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Two Readers Put Aronofsky’s THE WRESTLER In A Headlock!!

Published at:  Nov 24, 2008 8:50:47 PM CST

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

Boy, I love this movie. I hate that trailer that premiered last week, though. Talk about giving away the entire movie for no good reason. How about saving some of the fireworks for the theater, Fox Searchlight?

At any rate, I think it’s a safe bet this one’s going to land in my top ten for the year, and I hope to see Mickey Rourke on the awards circuit in all his freaky glory.

They just screened the film at the AFI Dallas Fest, and we got these two reviews from readers who seem to be quite smitten with it as well:



Hello, I attended an advance screening of The Wrestler in Dallas last Wednesday hosted by AFI Dallas. Darren Aronofsky and Marisa Tomei were present for Q&A afterwards. Thought I'd share some thoughts/info.

I thought the film was excellent. I'm an Aronofsky fan so that's not really a surprise probably but the thing is this movie is very different from his others. If I'm not mistaken he didn't actually write the screenplay for this (though it was his concept originally). The film had considerably more humor in it than his previous films. It worked really well because the moments of levity balanced out the tragedy of Mickey Rourke's character's life and made you really like the guy and enjoy certain moments with him without wanting to cut your wrists (if they'd just dwelled on moments of misery). Rourke was definitely the highlight of the movie, he was spectacular. Randy "The Ram" was so nice and so lovable that your heart just breaks for him at certain moments. Particular when you see his heart break. I echo the call of some that he deserves and Oscar nod for this probably. A win may be pushing it but I guess we'll have to see what else is out there.

All the wrestlers in the movie, aside from Randy, were played by real wrestlers and Darren revealed in the Q&A that all of the locker room scenes were unscripted. They were quite fascinating, I say that as a non wrestling fan. The detail involved in their fight preparation was both hilarious and just plain neat to see. It gave me a new respect for wrestlers. Hard core sons of bitches, the lot of them.

Another difference between this and other Aronofsky films was the cinematography. All handheld, documentary style, and the camera went into the ring for the fights, like in Rocky. But it wasn't annoying shaky cam, it was very steady and intimate. Darren said he hated shaky cam (ala Cloverfield) and made sure he hired someone who could keep it from making the audience seasick.

Evan Rachel Wood plays Rourke's daughter. She was fine, especially if you like her. I get a little tired of the angsty youngster routine she has but she was fine. The first and last scenes with her were a little much but the middle one was very sweet. Watching Rourke talk to her, seeing that long close up of his face as his eyes begin to well with tears and then they fall down his cheaks…wow, I say again, he was spectacular in this.

Marisa Tomei was also good, she plays a stripper than Rourke falls for who has a story that kinda parallels the Ram. Between this and Before the devil knows you're dead this has been quite a naked streak for her. She is so freakin' hot. She said in the Q&A that she didn't know if people wanted to see that much of her (they do). She said Mickey Rourke showed her some stripper moves.

This film had very little music, also different from Aronofsky's others. It was very beautiful and well timed when it was used. I think they are using that cue in the Frost/Nixon trailer if I'm not mistaken.

All in all, I'm not sure. It may be behind the fountain and requiem for me…maybe. Definitely will have to think on that but the film was great.. really great. Go see it. In the Q&A, Darren denied all questions regarding Robocop and The Fighter. He refused to acknowledge that he even had another project he was working on. He was kind of winkwinknudgenudge about Robocop but I was surprised that he denied ever even hearing of the fighter…I thought that was in the process of happening. Anyhow, to sum up, great movie, emotional, funny, tragic, beautiful. The Q&A was great. They were both delightful.

nora inu


I agree with anyone who wants to spend time raving about how incredibly beautiful Tomei is. She makes her forties look great, and she’s also got this great soulful quality that her younger work never really had. It’s easy to talk about how brilliant Rourke is in the film, but she’s definitely a big part of what makes this film work.

Check out this second review.



Harry,

I've never sent anything to you before, but I attended the screening of The Wrestler last night in Dallas and posted a little blurb about it on my myspace blog. I thought you might be interested. Here's what I've written, no spoilers included:

The Movie:

The movie was riveting. Mickey Rourke was just simply impressive as Randy the Ram. He brought every emotion possible to this character. I've never been a fan of wrestling, but I was very intrigued by what goes on behind the scenes. I was surprised at how into it I was. Same as There Will Be Blood last year. I went in expecting to be bored to tears, but I got one of the best films of the year. This is this year's There Will Be Blood.

The camera style is grainy and hand-held, but it never feels like Cloverfield or Diary of the Dead. Just feels like a documentary. Like we were just following him around.

Some of the best scenes were the more humorous ones. Be looking out for the locker room scenes, the shopping scene, and the scenes of Randy at his day job. Like I said, it was really the emotion that Mickey Rourke brings to this character that makes it all so incredible. He brings such humor to the role of a man who's life is really very very sad.

Marisa Tomei plays the love interest, a stripper named Cassidy. After seeing her in War, Inc., this was really refreshing. This is the Tomei we love. She wasn't in the film as much as I thought she would be, but she does very well with the role. Evan Rachel Wood plays Randy's daughter, and she's not in the movie much either. Really, the bulk of the film is carried by Rourke alone.

The music in the film was fun as well. Instead of a sweeping score, Aronofsky chose popular songs to highlight the action. Mostly 80's hair metal. The music added the perfect amount of nostalgia to compliment the character of Randy - a man still stuck in the 80's when he was in his prime.

It's an extremely moving film, which is the exact opposite of what I expected.

4.5 stars

The Q&A

Immediately after the film, director Darren Aronofsky and Acadamy award winner Marisa Tomei were brought in. Since we were on the aisle, they walked right by us. I kept kidding Jeff that he was 12 inches from Marisa Tomei's ass.

The director for AFI Dallas conducted the first part of the Q&A, and then opened it up to the audience for questions. Someone asked Tomei how it feels to still be a sex symbol. As soon as he finished the question, she opened her eyes real wide and gasped like she had never heard that before, or like she thought that she was past her prime. It was really very cute and made her just that much more real. (She looked adorable by the way. She's this very petite little thing and she looks much more gorgeous in real life than she's looked lately on screen.)

A critic asked a very interesting question about the backstory of Tomei's character, which made me think more about the film. I won't go into it here because I don't want to give anything away about the film. When you see the film and are still interested, just ask and I'll tell you.

Someone also asked Aronofsky about the score, or rather, the lack of one. He said that in this film, a score wasn't needed. The actors told the story. He wanted the scattered rock songs, but that's it. He did say that the Bruce Springsteen song that plays during the credits is one that Bruce wrote while on tour in Europe, and then gave to them for free because he loved the script so much.

As soon as the Q&A was over, Aronofsky and Tomei were escorted out and to their limos, so there was no socializing. A few people on the very front row rushed them and got some autographs, but that's about it.

Thanks!

Jenny Alme


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  • Nov 24, 2008 8:51:28 PM CST

    First

    by hikaru ichijo

  • Nov 24, 2008 8:53:34 PM CST

    Sounds like Barton Fink

    by hikaru ichijo

    Maybe a nice double feature?

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  • Nov 24, 2008 8:55:57 PM CST

    I liked the ..

    by nolan bautista

    Fountain..i'll check this out

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  • Nov 24, 2008 8:57:46 PM CST

    and Mickey Rourke..

    by nolan bautista

    ..deserves some recognition..i feel bad for the guy..used to be cool..he would have been perfect for "Constantine"

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:00:40 PM CST

    did anyone ask about jake the snake roberts?

    by bacci40

    and whether the film was based partially on his life?

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:04:11 PM CST

    I agree with you Mori

    by m_reporter

    Although I loved what I saw in the trailer, it revealed the whole goddamn plot of the film. I'm still seeing this ASAP, I wonder if there are any advanced screenings here in New York?

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:09:23 PM CST

    It's inspired by Brett "The Hitman" Hart

    by smokefilledtavern

    not "Jake the Snake".

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:19:11 PM CST

    I was impressed with Rourke in Sin City

    by soylentmean

    He was great in Angel Heart. Hopefully this will be a resurgence in his career. I bet Bruce gets an Oscar nod for his song.

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:19:36 PM CST

    God I have watched this trailer 20+ times

    by xandar1977

    like two or three times a night. Holy shit I cannot wait to see this broken down piece of meat.

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:24:46 PM CST

    Definitely will watch it on DVD

    by watch_the_world_burn

    Sounds like a great film. But there are so few films worth seeing at the cinema these days, especially the way things are now. Went to see the new Bond on the weekend, it started with kids in the front row throwing shit at the screen, cultimated in having some retarded old man sitting next to us blabbering on about the devil all through the film. His "minder" was absolutely useless - my friend sitting next to the old spaz had to tell him to shut up instead, several times. Really, I know these kind of people like to watch movies like the rest of us, but if you can't keep them quiet - wait for the bloody dvd please.Whoa, now I'm all ranted out - back to work.

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:27:15 PM CST

    seeing this in theatres

    by silverglade

    I don't care how many whiny reviews are posted.

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:45:15 PM CST

    Does anyone need to read any more???

    by nice marmot

    No? Didn't think so. Now to just finally see this fucker!!!

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:46:03 PM CST

    Still didn't dig the trailer though.

    by nice marmot

    I'm convinced it didn't do the film justice.

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  • Nov 24, 2008 9:51:08 PM CST

    Charles Bukowski

    by broosethescharuk

    It would be perfect if Rourke could follow up The Wrestler by doing something along the likes of a Charles Bukowski bio or something. He pretty much played him already 22 years ago in Barfly, and now there is much more of a physical resemblance (and I don't mean that as a slight; I think it would be a great part for him).

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  • Nov 24, 2008 10:00:41 PM CST

    Neked Tomei = several viewings. Alone.

    by stuntcock mike

  • Nov 24, 2008 10:13:34 PM CST

    WHAT DOES SLY THINK ABOUT THIS MOVIE?

    by bringingsexyback

  • Nov 24, 2008 10:14:51 PM CST

    MARISA TOMEI'S ASS

    by bringingsexyback

    Someone strap my face to it and send me to heaven ...

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  • Nov 24, 2008 10:16:23 PM CST

    JEFF WAS ALSO 12 INCHES AWAY FROM ARONOFSKY'S ASS TOO

    by bringingsexyback

    It's not the worst place to be.

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  • Nov 24, 2008 10:20:58 PM CST

    SmokeFilledTavern...when did hart have probs

    by bacci40

    with his daughter...or try to make a comeback on the z wrestling circuit? that was jake the snake...who blew all the money that he earned from the wwf on crack

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  • Nov 24, 2008 11:06:05 PM CST

    By the way...

    by broosethescharuk

    ...I'd been under the impression that the little word-plays in the titles of reviews were supposed to allude to the leanings of the reviews. The title of this post led me to believe that the film was getting the beatdown (to continue with the "grappling" theme) from the reviewers. Guess I misunderstood the ground rules.

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  • Nov 24, 2008 11:31:35 PM CST

    BSB

    by toadkillerdog

    BraneRobot was inches away from Aronofsky's ass as well!

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  • Nov 24, 2008 11:42:36 PM CST

    if I was 12 inches from Tomei's ass...

    by badmrwonka

    we'd be a couple, if you know what I mean...

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:23:16 AM CST

    Trailer of the year, asshat.

    by lordenigma

    Sorry Drew, but the trailer worked. It's a tremendous piece of 2m30s, that makes me want to see this movie badly. Don't be hatin, sir.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:33:24 AM CST

    his complaints about the trailer

    by master bitchfist

    are that they give away so much of the movie. i too love the trailer but am worried that I just got majorly spoiled

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:54:43 AM CST

    I really like the term asshat

    by kungfuhustler84

    I always think of that guy from Tim and Eric singing the "Sit on You" song. like a person wearing another person...on their ass? silly

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  • Nov 25, 2008 4:20:28 AM CST

    "Sit on my FACE, and tell me that you love me..."

    by xevoid

    "I'll sit on your face, and tell you I love youuuuuu"Great Monty Python song. From one of their albums, the same one with I Like Chinese and Finland. Funny song, considering we are discussing asshattery.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 4:25:29 AM CST

    What was Darren Aronofsky's "Moment That Mattered" in 08?

    by orionsangels

    Darren Aronofsky was asked by the New York Times what his entertainment/media "moment that mattered" for 2008 was. His response ------- "Looking over Niko’s shoulder up at the virtual parachute jump in Grand Theft Auto IV’s version of Coney Island, grabbing a dollar hot dog off the boardwalk to get my health back, then leaping into a bullet-hole-riddled Hummer and smashing through my childhood neighborhood, flying over sand dunes on Manhattan Beach and finally drowning in the sea off Brighton Beach. Thinking, Man, I wish they made this game when I was a teenager." ----- It wasn't from a movie. I love that because it shows how video games are becoming more relevant than movies. http://tinyurl.com/6m9a39

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:25:02 AM CST

    Is There A Vagina Tree In Space With Yoga Training Videos

    by laserpants

    Most overrated and utterly ridiculously awful director ever. Its like he saw a David Lynch movie when he was 10 and tried to copy his style, with the mind of a 10 year old, all arrogance and borderline retardation, over and over and over again. I'll thank him for the hilariously over the top "ass to ass" scene, though, thats a keeper.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:15:26 AM CST

    GTA4 Really Is The Greatest Video Game Of All TImes

    by laserpants

    I've been playing it for about 2 hours a night for the past two months and I'm still only about %50 percent done. Its HUGE and totally amazing.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:35:39 AM CST

    LaserPants

    by lost jarv

    rubbish- Requiem is great

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:38:37 AM CST

    Home?

    by toadkillerdog

  • Nov 25, 2008 8:38:48 AM CST

    hmm. Wrong TB.

    by lost jarv

    Where are my changian Brethren?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Nov 25, 2008 8:39:31 AM CST

    nope? TKD

    by lost jarv

    phew. Not alone.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:40:41 AM CST

    Paul has finished with me, apparently

    by lost jarv

    he's threatend to beat me up, then said he's bored and appealed to other users for support, and finished with "I'm not responding, WAAAAAH" That was far too easy. Wonder what I'm going to do now.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:43:37 AM CST

