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The Enterprise Computer In Abrams' STAR TREK Has Found Its Voice!!


Merrick here...


And the voice will be...

CHRIS ROCK!?!?






Just kidding.

Majel Barrett-Roddenberry will continue her long standing tradition of voicing starship computers in J.J.'s new movie.

Per THIS blurb in Variety.



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by TylerDurden3395
Dec 11th, 2008
11:25:24 AM
Always wanted to say that
by TylerDurden3395
Dec 11th, 2008
11:25:43 AM
Kirker ass Kirker
by :-o
Dec 11th, 2008
11:26:28 AM
and this is a surprise?
by j2talk
Dec 11th, 2008
11:27:15 AM
it should be Paul Mooney
by onaps6453
Dec 11th, 2008
11:28:32 AM
I'd have sworn that this was leaked a long time ago
by j2talk
Dec 11th, 2008
11:28:41 AM
TylerDurden3395 is a stupid cunt...
by LordPorkington
Dec 11th, 2008
11:28:59 AM
OMG
by mattforce7
Dec 11th, 2008
11:29:04 AM
i would have
by mattforce7
Dec 11th, 2008
11:30:10 AM
Scared me
by Exile236
Dec 11th, 2008
11:31:39 AM
LordPorkington is jealous for being 7th. And he's a cunt scab
by TylerDurden3395
Dec 11th, 2008
11:32:52 AM
So it's not Julianne Moore?
by The Brains
Dec 11th, 2008
11:36:19 AM
Seems funny
by Flyingcircus
Dec 11th, 2008
11:40:35 AM
Talk about your no brainer decision.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
11:41:22 AM
Thats not funny, Merrick. Go back into your hole.
by dr sauch
Dec 11th, 2008
11:43:24 AM
Um, the TOS computer didn't talk
by Norm
Dec 11th, 2008
11:43:33 AM
Actually, Chris Rock
by Gabba-UK
Dec 11th, 2008
11:44:07 AM
Grammaton Cleric Binks
by timmer33
Dec 11th, 2008
11:44:35 AM
Merrick that isn't funny.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Dec 11th, 2008
11:46:37 AM
Warning...Norm is a Harry Mudd Android
by crankyoldguy
Dec 11th, 2008
11:47:09 AM
It should have been Val Kilmer.
by SkidMarkedUndies
Dec 11th, 2008
11:48:24 AM
cool. i love majel
by smudgewhat
Dec 11th, 2008
11:48:28 AM
Actually, that was VERY funny.
by robogeek.com
Dec 11th, 2008
11:48:57 AM
Actually, Chris Rock....
by Gabba-UK
Dec 11th, 2008
11:50:10 AM
GILBERT GODFREY!!!!!
by alice 13
Dec 11th, 2008
11:52:11 AM
to zom-bot.com
by awesomebri
Dec 11th, 2008
11:54:01 AM
i think if wall-e taught us anything...
by mr_macphisto
Dec 11th, 2008
11:57:41 AM
Chris Tucker
by wash
Dec 11th, 2008
11:57:57 AM
I know it's not a board for this, but...
by henrydalton
Dec 11th, 2008
12:02:28 PM
timmer33
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
12:04:05 PM
Good Morning, AICN! Golden Globes Nominations? Anyone?
by Executor
Dec 11th, 2008
12:06:49 PM
Hattie Hayrdige
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Dec 11th, 2008
12:09:03 PM
Jesus Christ, don't scare me like that!!
by Clavius
Dec 11th, 2008
12:09:39 PM
Good one Merrick
by mr.brownstone
Dec 11th, 2008
12:11:51 PM
Nimoy Question
by NOVAJimBo
Dec 11th, 2008
12:12:01 PM
to NOVAJimbo
by VAWitch
Dec 11th, 2008
12:13:33 PM
That's cool
by GeorgieBoy
Dec 11th, 2008
12:14:11 PM
Grammaton
by timmer33
Dec 11th, 2008
12:19:55 PM
Slow news day then.
by The Eskimo
Dec 11th, 2008
12:21:25 PM
Grammaton
by timmer33
Dec 11th, 2008
12:21:29 PM
