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AICN Exclusive: Find Out Who Came Within A Hare's Breadth Of Co-Directing THE PHANTOM MENACE!

Beaks here...

I didn't walk into my interview with Sir David Hare, one of the world's greatest living playwrights (and the screenwriter of THE READER), looking for a STAR WARS scoop. But that's what I got when I decided to wrap up our chat with a seemingly innocuous question about his having directed an installment of THE YOUNG INDIANA JONES CHRONICLES ("Paris").

Okay, maybe I led him a little...

Seriously, all I expected to learn was that he had been asked to do an uncredited polish on one or two of the STAR WARS prequels (as his friend Tom Stoppard reportedly did for REVENGE OF THE SITH). Here's what I got instead:

Mr. Beaks: One last thing I wanted to touch on: you directed an episode of THE YOUNG INDIANA JONES CHRONICLES.

David Hare: You're very good, aren't you? You really are good! Nobody has ever asked me this question. Ever.

Beaks: I didn't realize you'd done one until I saw it there on the IMDb. I would've never put this together otherwise. How did that opportunity come along? And did you ever... because Tom Stoppard has done some rewriting for George Lucas over the years. Did Lucas ever come to you and--

Hare: Do you want a real scoop?

Beaks: Sure! Why not?

Hare: I was asked to co-direct STAR WARS IV.

Beaks: The fourth, so that's--

Hare: The fourth STAR WARS. And I was asked to write the fifth and sixth, but I didn't.

Beaks: So you were asked to co-direct THE PHANTOM MENACE?

Hare: Whichever one got the series going again, that's the one. George said would I co-direct it with him. I would direct the actors, and he would direct the action. So you have a scoop. (Laughs) Nobody has ever asked me that question.

Beaks: Did you seriously consider it?

Hare: I didn't think it was my thing. I shot an episode for George's series, which I really did because I knew I could get some fantastic actors and thought it would be fun. I enjoyed working with him, and he asked me to work more seriously with him. But that is so not what I do. It was a lovely idea that he would be able to do all the action and the stuff that he loves. He loved the fact that the acting was so good in my episode. He said, "You really love actors. I never really feel I understand actors as well as you do, so why don't you direct the actors and I'll do the action." It was a lovely offer, and it would've made me very, very rich. I would be sailing in a yacht on the South of France.

The other two I was just asked to rewrite, but I just couldn't. I just don't think they're me. I like things that, as with Stephen [Daldry]... we go through a long process together. I'm better at that stuff. I don't think I'm a very good rewriter.



Somehow, I think he could've done better than "I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't."*

While Tom Stoppard's deft touch wasn't enough to rescue REVENGE OF THE SITH, I'm intrigued by the idea of Hare coaxing at least semi-natural performances out of THE PHANTOM MENACE's young actors. Obviously, the Gungan problem would've remained, but a great director of actors (and Hare is certainly that) would've done wonders for the confused duo of Jake Lloyd and Natalie Portman; he would've engaged their imaginations rather than coldly walked them through their blocking. And since he was on set, Hare surely would've polished some of the dialogue, too.

I know we've all moved on from the disappointment of the Prequel Trilogy. And I'm well aware that the the prequels were likely doomed on a conceptual level. But the fact that Lucas was open enough to collaboration to make a co-directing offer to a preeminent dramatist... that's significant. Turns out he wasn't a crazy control freak after all. His greatest failing? Aiming for the best when all he needed was the steady hand of an Irvin Kershner.

I'd like to think the recent hiring of proficient TV director Anthony Hemingway on RED TAILS is evidence of Lucas loosening the reins a little.

I'll have the rest of my David Hare interview up later this week.



*Which could be the work of ATTACK OF THE CLONES co-writer Jonathan Hales, who, coincidentally, scripted Hare's YOUNG INDIANA JONES CHRONICLES episode.

