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Capone wants to kill FOUR CHRISTMASES and begs for a moratorium on new holiday movies!!!
Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.
In a couple of weeks, there is a sweet little film called NOTHING LIKE THE HOLIDAYS coming out about a Chicago-based Puerto Rican family getting together. I'm not here to review that film yet, but just let me say that after that movie comes out, I'm asking--begging!--all studios around the world to stop making holiday movies for a while, at least until you can legitimately come up with some new ideas that aren't dumb as fuck. And let me be doubly clear, I'm not saying NOTHING LIKE THE HOLIDAYS is dumb; it's not. It's actually a nice twist on the more traditional holiday films of late. No, what I'm saying is that FOUR CHRISTMASES is a terrible, agonizing, turd-like misery. And the idea that I know so many people who are actually excited to see this movie despite my best efforts to warn them against it is infuriating beyond words. I want to kill this movie.
Look, I dig Vince Vaughn, but I don't dig this PG-/PG-13-level Vaughn who fast-talks his way into and out of every situation, whether it's appropriate or not. Vince, you are a better actor than that. Let's change it up a bit, buddy. OK? Hey, look. Your old buddy Jon Favreau is in FOUR CHRISTMASES too, and look at what he's doing. He's playing a role totally unlike anything he's played before. What a concept! And here's another ground-breaking concept, Vaughn: Favreau is actually funnier in two scenes than you are in this entire movie.
One more idea for Vaughn: don't worry so much about entertaining the kids. The kids have some great animated things from which to choose. They don't need FRED CLAUS, and they sure as shit don't need FOUR CHRISTMASES, whose only saving grace is that it's considerably shorter than Fred Claus. The set up is about as contrived as you could possibly imagine; every character is one-dimensional and act/reacts in completely predictable ways. And worst of all, the jokes just aren't that funny (except the baby puke jokes; those are funny). And what is with Vaughn and these Christmas movies? Is it because his face has become so bloated that he actually resembles a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float? Maybe. I seem to recall a time when this guy was edgy, but what passes for edgy in FOUR CHRISTMASES is playing a sassy Joseph in a "Birth of Jesus" play.
Wait, did I even mention Reese Witherspoon was in this movie? I don't think so, because her presence is totally overshadowed (literally and figuratively) by Vaughn. This woman is smart, pretty, and a great actress, so what the hell is she doing in this nothing movie? Then we get the parents--John Voight, Mary Steenburgen, Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek. There are so many Oscar winners in this movie, I've lost count (actually, including Witherspoon, there are five). Let's throw in a couple of Grammy winners while we're at it, thanks to cameo roles by Dwight Yoakam and Tim McGraw. Emmy winner, anyone? Kristin Chenoweth plays Witherspoon's sister. With a running time of 82 minutes, FOUR CHRISTMASES features more wasted talent per second than any film you'll see in the 21st century. I'm 99.9 percent sure about that. What kills me most is that the movie is directed by Seth Gordon, who directed the essential documentary of 2007, THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS. Having to write about this movie is actually making me angrier than when I watched it originally.
But the real question is, what are we supposed to learn from FOUR CHRISTMASES? Families should get along? Couples in love should want to get married and have babies? Little kids are assholes? Parents just don't understand? No shit. I learned that last lesson from the Fresh Prince in the late '80s. If after all of my warnings, you're still considering seeing this movie, come to me, let me whisper something in your ear. Come close...a little closer...closer still...that's it...SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
-- Capone
capone@aintitcoolmail.com
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yay?
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from the trailer. Such a good cast. Duvall, Steenburgen, Voight, Spacek. All quality. WTF are they doing in this shit?
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It looks amazing!
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I love Christmas movies but even with all the talent in this one I decided after I saw the first trailer that it was a bomb. A good Christmas movie has a long life on TV and DVD, why oh why do talented people keep making junk.
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I liked Love Actually too. A few decent holiday flicks still manage to get made.
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shit my ass.
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Love chili cheese fries. Don't like to shit my ass though.Did anyone see Witherspoon's appearance on Letterman talking about how her assistant does this and that including taking her kids everywhere for her.
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Reese always seemed like a spoiled princess though. Still, she's hot as fuck.
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Which would probably be before I even entered.
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Amen to that.
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Since a christmas story, gremlins, elf. etc. Santa Claus the movie wasnt bad. Irish parents hated bad santa so much they had it pulled from cinemas. no really.
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Very funny. Bit too full of richard curtis mates. bit too media savy. But it contains one of the best scenes in a modern british movie. That press confrence between Grant Pm and Billy bobs Us president. He gives Billy bob a verbal slap in the face. pity blair didnt do the same.