timmer33, DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
12:24:24 PM
Also, I wouldn't trust Wiki 100 percent
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
12:26:46 PM
And who is repeating the technobabble?
by quintana007
Dec 11th, 2008
12:30:42 PM
Actually...
by GeorgieBoy
Dec 11th, 2008
12:30:48 PM
Golden Globes announced nominees
by applescruff
Dec 11th, 2008
12:30:54 PM
Agreed, let's discuss the Golden Globes
by JoeSixPack
Dec 11th, 2008
12:31:42 PM
Damn, hoping for Dennis Miller..
by Baron Karza
Dec 11th, 2008
12:33:42 PM
Nigga warp speed my ass
by erichaislar
Dec 11th, 2008
12:35:19 PM
Should have been Bill Shatner
by SpyGuy
Dec 11th, 2008
12:35:59 PM
You're right Pilgrim, where's his obit?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
12:36:57 PM
computervoice
by sokitome
Dec 11th, 2008
12:37:49 PM
TylerDurden3395 - you are an idiot
by Lamerz
Dec 11th, 2008
12:39:30 PM
mr_macphisto
by Gilkuliehe
Dec 11th, 2008
12:40:25 PM
Larry the Cable Guy
by Jollymorphic
Dec 11th, 2008
12:40:55 PM
Robert Prosky?
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Dec 11th, 2008
12:43:33 PM
Studo owner in Mrs. Doubtfire
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
12:45:53 PM
Eddie Murphy
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
12:47:46 PM
Geico Lizards should have had this...
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Dec 11th, 2008
12:54:26 PM
Why didn't they get the guy who voiced Jazz in Transformers?
by Rickey Henderson
Dec 11th, 2008
12:58:32 PM
RICK ASTLEY FOR UK XMAS #1
by elbowburger
Dec 11th, 2008
12:59:22 PM
Chris Tucker woulda been a scarier fakeout
by chromedome
Dec 11th, 2008
01:04:42 PM
In the words of the immortal Mojo Nixon...
by Kid Z
Dec 11th, 2008
01:04:43 PM
Chris Tucker: I ain't staying in no cargo bay for
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
01:09:35 PM
That was hilarious!
by Darth Thoth
Dec 11th, 2008
01:12:44 PM
Rip Torn would have been my choice
by Pooter the Clown
Dec 11th, 2008
01:15:48 PM
I'm glad to hear that
by Deus X Meshuga
Dec 11th, 2008
01:21:37 PM
I second the suggestion of Wilfred Brimley
by smackfu
Dec 11th, 2008
01:33:19 PM
How about Gary The Retard?
by Riley Martin
Dec 11th, 2008
01:34:35 PM
TOS Computers
by rogueleader66
Dec 11th, 2008
01:39:28 PM
It was a more "computery" voice...
by Royston Lodge
Dec 11th, 2008
01:44:19 PM
TOS Computer
by JonRD463
Dec 11th, 2008
01:49:27 PM
working..........
by JamesT
Dec 11th, 2008
01:52:43 PM
Riley Martin, that was too funny
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
01:53:19 PM
Riley Martin...
by grandadmiralsnackbar
Dec 11th, 2008
01:53:56 PM
What...
by REDD
Dec 11th, 2008
01:55:02 PM
TOS computers
by mos6507
Dec 11th, 2008
01:55:45 PM
hahaha
by smackfu
Dec 11th, 2008
02:04:38 PM
the 'Trekkers' should be pleased
by Ray Gamma
Dec 11th, 2008
02:04:59 PM
"Warning!!!"
by smackfu
Dec 11th, 2008
02:08:50 PM
TylerDurden3395 you're a fuckin turd
by JimCurry
Dec 11th, 2008
02:11:00 PM
busted tees girl should do porn asap
by Warcraft
Dec 11th, 2008
02:13:50 PM
James Spader !
by smddoc
Dec 11th, 2008
02:32:30 PM
The TOS computer had a male voice
by SingingHatchet
Dec 11th, 2008
