Home Cool News Coaxial Reviews Zone Chat Contact Us Sign in

BNAT X - The Fake Line-Up

Hey folks, Harry here... Every year - as a sort of tradition - I've playfully put up a list of films that would be an ALTERNATE BNAT that you folks at home could play along with. It has become a guessing game, and something kinda evil on my part to torment and torture the guessers with. This year - is a kinda crazy year for so many reasons, the least of which is... well... it's the 10th Anniversary - so I'm supposed to exceed expectations - and I'm not entirely sure I've done that, but I do know I am so fucking pleased with the line-up, that I won't know what to do with myself.

Here we go...

1. THE CHAMP (1931)

2. SOMEWHERE IN TIME (1980)

3. ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010)

4. ISHTAR (1987)

5. THE STING (1973)

6. KURENAI NO BUTA (1992)

7. FLASH GORDON (1980)

8. GOJIRA TAI MEKAGOJIRA (1974)

9. DIAL M FOR MURDER (1954)

10. THE THIRD MAN (1949)

11. BIRTH OF A NATION (1915)

12. FIRESTARTER (1984)

13. THE DAY THE EARTH CAUGHT FIRE (1961)

14. GREEN HORNET (2010)

15. WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? (1978)

16. EL CID (1961)

17. A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)

Now - remember the above titles are ONLY a type of clue to the film or film segment that is playing. This year there are 17 separate things that make up the whole. Lots of guests - and a good deal of sneak peeks. Till sometime on the otherside of BNAT - this is Harry wishing all of you the best of times. Take care and enjoy as many movies as you can - as this is BUTT-NUMB-A-THON weekend and even if you didn't get in or try. Call some friends and enjoy this wacky love we all share of cinema...

AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Click for previous story Talk Back More on this story Click for next story