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He'll tell us that it was so good that it was like being at the birth of Christ at Bethlehem but covered in mistletoe flavoured vaginal secrections. Oh and that he cried.
Wait! That gives me an idea - the Crying Harry Knowles Doll - the perfect Christmas gift. Your kids (and studio executives) will love it! Just put it down in front of any movie and watch tears of joy flood from it's eyes and tainted Hollywood cash fills up it's pockets.
If you can't afford one, don't worry, you can make your own. Just glue your pubes to a troll doll, inflate with a bicycle pump and spit on it's eyes.
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was a bit too long and was stuffed with too many characters and not enough stories. bill nighy, god bless that man.
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Nov 28, 2008 2:12:07 PM CST
Bad Santa was the last great christmas flick...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Before that... Die Hard 2.Love Actually was surprisingly watchable though.
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expecting nothing and was pleasantly surprised how funny it was.
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My wife wanted to see this, so we went yesterday... and when Kristin Chenoweth's character introduces her husband, he's playing a video game with a Wii classic controller. The sounds in the background were from Donkey Kong... and I thought I recognized the husband.And then it hit me... it was STEVE WIEBE!!The movie was pretty forgettable, but kudos to Seth Gordon for giving the King of Kong in his film.
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Oh to be able to edit one's posts.
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The guy just has that face to be some sort of a secondary character... I fucking love King of Kong, and it ranks up there with Roger & Me, and Sicko... Go Wiebe... (I will never see this piece of shit movie by the way)
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Nov 28, 2008 2:55:38 PM CST
Wait...there are people here who like Love Actually?!
by my mom is a whore
You people fucking amaze me. That was one of the worst movies I've ever witnessed, and is certainly amongst the worst movies in Christmas history. It's so saccharine that my teeth might have actually started bleeding if i hadn't punched myself in the face just before in order to stop myself watching the horror unfold. And how did they manage to get some of my favourite actors to play such two dimensional walking cliches. Alan Rickman?!?! Liam Neeson?!?!?!Fuck. I hate that movie. I fucking hate it.I wish I could find every copy of Love Actually and set fire to it. And then I'd throw flaming copies at everyone who ever enjoyed that movie. If i ever have a child who decides that they like Love Actually, I will actually put all of my money into time travel research so that I can go back and terminate myself before the child is ever born.Love Actually is where smiles go to die.I HATE THAT MOVIE.Okay, rant over. Feel strangely better.
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that King of Kong was so damn good. Ah well, they can't all be winners.
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Nov 28, 2008 3:26:49 PM CST
Hey Whore boy: There are lots of people who love Love Actually
by stormwatcher
Because its a fantastic anthology movie. No wait, go ahead and tell me what's wrong with it BUT without cursewords or references to your dick. I would love to hear what's wrong with that movie. PLEASE, Enlighten me, I have a Thirst for Knowledge. I need to know what was wrong with that movie right now!
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Saying something is cliche is cliche on this site. Proof boy whose mom I tapped. Proof of its Clicheness. Also did you really smite yourself in the face or was that the comedy you bring to the table that is supposed to elevate you above the comedy found in Love Actually? Cuz if that's your best then Four Christmases may be for you!
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"FOUR CHRISTMASES features more wasted talent per second than any film you'll see in the 21st century." Ouch.
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This movie is a fluffy holiday popcorn movie to see between shopping and sledding. It isn't supposed to be deep or poinant. It's just fun. Like throwing snowballs and eating pie. My wife and I watched it and had a good time. It wasn't import. It was just time together. People eat drink and try to be merry at Christmas. There's everything right about enjoyinging yourself with a holiday movie about unavoidable family bs that posses you off but ultimately you endure because you love your family. Lots of people wish they could be in figi during Christmas. It is funny if you relate.
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Very good.
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must be something he wrote in the review...
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Santa Claus (1985)? The one with Dudley Moore and John Lithgow? I loved that movie as a kid. As a kid, I stress.
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...because they get dragged out and shown every fucking year and the stars get paid every god damned time. The become "timeless holiday classics". Like Christmas music, itt's the Chistmas movies that pay off year after year. Given how much money they can make in the long run, who can blame the talent for wasting a month of their lives on these turds. Still, would it kill the writers/directors to try a little.
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Was the ONLY good family getting together Holiday move ever made. Because the quirks of the parents were so damn real!
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Hell yes that was AMAZING. John Lithgow creates "Christmas... 2!"
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IMO, was Elf. Something a bit different and lots o' guffaws. Four Christmases looks o.k.
