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Coolest Thing I've Seen Today: Bruce Lee Playing Ping-Pong With Nunchucks!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... If there is a being that defines the spirit of the phrase... AINT IT COOL - to me... it is Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is my personal Holy Cinematic Spirit God. And that the world of CG and commercials can further reveal the true awesome powers of BRUCE LEE - who DID kick Chuck Norris' ass, btw. Well - greater be the profits of Nokia N96. What you're about to see is the single most awesome and dynamic Ping Pong event in history. I know it isn't real, but fuck reality - this is my new reality. And damn, I wish I had that phone. With Bruce Lee upon it... that means it could never lose signal - and if a mugger came at you - the mere sight of the phone would cause their jaw to dislodge and fall to the ground. I just hope it comes with Bruce Lee ringtone screams and howls. That's what I want.
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worth redefining reality over. Not so much.
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That was cool. Why do folks on the talkbacks have to be so humorless? People need to enjoy themselves more.
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that dude was so damn cool!!!
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Not to be a doubter, but is that really Bruce Lee? We cant see his face too good on there. Still an awesome commercial either way.
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How much weight have you put back on after the stomach stapling? Just curious.
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Chuck Norris Fact - The only 2 men to ever kick Chuck Norris' ass are: Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee, because, he is a god. Chuck Norris, because he is the only other man tough enough to kick Chuck Norris' ass, so that he could forget Bruce Lee kicking his ass - thus ensuring balance in the universe, once more.
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great post
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EVER.
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You'll want all of jamies ringtones along with it. "PUKKA"
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It's a nice concept but it's just some dude dressed like Bruce Lee...
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because Chuck didnt have the beard back then. The beard is the source of Chuck's power!
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MYTHBUSTERS!!!
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Chuck wins
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Not much, he's looking great. [insert "you're just a geek that lives in your mom's basement yada yada yada insult]. I wouldn't take all your prepubescent rage out on the guy that's running the website you like to start internet brawls on.
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He just went home. After all he IS Jesus... You know it's true!
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Chuck vs Hitler.
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This just reminds me of that fact. I took my niece to see "Bolt" this weekend and was hit in the face with the fact that Rhino the hamster is basically Harry. Harry has his chair and Rhino has his ball, but basically Rhino is a cartoon version of Harry. I can't believe I haven't heard anybody else say that yet.
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...ping pong with nunchucks...
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Both of them unique, so evolved in their crafts they shone with an otherwordly beauty.
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actually I'm still down a total of 85 lbs.
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have your eyeballs fucked, huh? wow. avatar's going to have sloppy seconds, i'm afraid. that. was. awesome. bruce lee is god. end.
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Bruce Lee is cool. CGI commercials are cool (sometimes). Cell phones are cool. Reality is cool. Ain't it Cool.
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shone so bright...he inspired the detective series Longstreet.
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to make the impossible, possible. That's the Harry Knowles way!!!
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Then why oh why are they both buried in the shithole that is Seattle?
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Nov 29, 2008 9:47:18 PM CST
Harry used the same "not real but new reality" concept...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
...when he decided to not only endorse -- but publicly hump via this website -- the inexperienced and unqualified candidate named Barack Obama. I guess this was a "new reality" too?
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and now my reality is yours
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I've spent time with McCain -- and all I can say about that is.....thank God Barack Obama was elected President.
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Nov 29, 2008 10:09:55 PM CST
McCain/Obama: Meh, according to I.O.U.S.A u r all fucked!
by mattinthehat
Had a laugh watching the 30 minute "promo" last night... see you USA! Time for the REAL free world to come into the light instead of being pushed back by your overbearing shadow.
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WAAAATAAAAAAA!
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...I get what you mean about "I wish this were reality," because that is pretty pants-shittingly awesome, but... it's sort of like those Powerade commercials where Michael Vick "threw" a "football" 190 yards (the football was CGed in). To me it's just an incredibly lame way to sell Powerade, but if you're a Vick fan (granted there aren't many of those anymore) is it valid to say that it's awesome because you fantasize about him doing impossible things? I dunno.
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For the love of god, will you stop ranting about the election? It's over. Do you think if you hate Harry hard enough for his "liberal gotcha media" ways, you'll be able to reverse the results? I'm sick of seeing your partisan bullshit all over the website, and if you really think it was wrong for Harry to stump for Obama on a movie site then you should be able to understand how obnoxious you're being.