User login

Reader Talkback


by Your Moms Box
Dec 13th, 2008
12:03:34 AM
numbed yet humbled.
by opacity
Dec 13th, 2008
12:06:20 AM
Rock on!
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 13th, 2008
12:06:40 AM
FUCK YOUR MOM'S BOX
by Loosejerk
Dec 13th, 2008
12:06:59 AM
The Champ = The Wrestler
by MaxCalifornia.
Dec 13th, 2008
12:18:30 AM
A Boy and His Dog = The Road?
by MaxCalifornia.
Dec 13th, 2008
12:22:11 AM
Alice in Wonderland
by The 76th Cave
Dec 13th, 2008
12:24:38 AM
Firestarter = Push
by MaxCalifornia.
Dec 13th, 2008
12:29:13 AM
Green Hornet--The Spirit.
by MCVamp
Dec 13th, 2008
12:32:13 AM
El Cid = Che
by MaxCalifornia.
Dec 13th, 2008
12:32:26 AM
Who is killing the chefs = Watchmen
by MaxCalifornia.
Dec 13th, 2008
12:37:04 AM
Scream 4
by White Goodman
Dec 13th, 2008
12:42:19 AM
Two things about this list
by zacdilone
Dec 13th, 2008
12:47:02 AM
BIRTH OF A NATION
by Series7
Dec 13th, 2008
12:51:55 AM
The Wrestler & Benjamin Button are 1 & 2
by exie
Dec 13th, 2008
01:19:56 AM
I wouldn't mind...
by Don Lockwood
Dec 13th, 2008
01:20:15 AM
Somewhere in Time
by Bloo
Dec 13th, 2008
01:20:59 AM
forgout about Ben Button
by Bloo
Dec 13th, 2008
01:22:33 AM
should be
by kobain
Dec 13th, 2008
01:38:01 AM
now I can't stop thinking about that
by kobain
Dec 13th, 2008
01:39:42 AM
the day the earth caught fire= 2012
by Citizin_insane
Dec 13th, 2008
01:51:03 AM
Somewhere in Time = Timecrimes? FG = Star Trek?
by Johnny Smith
Dec 13th, 2008
01:58:44 AM
Predictions
by paint
Dec 13th, 2008
02:19:16 AM
Ishtar might be a Road picture with Hope and Crosby
by aint_it_cruel?
Dec 13th, 2008
02:21:19 AM
3. Coraline?
by filmcans
Dec 13th, 2008
04:26:27 AM
8. Monsters Vs. Aliens
by filmcans
Dec 13th, 2008
04:27:20 AM
6. Ponyo?
by filmcans
Dec 13th, 2008
04:29:22 AM
Birth Of A Nation = Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans?
by DerLanghaarige
Dec 13th, 2008
04:41:58 AM
5. Duplicity
by filmcans
Dec 13th, 2008
05:11:55 AM
13. Knowing
by filmcans
Dec 13th, 2008
05:29:42 AM
Easy
by England's Finest
Dec 13th, 2008
06:16:27 AM
Damn it
by mastidon
Dec 13th, 2008
06:24:07 AM
somewhere in time
by carneguisada
Dec 13th, 2008
07:46:41 AM
The Sting = The Brothers Bloom
by Garbageman33
Dec 13th, 2008
07:54:58 AM
7. Avatar footage?
by filmcans
Dec 13th, 2008
08:10:15 AM
intercuting
by g-ride9000
Dec 13th, 2008
08:17:36 AM
Boy & his Dog
by mastidon
Dec 13th, 2008
08:47:19 AM
Seventeen?!?
by 433
Dec 13th, 2008
09:00:58 AM
3 more hours!
by hippolyta
Dec 13th, 2008
09:07:53 AM
My expert guesses
by The Reluctant Austinite
Dec 13th, 2008
09:10:18 AM
This is cool
by Turd Furgeson
Dec 13th, 2008
09:23:06 AM
one is for sure
by Uga
Dec 13th, 2008
09:41:18 AM
Oh and 9, I think, is Valkyrie
by The Reluctant Austinite
Dec 13th, 2008
09:49:43 AM
Boy & His Dog: Wolfman Sneak Peek?
by DerLanghaarige
Dec 13th, 2008
09:56:58 AM
Monsters Vs Aliens? Coraline....
by gotilk
Dec 13th, 2008
10:44:16 AM
You guys are guessing WAY too much new stuff
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 13th, 2008
10:56:18 AM
Trek? 2012? M vs A? You guys are kidding yourselves
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 13th, 2008
10:59:35 AM
Obviously he got Star Trek....
by Quake II
Dec 13th, 2008
11:03:45 AM
El Cid = EL SEED (The Tick's arch nemesis)
by RyanMurray
Dec 13th, 2008
11:31:32 AM
Yeah, but the new stuff is the only one we can guess.
by DerLanghaarige
Dec 13th, 2008
11:35:41 AM
ALICE = WHERE WILD THINGS ARE
by Maxer
Dec 13th, 2008
11:39:17 AM
Porco Rosso = Ponyo On The Cliff By The Sea?
by psychedelic
Dec 13th, 2008
12:17:02 PM
By the way, Los Angeles folks
by psychedelic
Dec 13th, 2008
12:23:42 PM
Watchmen
by DannyOcean01
Dec 13th, 2008
12:35:52 PM
Dial M for Murder = My Bloody Valentine 3-D
by SmokeFilledTavern
Dec 13th, 2008
01:18:21 PM
Zacdilone, great points...
by SmokeFilledTavern
Dec 13th, 2008
01:22:22 PM
it's not this teasing that's annoying...
by billyhitchcock
Dec 13th, 2008
01:32:22 PM
i believe it started today
by birdy birdman
Dec 13th, 2008
01:37:47 PM
Godzilla V. MechaGodzilla is T4
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Dec 13th, 2008
01:37:54 PM
El Cid = The 10 Commandments (Heston? -- 10 anniversary)
by mpiehler
Dec 13th, 2008
02:10:54 PM
mpiehler
by Fico
Dec 13th, 2008
02:26:45 PM
I hope they do show The Sting
by Big Jim
Dec 13th, 2008
02:27:35 PM
I guess A boy and his dog = The Road...
by The Dum Guy
Dec 13th, 2008
02:31:10 PM
mpiehler
by DannyOcean01
Dec 13th, 2008
02:32:04 PM
The Road
by DannyOcean01
Dec 13th, 2008
02:32:55 PM
Birth of a Nation = Black Dynamite
by ChocolateJesusMan
Dec 13th, 2008
02:34:59 PM
BNAT XXX
by BGDAWES
Dec 13th, 2008
02:37:53 PM
Fico & DannyOcean
by mpiehler
Dec 13th, 2008
02:52:55 PM
Hmmmm
by DannyOcean01
Dec 13th, 2008
03:04:35 PM
Well
by thefutureoffilm
Dec 13th, 2008
03:05:06 PM
I'll go with the Watchmen and MBV 3D guesses.
by lalalandlovechild
Dec 13th, 2008
03:22:24 PM
Just heard from a friend at BNAT 10...
by KnightShift
Dec 13th, 2008
04:00:21 PM
What Started BNAT X
by GF2020
Dec 13th, 2008
04:04:11 PM
nice work GF2020...
by billyhitchcock
Dec 13th, 2008
05:02:40 PM
After Benjamin Button...
by GF2020
Dec 13th, 2008
05:56:58 PM
Sahara
by snapcase
Dec 13th, 2008
06:46:51 PM
Valkyrie was next.
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 13th, 2008
09:54:38 PM
valkyrie???
by Timahh
Dec 13th, 2008
09:55:53 PM
I was right about Up, apparently.
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 13th, 2008
09:56:38 PM

