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Harry basks in the TWILIGHT... it is so cool to be in love

A strange thing happened on my way to ridicule my wife’s love for TWILIGHT… I kinda sorta fell a little in love too.

I’m a softy, I admit it. I love romance, be it silly or serious… momentary or eternal. I’m a sucker for stories about people that shouldn’t be together that just… despite the order of the food chain, find a reason to fight their natural instincts and… well… get it on.

So sign me up for BetweenHisDiamondThighs.Com cuz I’m a fan of Catherine Hardwicke’s TWILIGHT. That said, it’s not anywhere near the best Vampire film of the year… that falls to LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, which is… all at once, more romantic and scarier and far better shot. But I like this film.

First off, if your spouse or significant other is dragging you to see TWILIGHT this weekend, you should know… flat out, it’s crushingly romantic. I’ve seen the film twice now, yes – my wife has a problem, but genuinely, I like the film more than she does. She flat out despises Carter Burwell’s 80’s-esque score, and misses a few scenes that were her favorite from the novel, but overall… she does love the movie.

The second most important thing you should know about TWILIGHT is that it really isn’t a VAMPIRE film. There are Vampires. It is a “I fell in love with the nicest Vampire” story – but at the end of the day, this is a ROMANCE movie. If you’re filing it in a video store, it absolutely belongs in romances – the same way that SOMEWHERE IN TIME belongs in ROMANCE. Is it as great a romance as SOMEWHERE IN TIME? No, it’s closer to Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman’s BEAUTY AND THE BEAST and TV’s LOIS & CLARK. Actually… that’s not quite right either.

This is much closer to PRETTY IN PINK.

Bella is very much a girl in the Molly Ringwald brand. Nowhere near as eclectic or cool, but a girl that doesn’t necessarily fit in with any of the groups. Kristen Stewart plays Bella as that awesome best friend… the girl that helps her girlfriends hooks up, helps her guy friends find their ideals, but she, herself… she’s alone. She feels she’s like her single father. Someone that feels like she’s best alone. This is something that everyone that loves romance feels. At their core, they love romance, they love the idea of finding someone that can show them a world that they can only dream of from books and movies. But how likely is it that you’ll ever find someone like that?

Edward? Well, honestly he’s not just the Andrew McCarthy character – he has a bit of Jon Cryer’s Duckie in him too. He’s handsome in that precious way – that isn’t he cute, pinch his cheeks kinda way. But as Robert Pattinson plays Edward… a character built to be a dangerously hot version of Mr Darcy… well, he’s very much an all powerful dork. Robert may be the latest heartthrob to strike our unsuspecting world, but he’s absolutely dweebishly handsome and awkward around Bella. He’s fabulously handsome, every girl wants him – but he’s like mercury – slipping through their fingers and a bit poisonous.

Now – you also need to know that the rules of VAMPIRES are completely thrown out the window. This is kinda like Anne Rice – where Stephenie Meyer just took what she liked about vampires – the bloodlust and sucking, and took away all their weaknesses. Sunlight, crosses, stakes in the heart, mirrors, cameras, holy water… that’s all BUSTED as Adam and Jamie would say. Here – Vampires can subsist on a diet of fresh animal blood, but it just isn’t satisfying. But it is better than killing a human life, something that their every instinct compels them to do. Their weakness – the thing they have to fight – is to KILL. That is the sadness of their existence. They’re built to be everything that a human could want, but in turn – a human’s blood is their driven core instinct. To not drink a human’s blood would be like not watching DAILY SHOW & COLBERT Monday through Thursday. Just something nigh impossible to exist without.

I like this take on the story and upon vampires. Most of all – I like Bella and Edward. I love how awkward Edward is around her – and I love the mystery that is Edward to her. I like how I believe the kids in her school and I like the teacher. I like how Bella’s parents are not horribly fucked up individuals, but just good parents that divorced. That all of this isn’t over complicated. It’s a very normal story of girl meets boy, boy is a vampire, boy that’s cool.

Could it be better?

Yes. I was pretty much completely satisfied after the first viewing. I went in thinking that I would probably hate it – and have two to three weeks of my wife hating me. But I found the story disarming and characters genuinely fun to spend time with.

But my second viewing was at a special AUSTIN FILM SOCIETY screening – and director Catherine Hardwicke was there – and the audience made up of TWILIGHT hardcore fans, well after the movie was a Q&A moderated by Richard Linklater. During this Q&A – an audience member asked Catherine how the process of picking what to leave in and what to trim from the 400+ pages of the original novel… well, how did that work?

