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Nazi Zombies In The DEAD SNOW!?!?!
Hey folks, Harry here and I would just like to officially say... I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY!!! Nazi Snow Covered Zombies and hot naked babes with quality production values and the approval of the Sundance Film Festival? Yes please! Show me now! I want to see immediately!!!
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been part of GrindHouse
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a must see for me.
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Dec 05, 2008 4:04:23 AM CST
Who cares when the Warsaw Symphony is fuckng our eyeballs...
by caruso_stalker217
...eventually.
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nazi zombies
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I'll pass. Been there and done that countless times before and it doesn't look like it offers up anything new or inventive.
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Because it looks like it's riffing on Shawn of the Dead a little too much. Too obviously so, which is unfortunate cause I think it could be really awesome fodder for genuine horror. But yeah otherwise I'm sold. I mean the premise is certainly pretty fucking boss.
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though I agree it could have been played a bit more straight.
As is, it looks like an enjoyable horror comedy. -
It's Evil Dead...On Ice! With Zombies and carnage. First Let The Right One In, now this. Looks like Europe is the place to look for Horror. Hey...how long until this is remade huh?
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of those look up into the sky and scream scenes for that to be funny. Looks entertaining though.
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Your eyesight is fucked if you thought that looked good. Or if you thought the production values were good.
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Very.very.nice.
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...PULP FICTION and TEMPLE OF DOOM in a span of, like, three seconds. Oh, and Zombie Nazi's are always fun.
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Fucking errant apostrophe.
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And you've got Simon Pegg's ultimate wank fantasy right there.
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The CoC approves of nazi only when they are zombies, and then they are mandatory. Bring 'em on!
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There's some fine films coming out of Norway and the rest of Scandinavia.
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maybe the Oleg brotherhood shouldn't be so..free with our ideasI don't think they were ripipng us off I just have to defend Oleg, until he rises to defend himself.There is no chance I'd ever see this in theatres considering I live in Nowhereville, KS
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this is a great movie, I can tell, and it needs to not be spoiled in the trailer! give it a proper "ambiance" trailer and let the word of mouth carry it. it looks GREAT! and i will be great, if we leave it alone in the early times!!!
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that's what this feels like.
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Dec 05, 2008 5:56:30 AM CST
Nazi zombies and boobies!! Throw in a werewolf and it's perfect
by uncle stan
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they had that one scene in the quick-cuts that was just a guy saying "fuck!"
Bloo - I used to live in KS. Nowhereville's near Asscrack, right? -
...zombies don't run.
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1) I agree, it would have been nice if this were played a little more straight.
2) I'm getting a little tired now of the "fast" zombies. Especially here - if they've been buried in the snow for 60 years doesn't it make sense that they'd have decayed to the point where they couldn't go full-speed anymore? I know I probably shouldn't be trying to apply that much logic to a Nazi zombie movie... just thinking out loud.
3) I know this'll never happen, and I respect that these guys made the movie they wanted to make, and I know this may even sound stupid to me after I get a little sleep, but right now it seems like this concept played as a completely straight, serious zombie horror flick with real production values might be seriously awesome.
4) I know, #3 was a long-ass run-on sentence. Sorry.
5) I just learned how to do line breaks.
6) Wheeeeeee! -
A bit of mindless escapism, where Nazi's are the bad guys. I can dig that for 90 minutes.
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These are juice oranges!
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what Hamburger Helper is doing in a glass of milk?!
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Eh... I'll see it anyway.
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Neo-con werewolves!
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Communist Frankensteins!
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Plutocratic Creature From The Black Lagoons!
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Dec 05, 2008 6:30:59 AM CST
Is it just me, but I could not understand a damn thing they were
by davsan38
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Libertarian Mothras!
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too bad they included the sunny beach comment in the trailer, because that's probably the movie's worst line... other than that, this movie is much cooler than the trailer makes it out to be, it's hilariously gory and spooky and funny. You can't go wrong with nazi zombies
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I'd see this movie, but I don't speak French or whatever.
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Anarcho-syndicalist bigfoots!
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Theocratic Draculas!
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Isocratic Chimeras!
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Kleptocratic Baba Yagas!
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Oligarchic Loch Ness Monsters!
c'mon people! I can only keep this going by myself for a few hours, max! -
Marxist Aliens?
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Authoritarian Giant Spiders!
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Time-travelling Cyborgs of the Spanish Inquisition? They've got to be nearly as pure 'bad-guy' as Nazi Zombies, if a bit more of a mouthful.
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Feudalist Giant Squids!
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Oppressive Monarch Demon Ninjas!