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Retarded like Jet Li...
by Lord John Whorfin
Dec 9th, 2008
02:31:52 AM
Yep, anything would have been better.
by Aloy
Dec 9th, 2008
02:32:35 AM
Getting boring now
by Dizagaox
Dec 9th, 2008
02:42:05 AM
tells you everything...
by Fortunesfool
Dec 9th, 2008
02:43:48 AM
Sir David Hare raped my childhood!
by pokadoo
Dec 9th, 2008
02:46:06 AM
So Lucas just said "Oh well, I'll do it myself"?
by pokadoo
Dec 9th, 2008
02:48:48 AM
He probably turned it down..
by TinSpider
Dec 9th, 2008
02:55:10 AM
George Lucas didn't ruin Star Wars
by yodalovesyou
Dec 9th, 2008
02:55:43 AM
Oh and...
by yodalovesyou
Dec 9th, 2008
02:56:28 AM
Rejection Huh
by medicinaluser
Dec 9th, 2008
03:00:33 AM
So... wait, it's Sir David Hare's fault?
by TheNorthlander
Dec 9th, 2008
03:00:45 AM
medicinaluser
by TheNorthlander
Dec 9th, 2008
03:02:49 AM
wow, scraping at the bottom of the barrel for news eh?
by Mike_D
Dec 9th, 2008
03:04:09 AM
Prequels?
by Carl XVI Gustaf
Dec 9th, 2008
03:15:42 AM
George Lucas didn't ruin Star Wars?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 9th, 2008
03:24:35 AM
Who directed the actors in American Graffiti>
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
03:28:39 AM
"Tom Stoppard's deft touch wasn't enough to rescue ROTS"
by V'Shael
Dec 9th, 2008
03:33:23 AM
Oh Jesus, here we go...
by deathbird
Dec 9th, 2008
03:33:44 AM
what youtube video were you trying to link to?
by The Amazing G
Dec 9th, 2008
03:39:41 AM
He should've loosened the reins on Crystal Skull.
by Shermdawg
Dec 9th, 2008
03:50:32 AM
1998 vs 2008
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Dec 9th, 2008
04:08:52 AM
Well, shit
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
04:18:35 AM
Anyone could have done better than Lucas
by judge dredds fresh undies
Dec 9th, 2008
04:30:43 AM
Michael Bay's Star Wars
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
04:34:03 AM
Vader slaughters the Jedi Temple
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
04:34:37 AM
I never do this, but
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
04:37:22 AM
ricarleite
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Dec 9th, 2008
04:42:11 AM
I almost corrected the Hare's breath
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Dec 9th, 2008
04:44:46 AM
I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
04:46:34 AM
Could have, would have, should have!
by FILMFUNK
Dec 9th, 2008
04:48:35 AM
The most infuriating thing about the prequels honestly:
by TOGSolid
Dec 9th, 2008
04:49:21 AM
TOGSolid
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
04:56:17 AM
OH THE HUMANITYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kwisatzhaderach
by TOGSolid
Dec 9th, 2008
05:09:10 AM
The Last Word on Star Wars
by yiannis
Dec 9th, 2008
05:32:52 AM
Oh someone else could have directed the Phantom Menace
by Lightwave7871
Dec 9th, 2008
05:36:15 AM
Its Great! It Sucks! (Repeat)
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:38:11 AM
I Like Star Wars
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
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I Hate Star Wars
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:39:31 AM
Jar Jar Sucks!
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:39:57 AM
Darth Vader Is Luke Skywalker's Father?!
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:40:26 AM
The Acting Is Wooden
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:40:41 AM
It's A Modern Myth!
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:40:53 AM
Lucas Cares More About Making Money Than Telling A Good Story
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:41:28 AM
Lucas Is A Storyteller! Theres Nothing Wrong With Success
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:42:06 AM
Etc. Etc.
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:42:18 AM
And On And On
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:42:27 AM
Seemingly Forever
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:42:38 AM
It wouldn't have helped if JESUS directed Episode 1!!!
by Missing Dink
Dec 9th, 2008
05:42:50 AM
Amen
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:43:07 AM
I Liked ROTS
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:46:25 AM
I'm not defending the prequels here...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
05:46:28 AM
Speaking of ROTS & ROTJ...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
