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DAMMIT!!!! Bettie Page Died on my Birthday!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm drunk. I've spent a great day with friends from around the world - drinking heavily and sort of forgetting about all the troubles of the world and the pressures of a tenth BUTT-NUMB-A-THON and I come home - head for the bathroom and my wife says, "AWWW FUCK!" - I say, "What sweetie?" -- -- "BETTIE PAGE DIED"

Wow. On my birthday, this day that I celebrated so awesomely with so many, one of my icons has fallen. I've known BETTIE PAGE as an icon of cult beauty for as long as I can remember. My parents and their friends often spoke of her... and then when OLIVIA and DAVE STEVENS (god rest his soul) put her into the mainstream of cult iconography... Then Joe Johnston and the impossibly lovely Jennifer brought her imagery to life in THE ROCKETEER - and then BETTIE PAGE herself was found to be alive. For years she was rumored to have died, but in reality - she was just living in anonymity, not rich, not getting rich off of her imagery, but then... then she was reborn into a mainstream of cult beauty.

There's no mainstream movies with BETTIE PAGE. But I do have posters of her, most notably TEASERAMA which came out in her heyday - Then in the mid to late nineties the Rock Poster industry played with the iconography of Bettie Page. I remember talking at length about her with Frank Kozik when he lived here in town about the perfection of her look... the glee and innocence to her debauchery. The sweetness of her sadomasochism.

BETTIE PAGE will never die as an icon. Her image has been burnt into the consciousness of the mainstream... be it the hosiery or the leopard print one piece. Be her bound of her spanking, Bettie Page is an image burnt into our minds and carried forever. She left her mark, be it a hand print on the ass of an anonymous tartlet, or simply a smile on our faces.

Bettie Page, wherever you are... I love you and always will...

