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Script Girl's Post Thanksgiving, first of December Script Report!
Hey folks, Harry here... Don't know about you, but Script Girl taking a week off is just like Harry missing one of his DVD reports... wait, I'm Harry... Self, I should never miss a report. Ok self, well get your shit together. Groovy. Anyway, here's SG...
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Lovely voice.
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Damn You Script Girl
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I love the US!!! hail to script girl
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Really Harry? I thought you were better than that.
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there, i said it.
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sure is a weird guy. That's why I enjoy AICN. By the way, and it's totally out of purpose, but, can someone explain me the meaning of the expression "'nuff said". thanx
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Script Girl is back. Now I have a comfortable place to lie my head.
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Yummies!
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Dr. Bob Kelso
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thank you!
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You know, at this point in time and after all the reports we've had to endure, it's just to easy to come into a Script Girl talkback and yell out "TITS!" I mean, we're all bright people here. We all went to school. And we all have a creative side, too. So, for this week's boobie-tacular report, I'd like to present 138 all-new ways that you can describe Script Girl. Go on! Work those words in! Think of the fun you can have writing your posts now!<p>http://www.listaholic.com/138-slang-words-for-breasts.html
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but I think they're alright.
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She should stick the next can between her tits.
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NICE TITS!!!
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You all have seen better tits just walk out your door and unless you live in Timbuktu. Otherwise use a thing called the Internet. All I have to do is ask my wife to take off her shirt.
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I got nothin'
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Where da Windex at?
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When it gets to the stupid skits I move on.
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...in the flowery black shirt, is clearly photoshopped/tampered with to make her look hella thin. look how big her fucking head is in relation to the rest of her body! a sad state of affairs indeed.
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GERANIUM! CACTUS!
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and sweet tits.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST
She never shows her ass... she is ashamed of her plump dumper!
by James_O'Nasty
With those tits, you know she eats well... LET US SEE THE ARSE!!!
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but i guess at this point we're just nitpicking
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Her earlier clips were perfectly lit, but now they look like someone's standing across the room and shining a flashlight in her face.<p><p>Beautiful still shot this week, though. Plump dumper, my ass.
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start to my sunday. Thank you scriptgirl!
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Look at the pics on her myspace, fer christo's sake! She's actually a little on the skinny side!
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Dec. 7, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST
And did FuckMichaelBay ever acknowledge he was bested...
by John_T_Chance
by scriptgirl? She tuned him up beautifully. As he stood impotently by and tried to pretend he was in on the joke. Burn.
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Is Harry Knowles the new George Lucas? Constantly pimping out crap that no one wants to see? <p> The usual gang of idiots behind this garbage can't even light a shot properly. As for the badly Photoshopped picture above - either admit that SG's cranium is bigger then her torso, thus making her a living 'bobble head' doll - or admit that she's piled on the pounds and you cretins had no choice but stick her face on a younger and slimmer body. Might want to start ordering the DIET Red Bull in future. <p> Here's a final tip for you incompetents behind the camera, write the word PAUSE in big letters on her cue cards. It'll take the edge off her continually irritating whining monotone. <p> On a positive note, you've created a porno first - Boobs that suck ass.
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Nope. Case closed. Boring.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST
If ScriptGuy was as informative and fun as ScriptGirl...
by John_T_Chance
Then yes I would. And I imagine many here would find Scriptguy more their cup of tea...for masturbatory purposes. REPEAL PROP 8!!!
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Why don't you post a pic or vid of yourself online, tough guy so we can marvel at your physical perfection. And where can we view the some of the Storaro-esque film lighting you're no doubt responsible for? Or wait...are you just another loudmouth jackass who's never done shit with his life and who's sole talent is to sit back and pass bitter judgement on those who have. The latter scenario I'm guessing. Search your feelings. You know this to be true.
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...dude, you need to take a class.
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... no wonder Mori is jumping ship. Awful.