    I love these mouthbreathers

    by lost jarv

    that come on like the fucking Hulk on a bad day. It's more fun smiting them than the Watchmen crowd. JARV FOR MOD.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:43:48 AM CST

    Who is paul?

    by toadkillerdog

    What tb is that shitheel in?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Nov 25, 2008 8:47:26 AM CST

    Twilight

    by lost jarv

    He's a knucklehead. I think he's done now- as soon as you threaten violence then you usually are.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:48:08 AM CST

    I think Fountain was great..

    by jonah echo

    in fact, I don't think he has made a bad film yet.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:49:06 AM CST

    D'you reckon this is the right TB?

    by lost jarv

  • Nov 25, 2008 8:49:11 AM CST

    we jsut rewatched Fountain last weekend

    by jonah echo

    with a group of friends and most everyone seemed to like it, for the most part.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:51:42 AM CST

    Pi is good

    by lost jarv

    Requiem is awesome and The fountain is also good. I did laugh at "Vagina Tree" though

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:52:29 AM CST

    Mrs. Jarv hated it.

    by lost jarv

    Properly hated it. I thought she'd be more into it than me. But she despised it.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:04:25 AM CST

    The Fountain, that is.

    by lost jarv

    She loves Requiem. I looked at that post and it didn't make sense.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:16:17 AM CST

    Rocky Balboa vs. Randy "The Ram" Robinson

    by mr slippy fist

    The follow up to Rocky vs. Thunderlips! I’m begging these 2 to fight in the sequel to Rocky Balboa! Everyone wants it!!!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:28:30 AM CST

    ain't no doubt Marissa is fine, fine, fine

    by just pillow talk

    I'm quite looking forward to this movie.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:34:39 AM CST

    guys

    by lost jarv

    I think we should go to the Stockholm film festival thread- it's got a review of deadgirl.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:38:01 AM CST

    and it's "interntional"

    by lost jarv

    so more our sort of speed.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:19:40 AM CST

    Regarding the trailer giving everything away....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood




    I didn't feel that way at all. The trailer did wha a trailer should do-- make me want to see the fucking thing. Movies of this sort usually make about 30 bucks in their theatrical run, and putting Aronofsky's name on a film is probably the best way to get people to stay the fuck away. So the trailer had to be fucking dynamite. And it was. If it was anything less I guarantee a hell of a lot less people would be seeing this. I emailed my parents the trailer and they said they would definitely see it. And they see about 2 movies in the theater per year. So they did something right.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:27:47 AM CST

    No way Rourke gets an Oscar

    by somashine

    Nomination - probably. Too many people in Hollywood just dont like this guy.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:41:49 AM CST

    Tomei as..

    by j_difool

    ...the Hooker With a Heart of Gold..
    how fucking OLD is that?
    I thought this movie was acclaimed by critics? So what's with the stuffy old screenwriting conventions?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:44:17 AM CST

    j_difool

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    She's not a hooker. She's a stripper. There is a difference. Hookers give blowjobs. Strippers just jerk you off. Fuck.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:45:51 AM CST

    I say Rourke teams with Seagal, Lungren, Van Damme

    by chittychittygangbang

    And make the greatest Direct-to-Video action epic in the history of Hollywood.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:46:47 AM CST

    Can strippers have a heart of gold?

    by lost jarv

  • Nov 25, 2008 10:48:49 AM CST

    We have a little strip club here Danny

    by chittychittygangbang

    One girl had a ref's jersey on and blew a whistle for a guy having illegal contact.
    Shit you not.
    She was fucking smoking hot and told me she was from Nashville and came to town to make shitload of $$$ and leave.
    Also stripper perfume will not wash out of clothes. I had to burn that shirt.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:50:34 AM CST

    Fuck The Wrestler.

    by hobocode

    I can't even believe Aronofsky made that shit. It's going to be the first one of his films I don't see.
    Fuck wrestling. It's FAKE and hyper-violent.
    Fuck Mickey Rourke. Fugly right-wing washed-up asshole.
    Fuck the line in the trailer dissing the Kurt and the 90's.
    Fuck it all.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:51:26 AM CST

    Stripper goldmine found in rural Mississippi

    by chittychittygangbang

    There was this strip club in Franklin County, which is near the border of Louisiana.
    Girls from LSU would come up and strip for a night and earn close to a thousand in a night.
    I walked in a couldn't believe what I was seeing.
    Usually those places have strippers that look like they sort rabid bobcats for a living...

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:06:48 AM CST

    Chitty, Danny, y'all should read Massa's transpo 3 review

    by toadkillerdog

    Not that it is great, but there is one line in the review, and you cant miss it, that you will enjoy.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:08:40 AM CST

    Was Chupie the bouncer in the strip club?

    by toadkillerdog

    I'll bet quite a few dudes are missing lower legs

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:10:29 AM CST

    This is what Chupie does as bouncer

    by chittychittygangbang

    Chupie bites the cocks off shitheels at stripclub and shits out what looks like links of sausage strung together.
    He then feeds them to wolverines.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:12:29 AM CST

    toad

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I read it. I'm pumped. I love me some Frank Martin. Hey...what the hell happened to the Milk TB? Its still on the top 10, but the entire thing has been deleted. What the fuck? Poor Gus....can't catch a break.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:12:36 AM CST

    That Chupie is a baaaaad mother shut yo mouf!

    by toadkillerdog

    But at least he is better looking than Mickey Rourke

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:13:55 AM CST

    Chitty

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    That would be the greatest direct to DVD action film in the history of Vancouver.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:14:20 AM CST

    Yeah, Danny. I get a 'you are not authorized'

    by toadkillerdog

    Message on that TB. I have no idea what happened. It was pretty peaceful in there. Maybe it is just a glitch.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:15:23 AM CST

    toad

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Has to be. Thats weird.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:18:03 AM CST

    When is it actually released though?

    by jonah echo

    I didnt see a release date before. Really figuring on this being one of the big movies this year.

    Now, time for my rant. I understand not posting my review for Slumdog, but has anyone seen much of anything on this movie in the past few months, as it was released? It's one of the best movies of the year, from one of the directors that this site usually follows, and it's all mum. Why so much time dedicated to stuff the geek culture in general doesn't care about, and stuff that flies slightly under the radar is left there? I know, it's an old argument here, but it's still worth observation.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:18:54 AM CST

    Never turn a hot piece of snatch down is lesson

    by chittychittygangbang

    What if you never see her again.
    You will kicking yourself in the balls.
    Also hot chicks you turn down are not eligible for the spank bank in my opinion. Just actual wet cunt you have slammed your cock into.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:19:19 AM CST

    Or it could have been latched on to by homophobe

    by lost jarv

    trolls. I'm enjoying my flame war. It's fun. If DocPazuzu is right and Paulie is really Wananahara7 then there should be some fireworks soon.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:20:05 AM CST

    "wet cunt you have slammed your cock into."

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Awwww....those great memories of Junior High.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:20:18 AM CST

    which milk TB?

    by jonah echo

    I was able to get into the one that is just a review.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:20:36 AM CST

    It's true about Tomei

    by deadpanwalking

    I saw her on the street the other day near Little Italy and she's absolutely gorgeous in person, even better than on the screen. It's weird how some celebrities are like that.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:21:08 AM CST

    I saw trailer for Slumdog Jonah

    by chittychittygangbang

    I want to see it, but unless I scour the internet or wait for dvd release, I can't get any of those cool movies around here and would have to drive for hours to watch.
    Fucking sucks.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:21:24 AM CST

    Jonah

    by lost jarv

    It is strange. All I can think of is that they've had a media blackout. News has been slow recently anyway.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:22:13 AM CST

    When I was a kid, TV heroes would turn down trim

    by toadkillerdog

    Drove me though the fuckin roof! No man (straight) turns down hot poontang. I was convinced that all the writers were either gay,lesbian, or whipped.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:22:37 AM CST

    I heard Cameron Diaz was less than impressive in person

    by chittychittygangbang

    Of course this was probably some flaming douche nozzle that got shot down.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:23:06 AM CST

    Jonah

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    The other one that is right below it on the Top 10. The one with an interview with Gus. Toad and I were on it yesterday debating the Psycho remake and it was pretty civil. Today the whole TB is shut down.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:23:56 AM CST

    They turn them down on screen Toad

    by chittychittygangbang

    And then run rampant all over thier cooter in the trailer after filming ends for the day.
    RUN RAMPANT with cleats on.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:26:38 AM CST

    you are right..whole thing is gone..

    by jonah echo

    odd.. when is Milk released?

    And yes, Danny and Chitty, I can imagine some colorful answers you might have for me.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:26:48 AM CST

    Chitty, it aint natchurl! Real men would never do that

    by toadkillerdog

    I knew that as a young child, so how the hell can screen writers today not know? Like I said, gay, lesbian, or whipped.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:26:53 AM CST

    Anybody seen an actor or actress in person...

    by chittychittygangbang

    and found them radically different as far as looks?
    I saw Keanu Reeves in Vegas and he looked pretty much the same as his character from The Gift.
    People were shouting "Whoooaaa" as he just made a beeline for the exit.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:31:07 AM CST

    Psycho remake

    by lost jarv

    completely pointless. Really, truly pointless.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:31:25 AM CST

    funny

    by kungfuhustler84

    we are now on the talkback I professed my love of the term "asshat" on. Asshats are silly.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:33:43 AM CST

    asshat

    by lost jarv

    is just one of a variety of ass related hilarious insults. See also "asspickle"

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:34:45 AM CST

    or "assclown"

    by lost jarv

    assmonkey assbandit I think "ass" in general is just funny.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:35:02 AM CST

    If I was a screenwriter half the film would be sexfight

    by chittychittygangbang

    Statham would be driving car with girl facing backwards naked, furiously humping as he helped her along by finding a three-mile stretch of close-knit speedbumps and setting car's shock settings to firm.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:40:26 AM CST

    Chitty, if the car had a hard roof, the poor girl would be brai

    by toadkillerdog

    Every bump and hump would send her through the roof!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:41:56 AM CST

    The poor girl would be Brained is what i meant

    by toadkillerdog

    Bouncing into roof. If it was a convertible, he might hump her out of the car altogether!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:45:20 AM CST

    I would cast Jennifer Grey in that role, Chitty.....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...pre-nose job of course. I want my massive bush of untrimmed pubic hair to tickle that big schnoz of hers as she blows.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:46:32 AM CST

    wait....when did I cast myself as Frank Martin?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Either way. Me, Jennifer Grey. Asses will be stretched. And SHE WILL BLOW PIPE!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:50:29 AM CST

    He could close her neck in sunroof

    by chittychittygangbang

    And let her dangle all over his cack.
    Sort of like holding the hanging cord inside a bell steady and let the bell do all of the banging around.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:53:19 AM CST

    Chitty, I spit my cherry coke out with the sunroof crack!

    by toadkillerdog

    That cracked me up!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:54:26 AM CST

    Danny

    by toadkillerdog

    Asses? Plural? Really? maybe you are revealing too much info chum!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:00:28 PM CST

    toad

    by dannyglovers_dickblood


    There is no greater sensation than having your ass tongue fucked as she jerks you off.

    If Vinnie Jones, Jason Statham, and Mitt Romney are cool with it-- then I'm game.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:06:17 PM CST

    Aaaaand, thats the ball game folks. Danny and tossed salad

    by toadkillerdog

    I hope egg salad does not return. This TB has taken a turn

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:07:07 PM CST

    Let me try

    by kungfuhustler84

    asscup? assbicycle?...asstoaster?WAH! I can't do it! WAAAAH!!!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:08:02 PM CST

    ass salad

    by kungfuhustler84

    with a raspberry vinaigrette.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:09:00 PM CST

    are we really gonna

    by kungfuhustler84

    bring this thing up on the top ten through talk of ass salads and sunroof rapes?Cause I'm cool with that. That's cool

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:12:48 PM CST

    I remember a marching cadence, might have been Army

    by toadkillerdog

    It goes like this: I wish that all the ladies, were bells in a tower. And I was the ringer. I'd ring them every hour!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:14:04 PM CST

    I wish that all the ladies, were pies on a shelf

    by toadkillerdog

    And i was the baker, I'd eat em all myself!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:14:57 PM CST

    I wish that all the ladies, were cars on the highway

    by toadkillerdog

    And i was the gas pump, i'd fill em up my way!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:16:16 PM CST

    toad -- that is disgusting.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Lets get back to salad. Do you prefer croutons?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:18:38 PM CST

    Fu

    by toadkillerdog

    Ali fought a wrestler and a martial artist - perhaps the very first mixed martial arts fight of all time! The giuys names was Inoki. It ended in a draw. Kind of boring actually.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:19:32 PM CST

    Ali also fought Superman, drawn by Neal Adams

    by toadkillerdog

    I still have that comic. It is beautiful, oversized format.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:22:43 PM CST

    Danny, I will keep my salad preferences to myself

    by toadkillerdog

    Thank you very much

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:27:22 PM CST

    bacon bits?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 12:29:05 PM CST

    Funny!

    by toadkillerdog

  • Nov 25, 2008 12:31:04 PM CST

    what the hell is going on?

    by kungfuhustler84

    What the fuck are we talking about? Do we need a topic?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:33:03 PM CST

    I like my salad with that fishy Caesar dressing scent....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 12:41:57 PM CST

    what happened to Coughlins Laws?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Thats all I wanna know?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:53:09 PM CST

    DGDB

    by xiphos_2

    I saw Coughlin Law on a Coaxial TB, Battlestar Galatica maybe? I don't remember which one but I have seen him in many TV TB.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 12:58:30 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Holy shit. I'm on the hunt now. I didn't even know Coaxial TB's existed until yesterday. I've never once clicked that button. I thought everything was on front page.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 1:41:13 PM CST

    Results of dating Chitty

    by mavra chang

    http://tinyurl.com/5cpnh9

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  • Nov 25, 2008 1:43:10 PM CST

    Good one Mav!

    by toadkillerdog

    That is perfect

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  • Nov 25, 2008 1:44:38 PM CST

    Ha! Mav that's the ticket

    by chittychittygangbang

    That looks like Linda Lovelace met John Holmes.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 1:49:05 PM CST

    GULP

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 1:53:59 PM CST

    I just realized who she looks like Mav

    by chittychittygangbang

    She looks like one of those long-necked people that built the Storm Trooper clones in the prequels.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 1:56:02 PM CST

    Chitty heard that some girls

    by mavra chang

    Will do anything to get a ring. Guess this proves him right.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 1:58:47 PM CST

    Yes, she does look like them

    by mavra chang

    Also like one of the original "Alice In Wonderland" drawings (Alice had the super-stretch neck in one of those).

