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Moriarty Has Seen THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON!!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

Nothing lasts.

A simple truth, but one that I think most of us do our best to keep at bay most of the time. We struggle to achieve various goals and joys in our lives, and when they finally arrive, when we finally accomplish them, we want them to endure. We want to maintain our state of bliss as long as we can. But in the back of our minds, we always know that there is no such thing as permanence. There is no such thing, for people, as forever. We are impermanent by design. We are always racing the clock. We can fight as much as we want, but the truth remains: nothing lasts.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON is one of the most piercing, beautiful, eccentric studio movies in recent memory, an exquisitely crafted film about memory, love, opportunity, and the passage of time. Technical wizardry and emotional delicacy combine to create an experience that is, for lack of a better word, magic. Set during the landfall of Hurricane Katrina, BUTTON tells an epic-scale story that is actually an intimate emotional journey, unusual and unlike any other film I can name.

And, yes, that includes FORREST GUMP. Thanks to the involvement of Oscar-winning screenwriter Eric Roth, you will hear a lot of comparisons to GUMP, but don’t believe it. This is the anti-GUMP, and therein likes the darkness that I think director David Fincher must have found so appealing. Whatever the attraction was, this director, so renowned for his cold, clinical eye and his detached intellectual cool, has responded to this material in the only way he could: with the whole of his previously only-rumored heart.

It’s a very simple concept, and if you’ve ever read the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, there’s not a lot to it. It’s very simply a doodle about a baby born as an old man who lives his whole life in reverse. There’s a marriage in there, but it’s not really played as a love story, and there’s no real weight to anything that happens in the story. It’s more like Fitzgerald was intrigued and wanted to play with the idea a bit.

In the film, things are different from the very start. Whereas Fitzgerald imagined Benjamin being born as an actual 80 year old man, full-sized and able to speak right away, the film takes a stranger approach. Benjamin is a baby, but his body shows all the wear and tear of advanced age, including arthritis, cataracts, and a completely lack of elasticity to the skin. He’s got a disturbing little-old-man face, but he’s very much a baby in every other way. Robin Swicord, the original screenwriter on the film, and Eric Roth have both worked hard to find a way to ground this fantastic idea and make it play as something approaching a reality we recognize. As a result, in the film, Benjamin’s external age and his internal age are completely at odds, while in the short story, they were in synch. The moment Benjamin’s father Thomas (Jason Flemyng) sees the baby, he snaps. After all, his wife is laying in bed, hemorrhaging and sure to die, and the result is this twisted, diseased-looking thing. He grabs the baby and runs out into the streets, where all of New Orleans is celebrating the end of World War I. He’s looking for a place to dump this creature, and at the last minute, he relents. He shoves a few grubby dollars into the blanket and leaves it on the back steps of an old age home, where Queenie (Taraji P. Henson) finds the baby. She decides she’s going to raise him as her own, figuring that due to all the problems with his health, that won’t be a very long process. And with this one act of cruelty and an equal act of kindness, Benjamin Button finds his place in the world and starts his very strange journey.

The screenplay also invents a framing device featuring Daisy (Cate Blanchett) and her daughter Caroline (Julia Ormond). This is the material that takes place present-day, as the Gulf Coast prepares for the impact of Katrina. I’ve already read some people freaking out about this choice, but it seems to me to be a powerful thematic comment on a location that obviously affected everyone who shot this film there. If you know New Orleans at all and have any affinity for it, the current iteration of the city has to be a bit of a heartbreak for you. I visited New Orleans many times as a younger, wilder man, and a part of me never wants to go back now. I’m afraid to see what the hurricane did to it. But that’s exactly why it makes sense to me as a choice for the framing story. Nothing lasts, not even cities that seem to be part of the fabric of our country.

Daisy’s dying, and it’s a matter of hours, most likely. There’s a sense that she and Caroline have been estranged, but she’s there now. And thanks to a collection of letters and photos and postcards and other items and a diary that her mother has, Caroline pieces together a story that completely changes her perception of her mother and, indeed, of herself. This entire section of the film is played between Blanchett in extreme old-age makeup by Greg Cannom that is on par with the best of Dick Smith’s old age work and Ormond, who has been largely absent from film lately. Blanchett is fading away the entire time, dying incrementally, her morphine dosage slowly being turned up. And she says all she wants is to hear her daughter’s voice. All this unspoken stuff is playing out between them, things unsaid and unresolved, and Ormond starts reading this story. But it’s not just the sound of her voice Blanchett’s after. There’s something she’s telling Ormond as well... her own story. As a kid, you know your parent as your parent, but it’s fairly rare that we really get to learn who they are as people. I think it’s one of the biggest barriers you can get over in your relationship, the idea that these people existed before you were around, that they had whole lives that didn’t involve you. It’s unfathomable for a kid, and that process can sometimes bring you closer, and sometimes it can drive you apart. I think it’s something worth doing though, and watching Ormond react as she’s hit with all of these new ideas about who her mother was is quite moving.