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But still a cool commercial. The man, the legend.
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"...the inexperienced and unqualified candidate named Barack Obama."
As opposed to the special needs retard that you and the other Red State morons put into office for EIGHT YEARS. Yeah, his experience and qualification for the office really put us on track to a bright future. 4200+ US military casualties in Iraq (plus untold collateral damage) and you're here to lecture all of us on Obama?? Go fuck yourself. Better yet, go enlist and serve your lame duck moron. -
Florida 2000. why can't conservatives pout a bit?
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I could respond to that in a lot of different ways, but for now let's just say that what chrrriism has been doing for the past month goes way beyond "pouting a bit."
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That put a smile on my face. No one will ever be cooler than Bruce Lee. In Enter the Dragon, when he is in Han's sub-basement, and after he has just finshed beating to death then back to life - only to really punish the dumb bastard who had the nerve to hit him while his back was turned, then beating him to death again for good, he gets trapped in room with no exit. Instead of ranting and raving, he immediately sits down, calm as if he had just been out sniffing poppys, instead of killing half the thugs in China, and waits for them to come to him. Cool. As. Hell.
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You are a shriviled up goat dick. And you never learn. Get a fuckin life.
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the vid is a phony...its really bad cgi...doesnt take away from all the really cool vids of lee doing things that no other human could do
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in game of death
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Seriously. Someone forwarded me a link to this like 2 weeks ago. It sucked just as much then.
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...and he's still fighting the green rhinocerous-looking dude, thank you. That spot was extremely lame, COME ON.
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Please correct me if I'm wrong but from what I've heard, GW was Governor for 1 term of Texas, where apparently the Lieutenant Governor wields the real power. Isn't that just about it?
As for the experience issue, why was it only coming up to such a degree in this election? One of many tragedies is that Al Gore's experience in government was vastly greater than GW's and the Democratic Party did such a terrible job of selling it.
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Lee would probably have aged gracefully, but then he wouldn't have been the feisty icon he now forever remains. Hendrix ageing could have been bad. Anyway, what matters where their bones lay?
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bruce lee is so awesome that he once beat two opponents in a ping pong match using only his nunchaku. there's a video above that proves it.
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It is about time they come up with some coolness to compete against iPhone.
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Is what this bad boy will set you back. If you can read Chinese, it is for sale online by Nokia themselves. There is even a special site to promote it - http://www.nokia-lee.com.cn/. Harry, can you pls get these for the BNAT goodie bag? :-)
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it exists around the time before you start retaining memories . we were all presidents before we were 1. also, your moms' waters don't break on their own. bruce lee's ghost kicks them in their guts, christening the whole ordeal before 1-inch punching you out of their vaginas
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If it was real. At least tell me you got a phone out of this Harry.
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McCain is a major league dick. Not happy with Obama, but the only possible major difference between the two would be appointed judges; McCain's social issues (health care, immigration, etc.) would have been Obama-lite at best. Look at how Obama is already signaling that not much is going to change on foreign policy.I voted for Paul Wellstone for Senator in his election. Why? Because the guy he defeated was a major-league a--hole, who treated everyone on his staff like crap. Had family working for him, so know this to be true. Say what you want about Wellstone, but he was a good man.With that said, let's get back to Bruce Lee. Wonderful video. Don't care if it's 3 weeks old, it was good of Harry to post it here. Given what a health nut he was, I wonder if Bruce Lee would have tried MMA. Not talking about today at 68, but maybe 15 years ago when he was in his mid-1950s. Also would have been neat to see where he took martial arts.
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WORD
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The huge eared "community organizer" douchebag won, get over it!
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was Nolan Ryan.
but no one could've thrown the 3-2 inside heat past Lee. no one. -
Nov 30, 2008 4:46:05 AM CST
And isn't it crazy that even the backlash against Obama...
by derlanghaarige
...starts in an AICN talkback?
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It's a great video, very cool, but every time I see one of these a part of me feels a little nervous. The state of the art has reached a point where if I was shown a propaganda film with this level of film tech/savy showing an "enemy" doing inflammatory things ... would I really still be able to spot that it was a fake?
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They are fucking up Bruce Lee's legacy with bringing in a comedic martial artist for the green hornet.
We can all see that Bruce Lee was master who took shit seriously. He hated when people acted like goofball martial artists sorry, Jackie Chen.
