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We have a review of TWILIGHT! Does it suck? (Get it? Get it?)

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now, I've been a bit pessimistic about this movie... actually, that's not true. Being pessimistic would mean I feel strongly about it and I don't. The whole TWILIGHT craze has passed me by. I'm open for the movie working, but nothing I've seen so far has really struck me as being impressive. At this point if it's just not THE COVENANT with vampires and Kristen Stewart, the movie will be a big surprise for me.

What we have below is a review from a reader calling herself Saffron Starlet, a fan of the books who got to see the movie early. And it's a positive review. I'm really curious to hear reviews from all over the map. I usually don't put my interest in early reviews, but I really do want to hear what non-fans think of this film before I see it (as it looks like I won't be able to sneak into a press screening).

But here's one of the first looks we've gotten on the film! Beware of spoilers and enjoy!

What do screaming girls, blood, proms and pale skin all have in common? That would have to be the new vampire flick “Twilight.” While it hits theatres in a matter of days, a quick sneak peek tonight invited many of us to enter into the world a little early.

As a fan of the books (yes, I’ve read all four and did so in less than a week. I know, I have no life), I knew that a lot would have to go to make the movie short enough to fit into a teenager’s attention span. On that, I believe the writers, directors and other staff of the film succeeded. There were some problems with pacing, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

Oh, and just to warn you, I’m liberal on spoilers, so fans and non-fans alike: BEWARE.

Firstly, the casting department did their duty in finding people who captured the essence of the characters, if not the exact look every person who read the books concocted in their own minds.

Kristen Stewart reads like a dream. Her inflections during narration and voice over never come off as though she’s reading a script. Rather, you feel like the confession flows off of her lips before she can properly retrieve and destroy it. In the role of Bella, she asserts more confidence than one might read in the book, and a little less of the vulnerability one might expect, but the balance is basically achieved.

When pushed to the brink in moments of despair, she delivers. Her unfinished, jagged sentences never seem planned, never seem rehearsed. After viewing interviews with the teenager, I was not sure what to expect out of her as an actress, but she shines.

Robert Pattinson. I cannot say enough about how much I loved in his performance. At the conclusion of the film, the moments that stuck out most in my mind involved him and variances between the film and book that only he could carry off. Most notably, Pattinson accurately captured the disgust Edward feels for himself, not just for what he is, but what that could do to the only person he’s ever loved so intensely. The simultaneous drive to protect and destroy his beloved reads across Pattinson’s face with such intensity that I felt tempted to cry several times.

One of the most notable scenes was one of the shortest, but his face sold it. As Bella lays against his chest, caught up in sleep, completely at ease, he stares at her, his face filled with trepidation; as though this moment simultaneously captures his greatest fears and greatest joys all at once. He’s unable to enjoy the moment because of the fear he holds at his own lack of control, and Pattinson sells this so beautifully.

I could go on and on about what he did with this role, and how he took it places I thought it never could go, but I’ll say just one more and then hang up the towel on the Brit-love for the time being.

The scene when he starts to unravel, when he’s begging his family to help, even the ever-off-putting Rosalie, I couldn’t stop watching him. Edward of the book never seemed so breakable, at least not in the first book, and yet I thought it made perfect sense for him to be at his most vulnerable when someone else threatens his love because of his own perceived selfishness. Pattinson takes Edward to the brink without pushing him over, and the moment remains one of my favorites from the film.

Among the Cullen family, Peter Facinelli as Dr. Carlisle Cullen stole the show, but that may be because the rest of the family felt horribly underused. Facinelli gave Dr. Carlisle a degree of control and authority over the rest of the family despite their lack of a significant age difference. Never once did I doubt Carlisle’s hundreds of years of history and life experience.

One of the most understated, and probably will be underrated, performances in the movie was Billy Burke as Bella’s father, Charlie. The level of discomfort he felt talking with his daughter about boys, about their lives together, about almost anything was sold to a note-perfect degree. Silly moments, such as playing an almost imaginary game of tag with his friend in a wheelchair, never seemed phony, and the more heart-wrenching moments, such as watching his daughter walk out on him, always felt organic and real. It would have been easy for any other actor to break down and oversell the pain in that scene, but Burke’s face and eyes sold it without pulling him out of the character of Charlie that we know from the books. I do hope critics do not ignore his performance, because his balance of “normal” helps us better appreciate the fantastical world of the Cullens.