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  • Nov 25, 2008 2:02:56 PM CST

    Ah ha

    by mavra chang

    http://tinyurl.com/6gdzas

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  • Nov 25, 2008 2:11:08 PM CST

    Could be worse...results of dating Danny:

    by mavra chang

    http://tinyurl.com/6ajyj4

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  • Nov 25, 2008 2:24:27 PM CST

    Danny likes to 'toss salad' he would be picking hair from teeth

    by toadkillerdog

  • Nov 25, 2008 2:32:39 PM CST

    You didn't recognize that girl?

    by mavra chang

    Poor Jennifer Grey...

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  • Nov 25, 2008 2:32:39 PM CST

    I'm curious

    by kungfuhustler84

    what are some people's most anticipated winter season movies? Any ones I should know about I may have missed?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 2:40:57 PM CST

    Cirque du Freak

    by mavra chang

    Kind of interested in seeing what they'll do with it. My nephew is crazy about this book series. I like the idea of monsters running a travelling sideshow, even if it is more of a geared-for-kids movie.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 2:43:51 PM CST

    haha....awww chicks with hairy assholes are funny.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 3:25:26 PM CST

    winter movies excited for

    by jonah echo

    The Wrestler of course, Benjamin Button, and Australia, believe it or not. Im not really sure what else is coming out at the moment that I actually have a desire to see. What are the big december movies? Feels like everything has moved away.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 3:27:30 PM CST

    kungfu

    by the milf lover

    if you go to www.film-releases.com, there's a schedule of all upcoming movies.... and not a lot of it interests me at all, although many I would have to look up to know more about.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 3:45:52 PM CST

    This Christmas-- prepare to be PUNISHED.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 3:52:12 PM CST

    Yeah I thought so

    by kungfuhustler84

    I am pretty much excited for the three movies Jonah named, and that's about it. I was reall asking because I was wondering if anything else is coming out.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 5:35:28 PM CST

    Requiem

    by therewolf

    I didn't get into Requiem - don't know why. It was demoralising to watch. I wasn't expecting it to be quite so desolate. Definitely need to see the film again.The Fountain was interesting and is another I must check out again. There's a line it that resonated and has stuck in my head ever since when Jackman says: "Death is a disease. It's like any other. And there's a cure..."A provocative statement.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 5:37:43 PM CST

    AOL...

    by therewolf

    ... keeps booting me offline.Assflaps.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 6:32:24 PM CST

    Fred watched deliriously goofy Remo Williams

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Loved every minute of it. Of course it starred the wonderfully named Fred Ward. Freds favorite line: You move like pregnant yak!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 6:39:37 PM CST

    Remo used henchmens diamond tooth to cut glass

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Too cool and funny!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 6:46:27 PM CST

    In Korea door handles do not break

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    You drive like a monkey in heat!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 6:48:11 PM CST

    Lesson 22: Blessed silence

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Kate Mulgrew on rant, Chiun grabs her wrist and applies pressure and out she goes.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 6:58:44 PM CST

    Remo: Chuin you are incredible!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Chuin: No. I am better than that!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:00:07 PM CST

    Fred forgot how great Remo Williams was

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred wonders why there was no sequel?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:11:02 PM CST

    Fred saw some posts about the 'Burgh!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred proud Pittsburgher! Stillerz! Stillerz! Fred stil worried about offensive lines ability to protect Ben and the running game being ground to a halt. NFC is a foregone conclusion with Giants. AFC comes down to four teams. Colts. Jets. Titans. and Freds Steelers! Patriots have a shot, but their defense is not good. Steelers have best D in the league, which is good for playoff football, but the offense can be stopped. Fred fears the Titans more than any other team that may make playoffs. They are closest to Steelers in both defense and offensive philosophy.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:13:14 PM CST

    Fred has guilty pleasure to admit

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred likes Major Payne. It makes Fred laugh!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:20:28 PM CST

    Go change your huggies boy!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Drop down and give me 25 pushups!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:23:17 PM CST

    You're out of uniform Mr. Fonzarelli

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Whats your name girlie-mouth?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:24:35 PM CST

    Side straddle hop!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    That is a jumping jack.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:26:20 PM CST

    What do you want Mr. Pee-body?

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    You think I owe you an apology? I'm sorry you can't hold your liquid out in public now get out of my face before i pick you up and toss you out that window!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:27:19 PM CST

    Three posts from number two!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    This is second position on the boards not the uh, other number 2

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:27:49 PM CST

    Can do Fred is here!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Just two more to go

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:28:12 PM CST

    Ninja Fred is here

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Or is he?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:29:10 PM CST

    Welcome to the house of Payne!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Unity. That is the key word of unit without the Y!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:30:15 PM CST

    We are now Number two!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred would get banned if he tried to take this TB to number one by himself, so Fred will sign off for tonight.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:46:24 PM CST

    Fred knows this is self evident. But Elizabeth Taylor was beauti

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred watched some of Cleopatra on TCM

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  • Nov 25, 2008 7:47:07 PM CST

    Beautiful

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Was the word that was cut off

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:02:53 PM CST

    I was bruised and battered

    by series7

    in the locker room of Wrestle mania.. na na na. na na na. Bruce's music songs all sound the same. I was just a dead man walking. Anyone remember the Jared has Aids South Park were they parodied Bruce's song, TBS said that is was very funny.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:05:02 PM CST

    kungfu

    by series7

    Most anticipated movies: Transporter 3, The Wrestler, Revolutionary Road and TC's Nazi movie.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:09:06 PM CST

    So does anyone still watch Law and Order?

    by series7

    Since when did Sam Waterston become Al Pachino with just yelling his lines. Also he seems like such a douche now, he like always has to sue someone. I saw an episode where he was trying to get someone who just witnessed a murder or something murder one just because he didn't do anything to stop it. And when he didn't win all of his co-workers were like, come on man give it a rest and he just screamed some crazy saying that they don't believe in their jobs or America or something. With that said, can't really stand Law and Order now even with the bulletproof Antony Anderson (i say that in jest) and Jermey Sisto, but can't wait to see Jeff Goldblum in CI.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:09:24 PM CST

    Oh yeah FU

    by series7

    Bolt as well.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:12:55 PM CST

    Fu

    by series7

    Milk as well.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:13:29 PM CST

    kung

    by series7

    Time Crimes as well.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:14:13 PM CST

    kfh84

    by series7

    Delgo as well. Wait no that movie looks terrible.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 8:18:39 PM CST

    Speaking of Jeff Goldblum

    by series7

    Since we all want to talk more and more about the Blum. Anyways a year ago you all saw those crappy ads for that Mad TV alum Frank Caliendo new show Frank TV. Well I've never seen it and I've said that he is stupid and not funny, but man whenever I see him in an interview he has me cracking up. He was on Leno last week and he was doing this Jeff Goldblum impersonation that was funny as shit and so true. Let me see if I can find some You Tubez.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:03:21 PM CST

    Jeff Goldblum is from Pittsburgh!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Hollywood Fred.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:10:52 PM CST

    Lost Jarv

    by laserpants

    Requiem is hilarious (unintentionally) and ridiculous, but I LOVE the soundtrack and it admittedly has some great imagery. Basically just fast forward to the last 20 minutes and experience it as a kind of extended music kronos quartet video.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:27:54 PM CST

    Yeah

    by series7

    Clint Mansell is the master of the movie trailer soundtrack.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:39:40 PM CST

    Gonna be watching

    by series7

    Cockhand tonight. See what Peter can do. Though I may get bashed for saying this ever clip of Meet Dave makes me want to see that stupid movie. I don't know what to do, especially since I just found its on the DVD's.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:40:06 PM CST

    Mirrors Edge

    by series7

    Doesn't that game look awesome? Fucking useless Wii.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:43:44 PM CST

    Its pretty amazing

    by series7

    looking at all the names involved with the Harry's Potter series. Its like a who's who's of great British Actors. How come they can't find something for Micheal Caine to do? That blimy bloke will do anything.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:48:32 PM CST

    IS ANYBODY OUT THERE!

    by series7

    ANYONE AT ALL? Can you hear me? OR ME? Hahahahaha anyone remember that classic song from the Ren And Stimpy CD Radio Daze? That thing was awesome.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:49:38 PM CST

    Interview with a Vampire

    by series7

    I need to see that movie. In case you didn't know November is a classic month for Vampire movies. Does anyone like Dracula: Dead and Loving It? No, good. Didn't think so.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:50:23 PM CST

    Hello, Series

    by mavra chang

    I hear you. How ya doing?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:52:00 PM CST

    WHOLLY POOPINSNACKS!!!

    by series7

    Rocko's Modern Life is out on DVD. Fuck yeah. Ohhh I'm nervous, I'm nervous.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:52:47 PM CST

    Sunday School Musical

    by series7

    Hahahaha thats a movie thats a Christian rip off of HSM. Fucking christian movies, lame.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:52:57 PM CST

    Dracula Dead and Loving It sucked (sorry, Mel)

    by mavra chang

    However, Love At First Bite was hilarious. Arte Johnson as Renfield wasda bomb. I do a great impersonation of his Renfield laugh. I'm not a bat...I'm a black chicken." George Hamilton's drunk Drac was a scream.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:54:24 PM CST

    What are you nervous about?

    by mavra chang

    Rocko makes you nervous? He wasn't that intimidating.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:56:43 PM CST

    Anaconda 3

    by series7

    Hahahaha just saw a clip of it. How does that movie have worst special effects then Anaconda 1? Anaconda 1 what a fucking great movie. That scene where the snake regergatates Jon Voight, probably the highlight of his career. Classic Voight I tell yeah.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:57:19 PM CST

    I just watch on TNT Series.

    by chittychittygangbang

    Like chatting with an old friend everyday.
    New stuff is lagging in quality.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:58:02 PM CST

    Love at First Bite great Dracula movie

    by xiphos_2

    Starring George "The Pimpmiester" Hamilton as the count.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:58:06 PM CST

    Christian kid's shows

    by mavra chang

    I remember a seriously lame one called "Time For Timothy". I think modernizing our area with cable finally sent it to a merciful end.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:59:33 PM CST

    dont forget voight's wink series

    by chittychittygangbang

    that made it classic. classic i tell ya!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 9:59:51 PM CST

    I see Mav already noted the sublime LAFB

    by xiphos_2

    Mav has refined tastes.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:00:22 PM CST

    NOOO!!!

    by series7

    You don't remember the turtle from Rocko??? He'd always said, I'm nervous. I'm doing a great impression of it right now mind you.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:01:11 PM CST

    George Hamilton is so underrated

    by mavra chang

    He can really do comedy. His Dracula and his Zorro are classics. There's a matchup for Kungfu's list: GH Drac vs. GH Zorro vs. GH Gay Zorro...call it a cape off.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:01:28 PM CST

    Awww man

    by series7

    The wink, fucking made that scene. WHY DON'T I OWN THAT MOVIE! Ice Cube has never been more on in a movie. I think that was J Lo's only movie and has anyone seen Eric Stolz since?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:02:31 PM CST

    Sorry, Series

    by mavra chang

    I only saw Rocko on rare occasions. My turtles were teenage ninjas.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:03:34 PM CST

    Damn I thought this convo

    by series7

    Was dead tonight so I started House. House is the sort of problem solver show that you kind of have to pay attention to.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:05:12 PM CST

    Chitty, Xiphos, hear that?

    by mavra chang

    He calls for attention, we answer the cry, then he wants to ditch us for tv. For shame. Tsk, tsk.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:05:24 PM CST

    Well Marv you should check out Filburt

    by series7

    He's got his own Wickipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filburt_Turtle

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:06:02 PM CST

    Do you guys watch Casa?

    by series7

  • Nov 25, 2008 10:07:17 PM CST

    Damn

    by series7

    Doug is on the DVD's as well. Let me see if Ahhhhh!!! Real Monsters is. Which after having seen Nightmare Before Christmas I realize is almost a complete rip off of sorts.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:09:25 PM CST

    Nope

    by series7

    No Ahhh Real Monsters. But Secret World of Alex Mack (whatever happened to that actress after 10 things?) and Are You Afraid of the Dark are available.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:10:35 PM CST

    Filburt...interesting

    by mavra chang

    Though nothing shown on a children's network should be able to be compared to Woody Allen. Just wrong on so many levels.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:11:22 PM CST

    Has anyone

    by series7

    Seen that give a labtop and some kid in a third world country gets a labtop commercial? One question, WHY?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:13:01 PM CST

    Yeah

    by series7

    Rocko added with Ren and Stimpy I think did a lot of fuck up my childhood. You know there is this awesome book about the evolution of Nicktoons. Ren and Stimpy was the first one even though it was an MTV cartoon first. Did anyone see the Ren and Stimpy return on Spike TV? They were god awful. So bad I didn't even watch all of the episodes just sent it back to the Net.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:13:36 PM CST

    Haven't seen House

    by mavra chang

    I am mostly avoiding tv until Lost returns. I was watching Bolt earlier on here, but it was removed about 3/4 through. Maybe I'll be able to see the ending later this week.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:14:38 PM CST

    This should be on your christmas wish list

    by series7

    If you grew up watching these shows over and over again. Its really cool, I spent like an hour at Barnes and Noble looking as it. http://www.amazon.com/Not-Just-Cartoons-Jerry-Beck/dp/1595910433/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1227672809&sr=8-2 And yes there is like slime on the cover.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:15:41 PM CST