Well, in Catherine’s answer she revealed a shallowness about the film that I didn’t really catch while watching it. She talked about how she didn’t want to make the film just “talking heads”. As she said this, there was this smirk on Richard Linklater’s face. And the thought hit me, “My god, I can’t believe that Catherine Hardwicke is saying that Talking Heads and Romance is patently uncinematic while standing next to the director of BEFORE SUNRISE and BEFORE SUNSET!”

TWILIGHT is a very sweet and crushingly romantic film, but it’s a lite romantic movie. I guarantee that fans of the book won’t LOVE the movie like they did the book. The reason? Because Hardwicke and the producers of this film didn’t trust in the conversations and the expressions of the characters thoughts. Sure, the movie is 2 hours long and to add in the substance of all those conversations. To do more than just the common cheap exchanging of glances and the hanging out in treetops and saving her from certain death… that takes real courage and real understanding of love.

But that’s why TWILIGHT is simply a good Romantic film, whilst Linklater’s BEFORE SUNSET and BEFORE SUNRISE are amongst the greatest Romantic films. Those TALKING HEAD scenes in CASABLANCA really killed it, didn’t they?

The surprise of TWILIGHT though is it isn’t vapid. There’s an honest and real spark between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – and the other actors all show a great deal of charisma as well. This is a very very strong cast. You will notice them in other films. And for many of them, this is where they started off.

As for me, I look forward to TWILIGHT 2: BREAK OUT THE FUR IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE.

