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If you haven't seen this, you must, must, must watch the red band trailer for BLACK DYNAMITE!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. This is one of my favorite things to hit the web in the last couple of days. When a friend of mine sent it to me I didn't realize it was a new movie until about halfway through. Scott Sanders really seems to get blaxploitation... and if you couldn't tell just by the visuals, he shamelessly rips off the awesome DOLEMITE trailer, but it's so loving I can let it slide. Let's hope this movie lives up to its trailer because what I love about the trailer is it gets the genre right, but doesn't come off as some a self-aware spoof. If this movie can play as a blaxploitation film first and foremost I will be in heaven.

UPDATE: The Black Dynamite server is blown, but check below the link for the Twitch embed!

CLICK HERE, BUT MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WAKE THE OTHER BITCHES!



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I really didn't think...
by Brendon
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:46:15 AM
In 20 years we will probably see "Fagsploitation" films
by DOGSOUP
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:46:34 AM
And self-aware it is
by Kirbymanly
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:51:40 AM
Black Dynamite as the next Bond
by Metropolis
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:58:47 AM
The "wake the bitches" line
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:00:18 AM
I love Blaxpoitation flicks but...
by wash
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:05:02 AM
Access Denied!
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:12:40 AM
Looks like good fun...
by sonnyfern
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:16:38 AM
Why Isn't Michael Jay White a bigger star?
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:19:29 AM
Cube gooding jr...
by Scroo|oose
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:22:04 AM
Dick Van Patten
by mr.brownstone
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:30:38 AM
Your Mom Is A Whore
by mr.brownstone
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:35:46 AM
Awwww, Mr Brownstone!
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:45:06 AM
That trailer gave me a headache
by SirFlibble
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:46:17 AM
Your Mom Is Still A Whore
by mr.brownstone
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:04:42 AM
Was that Mike Starr with the sword??
by caruso_stalker217
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:10:15 AM
BNAT. Please!
by Nordling
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:11:02 AM
YES!!!
by Johnno
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:51:35 AM
Captain Fucking Kangaroo -- Awesomeness
by SlackAttack
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:07:00 AM
Linky not working for me :)
by Lurker Johnson
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:31:33 AM
Johnno...I can't agree more...
by Metropolis
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:32:48 AM
Anyone got an outside link?
by Zarles
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:07:31 AM
It's up at Twitchfilm.net
by Sci_Fi_Wasabe
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:16:47 AM
OMG is that Michael Jai White?
by dr sauch
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:50:04 AM
MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!
by dr sauch
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:54:28 AM
Succeeds everywhere that Grindhouse failed...
by Oski
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:56:09 AM
I just read that Gore Verbinski was gonna remake the Host
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:11:35 AM
FUCK YES!
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:16:31 AM
Michael Jai White has found his calling
by D.Vader
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:33:10 AM
Linky
by cornponious
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:38:46 AM
And BTW
by cornponious
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:43:09 AM
words do not describe
by chipps
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:49:17 AM
jarv
by chipps
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:51:20 AM
it is a black day for queensland
by chipps
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:53:34 AM
Arsenioooooo Hall
by Supreme Hustle
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:57:05 AM
bout time!
by Obscura
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:58:28 AM
if you liked that, you'll love this
by Obscura
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:05:20 AM
Also an homage to The Avenging Disco Godfather
by robertplant
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:17:55 AM
Will put yo' ASSSSSSSS in traction
by Flyingcircus
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:36:06 AM
This is what "Undercover Brother" wanted to be
by topaz4206
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:36:55 AM
When the hell does this come out?
by Zeke25:17
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:42:53 AM
"I get off in 15 minutes"
by Cameron1
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:47:18 AM
Parody Again ?
by PTSDPete
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:48:53 AM
No Jive turkey!
by Bruce Leroy
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:58:57 AM
I'm interested if this isn't a parody movie.
by MisterE
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:00:58 AM
However, the trailer is awesome...
by MisterE
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:03:01 AM
Reno 911
by ILikeScotch
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:04:10 AM
SHHHHHHH! You're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches.
by jimmy rabbitte
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:11:04 AM
This is the best thing ever
by Charlie_Allnut
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:21:20 AM
white girl out of pool has great ass.
by Warcraft
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:24:17 AM
!!!!!!!!!! FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!
by Kraken
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:32:28 AM
CAPTAIN KANGAROO!!!!
