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Five Enter!! CBS Pours Sugar On Tonight’s SURVIVOR: GABON Finale!!
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Autumn's “Survivor” finale week always brings fond memories of Harry’s sore-hinder extravaganza. The almost-last episode is always on as I’m getting hammered the first night in my Austin hotel room, and the last episode is always on Sunday night as I wake from my post-Butt-Numb-A-Thon nap.
Jessica “Sugar” Kiper’s ascension to the final five gave me an excuse to rewatch her four “Gilmore Girls” episodes Friday night. (This was no chore; “Gilmore” – now chock-full of dated references – still makes me laugh like a hyena on nitrous. Somebody put Amy Sherman back to work already.) For the curious, Sugar played Jess Mariano’s placeholder girlfriend, which means she spent a sizeable chunk of her screentime each episode simply making out with Milo Ventimiglia, the broody fellow who went on to play Peter Petrelli on “Heroes.” (In her debut episode, making out with Ventimiglia is literally all Kiper does; we don’t see her face until her second episode.) Her biggest episode is her third, 3.4, in which she finds herself selling Rory’s pal Lane Kim some purple hair dye.
If you missed it, we’ve proof of Sugar's modeling career:
In Thursday’s penultimate episode, Kenny’s devious ploy to blindside Bob – by appealing to Bob’s sense of fair play in an effort to trick him into parting with his hard-won immunity idol – was thwarted by Sugar’s alliance-defying warning to Bob of Kenny’s duplicity. Sugar also surrendered her own long-held immunity idol to save a fellow contestant. So I’m a big fan of Sugar right now.
Sugar, Bob, Matty and Susie all voted Gold medal-winning Olympic track star Crystal Cox into the jury box, where she met an icy reception from her fellow evictees:
One of these five people will win a million dollars on live TV tonight:
* Kenny Hoang, 22, pro gamer, Westminster, Calif.
* Sugar Kiper, 29, actress/model, Brooklyn, N.Y.
* Matty Whitmore, 29, pro trainer, Pacific Palisades, Calif.
* Susie Smith, 47, hairdresser, Charles City, Iowa
* Bob Crowley, 58, physics teacher, Portland, Maine
The four who voted off Crystal, one assumes, will be gunning for the deceitful Kenny.
Matty is the only contestant of the five who has not yet won individual immunity.
Audition tapes:
8 p.m. Sunday. CBS.
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Certainly better out there though.
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.. to play Wonder Woman! You heard it here FIRST!
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Amy Poehler left
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or Bob :)
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Dec 14, 2008 12:38:06 AM CST
Amanda should show up and blow a third final council.
by flim springfield
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...she's crazier than a loon but kind of cute when she doesn't put all that shit in her face. But LORD is she whacked in the head. I don't know where the name Sugar came from either, unless it's talking about all the candy she puts up her nose. But I hope she wins, she's had a rough life and that'll help her out.
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Not the greatest season by any means, but still, with Bob, Sugar, and Kenny still in this, I'm definitely looking forward to it.
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I hope there won't be a final three, I hate when they do that. They should do one last surprise immunity challenge where not only does the winner avoid being voted out, but they get to send one of the remaining people or someone in the jury packing, thus potentionally getting a bad vote off the table. The trick here though, is the person that is eliminated gets a spot in the next season of the show.
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I think Kenny will go to Susie and try to get her to get Matty back on his side to take out Bob if immunity lets them. He's too much of a threat and Susie has to know that. Bob's voted out, and number six on the jury. That alliance won't last long when Matty refuses to vote Sugar out for saving his ass with the hidden immunity necklace and Kenny is the last jury member. Even with Sugar's mvp move this past week, I don't see her winning this. She's definitely got the fanvote wrapped up, but not the jury vote. Randy & Corinne hate her, and I seriously doubt Crystal and Kenny would vote for her....unless Kenny respected her game. And I don't see Susie beating Matty. So Matty get's the cash. I'd like to see Sugar or Bob win, but I know it won't happen.