05:56:45 AM
Hopeless. Absolutely Hopeless
by landrvr1
Dec 9th, 2008
06:00:48 AM
Does Any Of This Matter???
by Media Messiah
Dec 9th, 2008
06:07:02 AM
I blame Kevin Smith.
by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
06:13:55 AM
DocPazuzu
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
06:21:09 AM
DocPazuzu
by kwisatzhaderach
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06:23:38 AM
kwisatzhaderach
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
06:24:41 AM
JOHN STEVENSON IS DIRECTING WE3!!!
by DOGSOUP
Dec 9th, 2008
06:31:23 AM
Oh, Puh-leze!
by SamuelLappDance
Dec 9th, 2008
06:33:08 AM
TPM is the best prequel - fact.
by performingmonkey
Dec 9th, 2008
06:33:56 AM
I liked the prequels.
by lochkray
Dec 9th, 2008
06:34:12 AM
I hereby call for the following to be banned...
by emeraldboy
Dec 9th, 2008
06:34:19 AM
SamuelLappDance
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
06:35:38 AM
emeraldboy oh wow that's been tried before
by DOGSOUP
Dec 9th, 2008
06:40:32 AM
some people on this find it very hard to..
by emeraldboy
Dec 9th, 2008
06:50:57 AM
Should've made sequels
by MontyPigeon
Dec 9th, 2008
07:01:55 AM
Biggest FU from Uncle George...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
07:08:12 AM
Emeraldboy
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
07:08:37 AM
Disagree
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
07:16:18 AM
You think anything could've improved Jake Lloyd or Ahmed Best?
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 9th, 2008
07:20:33 AM
Oh, and if you can't laugh at Batman & Robin...
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 9th, 2008
07:22:32 AM
"show me using the dolly and the gungan
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
07:23:18 AM
I object to "Whiny Fanboy Hatred"
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
07:27:41 AM
I've always said Lucas used Kersh and Marquand as co-directors..
by StarWarsRedux
Dec 9th, 2008
07:47:30 AM
THE SINGLE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE PREQUELS
by Ray Gamma
Dec 9th, 2008
07:50:39 AM
StarWarsRedux
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
07:53:28 AM
Kwisatz
by StarWarsRedux
Dec 9th, 2008
08:04:44 AM
StarWarsRedux
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
08:06:29 AM
StarWarsRedux
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
08:07:12 AM
It's all Obi Wan's Fault. He's holding me back!!!
by most excellent ninja
Dec 9th, 2008
08:10:51 AM
Kwisatz
by StarWarsRedux
Dec 9th, 2008
08:19:29 AM
When someone asks is you want to direct Star Wars...
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 9th, 2008
08:29:29 AM
The prequles are maybe the biggest disappointments
by FleshMachine
Dec 9th, 2008
08:55:28 AM
emeraldboy, I second your proposal about the ban...
by 1FearlessJay
Dec 9th, 2008
08:55:48 AM
yodalovesyou speaks true.
by NinjaRap
Dec 9th, 2008
08:56:58 AM
Mr. Beaks: Shut up.
by Cotton McKnight
Dec 9th, 2008
09:00:55 AM
Please...
by dcut75
Dec 9th, 2008
09:03:38 AM
Lost Jarv
by yiannis
Dec 9th, 2008
09:08:31 AM
StarWarsRedux
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
09:12:09 AM
indian jones was raped
by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG
Dec 9th, 2008
09:14:26 AM
dcut75
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
09:16:45 AM
Um, don't blame Kevin Smith
by Frankenbastard
Dec 9th, 2008
09:21:47 AM
It should say
by Frankenbastard
Dec 9th, 2008
09:22:41 AM
How much prequel bashing is enough?
by Jodet
Dec 9th, 2008
09:27:07 AM
yiannis
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
09:28:42 AM
dcut75
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
09:35:06 AM
In fact.
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
09:38:34 AM
Lost Jarv
by yiannis
Dec 9th, 2008
09:51:56 AM
I will never voluntarily watch the prequels again.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 9th, 2008
09:56:29 AM
What the hell are you talking about you toolbox
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
09:58:56 AM
Lost Jarv
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:02:16 AM
and I didn't "aggresively" defend it.
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:02:40 AM
yiannnis
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:05:10 AM
...vomit in the punchbowl....
by redhankyspanky
Dec 9th, 2008
10:07:07 AM
Paulie, paulie, paulie
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:12:07 AM

