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The New FAST & FURIOUS Poster Is All Shiny & Reflective!!

Published at:  Dec 23, 2008 10:43:31 AM CST



Merrick here...


MTV has the newly unveiled FAST & FURIOUS poster for your consideration.

Slap Vin or Paul to see the whole thing!










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  • Dec 23, 2008 10:46:40 AM CST

    FIRST!

    by volfan8404

  • Dec 23, 2008 10:46:47 AM CST

    first

    by hotshott

    and this is old. saw it on filmdrunk yesterday

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  • Dec 23, 2008 10:47:05 AM CST

    fuck

    by hotshott

  • Dec 23, 2008 10:49:08 AM CST

    bad photoshop physics

    by zom-bot.com

    to clean, to stiff, does no conform to the car properly. they could have had some distortion in the reflection and still know who everyone was.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 10:49:35 AM CST

    So what

    by twisted_lullaby

    it's just called 'Fast & Furious' this time round? They're definitely stretching the usability of that original catchphrase...

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  • Dec 23, 2008 10:51:24 AM CST

    I like it because it's part of a car and then the two actors

    by leafy mcplantsalot

    BAM! Flop....

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  • Dec 23, 2008 10:54:10 AM CST

    Grandmaster Fast and the Furious Five

    by bgdawes

    should be the title of this "film". Harold, I know I'm repeating all talk backers right now but WHERE ARE YOUR DAMN DVD PICKS (we only complain because we love the column).

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  • Dec 23, 2008 11:09:04 AM CST

    Removing "The"

    by zeegloo

    Still basically the same title.

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  • instead, they are doing another Fast and Furious movie. it's so wonderfully tragic that i have to smile.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 11:29:11 AM CST

    I'm glad that the old cast is back............but

    by evangelion217

    If you need the old cast to save a dying franchise, then the franchise is already dead. Plain and simple.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 11:35:10 AM CST

    FAST AND FURIOUS FUCKING YOUR EYEBALLS IN 2009

    by chetedawg

    ya knew it was comin

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  • Dec 23, 2008 11:52:15 AM CST

    no subject

    by mrpopular

    Is it bad that i'm kinda excited... It might be a cheap photoshop poster but damn that Dodge Charger is like liquid sex

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  • Dec 23, 2008 11:57:35 AM CST

    it wont flop because.....

    by chetedawg

    Sequels flop because they just cant hold a candle to the original. In this franchise however,all three have had horrible plots, horrible dialogue and horrible acting (read diesel, walker as leads). YET IT HAS MADE A SHIT TON OF MONEY. that it is why it wont flop, because it cant.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 12:12:09 PM CST

    The Wave is the best film of 2008!

    by irc-hollywood

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1063669/

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  • Dec 23, 2008 12:21:43 PM CST

    gay gay gay

    by disfigurehead

  • Dec 23, 2008 12:26:12 PM CST

    Shit poster.

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    They should've just used the car and the names instead of photoshopping in the cast. The angle of the reflection makes no sense and makes the poster look amateurish. Everyone who goes to this will know who the actors are.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 12:30:50 PM CST

    Ironhelix, what have you done with your life lately?

    by mattmanreturns

    I know every one of those actors' names. Who the fuck are you?

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  • Dec 23, 2008 12:49:51 PM CST

    Who the fuck are you, Mattman?

    by iamjack'suserid

    BTW, Paul Walker is the worst actor in Hollywood. He hasn't even convinced me that he's alive.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 12:59:07 PM CST

    'The' is soooo 90s

    by spandau belly

    I think Fast & Furious is an okay slimmed down title, especially since this one is supposed to take place before Tokyo Drift, calling it 3 Fast 3 Furious might confuse people.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 1:10:44 PM CST

    nobody looks furious in that poster

    by arcadiands

    FAST & PERTURBED: THE COFFEESHOP PITSTOP

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  • just sayin

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  • Dec 23, 2008 1:32:02 PM CST

    The reflection in the car...

    by zyuray2

    I see Vin Diesel in it!! Aw.. forget it, no one will believe it.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 1:42:09 PM CST

    AICN has long since given up....

    by iamjack'suserid

    Old, secondhand news, bullshit rumors, and half-assed reviews (especially Harry's, who's reviews are unintelligible and usually monetarily-influenced) are all this site has. I don't know why I still come here really.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 1:56:57 PM CST

    They should've reflected the car off of

    by skimn

    Diesel's shiny domehead, and had the characters reflected in the car's surface. It's the Furious meta-poster.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 1:58:32 PM CST

    It's called Fast and Furious?

    by knuckleduster

    That's like calling the next Batman movie "Batman". I wonder what Vin Diesel's getting paid for this. Probably not the original $20 million he was demanding after the first one. I see DTV in his future.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 2:05:37 PM CST

    even turds can be shiny

    by ls420

    shitty poster

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  • Dec 23, 2008 2:05:38 PM CST

    75% chance speed racer will be better.

