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Nazi Zombies In The DEAD SNOW!?!?!

Hey folks, Harry here and I would just like to officially say... I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY!!! Nazi Snow Covered Zombies and hot naked babes with quality production values and the approval of the Sundance Film Festival? Yes please! Show me now! I want to see immediately!!!





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  • Dec. 5, 2008, 3:59 a.m. CST

    Should've

    by Melvin_Pelvis

    been part of GrindHouse

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:01 a.m. CST

    I'm in!

    by Boba Fat

    <p>

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:02 a.m. CST

    looks like

    by maluquiro

    a must see for me.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:04 a.m. CST

    Who cares when the Warsaw Symphony is fuckng our eyeballs...

    by caruso_stalker217

    ...eventually.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:07 a.m. CST

    nice

    by angrykirby.tk

    nazi zombies

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:13 a.m. CST

    Another Night of the Living Dead formula film?

    by Power_Girl

    I'll pass. Been there and done that countless times before and it doesn't look like it offers up anything new or inventive.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:18 a.m. CST

    I wish it were played just a bit more straight

    by IndustryKiller!

    Because it looks like it's riffing on Shawn of the Dead a little too much. Too obviously so, which is unfortunate cause I think it could be really awesome fodder for genuine horror. But yeah otherwise I'm sold. I mean the premise is certainly pretty fucking boss.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:32 a.m. CST

    It looks fun...

    by FilmCritic3000

    though I agree it could have been played a bit more straight. As is, it looks like an enjoyable horror comedy.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:36 a.m. CST

    Aw fuck me! That looks brilliant fun.

    by deanbarry

    It's Evil Dead...On Ice! With Zombies and carnage. First Let The Right One In, now this. Looks like Europe is the place to look for Horror. Hey...how long until this is remade huh?

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:43 a.m. CST

    there needed to be at least three more...

    by kaspianwithak

    of those look up into the sky and scream scenes for that to be funny. Looks entertaining though.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:44 a.m. CST

    Harry...lose the contacts and go back to glasses.

    by Executor

    Your eyesight is fucked if you thought that looked good. Or if you thought the production values were good.<p>

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:47 a.m. CST

    Nooiiceeeee !

    by Se7en

    Very.very.nice.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:52 a.m. CST

    I love how they reference both...

    by Finding Forrestal

    ...PULP FICTION and TEMPLE OF DOOM in a span of, like, three seconds. Oh, and Zombie Nazi's are always fun.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:53 a.m. CST

    I mean, ZOMBIE NAZIS.

    by Finding Forrestal

    Fucking errant apostrophe.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:56 a.m. CST

    Give 'em a couple of handguns...

    by yodalovesyou

    And you've got Simon Pegg's ultimate wank fantasy right there.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:01 a.m. CST

    Twitch has been talking about this for ages.

    by Mavra Chang

    The CoC approves of nazi only when they are zombies, and then they are mandatory. Bring 'em on!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:10 a.m. CST

    Heia Norge!

    by pipergates

    There's some fine films coming out of Norway and the rest of Scandinavia.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:17 a.m. CST

    poor Oleg

    by Bloo

    maybe the Oleg brotherhood shouldn't be so..free with our ideas<P>I don't think they were ripipng us off I just have to defend Oleg, until he rises to defend himself.<P>There is no chance I'd ever see this in theatres considering I live in Nowhereville, KS

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:29 a.m. CST

    please throw this trailer in the garbage NOW!!!q

    by BadMrWonka

    this is a great movie, I can tell, and it needs to not be spoiled in the trailer! give it a proper "ambiance" trailer and let the word of mouth carry it. it looks GREAT! and i will be great, if we leave it alone in the early times!!!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:31 a.m. CST

    evil dead vs nazi

    by palewook

    that's what this feels like.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:56 a.m. CST

    Nazi zombies and boobies!! Throw in a werewolf and it's perfect

    by Uncle Stan

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:58 a.m. CST

    I like how...

    by ledbetter51

    they had that one scene in the quick-cuts that was just a guy saying "fuck!" <p> Bloo - I used to live in KS. Nowhereville's near Asscrack, right?