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I did not laugh for the first half of the movie. The second half I laughed less. Forced to see it with my girlfriend and I earned about ten billion points watching it.
Not sure where all this talent Reese Witherspoon is hiding. All her roles are tired versions of "Legally Blonde", ug. Baby puke jokes? Do not watch/not a rental/would serve as a good prop for an unbalanced table once it comes out in a DVD box. -
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!! Hallelujah!! Holy shit!! Where's the Tylenol?
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This weekend, because Four Christmases was supposed to be the big competition. Reese didn't even look interested on the posters.
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You are now my lord. I worship thee.
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If we're to be honest, most holiday movies bite. Filming a good Christmas movie is like capturing lightning in a bottle, so you sit down in front of these things and turn your brain off, or else I don't know what your problem is. Four Christmases had some good gags, but I agree that it would be nice to see Vaughn doing something out of character. He used to do dramatic roles and was good at it. I fear that if he continues doing comedies we will lose a valuable resource.
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So why does Vince play the same role in his last few movies?
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As in can't stand each other, Vaughn and Anniston in The Break-Up, only for real.
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No surprise. Though, National Lampoons Christmas was hilarity. Oh Chevy Chase, what ever happened? Oh that is right- the 80s ended.
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i still wanna see it
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stupid.
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Why do people think she's hot?
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literally.
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Nov 28, 2008 6:35:33 PM CST
Trick 'r Treat gets shelved, but THIS garbage gets released?
by glenn_the_tool
there truly is no justice in this world.
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That is the current "in-thing" right now, and you can see the shit a mile away, yet we still love it.
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Nov 28, 2008 7:17:40 PM CST
It's actually a nice twist on the more traditional holiday films
by donnyunitas
because they're Puerto Rican. Oh, that should be good. Stereotypes are awesome.
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And get off the methadone and lose some fuckin weight. Vince Vaughn looks like Andrew Dice Clay and Dan Akroyd had a baby.
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i totally got its charm and I completely fell in love with it.
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Capone is being more than a bit overly dramatic. "FOUR CHRISTMASES features more wasted talent per second than any film you'll see in the 21st century." I'm not saying the movie was great or anything, but seriously, save the drama for your mama, Cappy.
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Jon Favreau play a UFC Fighter in some episodes of friends, so his role is kinda like a role he already played.
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of the few good chick flicks out there that guys can also enjoy. It's sitting in my collection right now. You come over here to destroy it, and unfortunately I'll have to go gun kata on you before you can go Danny the Dog on me.
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5 big ass oily foreheads out of a possible 4
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The Night the Reindeer Died.
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big time friction on set, stars won't do the promotional tour together and don't expect them to ever work together again
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followed by Chevy Chases hilarious Christmas vacation. Runner ups: Nightmare before christmas, A christmas story and Scrooged.
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"You know what this family needs? A *mute*!"
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Don‘t know The Ref but it sounds good enough for looking at. Thanks
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Nov 28, 2008 10:20:38 PM CST
Didn't Favreau play a character like this in The Replacements?
by xiphos_2
Now I've only seen the trailer maybe twice but Favreaus(He's so money!)charactr in the Replacements seemed an awful lot the Charactr from 4 Christmases
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Dennis Leary, Kevin Spacey, Judy Davis, directedy by Ted Demme. Now there's a talented group that didn't waste its potential!
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...and for the nastiness, Bad Santa; and for the lit'ry: the George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol (all these nuts who think Alistair Sim was a better Scrooge have been hitting the eggnog too hard). Those are the great Xmas movies. Everything else after that worth watching is a stop-motion animated special
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When I saw American Beauty, I couldn't help but wish that Judy Davis, rather than Annette Bening, had played Lester Burnham's missus. I've liked Bening's work for years, but she seemed so much like a caricature in Beauty; Davis, by contrast, seemed to work so much better with Kevin Spacey. A shame they haven't teamed up again.
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I hadn't read any reviews yet and saw it yesterday on Thanksgiving on a date. It's painfully unfunny and I completely agree with Capone. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE--it's not even worth your time to eventually rent it. But Capone, you're wrong on one thing, Favreau did play a character like this before in the Replacements.
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are two holiday traditions in my household. "Your husband ain't dead lady, he's hidin'."
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8 Amazon-Bucks hopefully well spent. Not only because many here list it right up with Christmas Vacation, i just love Kevin Spacey. Another great movie from him is Swimming With Sharks - funny as hell... Thanks again.
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I must buy this movie.
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These holiday movies every year are shit. 'Nuff said, period.
