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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s installment of A Movie A Day.
[For those now joining us, A Movie A Day is my attempt at filling in gaps in my film knowledge. My DVD collection is thousands strong, many of them films I haven’t seen yet, but picked up as I scoured used DVD stores. Each day I’ll pull a previously unseen film from my collection or from my DVR and discuss it here. Each movie will have some sort of connection to the one before it, be it cast or crew member.]
Alright, two AMADs in one day! Whoda thunk it? If you’ve been following closely you’ll have noticed I missed a day compiling the Holiday Shopping Guide. This is my catch-up. Make sure you check out the last AMAD column, covering the awesome Elia Kazan flick PANIC IN THE STREETS!
This installment will focus on the ‘70s reteaming of Robert Redford and screenwriter William Goldman… in fact, this is the first credited screenplay from Goldman after their incredibly iconic and entertaining BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID.
Peter Yates directed this adaptation of a Donald E. Westlake story about a diamond that refuses to get robbed, despite the best efforts of a world class, if unlucky, master thief. And it doesn’t really work...
It’s a good movie, don’t get me wrong. There’s too much going for it to completely write it off. Robert Redford, George Segal, Ron Leibman, Paul Sand, Moses Gunn and Zero Mostel (who we’re following over from PANIC IN THE STREETS) are all great in their roles, balancing the humor just right as to not tip the balance into ridiculous territory.

The script is also very strong and I think under different circumstances this would be a movie very well remembered to this day.
It just seems to be one of those movies that has everything going for it and then something just doesn’t click right. In short, it’s missing that natural energy and confidence that you can plan for, but can’t always count on.
I have to lay some of the blame at the feet of Peter Yates, who I actually like as a director, but even I have to admit that he’s hit and miss. For every BULLITT there’s a fascinating misfire like THE DEEP. Two of his films that I will unabashedly love are MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED and KRULL, but even with KRULL it’s a movie that is missed masterpiece of fantasy. He cast a very dull lead and introduced a badass weapon that ultimately does dick-all but get stuck in a giant monster at the end.
This film reminded me of THE DEEP, which was a damn fun book by Peter Bencheley and had some great performances from Robert Shaw, Jacqueline Bisset (and her see-through t-shirt skin-diving opening which is sure to have awakened puberty in many a young boy) and Nick Nolte. It had all that going for it, but it just didn’t click, ending up as a competent film, but not a particularly memorable one.
Same goes here.

The flick is a little over 90 minutes long and there are 4 heists, all after the same diamond. Redford and his crew are hired by an African representative at the United Nations to steal a diamond from a museum. Apparently, the UN are debating on whether or not to give his nation back its famous and valuable diamond and he doesn’t trust them to make the right decision, so he goes ahead and looks for people to grab it.
Moses Gunn plays Dr. Amusa, the African UN dude and hearing him speak in this movie sends me back to my childhood… I love, love, love THE NEVERENDING STORY and I’ll never forget his weird pointy-head spokesperson for the childlike empress who sends Atreyu on the mission to save Fantasia. I know he’s done bigger and more respectable, like his small part in ROOTS or his stage work, but that’s what nostalgia does for ya’, I guess.
Robert Redford is the brains of the outfit, a crook who is great at his job, but seems to always get picked up. It’s almost a pattern with him. In fact, we meet him in jail, as he’s being released. He’s picked up by his well-meaning, but kind of bumbling brother-in-law, a locksmith played by George Segal.

Segal wants into the life of excitement he can only experience second-hand via Redford and has already set up this job. They pull in Ron Leibman, the charismatic New Yorker and getaway driver and Paul Sand, an extra set of hands to pull of the heist.
The museum heist is actually really great and executed well. They cause a car accident outside to distract the guards, with Leibman planting himself, fully covered in gore make-up, a few feet from the overturned car. It’s pretty genius, actually, a perfect way to clear the museum and keep the guards occupied, thinking a man is dying outside.
Of course, things go wrong at the last minute and one of the group is nabbed… unfortunately for them it’s the one with the diamond, Paul Sand. Sand swallows it and is picked up.
The next act is about stealing Sand himself out of prison.
It doesn’t end there, with two more heists planned to get the diamond. It spirals out of control so much that Redford becomes obsessed with it. He takes it personally. It’s not about the job anymore. He almost views the diamond as his adversary and the only way he can let it go is to finally get his hand on it.

See, it’s not a bad set-up for a crime comedy and it’s a great cast. Zero Mostel plays Sand’s father and he’s particularly great. I just find Mostel fun to watch. The man uses his face like no one else, his expressions priceless.
Final Thoughts: Everyone is great in the movie (keep an eye out for an early, early appearance by Christopher Guest as a cop in the epic break-in to a police precinct), but it just doesn’t work. Shots don’t really flow together, the editing feeling awkward and uneven. I refuse to believe that’s the only problem, though. I think sometimes you can have all the right ingredients, follow the recipe to perfection and the meal just doesn’t come out right. That’s what happened to this movie. It’s okay and worth a watch for what works, just not horribly successful.

