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Are We Ready For Bruckheimer's G-FORCE?!
Merrick here...
USA Today has a look at some characters from the Jerry Bruckheimer produced G-FORCE.
This one's directed by FX demigod Hoyt Yeatman (Cronenberg's THE FLY, THE ABYSS, ARMAGEDDON, THE ROCK, and many more) and is, essentially, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE with Guinea Pigs.
Follow the headset wearing rodent to find more!!
The film opens next Summer, complete with a score by Brucklheimer's actionmeister Trevor Rabin.
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Whaaaat!
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...remembe how well Beverly Hills Chihuahua did at the Box Office!
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I thought this was gonna be a poorly dubbed Gatchaman.
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Thought it was the real anime 80's G-Force dammit. And when are going to see a big screen Reboot?
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Dec 23, 2008 10:37:38 AM CST
Damn, I thought this was Gatchaman/Battle of the Planets news...
by photoboy
Oh well. :(
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Shoot I was hoping for Tiny, Princess, Mark, Keyop, and Jason
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Hopefully!
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Don't want to get ahead of myself.
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Hmmm... maybe this started as a G-Force/Gatchaman remake and then, after some script refinement, the suits whittled our heroes down to two, got rid of their wings, and made them guinea pigs...
Isn't anyone working on an actual live action Gatchaman? It must be happening somewhere. That could be cool. -
DAMN YOU, JERRY BRUCKHEIMER!!!
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Richard Gere. Hey 35 years ago we had The Day Of The Dolphin with George C Scott directed by Mike Nichols, nowadays we get this. But Sam Rockwell as chief rodent! This may be a good/bad time at the movies as was Cats vs Dogs.
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...now "G-Force." Are there no other names for movies that haven't already been used in other media, fooling us geeks into thinking that it's an adaptation of the original material?
PS: Let us not forget that "Team America" was originally a comic book about a group of motorcycle riders, based on a short-lived line of toys back in the mid-'80s.
PPS: "Iceman" and "Quicksilver" were not movies about the Marvel mutants. -
Guinea pigs is great...... for me to poop on!
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Into thinking this was a live action movie about those birdmen in space cartoon. You know, what's-its-fuck.
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Are they going to get a real hermaphrodite to play Zoltar?? These are the answers that I seek. AICN you have failed me.
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Oh yeah... that would be worse.
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Nope, not really...
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BRING ON We3!!!!!!!!!
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Those two shit eating rodents are not G-Force.
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...was clicking on this with the joy of reading about super heros in bird suits fighting intergalactic battles with space ships conjured from my childhood dreams, only to find this.
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to save a baby movies site and save the day!
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when does the dark haired rodent smash the glass over the big red button to go into phoenix mode?
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He was made for the role. Or maybe Keanu Reeves...
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Richard Gere should have been a shoo-in...
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It should be illegal for me to be THIS funny.
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no Battle of the Planets for Samsquanch.
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Hamsters!! Freaking Hamsters!!
When they get into that pyramid and start spinning around they are only going to have the wind velocity of a Hoover vacuum cleaner!!
AND NO PRINCESS PANTY SHOT EITHER!!! I don't wanna see hamster tang!@@! -
It HAS to be ... who, in their right mind, in such dire economic times, would fund the production of a hi-tech "spy-hamster" movie ? No ... it's a hoax. NO other explanation is possible. That is all.
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Pic had me worried.
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... over all known frequencies! Calling all Peruvian flute bands! Repeat, calling all Peruvian flute bands! Report at once to the nearest multiplex cinema in your assigned vicinity. Repeat, report at once to the nearest multiplex cinema in your assigned vicinity! Attack imminent, target: movie goers worldwide! Prepare to engage enemy and await further instructions. Repeat, prepare to engage enemy!
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...heh... actually, the Japanese translation for that was the original name of the character in Gatchaman. Okay, no it wasnt.
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My G-Force is that Japanese cartoon of the eighties. With the R2D2 style robot and badass action.
What is a guinea pig doing there? -
and the Princess?
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This is like printing money! I'd love to have heard that pitch.
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fuckers.
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Fuck I almost came at the prospect of a live action Gatchaman movie. Ah fuck it all.
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Just thought I'd throw that in there since no one else had.
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I predict it'll make $150M minimum.
Never bet against the idiocy and poor taste of the general public...you'll loose every time. -
And not the redone Americanized "Battle of the Planets" version either...I don't need no 7-Zark-7.
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Every one that sees that title gets excited thinking it's about "GATCHAMAN", only to get highly dissapointed when they find out it's about guina pigs. Which makes people hate that movie even more for giving them false hope in seeing a "Gatchaman" film.
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It's being made by the folks that made the cgi Ninja Turtles film.
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I hope they also have a chinchilla on the team. Chinchillas are cute as hell.
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http://tinyurl.com/gftiny
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The rodents go up his arse.
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like everbody else I thought this was a Battle of the Planets post. I was actually excited to hear the Bruk was doing a live action G Force movie.
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A big budget remake starring Will Smith as Ace Hunter, with music by Steve Howe, instead of that poser fill in Trevor Rabin. Mega Force Summer 2010, mark it down....
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Keye Luke doing the voice of a guinea pig. Nope Keye Luke is long gone. RIP.
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...I'll be very surprised.
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I will see this and it will kick ass!
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But at least it's still being penned by Paul Dini.
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Everyone's laughing now and maybe later everyone will be laughing at the idea just before it comes out but I'm telling you I hope Bruckheimer gets sued into changing the name of the movie by the actual G-Force movie crew. Not just because I don't like the idea here really (I'm shocked no one has posted "What the fuck?" about this idea yet, are we that starved for semi-original ideas?) but I also think the guinea pig spy movie makers can come up with an even funnier name than just G-Force. Hey, first this now then we'll see Hamtoro: The Motion Picture (soundtrack by the band Disturbed heh heh)
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lol lol lol
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Dec 23, 2008 11:42:21 PM CST
I already made the Gere joke, but it's still funny, lol
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Get the Peruvian pan flute bands on this one.
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Western culture can't take more than that. Oh, I forgot, TRANFORMERS is execed by Spielberg, not Bruckheimer. Spielberg in the mode of: 'despite my on-the-record dismissal of the 'quick-cutting MTV' style of film-making, I am going to get me some of this Michael Bay shit in, because the likelyhood is that I will make some money off beaming violent images into kids' brains'.
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I would kill to see a movie based on the greatest japanimation series in history. As long as bruckheimer stays away from it. It will happen for sure.
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Surely those crazy Japanese will demand one sooner or later. We can but dream.
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You said "I predict it'll make $150M minimum. Never bet against the idiocy and poor taste of the general public...you'll loose every time." If you're gonna crack on peoples' stupidity, you should spell "lose" correctly. Nothing personal. Just saying.
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