by Geekgasm
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:33:03 AM
No "Fagsploitation" pictures, Dogsoup
by Geekgasm
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:36:20 AM
SHEEEEEIIIITTTT!!!
by CrazyJoeDavola
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:43:40 AM
rated "aRR-uh"
by irrelevntelefant
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:54:08 AM
This looks like it will succeed where others have failed...
by James Westfall
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:57:30 AM
THAT TRAILER ALONE REDEEMS THE DAMAGE DONE BY TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:59:06 AM
I prefer real blaxploitation, but I love Michael Jai White
by reflecto
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:01:42 PM
I just grew an afro...
by Mr.Krinkle
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:16:10 PM
the trailer is really funny
by the milf lover
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:21:36 PM
Long live Rudy
by Frankenbastard
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:24:07 PM
This is definitely a tribute to Rudy Ray Moore...
by stripetg
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:26:29 PM
This looks like a classic!
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:33:49 PM
Holy SHIT!!!
by macheesmo3
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:52:28 PM
Ha ha!
by b15fliptop
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:57:55 PM
possibly the best movie ever
by Seth Cohen
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:00:59 PM
If every trailer was as good
by ZoeFan
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:15:17 PM
Thank goodness for directors who aren't JJ Abrams.
by Royston Lodge
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:17:44 PM
Quentin Tarantino wishes he made this
by WhoDis
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:18:13 PM
You Jive MothafuCKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mike_D
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:23:32 PM
grindhouse 2???
by BurgerKing
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:37:52 PM
Blaxpolitation does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:52:58 PM
Finally. After a week of Twilght bullshit my cock's got some
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:13:55 PM
When does this hit theaters?!?
by 433
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:22:16 PM
hahaha YES!
by brandon11
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:22:23 PM
Oh HELL yeah.
by Zarles
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:36:46 PM
Cobras In This?!
by Frodo T. Baggins
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:37:09 PM
Quiet. You'll Wake Up The Otha Bitches
by Frodo T. Baggins
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:38:00 PM
Didn't any of you see Grindhouse?
by 11ZOMBIES
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:43:07 PM
That's Rudy Ray doing the voiceover!
by Dark Knight Lite
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:13:00 PM
"Thank goodness for directors who aren't JJ Abrams."
by Geekgasm
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:19:18 PM
If they play it at the Alamo Drafthouse...
by chaplinatemyshoe
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:22:21 PM
hells yeah
by disfigurehead
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:23:06 PM
CrazyJoedivola wins the TB
by drturing
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:25:52 PM
"Rated Ar-ruh"
by Skraggo
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:28:48 PM
Black Dynamite changes the future
by drturing
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:29:53 PM
Word
by a rolling stone
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:47:23 PM
Mike Star makes everything better.
by Pooter the Clown
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:03:59 PM
Thank you for that, Quint.
by a goonie
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:04:43 PM
Good Start to my Saturday
by cahcat
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:07:04 PM
I don't get it.
by Merkin Muffley
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:41:30 PM
It's rated AURA
by Dark Knight Lite
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:44:07 PM
Mchael Jai White Is The Man!!! That Is Funny As Hell
by Media Messiah
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:08:33 PM
Hey Marvel, Michael Jai White Deserves To Be The Next "Blade"!!!
by Media Messiah
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:11:45 PM
Any 'cool news' on 'Machete'.?
by workshed
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:27:04 PM
I guess over the top for that trailer would have been..
by Julius Dithers
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:48:31 PM
"WAAANNNDAAAAAA!!"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:15:08 PM
stereotypes are cool
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:18:38 PM
I've Actually already seen it
by Continentalop
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:19:10 PM
after watching that trailer, why see the movie
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:22:21 PM
how about a "birth of a nation" parody
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:22:59 PM
woe is me
by chipps
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:28:38 PM
Genius
by Brundlefly
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:43:35 PM
notice Mykelti Williamson is called "William T. Michaelson"
by BadMrWonka
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:43:39 PM
"I'll slap the black off of you!"
by jimbojones123
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:54:23 PM
Love it
by Chadimus Prime
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:55:30 PM
JimmyJoe RedSky is mad homo.
by dr sauch
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:16:57 PM
im a homo because i didnt like this?