In fact, in that way, I think BUTTON is more akin to BIG FISH than it is to FORREST GUMP. I don’t really like either of those films, though, so I’m surprised this one hit me as dead-center as it did. This is nowhere near as “magical realism” as either of those movies. You’re asked to accept one gigantic conceit, the idea of Benjamin aging backwards, and then everything else is just played as reality. There’s nothing “high concept” about the sequences in the film, and it’s almost unfair to call any of them set pieces in any traditional blockbuster sense. Benjamin’s life is a lot of things over the years, goes through a lot of stages. Each of those encounters changes or shapes him, and none of them explode as high drama or melodrama. Instead, things have these slow-motion effects, detonations that aren’t felt immediately.

Take his detour with Elizabeth Abbott, for example. The great Tilda Swinton shows up for a protracted dalliance in a hotel in Russia, when she crosses paths with a freshly-wounded Benjamin, just back from the romantic front and smarting from his failure to connect. Elizabeth is older, in her 40s, and Benjamin looks like a man even older than her. But he’s a young man in terms of experience, and he’s never really courted a woman. What takes place between them is played with remarkable subtlety, and when it ends, it simply ends. They don’t hammer home any larger significance... it’s just part of who he is during his life. The defining relationship for Benjamin in the film is Daisy, of course. This is a love story, a doomed one, but then again... aren’t they all? Fincher’s interested in the ticking clock built into even the first kiss, the first date, the first glance across a room. You always know, no matter what, that there’s an end date coming. You may have five hours together, five years, fifty years, but again... nothing lasts. When Daisy and Benjamin meet the first time, they’re both children, emotionally speaking, and Daisy recognizes something in him, some kindred spirit. They bond, but he looks like a little old man and she’s just a little girl, so there’s no chance for them. The next time they meet, in one of the film’s most quietly painful sequences, he looks to be in his 50s, and he’s grown up quickly because of that sense of otherness that plagues him. She’s not quite 20 at this point, beautiful and ripe and young, and completely immature. She’s willing to be with him, but maturity-wise, they’re not ready to connect, and the encounter ends badly. It’s only later, when the two of them reach something like the same age, after both of them have felt loss and sorrow and hurt, that they’re able to approach each other as equals, as adults, with open eyes and open hearts. One of the things I love about the film is how there is no human villain, no bad guy introduced to steal Daisy’s affections or to create some artificial tension in their relationship. Time is enough of a villain, hungry, unrelenting. And when they have a child and Benjamin realizes that he’s not going to be able to be a real parent, time finally wins. He leaves again, setting off on the last leg of his journey alone. I’ve read some criticism that Benjamin is a passive lead character, but I’m not buying it. He’s not a big loud aggressive movie lead the way we’re used to, but neither is he just a feather on the wind like GUMP. Benjamin deals with what life brings him, and he lives with those choices, no matter how hard it is.

The film has quite a bit to say about the way fate brings us together or tears us apart, and it’s not about stupid movie coincidence. I’ve thought about the way entire sections of our lives are built off of one decision, one moment where things fell together a particular way, and how any number of things could have prevented that from happening. I’ve been working with my writing partner now for 22 years, and the series of choices that put the two of us in one room for the very first time required his parents and my parents and our teachers and various employers of our parents to all do certain things a certain way, or we never would have met. If that had been the case, who knows where I’d be today, or what I’d be doing? Same thing with my wife... I met her at a party. What if I’d skipped out on it, like I did with so many other parties? What if I’d left before she arrived? What if I’d never met the person who invited me to the party? When I look at my two sons, I can’t imagine my life any other way than this, but it very easily could have gone a different direction based on a decision I made one night eight years ago. We are all victims of circumstance, and our lives are defined by the way we make choices based on those winds of fate. As I was watching the film, and it rolls into that last hour or so, the weight of it all and the beauty with which it’s presented just hit me, an accumulated emotional response, and I spent pretty much the entire last hour struggling with silent tears. There was no one single sledgehammer moment. Instead, it was the whole thing, the ideas it raises, the way it forced me to reflect on my own life. I’ve got no idea what anyone else will feel when watching this film, but I suspect each viewer will walk away with a very personal reaction, based on who they are, where they are in their lives, and what they’ve already experienced. Many films are designed to give every viewer approximately the same experience, but BENJAMIN BUTTON seems to be the opposite, a movie that was built with plenty of room for viewers to find their own way to their own reactions, and that’s one of the hardest things to pull off, especially in a film this size. And a big part of why it all works is because this cast all seems to be tuned in to whatever crazy-ass radio station is playing in Fincher’s head alone, all of them in synch with what he’s trying to do where. There is real magic in this film, and only a wee little bit of it can be credited to computers and the incredible work of Digital Domain and the host of other houses who all contributed to the film.

I can’t say enough good things about Taraji P. Henson, who makes you believe that the boundless love that Queenie offers this disturbingly strange baby is enough to keep him alive. It’s a difficult role as written, and could easily have become a stereotype, but Henson brings that same warmth and sparkle to the role that she exhibited as Shug in HUSTLE & FLOW. I wish directors would bump her from supporting to starring roles, because she’s electric when she’s given the right material. Ormond’s work is subtle, but I think it’s some of the best work she’s done. She was brutally overhyped when she first showed up in film, and I think it ended up hurting her. She didn’t really get to hone her craft because there was so much pressure on her to carry films from day one. Here, she plays a smaller role than she used to play, and it benefits her. As I mentioned, Tilda Swinton comes in for what’s basically an extended cameo, and she offers up an indelible portrait of this woman, “plain as paper,” who proves to be such an important milestone in Benjamin’s development. I loved what Jason Flemyng did as Benjamin’s father, particularly in the later sequences in the film as he struggles to be a part of Benjamin’s life, no matter how late it is. Elias Koteas makes a brief but memorable appearance that sets a haunting tone for the film in an opening scene, and Mahershalalashbaz Ali does solid work as Tizzy, the life-long love interest of Queenie. Jared Harris shows up as Captain Mike, a tugboat captain who ends up taking Benjamin to war. His philosophy is a major piece of the puzzle for Benjamin, and Harris does lovely work in the role.