The Green Hornet should be dark and violent and kick ass which took the show off the air.
I like Seth Green who could be the comic relief but, Kato should still be a bad ass like Bruce Lee made him.
Back to Bruce, he was the master. Most people don't know that every single martial arts champion for a decade was trained by Bruce Lee. Including that stuck up asshole Chuck Norris who never gave Bruce Lee his props. I saw Bruce Lee's schedule book in a documentary that lister for Bruce to have chuck Norris do some push ups or sit ups or something.
Also, Bruce was against the Bullshit none physical style that was in the Matrix. Sorry guys, you try that shit and you are getting your ass kicked.
I never understood why Bruce had the guy in a wrestling position and then bit his leg in Enter the Dragon but, now I get it. I was decades ahead of his time and he was the Ultimate Fighter years ago.
I was disapointed that Brandon Lee was not on the same level as his father. But, Brandon was a Oscar worthy actor so, in the end he was just as good.
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To all you Chuck Norris Fans,
Lets face it. Chuck movies sucked. He was a watered down Bruce Lee. His kick and bunches had no power and style like Bruce Lee's did. Mr. Myagi had more cool moves than that hack Norris.
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Nov 30, 2008 5:03:33 AM CST
Who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?
by motoko kusanagi
nobodyThough I love master Lee.
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Also, if that is fake than it is one hell of a fake Bruce Lee. I remember seeing all those wanna be's from Bruce Li to Bruce Leroy and some of them came about 50% close to moving like Bruce but, Bruce Lee moves as fast as an Oympic Runner combined with the power of Ali so, it is hard to recreate it with even a martial arts champion. If it is not Bruce than they should cast that actor. I hope that guy from Knocked Up gets his head out of his ass and brings in a serious martial artist.
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idea. But part of it just may be that stockholm syndrome thing. You know , like trauma bonding.
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This makes me sad. Nokia is where smiles go to die.
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Nov 30, 2008 5:39:19 AM CST
JUST IMAGINE THAT WAS YOUR LOVED ONE BE USED......
by greigy just wanted to say
To sell their crap.
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The fact that Obama chose to KEEP Bush's Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pretty much admission that Obama now realizes he didn't know what the hell he was talking about regarding Iraq and The Surge, doesn't want his first year marked with turning a WIN in Iraq into utter failure by changing the current policy and that his supporters (like Harry) who voted for him based on that stance are EQUALLY as clueless.Don't let the lemming-like stupidity of folks on this site, who have nothing better to do, get you down.
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man thats tired. so is norris' manlove for john mccain. obama beat mccain= obama beat chuck norris.
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None of the Iraqis I work with think that the situation is a win. They've all fled the country and absolutely none of them would dare go back given the risk of being murdered.
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um, his IRAQ stance was by no means THE REASON i supported him.
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keep it up. Thanksgiving didn't help I'm sure, but now it's time to get back on track. And ignore these fools talking about the election in this post. It's over and done with.
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Please guys, don't feed the troll.
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So-called macho man these days, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Jason Statham, Jet Li, and so on and so on, would all quiver in their pansy boots at the mere sight of Bruce Lee. He could crush them between his eyelids. There's no one quite like him and never will be.
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So-called macho man these days, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Jason Statham, Jet Li, and so on and so on, would all quiver in their pansy boots at the mere sight of Bruce Lee. He could crush them between his eyelids. There's no one quite like him and never will be.
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After watching the Tarentino's Kill Bill v.1, I kept asking myself why no one has ever remade Bruce Lee's last movie, "Game of Death"? The scenes with him in it are great, but the rest of the movie really sucked. Why not remake it with someone like Jet Lee or any similar Asian actor? There has got to be some stupid ass legal reason. I would literally jump for joy if Jet Lee put on the Bruce Lee jump suit and kicked some evil white guy's ass.
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Bruce is fucking immortal. No comparison.
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Now with Wifi. Only from Nokia.
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his skills at nunchucking. The man is a wood and chain wizard! What's this clip of him from?
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I'm a Sailor in the U.S. Navy, stationed aboard a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier. Technically, I'm not allowed to show support for a particular candidate because it could compromise my integrity. But I just have to say, leave it to a conservative to think that modifying your position on a subject is WRONG! In the military we do this kind of thing all the time: it's called "using your brain." Now that the Iraqi parliament passed their new security agreement, all U.S. forces must be out by 2011. Wow, it appears Iraq can take care of itself. But maybe you're right ... maybe we should remain an occupying force in a country that no longer wants us. History has proven that to be a fantastic course of action! Tell ya what, how about you leave the politics to the big boys and you keep listening to Rush and Bill tell you how many ways you're life will be ruined over the next four years.