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good night harry
by deanbarry
Nov 21st, 2008
12:31:44 AM
I liked it better the FIRST time I saw it
by Indiana-Joe
Nov 21st, 2008
12:32:08 AM
Good for you Harry
by T-RACE
Nov 21st, 2008
12:32:11 AM
Plant!
by Fa Fa Fooey
Nov 21st, 2008
12:32:34 AM
One word (that's kinda two)
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 21st, 2008
12:33:50 AM
At it's worst..
by deanbarry
Nov 21st, 2008
12:35:38 AM
I liked it better the first time I saw it
by T-RACE
Nov 21st, 2008
12:37:03 AM
Astro Boy Teaser Trailer!!
by loserguy3000
Nov 21st, 2008
12:38:07 AM
i'll defend you harry!
by bluebottle
Nov 21st, 2008
12:39:11 AM
Harry's reviews never surprise me anymore.
by GQtaste
Nov 21st, 2008
12:43:27 AM
Harry you HAVE to know how fucking dumb this review is
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 21st, 2008
12:44:16 AM
Oh Jesus Harry, whoopdy-doo.
by JimCurry
Nov 21st, 2008
12:45:08 AM
My wife saw it tonight, loved it. While I...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
12:47:51 AM
loserguy3000
by T-RACE
Nov 21st, 2008
12:49:37 AM
Damn it Harry...
by sonnyfern
Nov 21st, 2008
12:50:50 AM
harry is doomed unless
by alice 13
Nov 21st, 2008
12:51:39 AM
Horseshit!!
by MaxTheSilent
Nov 21st, 2008
12:56:40 AM
Moral vampires with old fashioned values.
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2008
12:56:59 AM
you got some nerve
by the milf lover
Nov 21st, 2008
12:58:13 AM
Appeasing the wife?
by Lashlarue
Nov 21st, 2008
12:58:42 AM
TWILIGHT IS SHIT
by grievenom
Nov 21st, 2008
12:59:04 AM
Perhaps your wife should have reviewed it, Harry
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 21st, 2008
01:03:49 AM
TINO
by SingingHatchet
Nov 21st, 2008
01:04:43 AM
So, I have a question...
by Lord John Whorfin
Nov 21st, 2008
01:07:38 AM
And...
by Lord John Whorfin
Nov 21st, 2008
01:08:45 AM
So, Edward.
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2008
01:10:16 AM
I'll stick with True Blood
by MattmanReturns
Nov 21st, 2008
01:10:30 AM
Uh, and... SPOILER
by Lord John Whorfin
Nov 21st, 2008
01:14:12 AM
And... SPOILER AGAIN
by Lord John Whorfin
Nov 21st, 2008
01:15:44 AM
every review you talk about your wife!! STOP IT!! GODAMN
by TheDudeintheShadows
Nov 21st, 2008
01:19:08 AM
Lord Whorfin, stop poking holes in Twilight
by the milf lover
Nov 21st, 2008
01:19:10 AM
I can't help it and SPOILER
by Lord John Whorfin
Nov 21st, 2008
01:22:30 AM
Okay, that's just fucking gross...SPOILER
by Lord John Whorfin
Nov 21st, 2008
01:25:00 AM
Harry....
by TheMovieLover
Nov 21st, 2008
01:25:57 AM
The more I learn about this movie...
by Lord John Whorfin
Nov 21st, 2008
01:35:35 AM
oh jeeze
by wash
Nov 21st, 2008
01:40:48 AM
Sell the fuck out why don't you.
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
01:43:55 AM
Harry....
by TheMovieLover
Nov 21st, 2008
01:47:59 AM
Surprise sur-fucking-prise
by caruso_stalker217
Nov 21st, 2008
01:48:07 AM
Harry....
by TheMovieLover
Nov 21st, 2008
01:48:31 AM
The kid who plays the main character....
by Bob Cryptonight
Nov 21st, 2008
01:50:02 AM
Harry, You Are A Lucky Man!!!
by Media Messiah
Nov 21st, 2008
02:14:53 AM
the movie is cheap, Harry
by Magic Rat
Nov 21st, 2008
02:32:10 AM
It's o.k., Harry. I understand.
by Lashlarue
Nov 21st, 2008
02:34:45 AM
Eww Baby love??
by ImJustSaying
Nov 21st, 2008
02:36:19 AM
you know
by Bloo
Nov 21st, 2008
02:42:31 AM
Werewolf and Baby
by ajent42
Nov 21st, 2008
02:44:39 AM
all that said
by Bloo
Nov 21st, 2008
02:44:49 AM
vampires go to high school? and play baseball?
by dr.bulber
Nov 21st, 2008
02:53:59 AM
Why are the vamps in High School anyway?
by sonnyfern
Nov 21st, 2008
02:57:21 AM
and I bet after 100 years in highschool
by the milf lover
Nov 21st, 2008
03:04:55 AM
Yet, you won't give Buffy a chance Harry?
by DocBosch
Nov 21st, 2008
03:08:21 AM
Grown people like this? What is with AMerican society?
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 21st, 2008
03:13:39 AM
I think I've outgrown the whole wistful goth vampire thing..
by RighteousBrother
Nov 21st, 2008
03:14:23 AM
oh for fuck's sake
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
03:15:40 AM
I would like to say one more thing to the Twighlight set
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 21st, 2008
03:19:45 AM
BTW, I'm being dragged to this...
by DocBosch
Nov 21st, 2008
03:22:07 AM
even worse, Industrykiller
by the milf lover
Nov 21st, 2008
03:24:24 AM
TWILIGHT 2: BREAK OUT THE FUR IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE?
by Horace Cox
Nov 21st, 2008
03:26:39 AM
INdustry Killer,
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
03:28:20 AM
http://stoney321.livejourna l.com/317176.html
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
03:34:23 AM
Mr_Incredible
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
03:42:21 AM
Oh Please Lord....
by Wrath4771
Nov 21st, 2008
03:52:07 AM
Last Thing
by Wrath4771
Nov 21st, 2008
03:56:10 AM
Twilight= Transformers for chicks
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
04:02:19 AM
IndustryKiller
by The Mothman
Nov 21st, 2008
04:07:41 AM
DocBosch
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
04:13:06 AM
Once again, Jarv...
