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AICN Exclusive: Find Out Who Came Within A Hare's Breadth Of Co-Directing THE PHANTOM MENACE!
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I didn't walk into my interview with Sir David Hare, one of the world's greatest living playwrights (and the screenwriter of THE READER), looking for a STAR WARS scoop. But that's what I got when I decided to wrap up our chat with a seemingly innocuous question about his having directed an installment of THE YOUNG INDIANA JONES CHRONICLES ("Paris").
Okay, maybe I led him a little...
Seriously, all I expected to learn was that he had been asked to do an uncredited polish on one or two of the STAR WARS prequels (as his friend Tom Stoppard reportedly did for REVENGE OF THE SITH). Here's what I got instead:
Mr. Beaks: One last thing I wanted to touch on: you directed an episode of THE YOUNG INDIANA JONES CHRONICLES.
David Hare: You're very good, aren't you? You really are good! Nobody has ever asked me this question. Ever.
Beaks: I didn't realize you'd done one until I saw it there on the IMDb. I would've never put this together otherwise. How did that opportunity come along? And did you ever... because Tom Stoppard has done some rewriting for George Lucas over the years. Did Lucas ever come to you and--
Hare: Do you want a real scoop?
Beaks: Sure! Why not?
Hare: I was asked to co-direct STAR WARS IV.
Beaks: The fourth, so that's--
Hare: The fourth STAR WARS. And I was asked to write the fifth and sixth, but I didn't.
Beaks: So you were asked to co-direct THE PHANTOM MENACE?
Hare: Whichever one got the series going again, that's the one. George said would I co-direct it with him. I would direct the actors, and he would direct the action. So you have a scoop. (Laughs) Nobody has ever asked me that question.
Beaks: Did you seriously consider it?
Hare: I didn't think it was my thing. I shot an episode for George's series, which I really did because I knew I could get some fantastic actors and thought it would be fun. I enjoyed working with him, and he asked me to work more seriously with him. But that is so not what I do. It was a lovely idea that he would be able to do all the action and the stuff that he loves. He loved the fact that the acting was so good in my episode. He said, "You really love actors. I never really feel I understand actors as well as you do, so why don't you direct the actors and I'll do the action." It was a lovely offer, and it would've made me very, very rich. I would be sailing in a yacht on the South of France.
The other two I was just asked to rewrite, but I just couldn't. I just don't think they're me. I like things that, as with Stephen [Daldry]... we go through a long process together. I'm better at that stuff. I don't think I'm a very good rewriter.
Somehow, I think he could've done better than "I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't."*
While Tom Stoppard's deft touch wasn't enough to rescue REVENGE OF THE SITH, I'm intrigued by the idea of Hare coaxing at least semi-natural performances out of THE PHANTOM MENACE's young actors. Obviously, the Gungan problem would've remained, but a great director of actors (and Hare is certainly that) would've done wonders for the confused duo of Jake Lloyd and Natalie Portman; he would've engaged their imaginations rather than coldly walked them through their blocking. And since he was on set, Hare surely would've polished some of the dialogue, too.
I know we've all moved on from the disappointment of the Prequel Trilogy. And I'm well aware that the the prequels were likely doomed on a conceptual level. But the fact that Lucas was open enough to collaboration to make a co-directing offer to a preeminent dramatist... that's significant. Turns out he wasn't a crazy control freak after all. His greatest failing? Aiming for the best when all he needed was the steady hand of an Irvin Kershner.
I'd like to think the recent hiring of proficient TV director Anthony Hemingway on RED TAILS is evidence of Lucas loosening the reins a little.
I'll have the rest of my David Hare interview up later this week.
*Which could be the work of ATTACK OF THE CLONES co-writer Jonathan Hales, who, coincidentally, scripted Hare's YOUNG INDIANA JONES CHRONICLES episode.