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:28:47 PM
so this is "cool" now?
by Calico Pete
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:11:50 PM
That was great!
by Darth Thoth
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:19:22 PM
I love Roscoes
by crazybubba
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:14:17 PM
Mr. Zeddemore
by Munro Kelly
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:24:00 PM
Even The Tits Are Retro
by SMARTASS8
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:41:25 PM
crazybubba
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:10:15 PM
chappelle please
by smutpeddlar
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:24:09 PM
Perfection.
by ChezKing
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:39:20 PM
I was digging this......
by otm shank
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:31:32 AM
Black Jesus!!!
by grandwiz
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:36:40 AM
John Witherspoon
by grandwiz
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:39:55 AM
I just blew a load
by jessdogg420
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:43:11 AM
Baltimore Colts All-Star running back
by Mike Fornes
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:47:05 AM
Wow.
by DrAndonuts
Nov 23rd, 2008
02:35:02 AM
Stylistically fantastic! But will it be as funny as I'm Gonna G
by Mr Nicholas
Nov 23rd, 2008
03:52:31 AM
funny as fuck
by DC Films
Nov 23rd, 2008
04:18:07 AM
They stole my casting ideas!
by Mike Fornes
Nov 23rd, 2008
06:49:06 AM
Sorry
by Mike Fornes
Nov 23rd, 2008
06:51:09 AM
oh my god. it's brilliant
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:16:46 AM
I haven't watched a trailer this much since, well, ever
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:25:02 AM
No, really that made my day
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:30:34 AM
I have now found Jesus.
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:31:34 AM
They had me at Black Dynamite.
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:34:23 AM
They had me again at Captain Kangaroo.
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:34:45 AM
Zedd, Black Dynamite looks awesome
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:11:17 AM
Pieces
by darthschneider67
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:30:19 AM
I also drive a 5 thousand dollar car
by g-ride9000
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:57:12 AM
Another movie disturbing like Pieces is...
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:05:58 AM
Werewolf? Women's Prison?
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:28:44 AM
'cept it's not available at the Flix o' Net
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:31:16 AM
nope, not available for purchase needer
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:32:42 AM
LOOKS LIKE CRAP AND YOU ARE ALL SHEEP
by Bass Bastardson
Nov 23rd, 2008
01:15:16 PM
I'll say it again: WHEN IS THIS COMING OUT?
by Zeke25:17
Nov 23rd, 2008
01:52:06 PM
parody, serious... who cares?
by filmfanatic1
Nov 23rd, 2008
02:26:54 PM
BLACK DYNAMITE!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:11:32 PM
OK, since no one's answering...
by Zeke25:17
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:49:15 PM
Favorite Pam Grier flicks?
by Zeke25:17
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:55:01 PM
I'm amazed by how much I like Blaxploitation
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
06:36:09 PM
Sundance 2009, fuck that!
by SoylentMean
Nov 23rd, 2008
06:38:21 PM
The trailer has only 12 seconds of new material
by Kakupacal53
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:55:49 PM
Yeah, is this a full movie, or a compilation?
by bravogolfhotel
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:15:14 PM
America's fear of naked tits and asses...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 24th, 2008
12:16:53 AM
As someone who has seen it...
by Continentalop
Nov 24th, 2008
01:13:38 AM
I'm gonna let 'em know...
by CountdeCeredigion
Nov 24th, 2008
04:42:48 AM
Continentalop
by Kakupacal53
Nov 24th, 2008
06:38:30 AM
Crap-A-Lap!
by HulkSmashNow
Nov 24th, 2008
09:17:24 AM
Kakupacal53
by Continentalop
Nov 24th, 2008
11:03:35 AM
the Human Tornado
by NinjaChampion
Nov 24th, 2008
11:50:30 AM
Yeah, I find it hard to believe this VO isn't original
by Continentalop
Nov 24th, 2008
12:44:02 PM
Dolemite Lives Again!
by Nesstar
Nov 24th, 2008
01:51:38 PM
sweet!
by Nizzuts
Nov 24th, 2008
02:23:55 PM
Won't be as good as Boss Nigger....
by TheWaqman
Nov 24th, 2008
06:28:46 PM
Looks like complete shit!
by Power_Girl
Nov 24th, 2008
08:43:33 PM
But I sell drugs in the community!
by Xandar1977
Nov 24th, 2008
11:11:08 PM
Wow!
by utz_world
Nov 25th, 2008
12:07:10 AM
And One More Thing...
by utz_world
Nov 25th, 2008
12:08:28 AM
RELEASE DATE
by utz_world
Nov 25th, 2008
12:26:00 AM
haha, I like it!
by The Amazing G
Nov 25th, 2008
03:38:47 AM

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