But the film rests on the shoulders of two actors above all others. Cate Blanchett has long since proven herself to be a versatile talent, but part of what she does so well is vanish into her characters. Here, she’s playing a role that doesn’t really offer much in the way of camouflage. Playing Daisy across the span of her whole life, Blanchett has to impart the stages in this girl’s evolution, and she does it with delicacy and real wisdom. Towards the end of the film, as Benjamin reaches childhood, her work just becomes devastating. She and Pitt have an amazing rapport, and his role, which is so technically demanding, could have easily swallowed him whole. But over the years, Pitt’s proven that he’s at his best when he’s being challenged, and he does the best work of his career here. Moving, human, and heartbreaking, he makes Benjamin Button into a real person, not just a novelty.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON is that rare film that manages to encompass the whole of the human experience in a mere two and a half hours, and I feel like I saw it at the right moment in my life. It’s something I’ll return to any number of times in the future, and it’s rich and strange and wonderful enough that I expect I’ll find something fresh in it every time. My profound thanks to every person involved in making this magic live and breathe, and I hope all of you reading this embrace the film the same way when it opens on Christmas day. Maybe one of the reasons the film worked on me so deeply is because I’m dealing with the notion of impermanence right now in a very personal way. I’ve been here at Ain’t It Cool News for 12 years now, and I consider Harry to be one of my best friends on the planet. Quint’s like a brother to me. Kraken, too. Mr. Beaks started as a talkbacker, and my correspondence with him led to a friendship that’s endured any number of professional and personal changes. John Robie was just another occasional spy when we first met during one of Harry’s trips to LA, and he’s one of my closest buddies now. The same is true of Dr. Hfhurrhurr, who is the godfather to my first son. And there are so many more friends I've made through AICN in all its forms... live events, the chat, the talkbacks, e-mail... without AICN, I can’t imagine the last decade of my life. And yet... nothing lasts. And so this month starts a transition that’s going to take me from AICN to my new online home, HitFix.com, a process that’s going to take the next six weeks or so. I've met so many great people and had so many remarkable experiences here that I guess a part of me thought that AICN would always just be part of me. It’s a little bit terrifying, and while I’m looking forward to working with a great group of people, part of me feels like I’m leaving behind one of the most significant things I’ve ever done.

Nothing lasts, and as we are blown by the winds of change, we can either bend or break. Here’s hoping I’m strong enough to bend.



Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles

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the case of me..
by StarskyandHushky
Dec 1st, 2008
03:34:55 AM
Wait a minute....
by Boba Fat
Dec 1st, 2008
03:45:58 AM
Omg
by red_weed
Dec 1st, 2008
03:47:12 AM
This is Benjamin Button's life, and it's ending
by half vader
Dec 1st, 2008
03:54:49 AM
your leaving? so soon?
by antonphd
Dec 1st, 2008
03:58:59 AM
Too...fucking...long...!
by loserguy3000
Dec 1st, 2008
03:59:11 AM
No more rumblings from the lab???!!!
by elbmirb
Dec 1st, 2008
04:14:09 AM
Many More
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 1st, 2008
04:16:23 AM
I'm so happy
by ranma627
Dec 1st, 2008
04:23:00 AM
man, sorry to hear that Mori
by BadMrWonka
Dec 1st, 2008
04:23:21 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!
by Lashlarue
Dec 1st, 2008
04:23:42 AM
loserguy3000
by BadMrWonka
Dec 1st, 2008
04:25:26 AM
good luck mori
by cripeman
Dec 1st, 2008
04:29:04 AM
SPOILER alert???????
by the_scream
Dec 1st, 2008
04:40:39 AM
The Scream
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 1st, 2008
04:44:25 AM
Love Moriarty
by Mister McClane
Dec 1st, 2008
04:45:56 AM
Signing on for the first time ever to say thank you
by Chevette
Dec 1st, 2008
04:59:27 AM
The British House Of Commons leaps to mind :
by Rocco Curioso
Dec 1st, 2008
05:12:19 AM
Finally ...
by adrianmole
Dec 1st, 2008
05:31:24 AM
say it ain't so!
by lex romero
Dec 1st, 2008
05:32:21 AM
Wow
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 1st, 2008
05:38:09 AM
Mori -
by Abhimanyu
Dec 1st, 2008
05:38:29 AM
ANY new Fincher is good news.
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Dec 1st, 2008
05:40:49 AM
As for Button
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 1st, 2008
05:41:16 AM
Not sure if I want to see this...
by theBigE
Dec 1st, 2008
05:42:24 AM
We'll miss ya, Drew.
by Nordling
Dec 1st, 2008
05:44:59 AM
Meanwhile..................
by RighteousBrother
Dec 1st, 2008
05:47:31 AM
What, you're moving on?
by RighteousBrother
Dec 1st, 2008
06:04:23 AM
WOW
by The InSneider
Dec 1st, 2008
06:13:55 AM
You better have a good reason
by comedian_x
Dec 1st, 2008
06:33:04 AM
Good review though.
by comedian_x
Dec 1st, 2008
06:36:28 AM
Can't WAIT for this...
by Mr Gorilla
Dec 1st, 2008
06:38:22 AM
shock
by AllieJamison
Dec 1st, 2008
06:44:43 AM
Thanks
by Barko
Dec 1st, 2008
06:47:04 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Dec 1st, 2008
06:49:20 AM
Sad To See You Go, Best Writer at AICN
by cowboyone
Dec 1st, 2008
06:52:17 AM
Just a Heads Up, HitFix Server Speed is Shit
by cowboyone
Dec 1st, 2008
06:54:24 AM
there's a new Harry Potter trailer up..
by Fortunesfool
Dec 1st, 2008
06:57:12 AM
Mori - a suggestion?
by RighteousBrother
Dec 1st, 2008
06:57:31 AM
PLANT!
by palimpsest
Dec 1st, 2008
07:08:34 AM
MORIARTY: You are the best writer on the team.
by Alfie Boy
Dec 1st, 2008
07:12:49 AM
I'm Boycotting HitFix
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 1st, 2008
07:13:25 AM
You can't leave! All the plants are gonna die!
by Zarles
Dec 1st, 2008
07:25:53 AM
Mr. Moriarty and questions about your site.
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
07:28:21 AM
Thank You
by hebrokeaway
Dec 1st, 2008
07:39:25 AM
lol! Talk about Burying The Lede...
by aint_it_cruel?
Dec 1st, 2008
07:43:57 AM
Mori, the Monday Morning Quarterback...
by Bill Brasky
Dec 1st, 2008
07:50:30 AM
I thank you
by duct tape wallet
Dec 1st, 2008
07:50:33 AM
Will be missing you, Mori!
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
07:52:18 AM
I believe I may have poo-poo'd you in the past...
by Cap'n Jack
Dec 1st, 2008
07:52:56 AM
I saw it as well...
by QuiGonnDucard
Dec 1st, 2008
07:55:13 AM
AICN without Moriarty!?!?! WTF?
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Dec 1st, 2008
07:59:18 AM
You're thinking too much, Mori...
by Kid Z
Dec 1st, 2008
08:00:38 AM
Well...
by andtheflesh
Dec 1st, 2008
08:17:27 AM
AICN with ScriptGirl and NOT Moriarty!
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Dec 1st, 2008
08:21:30 AM
andtheflesh
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Dec 1st, 2008
08:23:45 AM
Let's no go overboard here
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
08:28:47 AM
kickass
by Speed Fricassee
Dec 1st, 2008
08:29:05 AM
Circumstance
by Barry Convex
Dec 1st, 2008
08:30:13 AM
You will be missed Mori
by m_reporter
Dec 1st, 2008
08:35:55 AM
Thank you
by starmand
Dec 1st, 2008
08:41:13 AM
I wondered why you guys didn't use the review I sent you. ;-)
by Theta
Dec 1st, 2008
08:43:22 AM
Mori, I....I really don't know what to say, this really hits me
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 1st, 2008
09:00:04 AM
I still think Mori deserves major, major props
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
09:05:58 AM
One other thing
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
09:12:11 AM
Cue the Sid Vicious version of "My Way"
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 1st, 2008
09:19:34 AM
