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Does the Jefferson Parish County Sheriff's Office permit its deputies to sport ponytails? A&E has lured Steven Seagal away from his acting and singing careers to star in a reality show titled “Steven Seagal: Lawman,” which will follow him in his day job as a (donut-scarfing?) Louisiana deputy. Too young to remember who Seagal is? Variety explains:

Seagal toplined a series of successful actioners in the '90s, most profitably in the "Under Siege" couplet. His Warner Bros. contract was not renewed in 1997; since then he has appeared mostly in straight-to-video projects and exclusively so since 2003. Most recently, he wrote and starred in "Kill Switch" for First Look Intl.; it bowed on Oct. 7.

He is also widely acknowledged by “Saturday Night Live” producers, writers and cast as the single most obnoxious guest host the show has ever employed. Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.
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