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Reader Talkback
Retarded like Jet Li... by Lord John Whorfin | Dec 9th, 2008 02:31:52 AM | Yep, anything would have been
better. by Aloy | Dec 9th, 2008 02:32:35 AM | Getting boring now by Dizagaox | Dec 9th, 2008 02:42:05 AM | tells you everything... by Fortunesfool | Dec 9th, 2008 02:43:48 AM | Sir David Hare raped my
childhood! by pokadoo | Dec 9th, 2008 02:46:06 AM | So Lucas just said "Oh well,
I'll do it myself"? by pokadoo | Dec 9th, 2008 02:48:48 AM | He probably turned it down.. by TinSpider | Dec 9th, 2008 02:55:10 AM | George Lucas didn't ruin Star
Wars by yodalovesyou | Dec 9th, 2008 02:55:43 AM | Oh and... by yodalovesyou | Dec 9th, 2008 02:56:28 AM | Rejection Huh by medicinaluser | Dec 9th, 2008 03:00:33 AM | So... wait, it's Sir David
Hare's fault? by TheNorthlander | Dec 9th, 2008 03:00:45 AM | medicinaluser by TheNorthlander | Dec 9th, 2008 03:02:49 AM | wow, scraping at the bottom of
the barrel for news eh? by Mike_D | Dec 9th, 2008 03:04:09 AM | Prequels? by Carl XVI Gustaf | Dec 9th, 2008 03:15:42 AM | George Lucas didn't ruin Star
Wars? by Motoko Kusanagi | Dec 9th, 2008 03:24:35 AM | Who directed the actors in
American Graffiti> by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 9th, 2008 03:28:39 AM | "Tom Stoppard's deft touch
wasn't enough to rescue ROTS" by V'Shael | Dec 9th, 2008 03:33:23 AM | Oh Jesus, here we go... by deathbird | Dec 9th, 2008 03:33:44 AM | what youtube video were you
trying to link to? by The Amazing G | Dec 9th, 2008 03:39:41 AM | He should've loosened the
reins on Crystal Skull. by Shermdawg | Dec 9th, 2008 03:50:32 AM | 1998 vs 2008 by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo
king_for | Dec 9th, 2008 04:08:52 AM | Well, shit by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 9th, 2008 04:18:35 AM | Anyone could have done better
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king_for | Dec 9th, 2008 04:42:11 AM | I almost corrected the Hare's
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king_for by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 9th, 2008 04:46:34 AM | Could have, would have, should
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Theres Nothing Wrong With
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here... by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 05:46:28 AM | Speaking of ROTS & ROTJ... by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 05:56:45 AM | Hopeless. Absolutely Hopeless by landrvr1 | Dec 9th, 2008 06:00:48 AM | Does Any Of This Matter??? by Media Messiah | Dec 9th, 2008 06:07:02 AM | I blame Kevin Smith. by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 06:13:55 AM | DocPazuzu by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 9th, 2008 06:21:09 AM | DocPazuzu by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 9th, 2008 06:23:38 AM | kwisatzhaderach by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 06:24:41 AM | JOHN STEVENSON IS DIRECTING
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fact. by performingmonkey | Dec 9th, 2008 06:33:56 AM | I liked the prequels. by lochkray | Dec 9th, 2008 06:34:12 AM | I hereby call for the
following to be banned... by emeraldboy | Dec 9th, 2008 06:34:19 AM | SamuelLappDance by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 9th, 2008 06:35:38 AM | emeraldboy oh wow that's been
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improved Jake Lloyd or Ahmed
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Hatred" by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 07:27:41 AM | I've always said Lucas used
Kersh and Marquand as
co-directors.. by StarWarsRedux | Dec 9th, 2008 07:47:30 AM | THE SINGLE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN
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enough? by Jodet | Dec 9th, 2008 09:27:07 AM | yiannis by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 09:28:42 AM | dcut75 by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 09:35:06 AM | In fact. by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 09:38:34 AM | Lost Jarv by yiannis | Dec 9th, 2008 09:51:56 AM | I will never voluntarily watch
the prequels again. by Mr. Nice Gaius | Dec 9th, 2008 09:56:29 AM | What the hell are you talking