"Nothing lasts, not even cities"
by smackfu
Dec 1st, 2008
09:23:03 AM
redtube
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
09:35:29 AM
Is anyone else getting a damned redtube popup??
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
09:39:34 AM
"Email has already been taken"
by abcdefz7
Dec 1st, 2008
09:39:46 AM
I signed up as soon as I saw the link, abc
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
09:42:38 AM
Maybe you double-clicked it?
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
09:46:08 AM
WHAT THE FUCK?!! YOU'RE LEAVING MORI?!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
09:48:08 AM
the_scream -- spoilers?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
09:51:09 AM
HitFlix seems slick and soulless. Don't do it Mori!
by Snake Foreskin
Dec 1st, 2008
10:03:04 AM
Leaving so soon?
by darthspielberg
Dec 1st, 2008
10:03:36 AM
HitFix, that is. Not HitFlix.
by Snake Foreskin
Dec 1st, 2008
10:04:11 AM
Dang. That's sad news. But...
by gotilk
Dec 1st, 2008
10:07:16 AM
Nothing Lasts
by Geekgasm
Dec 1st, 2008
10:08:30 AM
Good luck Mori...
by buffywrestling
Dec 1st, 2008
10:08:50 AM
Didn't like Big Fish?
by ballyhoo
Dec 1st, 2008
10:10:34 AM
Mori! You're leaving?
by chutneylix
Dec 1st, 2008
10:12:11 AM
BBINO!!!
by Ye Not Guilty
Dec 1st, 2008
10:13:01 AM
Well damn
by toshiro-solo
Dec 1st, 2008
10:15:07 AM
If there was one person we could trust...
by r3write
Dec 1st, 2008
10:20:57 AM
I didn't skimmed through the review
by T 1000 xp professional
Dec 1st, 2008
10:22:36 AM
Good luck Mori
by wash
Dec 1st, 2008
10:23:19 AM
lolol just skimmed*
by T 1000 xp professional
Dec 1st, 2008
10:32:28 AM
It seems that hitflix
by Flummage
Dec 1st, 2008
10:34:17 AM
Can't wait for benjamin button. It's gonna be the best movie of
by mish87
Dec 1st, 2008
10:39:56 AM
Great news
by Reckoner
Dec 1st, 2008
10:43:43 AM
Good luck Mori..vaia con dios
by ChocolateJesusMan
Dec 1st, 2008
10:44:24 AM
Danny.
by HoboCode
Dec 1st, 2008
10:47:14 AM
Goodbye Prof Moriarty
by quentintarantado
Dec 1st, 2008
10:47:17 AM
au revoir, Moriarty!
by TakeItEasyMon
Dec 1st, 2008
10:49:27 AM
Mori leaving.
by HoboCode
Dec 1st, 2008
10:50:08 AM
Major bummer
by AdmiralNeck
Dec 1st, 2008
10:55:40 AM
oh fuck off Hobocode....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
10:58:35 AM
MORI
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
11:00:00 AM
OMG DREW YOU'RE LEAVING AICN?!?!?!?!
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
11:00:54 AM
Mori...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
11:07:37 AM
Thanks for all the articles, Mori
by DKT
Dec 1st, 2008
11:08:34 AM
why mori why
by Westonian
Dec 1st, 2008
11:13:18 AM
fuck fuck shit
by waggy
Dec 1st, 2008
11:13:27 AM
Fincher has never disappointed.
by Redfive!
Dec 1st, 2008
11:14:43 AM
WILL YOU HAVE AMATEUR PORN AT HITFIX?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
11:17:01 AM
Drew/Moriarty
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
11:23:06 AM
unless Waterworld is on that Best of the 90's list...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
11:25:41 AM
Moriarty
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
11:33:18 AM
RE: Moriarty's MILK TB
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
11:35:47 AM
has Pitt learned to act yet? or does he just look pretty and ham
by j2talk
Dec 1st, 2008
11:36:49 AM
MNG
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
11:40:16 AM
Good Luck Drew
by Xiphos_2
Dec 1st, 2008
11:42:41 AM
Shit man. Shit.
by Deathpool
Dec 1st, 2008
11:48:30 AM
TOO SOON!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
11:49:49 AM
wow...best of luck to ya Mori...
by just pillow talk
Dec 1st, 2008
11:50:06 AM
CCHHRRISSMM FOR MOD!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
11:52:48 AM
DREW - WATCH OUT FOR SOMALI PIRATES ON YOUR VOYAGE
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
11:53:31 AM
CoC for BLACK BOXES!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
11:56:11 AM
Just pillow talk and Mr. Nice Gaius
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
11:56:23 AM
seppukudkurosawa
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
12:01:36 PM
Does that mean you are now, officially, 'the competition'..?
by workshed
Dec 1st, 2008
12:02:26 PM
you wanna have some fun?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
12:04:28 PM
He'll be back, and don't forget I told ya so!
by HEADGEEK
Dec 1st, 2008
12:05:30 PM
Great screenplay with one major flaw
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Dec 1st, 2008
12:06:14 PM
Heh heh
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
12:08:28 PM
NNOOOooooooo!!
by LegoKenobi
Dec 1st, 2008
12:09:12 PM
DGDB
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
12:11:23 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
12:15:08 PM
Vote for ChocolateJesusMan in 09...
by ChocolateJesusMan
Dec 1st, 2008
12:17:53 PM
seppukudkurosawa
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
12:18:04 PM
Benjamin Button
by mh79
Dec 1st, 2008
12:24:35 PM