by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:13:45 AM
redhankyspanky
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 9th, 2008
10:14:24 AM
Get rid of talkbalk
by masteryoda007
Dec 9th, 2008
10:14:59 AM
this is news?
by j_difool
Dec 9th, 2008
10:15:05 AM
and you're next post offering
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:18:19 AM
yoda-
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:19:59 AM
The original script for ROTS must've been atrocious!
by blackmantis
Dec 9th, 2008
10:21:33 AM
Hey Paulie...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
10:24:53 AM
"pussy-fisted fuckspoon"
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:30:40 AM
Boys, boys, stop fighting
by ledbetter51
Dec 9th, 2008
10:31:37 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP
by ArcadianDS
Dec 9th, 2008
10:37:27 AM
lost Jarv
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:37:50 AM
shit.
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:39:10 AM
Ok back up here!
by yiannis
Dec 9th, 2008
10:40:53 AM
In retrospect-The Prequels PM is the best
by Samuel Fulmer
Dec 9th, 2008
10:41:18 AM
Doc Pazuzu
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:42:21 AM
Jebus...
by ledbetter51
Dec 9th, 2008
10:46:00 AM
Again, paulie
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:46:41 AM
Each and every one of you...
by DoctorWho?
Dec 9th, 2008
10:46:48 AM
Just kidding
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:47:47 AM
Of course, you speak for yourself, Beaks...
by Atticus Finch
Dec 9th, 2008
10:51:56 AM
Fair 'nuff, Yiannis.
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:54:22 AM
Lost Jarv
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:56:07 AM
"Just Kidding"
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:56:35 AM
I meant
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
10:58:53 AM
Why?
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
10:59:19 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble Lost Jarv
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:04:23 AM
you da man Paul!
by just pillow talk
Dec 9th, 2008
11:07:10 AM
You are not a geek if you can't love the Prequels
by Lukecash
Dec 9th, 2008
11:09:45 AM
I would like to see Lucas to a low budget sci fi film
by Charlie_Allnut
Dec 9th, 2008
11:12:04 AM
Paulie...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
11:12:38 AM
Did some dickhead really threaten physical violence?
by toadkillerdog
Dec 9th, 2008
11:13:00 AM
just pillow talk
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:13:20 AM
JPT
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
11:13:36 AM
Fred's from "The Burgh"
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
11:17:18 AM
Sorry Paulie.
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
11:17:38 AM
I randomly googled "Paul Bucciarelli"
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Dec 9th, 2008
11:18:30 AM
Hey BEAKS
by timmer33
Dec 9th, 2008
11:19:19 AM
I guess now...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
11:20:21 AM
Doc Pazuzu
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:25:00 AM
I am not the droid
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:26:15 AM
The prequels are all "coulda been" flicks
by alienindisguise
Dec 9th, 2008
11:27:31 AM
"Now this is podracing"
by Samuel Fulmer
Dec 9th, 2008
11:28:36 AM
So long Paulie.
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
11:29:15 AM
Woah
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
11:31:01 AM
Doc Pazuzu
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:33:32 AM
Paul
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Dec 9th, 2008
11:34:16 AM
Paul
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Dec 9th, 2008
11:35:57 AM
I've always loved all six films. I guess I'm lucky.
by TheLastCleric
Dec 9th, 2008
11:37:03 AM
And Doc...
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:37:19 AM
Not the droids
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:38:56 AM
Paul. You seem to be missing the point
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
11:40:31 AM
hahahaha
by DocPazuzu
Dec 9th, 2008
11:42:07 AM
and no-one thinks winning a row on here
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
11:42:57 AM
Paul
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Dec 9th, 2008
11:45:22 AM
Fred is a proud 'burgher(?) not sure if that is what they are ca
by toadkillerdog
Dec 9th, 2008
11:48:05 AM
Paul
by just pillow talk
Dec 9th, 2008
11:48:33 AM
Who cares when Motoko Kusanagi is saying our eyes are fucked
by Se7en
Dec 9th, 2008
11:49:01 AM
Prequel bashing?
by p0llk4t
Dec 9th, 2008
11:50:49 AM
Paul Bucciarelli
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 9th, 2008
11:51:41 AM
I'd better stop being rude
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
11:52:14 AM
Paulie - word of advice
by toadkillerdog
Dec 9th, 2008
11:55:50 AM
not the droids/Lost Jarv
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
11:59:59 AM
DocP
by Lost Jarv
Dec 9th, 2008
12:00:14 PM
I suggest you drop 2for2true
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 9th, 2008
12:04:56 PM
toadkillerdog
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
12:08:11 PM
this Paul Bucciarelli cunt is not the real guy...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 9th, 2008
12:17:09 PM
Paul
by toadkillerdog
Dec 9th, 2008
12:20:36 PM
Toad
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 9th, 2008
12:23:30 PM
This site has been so boring as of late...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 9th, 2008
12:27:39 PM
You know, just to make it interesting.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 9th, 2008
12:28:05 PM
toadkillerdog
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
12:31:39 PM
Paul Bucciarelli is a fucking liar.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 9th, 2008
12:36:25 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
12:37:22 PM
Danny
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
12:42:16 PM
Paul Bucciarelli
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 9th, 2008
12:43:17 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
12:46:02 PM
REV_SKAREKROE
by J-Dizzle
Dec 9th, 2008
12:47:22 PM
Three things that would have made the prequels better -
by performingmonkey
Dec 9th, 2008
12:53:26 PM
TOADKILLERDOG....
by J-Dizzle
Dec 9th, 2008
12:54:31 PM
IS THIS THE REAL PAUL BUCCIARELLI?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2008
01:01:33 PM
I HAVE DOCPAZUZU'S PERSONAL CONTACT INFO
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2008
01:03:47 PM
BringingSexyBack
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
01:06:00 PM