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:03 a.m. CST

    Yeah!!!! But like Dereks....

    by Dolmes

    ...zombies don't run.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:08 a.m. CST

    points

    by ledbetter51

    1) I agree, it would have been nice if this were played a little more straight. <p> 2) I'm getting a little tired now of the "fast" zombies. Especially here - if they've been buried in the snow for 60 years doesn't it make sense that they'd have decayed to the point where they couldn't go full-speed anymore? I know I probably shouldn't be trying to apply that much logic to a Nazi zombie movie... just thinking out loud. <p> 3) I know this'll never happen, and I respect that these guys made the movie they wanted to make, and I know this may even sound stupid to me after I get a little sleep, but right now it seems like this concept played as a completely straight, serious zombie horror flick with real production values might be seriously awesome. <p> 4) I know, #3 was a long-ass run-on sentence. Sorry. <p> 5) I just learned how to do line breaks. <p> 6) Wheeeeeee!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:14 a.m. CST

    This movie looks great fun.

    by V'Shael

    A bit of mindless escapism, where Nazi's are the bad guys. I can dig that for 90 minutes.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:20 a.m. CST

    Valencia?!

    by ledbetter51

    These are juice oranges!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:21 a.m. CST

    Would you mind telling me...

    by ledbetter51

    what Hamburger Helper is doing in a glass of milk?!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:22 a.m. CST

    They look fast...

    by Stan Arthur

    Eh... I'll see it anyway.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:24 a.m. CST

    Coming next summer:

    by ledbetter51

    Neo-con werewolves!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:25 a.m. CST

    Summer 2010:

    by ledbetter51

    Communist Frankensteins!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:29 a.m. CST

    Summer 2011:

    by ledbetter51

    Plutocratic Creature From The Black Lagoons! <p> Help me out here, people!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:32 a.m. CST

    Summer 2012:

    by ledbetter51

    Libertarian Mothras!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:32 a.m. CST

    sunny beach

    by kidsondrugs

    too bad they included the sunny beach comment in the trailer, because that's probably the movie's worst line... other than that, this movie is much cooler than the trailer makes it out to be, it's hilariously gory and spooky and funny. You can't go wrong with nazi zombies

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:33 a.m. CST

    Yeah,

    by ledbetter51

    I'd see this movie, but I don't speak French or whatever.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:35 a.m. CST

    Summer 2013:

    by ledbetter51

    Anarcho-syndicalist bigfoots!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:36 a.m. CST

    Summer 2014:

    by ledbetter51

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Summer 2014 (damn enter key):

    by ledbetter51

    Theocratic Draculas!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:39 a.m. CST

    Summer 2015:

    by ledbetter51

    Isocratic Chimeras!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:42 a.m. CST

    Summer 2016:

    by ledbetter51

    Kleptocratic Baba Yagas!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Summer 2017:

    by ledbetter51

    Oligarchic Loch Ness Monsters! <p> c'mon people! I can only keep this going by myself for a few hours, max!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:51 a.m. CST

    How about:

    by raw_bean

    Marxist Aliens?

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:51 a.m. CST

    Summer 2018:

    by ledbetter51

    Authoritarian Giant Spiders!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:53 a.m. CST

    Or:

    by raw_bean

    Time-travelling Cyborgs of the Spanish Inquisition? They've got to be nearly as pure 'bad-guy' as Nazi Zombies, if a bit more of a mouthful.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:53 a.m. CST

    That's it, bean!

    by ledbetter51

    Feudalist Giant Squids!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:56 a.m. CST

    Wheeeeeeee!

    by ledbetter51

    Oppressive Monarch Demon Ninjas!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:59 a.m. CST

    Summer 20-whatever:

    by ledbetter51

    Salem Witch Trial Aligators that got flushed down the toilet and grew really giant!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:01 a.m. CST

    Come on ledbetter, yours are geting a bit formulaic.

    by raw_bean

    The Restless Spirits of Gulag Camp Commandants

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Summer 2024 I think:

    by ledbetter51

    Mummies who were genuinely moved by the movie Crash!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:04 a.m. CST