The school chums were all well cast, as were the Cullens, but as said previously, I feel like I did not see enough of them to comment too much on their performances and characters. Jackson Rathbone radiates off the screen with his quiet presence, and Ashley Greene’s Alice was appropriately sweet and mischievous. Kellan Lutz as Emmet probably had the least to do besides Elizabeth Reaser’s Esme. They both had maybe ten lines the entire movie, and that is one of the weaknesses for me. Nikki Reed as Rosalie did have a few very nice moments, one of them being towards the end of the movie, and a favorite for me.

The baddies did a fairly good job with what they were given. Rachelle Lefevre came off appropriately sexy and creepy at once, while Edi Gathegi did well with the small part of Laurent. Cam Gigandet really sold James for me. My version in the book was nearly as malicious as his on-screen interpretation, so I walked away satisfied.

There’s not a lot to say about Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black, but I know someone would stone me if I failed to mention him. He did not have a lot to do in this film, but I think that he is more than prepared for what he needs to do in the next one. That is to say, I felt the potential in him to shine, the same way I did when first I spotted a young Robert Pattinson as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.

There was a lot to break down with the book to try and condense it for film, so when I noted several scenes in the book condensed to one in the film, or scenes missing altogether, I was not surprised. I tend to enjoy a book better than its movie adaptation, but there are exceptions (Princess Bride being among them). I went into the film trying to keep an open mind, and most of the time I think they made exactly the right choice on what to keep and what to leave behind.

A lot of the back-story with Bella and her school chums fell to the wayside, as did a lot of her first day of school, which takes up a significant amount of time in the book. Similarly, a lot of Bella and Edwards first moments as a couple disappeared. Among the casualties are lunch table conversations, a million and one questions, before-gym-class face stroking, Edward taking time away from her to get strong before the Meadow Scene, Tyler trying to ask Bella to prom, Edward and Bella’s discomfort in the dark in Biology, and so much more. I have to say, I didn’t really miss much of it. It seemed like the right stuff to go went.

My problem was with the pacing of the first half of the film. In a book, or even in a television series, there’s more opportunity for breaks and to skip and flit around. In a book, you end a chapter. In a TV series, you go to commercial. In a movie, though, that principal does not always work as well, and at times I could barely tell if it was supposed to be a different day, the same day, or a flashback. The only thing that gave me a clue was the clothing in the scene to let me know if it was “later that day” or another day entirely. However, I know some footage lays on the cutting room floor, someday destined for the DVD release, and I cannot fully judge the layout of that first half until I know what had to be cut. I also believe there may be some missing Cullen family scenes in that cut footage, but I guess I’ll have to wait until the DVD comes out to find my answer.

Once the film reaches its groove, once the teen and immortal determine this is their path, the movie moves swiftly from one thing to the next. I feel like the beginning had to be condensed so there would be enough freedom in the second half of the movie to include as much as possible and to keep it as put together as possible.

Everything from the baseball scene, to the scene at Bella’s home where she declares she’s leaving, to the prom scene at the end resonated perfectly, and I found myself thinking “What a cool pace we’re at now” as soon as all that started moving.

Most of the iconic, fan-adored lines from the book find a way into the movie, even if in ways you did not expect. Many key moments that book fans cling to shine, but there are also a few added scenes and lines that add so much to the movie.

That’s not to say anything detrimental about the books at all, but only to say that I think the writers handled that aspect of the medium change with ease. One of the biggest changes comes toward the end of the flick, and I don’t want to completely ruin everything for those going in blind, but it’s a Cullen family moment, and it’s completely contrary to the book, and I don’t care.

There is another big change from the book to the movie that happens in the last ten minutes. Again, I don’t want to spoil you all too much, but the way Pattinson played it, and the way they edited it together was magic. It was torturous, and added so much more agony to Edward and to the relationship, but it resonated with me even more than that section in the book ever did, and I thank whoever came up with that one major change. It enriches the characters so much, and I think it gave Pattinson even more to work with in those final moments of the movie.

I do wish we got to see more of the Cullen family in this one based on my knowledge of the future books. I feel like we needed a little more setup on how they relate to one another and to Bella. The one or two scenes we had never felt like enough for me when I thought about it in context of the series, but for the one movie, for someone not familiar with the books, it works.