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WHY do people like him? Or is it just a few Hollywood jackasses that are forcing this douche bag on us? I just don't get it/him. No talent at all.
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and so is that poor Wal-Mart worker trampled to death by insane xmas shoppers.
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They changed the name to FOUR HOLIDAYS... probably trying to distance themselves from their own movie in the hopes of tricking people into paying for admission.
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Actually, thanks Capone. I haven't witnessed such a fine display of holiday season vitriol since my mom presented Granny Curioso with the Christmas gift of a pair of edible panties following the "drop dead" cardiac arrest comedy stylings of Gramps at that year's family Thanksgiving shindig.And yes... you had to be there.
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It was a fun read, although I don't know if you're maybe over-"un-hyping" it.
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I'll watch this on cable
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Got me in the fesrive mood, it makes a great Christmas/Bulletfest Double-Bill with Die Hard!
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aaaaaah....
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of watching this, but thanks for the heads-up all the same, Cap.And why the fuck is it called "Four Holidays" here?!? I'm pretty sure Christmas means the same thing in the southern hemisphere as it does in the north.
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I like to think it is - it always gets me in the Christmas spirit and has none of that slushy "the true meaning of Christmas" crap they seem to stick at the end of these things.
Infact I'd say Home Alone is another great christmas movie. I think the formula here is to set a film at Christmas but not actually be about Christmas. -
it seeks to embody "The Spririt of Christmas" So Home alone, with Christmasy soundtrack and incredibly sappy ending is a Christmas Movie, while DIE HARD, which employs Christmas as a plot device, is not.
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HA! I guess only male comic actors are allowed to look like they haven't stepped inside a gym in years.
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A chase movie that provides a story for Joseph as he and Mary flee from the Romans. It features magical Kung Fu, and comic relief from the Wise Men. SPOILER: Just when things look their worst, they reach the manger and baby Jesus is born in a nick of time and uses his powers to save his friends. It's awesome.
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This is a movie that deserves a crisp new transfer and some special features.
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and I loved the Al green/annie lennox song. They dont make films like that anymore. That film was quality. Great concept great all star cast. I also loved the black adder christmas special. The one where the closer it got to christmas the meaner he blackadder becamer. Three reasons to watch bbc this christmas. One Dr.who(rumours are spreading that David Morrisey is about to enter the Tardis when asked Morrisey said he would love to do it.) Wallace and gromit in a matter of loaf and death. Three the official blackadder documentary. All the cast, all the crew.plus and this is the biggie. for the first time ever on tv. Rowan atkinson talks exclusively about his most famous role. Sir Edmund Blackadder.
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Is a terrific movie, sure it takes place in some altered reality but, damn, it's very effective and sweet. Oddly enough, some of the scenes that work best are the dialog free ones - Knightly realizing her husband's best friend is in love with her, the cue card payoff of that story, and Emma Thompson's beautiful controlled meltdown as the Joni Mitchell song plays. It's sugar sweet with no apologies, but I dragged my g/f to see this in theaters and I love this movie. But I can see the fanboy hate however, since there's no kung-fu.
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Is my fave Christmas movie though. An excellent musical, Finney is brilliant as Scrooge.
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Home alone is a great film. and one of the best black comedies ever made. it was a great way for john hughes to retire. and spend all that money.
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Punish!
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Nov 29, 2008 9:51:30 AM CST
Everybody knows how to celebrate a proper Christmas.
by le chevalier noir
It's the occasion when you're to PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!!
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I loved it!
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It was great slapstick. Due mainly to the fact that Daniel Stern and Pesci played it up so well.
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While there were some parts I laughed at, this movie was God Awful. The only Christmas-like thing about the movie is that it's set during Christmas. This movie could have happened at any time during the year. But because it's set during Christmas it's considered a Christmas movie? That's absurd, and so is this film.
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Christmas with the Kranks. My family has made that a staple Christmas film rotation ever since we saw it opening day. It was soooo funny! Another great one is Surviving Christmas, which included a great cameo from Spongebob!
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Just know it's basicly a D-List version of Meet the Fockers. But set during Christmas.
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It wasn't good by any stretch of the imagination, but I found myself at least mildly entertained. Some people want to see a Christmas movie on the big screen during the holidays. And this could do it. Fred Claus on the other hand I found PAINFUL to watch. Not only was it boring, but there are few times I have wanted a movie to be over so quickly.
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I hated it, for the sole reason that I saw virtually no real depiction of love in that film save for the opening documentary shots of families arriving/ departing at the airport. Every relationship in the film felt fake to me, save for the one between Rickman and his wife. Otherwise there was none of the apocalypse that comes with real love, just sickly-sweet over-romanticised bollocks. Plus Hugh "but blinking IS acting" Grant could never be Prime Minister - his nose just isn't big enough for the national trough.