    Oooh, that was a good one. I'll steal it:

    by raw_bean

    The Witchfinder General Possession.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:05 a.m. CST

    You win.

    by raw_bean

    There is no group of people more evil and perfectly suited to be bad guys than people who liked Crash. Well played! :D

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:07 a.m. CST

    okay...

    by ledbetter51

    Stalin-era KGB Minotaurs!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:10 a.m. CST

    Worst Case Scenario

    by pierrelabite1

    I know, I know. You snooze, you lose. But this is NOT the "Nazi Zombie" film I've been waiting for. This is: http://www.gorehoundinc.com/

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:13 a.m. CST

    So...

    by ledbetter51

    Is the RZA's name supposed to be pronounced "The R-Z-A," or "The Rizza?" I've heard it both ways, but it could be that people who say the former are like, totally square (as the kids say). Is it sort of "officially" R-Z-A and then Rizza is like a nickname?

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Nice

    by Dragon Man

    Has a "Shaun of The Dead" vibe going for it, and I loved that movie.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:16 a.m. CST

    Thank you, bean...

    by ledbetter51

    but no need to declare winners or losers. We're all winners here! <p> Except for the losers. I hate those guys.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    All this needs is Ninjas and Chuck Norris

    by br1947

    My God, the perfect geek movie!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Starting to run out of steam, but:

    by ledbetter51

    Totalitarian Djinn!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:22 a.m. CST

    Let's talk Warsaw Symphony and the triumphant return

    by Stuntcock Mike

    of Wesley Snipes.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Nazi Zombies? Count me in.

    by Stuntcock Mike

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Daytime

    by Mal Carne

    I'm actually kinda keen on the scene where we see the Nazi zombies in full winter daylight (running *in formation*, no less). A cloudy, snow-covered day has it own strange light that makes everything just a touch oppressive... and we can actually see the nifty zombie makeup, and the blood, in all its glory.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:27 a.m. CST

    What were we talking about?

    by ledbetter51

    Oh yeah... I liked Shaun of the Dead and all, but I'm not sure it can or needs to be repeated. Plus, I think it was really the characters that drove that movie, and I didn't see any hints of characters that good in what (admittedly little) I've seen. Plus plus, I'm not sure the Shaun feel works with fast zombies, which, as stated above, I'm getting a little tired of anyway.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    I'm bored with you guys. You're boring.

    by ledbetter51

    I'm leaving now. I'll check in later. Peace out.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    I am totally a Zombie film afficionado,

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    but this trailer isn't selling me. I want some reviews first.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:35 a.m. CST

    Nazi zombies...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...how do you fuck that up? I don't know, maybe they didn't, but that trailer looked like shit. Cheap-ass zombie make-up (love the long blond hair sticking out from where it was poorly hidden under one guy's helmet), and really, really lame "homages" to TOD, Pulp Fiction and Evil Dead. <p> Hate to be the hater guy, but that looked really awful, and I'm normally a complete sucker for stuff like this. <p> Bring on Worst Case Scenario!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:35 a.m. CST

    ledbetter51

    by doubleARon

    I'm not a zombie movie fan, but I just have to ask.<p> What kind of logic are you using that says frozen bodies decay worse than warm ones so they should walk slower? <p> Maybe their joints are stiff, but... decay more on ice? Just sayin'

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:45 a.m. CST

    looks like a log

    by WolfmanNards

    of shaaaat

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:51 a.m. CST

    Hope they gave Sam Raimi royalties

    by catlettuce4

    ...cuz that's nothing but "Evil Dead 4: the Nazis"

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:53 a.m. CST

    is 'Shaun of the Dead' really what this has all come to?

    by Bill Brasky

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Nazi Schmatzes! I'm sold!!

    by Stalkeye

    It would be great if the Monster HD cable network could import this, otherwise it's either torrents or Netflix.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Because if it has...

    by Bill Brasky

    You can count me the FUCK out. The living dead don't walk around looking like Alice Cooper, make plans, and then sprint at full speed in large groups. They mindlessly shuffle around in herds or whatever. And teenagers don't defeat them with gardening tools either. Can someone please tell me when 'World War Z' is coming out???

