spring 2009 release.

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  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:36 p.m. CST

    I'm there!

    by thegrayghost

    Silly and sexy enough to grab my attention.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Yeah Baby

    by RobMota

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:38 p.m. CST

    Who are the ad wizards...

    by wampa 1

    ...that came up with this one?

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Greatest Fucking Movie Ever!!!


    I know it!

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:45 p.m. CST

    If I want porn I'll watch porn

    by SexyBeast

    Its a much better payoff. Everyone hates a cocktease, so why would guys willingly subject themselves to a cocktease of a movie?

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:48 p.m. CST

    To Our American Friends

    by tolomey

    I'm from the UK and after imdb'ing the talent involved in this movie I found that the two main leads come from a very very funny show on the BBC called Gavin & Stacy. The writers are from a couple of decent Channel 4 shows (Balls Of Fury and The Kevin Bishop Show). Therefore I do believe that although this is trying to capatalise on Shaun's success it will also be incredibly funny in it's own right (the guys from Gavin & Stacy can pretty much do no wrong at the moment).<br> So yeah, kinda looking forward to this one.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:56 p.m. CST

    As pigheaded as this sounds...

    by BackwardGalaxy

    As pigheaded as this sounds, I have to agree with SexyBeast. Nobody likes a cocktease.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Sounds Familiar...

    by Dropkick_jon

    This sounds a lot like a little Canadian film called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Only in reverse! Look it up.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Sequel to the play?

    by Nabakov

    I saw "Vampire Lesbians of Sodom" off Broadway in the 80s. I thought then that someone should have staked the play.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:11 p.m. CST

    the trailer's voiceover is just lousy

    by the milf lover

    and if they're doing the whole thing as a genre comedy then my interest is gone. Of course with an obvious title like that, they cant exactly take it seriously, it's not the 70s anymore.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Vampyros Lesbos

    by NivekJ Read all about it, kiddo.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Slumdog Millionaire - Best Movie of the Year

    by noncents

    Oh, Lesbians and Vampires combined in a title with the word KILLERS. Must be awesome. Sound like a really bad 00 band.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Next on the list

    by redshirt

    As soon as I see Zombie Strippers I will see this. Does Jenna Jameson show the goods? If not, really, why see it? Do we see Vampire boobies? Again, of not, then why make the movie?

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:41 p.m. CST


    by Ckuouka

    looks like ass.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Run! Bitch Run!

    by Khovias

    If you like this movie you will love Run! Bitch Run! Google it. Watch the trailer. Love it. It has bitches in it for everybody.

  • Dec. 28, 2008, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I agree SexyBeast- let's leave the porn to actual pornos

    by YackBacker

    Getting lesbians in a cheesy horror flick is like buying a steak at Pizzeria UNO'S.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 12:02 a.m. CST

    "is like buying a steak at Pizzeria UNO'S"

    by chrth

    Not an apt comparison, since that's a better idea than getting pizza there.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 12:04 a.m. CST

    That trailer is way too tongue-in-cheek.

    by LoneGun

    Doesn't look funny at all. Just looks like it's trying to be funny.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 12:57 a.m. CST

    What did one Lesbian Vampire say to the other one?

    by redfist

    See you next month! OMG ding zonk!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:06 a.m. CST

    This is why I hate this site some times.

    by Power_Girl

    Promoting shit like this.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:09 a.m. CST

    I had chili for lunch.

    by Godovhellfire

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:43 a.m. CST

    Yackbacker & chrth

    by ugh

    I take it you are both speaking of the chain as opposed to the original in Chicago? Anyway, make this film "Black Dynamite vs. Lesbian Vampire Killers" and maybe I'll be interested.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 2:58 a.m. CST

    Gavin and Stacy fuckin sucks feted donkey nuts

    by alucardvsdracula

    and not in a good way. Looking forward to this though.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 3:07 a.m. CST

    Is this the same thing as the comic?

    by Kirbymanly

    If not... I smell lawsuit.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 4:44 a.m. CST

    by axemurder

    saw ten mins of this at fright fest looked ok , but still had that knowing jokey nod and a wink thing going on, gavin and stacy is pretty good but they are just playing the same characters

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:06 a.m. CST

    Regional Movies

    by McFlyWalker

    I think that this was only do well here in Blighty, as no one else 'gets' our humour!!