    Awww come on Marv

    by series7

    You couldn't shall out the 10 peso's to see Bolt in 3-D? If you haven't seen this new style of 3-D you are missing out. That's how I'm gonna see the Twilight killer....er.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:17:16 PM CST

    Damn

    by series7

    My spelling is fucking terrible. shell* and at* and probably a lot more that I can't find. I always hated in school writing papers were teachers would be like you need to edit your own work, ummmmmm what author ever edits their own work? That is what an editor is for.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:17:43 PM CST

    The laptop deal

    by mavra chang

    Supposed to be a way to promote technology and literacy for underprivileged kids, give them a chance to get an education and eventually escape from poverty.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:19:30 PM CST

    Yeah but whats to stop

    by series7

    Them from just pawning it off for money? Or having them get beaten up and it stolen?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:21:29 PM CST

    If I go see a cartoon at the theater

    by mavra chang

    It's gonna cost me way more than that. No way I could justify going to see something like that without taking at least 3 kids with me. I'm not that wealthy.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:22:53 PM CST

    There are no guarantees, but

    by mavra chang

    I don't know if they take the laptops home. I was under the impression that they were kept at school locations.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:23:10 PM CST

    Series7

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I like how you keep it real and admit to being excited about stuff like Transporter 3. I thought I was the only one on here not trying to sound intelligent by only being excited by intellectual films.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:24:39 PM CST

    I fucking love Rocko's Modern Life.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    It was probably the best cartoon ever in my opinion. Either that our Doug. Fuck Nickelodeon used to be the shit.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:25:05 PM CST

    There are people on here trying to sound intelligent?

    by mavra chang

    Damn...I'm in the wrong talkback!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:28:07 PM CST

    Yeah Nicktoons

    by series7

    Suck now. Yeah Spongebob is good, I even liked the movie. But that one show like Rocket Power sucked, and the contining Rugrats sucks. I did however liked The Wild Thornberrys. Did not like the first Rugrats cartoon, but I appreciate it for what it was, the first NON disney releated movie to break $100 million box office ever. Though I think that awful Dreamworks movie Prince of Egypt did it as well in the same year. Anyone seen the other Rugrats movies.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:29:48 PM CST

    Danny

    by series7

    Yeah man I could sit down and watch Transporter 3 and then theater hope right over to Doubt and not miss a beat. I don't think I've missed a Transporter movie in theaters and I don't plan to start. Those movies play a hell of a lot better in theaters, as I find most movies do. I think all and all the only movies that play just as good as home as in the theater are cartoons.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:31:20 PM CST

    I regret to admit to having seen several Rugrats movies

    by mavra chang

    And Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Oddparents. Now I am going to go bash in my head with my remote to drive that knowledge out of my head.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:31:58 PM CST

    Transporter movies make my balls swell....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...there are just ridiculous fun. I like action movies that make me smile. Wild Thornberrys was a very cool premise for a show. But fuck man...Nickelodeon was the shit in that era. I used to fucking love Are You Afraid of the Dark? and Legends of the hidden temple. Bad ass.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:32:20 PM CST

    Rocko was such an amazing show

    by series7

    The creators had another show on Cartoon Network...another channel with amazing cartoons that now suck. I watched one episode and didn't like it. Powerpuff Girls, Secret Agent Squirrel, Two Stupid Dogs, Dexters Laborotory and Dumb and Dumber (I liked that cartoon) all rocked. The Powerpuff movie was fucking violent as hell. I think after the Samurai show CN shows went downhill, I never saw the Samurai show but I have the initial episode on DVD. I've heard its pretty good though.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:32:35 PM CST

    how's this for sounding intelligent

    by the milf lover

    RUN! BITCH RUN! trailer:

    http://tinyurl.com/64sa65


    looks like the kind of movie this site should be promoting instead of shit like Twilight....

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:32:44 PM CST

    Jimmy Neutron movie was good.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I really like the surf guitar score.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:33:32 PM CST

    Legends of the hidden temple

    by series7

    That show was awesome, but like what maybe 2 teams actually won? That was the hardest final round ever on a show.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:34:18 PM CST

    Jimmy Neutron movie was good!!!

    by series7

    Yeah I forget about that! I actually saw that in theaters because I was bored and really liked it. I've seen a couple of the shows and its not half bad.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:35:08 PM CST

    Mavra

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Sometimes it gets annoying when TB'ers attack you for saying you're excited for something like Transporter or Punisher, and then proceed to shove shit like Let The Right One In down my throat. I mean thats fine.....but it just feels like people try to sound all uppity with their film tastes sometimes.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:35:44 PM CST

    Man last movie link

    by series7

    I clicked on from you guys fucked my computer up! Thanks Echo! But whatever this POS is 4 years old and never had virus protection, so it can take anything.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:36:15 PM CST

    Hidden Temple

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    It was very hard. And the prize was shitty. Like a weekend at a science camp or something. Hehehe.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:36:56 PM CST

    Milf...that was too funny

    by mavra chang

    That guy should announce all movies.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:38:15 PM CST

    Danny

    by series7

    Transporter or Punisher? Which one you do you want to see more? For me its Transporter. Punisher just isn't doing it for me, and after reading the comic Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe and seeing what Ennis has done with Punisher I just don't think they can do him justice. Granted I've not read the Marvel Knights comic its based on. Plus the trailers just aren't doing it for me. Nor the fact that I've yet to see Green Street Hooligans. Even though I had a copy way before it came out in America and a bunch of my buddies watched it on my computer during a road trip and always talk about how much they liked it and always forget that I never saw it.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:40:42 PM CST

    MILF

    by series7

    Awesome trailer. I'd see that on the big screen.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:40:49 PM CST

    Series

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I'm more excited for Punisher. I have faith this thing will rock. I like what I've seen. The crazy Dick Tracy color scheme is interesting and the main dude looks cool in the role. Though I think it was a major fuck up to lose Tom Jane. The first film was pretty weak, but Jane was awesome in the role. But I'm seeing Transporter this week. I get a boner for anything Jason Statham or Luc Besson related.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:41:18 PM CST

    and here's another one

    by the milf lover

    for Bitch Slap:

    http://tinyurl.com/5vt47f

    this one's from Twitch so he might just add it in his next post, but what the hell.... it's got Hercules and Xena in it..

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:41:31 PM CST

    Danny

    by mavra chang

    As a fan of the long lost "USA's Up All Night" schlock movies, I could never claim to have uppity film taste. Even though I did like LTROI, I would not diss you for not liking it. If we all had the exact same opinions on movies, there wouldn't anything to talk about here.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:41:49 PM CST

    milf

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    how long have you been around here?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:42:18 PM CST

    FUCK DANNYGLOVERS DICKHEAD

    by series7

    Fuck him in his stupid face. I'm so sick of seeing his name. Alden is right and Dickhead is not clever. ~I am the Terminator Damn Danny what did you do?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:43:11 PM CST

    I'm more excited for Transporter

    by the milf lover

    big Statham fan, but I'll probably still see Punisher anyway. I'm just annoyed Tom Jane isnt back.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:44:28 PM CST

    Punisher

    by series7

    Yeah I liked Jane in the role. I really dug the posters for Punisher though. I will probably check it in theaters, but hopefully its fucking crazy. I mean Punisher became cool again in comics because he killed everyone. Captain America, Wolverine even Spiderman.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:45:50 PM CST

    how long what?

    by the milf lover

    you mean today? On and off between doing other stuff.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:46:01 PM CST

    After seeing Hulk 2: Angry Lee's Revenge

    by series7

    I do wish Louise had stayed with the Transporter series. Hulk was fine and all, but it wasn't anything special, neither was Ironman for that. Who says that Matt Damon will be Captain America?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:46:12 PM CST

    Series

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Thats what happens when you say Avatar will bomb. Try it sometime. I guarantee you will get the same reaction. Its getting kinda old being so hated. :(

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:46:20 PM CST

    I want to see the Punisher and Transporter

    by xiphos_2

    They both look like they could be fun and goofy fun at that. Transporter 2 was so off the charts with the nuttiness that if you didn't crack a smile, you are one miserable motherfucker.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:46:28 PM CST

    how long

    by series7

    is a China man. AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:46:51 PM CST

    milf

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    No. On the site...how long you been around?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:47:31 PM CST

    RUN BITCH RUN!!

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Holy shit. I just watched that shit. Fucking awesome. I'm not usually into that exploitation shit, but that looks kick ass. I LOVE THE HOLY BITCHES!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:48:46 PM CST

    Not gonna lie

    by series7

    As far as Mr. September goes I am really digging the stuff I've seen coming from Crank 2. Even if that one review of Game a while back is true, hopefully they can get it back together with Crank. I will be pissed if they mess up an opportunity to make Dexter an awesome villain.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:48:59 PM CST

    Did you guys see that highlight reel for Punisher?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    The thing they showed at comic con with that shitty metal music and endless violence? Fuck me that shit looked awesome. Punisher punches through some guy's fucking face and it explodes in red jelly. Thats the shit. RUN BITCH RUN!!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:49:44 PM CST

    Raise your hands if you hate Danny

    by mavra chang

    I see no hands raised, therefore Danny is cool by us. End of story. Quit moping and give the haters hell.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:50:05 PM CST

    Anyone seen Deathrace?

    by series7

    I'm still mad I didn't see it in theaters. Wish I had. blah blah blah Paul Anderson AVP BS, Death Race looked sweet.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:51:10 PM CST

    Mavra

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I'm not dissing LTROI at all. I'm pumped for Australia, how much more gay and uppity can I get? I'm just saying it gets on my nerves when the fun action films are looked down on. Personally films like Transporter are some of my fondest theater experiences.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:51:55 PM CST

    Terry Crews is in Game

    by series7

    He is awesome. He needs more roles.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:52:11 PM CST

    House is a damn good show

    by xiphos_2

    i've been rewatching previous seasons lately, I really dig that show.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:53:16 PM CST

    Mavra.....you don't know what its like. Its hard.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I was despised for years in High School because it was a proven fact I had the largest penis. You think its a gift. And then you come to realize its sadly a curse. No female will get near it. It terrifies them. Sometimes I wish I could just do something about this.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:54:36 PM CST

    I registered in the spring

    by the milf lover

    When I finally got internet last year, it became one of my regular spots. I only registered this spring once I realised how crazy the talkbacks were, I wasnt paying attention to them much at first. Started with the random posts here and there and slowly got around.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:55:32 PM CST

    I'd like to see The Machine Girl on a big screen

    by mavra chang

    Can you imagine that? THAT would be fun!I wanted so bad to see Grindhouse that way, too. So disappointed! Yes, the theater was made for the fun action films. Anyone seen the trailer for "Blood on the Highway"?. Looks like some schlocky fun there, for certain.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:57:05 PM CST

    milf

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Awwww. I see. You've been a welcome addition to our crew.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 10:59:11 PM CST

    Poor Danny...cursed and envied and feared

    by mavra chang

    And denied a chance to be a movie star because they couldn't even fit him on a widescreen. Danny's dick in 3-D, the most terrifying thing you'll ever see coming at you.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:00:31 PM CST

    DGDB

    by series7

    AAAAaahahahahaaha

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:01:06 PM CST

    Maybe you have better luck

    by mavra chang

    If you'd trim the pubic hair. Just sayin...

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:02:04 PM CST

    POOR DICKHEAD

    by i am the terminator

    spamming ass that he is. What's the matter, DICKHEAD? Someone tells you to fuck off for a change and you can't handle it? cocklicker.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:03:15 PM CST

    Sic him, Danny

    by mavra chang

    Now's the time to use the 3-D action.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:03:17 PM CST

    you see the "DICKBLOOD" in my name.....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ....is actually symbolic for tears, not blood. Its as if my penis were crying out in anguish as thousands of females were suddenly silenced with one thrust.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:04:08 PM CST

    I am the Terminator = COUGHLINS LAWS

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 11:05:36 PM CST

    someone tells me to fuck off for a change?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I've been told to fuck off more than my mother told me she loved me.
    And mean words might mean something coming from someone with taste. But I guy named after James Cameron movie. I dunno man.....you words don't carry much weight.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:06:35 PM CST

    I am the Terminator

    by series7

    Hahahahaha he found us. He's stalking you Dickblood.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:09:14 PM CST

    YOUR WORDS CARRY WEIGHT, DICKHEAD?

    by i am the terminator

    RIIGGGHTTT. the only taste you've got is the shit from your father's dick.Saying something like that is par the course for you though right you spamming ass?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:09:38 PM CST

    He heard about that massive penis

    by mavra chang

    He wants you, hair and all, and he's unstoppable.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:09:44 PM CST

    I love the stalkers.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I'm good to my fans, what can I say? Terminator is probably one of those guys that pops up as DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODS_FLUFFER once in awhile.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:10:13 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by series7

    I don't really care for rewatching House. But then again I don't really care for rewatching most TV shows, usually once is enough for me.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:10:48 PM CST

    DGDB make sure your doors and windows are locked

    by xiphos_2

    It seems like James Cameron is outside your house, in the bushes, jerking off.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:10:55 PM CST

    why does everyone put words in my mouth?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    You can look at almost any post where someone has attacked me, and they almost always misquote me or completely make shit up. I don't think my words mean shit. Neither do yours. Now kindly fuck off.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:11:27 PM CST

    OHHHHH god

    by series7

    I'm gonna try Frank TV!!!! If I disappear, its because I took drill bit to my head.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:12:26 PM CST

    NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

    by i am the terminator

    way to mail it in.Fuck off yourself you spamming ass.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:13:05 PM CST

    I rememeber on one thread

    by series7

    There was like DGDB Uncle/Father/Son/Cousin Twice removed.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:13:15 PM CST

    I am the Terminator, you are boring.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 11:13:57 PM CST

    Hmmmm, he seems to be particulary fond of your ass

    by mavra chang

    Perhaps he's into tossing salad?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:14:06 PM CST

    Series7

    by xiphos_2

    My access to new stuff is somewhat limited so I take what I can get. The cool thing about TV on DVD is that you get usually get four episodes per disk.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:14:10 PM CST

    which TB is thisTerminator douche from?

    by the milf lover

    I'd like to see what would make him track you all the way over here....