about you toolbox by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 09:58:56 AM | Lost Jarv by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 10:02:16 AM | and I didn't "aggresively"
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must've been atrocious! by blackmantis | Dec 9th, 2008 10:21:33 AM | Hey Paulie... by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 10:24:53 AM | "pussy-fisted fuckspoon" by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 10:30:40 AM | Boys, boys, stop fighting by ledbetter51 | Dec 9th, 2008 10:31:37 AM | WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP by ArcadianDS | Dec 9th, 2008 10:37:27 AM | lost Jarv by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 10:37:50 AM | shit. by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 10:39:10 AM | Ok back up here! by yiannis | Dec 9th, 2008 10:40:53 AM | In retrospect-The Prequels PM
is the best by Samuel Fulmer | Dec 9th, 2008 10:41:18 AM | Doc Pazuzu by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 10:42:21 AM | Jebus... by ledbetter51 | Dec 9th, 2008 10:46:00 AM | Again, paulie by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 10:46:41 AM | Each and every one of you... by DoctorWho? | Dec 9th, 2008 10:46:48 AM | Just kidding by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 10:47:47 AM | Of course, you speak for
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Lost Jarv by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:04:23 AM | you da man Paul! by just pillow talk | Dec 9th, 2008 11:07:10 AM | You are not a geek if you
can't love the Prequels by Lukecash | Dec 9th, 2008 11:09:45 AM | I would like to see Lucas to a
low budget sci fi film by Charlie_Allnut | Dec 9th, 2008 11:12:04 AM | Paulie... by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 11:12:38 AM | Did some dickhead really
threaten physical violence? by toadkillerdog | Dec 9th, 2008 11:13:00 AM | just pillow talk by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:13:20 AM | JPT by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 11:13:36 AM | Fred's from "The Burgh" by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 11:17:18 AM | Sorry Paulie. by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 11:17:38 AM | I randomly googled "Paul
Bucciarelli" by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo
king_for | Dec 9th, 2008 11:18:30 AM | Hey BEAKS by timmer33 | Dec 9th, 2008 11:19:19 AM | I guess now... by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 11:20:21 AM | Doc Pazuzu by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:25:00 AM | I am not the droid by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:26:15 AM | The prequels are all "coulda
been" flicks by alienindisguise | Dec 9th, 2008 11:27:31 AM | "Now this is podracing" by Samuel Fulmer | Dec 9th, 2008 11:28:36 AM | So long Paulie. by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 11:29:15 AM | Woah by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 11:31:01 AM | Doc Pazuzu by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:33:32 AM | Paul by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo
king_for | Dec 9th, 2008 11:34:16 AM | Paul by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo
king_for | Dec 9th, 2008 11:35:57 AM | I've always loved all six
films. I guess I'm lucky. by TheLastCleric | Dec 9th, 2008 11:37:03 AM | And Doc... by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:37:19 AM | Not the droids by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:38:56 AM | Paul. You seem to be missing
the point by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 11:40:31 AM | hahahaha by DocPazuzu | Dec 9th, 2008 11:42:07 AM | and no-one thinks winning a
row on here by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 11:42:57 AM | Paul by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo
king_for | Dec 9th, 2008 11:45:22 AM | Fred is a proud 'burgher(?)
not sure if that is what they
are ca by toadkillerdog | Dec 9th, 2008 11:48:05 AM | Paul by just pillow talk | Dec 9th, 2008 11:48:33 AM | Who cares when Motoko Kusanagi