by DocPazuzu
Nov 21st, 2008
04:22:42 AM
This thing's gonna make millions
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 21st, 2008
04:22:54 AM
Guys/Girls, DEMAND that "Let The Right One In" be shown...
by Kirbymanly
Nov 21st, 2008
04:23:35 AM
Doc
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
04:31:54 AM
Truly a better review than
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 21st, 2008
04:35:43 AM
Mothman, in the words of Peter Sellers on the muppet show
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 21st, 2008
04:44:11 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/merlin/in dex.shtml
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 21st, 2008
04:48:22 AM
I would like it if harry was to pepper his reviews with...
by emeraldboy
Nov 21st, 2008
04:56:07 AM
Harlequin Romance meets Dracula's Gonads
by Shub-Wankalot
Nov 21st, 2008
04:56:48 AM
Brillant last line Harry
by Midnightxpress
Nov 21st, 2008
04:56:48 AM
the main character...
by NeiltheSheep
Nov 21st, 2008
05:00:39 AM
Sunlight?
by Bramton1
Nov 21st, 2008
05:45:51 AM
GAY.
by Karl Childers
Nov 21st, 2008
05:52:46 AM
Linklater should have taken a shit on stage...
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Nov 21st, 2008
06:05:50 AM
Why was linklater even sharing a stage with
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
06:19:19 AM
TWILIGHT TALKBACK 2: THE BACKLASH CONTINUES
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
06:20:32 AM
IT'S LIKE REVENGE OF THE SITH BUT WITH VAMPIRES
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
06:21:31 AM
Glad for the review
by Dazzler69
Nov 21st, 2008
06:52:45 AM
MORE OFFENSIVE THINGS TO SAY IN THEATER DURING TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
06:58:18 AM
Really annoyed at this crap being labled "for women"
by Mavra Chang
Nov 21st, 2008
07:04:58 AM
This was shit.
by Sebilrazen
Nov 21st, 2008
07:05:09 AM
Oh harry you HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING US.
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
07:21:02 AM
The key to GOTH fairy tales...
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
07:25:41 AM
The worst part is..harry liked it MORE than his wife..
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
07:28:36 AM
Sebilrazen
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
07:42:51 AM
Underworld>Twilight
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
07:49:33 AM
Uhhh, Harry, your credibility is seriously in question.
by dr sauch
Nov 21st, 2008
07:52:47 AM
Dogshit>Horseshit
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Nov 21st, 2008
07:53:04 AM
Jesus Harry...
by Cap'n Jack
Nov 21st, 2008
07:55:21 AM
Why so threatened?
by arloflores
Nov 21st, 2008
08:08:38 AM
Actually, I read one paragraph...
by Cap'n Jack
Nov 21st, 2008
08:12:26 AM
Harry. My wife likes reruns of The Golden Girls
by The_joker
Nov 21st, 2008
08:14:10 AM
Harry is HARDCORE MORMON....
by FlickaPoo
Nov 21st, 2008
08:14:31 AM
My wife told me never to read the books.
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
08:16:41 AM
Credibility is question?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Nov 21st, 2008
08:20:16 AM
arloflores- not threatened. Sickened.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
08:21:15 AM
HARCORE MORMON I say!
by FlickaPoo
Nov 21st, 2008
08:25:09 AM
man, I'd like to fuck this pregnant bitch...
by Cap'n Jack
Nov 21st, 2008
08:30:18 AM
MORE OFFENSIVE THINGS TO SAY IN THEATER DURING TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
08:31:23 AM
MORE OFFENSIVE THINGS TO SAY IN THEATER DURING TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
08:32:13 AM
Twilight vs. True Blood
by Mr Slippy Fist
Nov 21st, 2008
08:34:03 AM
HEY LAY OFF SEX AND THE CITY
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
08:35:34 AM
AND NAKED LIZZY CAPLAN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
08:38:12 AM
Is anyone really suprised Harry loved this?
by Sin86a
Nov 21st, 2008
08:42:13 AM
SATC= dogshit
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
08:42:17 AM
So harrys in love and now loves shit.
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
08:50:54 AM
TRUE BLOOD FTW. Seriously.
by SpyGuy
Nov 21st, 2008
08:52:14 AM
Hey Van Helsing was good fun...
by Cap'n Jack
Nov 21st, 2008
08:55:44 AM
Ahhhh.....Romantic Vampires and Pederast Werewolves
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
09:04:16 AM
I have the ability to enjoy films like Titanic, R
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
09:05:09 AM
However...
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
09:08:13 AM
Does Edward tell Bella that
by Spandau Belly
Nov 21st, 2008
09:13:58 AM
CapnJack & lostjarv
by arloflores
Nov 21st, 2008
09:16:35 AM
It'd be great if Blade ran into the movie...
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
09:17:16 AM
HARRY....I AM ONE OF YOUR LAST DEFENDERS.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
09:24:35 AM
arloflores
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
09:24:49 AM
Didn't Buffy do this before?
by Kizeesh
Nov 21st, 2008
09:34:40 AM
Great. Just Great...
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Nov 21st, 2008
