Golden Globes Hail MAMMA MIA But Snub THE DARK KNIGHT!!

I am – Hercules!!
Before jumping to the biggest blue box below, have a look at these best-picture choices from critics associations respected by actual journalists: "Milk": New York Film Critics "WALL-E": Los Angeles Film Critics "Slumdog Millionaire": D.C. Area Film Critics Critics Choice Awards nominees: "The Changeling" "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" "The Dark Knight" "Doubt" "Frost/Nixon" "Milk" "The Reader" "Slumdog Millioniare" "WALL-E" "The Wrestler" Now. Will the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's latest slate of nominees, announced today, mollify the legions who consider the Golden Globes bullshit awards, publicist tools bestowed by cabdrivers and waiters? Some appraisals of the Globes:

“Never mind that the [Golden Globe] is considered a joke, given the dubious credentials of the 90-odd foreign journalists who pick the winners.” -- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

“Respect? Not much, especially from other journalists, who have publicly called [the Golden Globes voters] moochers, boneheads and bottom-feeders.” -- Andy Seiler, USA Today

“[The Golden Globe voters are] freeloaders who would sell their votes for a vodka tonic and cross the Alps for a hot dog.” -- Film historian Aljean Harmetz

“[The Golden Globe voters are] essentially just bottom-feeders around the industry, who've somehow been inflated to this point where their judgment is supposed to be very, very important.” -- John Powers, L.A. Weekly

“[The Golden Globes represent a case of] let's sell the public a lie." -- Producer Michael Phillips

"The Globes have long been the entertainment industry’s dirty little secret. At the heart of the con is the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn., the tiny, cliquish group of foreign entertainment journalists – and I use each of those terms liberally – whose votes determine the winners. The members of the association are not, generally speaking, film experts (like the people who judge the National Society of Film Critics awards) nor are they members of the creative community (like those who give out the Oscars). They’re not even representatives of prominent foreign publications, like Le Monde or the Guardian or Haaretz. Only a handful are full-time journalists; the rest are freelancers for mostly obscure publications, and some are simply hanging on for the parties and movie stars. To maintain their status in the organization, they need only write four articles a year." -- Sharon Waxman, The Los Angeles Times

Read the rest of Waxman's illuminating 2008 piece on the Globes here. "Who cares?" you whine. "Nobody pays attention to any of these bullshit awards shows!" Ah. But if you're wholly uninterested in what these "journalists" think, then why click on this post? Now, if you still care what they think, have a gander at the Globes' nominees, 100%-free of a best-picture nomination for "The Dark Knight":