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:15:09 PM CST

    yeah the Dick Blood son was weird.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    He called me Daddy and kept following me around asking if we were gonna get to spend more time together soon. Poor guy. Maybe thats Terminator. I guess I should treat my kids better. Its time to step up and become a man.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:15:31 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by series7

    That is true. I remember being stuck with no tv and renting dvd shows. Freaks and Geeks was a great show for that.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:16:07 PM CST

    Danny, Terminator tiff is over here too?

    by chittychittygangbang

    *opening another ale*

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:16:32 PM CST

    milf.....Star Trek TB the #1.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I dunno. Check it out. Its bizarre. I had no direct exchange with him. I was just trashing Cameron all day and then I got off work and came back on about an hour ago and find this guy calling me out. Weird.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:17:27 PM CST

    Hell yeah Chitty....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 11:18:02 PM CST

    I am the Terminator's Cock Ring

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Do you prefer bacon bits or croutons on the crack of my ass?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:18:39 PM CST

    I was in there too today

    by the milf lover

    and didnt see anything going on between you two, i'll go look at the recent posts...

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:18:48 PM CST

    Yeah the quote I put was from

    by series7

    The Downy Jr. Quote TB.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:21:06 PM CST

    So Danny your "spamming" was posting in a TB?

    by xiphos_2

    Then aren't we all guilty of that?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:21:14 PM CST

    He brings his own dressing

    by mavra chang

    Looks like ranch, but has an odd smell.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:22:41 PM CST

    Spam spam spam spam spam

    by mavra chang

    Lovely spam, wonderful spam! Shut up! Stupid vikings.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:23:34 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I would think so. People go fucking insane on this site if you trash Cameron. Its proven fact. It makes people tear their fucking lips off. Some other guy on the Downey TB called me out saying he was fishing for me to say something clever. What the fuck?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:25:09 PM CST

    maybe its because of that stupid fucking Pineapple Express comme

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ....did you guys hear about that? Apparently someone name drops me again. When the comic con and Conan thing dropped people were attacking me left and right for no fucking reason. Its weird-- outside of our crew people seem to get all aggressive about that shit.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:25:59 PM CST

    I just ripped my penis off

    by series7

    After hearing negative things said about James.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:26:29 PM CST

    they're just leeching off the Dickblood fame

    by the milf lover

    since you've apparently been mentioned in the Pineapple commentary by Apatow...
    losers need to find their own schtick instead...

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:27:09 PM CST

    Series7

    by i am the terminator

    i saw Alden's post in the Downey Jr. story and agreed. DICKHEAD is a moron. That's all.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:27:14 PM CST

    Attention DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD foes

    by chittychittygangbang

    Do I agree with everything Danny says?
    Of course not, but I will have to say he is more misquoted than a politician in an election year.
    It seems every other day someone calls him out on something. But what most need to understand is that when we give a statement on here, it can be reread by just scrolling up.
    So when you say that he is saying this or that, just read what he said earlier and be prepared to give a reason to why you think he is wrong. Remember, we can easily revisit what we wrote and back it up.
    Just because he stands up for his views and holds steady to them seems to make him more of a target.
    Strange.
    I would rather meet a person that stands up for what he says and can back it up than a wafering dolt that wants to start a war of words that seem to meander across the talkbacks until it finds a few fistfucking sheep that agree.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:27:34 PM CST

    milf

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Weird. We posted that at the same time. It was in the Star Trek TB that the dude originally told me about it.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:27:36 PM CST

    I saw Pineapple express

    by series7

    Don't remember your name being said? That movie was pretty funny though.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:28:37 PM CST

    It's like those old westerns

    by mavra chang

    The up-and-coming gunslingers want to challenge the more notorious one to make a name for themselves. No other real reason. Guess these guys have Dickblood envy. Maybe this was one of the people you went to high school with.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:28:54 PM CST

    and one minute too late to post....

    by the milf lover

    makes me sound like a dumbass haha

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:29:02 PM CST

    thank you brother Chitty.....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...I too have been searching for those fist-fucking sheep all my years on this planet. I have yet to find them. Some say they don't exist.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:30:01 PM CST

    series

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I guess on the commentary. I haven't seen it.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:30:45 PM CST

    I don't like Cameron enough to self mutilate

    by xiphos_2

    Although I did want to rip out my eyes during Titanic. As a matter of fact, I can't think of one actor, director, movie or TV show that I would self mutilate for. I can't think of anything I would do that for.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:34:11 PM CST

    I was jerking off when I wrote that Danny

    by chittychittygangbang

    I had to go back and erase about 271 periods after the word agree due to my body-clinching orgasm.
    Sorry.............................................................Damn,not again.Sorry.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:34:57 PM CST

    Commentary

    by series7

    I seriously never watch those. I hate how they are on everything now. I remember when I used to watch everything on a DVD. Now I only watch a very few things.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:36:15 PM CST

    Chitty, now that you've started working again....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...did the skin on your dick have a chance to grow back?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:36:58 PM CST

    I am waiting on a commentary about a commentary

    by chittychittygangbang

    Imagine the director, star and producer talking about their comments they commented about for a movie.
    My head hurts now.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:38:26 PM CST

    have you ever heard commentary on a porn?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I've heard a few. And they always seem to be eating while they speak. Which just makes it sound so much more nasty. "This girl right here.....she was great. Very professional, always on time. She really knew how to suck a dick. We're really good friends."

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:39:19 PM CST

    Chitty

    by xiphos_2

    You want to see a commantary on a commentary? get some friends drunk and put the commentary on. Comedy gold!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:40:00 PM CST

    Barely Danny

    by chittychittygangbang

    It was getting to the point that my dick looked like Rocky's face after his second fight with Apollo Creed.
    Also, it took about six gallons of Drano to clear the dried jizz from my shower's drain.
    Looked like a silver-crusted version of Carlsbad Caverns in there.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:41:06 PM CST

    thats true Xiphos....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...trying to seriously dissect a dramatic film while completely shit-faced is great fun. I usually end up in the bathroom rubbing on out for some reason. Last one we did was Lorenzo's Oil. Fucking hilarious after a few glasses of Sailor Jerry.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:41:47 PM CST

    And Chitty's other wrist is sore

    by mavra chang

    From being stuck in the sunroof so much.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:41:52 PM CST

    Chitty

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    After it fully heals, its going to look like Mickey Rourke's face.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:42:18 PM CST

    Damnit

    by series7

    Can't find where I put my cockhand!

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:42:34 PM CST

    I've never listened to a movie commentary

    by the milf lover

    and the few times I've tried, I didnt last long. I cant be bothered with that, I barely have enough time to watch the actual movies...

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:42:42 PM CST

    Agreed Xi

    by chittychittygangbang

    I will put commentary on and get friends drunk and film us commenting on it.
    Then do it a few more times with the same film until I have the commentary equivalent of facing two mirrors together and looking in.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:43:44 PM CST

    There are commentaries on Pornos?

    by xiphos_2

    Now that I need to hear.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:44:32 PM CST

    I listen to commentary when I'm doing shit....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...putting something together or cleaning. Its oddly calming to me. Some people are fucking annoying, but some are very comforting. Tony Scott. Fuck....that guy sounds like he is reading you a bedtime story on the Man On Fire commentary. Just a soft, sweet British voice.....
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:45:13 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Older ones....like some of the first on DVD. I think they felt the need to take full advantage of the digital format. Check them out. They are fucking hilarious.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:46:56 PM CST

    Everbody have a good night

    by xiphos_2

    The man is telling me I gots to work. The funny thing is that I'm the man right now, so in essence I'm talking to myself. Have a good one folks.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:47:22 PM CST

    Yep, I have first case of cauliflower dick

    by chittychittygangbang

    You never come back from that.
    One to many dry fires as I screamed the curses of umemployment while bracing my other hand on the shower wall, mandatory orgasm tiptoe effect barely providing the stable traction on soap-covered tile.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:47:26 PM CST

    peace Xiphos....stay up playa'

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 25, 2008 11:47:26 PM CST

    oh, porn commentary?

    by the milf lover

    I did listen to the Pirates porn commentary, it was really lame actually so I kept skipping parts of it. Other than Janine complaining about her ass getting too big as she gets older, there really was nothing insightful or informative about doing porn. And I thought the director having his voice 'modified' so we dont recognize him... that was stupid.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:47:52 PM CST

    Goodnight, Xiphos

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 25, 2008 11:48:37 PM CST

    tip toe effect? hahahaha......

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Its like that poor fuck in American Beauty. "My day is down-hill from here."

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:51:24 PM CST

    If you fall in the shower

    by mavra chang

    While masturbating, do you get a cumcussion?

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:51:31 PM CST

    Yeah i barely

    by series7

    Have time to watch the movies I want to see. That is why I wonder when Harry says, I've seen it five times already when talking about the just released There Will Be Blood dvd.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:51:53 PM CST

    alright ladies, gents, countrymen, Russians.....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    .....see you tomorrow. Have a nice night. And please....everyone, orgasm at least once tonight. Self inflicted....even better. At least you know how to do it right. Good night.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:52:44 PM CST

    Goodnight, Danny

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 25, 2008 11:53:43 PM CST

    series7....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Fuck man, Harry was talking about his projector recently on one of his DVD columns and I forget the hours he put on that thing in a year. He said he only uses it for films, not tv. But anyway, I figured out the average, and it was something insane like between 7 or 8 films per day. Per fucking day!! Jesus Christ. Okay. Good night.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:55:04 PM CST

    You know what Danny?

    by chittychittygangbang

    Everyone will have great orgasm tonight whether they admit it or not.
    Mine will come (cum?) in the morning shower, maybe with a slick soap-covered finger up my ass as well.

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  • Nov 25, 2008 11:58:49 PM CST

    Goodnight all.

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 26, 2008 12:00:49 AM CST

    Chitty

    by odo19

    I seem to remember the Farrely Brothers making a commentary to their previous commentary on the latest edition of There's Something About Mary. I may be remembering it wrong though.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 12:00:55 AM CST

    Night Mav. Night Danny. Night John Boy.

    by chittychittygangbang

  • Nov 26, 2008 12:05:05 AM CST

    night everyone

    by the milf lover

  • Nov 26, 2008 12:05:12 AM CST

    Good gosh odo19

    by chittychittygangbang

    This is getting out of hand.
    Before you know it, you will have special commentary editions that comment on the comments made in the previous commentary.
    This is like The Department of Redundacy Department.
    I do like some commentary, but it is the best when they are just fucking around and giving funny quotes about shit they went through.
    When they take it serious it just seems to be a choreto listen to.
    Maybe that should be a menu option: "Serious Commentary" or "Laid Back Commentary"

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  • Nov 26, 2008 12:41:18 AM CST

    Good night

    by series7

    Happy commentarying.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:12:42 AM CST

    Dragon Dynasty commentaries are the best

    by kungfuhustler84

    I think the RZA did a commentary on the 36th Chamber of Shaolin. It's pretty cool shit. I used to listen to way more commentaries. I remember Del Toro's in Blade 2. He opens and closes the commentary while getting very excited about the editing of a specific semen stain he wanted in the film, and I guess fought the Hollywood machine to have it stay in the film. I guess he was really proud of that.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:51:55 AM CST

    it is beer the fuck oclock.

    by chipps

    aahhhhahahhhhh

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:05:26 AM CST

    anybody ever go to taco time

    by kungfuhustler84

    crispy taco time burrito + beer + Cowboy Bebop on DVD = BLISS

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:10:19 AM CST

    It is strange

    by lost jarv

    the amount of people that misquote Danny. It isn't hard to put in what he actually writes. Like the amount of people that threaten me with physical violence. It's very odd.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:13:37 AM CST

    I'm so jealous of chipps

    by lost jarv

    Even though it's only 9.15 here, I wish it was beer o'clock.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:17:28 AM CST

    You know there's about 4 posters

    by lost jarv

    calling Danny out in that Downy thread. Weird, where did all the hatred come from?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:19:11 AM CST

    Thanksgiving tomorrow.

    by lost jarv

    Mrs. Jarv is going to attempt to cook starting tonight. Not one of her special skills.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:22:46 AM CST

    then Friday thank fuck

    by lost jarv

    then the weekend where I get to watch England get thrashed by New Zealand. I wouldn't bother, but I've decided it's kind of like a car crash and many beers will soften the blow.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:47:11 AM CST

    Paulie is beaten

    by lost jarv

    thanks guys. What a loser. I've posted a bit more nasty shit, so may receive the ban hammer

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:24:12 AM CST

    Jarv

    by xiphos_2

    It looks like on Thrusday it will probably be you and I talking.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:31:12 AM CST

    Chipps when exactly is it not drinking time for you?

    by xiphos_2

    Is there an actual time or does it float around?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:40:00 AM CST

    That's true.

    by lost jarv

    Everyone will be doing family things. Except for Mrs. Jarv, who will be doing unspeakable things to a turkey in the alleged name of cooking.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:41:58 AM CST

    and by the way

    by lost jarv

    She was talking about putting marshmallows and cornflakes on top of yams yesterday. This has me deeply nervous as it sounds horrendous. Is she making this up?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:38:02 AM CST

    morning all...go to Mori's Milk review..

    by jonah echo

    It appears the muckity mucks decided to take a page from our book, or mock us, or they just lost their minds. Whatever it is, I like it.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:38:37 AM CST

    That oven it's not gas is it?

    by xiphos_2

    If it's gas that broken door might be a problem, just saying.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:44:05 AM CST

    No- you're not allowed gas in our building

    by lost jarv

    It's electric.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:45:36 AM CST

    the cornflakes yam marshmallow thing

    by jonah echo

    is certainly not made up, and more disturbing yet, is it is actually delicious.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:47:17 AM CST

    Jarv..

    by jonah echo

    you look at that Mori post yet? Harry and gang deluged the whole thing with black boxes and kept deleting any regular posts that cropped up.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:51:31 AM CST

    Sounds unspeakable

    by lost jarv

  • Nov 26, 2008 5:52:18 AM CST

    Saw it

    by lost jarv

    Cheeky bastards. They're actually deleting posts between. I wish I could do that....