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First...
by Ravetin
Dec 12th, 2008
01:49:11 AM
Clock's ticking...
by lalalandlovechild
Dec 12th, 2008
01:51:08 AM
Huh. That sucks.
by Snow Is Fun
Dec 12th, 2008
01:57:11 AM
Bettie will live on forever
by Bumpasses Dawg
Dec 12th, 2008
01:58:17 AM
The passing of a icon
by keltic1701
Dec 12th, 2008
02:06:30 AM
no offense Harry
by the milf lover
Dec 12th, 2008
02:06:44 AM
I had pics of Bettie wedged in my top bunk...
by JabbaTheMutt
Dec 12th, 2008
02:06:45 AM
At least you can think of her on your birthday from now on...
by crab_cakes
Dec 12th, 2008
02:07:51 AM
I have nothing but sympathy for her and her loved-ones...
by CoursinLarry
Dec 12th, 2008
02:07:57 AM
This is not a post that matters if your "first" if you have noth
by Nohomo
Dec 12th, 2008
02:09:31 AM
I definitely agree with milflover
by Mattyboy122
Dec 12th, 2008
02:10:46 AM
Milf Lover
by HEADGEEK
Dec 12th, 2008
02:13:11 AM
Another Icon died on my birthday the year I was born...
by HEADGEEK
Dec 12th, 2008
02:16:58 AM
Man, I am speechless
by Chuck_Chuckwalla
Dec 12th, 2008
02:18:48 AM
All my lovers in real life were
by kafka07
Dec 12th, 2008
02:18:57 AM
You Deserve It!!!!!
by medicinaluser
Dec 12th, 2008
02:19:49 AM
She lives in my town.
by brattyben
Dec 12th, 2008
02:21:03 AM
Ravetin...
by Daremo
Dec 12th, 2008
02:31:24 AM
Gawd DAMMIT!!!
by Cash907
Dec 12th, 2008
02:32:00 AM
RIP
by JoeSixPack
Dec 12th, 2008
02:44:25 AM
RIP but...
by yodalovesyou
Dec 12th, 2008
02:44:57 AM
A beautiful Angel
by deadboy1313
Dec 12th, 2008
02:50:46 AM
sucks, she was hot
by El Borak
Dec 12th, 2008
02:53:46 AM
Hats Off Ladies & Gentlemen
by Alen Smithee
Dec 12th, 2008
02:56:24 AM
I am sad.
by Roketopunch
Dec 12th, 2008
03:10:37 AM
Love you Betty.
by Roketopunch
Dec 12th, 2008
03:14:14 AM
Happy Birthday....
by thebearovingian
Dec 12th, 2008
03:32:54 AM
yes Harry it is not all about you..
by Rupee88
Dec 12th, 2008
03:42:04 AM
Harry's got a wife?
by RighteousBrother
Dec 12th, 2008
03:49:35 AM
Bye bye, Bettie
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 12th, 2008
03:58:04 AM
Bye bye, Bettie
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 12th, 2008
03:58:08 AM
Here's that Betti @ age 80 pic mentioned earlier
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 12th, 2008
04:01:09 AM
Rupee88, Agreed.
by Mutley26
Dec 12th, 2008
04:19:07 AM
Man wouldn't it be great to be famous
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Dec 12th, 2008
04:49:14 AM
Rest In Peace
by DarthBodie
Dec 12th, 2008
04:54:23 AM
Definitely a Sad Day
by Arcangel2020
Dec 12th, 2008
06:02:21 AM
A Keanu Reeves movie was released on your birthday
by tangcameo
Dec 12th, 2008
06:08:23 AM
RICK ASTLEY FOR UK XMAS #1
by elbowburger
Dec 12th, 2008
06:12:46 AM
Way to go, 2008. Keep 'em coming...
by Nosferatu Jones
Dec 12th, 2008
06:24:26 AM
And it also sucks to be a famous actor's sibling.
by Nosferatu Jones
Dec 12th, 2008
06:26:06 AM
Re:she wasnt all that beautiful...
by Rameses
Dec 12th, 2008
06:48:58 AM
elbowburger
by terryworld
Dec 12th, 2008
06:51:25 AM
Drag
by Kentucky Colonel
Dec 12th, 2008
07:06:25 AM
Rocketeer...
by floggy bottom
Dec 12th, 2008
07:10:06 AM
One of my cats died yesterday, too.
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 12th, 2008
07:21:08 AM
Thank God Harry's Birthday wasnt Sept 11
by catlettuce4
Dec 12th, 2008
07:24:07 AM
R.I.P
by disfigurehead
Dec 12th, 2008
07:30:05 AM
Why Doesn't This Website "Ever" Post A Picture?
by BojTrek
Dec 12th, 2008
07:31:03 AM
Harry, you love everybody....
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Dec 12th, 2008
07:34:13 AM
And RIP, Bettie
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Dec 12th, 2008
07:35:06 AM
RIP, but hey, there's a new District 13 part 2 trailer up !
by Marsellus
Dec 12th, 2008
07:39:32 AM
Let me be the first to say....
by Gus Van Rant
Dec 12th, 2008
07:44:35 AM
Way to make it all about you Harry.
by MrSundayNight
Dec 12th, 2008
07:52:59 AM
RIP...
by ZoeFan
Dec 12th, 2008
07:55:01 AM
Sad news...
by Kid Z
Dec 12th, 2008
07:57:20 AM
On an unrelated topic...
by Kid Z
Dec 12th, 2008
07:58:28 AM
very insensitive of you, Harry
by omarthesnake
Dec 12th, 2008
08:01:32 AM
you are a fuckhead
by shaell
Dec 12th, 2008
08:14:45 AM
ROBERT PROSKY
by Mosquito March
Dec 12th, 2008
08:19:27 AM
LAME
by D.Vader
Dec 12th, 2008
08:21:25 AM
me me me me me me me me
by hypnotron
Dec 12th, 2008
08:21:39 AM
Harry's headline is like school in the summertime
by SpyGuy
Dec 12th, 2008
08:22:36 AM
Eulogies and the Eulogizer
by PotSmokinAlien
Dec 12th, 2008
08:23:12 AM
Where the hell is the Robert Prosky obit
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 12th, 2008
08:38:22 AM
It's ok Harry...
by Biddlerama
Dec 12th, 2008
08:47:31 AM
I'm going to mourn her death...
by HoboCode
Dec 12th, 2008
08:50:14 AM
Ignore them Harry
by Elwood Blues
Dec 12th, 2008
08:54:02 AM
I'm sad to see her go
by StovetopStuffin'
Dec 12th, 2008
09:14:04 AM
Poor form, Harry.
by Laserbrain
Dec 12th, 2008
09:15:15 AM
I gotta say...
by TJ Donkey Show
Dec 12th, 2008
09:21:57 AM
Way to make this about you
by Mullah Omar
Dec 12th, 2008
09:29:20 AM
Why Are all the Fun People dying?
by cookylamoo
Dec 12th, 2008
09:29:52 AM
And Harry, when you "get home from work".....
by cookylamoo
Dec 12th, 2008
09:31:16 AM
Fun people?
by HoboCode
Dec 12th, 2008
09:36:07 AM
SHE WAS A BABE.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 12th, 2008
09:37:12 AM
Robert Prosky too, folks...
by the_patriot
Dec 12th, 2008
10:03:59 AM
Abe Vigoda is growig stronger with each passing
by Orcus
Dec 12th, 2008
10:10:07 AM
you egostistical fatass
by ArcadianDS
Dec 12th, 2008
10:11:30 AM
Bunny Yeager should pay for the funeral
by snomusic
Dec 12th, 2008
10:14:14 AM
"but me, Im just sad Bettie is gone."
by ArcadianDS
Dec 12th, 2008
10:15:33 AM