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Crying and calling Kenny and Crystal and Matty going on about how "good will prevail". It's fucking Survivor not MySpace.
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...if Michael Gambon were in it and it was called "Survivor: Gambon".
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or are the castoff's acting like a bunch of bitches? seriously its like what....season 17 or something? Shit happens folks...people stab each other in the back and you get bounced off....those are the breaks....wow what a bunch of immature pansies..."look at me I aint talkin to her cause she voted me out"....tards...
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funny how the "gay" guy is the only one that actually has a bit of compassion towards the "outcast"....just sayin...
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Are you &%$#@ kidding me. NO ONE knew if Sugar's idol was real until Jeff said so. And that's just the start...2. TWO PEOPLE FALLING FOR FAKE IDOLS!!! WTF!?! 3. The biggest threat in the game is Bill Nye The Science Guy. 4. The only truly physical threat (Matty)...hasn't been able to put down his grandfather in ANY physical challenge. 5. An OLYMPIC gold medalist gets outsprinted on FOUR occasions (Hmmm...juicing much?) 6. I can't think for the life of me how a gamer, a pin-up, my pappy and the lady from the taco stand managed to hammer one of the best athletes on the planet. 7. NOBAG?? Worst tribe name EVER! Which is sadder...that they went with the name...or that no one stood up and vetoed it?? 8. More blindsides than a Myanmarian monk round-up...with military bounties. 9. Jeff Probst having to hold back laughter at almost every tribal because of all the chest-beating and hand-tipping...just before the chest-beating hand-tippers got demolished in the voting. 10. Bob boiling up resins, mining his own copper, stringing strips of wildebeest hide...and making TWO idols which looked better than the real thing (a far cry from the hacked up chunk of driftwood Ozzy used). 11. The uncontrolled laughter when Randy "King of Gabon" tried to play one of the idols. (The only sad thing is that Jeff didn't keep the idol to use on the next installment.) 12. And finally...and only because I'm tired...when ask about what stood out about this group of Survivors...Jeff Probst said simply, "Corinne. Not likeable." And he couldn't have hit that shrill nail on the head any harder. That crazy lady who got eliminated as soon as they hit the beach and sang her well-crafted Survivor song, (Wanda...was it?) had more tact. Anyway, Grump...OUT!!
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...I meant to say GRUMPY OUT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlG-22rsp_s
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As you can see... She's been holding all the cards for a long time now...
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But my money is on Matty for $200. Wow Sugar really fucked everybody over with her flip flops.
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Since episode 1 were GC, Crystal, and Kenny. I was sad to see Crystal go, but at least Kenny's still in the running. I liked Sugar until she turned on Kenny and Crystal, dumb crying bitch.
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to agree to THROW AWAY an immunity idol, and then he gets voted out. Well said, Flim Springfield. "Amanda, why do you think you deserve to win?""Well, gameplay is very important and while I respect your gameplay the game was played and everyone deserves to be here but they aren't. It's um hard. You know, Lemon Pie. Concrete and..."
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Maybe they could have the winner become the new lead singer for Survivor?
Anyway, my dream Survivor season would have the show going to two nights a week and actually having two different casts. When the time for the merge rolls around they swerve everybody by bringing in a whole new set of Survivor contestants from the other group that none of the players know anything about. Talk about paranoia. That would totally destroy everybody's game and would be entertaining as hell to watch...
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both are cool and smart...one is really cute.
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How could people NOT have known she had the idol. Are they idiots? I have mad respect for Bob right now. He's on a role and showed an evil side. I hope they are part of the final three.
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Crystal went through her bag and found it. I think Matt and Suzie were there too but am not sure.If it is a final 3 I hope it is Bob, Matt, Sugar. I really hope Suzie does not go to the end. Other than I think one vote she has been a non-entity in this show. So much so that they showed her last episode and I thought "oh yeah, she's still on".If it is a final two I'd like to see it be Matt & Bob.
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Unless they do something like I mentioned earlier, there won't be a eight member jury. There can't be.