FILM BEST FEATURE - DRAMA "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" - Warner Bros. Pictures and Paramount Pictures; Warner Bros. Pictures and Paramount Pictures "Frost/Nixon" - Imagine Entertainment, Working Title, Studio Canal; Universal Pictures "The Reader" - Mirage Enterprises; The Weinstein Company "Revolutionary Road" - An Evamere Entertainment BBC Films Neal Street Production; DreamWorks Pictures in Association with BBC Films and Paramount Vantage "Slumdog Millionaire" -Fox Searchlight Pictures and Warner Bros.; Fox Searchlight Pictures and Warner Bros. BEST FEATURE - COMEDY "Burn After Reading" - Working Title/Releasing Company; Focus Features in association with Studio Canal "Happy-Go-Lucky" - Summit Entertainment, Film4, Ingenious Film Partners, Miramax Films; Miramax Films "In Bruges" - Blueprint Pictures; Focus Features "Mamma Mia!" - Relativity Media, Playtone, Littlestar; Universal Pictures "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" - Mediapro; The Weinstein Company ACTOR - DRAMA Leonardo DiCaprio - "Revolutionary Road" Frank Langella - "Frost/Nixon" Sean Penn - "Milk" Brad Pitt - "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" Mickey Rouke - "The Wrestler" ACTRESS - DRAMA Anne Hathaway - "Rachel Getting Married" Angelina Jolie - "Changeling" Meryl Streep - "Doubt" Kristin Scott Thomas - "I've Loved You So Long" Kate Winslet - "Revolutionary Road" ACTOR - COMEDY OR MUSICAL Javier Bardem - "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" Colin Farrell - "In Bruges" James Franco - "Pineapple Express" Brendan Gleeson - "In Bruges" Dustin Hoffman - "Last Chance Harvey" ACTRESS - COMEDY OR MUSICAL Rebecca Hall - "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" Sally Hawkins - "Happy-Go-Lucky" Frances McDormand - "Burn After Reading" Meryl Streep - "Mamma Mia!" Emma Thompson - "Last Chance Harvey" DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE Danny Boyle - "Slumdog Millionaire" Stephen Daldry -"The Reader" David Fincher -"The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button" Ron Howard - "Frost/Nixon" Sam Mendes -"Revolutionary Road" SUPPORTING ACTOR Tom Cruise - "Tropic Thunder" Robert Downey Jr. - "Tropic Thunder" Ralph Fiennes - "The Duchess" Philip Seymour Hoffman - "Doubt" Heath Ledger - "The Dark Knight" SUPPORTING ACTRESS Amy Adams - "Doubt" Penelope Cruz - "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" Viola Davis - "Doubt" Marisa Tomei - "The Wrestler" Kate Winslet - "The Reader" SCREENPLAY - MOTION PICTURE Simon Beaufoy - "Slumdog Millionaire" David Hare - "The Reader" Peter Morgan - "Frost/Nixon" Eric Roth - "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" John Patrick Shanley - "Doubt" FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM "The Baader Meinhof Complex" ("Der Baader Meinhof Komplex")(Germany) - Constantin Film Produktion GmbH; Summit Entertainment, LLC "Everlasting Moments" ("Maria larssons eviga ögonblick") (Sweden) - Final Cut Productions Aps; IFC Films "Gomorrah" ("Gomorra") (Italy) - Fandango; IFC Films "I've Loved You So Long" ("Il y a longtemps que je t’aime") (France) - UGC YM/UGC Images/France 3 Cinema/Integral Film; Sony Pictures Classics "Waltz with Bashir" (Israel) - Bridgit Folman Film Gang/Les Films D'Ici/Razor Films/Arte France/ITVS International; Sony Pictures ANIMATED FEATURE FILM "Bolt" - Walt Disney Pictures; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures "Kung Fu Panda" - DreamWorks Animation SKG; Paramount Pictures "Wall-E" - Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures BEST SCORE Alexandre Desplat - "The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button" Clint Eastwood - "Changeling" James Newton Howard - "Defiance" A. R. Rahman - "Slumdog Millionaire" Hans Zimmer - "Frost/Nixon" BEST ORIGINAL SONG "Down To Earth" from "Wall-E" - Music By: Peter Gabriel, Thomas Newman; Lyrics By: Peter Gabriel "Gran Torino" from "Gran Torino" - Music By: Clint Eastwood, Jamie Cullum, Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens; Lyrics By: Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens "I Thought I Lost You" from "Bolt" - Music & Lyrics By: Miley Cyrus, Jeffrey Steele "Once In A Lifetime" from "Cadillac Records" Music & Lyrics By: Beyoncé Knowles, Amanda Ghost, Scott Mcfarnon, Ian Dench, James Dring, Jody Street "The Wrestler" from "The Wrestler" - Music & Lyrics By: Bruce Springsteen TELEVISION TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA "Dexter" (Showtime) - Showtime/John Goldwyn Productions/The Colleton Company/Clyde Phillips Productions "House" (Fox) - Universal Media Studios In Association With Heel And Toe Films, Shore Z Productions And Bad Hat Harry Productions "In Treatment" (HBO) - Sheleg, Closest To The Hole Productions In Association With Hbo Entertainment "Mad Men" (AMC) - Lionsgate Television "True Blood" (HBO) - Your Face Goes Here Productions In Association With Hbo Entertainment TELEVISION SERIES - COMEDY OR MUSICAL "30 Rock" - Universal Media Studios in association with Broadway Video and Little Stranger Inc. "Californication" - Showtime Presents in association with Aggressive Mediocrity, And Then... "Entourage" - Leverage and Closest to the Hole Productions in association with HBO Entertainment "The Office" - Deedle Dee Productions, Reveille LLC, Universal Media Studios "Weeds" - Lionsgate Television PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA Gabriel Byrne - "In Treatment Michael C. Hall - "Dexter Jon Hamm - "Mad Men Hugh Laurie - "House Jonathan Rhys Meyers - "The Tudors PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA Sally Field - "Brothers And Sisters" Mariska Hargitay - "Law And Order: Special Victims Unit" January Jones - "Mad Men" Anna Paquin - "True Blood" Kyra Sedgwick - "The Closer" PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES -COMEDY OR MUSICAL Christina Applegate - "Samantha Who?" America Ferrera - "Ugly Betty" Tina Fey - "30 Rock" Debra Messing - "The Starter Wife" Mary-Louise Parker - "Weeds" PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES - COMEDY OR MUSICAL Alec Baldwin - "30 Rock" Steve Carell - "The Office" Kevin Connelly - "Entourage" David Duchovny - "Californication" Tony Shalhoub - "Monk" MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION "A Raisin in the Sun" - Sony Pictures Television, Storyline Entertainment and Bad Boy Worldwide Entertainment "Bernard and Doris" - Trigger Street Independent Productions in association with Little Bird and Chicago Films and HBO Films "Cranford" - A Co-Production of BBC and WGBH Boston. "John Adams" - Playtone in association with HBO Films "Recount" - Spring Creek/Mirage Productions in association with Trigger Street Productions, Everyman Pictures and HBO Films BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Ralph Fiennes - "Bernard and Doris" Paul Giamatti - "John Adams" Kevin Spacey - " Recount" Kiefer Sutherland - "24: Redemption" Tom Wilkinson - "Recount" PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Judi Dench - "Cranford" Catherine Keener - "An American Crime" Laura Linney - "John Adams" Shirley Maclaine - "Coco Chanel" Susan Sarandon - "Bernard And Doris" PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Eileen Atkins - "Cranford" Laura Dern - "Recount" Melissa George - "In Treatment" Rachel Griffiths - "Brothers And Sisters" Dianne Wiest - "In Treatment" PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION Neil Patrick Harris - "How I Met Your Mother" Denis Leary - "Recount" Jeremy Piven - "Entourage" Blair Underwood - "In Treatment" Tom Wilkinson - "John Adams"