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Salem Witch Trial Aligators that got flushed down the toilet and grew really giant!
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The Restless Spirits of Gulag Camp Commandants
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Mummies who were genuinely moved by the movie Crash!
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The Witchfinder General Possession.
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There is no group of people more evil and perfectly suited to be bad guys than people who liked Crash. Well played! :D
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Stalin-era KGB Minotaurs!
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I know, I know. You snooze, you lose. But this is NOT the "Nazi Zombie" film I've been waiting for.
This is: http://www.gorehoundinc.com/ -
Is the RZA's name supposed to be pronounced "The R-Z-A," or "The Rizza?" I've heard it both ways, but it could be that people who say the former are like, totally square (as the kids say). Is it sort of "officially" R-Z-A and then Rizza is like a nickname?
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Has a "Shaun of The Dead" vibe going for it, and I loved that movie.
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but no need to declare winners or losers. We're all winners here!
Except for the losers. I hate those guys. -
My God, the perfect geek movie!
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Totalitarian Djinn!
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of Wesley Snipes.
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I'm actually kinda keen on the scene where we see the Nazi zombies in full winter daylight (running *in formation*, no less). A cloudy, snow-covered day has it own strange light that makes everything just a touch oppressive... and we can actually see the nifty zombie makeup, and the blood, in all its glory.
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Oh yeah... I liked Shaun of the Dead and all, but I'm not sure it can or needs to be repeated. Plus, I think it was really the characters that drove that movie, and I didn't see any hints of characters that good in what (admittedly little) I've seen. Plus plus, I'm not sure the Shaun feel works with fast zombies, which, as stated above, I'm getting a little tired of anyway.
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I'm leaving now. I'll check in later. Peace out.
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but this trailer isn't selling me. I want some reviews first.
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...how do you fuck that up? I don't know, maybe they didn't, but that trailer looked like shit. Cheap-ass zombie make-up (love the long blond hair sticking out from where it was poorly hidden under one guy's helmet), and really, really lame "homages" to TOD, Pulp Fiction and Evil Dead.
Hate to be the hater guy, but that looked really awful, and I'm normally a complete sucker for stuff like this.
Bring on Worst Case Scenario! -
I'm not a zombie movie fan, but I just have to ask.
What kind of logic are you using that says frozen bodies decay worse than warm ones so they should walk slower?
Maybe their joints are stiff, but... decay more on ice? Just sayin' -
of shaaaat
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...cuz that's nothing but "Evil Dead 4: the Nazis"
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It would be great if the Monster HD cable network could import this, otherwise it's either torrents or Netflix.
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You can count me the FUCK out. The living dead don't walk around looking like Alice Cooper, make plans, and then sprint at full speed in large groups. They mindlessly shuffle around in herds or whatever. And teenagers don't defeat them with gardening tools either. Can someone please tell me when 'World War Z' is coming out???
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Yeah, I second the shaun of the dead comments. Fritz of the dead.
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this will be "so bad it's good".
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Does it ever turn out well for anyone after that? Of course not.
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of this fast zombie garbage. Whoever decided that it would be a good idea to make zombie runs should be shot. The really sad thing is, they made the zombies fast and nazis... but it still looks like a notch above a Sci-Fi Channel original
If you can't make a good slow moving zombie film, don't bother making one at all. This looks like shite!
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it is " einS, zwei, die"
get your German straight :)
Otherwise, yes, wanna see that yesterday! -
Dec 05, 2008 8:24:29 AM CST
It's been done: NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES w/ Jamie Gillis.
by bob cryptonight
It's a B movie: Night of the Zombies, a story of undead German soldiers and American GIs from WWII transformed by a mutagenic gas. This was one of his few non-porn acting jobs.
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...I fear you're wrong about that. This movie isn't being played straight enough for that most elusive of qualities to be present.
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Except for Uwe Boll.
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Refresh my memory on that one please. I'm not a big Uwe Boll fan.
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The running joke is that Boll financed his movies with WWII Nazi gold, which is the only logical explanation as to why his films even exist.
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If this movie was in English it would have never gotten a Sundance nod and would have probably wound up on Sci-Fi.
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About time the world's greatest country was represented on AICN.
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I don't know if I've ever seen one of his movies. I see the trailer and say er um no thanks.
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I actually liked this. Bring on Nazi Zombies.
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I'd pay to see Elling vs Nazi Zombies:
"Det blir ju ikke som jeg tenkt mej!" -
Swedish vampires and nazi-zombies in Norway. I remember when everything coming out of Sweden was dramas about divorce or comedies about divorce! Thank God that phase is seemingly over.