by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
01:06:55 PM
The line is actually quite thick...
by Darth Macchio
Dec 9th, 2008
01:24:42 PM
Me thinks it's about time for a REMAKE!!!
by alucardvsdracula
Dec 9th, 2008
01:33:16 PM
Dark Knight is sooo overrated compared to SW
by darthwaz1
Dec 9th, 2008
01:42:11 PM
For fuck sake...
by Racer Z
Dec 9th, 2008
01:49:39 PM
And you Darth Macchio...
by Racer Z
Dec 9th, 2008
02:05:52 PM
should i be surprised none of you imbeciles give no kind of shit
by duanejones
Dec 9th, 2008
02:56:22 PM
Heh heh - Michael Bay's STAR WARS
by spud mcspud
Dec 9th, 2008
02:56:54 PM
...about an interview with DAVID HARE???
by duanejones
Dec 9th, 2008
02:57:52 PM
Dickblood's back in full effect
by spud mcspud
Dec 9th, 2008
02:59:16 PM
Wait, so ROTS sucks now?
by deathbird
Dec 9th, 2008
03:06:44 PM
duanejones
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
03:08:07 PM
deathbird...everything sucks now. Didn't you know that?
by skycrapper
Dec 9th, 2008
03:25:57 PM
Paul B.
by duanejones
Dec 9th, 2008
03:35:02 PM
duanejones
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 9th, 2008
03:42:18 PM
Lucas Raped my childhood
by Dan Halen
Dec 9th, 2008
03:45:38 PM
Lucas Rot...
by Dan Halen
Dec 9th, 2008
03:47:37 PM
Jimmy Smitts
by Dan Halen
Dec 9th, 2008
03:48:53 PM
Oh my...Racer Z...say it isn't so!
by Darth Macchio
Dec 9th, 2008
03:58:15 PM
I refuse to watch any SW movie...
by darthwaz1
Dec 9th, 2008
04:01:25 PM
is Lucas rot kinda like Dick Rot?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 9th, 2008
04:16:51 PM
Frankenbastard
by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
05:03:52 PM
Cause ROTS Is The Best Star Wars Movie Since ESB
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:09:04 PM
Kevin Smith started the ROTJ hate? Say what?
by deathbird
Dec 9th, 2008
05:10:04 PM
Return of the Jedi
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2008
05:28:00 PM
Mid-to late adolescence?
by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
05:29:40 PM
The Parts With Vader And Luke In ROTJ Are Gold
by LaserPants
Dec 9th, 2008
05:38:22 PM
To clarify...
by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
05:51:39 PM