Bring it, Button!
by Ryang
Dec 1st, 2008
12:28:55 PM
Who has time to read that review?
by BEEK
Dec 1st, 2008
12:30:53 PM
WOW
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 1st, 2008
12:31:18 PM
I'm a huge Fincher fan but I was underwhelmed...
by Karl Hungus
Dec 1st, 2008
12:33:17 PM
Karl Hungus
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
12:37:09 PM
:(
by Bob of the Shire
Dec 1st, 2008
12:38:14 PM
well thats the end of aicn
by ZO
Dec 1st, 2008
12:42:49 PM
If Nolan decides to not do a third Knight film...
by HoboCode
Dec 1st, 2008
12:51:35 PM
Fincher is the freakin man...
by GravyAkira
Dec 1st, 2008
12:53:51 PM
This Movie Is Not That Good
by topaz4206
Dec 1st, 2008
12:54:44 PM
Moriarty leaving AICN? What the hell?
by GravyAkira
Dec 1st, 2008
01:04:11 PM
RowdyRoddyStriper
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
01:05:10 PM
"TO KNOW THE MAN....IS TO SMELL THE MAN"
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
01:16:17 PM
RowdyRoddyStriper
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
01:17:16 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Karl Hungus
Dec 1st, 2008
01:21:13 PM
DGDB RE:"TO KNOW THE MAN....IS TO SMELL THE MAN"
by Xiphos_2
Dec 1st, 2008
01:41:08 PM
I haven't watched the movie, but I think
by comedian_x
Dec 1st, 2008
01:46:25 PM
MNG
by Xiphos_2
Dec 1st, 2008
01:46:35 PM
Oh good lord, I remember when he said that, too
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
01:47:31 PM
Oh man, I forgot about that Equinas guy
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
01:52:22 PM
Everyone who has homewrecker experience
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
01:52:28 PM
moondoggy2u
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
01:52:45 PM
comedian_x
by Karl Hungus
Dec 1st, 2008
01:54:11 PM
Thanks for the visual, Danny. I'm not hungry, now.
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
01:55:49 PM
Oh, man, Karl. Say it aint so...
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
02:00:06 PM
Xiphos!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
02:01:42 PM
moondoggy2u
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
02:03:43 PM
I mean, I understand Benjamin not being born
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
02:07:23 PM
This time of the year is usually pretty busy for me
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
02:09:48 PM
This time of the year is usually pretty busy for me
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
02:09:48 PM
Karl, let me ask you this...
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
02:12:50 PM
MNG
by Xiphos_2
Dec 1st, 2008
02:14:36 PM
Xiphos
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
02:19:22 PM
Shit for Branes returns.
by HoboCode
Dec 1st, 2008
02:20:45 PM
Pitt & Winslet
by Mosquito March
Dec 1st, 2008
02:22:56 PM
didn't like forrest gump?
by TheMcflyFarm
Dec 1st, 2008
02:27:42 PM
You've made me want to see this film, Drew.
by AnnoyYou
Dec 1st, 2008
02:29:22 PM
EAU DE MCWEENY
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
02:50:50 PM
HEY XIPHOS ARE YOU GOING TO PAKISTAN
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
02:51:53 PM
RowdyRoddyStripper/ShitforBran es etc.
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
03:21:26 PM
moondoggy2u
by Karl Hungus
Dec 1st, 2008
03:31:27 PM
Change is a good thing
by KnightShift
Dec 1st, 2008
03:34:06 PM
Nothing encompasses
by destruit
Dec 1st, 2008
03:40:27 PM
Great review Mori, as usual.
by Gabba-UK
Dec 1st, 2008
04:06:07 PM
First Rosie Live!, now THIS.
by Vic Twenty
Dec 1st, 2008
04:08:07 PM
Great review Mori! ALSO
by kungfuhustler84
Dec 1st, 2008
04:37:40 PM
Fare thee well, Mori
by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi
Dec 1st, 2008
04:38:57 PM
sorry that was so awkwardly written
by kungfuhustler84
Dec 1st, 2008
04:39:44 PM
Good luck Mori
by jedihillis
Dec 1st, 2008
04:40:27 PM
See, the problem is that the trailer promised something else
by moondoggy2u
Dec 1st, 2008
04:42:20 PM
Best Wishes!
by Animation
Dec 1st, 2008
04:59:17 PM
Rowdy you sound like a jilted stalker
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 1st, 2008
05:14:01 PM
Mori's departure
by DarthCorleone
Dec 1st, 2008
05:31:31 PM
IndustryKiller...
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 1st, 2008
05:46:51 PM
RowdyRoddyStriper
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
05:47:45 PM
Karl Hungus
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
05:52:08 PM
DON'T FORGET "Rumblings from the lab..." !!
by MapMan
Dec 1st, 2008
05:54:32 PM
MapMan, don't let's get on the subject of bringing back slogans
by seppukudkurosawa
Dec 1st, 2008
06:06:02 PM
RowdeyRoddyStriper
by Xiphos_2
Dec 1st, 2008
06:18:32 PM
Mori 1996-2008
by medicinaluser
Dec 1st, 2008
06:37:47 PM
Wow, what the hell is hitfix.com?
by SoylentMean
Dec 1st, 2008
06:51:28 PM
Considering the film cost $US 170 mill, it'll probably flop
by Wayne6000
Dec 1st, 2008
06:59:16 PM
I know how to make Rowdy like you again, Mori.