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That would be great. Elling would just talk and argue them back to their unholy graves.
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Too? Extra o snuck in there! Well i´ll throw it in as a part of the deal! Yeah I know it´s crazy!
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It's "rizza" or "the rizza" or "Bobby Digital" or about a dozen other things.
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I didn't mean they'd decay faster than non-refrigerated bodies, just that, frozen or no, after 60 years I would think there would have been at least enough tissue damage that they'd have trouble running. I didn't really mean to compare them to non-frozen zombies except to tie into the Fast Zombie logic that "fresh" zombies would still be physically capable of running.
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They always have some zombie action in the Sundance Midnight line-up. Last year it was Otto: Up With Dead People. That was a hard-core gay zombie movie (complete with wound fucking). Didn't like that one too much, but this should be fun.
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You were da bomb in Goldeneye.
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Probably removed for the quote Quint used, which had the C-word in it.
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og du?
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Finally, a glimmer of originality. Okay so it's still got the same group of young (and horny) people trapped in a remote location who are systematically picked off one by one...but at least the setting, backstory and bad guys are different.
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Tongue in cheek usually means that it can't be craptastically awesome. However, it's fucking Nazi Snow Zombies so I believe that they could have their tongues buried so far in their ass cheeks that they are licking their own stomach and it could work. Especially if they miss funny by far enough.
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It looks like the zombies need to be fast in this film, since it looks like there's only a few dozen, tops. Slow works when there are hundreds.
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Needs
1. Daytime fun in the snow. Beautiful location shots. However the zombies should come out at night.
2.Then 10 hours of fighting them in the night under a bright moonlit sky. Terror interspersed with dark humour.
3. Film should end with two survivors only. However the camera should pull back and blend into further shots showing the whole German army, all over Europe..returning as zombies.
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So it's a movie about scary statues?
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Inevitable cruddy US remake in 378 dapys and counting.
It's really just Snow beast and outpost crossed with Shaun of the Dead humour -
That looks awesome. Yes, I get all the homages to Evil Dead, Indiana Jones and a dozen Nazi zombie flicks from the 70s. This, obviously, isn't supposed to play in multiplexes. It's supposed to be watched on dvd with a six pack of beer and several horror fan friends. I love the snow and ice. I love the zombie make-up. I almost skipped this post, but I'm glad I didn't. I want to see this now too!
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nazi zombies....im in...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Gotta love an Indiana Jones reference in an anti-nazi film!
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What kind of ass-cracklins did these guys eat before they made this pile o' shit?
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I want to see this movie! The trailer looks really good. Hot snow bunnies and chainsawing Nazis? Wicked!
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The budget of this one probably wouldn't even cover a Hollywood producer's coke bill.
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No splatter. Should have thought that one out before you started rolling film.
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I almost rented it last night, but I thought DIARY OF THE DEAD was crap. A Good zombie film is hard to find. Most are just spatter crap.
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I really LOVE this premise, just like I LOVED the premise of 30 Days of Night. But I have little faith that this sort of premise can be pulled off. There are exceptions, of course. Shawn of the Dead showed how to pull off this sort of thing - don't pull any punches with the zombies. Any extra dime you have to spend should be spent on adding another zombie somehow, or an extra pint of fake blood, or anything to make the ENVIRONMENT of the movie that much scarier. Take some silly characters and put them in a silly situation, sure. No problem. But put them up against silly, cheap zombies, and it'll fall apart. I have a soft spot for movies set in snowy, mountainous wastes. Maybe it's cuz I'm Canadian and I know just how creepy it can be to be alone in the woods in the middle of winter. There's something about the way that the snow absorbs the ambient sound that can really send you into fits of paranoia. Done properly, by people who have spent more than a little time actually spending time in the great outdoors, it has great potential as the setting for a great horror flick. The closest movie to "get it" was Ravenous, which I'm a big fan of despite its flaws. Unfortunately, it's a BITCH to make a movie in the snow, what with the moisture and the cold getting into the equipment, not to mention the cast and crew freezing to death. Those problems tend to mean cost-overruns, and that usually means a cheap-looking movie as the producers are forced to cut corners to get the flick in the can. Good sound design is also key. The only way to give a movie audience the painfully lonely sense of winter in the woods is through REALLY well-done ambient sound of the wind, and the tree branches rubbing together, and stuff like that. When you're DP is stuck with such a limited colour palette (The snow is white. The sky is grey. The night is black. Have fun!) the images alone are not enough to carry this concept. You need phenomenal sound design to get the point across.