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I don't post here anywhere near as much as I used to. A lot of the old-schoolers are gone. Why? Because between ScriptGirl and Coax turning into the "Shows That Herc Likes" section, AICN isn't much good anymore. <p> Fewer scoops, but LOTS of speculation about what Joss Whedon or any cast member from Buffy is doing this week. Fewer cool reviews, but lots of regurgitated bullshit from ScriptGirl and her tits. No talkbacks for shows that geeks love, but plenty of talkbacks for shows that 14-year-old girls and furries dig. <p> What happened? Where's Harry? Where's Mori? Why did they let this site become so much like a tween's MySpace page? <p> I used to check AICN and post almost every day. Now I can barely be bothered to look at the site, because I know it's just going to be more of Herc whinging about "Dollhouse" or "Buffy" not being respected by the networks, and more of ScriptGirl being inane, and fewer actual reviews, scoops and previews of projects I give a shit about. <p> If you ask me, the site went downhill the moment every Coax article linked to an Amazon.com page for the DVD collection to Joss Whedon shows. Face it-- There's one on EVERY Coax page now. <p> I never thought I'd say this, but I really, truly miss Mori posting frequently. He may have been a prick sometimes when he was at his busiest, but he was also capable of appreciating something besides anime, Whedon projects, and gratuitous cockteasing from a no-talent slattern who merely reads Variety and repeats what she can remember. <p> Movie Poop Shoot indeed. This site is taking it up the ass, lately. Get your house in order, Mr. Knowles. You've let it go. <p> By the way-- I'm sure SG is a nice chick. I just hate her work, her attitude, and her desperate grab for fame via cleavage. I have zero respect for what she's doing because she can't seem to do it without relying on her tits to do half the job. <p> If there were a ScriptGuy, he'd be repeating entertainment news for you while his balls hung out of his jeans.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST
Man, I haven't checked out a Script Girl TB in ages.
by WhinyNegativeBitch
I didn't realise one of the funniest contributors to the site (John T Chance) was still around. I might have to pop in more often. I might even watch part of one of the shitty videos some day. I just have a hard time with worthless, self promoting ho's who are far, far too fat to be considered attractive. That shop job on her video looks like a photo from a tampon box.
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Can we get a SG TB every damn day???<p>If I didn't already love these weekly TBs, that would have been all I needed to convert to SG adoration.
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to insert another out-of-place Whedon rant in a talkback.<p>What does that make him?<p>Big Damn Zero.<p>Ain't he just.
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and better that the "remakes" that are not called remakes that the ever-lovely ScriptGirl tells us about this week.<p>you juvies who watch it with the sound off over and over again probably didn't get that info.....
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I bet Brians Life "just can't quit you"<p>Did you even know he considered you two enough of an item that he could be "done" with you?<p>Just a bit creepy, eh?
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...Who actually deliver more entertainment than you script girl. Watch and learn. First a treatise on what it means to be cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQk1k5-m030&feature=related and heres one for the conserviefags on the TB's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS-9NNAFGTs It should be noted that both these individuals are both more attractive, entertaining and relevant to AICN than script girl.
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Sole talent? Learn to spellcheck your insane rants before posting in haste 'internet ranger'. If you're going to try and bully me like you do with the other TB'ers, you'll need to bring your A game. <p> Unfortunately, I don't make bad Photoshop pictures, read out Variety in an annoying way or produce really quite awful You Tube videos, so I can't really compare my talents in the same way. However, if I take a leaf out of SG's book, I can just post my head on the body of whomever I like, thus falsely representing myself. Which seems to be a recurring theme with the ScriptGirl crowd. <p> Thanks for just calling me names, you really are a very thoughtful, classy and intelligent guy. No wait, you am a twat.
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Gobble, gobble...Happy Post Thanksgiving everyone!!
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[misogynistic comment]
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and i... JIZZED IN MT PANTS!
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Are you really that dumb? Did you think it was spelled "soul"? Calling someone out on spelling is petty enough...but to call them out and be WRONG?! Priceless.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 4:16 p.m. CST
And I still stand by my statement that you are a nasty little
by John_T_Chance
shit.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 4:22 p.m. CST
JOHN_T_CHANCE: My video response to your "joke" is on the way
by FuckMichaelBay
Get ready for some real writing and humor.
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Not the other way around. I will defend her as much as I damn well please. What? Not enough assholes ganging up on her and saying hideously insulting (and widely irrelevant) things about her face, body, ethnicity, etc. for your liking?
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...you're a fucking troll.
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Hurl more invective GO NOW!
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Regardless, we all anxiously await your first stab at writing!