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:18 a.m. CST

    Well, I love Gavin & Stacey -- but this looks painful.

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

    But then, I haven't a clue what it will be like ... all I know is that trailer sucks. It's like a Nickelodeon movie with LESBIAN. VAMPIRE. KILLERS!!! Ugh.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:38 a.m. CST

    Greatest flick?... Ever?

    by pax256

    This has got campy schlock teases written all over it. Itll give millions of teenagers blue balls of death and ideas that those with girlfriends will never want to satisfy... Now gimme an all female vampire flick on a fully conquered planet in a pure drama where men are hunted\herded cattle and female vampires are 3 times stronger than any man and fight each other for control of the meat planet. Now THAT premise with a good story would get my blood boiling...

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:43 a.m. CST

    I really miss Buffy...

    by Cash907

    ... because this crap just ain't doing it for me. *Sigh* Dammit Whedon, Pull your head out of your ass already and stop playing circle-jerk with Dushku, and get back on track. Fox obviously wants nothing to do you or Dollhouse, so jump ship and paddle towards more inviting shores. I hear the CW is looking to re-up Smallville for another season, so if they are that desperate then it's a sure bet you'd be in like Flynn.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:43 a.m. CST

    The leads in this film are absolutely brilliant.

    by ReZourceman

    Again, I am from the UK. The two leads in this film are an absolute force to be reckoned with. They are the next amazing British double act. Matthew Horne and James Corden. As tolomey stated, they star in the extremely funny and brilliant "Gavin and Stacey" and they are also touring soon, and will have their own comedy show. They crack me up, their chemistry is so brilliant. This film I can guarantee will be great. Please give it a chance. Just look at it anyway. Its a bit of fun!!!!

  • Well, that's incorrect.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    It Looks Better Than Twilight!!!

    by Media Messiah

    That voice over is horrible...and with a more professional trailer it could be a hit? The footage looks handsome, and some of the dialogue, action, and acting appears solid--what little I saw.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Until I saw the synopsis...

    by Lobanhaki

    ...I was kind of thrown by the inherent ambiguity of the title. was it the job of the vampire slayers to kill lesbian vampires, or were the vampire slayers lesbians themselves?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    maybe worth a look

    by Marillion

    on Netflix... The production values don't look half-bad, but you can't always tell with a trailer. <p> Now if you're giving us this, where is the promo for the upcoming "Absolute Powers"????

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Sexybeast, you are correct sir.

    by dr sauch

    I hate cocktease movies. Unless its a really good film otherwise, please don't have super hot girls just north of soft-core.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:35 a.m. CST

    would having Lesbian Vampires around your village be a curse?

    by Groothewarrior

    or a blessing? hmm

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST


    by YackBacker

    Ah, excellent point! Yeah, the only thing I order at UNO's with any confidence is the beer. And that's usually the ONLY thing I order if I'm ever stuck at one. Worst. Chain. Restaurant.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Wampa 1

    by smackfu

    did you just make a reference to a 15 year old SNL sketch?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    So, are they...

    by Royston Lodge

    Killers who happen to be lesbians who take on vampires, or killers who take on vampires who happen to be lesbians, or killers of lesbians who happen to be vampires?

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Yeah this has been on the TWITCH article for weeks....


    ...maybe you should read the best feature on this site once in awhile.

  • Dec. 29, 2008, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Even the trailer voice can't keep from chuckling!

    by SnapT

    What a delight.

  • Dec. 30, 2008, 1:51 a.m. CST

    I'm the second lezbo from the right...

    by Lezbo Milk

    yea I wish. This looks cool on that level of geekdom that only this could be cool on. I'm in line already.