There is only one thing in the movie that really bothered me actively. One thing. I know, after all the adulation I’ve laid out, you’ve been waiting for me to have a major issue. Well, here it is: Bella’s Lullaby. In the book, that is such a huge iconic thing for him to hum it to her, for him to play it for her, because it so greatly contrasts the other song he played for her that he wrote. The Lullaby symbolizes such a drastic change in him and in his heart. In the book, Esme goes on about how Bella changed Edward, about how she was worried he would never find someone, and that lullaby is an actual representation of the change. It’s unlike the other song he plays for Bella because it’s inspired by her bringing out the humanity in him. We do hear the song in the movie and see him play it for her, but I think it was under-utilized. It needed more explanation because music is such a big part of the next book, and I would have hoped they would give it a little more care. Again, there could be a deleted scene somewhere out there contradicting everything I’ve said, so I’m trying to keep my heart and mind open.

I would like to advise book fans to go in with an open mind and remember that movie adaptations are never exactly the same as the book due to time constraints. There are some differences, there are some different scenes, there are some different lines. None of it should be perceived as bad until you allow yourself the full experience of the film.

I want to see it again so I can really soak it up and stop thinking, “Ok, they cut that. They added that. Oh, what’s that!?” If I were not a Twilight fan, though, I would still have enjoyed this movie. It’s fun and romantic and even a little dark and twisted, which makes it even sweeter.