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Is it just me or has CG actually gotten worse since T2 and Jurassic Park.
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Those haven't been funny for years. The same people who still do Norris Facts are the ones still clutching to their "More Cowbell" T-Shirts. Come on guys, that's enough.
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I saw this a few weeks ago and thought it was pretty nifty. Pretty convincing use of CGI, too.If you enjoyed that bit of ping pong, you may get a kick out of this clip from YouTube(really clever): http://tinyurl.com/555cwc
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The ghost of Bruce Lee told me so.
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"You're right ... maybe we should remain an occupying force in a country that no longer wants us."Nobody said that. Not in the election and not in this talkback.Leave it to a "military man" (yeah, right) to ascribe views to others and then seek to defeat them on the basis of those falsely ascribed ideas! You learn that while you were clinging to your guns and murdering innocent civilians like Reid, Murtha, and Pelosi accused you of doing?"History has proven that [occupying a country that doesn't want us] to be a fantastic course of action!" Maybe you should ask the Native Americans about that. I believe that it was your fellow soldiers who invaded their country and moved them further and further west, closer and closer to extinction, annihilating their people and their culture.There's nothing wrong with modifying your position. For instance, I once thought all "military men" were brave, intelligent, and wise. Then I read your post and modified my position. A lot.How very RIGHT of B.O. to chastise the war and its conduct in order to gain political power by appeasing the anti-war elements of his party then modifying his position to the one that he'd railed against once he'd been elected. We used to call that hypocritical. I guess now it's "hope" and "change."
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Truck Fuck Girl!
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it was never America's right to interfere with other country's business. You invaded a country for God's sake!
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A great actor and martial artist. Really enjoyed this little video.
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Absolutely horrible. War is evil and should be protested vigorously around the world by all anti-war zealots. (Unless, of course, it's the Russian invasion of Georgia. In which case, all hippie protesters just continue with your days. No need to protest Communist aggression. No need at all.)
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Dunno about where you're from, but the invasion of Georgia was protested pretty strongly. But if you think of it as "communist aggression" then I guess you don't know too much about anything.
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Guess I better let my wife and family know how "not brave" I am when I deploy in support of the Global War on Terrorism later next year.
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the talkback didn't
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Unemployment '09!!! Here we come!!! Woooo!
Bruce Lee for President!
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It was really bad. Bruce Lee agrees w/ me. He knows his CGI.
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Nov 30, 2008 2:48:49 PM CST
If Bruce was alive today he'd go the way of Jackie Chan.
by damien chowder
Doing shit movies that aren't aimed at kids or adults or human beings for that matter... However my goldfish did kinda like his new movies.
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The escalator is broke. Now they are stairs. Sorry for the convienence.
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it's a keeper. I still say i'd drink his milkshake though.
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He doesn't even look like Bruce Lee. It's just a guy in a yellow jumpsuit.
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making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend. -
Elvis and him are co-owners of a bar in the Carribean.
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Just watched Transporter 3 today while the wife took the in-laws to Four Christmases. Acting like a petulent child works wonders. Satisfying action from Statham except the chick was ugly and annoying. I think this Olivier Megaton (real name?!?!) should direct the next Bond.
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Face the facts people.
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what is happening with the UFC and all MMA leagues is what Bruce dreamed of. a style with no style, but all styles. through trial and error an ultimate fighting style, born in a cage, using what is practical and throwing away what is useless. no doubt, had Bruce lived longer he would have incorporated Brazilian Jujitsu and more Muay Thia into his Jeet Kune Do system. i bet if he were alive today he would have competed in the first couple of UFC's. i bet at age 54, 55.. he would have beaten any guy in the early days of the sport, because he was the first true mixed martial artist. he would have found a way to win. he would be 68 right now, and i dont think he would have fought more than a few times.. due to his age... i think that his lack of size against very large opponents would do him in, in the long run. in his prime, at that time in the 70's. nobody on earth could touch him. if he was 30, in his prime today, he would be an undefeated lightweight fighter (155 lbs)with his devastating stariking, speed, stamina, cardio, and the fact that he would have mastered jujitsu already... man. untouchable. im pretty sure his street self defense system would look more like Keysi fighting method, and his in the cage approach would look very much like a Anderson Silva and George st. Pierre combination... only faster. Bruce=GOD
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The dude threw a "baby" into his speeches every other sentence. Brilliant guy, fascinating talker, but a little goofily a product of his times...