by GF2020
Dec 13th, 2008
11:03:22 PM
and you'll get The Road...
by The Dum Guy
Dec 14th, 2008
12:14:28 AM
Even if you didn't get to go to BNAT...
by KnightShift
Dec 14th, 2008
12:32:28 AM
Midnight Lace? Perfect Murder?
by zacdilone
Dec 14th, 2008
12:36:48 AM
I know the answers (spoiler)
by Vern
Dec 14th, 2008
01:03:39 AM
Brilliant Vern.
by Gilkuliehe
Dec 14th, 2008
01:07:22 AM
Vern, you're a fucking genius!
by Horace Cox
Dec 14th, 2008
02:31:29 AM
3-D Valentine
by rockingood
Dec 14th, 2008
04:51:34 AM

by rockingood
Dec 14th, 2008
04:55:52 AM
First 11 Films now known...
by GF2020
Dec 14th, 2008
05:23:37 AM
CHE
by birdy birdman
Dec 14th, 2008
08:23:59 AM
(Almost) Complete List
by paint
Dec 14th, 2008
09:26:26 AM
wow
by Timahh
Dec 14th, 2008
10:08:33 AM
a few gems there for sure, but...
by SmokeFilledTavern
Dec 14th, 2008
10:15:40 AM
Monsters vs. Aliens
by cruisedude4
Dec 14th, 2008
10:47:13 AM
Smoke
by birdy birdman
Dec 14th, 2008
11:27:19 AM
Wow - a decent line-up for once
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 14th, 2008
12:28:33 PM
We're home but CHE is still f***ing playing.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Dec 14th, 2008
12:37:42 PM
But BNAT X was great all over!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Dec 14th, 2008
12:45:06 PM
did you get to see the road???
by slappy jones
Dec 14th, 2008
12:51:52 PM
What was the last thing? (Boy & his Dog)
by Lissa-Triana
Dec 14th, 2008
12:55:47 PM
Boy and His Dog = ?
by paint
Dec 14th, 2008
01:13:24 PM
Che = 2 movies, two hints
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 14th, 2008
01:35:05 PM
Che? Rather sadistic.
by DarthCorleone
Dec 14th, 2008
01:36:53 PM
Boy and his Dog = The Road
by KCMOSHer
Dec 14th, 2008
01:37:29 PM
Boy and His Dog = preview/'clip' from Where the Wild Things Are?
by Bobba Phat
Dec 14th, 2008
01:45:31 PM
Ended with Che
by lex romero
Dec 14th, 2008
01:48:09 PM
Yeah, that CHE almost killed everyone.
by 433
Dec 14th, 2008
01:54:07 PM
The "rare" 80's version of Metropolis?
by DerLanghaarige
Dec 14th, 2008
01:56:35 PM
Reluctant Austinite
by HEADGEEK
Dec 14th, 2008
02:27:37 PM
no need to justify it harold.
by billyhitchcock
Dec 14th, 2008
02:44:34 PM
as for any bellyaching about not seeing all of WATCHMEN
by HEADGEEK
Dec 14th, 2008
02:46:36 PM
Boy & His Dog
by mastidon
Dec 14th, 2008
03:06:11 PM
Full BNAT X list...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 14th, 2008
03:07:38 PM