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in more ways than cleavage-obsessed juvies and hater-trolls can understand.<p>The juvies may one day mature, but the hater-trolls are doomed to miserable lives of impotent rage that is the only highlight of their dismal lives.<p>Sad, really. But occasionally they provide some entertainment value (calling out a mis-misspelling, for example, or when SG destroys them with a shout-out)
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...If there was more to her than some fat chick under your rotund italian american employ Chance. Some girl with obivous food control issues and social insecurities (evidence: the never washed hair) allows her horrible speaking manner and chub cleavage to be pimped out by two desperate film industry outsiders, one of whom can't accept the fact that nobody cares much either way and has to trawl one of the few repositries of his junk creation desperately insulting the very people whose attention he craves. While this in of itself is very funny and entertaining, it's unfortunately not the focus of your youtube videos. Which is why a guy breaking a jar in his ass will always draw more attention and possibly favourable critcism then this lazy attempt at humour. Pro tip, next time hire someone attractive and get them more naked. OR learn2funny.
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Oh, I forgot. You just reflexively accuse anyone who doesn't dump on her of that. Well why stop there? Why not just accuse me of actually BEING Scriptgirl? I could be. Could very well be. Hmmmm.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 4:48 p.m. CST
Can't you see I'm in love with you, WhinyNegativeBitch?
by John_T_Chance
You won my heart with your words. Your glorious words! My parents won't approve because your only fifteen and clearly emotionally disturbed. But the heart wants what the heart wants. Come to LA immediatley and take your rightful place by my side! xoxoScriptGirl
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Dec. 7, 2008, 4:51 p.m. CST
No, to accuse you of being script girl would be incorrect.
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Don't you remember when you were outed Chance? You and your chubby cohort (the male film industry failure chubster, not the chubby secretary). Remember the great mirth it brought the TB's? Not to mention all the bannings that followed your reveal? It's not an accusation Chance, it's a friendly reminder. It's a little late in the game stick to the always deny tact. But thank you though, watching the cloverfield lite IRL game unfold amongst some committed talk backers while simultaneously being amused at the unraveling of your spurious claims to some kind of cinematic standing was quite funny at the time. Like I said, you inventing a wife and house and social life is a lot funnier than any of the content you produce in these half assed videos, yet even belly flop into pathetic mediocrity and delusion that is your exsistence still ranks lower on the lol scale than a man with a jar in ass. Think about that for a bit, perhaps if you and script girl could share a cup of your silent partners feces you could actually have a genuine hit on your hands, and you wouldn't have to troll AICN message boards.
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I'm sure I could take my place by your side, but traveling down corridors, up elevators or through doors would be a major hurdle to overcome. Perhaps if you learnt to remove your emotions from your eating habits we could find a way to make it work.
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Then who the hell are YOU? Holy shit, please don't tell me your the genuine article...an internet white knight. No. That's bigfoot/aliens/uri geller spoon bending territory. No one is that lonely and sad. Perhaps your the other bloated failure?
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Dec. 7, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST
Well...I'll be sure to check back later in the day...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
For a response and to enjoy the lively banter that a script girl TB brings, but right now I have floors to mop and shelves to stack.
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Then WHO the hell are you?<p>Then who the HELL are you?<p>Then who the hell ARE you?<p>might work better. just sayin, is all....
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I mean...the irrational hate of SG is just stunning. It's fine if someone doesn't enjoy her reports, but the outright glee most display when personally attacking her...jesus it's not like she ran over your dog. Loosen up. Get a life
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You were right about the spelling. You're still a cunt though. <p> Instead of calling me names or attacking my dyslexlic slip, answer my charges about the shitty production values, the Photoshopped pictures and the overwhelming levels of pathetic cronyism from the whole SG crew. <p> I'm glad my bad spelling provided you with so much pleasure. But once again, you and a tiny minority of TB'ers are the only ones defending this pile of worthless, low budget, tacky, deceitful excrement parading itself as news.
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Who the hell are you?
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Scriptgirl's weekly view count on youtube has dropped from half a million to barely a few hundred all of a sudden? I would expect you to watch it repeatedly to hike up her lately pathetic view counts (since obviously the rest of the world has stopped caring about her badly produced inanities) considering you're such a loser that you have nothing better to do with your time than to keep checking here so you can insult everyone who doesnt think she's talented or interesting.