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:53:29 AM CST

    re- Yams

    by lost jarv

    Right, ok, given that it actually exists, what I want to know is: What fucking pervert looked at root vegetable and thought "You know what this really, needs? Breakfast cereal and gooey tooth decay."

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:55:42 AM CST

    it had to be the native americans Jarv..had to be..

    by jonah echo

    kidding of course..

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:07:53 AM CST

    I'm trying to find the speech about thanksgiving

    by lost jarv

    made by Wednesday in Addams Family values. I'm getting it printed and put on place cards. That'll go down well with the ex-pat Americans.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 7:02:02 AM CST

    Terminator poster= shittest/ stupidest piece of marketing ever

    by lost jarv

    When you call a film "Salvation" you can't possibly fucking sell it with some sort of stupid end of the world strapline (that was blatantly picked because it sounds cool) that contradicts the fucking title of the movie. EPIC FAIL.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 7:41:57 AM CST

    But T4 Will Still Be Better Than T2: We Wuv Woo Robodaddy

    by laserpants

    Search your oozee nein milluhmeetuh, you know it to be true. James Cameron made two good movies -- T1 and Aliens. All the rest? Shit.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 8:44:49 AM CST

    Laserpants

    by lost jarv

    You have strange taste- Requiem is "laughably bad", there are no redeeming features to T2 and that dreadful piece of shit Hostel is a work of genius. You're a strange monkey.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 8:45:47 AM CST

    The Abyss is good

    by lost jarv

    there's some fun to be had from True Lies. Titanic is shit, no question about it.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:05:23 AM CST

    Rourke will be nominated for Best Actor, but Ledger will...

    by leafar the lost

    ...win it. There is no fucking way that Heath Ledger will not win it, and I hope Michelle Williams goes up on stage to accept it for him. There will not be a dry eye in the place. HOWEVER, do not allow the Olsen Twin-Whores anywhere near the Oscars that night. We all know who got Heath Ledger killed.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:09:40 AM CST

    Lost Jarv... In case you still need it.

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:19:25 AM CST

    Great, Thanks.

    by lost jarv

    I have been too lazy to look for it.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:19:57 AM CST

    Xiphos

    by mavra chang

    I'll be around here on Thursday. Half my family (including me) works on the holiday, so we aren't doing ours til the weekend. Catch ya later.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:22:44 AM CST

    No worries. I'm bored at work...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    so i have to find ways of entertaining myself.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:35:25 AM CST

    I know the feeling

    by lost jarv

    I'm only on here at work. Have you had the cornflake yam thingy?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:40:27 AM CST

    Why is everyone suddenly jumping on board....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...with the Cameron hate? I used to be a one man gig. Now I got friends in that department. YES!!
    And what TB is that Jonah with all the black boxes?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:41:11 AM CST

    Leafar the Lost

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Wouldn't Ledger be Supporting Actor?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:41:57 AM CST

    and Jarv...

    by dannyglovers_dickblood


    I would love to watch a webcam broadcast of Mrs. Jarv ravaging that turkey carcass. As long as she is wearing an American flag two piece.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:43:57 AM CST

    Never heard of the yam thing.

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Good luck with that. Sounds Mrs Jarv's a hell of a cook.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:46:40 AM CST

    Ledger will win supporting actor...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    I'd love to see Rourke get best actor, but Penn's getting great reviews. Could go down to the wire.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:47:46 AM CST

    I don't think Ledger will win...

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...he may not even be nominated.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:48:48 AM CST

    Mickey Rourke should have played John Connor in T4.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 26, 2008 9:51:04 AM CST

    Mrs. Jarv's American 2 piece is at the cleaners

    by lost jarv

    I was aiming for Indian costume, but she is being most unreasonable. Something about too many places that she can burn herself.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:52:39 AM CST

    Really? Hollywood just loves their...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    feelgood stories. I think he'll win because A) it's their only chance to give him one, B) they'd fucking love it for Michelle Whateverhernameis to get up and blubber about how great a guy he was and C) The actors in the audience will all want to get their mug on tv blubbering in response to B).

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:52:59 AM CST

    haha...you guys see Hobo in the Transporter TB....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Tell Massa to shut the fuck up because he was bitching about Frank Martin turning down perfectly good pussy. Pretty funny exchange, arguing about whether or not characters should cherish the twat or say, "Bitch....step back."

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:53:58 AM CST

    Mickey Rourke should've played...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Incredible Hulk to Nortons Bruce Banner. Save a shitload on CGI.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:55:21 AM CST

    Yeah, saw that...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    and massa conceded the point...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:56:09 AM CST

    Ledger will win best supporting

    by lost jarv

    Caine's on the Academy and he said so.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:56:55 AM CST

    Oh, and Ledger was pretty fucking good...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    as well. Thats another reason i think he'll win.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:02:43 AM CST

    I just don't see him winning.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Has nothing to do with how good he is. I think they may just not nominate him to save everyone the shock. Or they may nominate him and pull a Peter O'Toole, where they zoom into the face of the crowd in absolute shock/horror as they announce someone else the winner. I swear O'Toole looked like he was about do have a fucking stroke.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:03:03 AM CST

    That TB is weird

    by lost jarv

    It's all gone too highbrow. It puts me off the film. If I watch something with Jason Statham in it, then I want something stupid. I don't want to be thinking about artistic reasons for turning down poon.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:07:06 AM CST

    In the mongoloid world of Transporter...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    Frank Martin would do what all mongoloids do. Try to fuck anything that moves. Anything else is an insult to mongoloids.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:08:48 AM CST

    Hobo is very highbrow.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    He wants everything to be intelligent. Thats fine...but where is the fun in that? The Frank is gay argument is interesting.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:10:19 AM CST

    I used to think you were higbrow, Jarv....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...until I realized you are just very selective with brainless entertainment. Me....I enjoy almost all brainless action.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:11:20 AM CST

    Did you guys check this out?

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    http://tinyurl.com/64sa65

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:12:06 AM CST

    Massa is wrong anyway

    by lost jarv

    What happens when you fuck no matter how inappropriatly: SHoot 'Em Up

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:16:58 AM CST

    Depends. If I don't like something

    by lost jarv

    which can be for the most nebulous, arbitrary and unsupportable reasons, then I really hate it and will say so. But there is quite a high threshold for me liking stuff. Star Trek, for example, is a massive no-no as far as I'm concerned. Sadly, Mrs. Jarv likes Star Trek, so I have to keep the new one hidden. Luckily she hates JJ Abrams (MI3 was fucking horrid, it amazes me that people think it was good. I'd rather watch MI2, doves and all) and I hate the 2 dipshits that wrote it, so I stand a good chance at avoiding it.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:17:28 AM CST

    That link is blocked by my work...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    How dare they?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:20:27 AM CST

    and mine

    by lost jarv

    something about "tastelessness". Sounds a bit harsh.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:21:54 AM CST

    I_am_not_the_droid

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Watch it later. Its fucking hilarious. Its this trailer for this hardcore looking shitty as low budget crapped called RUN BITCH RUN!! The guy who does the voice over for the trailer is fucking golden.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:21:59 AM CST

    hilariously,

    by lost jarv

    Tastelessness doesn't cover me posting about Paulie boy's stalkerish perving in the Twilight TB.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:55:00 AM CST

    Baghead sounds cool

    by lost jarv

    But I don't like Blair Witch/ Cannibal Holocaust/ Diary of the Dead style shakey camera work

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  • Nov 26, 2008 12:06:57 PM CST

    Mavra

    by xiphos_2

    I will be bouncing in and out a bunch tomorrow, my job today and tomorrow is to cover for people when thier turn comes up for the video phone or to make phone calls home. I volunteered for this gig because I'm not married, don't have any kids,(knock on wood!) and don't have any family.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 12:33:29 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Thats good of you.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 12:48:14 PM CST

    Heath Ledger won't be nominated for best actor

    by series7

    Best supporting maybe. But Robert Downy Jr. will win it. His Tropic Thunder character much more memorable then Two Face. I'm sorry Two Face is cool and all, but its really not that hard to do crazy? I mean look shit Heath Ledger did it and he's not even a good actor.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 12:51:50 PM CST

    Sorry Joker.

    by series7

  • Nov 26, 2008 12:55:07 PM CST

    Whoa

    by series7

    That Milk talkback is crazy. Like all black boxes for the first 50 posts. I wonder went down in that storm.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:02:59 PM CST

    DAMNIT

    by series7

    Where is everyone I'm going to the comic store. With no money though so its kind of a wasted trip.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:22:10 PM CST

    Danny

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    It's balls deep in violence, blood, forbidden love and sex, sex, sex!RUN, BITCH, RUN!Genius.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:26:22 PM CST

    That was weird?

    by series7

    I don't remember even hitting any button. In fact ahhhhh haaaa I'm not even here I'm at the comic book store.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:39:35 PM CST

    Don't trust everything written in the black boxes today

    by mavra chang

    There's some really funky stuff written under Moriarty's and Harry's names in AMAD. It's thought that hackers have gotten into the system. Interesting...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:42:32 PM CST

    no way is it hackers

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    If anyone hacked the site they would do a hell of a lot more than just post goofy shit on one TB. They would have fucked up a ton of things.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:42:58 PM CST

    WHITE BITCHES, BLACK BITCHES, ASIAN BITCHES....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ....HOLY BITCHES, WE EVEN GOT BITCHES ON BITCHES!!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:43:54 PM CST

    Jarv

    by mavra chang

    I haven't heard of the cornflakes on the yams either. Crushed pecans, yes, but not cereal. Holiday foods are very regional, though. In my area, one of the most important side dishes for Thanksgiving (or Christmas)is homemade noodles cooked in the turkey broth, and I don't think people in any other state do that.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:46:13 PM CST

    Danny

    by mavra chang

    I don't know what it is, but there is some crazy shit posted to Quint allegedly from Harry on there. Maybe it's a gag of some sort.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:48:28 PM CST

    Someone named raw-bean said

    by mavra chang

    That there have been similar posts on other threads today and that some posts are disappearing, that was why hackers are suspected.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:51:58 PM CST

    Mavra

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I think they just called each other and thought it was be really funny to make TB'ers wonder. Its not very funny.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:55:00 PM CST

    I just looked at the Milk TB

    by mavra chang

    I hadn't been on here earlier, so I see no you already knew about the weird crap. Oh well...they haven't hit this thread yet. If they do, I guess we'll just take it in stride like with any other trolling.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 1:55:58 PM CST

    "so I see now"

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 26, 2008 1:57:57 PM CST

    Hackers?

    by therewolf

    Really? Wouldn't they post more bollocks than they have done? Seems a bit tame.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:00:07 PM CST

    Hello, Wolf

    by mavra chang

    Could be hackers, could be the mods just going insane, could be the hadron collider has finally started affecting the space/time continuum. Who knows? Wouldn't make much difference for this group...we're way crazier than them.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:02:20 PM CST

    Ain't dat de troof, Mav!

    by therewolf

    "Show me your nuts..."Hi, Mavra.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:06:16 PM CST

    And we can be crazy without black boxes

    by mavra chang

    Don't need them to make boldly irrational statements that will cause sodas to be spit on keyboards and people with heart conditions and highbrow tastes to avoid us. We are CoC...hear us cackle!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:09:11 PM CST

    Coc Boxes!

    by therewolf

    That's what we should get!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:09:30 PM CST

    Is it just me...

    by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for

    or has there been no fucking quality news on anything for weeks. Its all been 18 fucking perspectives of Twilight/Milk/Star Trek footage and absolutely NOTHING stories about the funniest Hollywood comment ever and Tim Blake Nelson saying he'd love to do Hulk 2 IF they do it. We need something new to talk about!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:11:46 PM CST

    Wolf, stellar idea!

    by mavra chang

    Who shall design them? They must represent CoC in style. Best not to let Danny design them...they wouldn't fit on the pages.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:14:31 PM CST

    Something new to talk about...

    by mavra chang

    Create a rumor, something so bizarre as to be possibly believable, then post it until other people begin to debate as to whether or not it's real...kind of like AIC hackers.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:28:49 PM CST

    This is just pitiful

    by mavra chang

    I'm actually bored enough to think about doing something useful with my time. Why has fate brought me to such a low level? Darn people who decide to go away and spend time with family instead of staying home and entertaining me. Guess I'll check back in here later.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:31:40 PM CST

    Sorry, Mav...

    by therewolf

    I've been bouncing around the TB's playing catch-up. Another 'black box' in MILK sticking the boot in on Danny.Is everybody off for Thanksgiving?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:34:41 PM CST

    xi

    by chipps

    no specific time, but i only drink on days ending in y.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:35:29 PM CST

    Bloodrayne

    by therewolf

    Finally watched a Uwe Boll movie.Laughable. Poor Uwe. Good with booze, I've no doubt. But I didn't have any.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:45:42 PM CST

    Didn't mean you, Wolf

    by mavra chang

    Just bored at home. Gotten into a habit of spending several hours a day talking to someone and now that they've gone on vaction for the holiday this week I don't seem to be interested in doing anything. Terrible!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:48:24 PM CST

    Thanksgiving

    by therewolf

    So it's a week-long holiday thing? I'll sound like an idiot but I don't actually know what Thanksgiving entails.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:53:27 PM CST

    Normally just a day or two

    by mavra chang

    Depending on how many relatives one has to visit and how far they have to travel. I'm not actually going anywhere. The person I was talking about went out of state for the week. I'm just moping and having a pity-party. 3 days alone and I turn into a pathetic loser. That is very sad. I won't even want to be around me by the end of the weekend.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:58:10 PM CST

    Thanksgiving pretty much = Christmas -presents

    by mavra chang

    Just seeing relatives that you try to avoid the rest of the year and cooking and eating. Best part, imho, is watching the Macy's Parade. I'd skip the rest and just keep that, if I had a choice. For many women, it isn't a real holiday if you don't start the day with your hand stuck up inside a large, raw, half-frozen turkey. It gets worse from there. :)