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Quality production? Looked like a Mentos commercial

    by LaneMyersClassic

    Yeah, I second the shaun of the dead comments. Fritz of the dead.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    at the very least, Doc,

    by Lost Jarv

    this will be "so bad it's good".

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8 a.m. CST

    Hey look, I found some Nazi gold

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    Does it ever turn out well for anyone after that? Of course not.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:05 a.m. CST

    I am so sick...

    by The_joker

    of this fast zombie garbage. Whoever decided that it would be a good idea to make zombie runs should be shot. The really sad thing is, they made the zombies fast and nazis... but it still looks like a notch above a Sci-Fi Channel original <br></br> If you can't make a good slow moving zombie film, don't bother making one at all. This looks like shite! <br></br>

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:14 a.m. CST

    Too bad the f*cked up the (otherwise brilliant) tag line!

    by caipirina

    it is " einS, zwei, die" get your German straight :) Otherwise, yes, wanna see that yesterday!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:24 a.m. CST

    It's been done: NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES w/ Jamie Gillis.

    by Bob Cryptonight

    It's a B movie: Night of the Zombies, a story of undead German soldiers and American GIs from WWII transformed by a mutagenic gas. This was one of his few non-porn acting jobs.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    No, Jarv...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...I fear you're wrong about that. This movie isn't being played straight enough for that most elusive of qualities to be present.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Grammaton Cleric Binks

    by DocPazuzu

    Except for Uwe Boll.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    That is genius

    by NivekJ

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    DocPazuzu

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    Refresh my memory on that one please. I'm not a big Uwe Boll fan.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Binks

    by DocPazuzu

    The running joke is that Boll financed his movies with WWII Nazi gold, which is the only logical explanation as to why his films even exist.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Neat but...

    by Knightsong

    If this movie was in English it would have never gotten a Sundance nod and would have probably wound up on Sci-Fi.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:09 a.m. CST

    NORWAY FTW!

    by Colonel_Blimp

    About time the world's greatest country was represented on AICN.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    DocPazuzu, ah that explains a lot

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    I don't know if I've ever seen one of his movies. I see the trailer and say er um no thanks.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:15 a.m. CST

    You have got to be kiddin me.

    by mrfan

    I actually liked this. Bring on Nazi Zombies.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Colonel_Blimp

    by DocPazuzu

    I'd pay to see Elling vs Nazi Zombies: <p> "Det blir ju ikke som jeg tenkt mej!"

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST

    What´s the world coming too?

    by bobdog

    Swedish vampires and nazi-zombies in Norway. I remember when everything coming out of Sweden was dramas about divorce or comedies about divorce! Thank God that phase is seemingly over.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Haha, Doc

    by Colonel_Blimp

    That would be great. Elling would just talk and argue them back to their unholy graves.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Goddammit!

    by bobdog

    Too? Extra o snuck in there! Well i´ll throw it in as a part of the deal! Yeah I know it´s crazy!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:40 a.m. CST

    ledbetter51

    by sean bean

    It's "rizza" or "the rizza" or "Bobby Digital" or about a dozen other things.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:40 a.m. CST

    er det bare svensker her?

    by pipergates

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    doubleARon

    by ledbetter51

    I didn't mean they'd decay faster than non-refrigerated bodies, just that, frozen or no, after 60 years I would think there would have been at least enough tissue damage that they'd have trouble running. I didn't really mean to compare them to non-frozen zombies except to tie into the Fast Zombie logic that "fresh" zombies would still be physically capable of running. <p> Logic, of course, being on a sliding scale here.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    nei

    by Colonel_Blimp

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Looks good to me...

    by SkinJob69

    They always have some zombie action in the Sundance Midnight line-up. Last year it was Otto: Up With Dead People. That was a hard-core gay zombie movie (complete with wound fucking). Didn't like that one too much, but this should be fun.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Thanks sean bean

    by ledbetter51

    You were da bomb in Goldeneye.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    bra

    by pipergates

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Where'd the AMAD for Carnal Knowledge go?

    by SkinJob69

    Probably removed for the quote Quint used, which had the C-word in it.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:58 a.m. CST

    hvor i norge?

    by Colonel_Blimp

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    soeramerika

    by pipergates

    og du?