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still, you cant deny that her view count has dropped something fierce.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 6:05 p.m. CST
At least you are man enough to own your mistakes, Pondscum!
by John_T_Chance
admitting that I am the superior speller and that you are deceitful excrement. Or something like that. I'm paraphrasing.
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When you see a Scriptgirl headline, click your RIGHT mouse button at it, and pick "copy link location". Paste it into your browser address window and edit it to remove the word "node" and replace it with the word "talkback_display". That way you can have all the fun of reading the talkback without giving any hits to the SG page itself.<br><br> BTW, ScriptGirl and her pals leech off other popular YouTube videos to get their hit counts up. You'll see that her videos are listed as "A video response to Twilight Trailer 2" or something.
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Dec. 7, 2008, 6:17 p.m. CST
And D.Vader...I don't take offense at remarks about production v
by John_T_Chance
I just think it's a bit cracked to MAKE them in the first place! Who the hell cares? It's the internet! You were expecting visual palette of Darius Khondji? Planning on buying these reports on blu-ray? For god's sake, they're more than serviceable for viewing on my laptop and i-p!
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Dec. 7, 2008, 7:49 p.m. CST
Well it's too bad her biggest selling point will be gone in a fe
by Tommy999
Apparently YouTube is randomizing the portion of the video which becomes its screencap for the preview so unless she plans on doing her videos in a bikini top she's going to lose half of you who everytime hit the picture and hope she's wearing that everytime
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is the funniest thing I have seen all day.<p>This shit is EMBARRASSING! Does anybody else think her eyes move independant of each other? Or at least I think one of them just sort of slides in slowly until she's half-cross-eyed. And those skits? They're a hoot! Not cause they're actually funny of course. They're just so damn awful!<p>Next time I'm getting drunk while I watch this. That's what you do when you watch bad movies right?
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Let me tell you something...I'm pretty sure you will not sway the minds of any Script Girl naysayers, at least, not until she starts presenting a video that is more entertaining than a kick in your own mouth. Maybe you should try writing a book about why Script Girl is so entertaining and try getting it published. I'm sure loads of people would love to hear your argument. Who knows? Maybe you will get Script Girl some new fans. Hahaha, yeah that's it, a big book about why Script Girl isn't a total failure. Sure it'll get published!<p>My point is, nobody gives a shit. Take your sad little apologies for the worthlessness that is Script Girl somewhere else. I don't think anybody here is changing their minds about her videos anytime soon.
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or does that Hilary Swank movie sound JUST LIKE "Sliver"?
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http://www.penguinmunitions.com/
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I don't have a problem with you, in all seriousness, why does she never show her butt, why does she never stage a walkout, why does she never move? It's always seated and always stick-straight. Does she ever post/read/come here?
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I want in...<p>between Scriptgirl's ...
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jeeze it's just to easy to hate this segment... between this, the Twilight love, and Mori leaving it's like this place is just falling apart.
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No, the capitalised YOU works exactly as it should. Thanks for playing though. I think you guys should swap out the ugly chick with applemilk. She's just as annoying and retarded, but also hot.
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AAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!
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I total fucking agree with you.
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They didn't post Shit Girl last week... Why make us suffer this week?
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Nobody! <br><br> In other news: isn't it amusing at all the people who will rage at something so easily ignored? So you don't like Scriptgirl, don't watch it! It's not like she's single-handedly going to destroy the world with her tits.<br> <br> I do have to admit, this site is going downhill though. Less reviews, less cool articles, etc. etc.
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I agree with the people on here about the site going downhill. Only once in a blue moon will I find some truly NEW news that I haven't found somewhere else. Hell almost every bit of news on here is linked from a site that got it first. Kinda thought this site was supposed to be the premiere site for movie news but that's no longer the case it seems.
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Embarrassing!
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this site isn't going downhill. It's basically a message board, and has been for a long time. And the way to get Harry to stop posting this shit? stop opening it, stop opening her link.
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Please, The Tina Fey glasses look is so passe. Give it up.
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...THAT'S A DUDE'S BODY HER HEAD IS SHOPPED ON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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I've seen Jay Leno skits that were funnier than hers. Which leads me to suspect the ONLY reason her shit gets any airtime on this site is the fact that she's a girly. Whoop-dee-doo.
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