by Zarles
Dec 1st, 2008
06:59:28 PM
SCENT OF A MORI
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
07:08:36 PM
Good luck Mori
by jambone
Dec 1st, 2008
07:08:57 PM
No NO No
by hallmitchell
Dec 1st, 2008
07:09:56 PM
ROWDYSHITFORBRANES IS COMPLAINING ABOUT SQUELCHING FREE EXPRESSI
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
07:12:25 PM
RowdyRoddyStriper = Big Fat ZERO
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 1st, 2008
07:12:55 PM
BTW...
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 1st, 2008
07:26:10 PM
Cheerio Moriarty and fare thee well.
by G100
Dec 1st, 2008
07:53:30 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Karl Hungus
Dec 1st, 2008
07:55:12 PM
Good luck with everything Mori!
by the milf lover
Dec 1st, 2008
08:03:25 PM
BSB
by Xiphos_2
Dec 1st, 2008
08:13:19 PM
Mori
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
08:20:31 PM
BraneRobot! RowdyRoddydumbshit!
by toadkillerdog
Dec 1st, 2008
08:29:51 PM
Rowdy is JJ Abrams - LOL
by hallmitchell
Dec 1st, 2008
08:30:21 PM
If Not JJ Rowdy is
by hallmitchell
Dec 1st, 2008
08:31:02 PM
if Rowdy is JJ, he needs to suck my cock....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
08:32:11 PM
Ciao Mori - Good luck
by toadkillerdog
Dec 1st, 2008
08:32:18 PM
BSB, did Morbie get banned?
by toadkillerdog
Dec 1st, 2008
08:34:45 PM
All the best Mr McWeeny!
by FILMFUNK
Dec 1st, 2008
08:35:35 PM
mori retrospective
by NotMalcolmReed
Dec 1st, 2008
09:13:46 PM
XIPHOS, TOADKILLAZ
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
09:35:42 PM
No offense
by Thunderbolt Ross
Dec 1st, 2008
09:39:10 PM
No offense
by Thunderbolt Ross
Dec 1st, 2008
09:39:12 PM
RUSH LIMBAUGH PRAISES HILLARY CLINTON NOM AS "BRILLIANT"
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
09:42:05 PM
" and I'm getting ready to take my dad to meet Clint Eastwood"
by Thunderbolt Ross
Dec 1st, 2008
09:43:47 PM
I'M NOT A CLINT EASTWOOD FAN
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 1st, 2008
09:46:15 PM
Condescending and contemptuous? Yep...
by Billyeveryteen
Dec 1st, 2008
10:28:28 PM
Dropping names on the way out the door
by Thunderbolt Ross
Dec 1st, 2008
10:30:41 PM
Shit, you kids are funny!
by watch_the_world_burn
Dec 1st, 2008
10:39:25 PM
yeah....Clint Eastwood can eat a dick.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 1st, 2008
10:42:03 PM
Yourhe chatroom just about every night
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Dec 1st, 2008
10:43:09 PM
fuck this place doesn't even have an edit button
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Dec 1st, 2008
10:44:36 PM
Fuck! I just had the ending spoiled for me!
by half vader
Dec 1st, 2008
11:09:48 PM
DannyGlovers, you becoming an official writer would be
by half vader
Dec 1st, 2008
11:13:55 PM
Rush Limbaugh is a troll plain and simple
by wash
Dec 1st, 2008
11:14:55 PM
The Curious Case Of Me Not Caring About This Film
by Puddleglum
Dec 1st, 2008
11:15:57 PM
DGDB vs Massawyrm - I wanna read competing reviews
by Puddleglum
Dec 1st, 2008
11:17:58 PM
Hey Dickblood!
by TheMcflyFarm
Dec 1st, 2008
11:21:49 PM
All things come to pass
by speed
Dec 1st, 2008
11:51:15 PM
speed -- did you just say Harry and Mori made a great "double te
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:02:40 AM
double team....fuck
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:03:31 AM
Too soon!
by Fa Fa Fooey
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:35:10 AM
Sad to see you go Mori
by Ironthorman
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:47:40 AM
Mori, you'd better review WATCHMEN!
by grievenom
Dec 2nd, 2008
02:17:37 AM
Fincher Couldn't Read 7 Pages?
by christian66
Dec 2nd, 2008
02:51:25 AM
So now I have to go to HitFlix...
by Negator76
Dec 2nd, 2008
03:01:11 AM
Never 'CLOUDED' by sentiment, is what I meant..
by Negator76
Dec 2nd, 2008
03:04:50 AM
Negator...
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 2nd, 2008
03:50:02 AM
Really, Mori?
by moondoggy2u
Dec 2nd, 2008
04:26:00 AM
This shit is funny
by TheMandrakeRoot
Dec 2nd, 2008
04:31:08 AM
Who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 2nd, 2008
04:40:42 AM
Motoko...
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 2nd, 2008
05:14:26 AM
This site = officially dead
by JoeSixPack
Dec 2nd, 2008
05:59:58 AM
But, but, . . . was it because of us kids, Mori?
by CreasyBear
Dec 2nd, 2008
06:26:42 AM
Hush now, CreasyBear.
by moondoggy2u
Dec 2nd, 2008
06:49:59 AM
Great review
by henrydalton
Dec 2nd, 2008
07:56:54 AM
Well, that sucks.
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 2nd, 2008
08:00:56 AM
Maybe he'll get back on Lucas's goodside
by D.Vader
Dec 2nd, 2008
08:58:42 AM
Beaks as West coast editor?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
09:37:07 AM
Screw Beaks
by D.Vader
Dec 2nd, 2008
09:50:47 AM
Good luck, big guy.
by JDanielP
Dec 2nd, 2008
09:59:45 AM
I am kind of hoping this movie is a hit.
by Cotton McKnight
Dec 2nd, 2008
10:22:38 AM
Anyone see the episode of Fringe that dealt with this?
