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Steven Seagal To Star
In Cable Reality Show!!

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Does the Jefferson Parish County Sheriff's Office permit its deputies to sport ponytails?

A&E has lured Steven Seagal away from his acting and singing careers to star in a reality show titled “Steven Seagal: Lawman,” which will follow him in his day job as a (donut-scarfing?) Louisiana deputy.

Too young to remember who Seagal is? Variety explains:

Seagal toplined a series of successful actioners in the '90s, most profitably in the "Under Siege" couplet. His Warner Bros. contract was not renewed in 1997; since then he has appeared mostly in straight-to-video projects and exclusively so since 2003. Most recently, he wrote and starred in "Kill Switch" for First Look Intl.; it bowed on Oct. 7.

He is also widely acknowledged by “Saturday Night Live” producers, writers and cast as the single most obnoxious guest host the show has ever employed.

Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.



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Wait, what?
by Dijonase24
Nov 24th, 2008
04:06:33 PM
One thing I want to know - who's Stacy London?
by Pennsy
Nov 24th, 2008
04:07:07 PM
Damn you Fuck Michael Bay
by DamnMichaelBay
Nov 24th, 2008
04:07:47 PM
WHOA FUCK! HOLD THE PHONE!
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 24th, 2008
04:09:35 PM
How could we forget who he is on this site!
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 24th, 2008
04:10:34 PM
was he on Karate Kid?
by punto
Nov 24th, 2008
04:11:27 PM
Take us to the Blood Bank
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 24th, 2008
04:13:00 PM
He's Still no JCVD
by snax
Nov 24th, 2008
04:13:24 PM
This is for my wife.
by caruso_stalker217
Nov 24th, 2008
04:13:56 PM
VERRRRRRRN!
by DivisionPost
Nov 24th, 2008
04:17:36 PM
This...
by rassmguy
Nov 24th, 2008
04:18:16 PM
I saw Junior College Venereal Disease
by HellKing
Nov 24th, 2008
04:20:48 PM
This time SS will get a hard on in front of a bear
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 24th, 2008
04:21:21 PM
Special Coaxial Correspondant:
by buffywrestling
Nov 24th, 2008
04:23:54 PM
what the fuck? Reality show? But he plays a cop?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 24th, 2008
04:29:27 PM
Haha, tear him way from his acting and singing career
by Heckles
Nov 24th, 2008
04:33:29 PM
And if you've not bought a copy of Vern's book...
by palimpsest
Nov 24th, 2008
04:35:00 PM
That reminds me, I've got to order Out for Justice
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 24th, 2008
04:35:33 PM
So I guess he really was Out for Justice...
by kravmaguffin
Nov 24th, 2008
04:41:16 PM
should be awesome...
by the milf lover
Nov 24th, 2008
04:46:49 PM
I saw CNN's Anderson Cooper at a book signing appearance...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 24th, 2008
04:49:33 PM
See, I told you about this
by Vern
Nov 24th, 2008
04:50:09 PM
Hopefully he ends each episode with a musical
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 24th, 2008
04:55:13 PM
"The Pony-Tailed Douche Next Door"
by irrelevntelefant
Nov 24th, 2008
04:59:42 PM
Steven Seagal's career has finally come to an end.
by Leafar the Lost
Nov 24th, 2008
05:02:49 PM
I completely love how crap Seagal is.
by Damien Chowder
Nov 24th, 2008
05:07:04 PM
Tina Fey called Paris Hilton a "Fucking Piece of Shit"
by beefywhore
Nov 24th, 2008
05:12:14 PM
too bad vern allreadt responded
by Basehead
Nov 24th, 2008
05:30:43 PM
I heard...
by The_Closet_Nerd
Nov 24th, 2008
05:31:34 PM
His partner?
by The_Closet_Nerd
Nov 24th, 2008
05:33:06 PM
Do ya reckon...
by Roland_The_Gunslinger
Nov 24th, 2008
05:35:07 PM
Wait a second...
by matalo
Nov 24th, 2008
05:43:49 PM
SNL...
by Phimseto
Nov 24th, 2008
05:44:14 PM
Found this typing "Worst SNL Host" into Google:
by Hercules
Nov 24th, 2008
05:51:21 PM
Too slow
by ByTor
Nov 24th, 2008
05:53:25 PM
i wanna reality show about kimberly kane
by bacci40
Nov 24th, 2008
06:14:43 PM
Vern
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 24th, 2008
06:18:31 PM
Time to extend Joel McHale's contract
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Nov 24th, 2008
06:29:05 PM
Thats news, not "knews"
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Nov 24th, 2008
06:31:28 PM
Seagal is a Legend in his own mind--so is Ryan Seacrest
by chromedome
Nov 24th, 2008
06:32:14 PM
COCKPUNCHER the series! Whoohoo
by EvilWizardGlick
Nov 24th, 2008
06:43:00 PM
Gene LeBell choked out Seagal until he pooped himself!
by EvilWizardGlick
Nov 24th, 2008
06:46:54 PM
Karate Kid Reboot
by Junior Frenger
Nov 24th, 2008
06:49:18 PM
Is anyone surprised? Really?
by Mr Spork
Nov 24th, 2008
07:18:30 PM
Another SNL/Seagal anecdote
by blindambition238
Nov 24th, 2008
08:06:11 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! !!!!!!!!!
by alice 13
Nov 24th, 2008
08:06:57 PM
Need to say really after a rhetorhical question? Really?
