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Fiendish Dr. Wu! You done fucked up now!!! New BLACK DYNAMITE clip sneaks online with its Kung-Fu treachery!!!

Published at:  Dec 04, 2008 8:53:12 AM CST

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Oh, Black Dynamite... you are so badass... Twitch has a new clip from one of my most anticipated movies of 2009 and at the beginning of it, I felt a little excitement dwindle a bit. It seems sillier than I was hoping it would be, but damn it... Michael Jai White's pure charisma and delivery of the line I posted in the headline, got me back on board the "this movie will blow my socks off, my mind out and my balls to the four corners of the earth" train.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 8:58:37 AM CST

    Fuck yes

    by james westfall

    And a spoiler!

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  • Dec 04, 2008 8:59:53 AM CST

    fuckin fuck yes!

    by ilander66

  • Dec 04, 2008 9:00:33 AM CST

    the first time anything on this site...

    by ilander66

    has made me laugh out loud.

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH

    BADASS

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  • Dec 04, 2008 9:07:19 AM CST

    I am seeing this shit

    by terry1978

    I just have to, I will not be able to resist.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 9:09:35 AM CST

    you never seen where im comin from muthafukaaaaaaaaaa!

    by ilander66

  • Dec 04, 2008 9:21:27 AM CST

    Looks great

    by mjdeviant

    I hope it lives up to this clip and is just balls out exploitation and old martial arts cheesiness. That reminds me, I haven't seen "Rage of the Master" in quite some time. Flying out of the ocean at the end to deliver a death blow.....and he kills like 100 guys with 2 knives. TO THE VIDEO STORE!

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  • Dec 04, 2008 9:27:41 AM CST

    I'm going to go beat up my boss now.....

    by yotzvonfrelnik

    Damn, what a motivator!

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  • Dec 04, 2008 9:58:47 AM CST

    that was quite possibly one of the..

    by largojr

    STUPIDEST.. and yet oddly satisfying clips I have ever watched in my life. I feel so conflicted now.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:06:07 AM CST

    MICHAEL JAI WHITE AS U.N. AMBASSADOR!!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    "And addressing the Assembly on behalf of the United States on the matter of human trafficking, Black Dynamite."

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:08:26 AM CST

    WHY IS THIS NOT OUT NOW? IT WOULD'VE KILLED TWILIGHT!!!!!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    You done fucked up treacherous Hollywood!!!!

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:20:10 AM CST

    We could have had a spoiler alert!

    by ilander66

    Now I know his partner gets his neck stuck good with a boomerang knife and killed whats the point in even going to the cinema!

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:24:14 AM CST

    WHEN?!?

    by nesstar

    When does this come out! I can't wait to see this!

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:33:21 AM CST

    Does anyone else have a problem....

    by the eskimo

    ...with the shaky-cam? I mean are they filming this with a camcorder or what? Or maybe I'm just hungover.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:35:34 AM CST

    "Your Zest For Kung Fu Treachery"

    by soylentmean

    I really have to see this movie. It better get to theaters dammit.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:39:17 AM CST

    I have tears in my eyes that was so funny.

    by fanboy71

  • Dec 04, 2008 10:43:20 AM CST

    A great example..

    by eustisclay

    ... of what they can do when they have alove for movies of the past. Was just on the remake TB and it is just depressing. But if filmakers wouldactually revere their source material, most remakes wouldn't suck. I really hope this is as good as it looks.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:51:29 AM CST

    Rudy Ray Moore would have dug this.

    by the reluctant austinite

    I have no idea how this is going to play to a mainstream audience. I suppose it isn't going to play to a mainstream audience. It may suffer a fate similar to "Grindhouse," but I don't think this cost nearly as much. Anyway, I'm inviting the ghost of Rudy Ray Moore to join me in the theater for some bad mutha fun.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:55:18 AM CST

    So... That song by Steely Dan was about kung-fu blaxpoitation?

    by starwarsredux

    But Katy told me it was about heroin addiction! She lies-- you can see it in her eyes...