02:33:38 PM
Emo Phillips!!
by skimn
Dec 11th, 2008
02:35:06 PM
Or is that a woman...
by SingingHatchet
Dec 11th, 2008
02:35:15 PM
Damn MelPel
by skimn
Dec 11th, 2008
02:35:41 PM
Angelina Jolie
by DeCypher44
Dec 11th, 2008
02:37:25 PM
I am an idiot.
by SingingHatchet
Dec 11th, 2008
02:37:34 PM
sigourney weaver
by Sparhawk38
Dec 11th, 2008
02:38:40 PM
Fran Dresher?
by TOGSolid
Dec 11th, 2008
02:41:10 PM
Val Kilmer! Kitt's gotta eat.
by Stuntcock Mike
Dec 11th, 2008
02:53:43 PM
Should've been a snarky Wil Wheaton voice.
by Dingbatty
Dec 11th, 2008
03:05:04 PM
I second Schwarzenegger....
by TheWaqman
Dec 11th, 2008
03:17:02 PM
Dude, you scared me there!
by StovetopStuffin'
Dec 11th, 2008
03:22:02 PM
Yakov Smirnoff
by Oliver Queen
Dec 11th, 2008
03:28:23 PM
Too bad Paul Lynde is dead.
by EyeofPolyphemus
Dec 11th, 2008
03:28:52 PM
AH!! Fantastic news.
by gotilk
Dec 11th, 2008
03:41:32 PM
Lol Merrick
by Wants Vaders Executor
Dec 11th, 2008
03:47:57 PM
Eli Porter
by wash
Dec 11th, 2008
03:48:36 PM
Majel voiced the compute for TOP. TNG...
by Dr.DirtyD
Dec 11th, 2008
03:48:43 PM
Hope someone is making a Majel Barret TTS engine.
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 11th, 2008
03:50:43 PM
Wilfred Brimbly...
by Dr.DirtyD
Dec 11th, 2008
03:51:18 PM
I ment TOS up there....
by Dr.DirtyD
Dec 11th, 2008
03:51:57 PM
No Samuel L Jackson computer?
by turketron
Dec 11th, 2008
03:51:59 PM
ricarleite
by codymr
Dec 11th, 2008
03:54:50 PM
NNNNEERRRRDSS!!!!!
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Dec 11th, 2008
03:58:51 PM
Wilfred "Brimbly"...
by gotilk
Dec 11th, 2008
04:06:04 PM
Fred from the b-52s.
by gotilk
Dec 11th, 2008
04:08:41 PM
David Byrne from the Talking Heads
by Aphex Twin
Dec 11th, 2008
04:15:44 PM
Who here in the talk back and AICN news staff........
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Dec 11th, 2008
04:18:30 PM
TylerDurden3395 deserves praise for being first.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Dec 11th, 2008
04:24:29 PM
SingingHatchet
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
04:29:55 PM
Ving Rhames as the computer
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
04:30:32 PM
Yay!
by The_Skook
Dec 11th, 2008
04:35:51 PM
Or
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
04:40:22 PM
Actually Eddie from Hitchhiker's would be nice
by Aphex Twin
Dec 11th, 2008
04:41:21 PM
I'm surprise no one mentioned Hall 9000
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
04:42:30 PM
Colossus: the Forbin Project
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 11th, 2008
04:44:42 PM
It should have been Carol Channing
by Orionsangels
Dec 11th, 2008
04:45:33 PM
That's satisfactory. I was afraid they'd use
by kabong
Dec 11th, 2008
04:59:36 PM
Should have been Sigourney Weaver
by Playkins
Dec 11th, 2008
05:01:56 PM
A decent decision for once
by photoboy
Dec 11th, 2008
05:24:12 PM
Kirk (Shatner) to TOS computer
by matineer
Dec 11th, 2008
05:35:05 PM
Chris Rock as a Zebra alien ensign
by crankyoldguy
Dec 11th, 2008
05:40:52 PM
john malkovich as the computer
by vaudeville villain
Dec 11th, 2008
06:10:14 PM
The Enterprise Computer did talk.
by OneBuckFilms