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Are you just posting to point out your stupidity?
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How on Earth did Susie make it this far?
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Because no one in the jury would vote for her, it'd be a surefire win.
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Personally, I wasn't much of a Crystal fan, but the other vote-offs (what the hell.. i'm just going to call them "losers" because that's what they are to me now) were just totally acting like little immature brats. And that Corinne bitch trying to justify it by saying "we don't want to act like children, we're just not talking to her at all". Listen, Corrine, that's called "the silent treatment" and it's just as babyish as ripping into someone. Suck it up lady, you lost,... COPE!
Look, I'm not saying they have to be nice to Crystal. It's a free country, you can act however you want. But don't expect people to not judge you as whiny little brats when you act like whiny little brats.
As for who's left, I would be happy if either Bob, Matty, or Sugar won. I'm one of the few people left in the world who agrees with Sugar's statement when she said that "the good guys should win". And overall, Bob, Matty and Sugar all played an overall fair game. I'm not saying they didn't exhibit any trickery, ...they did. But in my opinion, any people they tricked were people that were being douchebags to them first ... I'm looking at you Corinne. -
Fact.
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Really? Colleen was alright, but I always thought there was something off about her, like she's half retarded. Better looking women on every season. EVERY season.
Crystal sucked, glad she was gone. I have to laugh when people talk about Bob being a physical threat. He looks like an extra from Shindler's List. The thing that really disappointed me about this season is nobody is playing really well, with the possible exception of Kenny.
Too much crying, to much taking stuff personal. Bob deserves to win based on challenge performance alone, but even he has made some massive mis-steps with the game. -
The one week CBS doesn't air a second game in favor of rodeo or motorcross they go and interefere with my Sugar ooglin'.
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Why the hell would you pass up the oppurtunity to take him out now?
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Game over.
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I might've actually called it this year.
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They got to. He's guaranteed to win.
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With the possible exception of ice cream boy giving up immunity, this would be the dumbest move ever not getting rid of Bob. I like the dude, but he is guaranteed to win.
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THERE'S NO TIES IN THE FINAL FOUR! There's apparently a lot of crying, but there's no tie.
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Once again, I fail at predicting the winner.
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She just let Bob win the million dollars. What a fucking retard.
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After starting to make everybody believe that she wasn't just the stupid blonde, goes ahead and proves that is exactly what she is. And yes, Corrine definitely needs to be bitch slapped. What a loathsome human being.
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...just to see what we already know is gonna happen? Sugar better get into it with Corrine and Randy or something.
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She is guaranteed in the finals. She will either have to go up against Bob or Matty (and Sugar). Bob & Matt are much more liked than Sugar; more likely to split the vote. She should have voted out Sugar.
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Hef will definately give her a call, and if Gelman's smart, he'll do the same and let her fill in for Kelly Ripa. And she'll probably get a car or $100 grand in the fanvote in a little while......HOLY FUCKING SHIT...Bob's warming up to Sugar!???
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Bob = 70 for Sugar & SusieBut I think Kenny might hold a grudge and vote for Suzie.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT...Randy's warming up to Sugar!???
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Did you mean Randy?Corrinne's going to be a bitch, what a surprise.
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That sneer Crystal gave Sugar.
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She was there right next to Suzie all the way.
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It's a shame someone that looks so much like Karen Allen is as disgusting a human being as Corrine.
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and make it a sitcom.
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I wish someone would push Randy into the fire. LOL..Has a more loathsome human being existed? Outside of Corinne, of course...
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would be that arrogant.
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if I had it, I would offer it for for one clean punch to Corrine's face. Cunt!!!
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I'd rather have that then 10 minutes of the final 3 counting how many days they'd been there and burning stuff.
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Because he doesn't surround himself with people who are as awful as you Corrinne,
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She said that about Bob!??? REALLY??? WTF is wrong with that girl?
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VA VA VA BOOM!
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is this going the way it looks like it is going?