09:45:46 AM
FUCK YES!! MY NAME IS BRUCE, I got my ticket!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
09:46:55 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
09:54:06 AM
SPARKLING VAMPIRES, MAN !
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
09:54:47 AM
Enjoy your time in the limelight, folks :
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
09:59:28 AM
MMMMIIISSSTTTEEERRR SSSPPPARRRKKLLLEEE!!!
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
10:00:33 AM
To not excuse THIS Jonas Brothers level blight
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
10:04:41 AM
What we forgot about 8/9 already?
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Nov 21st, 2008
10:04:47 AM
Hey! Let's Give it to Harry! He'll Like It!
by kevinwillis.net
Nov 21st, 2008
10:07:08 AM
Industrykiller, you really are a cunt.
by TheLastCleric
Nov 21st, 2008
10:10:11 AM
Twilight 2:
by j_difool
Nov 21st, 2008
10:11:07 AM
WINSTON
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
10:13:28 AM
MORMON SPARKLE MAGIC :
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
11:01:26 AM
12 year old girl in a fat suit!
by Pooter the Clown
Nov 21st, 2008
11:01:32 AM
I GOT YOUR SPARKLES RIGHT HERE!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
11:07:11 AM
THE TRAILER MADE ME CRY ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
11:08:06 AM
Of course I'm right,
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
11:15:23 AM
PLANT!!!
by onezeroone
Nov 21st, 2008
11:19:58 AM
a mortal falls i love with a vampire??
by slappy jones
Nov 21st, 2008
11:20:21 AM
Renny Harlin
by Series7
Nov 21st, 2008
11:26:44 AM
Why don't they have two vampires fall in love?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 21st, 2008
11:26:58 AM
Hey Harry
by Admiral Akwelches
Nov 21st, 2008
11:33:32 AM
Extract from Book 2
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
11:35:44 AM
Jesus, some guys are going to get laid tonight
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 21st, 2008
11:38:27 AM
200 year old Vampire fist fits PERFECTLY in
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
11:41:41 AM
Baby-fucking vampires have no place in film.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
11:44:01 AM
This movie will test
by Series7
Nov 21st, 2008
11:47:31 AM
So the only thing that can kill a vampire looks to be...
by drewlicious
Nov 21st, 2008
11:49:46 AM
Kristin Stewart: The Secret Of Pattinson's Appeal -
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 21st, 2008
11:51:31 AM
drewlicious - Good Point
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 21st, 2008
11:56:00 AM
A little tortured artist?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 21st, 2008
11:56:56 AM
Book 3
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
11:57:21 AM
From the people who brought you...
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Nov 21st, 2008
11:57:51 AM
Male or female Chitty?
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 21st, 2008
11:58:53 AM
That was going to be something about
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
12:00:12 PM
If I was immortal...
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 21st, 2008
12:01:38 PM
Female M4ncer
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 21st, 2008
12:03:28 PM
If you're not a female under 16
by hst666
Nov 21st, 2008
12:05:43 PM
Maybe that's the real genius
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
12:05:52 PM
If I was immortal,
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
12:06:59 PM
Fisted by Vampire = Nuked the Fridge
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
12:17:34 PM
Harry quotes:
by skimn
Nov 21st, 2008
12:18:47 PM
Rereading the review, I get the feeling that
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
12:23:34 PM
LOL jarv
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
12:24:52 PM
Seriously?
by directorsaab
Nov 21st, 2008
12:26:08 PM
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
by LoneGun
Nov 21st, 2008
12:31:18 PM
If I was immortal
by D.Vader
Nov 21st, 2008
12:31:35 PM
Gayest headline ever
by yomomma
Nov 21st, 2008
12:32:01 PM
Harry: "It is so cool to be in love"
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 21st, 2008
12:40:06 PM
This Twilight shit makes Rickey miss Harry Potter
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
12:40:53 PM
WNG: Yeah my wife read all 4 books.
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
12:50:15 PM
OUR LORD MITT ROMNEY IS MOST DISPLEASED
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
12:59:09 PM
Twilight Moms
by T-RACE
Nov 21st, 2008
12:59:55 PM
The sad thing is
by skimn
Nov 21st, 2008
01:08:46 PM
Did Harry just come out of the closet?
by BobParr
Nov 21st, 2008
01:13:38 PM
2 Girls, 1 Romney
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
01:33:57 PM
If I was immortal :
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
01:49:18 PM
The check, Harry...
by I Dunno
Nov 21st, 2008
01:57:09 PM
The check, Harry...
by I Dunno
Nov 21st, 2008
01:57:09 PM
Underwolrd Evolution had NO review on this site
by Quake II
Nov 21st, 2008
02:11:28 PM
200 year old Vampire + Magic underpants = rusty cum