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:58:19 PM CST

    Mavra...

    by therewolf

    Just watch movies, read, have a drink or two, do some writing, post on AICN, listen to music...3 days'll fly by.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 2:59:58 PM CST

    Oh yeah, and football

    by mavra chang

    For those who like football, it's a big day for that.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:01:44 PM CST

    See...

    by therewolf

    ... that's what I'd always thought - Thanksgiving = Christmas.You have both? Presents and turkey twice? How lucky is that!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:01:51 PM CST

    Thanks, Wolf.

    by mavra chang

    3 down, about 3 or 4 more to go. I'll tough it out. My god, I sound whiny. I have to get over that!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:03:12 PM CST

    No, no presents

    by mavra chang

    Unless they are from people you won't see at Christmas. Just food. Lots of food.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:08:56 PM CST

    I've always like the vibe on Thanksgiving better....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    There are no presents so there is less tension. Its just a relaxing day.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:10:23 PM CST

    Therewolf

    by xiphos_2

    Thanksgiving used to be just Thrusday through Sunday. Over time people started to take more and more days off, so it starts like tuesday now and goes throgh Monday.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:12:22 PM CST

    Oh, right...

    by therewolf

    ... you've already been flying solo for 3. Misread that. No problem, halfway there already, Mav.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:15:04 PM CST

    Danny I agree

    by xiphos_2

    Thanksgiving has a much better feeling to it then Christmas. The whole month of December just feels so forced for lack of a better word.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:16:36 PM CST

    Thanksgiving...

    by therewolf

    ... sounds good to me. Food, drink and relaxation. Bliss.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:18:31 PM CST

    Danny

    by therewolf

    What's up in the MILK talkback? Doesn't sound like Harry. But if it was hackers, wouldn't the Mods post an explanation?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:19:13 PM CST

    Mavra

    by xiphos_2

    When I used to be in the States for Thanksgiving and Christmas, minus being in the hospital like the last two years, I did all the cooking. I rock the turkey, the prime rib and everything else. I hung a sign over the kitchen that said no women allowed.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:20:34 PM CST

    alright people...

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I'm done for the week as well. Have a nice holiday everyone.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:20:52 PM CST

    December is too much stress

    by mavra chang

    I'll have a very quiet day tomorrow, after and until work. That's not a bad thing. Just annoyed with myself because I am not the type of person who minds being alone or gets bored easily,so I don't know why it's bugging me now.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:21:05 PM CST

    The Turducken kicks ass

    by xiphos_2

    I highly recommended it.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:21:44 PM CST

    yeah...in my family men always cook the turkey...

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    We brown bag that bitch. And I dunno whats up with that Milk TB.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:22:58 PM CST

    A couple of post I made in this TB

    by xiphos_2

    are missing, that's sort of wierd.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:24:13 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by mavra chang

    You must be an anomaly. Guys around here just hang around waiting for the food to be done then run off before they get stuck with the cleanup. I like cooking. I'll be helping with that this weekend. Got 15+ to feed on Saturday. Maybe that will distract me out of this funk.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:24:45 PM CST

    Later on Danny

    by xiphos_2

    Since its past midnight for me, I will now say Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, Wolf and Chipps included.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:25:29 PM CST

    I made a turducken last year.

    by mavra chang

    And made duck soup with leftovers. Good stuff.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:27:04 PM CST

    Have a good holiday Danny

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 26, 2008 3:27:34 PM CST

    Danny, Xi, Mav...

    by therewolf

    Happy Thanksgiving, folk.And to the guys who aren't around at present...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:28:16 PM CST

    Mavra

    by xiphos_2

    I like cooking but I have not done a Christmas or Thankgiving fandango since 2000 I think.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:29:54 PM CST

    Another good thing about Thanksgiving

    by mavra chang

    No worries about offending people over saying Happy Thanksgiving. In December, you've got to be careful. Some people get testy over specifics.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:31:53 PM CST

    Mavra

    by xiphos_2

    I'll be around off and on so feel free to bitch. I should be sleeping but I'm working as a stand in right now. We still work on holidays even if its sort of skeleton crew.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:35:15 PM CST

    Concerning the Milk TB

    by kungfuhustler84

    I would hope it was hackers. Cause otherwise, Harry is more of an asshole than I thought. Not even a clever asshole. He just reminds me of the same old boring TBers that don't really have anything funny or interesting to say at all.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:35:35 PM CST

    Mavra

    by therewolf

    That's creeping in over here too. Be careful who you wish a "Merry Christmas" to! I read in a newspaper, some councillor wanting to bring in "Happy Holidays" instead because the former greeting was non-PC.Mad world.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:36:12 PM CST

    I remember the first one I did on my own

    by mavra chang

    Away from my family, for my ex and his kids. I got up hours before everyone else so that they wouldn't see me cook. They were suspicious of any "yankee" things I might fix. I sautéed oysters with vegetables for dressing to get the flavor, but thought they wouldn't eat them, so I fed the oyters to the cat afterwords. My ex was tiffed later because I fessed up only to find out he loved oysters.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:39:01 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by therewolf

    Thanks for including me in the celebration! I'll be sure to raise a glass to you this weekend.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:40:24 PM CST

    Mavra/Wolf

    by xiphos_2

    If some asshole gets bent because somebody says Merry Chritmas it says more about the person getting upset then I want to know. It means that they are a fucking prick who thinks thier own shit is more important then anybody else. Screw the asshats of December PC I say.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:40:30 PM CST

    Lost Jarv

    by laserpants

    I don't recall ever saying I thought Hostel was a work of genius. I did say I really liked it though, it was pretty fuckin' scary, and that its smarter than its given credit for. Requiem and T2, on the other hand are WAY overrated. I suppose if you averaged out the ratings of each film, everything would balance out in some way or another.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:43:02 PM CST

    ThereWolf

    by xiphos_2

    you're welcome. Just remember I owe you pint the next time I get to England.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:45:50 PM CST

    yeah....fuck HAPPY HOLIDAYS....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    I slam religion more than anyone I know (except maybe HOD) and I can really give a shit about the religious back-story to Christmas. We practice absolutely nothing that would signify religion or Christianity around Christmastime. But we are not cunts. We're cool with whatever Christmas means to you. It has become an international gift-giving event. That is all. I have a very good friend that belongs to a strong Muslim family. They put up Christmas lights and buy a tree. Grow the fuck up you cunt-rags. Christmas is simply the name of the holiday. Forget it includes the word CHRIST if you want to, but don't give me any of this "WINTER CELEBRATION" period blood, horse shit.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:45:58 PM CST

    Whenever you two get together for your pints

    by mavra chang

    Take along a camera so that the rest of us can raise a glass with you.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:46:29 PM CST

    Laserpants

    by xiphos_2

    I need to say thanks to you for pointing out the daddy issues in T2. I never could quite figure out what bothered me about T2 until you started your campaign about the Daddy issues. It all came into focus. Thanks for the assist.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:46:49 PM CST

    on that note.....GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK, SEXY PEOPLE.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 26, 2008 3:48:39 PM CST

    a question for the americans

    by chipps

    is thanksgiving bigger than christmas or easter? some i know was telling me it was, but considering how religious many americans are i find it hard to belive that it is, given the importance to christains of those other holidays.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:48:55 PM CST

    Any of you get the annual courthouse fiasco?

    by mavra chang

    Seems to be the thing around this state every December...Nativity on the courthouse lawn offensive or traditional? Silly argument, but people get hostile over it. People with nothing better to do than rant and rave.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:49:01 PM CST

    I'm Canadian, our thanksgiving's in October

    by the milf lover

    and I dont even celebrate that so I dont really care. But a happy Thanksgiving to everyone here!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:50:03 PM CST

    one last thing. Massa answered me....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ....about the alleged hackings. "That was just the boys fucking around at 4 in the morning. Really wish I could have gotten in on that too..."
    So it was them. That makes it even more odd. Fucking pricks.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:50:57 PM CST

    I have no use for relgion

    by xiphos_2

    I don't care if anybody does, its not for me, but the relentlessly dreary motherfuckers who think they have some sort of right to not be "offended" by things like merry chritmas make my fucking blood boil.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:51:28 PM CST

    in oz there is a law against complaining about rain

    by chipps

    but fuck, i am going to get so fucking wet while running like a girl to my car. fuck. oh well, good for the dams

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:52:14 PM CST

    I'd say Christmas is bigger

    by mavra chang

    They start toting out the Christmas stuff in August now in the stores. Non-religious Christmas music is already being piped in. Trees in every shade of the rainbow (plus black and white)are appearing. I'd say Thanksgiving is almost like pre-Christmas.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:53:34 PM CST

    those of you leaving for holidays

    by chipps

    have a good one. stay safe. the road toll always goes up here on the hols (we don't do thanksgiving) so don't be idiots in your cars.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:53:54 PM CST

    Xi...

    by therewolf

    Looking forward to that day already, man.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:54:24 PM CST

    yeah...to see Nativity sets out and shit...

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...I've never once thought about it like that. To me its part of the Christmas imagery. I don't think of the belief system behind it or that these images are imposing on my beliefs. I think nativity, angels, baby Jesus, fucking barn animals, all that shit is part of the Christmas imagery. Separate it from personal beliefs. How hard is that to do? Its the same thing as going to Hindu parade in the city or some shit. I'm not thinking in my head, "Well....this is not part of my belief system, so I should be offended right now." Grow the fuck up. Now please let me go home!!!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:54:32 PM CST

    Not into religion either

    by mavra chang

    Not against anyone else's beliefs, but prefer not to participate myself. Holidays for me are more cultural than spiritual.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:55:10 PM CST

    Bye guys....see you next week. Or maybe over the weekend.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Nov 26, 2008 3:55:42 PM CST

    Chipps

    by xiphos_2

    Thanksgiving is a big deal, you could probably make the argument that its on par with Christmas and defiantly ahead of Easter, by a lot.Thanksgiving is a secular holiday that people of all relgions or none celebrate. Thanksgiving is more about America, its people and history, then about god or relgious dogma.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:56:25 PM CST

    Goodbye Danny

    by mavra chang

    Run, run like the turkeys. Go get stuffed. Have a good holiday.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:57:07 PM CST

    DANNY

    by chipps

    we get seasons greetings down here, winter holidays makes no sense cause it is usually over 40 degrees on xmas day. still, we always play 'white christmas' by bing crosby on the radio. go figure.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:59:55 PM CST

    What Christmas means to me...

    by mavra chang

    One month, si nights a week of slathering green vanilla frosting and little sprinkles on tree-shaped pastries while counting how many different version of "Winter WOnderland" and "Santa Baby" I can hear per hour. Harry Connick Jr.'s version of that is just plain creepy, folks.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 3:59:58 PM CST

    cool

    by chipps

    i thought it was religious. like the piligriums giving thanks to god for surviving the winter.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:00:55 PM CST

    six nights

    by mavra chang

    typos for all seasons

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:03:26 PM CST

    it may come as no surpirse to you guys

    by chipps

    but when i think of christmas and easter, i think of alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol. i think of mum taking a step back to better frame the photo of me an my missus, and drunkenly going ass over tit into the pool. i think of dad, usually passed out by two oclock. good times.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:04:15 PM CST

    Chipps

    by xiphos_2

    thanksgiving is not relgious at all unless you worship shopping. It's big deal to shop for christmas presents at big sales the day after thanksgiving.Dopey women(sorry mav) get up at like three in the morning to go shopping! How whacked out is that.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:04:20 PM CST

    see ya guys

    by chipps

    now i do my girlish dash to the car. and happy thanks giving. stay safe all

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:04:25 PM CST

    Chipps knows how to celebrate in style

    by mavra chang

    Fabulous!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:06:03 PM CST

    isnt Thanksgiving about

    by the milf lover

    celebrating how proud we are of our ancestors for slaughtering the Natives, enslaving the survivors and taking away their land? And then having a parade with floats of cartoon characters to make it less of a downer?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:06:06 PM CST

    Well I'm surprised Chipps

    by xiphos_2

    No not really.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:06:18 PM CST

    Ha ha, Xiphos

    by mavra chang

    Not so dopey, I began my Christmas shopping on December 26th of last year. I'm pretty much done with that. And I'm almost always up at 3 am anyway.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:06:52 PM CST

    Bye, chipps!

    by therewolf

    He's a star!I'm still here... just sorting out the recycling bins. It's bin day tomorrow...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:07:25 PM CST

    Milf understands

    by mavra chang

    That's it in a nutshell.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:08:03 PM CST

    No its all about turduken

    by xiphos_2

    the slaughtering and land grabbing is just frosting on the cake.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:12:03 PM CST

    And the traditional American

    by mavra chang

    Ham with a coca-cola glaze, for the non-poultry eaters. Nothing says America like dousing your meat in carbonated beverages mixed with sugar.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:14:20 PM CST

    Okay...

    by therewolf

    ...you're making me hungry now.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:14:31 PM CST

    That Ham glaze sounds good

    by xiphos_2

    I need to try that someday.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:16:34 PM CST

    Hang on...

    by therewolf

    did you just say ham in coca-cola? My rumbling stomach just got confused...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:17:54 PM CST

    Fred if you come around

    by xiphos_2

    I just want you to know I took The Steelers to beat New England this weekend in my football pools. If they lose, I'm repoing that bug I got you.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:18:29 PM CST

    Wolf

    by mavra chang

    Just because you aren't here doen't mean you can't make your own Thanksgiving. Go for it. Celebrate whatever you like, fix a feast and eat until you can't stand to look at food anymore, then go sleep it off in front of the television for a few hours. Happy Thanksgiving!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:21:13 PM CST

    Yes, ham in coke glaze

    by mavra chang

    Even my great grandmother fixed it that way. It's just coke, brown sugar, and corn starch (to thicken it). It's better than it sounds.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:26:27 PM CST

    does Fred stuff his turkey with popcorn?

    by the milf lover

  • Nov 26, 2008 4:27:56 PM CST

    Only if Dirk is not involved with it.