by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
05:53:15 PM

by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
05:53:16 PM
I didn't need Clerks to detect ROTJ's rotten stench
by deathbird
Dec 9th, 2008
05:53:52 PM
It makes sense,
by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
05:54:42 PM
Also,
by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
05:59:58 PM
Kwisatz
by StarWarsRedux
Dec 9th, 2008
06:03:13 PM
Also, also,
by OBSD
Dec 9th, 2008
06:10:13 PM
make it stop! make it stop!
by The Amazing G
Dec 9th, 2008
06:50:41 PM
*bursts out a Wilhelm*
by The Amazing G
Dec 9th, 2008
06:51:18 PM
Star Wars: The Remake Edition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
by geodesigns
Dec 9th, 2008
08:06:01 PM
Isn't this mentioned in
by j_ky2002
Dec 9th, 2008
08:31:24 PM
If it is mentioned
by j_ky2002
Dec 9th, 2008
09:00:33 PM
Performingmonkey
by VoldemortWearsPrada
Dec 9th, 2008
09:50:41 PM
Geo with you on most of that
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 9th, 2008
11:49:07 PM
eat this PT haters, OT lovers
by GavinVanDraven
Dec 10th, 2008
12:06:45 AM
days not says...
by GavinVanDraven
Dec 10th, 2008
12:07:57 AM
can we get with the times?
by GavinVanDraven
Dec 10th, 2008
12:08:35 AM
Revenge of the Sith
by elvenblade
Dec 10th, 2008
12:27:20 AM
GavinVan
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 10th, 2008
12:50:16 AM
Amen, elvenblade
by deathbird
Dec 10th, 2008
02:38:51 AM
who gives a fuck
by Lost Jarv
Dec 10th, 2008
02:50:05 AM
Paul
by Lost Jarv
Dec 10th, 2008
03:14:31 AM
i dont deny saying anything dick blood
by GavinVanDraven
Dec 10th, 2008
03:25:22 AM
I just saw Let the Right One In yesterday :
by PTSDPete
Dec 10th, 2008
03:58:01 AM
Damn
by PTSDPete
Dec 10th, 2008
04:19:38 AM
And for the record :
by PTSDPete
Dec 10th, 2008
04:25:38 AM
Oh, and...
by PTSDPete
Dec 10th, 2008
04:30:39 AM
Mr. Zeddemore/PTSDPete
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 10th, 2008
08:26:23 AM
And I have to agree with Paul
by Lost Jarv
Dec 10th, 2008
09:49:04 AM
Wow, Star Wars sure is irrelevant
by I am_NOTREAL
Dec 10th, 2008
10:08:53 AM
Lost Jarv
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 10th, 2008
10:14:16 AM
TPM was only bad because of Ahmed Best's voice-over.
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 10th, 2008
10:25:20 AM
TPM was only bad... (second take. AICN cut it off!)
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 10th, 2008
10:26:47 AM
What's shockin is that Tom Stoppard did touch ups on ROTS...
by Pdorwick
Dec 10th, 2008
10:32:16 AM
ZeroCorpse
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 10th, 2008
10:33:43 AM
TPM was only bad...
by Pdorwick
Dec 10th, 2008
10:34:46 AM
ZeroCorpse
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 10th, 2008
10:34:55 AM
No, Zerocorpse. Just no
by Lost Jarv
Dec 10th, 2008
11:02:39 AM
and spelling is also not my strong suit either
by Lost Jarv
Dec 10th, 2008
11:03:38 AM
"Anyone can hate Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, but th
by Royston Lodge
Dec 10th, 2008
11:09:33 AM
OH yeah I remember this flick
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Dec 10th, 2008
11:43:07 AM
GEORGE LUCAS's GRAVESTONE WILL READ....
by JaPra
Dec 10th, 2008
12:23:19 PM
SITH didn't need rescuing
by darthvedder81
Dec 10th, 2008
01:10:51 PM
Kershner
by darthvedder81
Dec 10th, 2008
01:19:02 PM
TPM
by TheHumanBeingAndFish
Dec 10th, 2008
02:59:26 PM
TheHumanBeingAndFish: Here's your answer...
by Royston Lodge
Dec 10th, 2008
03:18:25 PM
What an entertaining talkback
by Chuck_Chuckwalla
Dec 10th, 2008
06:57:57 PM
darthvedder81
by Paul Bucciarelli
Dec 10th, 2008
08:11:53 PM
For me, the worst part of the prequels...
by Happyfat73
Dec 10th, 2008
10:15:45 PM
I love AICN's rewriting of history, so now ROTS is shit too?
by Razorback
Dec 11th, 2008
09:16:00 AM
Razorback: There's no rewriting going on, ROTS is pure shit...
by Pdorwick
Dec 11th, 2008
11:44:36 AM
The whole PT would have played better as a..
by Orcus
Dec 11th, 2008
01:30:57 PM

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