I am – Hercules!!
Kristen Stewart (“Twilight”) will play the nice lady who sang the theme song from “Freaks and Geeks.” "The Runaways," which tells the tale of Joan Jett's first band, was written and will be directed by music video maven Floria Sigismondi (Christina Aguilera's "Fighter"). Read all of the Hollywood Reporter’s story on the matter here.

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