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
02:13:01 PM
"I've been around for 200 years. My name? Corndozer."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
02:15:31 PM
2 GIRLS, 1 ROMNEY
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
02:32:36 PM
I think Harry posted this review...
by p0llk4t
Nov 21st, 2008
02:33:33 PM
"I got two dicks....one for each of ya.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
02:36:37 PM
lost jarv is that truly from one of the books??
by slappy jones
Nov 21st, 2008
02:38:41 PM
No slappy its not from the books.
by knowthyself
Nov 21st, 2008
02:40:53 PM
Mr. Zeddemore
by p0llk4t
Nov 21st, 2008
02:43:45 PM
Mitt pops the shit-logs back in the crisp teen anus with his cue
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
02:52:32 PM
"BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY SEMEN SHOWER DEAR YOUNGLINGS"
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
02:59:12 PM
I bet the theaters showing this...
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:05:38 PM
conspiracy
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:06:58 PM
Note to Theater Owners....
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:08:38 PM
Mitt Romni says to Roman Polanski:
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:18:27 PM
I Have not read these books at all..
by emeraldboy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:21:51 PM
$7 million already in midnight screenings: DHD
by Pennsy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:23:26 PM
R.Kelly and Mitt Romney in CORNDOZER AND THE BEAR
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
03:24:28 PM
You cannot argue with your wife...
by emeraldboy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:28:59 PM
Mittforateau loves the buttery anus of youth
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
03:30:06 PM
Stuntcock Mike...HA!
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:30:22 PM
45% on Rotten Tomatoes...
by Pennsy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:32:38 PM
Mittforateau: The Quickening.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
03:33:18 PM
45%. It'll be 15% by Monday.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
03:47:27 PM
I was so wrong! This movie is amazing!
by Quake II
Nov 21st, 2008
03:58:53 PM
Twilight is proof Idiocracy was Prophecy
by DOGSOUP
Nov 21st, 2008
04:07:49 PM
Enough of this Twilight crap..HEY!! PEOPLE OF MICHIGAN!!!
by skimn
Nov 21st, 2008
04:09:51 PM
Pussy whipped indeed Harry
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Nov 21st, 2008
04:30:12 PM
THERE IS ONE SILVER SPARKLY LINING TO THIS MOVIE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
04:37:28 PM
harry...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 21st, 2008
04:56:30 PM
The SHIT STAMP of approval...thanks Harry
by quantize
Nov 21st, 2008
05:32:29 PM
Ya know how you can tell you're old?
by Shermdawg
Nov 21st, 2008
05:45:42 PM
Shermdawg
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
05:58:26 PM
Nobody else will say it?
by potvsktl
Nov 21st, 2008
06:27:11 PM
I would not compare this to male fantasy/sci fi genre films
by hst666
Nov 21st, 2008
06:36:10 PM
Zeddemore
by hst666
Nov 21st, 2008
06:48:30 PM
Well well...
by tylernol
Nov 21st, 2008
07:37:58 PM
Well, your right about the Dirty Slut thing
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
07:48:25 PM
SATC was also an insult to humanity in general
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
07:49:15 PM
Girls Fantasy
by Rev. Artemis Prime
Nov 21st, 2008
08:40:32 PM
Bad Vamps=Evil Kryptonians
by Anna Valerious
Nov 21st, 2008
09:17:01 PM
Ragging on Harry *fart*
by buffywrestling
Nov 21st, 2008
09:28:31 PM
The first 10 minutes of TWILIGHT...
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Nov 21st, 2008
09:42:22 PM
Tylernol, you make assumptions
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
09:52:12 PM
Waldo...that lion/lamb crap made me
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
10:00:31 PM
and to Harry, it's okay to tell your wife
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
10:04:39 PM
UGH!
by Yelnick McWaWa
Nov 21st, 2008
10:10:35 PM
the audience is not goth-girls, though...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
10:18:50 PM
tylernol
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 21st, 2008
10:33:46 PM
crankyoldguy
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 21st, 2008
10:35:57 PM
I'm embarrassed for you, Harry
by 18to88
Nov 21st, 2008
10:37:47 PM
nah, my wife's girls night out is bi-partisan
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
10:40:40 PM
does anyone get their throat ripped out...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 21st, 2008
10:45:52 PM
no, but all the men dragged to it
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
10:48:17 PM
It was like Beatlemania
by rainbowtrout1265
Nov 21st, 2008
11:06:39 PM
the army of girls on MuchMusic right now.....
by Jarek
Nov 21st, 2008
11:37:56 PM
Jarek, it's okay, just remember...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
11:48:10 PM
from the Massa TB on this...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