-Saffron Starlet


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Wow ... looks like shit
by Lamerz
Nov 18th, 2008
11:23:59 PM
My little sister's going to love it.
by boost0
Nov 18th, 2008
11:25:54 PM
Who cares? Avatar is fucking eyeballs soon.
by Lamerz
Nov 18th, 2008
11:26:06 PM
It's funny how...
by mansuper
Nov 18th, 2008
11:29:53 PM
Ok WTF
by Xandar1977
Nov 18th, 2008
11:32:49 PM
that review is so long.
by tehgreekhammer
Nov 18th, 2008
11:33:07 PM
as a guy i have to say
by Jarek
Nov 18th, 2008
11:33:22 PM
I think I'll take a shit and look at that instead.
by Vic Twenty
Nov 18th, 2008
11:33:28 PM
Plant
by Chickswithguns
Nov 18th, 2008
11:33:31 PM
Somebody explain this to me
by Geekgasm
Nov 18th, 2008
11:35:47 PM
Hrm.
by maelstrom_ZERO
Nov 18th, 2008
11:36:08 PM
Oh and I agree with the guy who said
by Geekgasm
Nov 18th, 2008
11:36:19 PM
From the trailers alone...
by Thrillho77
Nov 18th, 2008
11:37:44 PM
Jarek
by Geekgasm
Nov 18th, 2008
11:38:27 PM
Re: Geekgasm
by maelstrom_ZERO
Nov 18th, 2008
11:41:14 PM
This is the SEX AND THE CITY of horror films
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 18th, 2008
11:41:48 PM
Turns out the shit had peanuts.
by Vic Twenty
Nov 18th, 2008
11:43:06 PM
Hannah Montanna
by Dark Knight Lite
Nov 18th, 2008
11:45:16 PM
WTF?
by Dark Knight Lite
Nov 18th, 2008
11:47:26 PM
I sure hope Whedon is getting royalty checks for this bunk..
by OgieOglethorpe
Nov 18th, 2008
11:50:20 PM
Is this a movie review or a book report?
by CZ
Nov 18th, 2008
11:52:54 PM
The series sags greatly
by Larry of Arabia
Nov 18th, 2008
11:53:21 PM
There was a line around the block on SUNDAY ...
by Playkins
Nov 18th, 2008
11:56:07 PM
I wasn't going to see this......
by otm shank
Nov 18th, 2008
11:56:26 PM
I bet Disney's kicking themselves in the ass
by Snookeroo
Nov 19th, 2008
12:02:34 AM
yawn...
by Admiral Akwelches
Nov 19th, 2008
12:05:04 AM
Meh
by D.Vader
Nov 19th, 2008
12:13:59 AM
Guys... in all fairness.......
by Playkins
Nov 19th, 2008
12:16:21 AM
And why the fuck is a vampire in high school?
by D.Vader
Nov 19th, 2008
12:17:25 AM
Enough with this Twilight shit already!
by TheMcflyFarm
Nov 19th, 2008
12:21:19 AM
CZ
by WerePlatypus
Nov 19th, 2008
12:31:00 AM
Not even a chick flick. A teenage girl flick.
by V'Shael
Nov 19th, 2008
12:32:08 AM
Hrrmmmm
by macheesmo3
Nov 19th, 2008
12:33:58 AM
Vampires in daylight...
by BurnHollywood
Nov 19th, 2008
12:39:53 AM
I saw a behind the scenes clip at the cineplex
by the milf lover
Nov 19th, 2008
12:43:26 AM
~~~~~FUCKING "LET THE RIGHT ONE IN"!~~~~~
by The Marquis de Side 3
Nov 19th, 2008
12:47:05 AM
Whenever
by Nozoli Apples
Nov 19th, 2008
12:50:41 AM
Whoa, this sounds like utter crap.
by AnnoyYou
Nov 19th, 2008
12:54:54 AM
smells like teen plant
by SpiceMonkey27
Nov 19th, 2008
01:06:59 AM
in the words of General Disarray....
by red1701
Nov 19th, 2008
01:30:16 AM
That review is hard to follow if you're not a fan of the books
by Mace13
Nov 19th, 2008
01:30:49 AM
Makes You Sick?
by wallygogo
Nov 19th, 2008
01:38:13 AM
I dont usually say this...
by Weresmurf77
Nov 19th, 2008
01:38:45 AM
I have to admit...
by ajent42
Nov 19th, 2008
01:41:37 AM
You know on second thought
by DOGSOUP
Nov 19th, 2008
01:42:45 AM
SPOILER
by wallygogo
Nov 19th, 2008
01:46:24 AM
wallygogo Excellent work.
by DOGSOUP
Nov 19th, 2008
01:55:00 AM
Guys, If You're Single, Go See It To Meet Women!!!
by Media Messiah
Nov 19th, 2008
01:55:19 AM
Awful books
by VoldemortWearsPrada
Nov 19th, 2008
01:56:09 AM
A movie about Joseph Smith Cullen
by There Are Twelve Models
Nov 19th, 2008
02:08:25 AM
Yes we get it
by SomaShine
Nov 19th, 2008
02:11:50 AM
maybe the vampire guy goes to school
by the milf lover
Nov 19th, 2008
02:13:18 AM
Anyone who doesn't think this is a plant
by methosb
Nov 19th, 2008
02:20:41 AM
The trailer looked dreadful
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 19th, 2008
02:27:01 AM
I cannot concoct a reason....
by therightclique
Nov 19th, 2008
02:29:29 AM
stupid lack of an edit button.
by therightclique
Nov 19th, 2008
02:30:25 AM
So how was the FUCKING MOVIE?
by topaz4206
Nov 19th, 2008
02:36:13 AM
Goddamn TWILIGHT
by caruso_stalker217
Nov 19th, 2008
02:36:54 AM
"before-gym-class face stroking"?? Sounds Kinky.
by Mike_D
Nov 19th, 2008
02:49:38 AM
So she basically gives the movie a free pass because shes hoping
by Mike_D
Nov 19th, 2008
02:50:28 AM
Why don't they do Rogue Angel?
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Nov 19th, 2008
02:51:11 AM
Twilight gives me a case of the red ass.
by The-Duke-of-New-York
Nov 19th, 2008
03:04:33 AM
This review is unreadable.
by The-Duke-of-New-York
Nov 19th, 2008
03:09:59 AM
Umm, reveiwer.
by Fortunesfool
Nov 19th, 2008
03:14:20 AM
oh no.
by alice 13
Nov 19th, 2008
03:14:22 AM
Either a plant
by Olsen Twins_Fan
Nov 19th, 2008
03:14:46 AM
does aint it cool get paid by the studios to print this?
by soup74
Nov 19th, 2008
03:14:52 AM
P.L.A.N.T.
by mattg76
Nov 19th, 2008
03:16:08 AM
Wanna hot chick?
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 19th, 2008
03:16:11 AM
McPlant with fries!
by mattg76
Nov 19th, 2008
03:18:21 AM
I couldn't read the review after 3 1/2 paragraphs.