Here’s what we have lined up for the next week:
Monday, December 1st: WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? (1966)

Tuesday, December 2nd: THE DAY OF THE DOLPHIN (1973)

Wednesday, December 3rd: CARNAL KNOWLEDGE (1971)

Thursday, December 4th: THE CINCINNATI KID (1965)

Friday, December 5th: POCKETFUL OF MIRACLES (1961)

Saturday, December 6th: MIKEY & NICKY (1976)

Sunday, December 7th: TWO MINUTE WARNING (1976)

Tomorrow we follow George Segal over to WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? See you then!
-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com

Previous Movies:
June 2nd: Harper June 3rd: The Drowning Pool June 4th: Papillon June 5th: Gun Crazy June 6th: Never So Few June 7th: A Hole In The Head June 8th: Some Came Running June 9th: Rio Bravo June 10th: Point Blank June 11th: Pocket Money June 12th: Cool Hand Luke June 13th: The Asphalt Jungle June 14th: Clash By Night June 15th: Scarlet Street June 16th: Killer Bait (aka Too Late For Tears) June 17th: Robinson Crusoe On Mars June 18th: City For Conquest June 19th: San Quentin June 20th: 42nd Street June 21st: Dames June 22nd: Gold Diggers of 1935 June 23rd: Murder, My Sweet June 24th: Born To Kill June 25th: The Sound of Music June 26th: Torn Curtain June 27th: The Left Handed Gun June 28th: Caligula June 29th: The Elephant Man June 30th: The Good Father July 1st: Shock Treatment July 2nd: Flashback July 3rd: Klute July 4th: On Golden Pond July 5th: The Cowboys July 6th: The Alamo July 7th: Sands of Iwo Jima July 8th: Wake of the Red Witch July 9th: D.O.A. July 10th: Shadow of A Doubt July 11th: The Matchmaker July 12th: The Black Hole July 13th: Vengeance Is Mine July 14th: Strange Invaders July 15th: Sleuth July 16th: Frenzy July 17th: Kingdom of Heaven: The Director’s Cut July 18th: Cadillac Man July 19th: The Sure Thing July 20th: Moving Violations July 21st: Meatballs July 22nd: Cast a Giant Shadow July 23rd: Out of the Past July 24th: The Big Steal July 25th: Where Danger Lives July 26th: Crossfire July 27th: Ricco, The Mean Machine July 28th: In Harm’s Way July 29th: Firecreek July 30th: The Cheyenne Social Club July 31st: The Man Who Knew Too Much August 1st: The Spirit of St. Louis August 2nd: Von Ryan’s Express August 3rd: Can-Can August 4th: Desperate Characters August 5th: The Possession of Joel Delaney August 6th: Quackser Fortune Has A Cousin In The Bronx August 7th: Start the Revolution Without Me August 8th: Hell Is A City August 9th: The Pied Piper August 10th: Partners August 11th: Barry Lyndon August 12th: The Skull August 13th: The Hellfire Club August 14th: Blood of the Vampire August 15th: Terror of the Tongs August 16th: Pirates of Blood River August 17th: The Devil-Ship Pirates August 18th: Jess Franco’s Count Dracula August 19th: Dracula A.D. 1972 August 20th: The Stranglers of Bombay August 21st: Man, Woman & Child August 22nd: The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane August 23rd: The Young Philadelphians August 24th: The Rack August 25th: Until They Sail August 26th: Somebody Up There Likes Me August 27th: The Set-Up August 28th: The Devil & Daniel Webster August 29th: Cat People August 30th: The Curse of the Cat People August 31st: The 7th Victim September 1st: The Ghost Ship September 2nd: Isle of the Dead September 3rd: Bedlam September 4th: Black Sabbath September 5th: Black Sunday September 6th: Twitch of the Death Nerve September 7th: Tragic Ceremony September 8th: Lisa & The Devil September 9th: Baron Blood September 10th: A Shot In The Dark September 11th: The Pink Panther September 12th: The Return of the Pink Panther September 13th: The Pink Panther Strikes Again September 14th: Revenge of the Pink Panther September 15th: Trail of the Pink Panther September 16th: The Real Glory September 17th: The Winning of Barbara Worth September 18th: The Cowboy and the Lady September 19th: Dakota September 20th: Red River September 21st: Terminal Station September 22nd: The Search September 23rd: Act of Violence September 24th: Houdini September 25th: Money From Home September 26th: Papa’s Delicate Condition September 27th: Dillinger September 28th: Battle of the Bulge September 29th: Daisy Kenyon September 30th: Laura October 1st: The Dunwich Horror October 2nd: Experiment In Terror October 3rd: The Devil’s Rain October 4th: Race With The Devil October 5th: Salo, Or The 120 Days of Sodom October 6th: Bad Dreams October 7th: The House Where Evil Dwells October 8th: Memories of Murder October 9th: The Hunger October 10th: I Saw What You Did October 11th: I Spit On Your Grave October 12th: Naked You Die October 13th: The Wraith October 14th: Silent Night, Bloody Night October 15th: I Bury The Living October 16th: The Beast Must Die October 17th: Hellgate October 18th: He Knows You’re Alone October 19th: The Thing From Another World October 20th: The Fall of the House of Usher October 21st: Audrey Rose October 22nd: Who Slew Auntie Roo? October 23rd: Wait Until Dark October 24th: Dead & Buried October 25th: A Bucket of Blood October 26th: The Bloodstained Shadow October 27th: I, Madman October 28th: Return to Horror High October 29th: Die, Monster, Die October 30th: Epidemic October 31st: Student Bodies November 1st: Black Widow November 2nd: The Ghost & Mrs. Muir November 3rd: Flying Tigers November 4th: Executive Action November 5th: The Busy Body November 6th: It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World November 7th: Libeled Lady November 8th: Up The River November 9th: Doctor Bull November 10th: Judge Priest November 11th: Ten Little Indians November 12th: Murder On The Orient Express November 13th: Daniel November 14th: El Dorado November 15th: The Gambler November 16th: Once Upon A Time In America November 17th: Salvador November 18th: Best Seller November 19th: The Holcroft Covenant November 20th: Birdman of Alcatraz November 21st: The Train November 22nd: Gunfight At The O.K. Corral November 23rd: Mystery Street November 24th: Border Incident November 25th: The Tin Star November 26th: On The Beach November 27th: Twelve O’Clock High November 28th: Gentleman’s Agreement November 29th: Panic In The Streets
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