is saying our eyes are fucked by Se7en | Dec 9th, 2008 11:49:01 AM | Prequel bashing? by p0llk4t | Dec 9th, 2008 11:50:49 AM | Paul Bucciarelli by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Dec 9th, 2008 11:51:41 AM | I'd better stop being rude by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 11:52:14 AM | Paulie - word of advice by toadkillerdog | Dec 9th, 2008 11:55:50 AM | not the droids/Lost Jarv by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 11:59:59 AM | DocP by Lost Jarv | Dec 9th, 2008 12:00:14 PM | I suggest you drop 2for2true by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Dec 9th, 2008 12:04:56 PM | toadkillerdog by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 12:08:11 PM | this Paul Bucciarelli cunt is
not the real guy... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Dec 9th, 2008 12:17:09 PM | Paul by toadkillerdog | Dec 9th, 2008 12:20:36 PM | Toad by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Dec 9th, 2008 12:23:30 PM | This site has been so boring
as of late... by Mr. Nice Gaius | Dec 9th, 2008 12:27:39 PM | You know, just to make it
interesting. by Mr. Nice Gaius | Dec 9th, 2008 12:28:05 PM | toadkillerdog by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 12:31:39 PM | Paul Bucciarelli is a fucking
liar. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Dec 9th, 2008 12:36:25 PM | Mr. Nice Gaius by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 12:37:22 PM | Danny by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 12:42:16 PM | Paul Bucciarelli by Mr. Nice Gaius | Dec 9th, 2008 12:43:17 PM | Mr. Nice Gaius by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 12:46:02 PM | REV_SKAREKROE by J-Dizzle | Dec 9th, 2008 12:47:22 PM | Three things that would have
made the prequels better - by performingmonkey | Dec 9th, 2008 12:53:26 PM | TOADKILLERDOG.... by J-Dizzle | Dec 9th, 2008 12:54:31 PM | IS THIS THE REAL PAUL
BUCCIARELLI? by BringingSexyBack | Dec 9th, 2008 01:01:33 PM | I HAVE DOCPAZUZU'S PERSONAL
CONTACT INFO by BringingSexyBack | Dec 9th, 2008 01:03:47 PM | BringingSexyBack by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 01:06:00 PM | by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 01:06:55 PM | The line is actually quite
thick... by Darth Macchio | Dec 9th, 2008 01:24:42 PM | Me thinks it's about time for
a REMAKE!!! by alucardvsdracula | Dec 9th, 2008 01:33:16 PM | Dark Knight is sooo overrated
compared to SW by darthwaz1 | Dec 9th, 2008 01:42:11 PM | For fuck sake... by Racer Z | Dec 9th, 2008 01:49:39 PM | And you Darth Macchio... by Racer Z | Dec 9th, 2008 02:05:52 PM | should i be surprised none of
you imbeciles give no kind of
shit by duanejones | Dec 9th, 2008 02:56:22 PM | Heh heh - Michael Bay's STAR
WARS by spud mcspud | Dec 9th, 2008 02:56:54 PM | ...about an interview with
DAVID HARE??? by duanejones | Dec 9th, 2008 02:57:52 PM | Dickblood's back in full
effect by spud mcspud | Dec 9th, 2008 02:59:16 PM | Wait, so ROTS sucks now? by deathbird | Dec 9th, 2008 03:06:44 PM | duanejones by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 03:08:07 PM | deathbird...everything sucks
now. Didn't you know that? by skycrapper | Dec 9th, 2008 03:25:57 PM | Paul B. by duanejones | Dec 9th, 2008 03:35:02 PM | duanejones by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 9th, 2008 03:42:18 PM | Lucas Raped my childhood by Dan Halen | Dec 9th, 2008 03:45:38 PM | Lucas Rot... by Dan Halen | Dec 9th, 2008 03:47:37 PM | Jimmy Smitts by Dan Halen | Dec 9th, 2008 03:48:53 PM | Oh my...Racer Z...say it isn't
so! by Darth Macchio | Dec 9th, 2008 03:58:15 PM | I refuse to watch any SW
movie... by darthwaz1 | Dec 9th, 2008 04:01:25 PM | is Lucas rot kinda like Dick
Rot? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Dec 9th, 2008 04:16:51 PM | Frankenbastard by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 05:03:52 PM | Cause ROTS Is The Best Star
Wars Movie Since ESB by LaserPants | Dec 9th, 2008 05:09:04 PM | Kevin Smith started the ROTJ
hate? Say what? by deathbird | Dec 9th, 2008 05:10:04 PM | Return of the Jedi by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 9th, 2008 05:28:00 PM | Mid-to late adolescence? by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 05:29:40 PM | The Parts With Vader And Luke