by Roketopunch
Nov 19th, 2008
03:21:52 AM
Hey tweener I'm hundred want to stroke it before gym-class?
by Knugen
Nov 19th, 2008
03:28:42 AM
I call bullshit on the review...smells like a Plant!
by Shub-Wankalot
Nov 19th, 2008
03:35:45 AM
Ending SPOILER: is there a SQUID in his pants?
by Bob Cryptonight
Nov 19th, 2008
03:55:37 AM
Who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 19th, 2008
04:01:00 AM
cz- "squealing, frenzied, hive vagina" ha ha ha
by Kubla_Khan
Nov 19th, 2008
04:06:19 AM
I like movies
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
04:10:19 AM
If a Buffy movie happens off the back of the success of this
by henrydalton
Nov 19th, 2008
04:21:18 AM
Twilight= shit.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
04:38:29 AM
u.k. star
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
04:47:42 AM
You guys and your fuckin' Buffy
by caruso_stalker217
Nov 19th, 2008
05:02:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=ZXZi25kwhHA
by deciple87
Nov 19th, 2008
05:23:34 AM
Well, The Book Sucked, So, I Reckon The Movie Will Suck More
by LaserPants
Nov 19th, 2008
05:44:24 AM
TRUE BLOOD Is Where Its At
by LaserPants
Nov 19th, 2008
05:45:03 AM
I'm Gonna See LET THE RIGHT ONE IN Instead
by LaserPants
Nov 19th, 2008
05:47:05 AM
“What a cool pace we’re at now”
by Gungan Slayer
Nov 19th, 2008
05:51:58 AM
Can we not just agree that...
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
05:53:46 AM
http://stoney321.livejourna l.com/317176.html
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
06:03:20 AM
NEUR0M4NCER
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
06:04:19 AM
Lost Jarv
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
06:15:22 AM
green AND leafy
by ArmandVA
Nov 19th, 2008
06:16:48 AM
Just watched the trailer
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
06:20:50 AM
Oh yeah -
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
06:23:14 AM
Fair enough
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
06:42:45 AM
Lost Jarv
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
06:53:50 AM
200 year old dude in high school....Pervert
by masteryoda007
Nov 19th, 2008
07:00:39 AM
u.k. star
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
07:00:50 AM
Hot Topic: The Movie
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Nov 19th, 2008
07:02:06 AM
Didn't we do this a decade ago...
by BiggusDickus
Nov 19th, 2008
07:04:04 AM

by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
07:05:34 AM
For everyone screaming "Plant!" on this site
by Paul Bucciarelli
Nov 19th, 2008
07:05:39 AM
Paul Bucciarelli
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
07:08:42 AM
Oh shit...
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
07:10:23 AM
u.k. star
by just pillow talk
Nov 19th, 2008
07:11:12 AM
oh, and it looks like shit
by just pillow talk
Nov 19th, 2008
07:11:41 AM
Why do so many "guys" bitch about this?
by Nice Marmot
Nov 19th, 2008
07:22:43 AM
Now we know how it feels...
by tonagan
Nov 19th, 2008
07:27:42 AM
Nice Marmot
by just pillow talk
Nov 19th, 2008
07:27:59 AM
I Love Twilight because it gives my wife perspective
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Nov 19th, 2008
07:28:56 AM
Does it have a squid?
by codereduk
Nov 19th, 2008
07:29:29 AM
Nice Marmot
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
07:34:00 AM
No Squid, No Peace.
by Le Vicious Fishus
Nov 19th, 2008
07:36:26 AM
Why Is It That Boy Geeks...
by Sean38
Nov 19th, 2008
07:39:24 AM
It's up to South Park tonite...
by Kid Z
Nov 19th, 2008
07:44:13 AM
That 'review' was a load of fangirl jizz
by Kizeesh
Nov 19th, 2008
07:45:44 AM
Count PLANTula
by Zombieflicker
Nov 19th, 2008
07:46:40 AM
dioxholster...
by BiggusDickus
Nov 19th, 2008
07:48:10 AM
Uk star
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
07:49:12 AM
PLANT
by Karl Childers
Nov 19th, 2008
07:52:09 AM
and the reason that this shit matters
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
07:55:10 AM
Seeing Twilight will get you chicks!
by OBSD
Nov 19th, 2008
08:03:05 AM
NEUR0M4NCER
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
08:03:30 AM
Thanks for being brave enough to post a review here
by freydis
Nov 19th, 2008
08:04:30 AM
sorry
by OBSD
Nov 19th, 2008
08:07:35 AM
Frankly, this Twilight shit has no place here
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
08:09:59 AM
just pillow talk
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
08:10:41 AM
dioxholster
by just pillow talk
Nov 19th, 2008
08:13:58 AM
Lost Jarv
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
08:15:37 AM
u.k. star
by just pillow talk
Nov 19th, 2008
08:16:45 AM
Yeah the girls have as much a right to geek out
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
08:17:53 AM
Is it wrong that
by yodaismyhomie
Nov 19th, 2008
08:20:33 AM
"Frankly, this Twilight shit has no place here"
by Karl Childers
Nov 19th, 2008
08:24:16 AM
It's A Vampire Film for Chicks - Why All the Hate?
by cowboyone
Nov 19th, 2008
08:29:39 AM
I couldn't get through the 1st paragraph of that review.
by Mr Slippy Fist
Nov 19th, 2008
08:29:45 AM