11:52:57 PM
For all those ripping on Twilight
by Zeke25:17
Nov 21st, 2008
11:58:40 PM
Crankyoldguy, look what I did!
by Zeke25:17
Nov 21st, 2008
11:59:56 PM
the twilght book, as I've said, is awful
by crankyoldguy
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:04:45 AM
Yeah, I liked Enchanted too...
by Zeke25:17
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:09:35 AM
This is causing some understandable convulsions at CHUD.
by Shan
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:15:36 AM
Anyone tell me how Buffy didn't do this already?
by Shan
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:19:13 AM
Quake 2...
by Kirbymanly
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:23:23 AM
It's not Buffy. It's not True Blood.
by buffywrestling
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:38:25 AM
Thread.....wait for it
by buffywrestling
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:40:35 AM
Harry
by Magic01273
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:55:30 AM
Crushingly romantic?
by Pop_aristocrat
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:21:16 AM
Harry....turn in your cock, you're done being a man.
by Holeman
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:41:52 AM
Is Harry a "critic"? Maybe by half.
by buffywrestling
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:45:57 AM
Well crankyoldguy...
by Anna Valerious
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:34:51 AM
Oh, and Zedmore...
by Anna Valerious
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:37:27 AM
Mythical or not...
by buffywrestling
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:43:19 AM
Just let Robert Pattinson snap your wishbones open, Harry
by reflecto
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:00:59 AM
$35.4 million opening day, maybe 80m by Sunday night....
by Pennsy
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:47:53 AM
CHUD? Oh fuck that piece of shit....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:50:15 AM
Oh shit.
by PTSDPete
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:50:50 AM
That 35.4 estimate from Boxofficeguru, btw...
by Pennsy
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:01:50 AM
Harry you let your love of film blind you to...
by JunoFallon
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:19:43 AM
You think Twilight was bad ?!?!?
by PTSDPete
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:44:54 AM
Women make us do crazy things
by terry1978
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:45:51 AM
Aw, isn't that cute? Harry likes Twilight!
by alanmoore
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:20:09 PM
Let's See Stephanie Miller
by PTSDPete
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:23:19 PM
Twilight's gonna recoup its budget in a weekend...
by Pennsy
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:38:44 PM
can Transporter 3 beat Twilight?
by the milf lover
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:04:15 PM
Harry, you're a tool.
by DarthSnoogans
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:07:06 PM
Nice try JimmyJoe Red
by tylernol
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:11:32 PM
Nice try JimmyJoe RedSky
by tylernol
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:15:43 PM
Dont like it then dont see it..
by emeraldboy
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:58:00 PM
"$10 for a ticket. Too bad I forgot to pick up my balls when I l
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:04:12 PM
Transporter 3 has got my $10 opening day.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:05:47 PM
Wow
by bellwether
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:46:41 PM
Only thing more predictable than Harry's response to Twilight
by chaplinatemyshoe
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:15:36 PM
Shan
by wash
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:31:15 PM
Steph Miller = Sarah Palin of Vampire Fic
by PTSDPete
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:42:52 PM
Catherine Hardwicke has form here...
by emeraldboy
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:23:27 PM
AMEN, BROTHER PSTDPETE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:25:46 PM
Professional critics loathed it
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:25:48 PM
FUCK YOU STEPHANIE MEYERS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:27:02 PM
I LIKED SEX AND THE CITY
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:27:30 PM
Did this site review her last film...
by emeraldboy
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:29:59 PM
I LIKED THE NATIVITY STORY BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:34:19 PM
I saw the trailer tonight...
by emeraldboy
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:37:14 PM
tylernol...
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:43:28 PM
BSB...
by emeraldboy
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:47:41 PM
Catherine Hardwicke seems to have a..
by emeraldboy
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:49:56 PM
If this movie didn't have vampires, ok