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Now this is what I call "Different"

    by RogueWarrior65

    Finally, a glimmer of originality. Okay so it's still got the same group of young (and horny) people trapped in a remote location who are systematically picked off one by one...but at least the setting, backstory and bad guys are different.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    True,

    by Lost Jarv

    Tongue in cheek usually means that it can't be craptastically awesome. <P>However, it's fucking Nazi Snow Zombies so I believe that they could have their tongues buried so far in their ass cheeks that they are licking their own stomach and it could work. Especially if they miss funny by far enough.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Fast zombies

    by yomomma

    It looks like the zombies need to be fast in this film, since it looks like there's only a few dozen, tops. Slow works when there are hundreds.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    To work for me I'd want

    by Hotscot

    Needs 1. Daytime fun in the snow. Beautiful location shots. However the zombies should come out at night. 2.Then 10 hours of fighting them in the night under a bright moonlit sky. Terror interspersed with dark humour. 3. Film should end with two survivors only. However the camera should pull back and blend into further shots showing the whole German army, all over Europe..returning as zombies. ps...why is their blood not frozen?..oh never mind

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    But don't zombies freeze at under 1 degree C?

    by Kizeesh

    So it's a movie about scary statues?

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 10:55 a.m. CST

    in fact...

    by Kizeesh

    Inevitable cruddy US remake in 378 dapys and counting. <P> It's really just Snow beast and outpost crossed with Shaun of the Dead humour

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Nazis--I hate these guys.

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    That looks awesome. Yes, I get all the homages to Evil Dead, Indiana Jones and a dozen Nazi zombie flicks from the 70s. This, obviously, isn't supposed to play in multiplexes. It's supposed to be watched on dvd with a six pack of beer and several horror fan friends. I love the snow and ice. I love the zombie make-up. I almost skipped this post, but I'm glad I didn't. I want to see this now too!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 11:41 a.m. CST

    zombies

    by surprider

    nazi zombies....im in...

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 11:43 a.m. CST

    "Fortune and glory, kid"

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    <br><br>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br><br>Gotta love an Indiana Jones reference in an anti-nazi film!<Br><Br>

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Wurst. Film. Ever.

    by Snake Foreskin

    What kind of ass-cracklins did these guys eat before they made this pile o' shit?

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:01 p.m. CST

    majorstua, oslo :)

    by Colonel_Blimp

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Awesome!

    by frakthetoasters

    I want to see this movie! The trailer looks really good. Hot snow bunnies and chainsawing Nazis? Wicked!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Think I'll wait for the US remake

    by BenBraddock

    The budget of this one probably wouldn't even cover a Hollywood producer's coke bill.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Would'nt their blood be congealed?

    by uberman

    No splatter. Should have thought that one out before you started rolling film.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST

    ADVISE: IS 'ZOMBIE DIARIES' ANY GOOD?

    by uberman

    I almost rented it last night, but I thought DIARY OF THE DEAD was crap. A Good zombie film is hard to find. Most are just spatter crap.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Great premise, but can they pull it off?

    by Royston Lodge

    I really LOVE this premise, just like I LOVED the premise of 30 Days of Night. But I have little faith that this sort of premise can be pulled off. There are exceptions, of course. Shawn of the Dead showed how to pull off this sort of thing - don't pull any punches with the zombies. Any extra dime you have to spend should be spent on adding another zombie somehow, or an extra pint of fake blood, or anything to make the ENVIRONMENT of the movie that much scarier. Take some silly characters and put them in a silly situation, sure. No problem. But put them up against silly, cheap zombies, and it'll fall apart. I have a soft spot for movies set in snowy, mountainous wastes. Maybe it's cuz I'm Canadian and I know just how creepy it can be to be alone in the woods in the middle of winter. There's something about the way that the snow absorbs the ambient sound that can really send you into fits of paranoia. Done properly, by people who have spent more than a little time actually spending time in the great outdoors, it has great potential as the setting for a great horror flick. The closest movie to "get it" was Ravenous, which I'm a big fan of despite its flaws. Unfortunately, it's a BITCH to make a movie in the snow, what with the moisture and the cold getting into the equipment, not to mention the cast and crew freezing to death. Those problems tend to mean cost-overruns, and that usually means a cheap-looking movie as the producers are forced to cut corners to get the flick in the can. Good sound design is also key. The only way to give a movie audience the painfully lonely sense of winter in the woods is through REALLY well-done ambient sound of the wind, and the tree branches rubbing together, and stuff like that. When you're DP is stuck with such a limited colour palette (The snow is white. The sky is grey. The night is black. Have fun!) the images alone are not enough to carry this concept. You need phenomenal sound design to get the point across.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    You had me at hot naked babes