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  • Dec 04, 2008 11:45:26 AM CST

    Finally watched Dolemite last night...

    by phloton

    and the couple of things Black Dynamite is missing are the heavy lidded drug induced stupor of most of the actors, and the oily sheen on actors' skin in cheap 70's movies. Hopefully Black Dynamite will have a boom shot during a lot of the scenes.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 12:48:46 PM CST

    Does he have a brother named Kip?

    by banditmania

  • Dec 04, 2008 1:44:40 PM CST

    Steely Dan!

    by shakeshift

    Great comment about Steely Dan, StarWarsRedux! That was the first thing that popped into my mind as well, the old Steely Dan song. Katy lied, I was halfway crucified....

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  • Dec 04, 2008 2:24:24 PM CST

    Calvin and Hobbes...

    by muggsly

    I believe, and I could be wrong, that this is the first reference to Calvin's Transmogrifier in a movie...

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  • Dec 04, 2008 2:30:35 PM CST

    BAD SPOILER...

    by muvynupe

    The dialog is great, but the boomerang was a bad mistake in the trailer. There were other spoilers in the RED BAND, but to see that a character get killed in what appears to be the third act? What kind of Kung Fu trailer treachery is this?!?!?

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  • Dec 04, 2008 3:24:06 PM CST

    JIVE TURKEY...

    by c00l dud3

    Hahah...I didn't even realize that it was Michael Jai White, the first time I saw a trailer for this a few days ago...Wasn't even sure if it was actually an older film, until I saw Arsenio...Looks hilarious....can't wait!!

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  • Dec 04, 2008 4:13:32 PM CST

    SWEET CHRISTMAS!!! :O

    by theghostwholurks

    Wonderful clip and FINALLY, we get to see Michael Jai White kicking @$$ on the big screen again! It was great seeing him get his "So Serious" in The Dark Knight, but I'll never understand WHY this guy isn't getting more lead action roles.He's handsome, buff, a marital arts pro and has great screen presence! Why Marvel never fast-tracked him to play The Black Panther, I'll NEVER know... >:(

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  • Dec 04, 2008 4:29:27 PM CST

    I can't wait to see this

    by disfigurehead

    when when when???

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  • Dec 04, 2008 4:32:07 PM CST

    Can't believe that's Michael Jai White! Anyway, looks excellent

    by mr nicholas

    I loved Steve James as Kung Fu Joe in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka and this looks like a whole movie of that. Looking forward to it.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 4:32:07 PM CST

    Don't you see where i'm coming from you MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!

    by orionsangels

  • Dec 04, 2008 4:59:17 PM CST

    is this some kind of marketing gimmick

    by punto

    to recreate what happened with "snakes on a plane"? I don't see it.

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  • Dec 04, 2008 5:31:35 PM CST

    Treacherous

    by strider white

    Gonna use that word all the time now.. "Treacherous" see..

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  • Dec 04, 2008 8:36:49 PM CST

    the "viewer" is just a blue box with non-working buttons

    by badmrwonka

  • Dec 04, 2008 9:10:24 PM CST

    BROKEN

    by insane tiki

    Damn, this is an awesome clip, but when I went to show it to my girlfriend it's dead. Anyone got a new link?

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  • Dec 04, 2008 10:00:17 PM CST

    Wrong, Shakeshift

    by starwarsredux

    Katy tried-- that's why he's only halfway crucified. I suppose that means that she's not a very dilligent executioner, or carpenter. But when you're on the other side of no tomorrow with the shadow of the man who you once knew as just an ordinary guy, I suppose that means you've done all that you can do.

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  • Mar 19, 2011 1:51:19 PM CDT

    BLACK DYNAMITE GRAPHIC NOVEL!

    by grandwiz

    http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=preview&id=8072&disp=table

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