Well...we sure think they're great...
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
08:30:17 AM
I'm 41 and I'm so not their target market.
by quentintarantado
Nov 19th, 2008
08:30:40 AM
u.k. star
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
08:33:46 AM
just pillow talk
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
08:37:09 AM
U.K. star
by Paul Bucciarelli
Nov 19th, 2008
08:39:19 AM
"I'm 200 years old and I like bald, young pussy"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
08:43:39 AM
Spleen venting
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
08:44:16 AM
to STFU Donny - I totally agree
by VAWitch
Nov 19th, 2008
08:44:42 AM
I first heard about this Twilight business about a month...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
08:47:49 AM
Paul Bucciarelli
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
08:47:50 AM
Thank God the US isn't the only country making vamp flicks
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
08:57:25 AM
Mr. Zeddemore
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
08:57:28 AM
Let The Right One In...
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
09:00:36 AM
BTW the "smart" alternative is..Let the right one in.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
09:00:59 AM
Damned right I insulted you. And I wasn't joking.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
09:07:18 AM
Let the right one in
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
09:08:03 AM
Paul Bucciarelli
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
09:13:31 AM
Gone With The WInd
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
09:17:59 AM
Not to defend this movie but...
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
09:24:14 AM
The best part of twilight: Edward is a virgin.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
09:26:54 AM
Sorry, emo kiddies...I'm watching TRUE BLOOD instead.
by SpyGuy
Nov 19th, 2008
09:27:22 AM
Fuck this movie. Its a disgrace this site covers this shit....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:27:28 AM
Too Gushy!
by s8ntmark
Nov 19th, 2008
09:27:38 AM
why are all Twilight fans fat?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:27:51 AM
Open minds
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
09:27:54 AM
I thought she was talking about CARRIE in that opening
by Stormwatcher
Nov 19th, 2008
09:29:26 AM
Good God!!!
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
09:32:09 AM
vampires are SOOOO 90s
by spidercoz
Nov 19th, 2008
09:33:21 AM
Yeah fuck Twilight. Watch TRUE BLOOD.
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
09:33:59 AM
This shit is written by a mormon?
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
09:34:20 AM
"I'm 200 years old. I smell teen clam. Num num."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
09:38:14 AM
Naked Anna Paquin
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
09:38:24 AM
I saw this last night, and I've never read the books
by Freakemovie
Nov 19th, 2008
09:40:13 AM
IF YOU OPPOSE PROP 8 -- BOYCOTT TWILIGHT!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:43:11 AM
With any luck
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
09:43:14 AM
TWILIGHT IS MORMON PROPAGANDA!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:43:41 AM
Uncle_Eldritch
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
09:44:17 AM
how often is Anna Paquin naked?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:44:29 AM
Lost Jarv
by Paul Bucciarelli
Nov 19th, 2008
09:45:20 AM
That not the
by Paul Bucciarelli
Nov 19th, 2008
09:45:53 AM
Doesn't seem like this is the target demographic
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 19th, 2008
09:48:14 AM
And DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 19th, 2008
09:48:53 AM
Mr. Zeddemore
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
09:50:34 AM
With any luck
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
09:51:52 AM
Danny
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
09:53:10 AM
JumpinJehosaphat
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:54:39 AM
Jarv
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
09:55:35 AM
HoboCode -- bless Anna's breasts....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:55:45 AM
ON a piano, yes
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
09:56:43 AM
Uncle_Eldritch
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
09:57:03 AM
awwww that chick from Cloverfield?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:57:21 AM
I noticed that a lot of the TB
by Maestro610
Nov 19th, 2008
09:57:47 AM
I would rather pay to see a Judd Apatow film....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
09:59:28 AM
Yes...fangirls are as hot as fanguys.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:01:03 AM
Maestro610
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:01:07 AM
and you think you aren't condescending?
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:01:12 AM
JumpinJehosaphat
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
10:02:28 AM
the book is 400 pages of...