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would have been an Oscar winner or at least a contender by now. he was nowhere near his father's level as a martial artist, but he was a hell of an actor. i am sure he would be an A-list actor by now. he was an actor who could do martial arts, his father was a martial artist who could act... like himself. such a shame they're both gone.
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IS THIS REAL?! please say yes because this is the illest thing ive ever seen.
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Watch Fist of Fury and just look at his mannerisms and war cry's... It is breathtaking... Such a great loss...
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The fact that you've been spouting that stuff means that YOU have absolutely no idea what you're talking about regarding his positions. He's kept Robert Gates to maintain continuity for at least about A YEAR. Sure, I'm becoming personally worried myself about Barack Obama seemingly reneging on the purity of his former views, and shifting to the center right of YOUR politics without merit. But let us all ' wait and see ', shall we ? ' Coz it's practically worthless speculating on his moves, when you've got nothing, instead of carefully posited points on his site which are contrary to what you're saying. Oh, and Bush WON in Iraq then ? Hehe. Stupid lemming.
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TOM ROTHMAN IS A BASTARD.
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When Iraq invaded Kuwait in response to perceived threat, America, and the U.N. for the matter, saw this as unwarranted breach of sovereignity against a member state, enough to justify military action against it. Yet when AMERICA invades Iraq for flimsier, and since discredited pretenses, the U.N. ( and the rest of the world ) more or less backs off, packs their bags and leave, throws their head to the ground, and save for few sporadic protests, and cold stares, deems it as an ' American matter ', and never quite speaks of this again. Iraq of course, was a 'member state ' at the time, whose sovereignity is recognized by U.N. and the rest of the planet. Which would be like, I dunno, invading America, or something. Now, that same country of George W. Bush, and that apparently glad handing ' historic president ', just drove the rest of the world into recession with horseshit corporate socialism, vis a vis unregulated free markets , due to the financial system being hinged on THEIR currency ( which, I dunno with any of you libertarian fellas, but DEMANDS RESPONSIBILITY. No ' everybody else leaves everyone alone here '. Since ' everyone ' has just been made to depend on you ) Point of the matter is, where are the sanctions against the United States ? ' Ya dig ?
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fuck up the playback
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How the fuck did you people get from Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks to another Obama/McCain fight? What the motherfucking fuck is wrong with you? Can't we just appreciate something cool without it getting derailed into another bottomless pit of pointless internet screaming? It's one thing when a talkback about, say, MILK devolves into this shit, but here it has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING! FUCK! I wish Bruce were here to kick all your asses.
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I'll help you on that problem....
SQUID !!!!!!!!!!!! -
Of Barack Obama versus John McCain.
Hehehe. Proposition 8. -
Dec 01, 2008 5:21:50 AM CST
Check This Out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI
by media messiah
Matrix Ping Pong...a really cool clip!!!
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Dec 01, 2008 5:25:52 AM CST
PS: Take-Out The Space In The Web Address I Posted Above, Or...
by media messiah
Just look-up the search term: Matrix Ping Pong...on You Tube!!!
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Holy shit! I hadn't thought about that game in years! Loved that game! And it was hard as shit! I can barely remember any of the content but I can remember being frustrated with that one level where you had to time the jumps with the moving platforms or something! That, Conan and Necromancer where some of my favorites along with the usual Preppie!, Preppie 2, etc, etc (and, of course, the Infocom games...Zork, etc)...ahh..the smell of ancient geek....
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...is it me or just seeing the names of the candidates, any candidate anywhere, or even the word 'election' make you want to puke on a bird? This election is over thank da Godz but yet you asshounds can't seem to let it go. Pathetic really. Tell you what...since you hate the democratically elected guy so much...and you're obviously going to continue to be obsessed with this guy and your hatred, come back in either 4 or 8 years and if we're all neo-socialist, neo-homosexual, neo-black-pantherites, anti-American secular cultists, then you guys can have a cookie. Sound good? Ok..you can have 2 cookies! But until then, please keep your lunacy to yourselves in the TB's that are not remotely related to politics, kthxbye.
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