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IS a Christmas film.
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That is all.
Actually it's not all, she just looks like she could start a fight in an empty room and her face is emminently punchable.
Kevin Smith has a dislike for her due to her bitchy treatment of former GF Joey Lauren Adams. Fuck the overrated cow, she is the most undeserving actress in Hollywood after Halle Berry. -
I agree.
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Kevin Smith really doesn't like her 'cause she dissed his dialogue on the overwhelmingly awful "Overnight Delivery." But Kevin Smith is just really fucking insecure and does these things to stay in the spotlight (for attention).
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Ok, a gf dragged me kicking-and-screaming to see The Polar Express, but other than that I've never ever ever driven to a movie theatre and plopped down $10 to see one of these movies. I've seen lots and lots and lots of Christmas movies and specials on television of course, which is where they rightly belong. If you're gonna watch a heart-warming Christmas tale you should be in the warm glowing warming flow of a roaring fire surrounded by your loved ones (or on the couch in your pajamas with your cat on your lap, a tub of Ben & Jerry's on one side, and a bottle of rye whiskey on the other). The best of the best are the silly little animated specials, both the new ones and the classics. While top billing should always be given to A Charlie Brown Christmas and Garfield's Christmas special, I'm incredibly fond of A Wish for Wings That Work (featuring Opus the penguin), and Olive: The Other Reindeer. I simply cannot fathom why anybody would want to trudge to a movie theatre in the middle of winter to sit in a darkened room with a bunch of strangers for two hours to watch any sort of Christmas movie, let alone a badly-made one. (This year, I bought A Colbert Christmas on DVD, and I ain't pushing the 'play' button until the evening of Dec 24.)
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IT'S A QUIET WEEK FOR MOVIE NEWS FOLKS.... come on guys, the whole site has practically ground to a halt this week.
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TIA. :)
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$28m since Wednesday and looks to have a $30-33m weekend, $45-48m from Wednesday-to-Sunday. Twilight and Bolt made $11m Friday and are looking at $25-28m for the weekend. Quantum of Solace - $8.3m on Friday, followed by Australia - $5.8m on Friday, $11m since Wednesday. Transporter 3; $4.8 and 11m, respectively.
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PG Vince Vaughn sucks.
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The lesser of two evils is still evil.
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DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T (Cheers Mr. Wright.)
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Now THAT is a frightening thought.
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oooohhhhhh, that feels good. i'd love to slap Scut Farkus, ooooohhhh yeah.
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Christmas movies. End of discussion.
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The Pink Stockings, a gay ensemble Christmas comdedy as they've bled all other stupidity dry.
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only because of The Guz.
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Just look at the poster. He's like the fuckin' elephant man with his giant head--
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I want to cut off parts of Four Christmases, cook them, tie Four Christmases to a chair and force-feed them to it.
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Bolt and Twilight in a dead heat for 2nd (26,596,000 vs. 26,369,000, respectively).
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This reads like a student review in a high school film class. I welcome new Christmas films. They are part of the holiday tradition. There's plenty of other movies to love during the holiday season... nothing wrong with movies that are just about the season. It's ok to like simple pleasures sometimes.
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Parents forced me to watch i while visiting them over the holiday. Yes, it's saccharine sweet holiday fare which is always aggravating - but compared to other shit like Christmas with the Kranks, it wasn't that bad. The first half has a few good laughs..the second half loses total steam. The one thing I can't believe more aren't complaining about is the three scenes they clearly re-shot because Reese's hair is a totally different color and style. Damn funny continuity issue. But ya - it's predictable, overly cutesey and features legendary actors in small one-note roles. In short, it's a pretty typical holiday pap. But is it the worst movie ever? No...and Capone is just being melodramatic to say so. That honor still goes to Christmas with the Kranks or Deck the Halls.
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It was a fine bit o'Christmas fluff. It provided a nice break during Christmas shopping or an excuse to get out of the house on a cold, gray day. What's with you knuckleheads on this site, does everything have to be an Aronofsky film? And what would you do if Aronofsky DID make a Christmas movie. This movie was lightweight, that's all, not criminally bad or tedious. What, are ya going for Massawyrm's readers, Capone?
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Always wanna call her Vanessa Fellatio. Come on, admit it, so do you.
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Even so, why dump $10 on crap like this just to get a break from Christmas shopping? Don't own a TV?
As long as people keep seeing movies just because it has "Christmas" in the title, they'll keep churning out crap.
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