    by wowsucks

    What is the after market performance wing manufacturers hurting for business or what? I mean I know a Formula wing spoilers looks SOOOOO cool on your civic but really.. Muscle car cool, rice belongs in hot water in a pan. (Or the cool microwave version)

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  • Dec 23, 2008 2:15:11 PM CST

    ^ what did that guy just say?

    by arcadiands

  • Dec 23, 2008 2:23:13 PM CST

    ^^Huh?

    by willyer hero

  • Dec 23, 2008 2:30:58 PM CST

    Theyshould have called it THE FAST AND THE...

    by leafy mcplantsalot

    to build anticipation and leave room for a sequel

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  • Dec 23, 2008 2:31:02 PM CST

    Too shiny...too reflective

    by abominable snowcone

    Put some flames or nipples on there

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  • Dec 23, 2008 2:48:21 PM CST

    Who are the ad wizards...

    by wampa 1

    ...that came up with this one?

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  • Dec 23, 2008 3:00:27 PM CST

    So...Is this a REMAKE or something?

    by banzai rootskibango

    I don't get it...did they remake the first film over again?

    Are they that low on original ideas that they're now remaking bad movies from only a few years ago?

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  • Dec 23, 2008 5:16:21 PM CST

    WEAK SAUCE!!!!!!!

    by raidahguy

    These chumps are trying to scratch their way back into the spotlight and it aint working. All their movies blows heavy chunks. Looks like they realized their muscles and bad acting can only get them so far, go ask for advice from the Vam Daminator.............

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  • Dec 23, 2008 5:31:51 PM CST

    HAHA - What a stupid ass poster

    by geraldbeans

    This poster absolutely sucks. You can't even see the stars. Who's idea was this?? Totally ruins a cool tagline: "New model. Original parts."

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  • Dec 23, 2008 6:56:37 PM CST

    so, zom-bot

    by rockmsockm

    Are we supposed to take a laughably picayune photoshop geek comment seriously from a guy who can't even spell? Anyone else see the irony here?

    On topic: good poster.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 7:36:17 PM CST

    Ghetto rats, Thugs and stroller pushing welfare bitches

    by conspiracy

    are already lining up to see this fucking shit. Playing at a Theater, closest to the City Bus transfer station, near you.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 7:39:03 PM CST

    Why is this site flogging this cow?

    by jimmay

    I get that one of you front pagers obviously thinks this is a big deal, but the reaction from everyone else thus far has been tepid at best. Did the news that the Rosemary's Baby remake is dead completely escape you or did you really think that a crappy poster for a shitty movie was more important?

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  • Dec 23, 2008 7:40:45 PM CST

    i wish speedracer hadn't flopped.

    by warcraft

    they should have taken out the villains corny rant and all the crap about racing honor and kept to the fun, simple stuff, like fast fucking cars and kung fu. the script writer over complicated the plot, or at least tried to, which either way, produced shitty results.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 8:03:36 PM CST

    That's a good tagline, though.

    by maxthesilent

    I dunno... It might be good to see Vin Diesel in a big film again.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 8:07:10 PM CST

    Vin comes full circle.....

    by quake ii

    Next, maybe he'll be a co-star in Spielberg's next film.

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  • Dec 23, 2008 10:31:46 PM CST

    There's nothing left to say, except - Paul Walker gotta eat.

    by orionsangels

  • Dec 23, 2008 11:47:01 PM CST

    Vin Diesel will be blowing dudes on DVD within five years

    by cruel_kingdom

    It will start out all innocent with him just making Seagal-like DTV movies, and then, next thing you know, he's got that cock in his mouth that we all suspected for so long anyway. Such is the natural progression of this "career" of his.

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  • Dec 24, 2008 1:14:11 AM CST

    It's different

    by johnno

    I'll give it that... but I'm not at all anticipating this.

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  • Dec 24, 2008 2:12:09 AM CST

    IAmJack'sUserID

    by mattmanreturns

    Nice job completely missing my point.

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  • Dec 24, 2008 3:32:10 AM CST

    I'm cautiously optimistic. IMO only 2 sucked.

    by mr nicholas

  • Dec 24, 2008 3:32:11 AM CST

    I'm cautiously optimistic. IMO only 2 sucked.

    by mr nicholas

  • Dec 24, 2008 4:08:10 AM CST

    Doesn't Michelle Rodriguez look hot?

    by c a iversen

    No. Not at all. Angry, hard-faced, man-women don't do it for me. Is it just me, or are her balls growing so fast she'll soon sound like Ren Hoek?

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  • Dec 24, 2008 5:22:30 AM CST

    The first movie was great

    by mr gorilla

    Really perfect genre-movie making, on a par with any of the crime genre shit from Hollywood from 40's on. Much more deft than it is ever given credit for.

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  • Dec 24, 2008 12:46:42 PM CST

    I bet Vin goes full retard in this one.

    by mr spork

    In his other movies, he's only half.

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  • Dec 25, 2008 6:28:40 AM CST

    TOKYO DRIFT was the WORST MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER

    by vesuvio

    Seriously, the worst. I even wrote an essay about it.

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