    by Xiphos_2

    Snow covered Nazi Zombies are just icing on the cake.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Is this the sequel to Surf Nazi's Must Die!

    by crazybubba

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Old news...

    by The Eskimo

    ...saw this trailer a month ago.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Oh and maybe...

    by The Eskimo

    ...this has already be addressed, but shouldn't it be "zombie nazis"? I mean they were Nazi's first is all I'm saying, so zombie would be the modifier.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 1 p.m. CST

    Uberman RE: Zombie Diaries

    by Xiphos_2

    It's okay for what it is, a low budget British movie. The scope is narrow and sometimes its hard to follow what's happening. I found the sound quality poor so the English accents where hard to understand sometimes. The worst part of the movie was the shakey cam. A lot of the movie featured a camcorder view. The dude operating the camera would run with it on and it got to be a bit much. Usually shakey cam doesn't bother me but this movie did.<p>

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 1 p.m. CST

    Regarding the zombies' makeup...

    by Royston Lodge

    I actually like how the makeup looks. I really like the look of sheer hatred in the zombies' eyes, as opposed to the animal mindlessless in the eyes of most movie zombies. These zombie nazis may not be "intelligent" (zombies shouldn't debate the finer points of getting along in society when one is undead, ya know?) but they aren't humans-turned-into-animals either. They are evil reanimated. Single-minded and filled with hatred, but not animals whose only concern is survival. It's a different way of portraying a zombie.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Freaking Sweeeeeet

    by Tacoloft

    THis is how to make a zombie movie trailer- hope the entire movie is just as good!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    For a great Zombie Fix..

    by Stalkeye

    ..I highly recommend Dead Set. It's a cool brit miniseries and almost as good as Snyder's DOTD remake. Gotta give a shout-out to Shan for getting me hooked on this series.<p>Come to think of it Dead Snow reminds me of a Uwe Boll film..now i'm having second thoughts about checking this out.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Xiphos_2

    by uberman

    Thanks for the mini review. That being said, I'll skip it and wait for something better to come along....

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    I am sick of zombies.

    by disfigurehead

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 2:20 p.m. CST

    FINALLY!

    by Tenguman

    Someone finally figured out the formula for magic... Take one theme from column A: ninja, nazi, pirate, cowboy, medieval, etc. And combine with one monster type from column B: vampires, zombies, werewolves, etc.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Like it!

    by Super Rabbi

    Looks really good!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Chocolate covered pussy zombies

    by SomaShine

    zombie strippers is still better

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Harry, read the TWITCH column sometimes

    by the milf lover

    maybe if you paid attention to what other people put on YOUR website, you'd know about a lot of cool stuff like DED SNO at the same time as (or even before) everyone else.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Colonel_Blimp

    by pipergates

    Jeg var foedt i Oslo, men har lenge bodd i SoerAmerika. Saa er disse filmene noe bra? Traileren til Kill Buljo ser ganske morsom ut.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 3:03 p.m. CST

    I would love to....

    by tagkc

    Double feature this with Shock Wave!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 3:13 p.m. CST

    JimmyJoe here and I would just like to officially say

    by JimmyJoe RedSky

    this is the german "shaun of the dead" - and im sick of good concepts being tied around a group of stereotypical cute care free hipsters - i hope they all get eaten

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    You can have the washer/dryer combo, or what's in this box.....