by Cotton McKnight
Dec 2nd, 2008
10:27:56 AM
You guys don't like Beaks?!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 2nd, 2008
10:30:00 AM
Mr. Nice Gaius
by D.Vader
Dec 2nd, 2008
10:34:58 AM
And I'm sure this will be a step back for AICN
by D.Vader
Dec 2nd, 2008
10:38:24 AM
HitFix...
by The Eskimo
Dec 2nd, 2008
11:01:57 AM
no I don't like Beaks....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
11:14:42 AM
Mori, you've always been a favorite
by NoHubris
Dec 2nd, 2008
11:30:09 AM
Glad about the Anti Gump comment
by Knobules
Dec 2nd, 2008
11:40:22 AM
why the fuck does Gump come to mind with this?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
11:45:50 AM
What ever happened to MiraJeff?
by Garbageman33
Dec 2nd, 2008
11:59:26 AM
It really is Fincher Gump.
by Karl Hungus
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:02:55 PM
Karl Hungus
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:09:45 PM
Fincher Gump Pt. 2
by Karl Hungus
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:19:38 PM
a busy day of screenings---
by The Reluctant Austinite
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:20:41 PM
I don't think the Gump thing will bother me...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:24:06 PM
Garbageman33
by just pillow talk
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:33:27 PM
Sounds like a bore
by Eyegore
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:37:39 PM
Great review
by imascooby1985
Dec 2nd, 2008
01:16:48 PM
Sorry it reminded me of Gump Danny
by Knobules
Dec 2nd, 2008
01:44:05 PM
Thanks, Just Pillow Talk
by Garbageman33
Dec 2nd, 2008
02:09:52 PM
Knobules
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
02:59:42 PM
"Magical realism"
by skimn
Dec 2nd, 2008
03:31:24 PM
The perfect Christmas Film!
by conspiracy
Dec 2nd, 2008
03:45:07 PM
Punisher?
by A-COD
Dec 2nd, 2008
04:12:26 PM
Nope
by Knobules
Dec 2nd, 2008
04:19:36 PM
Nope
by Knobules
Dec 2nd, 2008
04:19:38 PM
Punisher looks fucking awesome.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Dec 2nd, 2008
07:13:51 PM
I like how he says the film isn't magical realism...
by Ravetin
Dec 2nd, 2008
07:14:24 PM
Mori
by Kloipy
Dec 2nd, 2008
08:34:48 PM
Okay, so besides the Arthur Conan Doyle estate,
by CreasyBear
Dec 2nd, 2008
08:35:45 PM
Harry should hire Scott Holleran from BoxOfficeMojo,
by CreasyBear
Dec 2nd, 2008
08:42:36 PM
Cool
by Cobbio
Dec 2nd, 2008
09:19:20 PM
I love this site--it's A TRAIN WRECK...
by Bob Cryptonight
Dec 2nd, 2008
09:26:40 PM
This movie doesn't come out until Dec. 25th.
by thebearovingian
Dec 2nd, 2008
10:23:03 PM
Um..
by Karl Hungus
Dec 2nd, 2008
11:23:03 PM
Spoiler!!! You know I heard the movie ends with...
by The Dum Guy
Dec 3rd, 2008
12:25:20 AM
Just tried to sign up for HitFix...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 3rd, 2008
03:02:30 AM
I dunno Karl,
by half vader
Dec 3rd, 2008
03:42:32 AM
Bob Loblaw...
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 3rd, 2008
04:06:51 AM
Scott Baio is using your email address
by Garbageman33
Dec 3rd, 2008
08:31:44 AM
half vader
by Karl Hungus
Dec 3rd, 2008
08:53:56 AM
MiraJeff's exit stage right was an ugly thing
by JackRabbitSlim
Dec 3rd, 2008
10:29:12 AM
No Karl
by half vader
Dec 3rd, 2008
01:32:15 PM
Garbageman33
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 3rd, 2008
02:03:54 PM
No Vader
by Karl Hungus
Dec 3rd, 2008
02:08:15 PM
Grats Morts!
by Mr.LordBronco
Dec 3rd, 2008
03:28:57 PM
Whoa there, Karl!
by half vader
Dec 3rd, 2008
05:30:41 PM
Forget Mr. Beaks and Moriarity, give me more Hercules!
by OBSD
Dec 3rd, 2008
05:56:34 PM
Drew - a question?
by catlettuce4
Dec 3rd, 2008
07:00:12 PM
Wow. Now That’s Something I didn’t Expect
by Evil Chicken
Dec 3rd, 2008
10:27:58 PM
thebearovingian responds! *SPOILER*
by thebearovingian
Dec 4th, 2008
01:31:51 AM
I wont see this
by livingwater
Dec 4th, 2008
10:59:58 AM
Bear
by Karl Hungus
Dec 4th, 2008
01:27:49 PM
Well, nothing's absolute, Karl.
by thebearovingian
Dec 4th, 2008
03:19:53 PM
Ha ha Bear, I remember that!
by half vader
Dec 4th, 2008
08:21:04 PM
Katrina
by half vader
Dec 4th, 2008
08:25:03 PM
brad pitt with old balls, i cant wait
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Dec 5th, 2008
12:52:00 AM
i think "katrina" is in this because of mr pitt
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Dec 5th, 2008
12:57:08 AM
"inglorious bastards" ends with "katrina" too
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Dec 5th, 2008
12:58:51 AM
That's interesting Jimmy
by half vader
Dec 5th, 2008
08:28:25 AM
Sorry to see you go, Moriarty
by DoctorStopMo
Dec 5th, 2008
08:45:43 PM
Katrina is irrelevant in the film
by Karl Hungus
Dec 5th, 2008
08:47:57 PM
sooo did you like it?
by BurgerKing
Dec 6th, 2008
10:32:06 PM
AHHH! SO LATE! Well, Good luck Moriarty!
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 23rd, 2008
03:33:34 PM
I miss ya man...
by The Amazing G
Dec 23rd, 2008
08:58:48 PM

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