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was a lot closer than it should have been. I think it reinforces my theory that Suzie should have booted Sugar to go up against Matt & Bob and hope to have them split the vote.Holy coconuts, did you see the ass on I think it was either Kelly or Jackie (the one in the red mini dress)?
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Please seek therapy.
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had to start a fire and, after an hour, neither could?
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in 4 tribes. Was that Cook Islands?
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Jesus people, Corinne told it like it was and people boo her (and Sugar eggs it on). Waaa - I can't get over a death... Move on
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All-star's reunion.
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Dec 14, 2008 10:06:15 PM CST
Michelle (first voted off) looks like she'd rather be anywher
by big jim
but there.
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or a bit of both?
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That tag-along Susie shouldn't have gotten a single vote! Thank God Bob won! He deserved it far more than the two girls.
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Sugar is just as cruel and mean-spirited (her gloating as Randy was booted) as Corrinne is but hides it with that goofy cutesy schtick. I don't like Corrine, but Sugar is the one with the black heart and mean streak.
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Randy was a dick.
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That was his "punishment" for being a jerk. Sugar showed her true colors with the gloating. She's a bitch and that's the reason she didn't get a single jury vote. The jury member (doctor?) tonight on the reunion portion of the show hinted at Sugar being less than nice if you spent all that time with her instead of just seeing the edited clips.
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But someone who gets on their high horse about being good to people and wanting the good people to win (when voting the worthless Crystal off) and to be such a bitch to Randy. I know Randy was a jerk, but does that make it okay? I think I said this above, but though this season was entertaining the cast was lackluster. Def. lacking in the intelligence department as far as game playing is concerned.
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Randy was a dick.
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Dec 14, 2008 10:47:09 PM CST
Susie did good in the final council, Bob was too cocky.
by flim springfield
And Sugar wasn't even trying. What the hell? Why get that close to a million dollars and not even reach for it??
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Dec 14, 2008 10:49:09 PM CST
mjbok1- I agree. An entertaining, but not well-played season.
by flim springfield
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Didn't she say she never even thought of winning a million dollars when Marcus' was questioning her?
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but once she got to the final 4, and she was deciding who to vote against, Bob or Matty, you would think it would sink in. From what we saw she and everyone else seemed to simply accept that the final 3 would be Suzie, with her immunity, Sugar, and either Bob or Matty. Sure she was a longshot to win but she could have made more of an effort. Maybe she was pulling for Bob and didn't want to take votes away from him; maybe she figured any votes she might get would be Bob's votes and not Suzie's. Either way, once again, the third finalist is irrelevant.
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Too bad we didn't see more of them
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Dec 14, 2008 11:45:06 PM CST
Sugar saving Bob reminded me of Colby in Australia:
by flim springfield
He brought Tina to the final because of his creepy Mom issues, and this season's win was decided by Sugar's loss of her father.
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That gloating was well deserved! That fuck Randy insisted on a scorched earth policy on his last days at camp...and then he became such a fucking BABY when it was used against him! That was a priceless moment that will live in Survivor history! The sad part is that he is one damaged human being in real life. He is one of those SURVIVOR players, like Corrine, who don't get that it is a t.v. show. How you can come to HATE complete strangers ON A GAME SHOW is such a tip-off to how their real lives are so screwed up.
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But he was funny as fuck on the reunion show, will give him that.
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Anyone who plays the "stop crying about your dead father if he's actually dead" card needs to be bitch-slapped by the front end of an 18-wheeler.
And she probably thought she was being clever and funny, but like Probst said, she obviously needs to work on her standup.
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Loved Survivor this go around! Can't wait for another - and HELL YEAH to the idea that they should make a Randy/Corrine sitcom.
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I'd love to see a version of Survivor where they take Corrine and drop that cunt in the middle of some war torn middle eastern country. If she lives for 39 days she wins, if she gets killed...we win.
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Why did she not even try during the final tribal? She might as well have just said "vote for Bob." She was the best tactical player at the end. Her strategy was based on her fucked up emotional state, but after she made her decision, she executed well.
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