    by BetaRayBill07

    The box. The box!!!!!!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 3:26 p.m. CST

    "Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me??"

    by BetaRayBill07

    Someone had to do it.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:37 p.m. CST

    "Hogan! Thirty days in ze cooler!"

    by Stuntcock Mike

    But with Zombies.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Shock Waves

    by tacitblue

    Looks like Shock Waves in the snow....gay. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076704/

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:09 p.m. CST

    What the hell is with these EVIL DEAD rip-offs?

    by Mike_D

    I checked out "Jack Brooks Monster Slayer" and I almost gagged at the unoriginality. Same thing looks like it'll apply here. Straight to DVD and straight to the trash can.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Looks like good old Nazi killin' fun.

    by rsswope

    Very Paranormal

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:36 p.m. CST

    OUTPOST already did Nazi zombies - and in the snow I think?

    by Maniaq

    I don't remember - I just remember it also had TITUS PULLO!! <p> <p> THIRTEENTH!

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Funny y'all mention playing this premise straight...

    by DarthCorleone

    I just read an anthology horror script a couple weeks ago and one of the three stories had this exact same conceit: zombie Nazis popping out of the snow. In the case of that script, though, it was set during the war.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 6:17 p.m. CST

    FUCKING AWESOME!!!

    by Mr.Krinkle

    Nazi zombies in a snowy blitzkrieg battle with the living? Just when I thought the genre was fading out-another zombie renaissance. This looks like what SHOCKWAVES should have been like. Looking forward to this and World War Z.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 8:39 p.m. CST

    high production values

    by quintana007

    But obviously not in acting, dialogues, cinematography, lightning and story.

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:04 p.m. CST

    I just came all over my monitor!

    by nastee_flembot

    shit

  • Dec. 5, 2008, 9:17 p.m. CST

    that looked fucking hilarious

    by The Amazing G

    I love it!

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 2:37 a.m. CST

    wuddayanuts?

    by GavinVanDraven

    that was like getting head from a girl with a vagina in her mouth, as apposed to teeth in her vagina....

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 4:05 a.m. CST

    Frozen Zombies = Endless Potential

    by Tony fucknuts

    This kind of high concept could finally revive the "Cool Runnings" franchise. I miss those guys, especially the one with the egg. It was lucky.

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 4:23 a.m. CST

    Not terribly original now is it...

    by alucardvsdracula

    RAMI, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, ROMERO, MADE ON THE CHEAP. However, Nazi zombies are always welcome in my home.

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 4:24 a.m. CST

    Actually Nazi Zombies seem to be popping up everywhere

    by alucardvsdracula

    On Call of Duty World at War they appear in the bonus game for a start.

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 6:58 a.m. CST

    Looks like fun, even if they are fast

    by harmless

    ...and ledbetter51, that was hilarous

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    eventually they will thaw

    by bobdog

    and it will be springtime for nazie zombies!

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    by bobdog

    Nazi not nazie. Just can´t get it right today.

  • Dec. 6, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    not sure about this one...

    by kendragon

    I kept expecting it to turn out be a pisstake trailer for a film that would never be made. Cant believe its real. looks like shaun of the dead on ice with a bit of severence thrown in for good measure.

  • Dec. 7, 2008, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Can we atleast see a Castle Wolfenstien Movie?

    by Stalkeye

    Which is a better premise than this anyway.

  • Dec. 7, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    LOL

    by Genre_Baby

    This looks like a cross between Evil Dead 2 and any isolated teens vs. slasher you can think of. Looks like a very fun, mindless zombie romp which I'd see in a heartbeat.

  • Dec. 9, 2008, 3:04 a.m. CST

    HOLY FUCK YES!!!

    by ThaJackaL

    I'm so fucking there!

  • Dec. 9, 2008, 8:09 a.m. CST

    it may fail to live up to all that a Nazi Zombie movie

    by just pillow talk

    should be, but I will most definitely give it a shot. I do tend to agree that I wish they played it more straight, because then the laughs generated would be better since they would unintentional, but still...<p>It probably won't top(less) Zombie Strippers, but then again, I don't think that was taken to the heights it should have gone.