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Nov 24th, 2008
08:22:59 PM
Found this typing "worst AICN contributor" into Google...
by BadMrWonka
Nov 24th, 2008
08:25:14 PM
He and Kelly Lebrock could go on
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Nov 24th, 2008
08:28:09 PM
Artie Lang has a funny Seagal story..
by BigTuna
Nov 24th, 2008
08:28:31 PM
The Ponytailed one returns!
by toadkillerdog
Nov 24th, 2008
08:54:24 PM
That wasn't Artie Lang
by Vern
Nov 24th, 2008
08:55:24 PM
I CAN'T WAIT not to see this.
by RUMIKOTRAX45
Nov 24th, 2008
09:04:56 PM
Vern, what we need is the first five minutes of
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Nov 24th, 2008
09:18:08 PM
Next he'll be doing that Gene Simmons' SEAL training
by kabong
Nov 24th, 2008
09:21:25 PM
Just remebered I've seen him in person before
by blindambition238
Nov 24th, 2008
09:21:45 PM
I'm there
by Charlie_Allnut
Nov 24th, 2008
09:54:48 PM
Lorne Michaels said he was the biggest jerk to host...
by kravmaguffin
Nov 24th, 2008
10:33:03 PM
This is the funniest thing I've read in days
by crankyoldguy
Nov 24th, 2008
11:06:22 PM
Guy Who Got A Headache......
by Mr Spork
Nov 24th, 2008
11:54:26 PM
When he was in his 1990-1994 prime my family lived
by beefywhore
Nov 24th, 2008
11:55:47 PM
A "your mom" joke Mr. Spork? Really?
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Nov 25th, 2008
12:40:59 AM
Eat shit and die.
by Mr Spork
Nov 25th, 2008
12:48:02 AM
I've enjoyed Seagal's movies...
by otm shank
Nov 25th, 2008
12:55:37 AM
Just the facts?
by markthrust
Nov 25th, 2008
01:15:37 AM
Get Will Sasso to play his partner.
by White Goodman
Nov 25th, 2008
01:41:03 AM
Are you, like, some special forces guy or something?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 25th, 2008
02:27:15 AM
AVATAR - Fucking your eyeballs in 2009!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 25th, 2008
02:28:32 AM
The worst SNL host of all time was DESI ARNEZ.
by Bob Cryptonight
Nov 25th, 2008
03:38:48 AM
Headache guy
by Vern
Nov 25th, 2008
04:41:18 AM
TALENTLESS MACHO DOOFUS HAS BEENS: The Series
by LaserPants
Nov 25th, 2008
05:03:06 AM
Is Reality TV only for talentless washed up fuck heads?
by LeftFoot
Nov 25th, 2008
06:42:59 AM
"my fat grandpa can beat up your dad"
by palewook
Nov 25th, 2008
08:01:40 AM
I REALLY HATE
by Come_ON
Nov 25th, 2008
08:57:40 AM
Seagal is a bloated fat bastard dick smoker
by SeymourClearly
Nov 25th, 2008
09:08:09 AM
NOOOOOOOOOO....
by just pillow talk
Nov 25th, 2008
09:39:25 AM
I want to see Seagal fuck up William Shatner....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
10:29:40 AM
beefywhore
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
10:32:33 AM
Is this like that reality show
by skimn
Nov 25th, 2008
10:45:30 AM
Hopefully he takes a trip to Hawaii
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 25th, 2008
11:01:21 AM
seagal already fought shatner
by neal2zod
Nov 25th, 2008
11:01:24 AM
anyone see that fat ass Mexican guy do Seagal on Mad TV?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
11:11:09 AM
When Tim Meadows tells you you're not funny
by ArcadianDS
Nov 25th, 2008
11:40:51 AM
HAVE GUT WILL TRAVEL
by ArcadianDS
Nov 25th, 2008
11:41:12 AM
to utterly shock Danny...
by just pillow talk
Nov 25th, 2008
11:51:56 AM
IRON CHEF UNDER SIEGE
by ArcadianDS
Nov 25th, 2008
11:56:01 AM
just pillow talk-- daaaaayuuuum. A cook off?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
12:09:49 PM
ArcadianDS
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
12:11:00 PM
I want to see Seagal have sex with a unicorn.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
12:34:21 PM
Re:sex with a unicorn
by skimn
Nov 25th, 2008
12:49:55 PM
This talkback makes me crave
by Subtlety
Nov 25th, 2008
01:10:42 PM
Not to get off subject here...
by The Eskimo
Nov 25th, 2008
01:59:05 PM
Oh and sex with a unicron...
by The Eskimo
Nov 25th, 2008
02:00:14 PM
This will only be good...
by p0llk4t
Nov 25th, 2008
02:18:06 PM
I could totally fuck up Seagal....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
02:53:54 PM
The Eskimo
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 25th, 2008
02:56:07 PM
Dog's wife is hideous
by the milf lover
Nov 25th, 2008
04:54:08 PM
Dog's wife?
by p0llk4t
Nov 25th, 2008
05:10:01 PM
Parish/County
by dj from new orleans
Nov 25th, 2008
05:19:00 PM
and why did you have to share, p0llk4t?
by the milf lover
Nov 25th, 2008
05:39:35 PM
in the 1st season of Dog Bounty Hunter
by ArcadianDS
Nov 26th, 2008
10:32:13 AM
Dolph will be next
by pumaman
Nov 26th, 2008
05:48:01 PM
Dolph
by Charlie_Allnut
Nov 26th, 2008
09:09:52 PM
Anybody seen Richie? I'm gonna keep comin' back until someone RE
by GQtaste
Nov 26th, 2008
10:44:11 PM
Steven Seagal
by emeraldboy
Nov 29th, 2008
04:58:48 PM
I have seen all his films...
by emeraldboy
Nov 29th, 2008
05:01:58 PM
I am confused
by Darth Busey
Dec 1st, 2008
01:44:27 PM

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