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Snow covered Nazi Zombies are just icing on the cake.
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...saw this trailer a month ago.
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...this has already be addressed, but shouldn't it be "zombie nazis"? I mean they were Nazi's first is all I'm saying, so zombie would be the modifier.
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It's okay for what it is, a low budget British movie. The scope is narrow and sometimes its hard to follow what's happening. I found the sound quality poor so the English accents where hard to understand sometimes. The worst part of the movie was the shakey cam. A lot of the movie featured a camcorder view. The dude operating the camera would run with it on and it got to be a bit much. Usually shakey cam doesn't bother me but this movie did.
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I actually like how the makeup looks. I really like the look of sheer hatred in the zombies' eyes, as opposed to the animal mindlessless in the eyes of most movie zombies. These zombie nazis may not be "intelligent" (zombies shouldn't debate the finer points of getting along in society when one is undead, ya know?) but they aren't humans-turned-into-animals either. They are evil reanimated. Single-minded and filled with hatred, but not animals whose only concern is survival. It's a different way of portraying a zombie.
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THis is how to make a zombie movie trailer- hope the entire movie is just as good!
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..I highly recommend Dead Set. It's a cool brit miniseries and almost as good as Snyder's DOTD remake. Gotta give a shout-out to Shan for getting me hooked on this series.Come to think of it Dead Snow reminds me of a Uwe Boll film..now i'm having second thoughts about checking this out.
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Thanks for the mini review. That being said, I'll skip it and wait for something better to come along....
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Someone finally figured out the formula for magic...
Take one theme from column A: ninja, nazi, pirate, cowboy, medieval, etc.
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Looks really good!
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zombie strippers is still better
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maybe if you paid attention to what other people put on YOUR website, you'd know about a lot of cool stuff like DED SNO at the same time as (or even before) everyone else.
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Jeg var foedt i Oslo, men har lenge bodd i SoerAmerika. Saa er disse filmene noe bra? Traileren til Kill Buljo ser ganske morsom ut.
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Double feature this with Shock Wave!
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Dec 05, 2008 3:13:47 PM CST
JimmyJoe here and I would just like to officially say
by jimmyjoe redsky
this is the german "shaun of the dead" - and im sick of good concepts being tied around a group of stereotypical cute care free hipsters - i hope they all get eaten
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Dec 05, 2008 3:24:31 PM CST
You can have the washer/dryer combo, or what's in this box.....
by betaraybill07
The box. The box!!!!!!
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Someone had to do it.
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But with Zombies.
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Looks like Shock Waves in the snow....gay.
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I checked out "Jack Brooks Monster Slayer" and I almost gagged at the unoriginality. Same thing looks like it'll apply here. Straight to DVD and straight to the trash can.
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Very Paranormal
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I don't remember - I just remember it also had TITUS PULLO!!
THIRTEENTH! -
I just read an anthology horror script a couple weeks ago and one of the three stories had this exact same conceit: zombie Nazis popping out of the snow. In the case of that script, though, it was set during the war.
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Nazi zombies in a snowy blitzkrieg battle with the living? Just when I thought the genre was fading out-another zombie renaissance. This looks like what SHOCKWAVES should have been like. Looking forward to this and World War Z.
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But obviously not in acting, dialogues, cinematography, lightning and story.
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shit
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I love it!
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that was like getting head from a girl with a vagina in her mouth, as apposed to teeth in her vagina....
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This kind of high concept could finally revive the "Cool Runnings" franchise. I miss those guys, especially the one with the egg. It was lucky.
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RAMI, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, ROMERO, MADE ON THE CHEAP. However, Nazi zombies are always welcome in my home.
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Dec 06, 2008 4:24:48 AM CST
Actually Nazi Zombies seem to be popping up everywhere
by alucardvsdracula
On Call of Duty World at War they appear in the bonus game for a start.
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...and ledbetter51, that was hilarous
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and it will be springtime for nazie zombies!
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Nazi not nazie. Just can´t get it right today.
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I kept expecting it to turn out be a pisstake trailer for a film that would never be made. Cant believe its real.
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Which is a better premise than this anyway.
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This looks like a cross between Evil Dead 2 and any isolated teens vs. slasher you can think of.
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I'm so fucking there!
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Dec 09, 2008 8:09:11 AM CST
it may fail to live up to all that a Nazi Zombie movie
by just pillow talk
should be, but I will most definitely give it a shot. I do tend to agree that I wish they played it more straight, because then the laughs generated would be better since they would unintentional, but still...It probably won't top(less) Zombie Strippers, but then again, I don't think that was taken to the heights it should have gone.
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