by TimBenzedrine
Dec 12th, 2008
10:19:59 AM
Irony
by snomusic
Dec 12th, 2008
10:26:42 AM
Elton John shares my birthday
by HectorTesticulo
Dec 12th, 2008
10:28:32 AM
good-bye Bettie
by marzblackmann
Dec 12th, 2008
10:29:49 AM
Bye bye, Bettie!
by Archive
Dec 12th, 2008
10:38:07 AM
disagree/agree with Harry
by loserguy3000
Dec 12th, 2008
10:38:59 AM
The talkback lashout against Harry here...
by Elwood Blues
Dec 12th, 2008
10:46:14 AM
Recent Pic?
by The8thSamurai
Dec 12th, 2008
10:53:25 AM
Elwood Blues
by ArcadianDS
Dec 12th, 2008
10:58:19 AM
I'm more offended by..
by Cagliostro
Dec 12th, 2008
11:00:13 AM
Bettie Page Tribute.
by Herb West
Dec 12th, 2008
11:19:58 AM
A beautiful woman with a beautiful heart
by LoneGun
Dec 12th, 2008
11:30:41 AM
Happy Birthday, Harry
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Dec 12th, 2008
11:33:16 AM
Bettie Page truly was a living goddess
by oisin5199
Dec 12th, 2008
12:20:04 PM
How inconsiderate of her.
by Andyrooskie
Dec 12th, 2008
12:40:54 PM
I'm going to stain my mattress in tribute.......................
by crackerfarmboy
Dec 12th, 2008
01:53:20 PM
Oh no!! She died on your birsthday!?
by beatleMatt
Dec 12th, 2008
02:36:59 PM
DAMN yOU 2008!
by The_Hypnotoad
Dec 12th, 2008
03:32:30 PM
What Depressing News....
by thelordofhell
Dec 12th, 2008
03:37:32 PM
ABE VIGODA......CRIES FOR YOU ALL!!
by thelordofhell
Dec 12th, 2008
03:40:14 PM
This may sound like a strange question...
by Blue_Demon
Dec 12th, 2008
03:55:05 PM
Sad news
by haggardatbest
Dec 12th, 2008
04:03:01 PM
Nice to see...
by oaser
Dec 12th, 2008
04:04:46 PM
Nice to see...
by oaser
Dec 12th, 2008
04:04:48 PM
or...
by haggardatbest
Dec 12th, 2008
04:09:16 PM
Be comforted Harry...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 12th, 2008
06:00:08 PM
it sucks....
by The Amazing G
Dec 12th, 2008
07:10:43 PM
Anyone ever go to the Shrine auditorium in LA?
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Dec 12th, 2008
07:17:52 PM
Anyone ever go to the Shrine auditorium in LA?
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Dec 12th, 2008
07:19:24 PM
You guys think Harry was bad, go look at WWTDD.
by Kurutteru Yatsu
Dec 12th, 2008
07:54:00 PM
Bunch of tossers
by buffywrestling
Dec 12th, 2008
09:54:15 PM
Important Death on My Birthday
by MrStinger
Dec 12th, 2008
11:52:48 PM
Uncle Forry Died on my Birthday!
by thefraze
Dec 13th, 2008
10:49:05 AM
What The Fuck?
by Samus Aran
Dec 14th, 2008
05:24:59 PM
self centered megalomaniacl Harry?
by onezeroone
Dec 15th, 2008
03:10:43 AM

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