by AllieJamison
Dec 14th, 2008
03:11:15 PM
AllieJamison
by mastidon
Dec 14th, 2008
03:17:02 PM
Any good swag?
by zacdilone
Dec 14th, 2008
04:00:14 PM
wikipedia listing is full of errors
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 14th, 2008
04:01:43 PM
hey harry
by ranma627
Dec 14th, 2008
04:04:52 PM
My god this sounded fantastic...
by DocBosch
Dec 14th, 2008
04:10:58 PM
It's not all about the movies
by Garbageman33
Dec 14th, 2008
04:15:07 PM
Harry, forgive me if this is a dumb question
by TheMcflyFarm
Dec 14th, 2008
04:19:04 PM
TheMcflyFarm
by DocBosch
Dec 14th, 2008
04:25:01 PM
Oh never mind...
by DocBosch
Dec 14th, 2008
04:25:49 PM

by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 14th, 2008
04:30:38 PM
So that's how they do that. Hurmmm...
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 14th, 2008
04:35:11 PM
Thanks DocBosch
by TheMcflyFarm
Dec 14th, 2008
04:36:07 PM
Daa Berrrrrrddzzz!
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 14th, 2008
04:41:12 PM
BNAT & Sleep
by mastidon
Dec 14th, 2008
04:43:26 PM
Can I get a confirmation on THE ROAD?
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 14th, 2008
04:47:06 PM
Hurmmmm...Joe Cartoon....
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 14th, 2008
04:53:33 PM
Okay. What is The Road?
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 14th, 2008
04:56:24 PM
No Road
by Garbageman33
Dec 14th, 2008
05:01:26 PM
L.H.Puttgrass
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 14th, 2008
05:01:59 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by CheriBomb
Dec 14th, 2008
05:02:12 PM
Garbageman33 and CheriBomb
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 14th, 2008
05:05:07 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius, thanks for the info.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 14th, 2008
06:12:28 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 14th, 2008
06:16:38 PM
McG
by filmcans
Dec 14th, 2008
07:25:46 PM
Review submitted
by Nordling
Dec 14th, 2008
07:35:13 PM
McG kinda scared me
by Garbageman33
Dec 14th, 2008
07:43:10 PM
Timahh
by The Funketeer
Dec 14th, 2008
08:00:57 PM
What I would tell McG.
by filmcans
Dec 14th, 2008
08:02:00 PM
ShiftyEyedDog2
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 14th, 2008
09:06:16 PM
Up made you cry crocodile tears????
by evolvingsensblty
Dec 14th, 2008
09:27:17 PM
WATCHMEN footage- review?
by GravitysRainbow
Dec 14th, 2008
09:46:31 PM
How was MBV 3D
by BitterMan23
Dec 14th, 2008
09:52:18 PM
Anyone care to offer a few short blurbs on the new movies shown?
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 14th, 2008
10:47:40 PM
Watchmen
by CheriBomb
Dec 14th, 2008
10:59:37 PM
Crocodile tears
by Garbageman33
Dec 14th, 2008
11:07:40 PM
Short blurbs
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 14th, 2008
11:16:51 PM
45 minutes of UP
by DDMAN26
Dec 14th, 2008
11:23:36 PM
I'm jealous, Bob
by Garbageman33
Dec 14th, 2008
11:32:04 PM
A few more blurbs...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 14th, 2008
11:36:30 PM
Garbageman33
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 14th, 2008
11:38:18 PM
Thanks, Bob & Cheri!
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 15th, 2008
12:19:38 AM
Button
by sloanist
Dec 15th, 2008
01:28:03 AM
L.H!!
by gotilk
Dec 15th, 2008
02:54:19 AM
I wouldn't say that the WATCHMEN footage "followed the graphic n
by 433
Dec 15th, 2008
03:05:14 AM
movies that sucked
by bobsullivan
Dec 15th, 2008
08:41:02 AM
L.H.Puttgrass
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 15th, 2008
10:50:06 AM
Bloom County
by STLost
Dec 15th, 2008
11:13:45 AM

Quick Talkback

Please login to post talkback.