by happybunni
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:51:19 PM
"It smells like moist pre-teen ginch in here. Num num."-Mitt Rom
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:26:43 PM
I liked this movie better when it was called............
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:28:25 PM
200 YEAR OLD ANAL DITCH DIGGERS
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:28:55 PM
Death Proof was an epic scale fuckup if that's
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:17:17 PM
It can't possibly be worse...
by p0llk4t
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:49:31 PM
The scarry thing is...
by p0llk4t
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:52:29 PM
*sigh*
by Shan
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:07:30 PM
Wash
by Shan
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:09:59 PM
thanks Harry
by ranma627
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:12:36 PM
Looks like New Moon and Eclipse will be filmed
by Pennsy
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:21:02 PM
This Is Absolutely The...
by Poetic Colossus
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:50:14 PM
The one thing I'll say about Pattison is...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:32:55 PM
but I still won't get near the movie...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:34:14 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6rbaxo
by Saluki
Nov 23rd, 2008
01:07:16 AM
I can see some british based film company...
by emeraldboy
Nov 23rd, 2008
06:38:23 AM
Surprise, Surprise
by oaser
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:32:17 AM
South Park nailed it.
by wowsah156
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:09:32 AM
Deadline Hollywood Daily: $70.5 million opening weekend.
by Pennsy
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:55:24 AM
Official estimate $70,553,000 per BoxofficeGuru
by Pennsy
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:04:49 AM
I have a penis and am hetero so will pass..
by Rupee88
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:44:35 AM
Harry loved Godzilla and Attack of the Clones too...
by Rupee88
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:45:40 AM
Fox Atomic and MTV Films both passed on this.
by Pennsy
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:10:25 PM
Is there ANY movie
by Letterdavidman
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:28:19 PM
Enchanted??? Are you serious????
by ArmandVA
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:44:26 PM
Harry losing weight = twinkletoes
by Thrillho77
Nov 23rd, 2008
01:10:07 PM
Fuck This Bullshit -- TRUE BLOOD Is Where Its At
by LaserPants
Nov 23rd, 2008
01:33:02 PM
No point in slating this film
by Giant Ape Balls
Nov 23rd, 2008
02:26:07 PM
FINALLY sanity.
by doogieraz1
Nov 23rd, 2008
02:45:44 PM
True Blood?
by doogieraz1
Nov 23rd, 2008
02:48:45 PM
Harry is unreliable
by cob666
Nov 23rd, 2008
03:00:31 PM
PW
by budzrig
Nov 23rd, 2008
03:35:50 PM
For those who are interested...
by emeraldboy
Nov 23rd, 2008
04:17:30 PM
Sunlight Doesn't Kill Vamps, It Makes The Glitter!
by LaserPants
Nov 23rd, 2008
04:56:33 PM
THAT'S RIGHT, ENCOURAGE THOSE MORMONS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:15:46 PM
M'SYNC
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:16:50 PM
NEW MORMON KIDS ON THE BLOCK
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:19:10 PM
THE COMPOUND BOYS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:27:43 PM
"FUNKY MORMONS"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
05:33:07 PM
I did some digging on Bobofficemojo on LTROI...
by Pennsy
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:35:01 PM
Damn, Boxofficemojo, that meant to read...
by Pennsy
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:38:17 PM
Harry, can you get some medical help?
by uberfreak
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:42:58 PM
Motherfucker
by PTSDPete
Nov 24th, 2008
02:42:28 AM
It's not love!
by Power_Girl
Nov 24th, 2008
07:27:21 PM
"Say It!"
by HB_Dad
Nov 25th, 2008
08:17:56 PM
snuggling vampires ... WTF
by triggermark
Nov 26th, 2008
07:38:14 AM
twilight is f-ing boring...
by VoteRoslin08
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:05:47 AM
re: HB_Dad
by VoteRoslin08
Dec 2nd, 2008
12:07:05 AM
He went full Goth. NEVER go full Goth.
by spud mcspud
Dec 3rd, 2008
05:11:42 PM
Unintentionally hilarious movie. So bad it's good.
by riskebiz
Dec 3rd, 2008
06:44:36 PM
Lauren Schuller Donner...
by emeraldboy
Dec 13th, 2008
10:50:54 AM
WORST REVIEW EVER?
by The Aquarian 1
Dec 19th, 2008
09:39:28 PM
the aquarian....
by emeraldboy
Dec 21st, 2008
02:01:50 PM
this is obviously a ploy
by noiretblanc
Dec 26th, 2008
04:16:54 PM
My girlfriend hated this POS...
by eXcommunicated
Dec 26th, 2008
10:30:22 PM
She has good taste
by Orcus
Dec 29th, 2008
10:40:45 AM
Harry you FRUIT!
by zanos
Jan 28th, 2009
03:40:19 AM
Well there was that pick with Harry
by Orcus
Jan 28th, 2009
09:58:28 AM
Twilight
by Continentalop
Feb 19th, 2009
03:08:41 PM
Gay
by Continentalop
Feb 19th, 2009
03:10:04 PM

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