In ROTJ Are Gold by LaserPants | Dec 9th, 2008 05:38:22 PM | To clarify... by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 05:51:39 PM | by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 05:53:15 PM | by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 05:53:16 PM | I didn't need Clerks to detect
ROTJ's rotten stench by deathbird | Dec 9th, 2008 05:53:52 PM | It makes sense, by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 05:54:42 PM | Also, by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 05:59:58 PM | Kwisatz by StarWarsRedux | Dec 9th, 2008 06:03:13 PM | Also, also, by OBSD | Dec 9th, 2008 06:10:13 PM | make it stop! make it stop! by The Amazing G | Dec 9th, 2008 06:50:41 PM | *bursts out a Wilhelm* by The Amazing G | Dec 9th, 2008 06:51:18 PM | Star Wars: The Remake
Edition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! by geodesigns | Dec 9th, 2008 08:06:01 PM | Isn't this mentioned in by j_ky2002 | Dec 9th, 2008 08:31:24 PM | If it is mentioned by j_ky2002 | Dec 9th, 2008 09:00:33 PM | Performingmonkey by VoldemortWearsPrada | Dec 9th, 2008 09:50:41 PM | Geo with you on most of that by Miyamoto_Musashi | Dec 9th, 2008 11:49:07 PM | eat this PT haters, OT lovers by GavinVanDraven | Dec 10th, 2008 12:06:45 AM | days not says... by GavinVanDraven | Dec 10th, 2008 12:07:57 AM | can we get with the times? by GavinVanDraven | Dec 10th, 2008 12:08:35 AM | Revenge of the Sith by elvenblade | Dec 10th, 2008 12:27:20 AM | GavinVan by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Dec 10th, 2008 12:50:16 AM | Amen, elvenblade by deathbird | Dec 10th, 2008 02:38:51 AM | who gives a fuck by Lost Jarv | Dec 10th, 2008 02:50:05 AM | Paul by Lost Jarv | Dec 10th, 2008 03:14:31 AM | i dont deny saying anything
dick blood by GavinVanDraven | Dec 10th, 2008 03:25:22 AM | I just saw Let the Right One
In yesterday : by PTSDPete | Dec 10th, 2008 03:58:01 AM | Damn by PTSDPete | Dec 10th, 2008 04:19:38 AM | And for the record : by PTSDPete | Dec 10th, 2008 04:25:38 AM | Oh, and... by PTSDPete | Dec 10th, 2008 04:30:39 AM | Mr. Zeddemore/PTSDPete by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 10th, 2008 08:26:23 AM | And I have to agree with Paul by Lost Jarv | Dec 10th, 2008 09:49:04 AM | Wow, Star Wars sure is
irrelevant by I am_NOTREAL | Dec 10th, 2008 10:08:53 AM | Lost Jarv by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 10th, 2008 10:14:16 AM | TPM was only bad because of
Ahmed Best's voice-over. by ZeroCorpse | Dec 10th, 2008 10:25:20 AM | TPM was only bad... (second
take. AICN cut it off!) by ZeroCorpse | Dec 10th, 2008 10:26:47 AM | What's shockin is that Tom
Stoppard did touch ups on
ROTS... by Pdorwick | Dec 10th, 2008 10:32:16 AM | ZeroCorpse by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 10th, 2008 10:33:43 AM | TPM was only bad... by Pdorwick | Dec 10th, 2008 10:34:46 AM | ZeroCorpse by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 10th, 2008 10:34:55 AM | No, Zerocorpse. Just no by Lost Jarv | Dec 10th, 2008 11:02:39 AM | and spelling is also not my
strong suit either by Lost Jarv | Dec 10th, 2008 11:03:38 AM | "Anyone can hate Phantom
Menace and Attack of the
Clones, but th by Royston Lodge | Dec 10th, 2008 11:09:33 AM | OH yeah I remember this flick by Klytus_I.m_Bored | Dec 10th, 2008 11:43:07 AM | GEORGE LUCAS's GRAVESTONE WILL
READ.... by JaPra | Dec 10th, 2008 12:23:19 PM | SITH didn't need rescuing by darthvedder81 | Dec 10th, 2008 01:10:51 PM | Kershner by darthvedder81 | Dec 10th, 2008 01:19:02 PM | TPM by TheHumanBeingAndFish | Dec 10th, 2008 02:59:26 PM | TheHumanBeingAndFish: Here's
your answer... by Royston Lodge | Dec 10th, 2008 03:18:25 PM | What an entertaining talkback by Chuck_Chuckwalla | Dec 10th, 2008 06:57:57 PM | darthvedder81 by Paul Bucciarelli | Dec 10th, 2008 08:11:53 PM | For me, the worst part of the
prequels... by Happyfat73 | Dec 10th, 2008 10:15:45 PM | I love AICN's rewriting of
history, so now ROTS is shit
too? by Razorback | Dec 11th, 2008 09:16:00 AM | Razorback: There's no
rewriting going on, ROTS is
pure shit... by Pdorwick | Dec 11th, 2008 11:44:36 AM | The whole PT would have played
better as a.. by Orcus | Dec 11th, 2008 01:30:57 PM |
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