Dec 11th, 2008
06:20:14 PM
thank you, merrick
by freydis
Dec 11th, 2008
06:21:05 PM
"WARP 7 MY ASS!!! Oh motha fucker...."
by br1947
Dec 11th, 2008
06:35:09 PM
Majel is great
by Anakin Whoopass
Dec 11th, 2008
06:35:54 PM
You guys are all just twisted... the perfect voices are either..
by topfivevideo
Dec 11th, 2008
07:32:15 PM
Good one.
by Heckles
Dec 11th, 2008
07:33:20 PM
Merrick, you almost had me...
by jimmy rabbitte
Dec 11th, 2008
07:58:23 PM
Make It so....
by closeencounter
Dec 11th, 2008
07:58:27 PM
Why not Val Kilmer? He needs a voice job now.
by Bob Cryptonight
Dec 11th, 2008
08:07:51 PM
How about Casey Kasem?
by Ingeld
Dec 11th, 2008
08:15:27 PM
Ingeld
by Bouncy X
Dec 11th, 2008
08:47:10 PM
"The Problem With New Pussy Is..."
by BigTuna
Dec 11th, 2008
08:53:02 PM
Steven Wright?!
by Darkman
Dec 11th, 2008
09:32:27 PM
WHAT ABOUT JOHN FORSYTHE?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 11th, 2008
10:45:08 PM
"Y'all evah notice..."
by BurnHollywood
Dec 11th, 2008
10:50:04 PM
Hulk Hogan as the voice
by JoeSixPack
Dec 12th, 2008
02:50:19 AM
From James Cameron, director of ALIENS and T2...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 12th, 2008
03:16:27 AM
From Motoko Kusanagi...
by quantize
Dec 12th, 2008
05:03:26 AM
What next, a black president?
by BendersShinyAss
Dec 12th, 2008
05:20:41 AM
Ric Flair as Red Alert
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 12th, 2008
07:47:41 AM
So they changed everything about Star Trek except this?
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Dec 12th, 2008
08:24:19 AM
Clint Eastwood as the computer
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 12th, 2008
08:29:06 AM
Charlton Heston as the computer
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 12th, 2008
08:29:46 AM
Lorne Greene as the computer
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Dec 12th, 2008
08:51:23 AM
What about MISSION IMPOSSIBLE tape guy
by NoHubris
Dec 12th, 2008
08:51:56 AM
WOPR as the computer
by ArcadianDS
Dec 12th, 2008
10:03:38 AM
You can't be serious. Bitchin about the computer talking?
by The Founder
Dec 12th, 2008
10:22:44 AM
The time barrier has been broken.
by kabong
Dec 12th, 2008
10:28:24 AM
Charlton Heston!?!?!?!?
by topfivevideo
Dec 12th, 2008
10:35:28 AM
Bill Cosby as Mushmouth for the computer!
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 12th, 2008
10:43:35 AM
topfivevideo
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 12th, 2008
10:44:50 AM
To hell with continuity, except the one important
by Ingeld
Dec 12th, 2008
11:22:55 AM
No Christopher Walken?
by turketron
Dec 12th, 2008
11:56:31 AM
what the fuck is this?
by mrbong
Dec 12th, 2008
01:45:23 PM
Sounds great...
by beelkay
Dec 12th, 2008
02:21:46 PM
You tricked film critic Roger Moore:
by doubledown44
Dec 12th, 2008
09:10:25 PM
From Moore's blog:
by doubledown44
Dec 12th, 2008
09:11:24 PM
doubledown44 did you mean Roger Ebert
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 12th, 2008
10:57:48 PM
Thank goodness!
by tigerwolf
Dec 13th, 2008
02:13:11 AM
Dammit !!!
by pumaman
Dec 13th, 2008
06:48:51 PM

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