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 26, 2008 4:29:56 PM CST

    Mavra

    by therewolf

    I saw a programme on telly the other night. They were cleaning coins in Cola! Apparently it works on blocked drains too. Millions drink this stuff! What the hell must it be doing to stomachs all around the world... Yeeesh.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:31:19 PM CST

    Ah, Coca-cola! Symbol of free west!

    by mavra chang

    Oh I like Coca-cola! aaaccchhh! Tastes good!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:33:36 PM CST

    Ever tried...

    by therewolf

    that glaze with Dr. Pepper?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:35:50 PM CST

    I have heard of that

    by mavra chang

    But I don't like Dr. Pepper. I have also heard of people making it with root beer, but I haven't tried that either. That I would try. I never met a root beer I didn't like.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:36:07 PM CST

    I'm out

    by xiphos_2

    I need to grab a few hours of sleep. Talk to you all a little later. Have a good night/day everybody.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:37:12 PM CST

    Goodnight, Xiphos

    by mavra chang

    Happy Thanksgiving. See you tomorrow.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:38:32 PM CST

    Later, Xiphos

    by therewolf

    Sweet dreams, mate.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:40:03 PM CST

    Wolf

    by mavra chang

    A sweet and sour glaze with pineapple is good, too.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:40:51 PM CST

    Root beer

    by therewolf

    I've heard of this. I believe it isn't beer. No fair.So, what the ever-lovin flump is root beer?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:43:28 PM CST

    Closer to sasparilla than beer

    by mavra chang

    You seriously haven't ever had a root beer? It's very sweet, very (very) foamy, tastes nothing like colas.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:45:08 PM CST

    From wiki

    by mavra chang

    There are hundreds of root beer brands in the United States, produced in every U.S. state,[4] and there is no standardized recipe. The primary ingredient, artificial sassafras flavoring, is complemented with other flavors, common ones being vanilla, wintergreen, cherry tree bark, liquorice root, sarsaparilla root, nutmeg, anise, molasses, cinnamon and clove.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:48:27 PM CST

    It should be noted

    by mavra chang

    Root beer is always best when served in a frosted mug.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:48:50 PM CST

    Sasparilla

    by therewolf

    Ah. I don't mind those. Last time I had some it was out of a 'dilute to taste' bottle but instead of filling the rest of the glass with water, I stuck 7Up with it!Too sweet...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:51:51 PM CST

    Root beer...

    by therewolf

    I've heard it referenced in songs and in books and discussed in passing. But no idea what it was. Till now!If I see any I'll try some.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:55:49 PM CST

    A&W is the best, imho

    by mavra chang

    Great stuff. Goes perfectly with coneys. (hot dogs with a meat sauce on top...not the same thing as chili-dogs, but close).

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:57:45 PM CST

    I Kinda Think Thanksgiving Is Bigger Than XMas

    by laserpants

    EVERYBODY celebrates TGiving, not everybody celebrates XMas. XMas seems more prominent because its such a consumer holiday and we are a nation of consumers.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 4:59:38 PM CST

    I think...

    by therewolf

    McDonalds sell root beer. But I never set foot in the place.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:03:34 PM CST

    Christmas gets grouped together

    by mavra chang

    With all of the other December holidays. All one big month of a holiday lump that extends into the new year. "On Christmas day you can't get sore, your fellow man you must adore, there's time to rob him all the more the other three-hundred and sixty-four..."

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:07:13 PM CST

    We have special places for root beer

    by mavra chang

    Yeah, McDonalds, etc. have it, but we have places like "Dog and Suds" "A&W", "Sonic", and "Pop's Drive-up" that still have carhops (some even on rollerskates) and specialize in root beer as the main drink. Old fashioned, but fun.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:08:10 PM CST

    December hols?

    by therewolf

    Do you get more than just Christmas then?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:11:06 PM CST

    Dog and Suds...

    by therewolf

    That sounds top!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:11:23 PM CST

    I was adding in Hannukah, Kwanzaa, etc.

    by mavra chang

    All December holidays, all getting somewhat lumped together.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:13:08 PM CST

    Check this, Wolf

    by mavra chang

    http://tinyurl.com/ytedgq

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:14:33 PM CST

    Mavra Chang! Mavra Chang! Mavra Chang!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

  • Nov 26, 2008 5:14:56 PM CST

    Hello Therewolf!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

  • Nov 26, 2008 5:16:05 PM CST

    Yo, Fred!

    by therewolf

    Is your popcorn poppin or what!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:17:03 PM CST

    Fred!!!

    by mavra chang

    Happy almost Thanksgiving! How's it hanging?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:17:32 PM CST

    Xiphos

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    In the unlikely event that the Steelers lose, the space bug is being guarded by an attack amoeba.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:18:22 PM CST

    Fred not eating popcorn today

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred not hanging too much!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:20:29 PM CST

    Have any big plans for the holiday, Fred?

    by mavra chang

    What do you and Dirk have lined up?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:21:12 PM CST

    Fred exercising stomach muscles for Turkey day

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    People make mistake and starve themselves before trying to eat a lot. Fred thinks you should stretch your stomach with big meals two nights before Turkey day

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:21:47 PM CST

    Mavra

    by therewolf

    How cool is that! They've got t-shirts and everything...Lafayette - sure that turns up in a Stephen King novel. Or a mention, at least.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:23:38 PM CST

    Therewolf, Fred is curious about holidays in U.K.

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    What are the big holiday's there?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:26:14 PM CST

    Wolf

    by mavra chang

    I'm sure Lafayette was mentioned by King before...his father was from Indiana so he mentions places here sometimes. I also know that it was briefly in the book "The Silence of the Lambs". One of Buffalo Bill's victims was found in the Wabash river in that (which would be within walking distance of where I am now).

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:26:19 PM CST

    Dirk has resumed his gigolo amoeba ways

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    And he has lined up several Turkey day celebrations. Humble Fred will just be going over to parents house - wearing stretchy pants!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:26:35 PM CST

    Fred

    by therewolf

    The only 'big' holidays are Easter and Christmas. Then we have 'bank' holidays which are just a few single days in Spring and Summer.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:27:46 PM CST

    Silence of Lambs filmed in Pittsburgh

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred was too young to remember it though.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:30:02 PM CST

    Mavra Chang, Fred visited a Sonic witch Carhops

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    In Denver! It was great. Fred loves root beer!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:30:57 PM CST

    Opps, mean *with* carhops not witch carhops

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred does not want to have his root beer cursed!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:32:18 PM CST

    Fred, then you are my man!

    by mavra chang

    You've got to help convince Wolf that his life is sadly lacking until he locks his lips around a mug of root beer.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:33:32 PM CST

    It annoys me...

    by therewolf

    ... because Scotland get the day after New Year's Day off as well. Why can't England have that. We get just as wrecked as the Scots! No fair.25th, 26th & 1st Jan. Pathetic. 'Bout time the Government announced a national UK holiday week, Dec 24th through to 2nd (or 3rd) of Jan.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:35:47 PM CST

    Root beer

    by therewolf

    Come the weekend I'm going to see if Tesco have any.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:35:53 PM CST

    Oh. Fred does not know about that Mavra Chang

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    If Therewolf has never had root beer, he may experience a feeling akin to howling at the moon after eating curry rabbits!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:36:01 PM CST

    A week+ long party for the entire country?

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 26, 2008 5:38:10 PM CST

    Only if he has a coney with it, Fred

    by mavra chang

    Then curried rabbits might evaporate forever from his memory. He might turn into an assimilated American ThereWolf.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:39:00 PM CST

    An American ThereWolf in Manchester

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 26, 2008 5:40:16 PM CST

    Mavra

    by therewolf

    It'll never happen, sadly.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:40:28 PM CST

    An American Therewolf in London!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Yes! Fred agrees, must have a hot dog. Fred is partial to chicago style beef dogs. But loves Nathans too.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:42:08 PM CST

    Awwww, Wolf...

    by mavra chang

    Don't you want us to turn you into one of us? Love ta have ya!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:42:33 PM CST

    An American...

    by therewolf

    ThereWolf In Manchester! I love it! That's inspired!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:42:50 PM CST

    Fred saw the Mori Tb with all the black boxes

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred thought it was very cool.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:43:52 PM CST

    No...

    by therewolf

    that initial post was for the week long party - not the curried rabbis.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:44:10 PM CST

    The black boxes

    by mavra chang

    Are still popping up in some threads and some posts are disappearing. Curiouser and curiouser!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:45:38 PM CST

    RabbITS!

    by therewolf

    I've done it again. Can't type 'rabbits' or 'Google' unless I type very slowly like I'm doing now. Otherwise you get 'rabbis' and 'Goggle.' Most frustrating.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:45:45 PM CST

    Wolf, if you get the party started

    by mavra chang

    Others might follow suit. You have to show them the fun they are missing. Lead them to party on!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:46:43 PM CST

    Curried rabbis?

    by mavra chang

    Is that like eating a little priest (but spicier)?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:47:41 PM CST

    Fred...Wold is getting the party started...

    by mavra chang

    The Donner party!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:47:58 PM CST

    Well, at least you did not say rabies!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    That would be a bad thing, although Fred is sure that the JDL may have a thing or two to say about curried rabbis!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:48:01 PM CST

    Now I did it. Sorry Wolf!

    by mavra chang

  • Nov 26, 2008 5:49:10 PM CST

    Donner kebabs?

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred has not had one yet.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:49:56 PM CST

    Curried rabies

    by mavra chang

    Try it and pass it on.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:50:39 PM CST

    Wold?

    by therewolf

    I've been called worse...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:50:50 PM CST

    They serve those kebabs

    by mavra chang

    At Al Packer's Café.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:52:16 PM CST

    Donner kebab

    by therewolf

    Not had one of those for years. The staple food after a pub bender!Wouldn't mind a dose of curried rabies, though...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:52:38 PM CST

    Fred has to sign off for a few hours

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Must exercise the stomach muscles for Turkey day. Mavra Chang, if Fred does not see you on the borads before tomorroe, have a very Happy Thanksgiving and remember, there is no such thing as eating too much on turkey day! Therewolf, live vicariously through your American friends, and enjoy the day as well. Keep on howling and drink root beer!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:53:32 PM CST

    Have a great night and great holiday, Fred

    by mavra chang

    It's been surreal!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:53:33 PM CST

    Wait a minute...

    by therewolf

    Does 'bender' have a different connotation in American?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:54:01 PM CST

    Wolf

    by mavra chang

    Only to Danny and Chitty.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:54:16 PM CST

    Geez, the typos must be contagious!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred needs root beer - fast!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:54:29 PM CST

    Cheers, Fred

    by therewolf

    Happy Thanksgiving, mate!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:55:38 PM CST

    Fred, Fred!

    by mavra chang

    Gotta give up your favorite brand before you leave. Please...root beer poll for Wolf!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:56:56 PM CST

    A&W root beer!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred loves the stuff!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:57:17 PM CST

    Might have been a bit late on that one.

    by mavra chang

    Have to catch him later!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:57:50 PM CST

    Cool! Thanks, Fred!

    by mavra chang

    That's 2 for A&W!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 5:59:12 PM CST

    A&W

    by therewolf

    I've found a place online - american soda.co.uk that does A&W. Promising...

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:00:04 PM CST

    Excellent!

    by mavra chang

    If you're going to do it, start with the best.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:00:09 PM CST

    I take it...

    by therewolf

    there won't be many people on here for the next few days then.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:04:15 PM CST

    Well, the non Americans should be on

    by mavra chang

    On their regular schedules. Those of us who are holding off on our holidays (like Xiphos and I) will be around. Others may pop in from time to time.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:05:01 PM CST

    It will be quiet

    by mavra chang

    Unless the black box thing gets more lively.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:06:23 PM CST

    Hey, Wolf

    by mavra chang

    Thanks a lot for keeping the chat lively tonight. I appreciate it more than you know. You're a real pal!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:07:39 PM CST

    Mavra

    by therewolf

    Have a great Thanksgiving. Time for me to get some shut-eye.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:08:55 PM CST

    Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Wolf

    by mavra chang

    Have a good night. See you later!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:09:39 PM CST

    Aww, shucks!

    by therewolf

    No thanks necessary, Mav. Hope to see you around tomorrow!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:54:27 PM CST

    I may be in from time to time tomorrow

    by series7

    So holla at your boi!!!!!!!!!

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  • Nov 26, 2008 6:58:01 PM CST

    Hey if anyone is there

    by series7

    Twilight. Was that the book that Harry was putting up like a new chapter everyday? Does anyone remember that?

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  • Nov 26, 2008 8:03:29 PM CST

    Series7

    by xiphos_2

    That chapter a day thing was called Gone.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 8:06:02 PM CST

    I'll vote for A&W rootbeer

    by xiphos_2

    most especially in the form of a root beer float.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 8:30:38 PM CST

    Want to read something pretty funny?

    by xiphos_2

    check this out:http://tinyurl.com/26y2be

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  • Nov 26, 2008 9:35:59 PM CST

    Just saw Synecdoche, New York

    by kungfuhustler84

    Fucking incredible. Go.

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  • Nov 26, 2008 10:59:22 PM CST

    hey all..Happy Thanksgiving...

    by jonah echo

  • Nov 26, 2008 11:18:21 PM CST

    and Twitch is back, so away we go...

    by jonah echo

  • Nov 27, 2008 2:24:03 AM CST

    CHipps is right-

    by lost jarv

    Xmas=alcohol

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  • Nov 27, 2008 3:09:39 PM CST

    Huh

    by mr. zeddemore

    So this is where the party at?

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  • Nov 27, 2008 3:15:47 PM CST

    Mr Z

    by therewolf

    It was.It's on TWITCH now. So get yo ass in gear.

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  • Nov 27, 2008 3:23:40 PM CST

    TWITCH?

    by mr. zeddemore

    Did I miss out on ANOTHER Internet craze?

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  • Nov 27, 2008 3:27:29 PM CST

    Yeh, TWITCH

    by therewolf

    It's at No.3 in the charts.But to be honest there's not much of a party at the moment. I think everyone's off giving thanks.

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