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:03:45 AM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:04:39 AM
Its a guilty pleasure dannyglover
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:05:19 AM
TWILIGHT represents teen girls like SARAH PALIN represents women
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:05:45 AM
Sort of on the same side note...
by Maestro610
Nov 19th, 2008
10:05:48 AM
knowthyself
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:06:39 AM
Oh yeah..Bella is the anti-female.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:06:47 AM
knowthyself
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:07:14 AM
True Blood is pretty cool
by masteryoda007
Nov 19th, 2008
10:08:25 AM
If I was 16....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:08:37 AM
No you responded with more swearing and...
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
10:09:11 AM
Danny..as long as I get to stay home...
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:10:56 AM
twilight opening weekend
by j_difool
Nov 19th, 2008
10:11:09 AM
Fuzznuts
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
10:11:12 AM
u.k. star
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:11:32 AM
"I'm 200 years old. I'm a Mormon. I like silky teen anus."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
10:11:33 AM
knowthyself: an excerpt from Twilight.
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
10:12:18 AM
once again, fuck off.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:12:23 AM
knowthyself
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:12:25 AM
damn....if I was a fat 15 year old goth girl....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:13:51 AM
Node-
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:15:12 AM
Just don't tell my wife lol.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:15:27 AM
No more exerpts please
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
10:15:32 AM
Hey now..fat goth girls need love too.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:16:47 AM
Jarv
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
10:17:24 AM
TWILIGHT promotes PEDOPHILIA!! Make Joseph Smith proud!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:17:36 AM
I hate this movie
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
10:18:48 AM
buying a ticket for Twilight.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:20:16 AM
Vegan vampires...
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:21:07 AM
knowthyself
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:21:37 AM
Thanks Saffron Starlet
by Knobules
Nov 19th, 2008
10:21:53 AM
knowthyself is on to something
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
10:21:56 AM
STEPHANIE MILLER ENDORSES MITT ROMNEY FOR 2012!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:23:52 AM
FUCK -- STEPHANIE MEYER....NOT MILLER
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:24:17 AM
Node
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:24:25 AM
They glitter in sunlight?
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
10:24:43 AM
hobocode
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
10:25:30 AM
Re: Hobocode - Wow, it really is porn for teen girls
by Freakemovie
Nov 19th, 2008
10:25:49 AM
While I was living in Salt Lake (true story)
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
10:25:55 AM
holy shit....read these reviews Meyer posts on her website...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:26:41 AM
Yup Glitter.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:27:15 AM
fat goth girls were great when I was younger
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:27:21 AM
Lost Jarv
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:28:10 AM
Lost Jarv
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:28:13 AM
HoboCode
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
10:29:26 AM
Mormon girls fuck in the ass....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:29:56 AM
Pussy Trolls and butt hole trolls...
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:31:11 AM
Way to go guys.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 19th, 2008
10:31:53 AM
Gaius is right.......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! !!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:32:34 AM
# 1 with zero squids
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:32:46 AM
"Funny. My names Mitt. I'm 200. I seek teen trim."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
10:33:21 AM
well at least the Tarantino thread ate shit.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:33:32 AM
Somebody water...
by cineninja
Nov 19th, 2008
10:34:07 AM
"I'm 200 years old. Where do you keep the crisp young anus?"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
10:34:23 AM
I wonder how much of the profits Meyer will donate to....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:34:26 AM
lol stuntcock mike
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
10:35:35 AM
Mormon chicks do make a great lay
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
10:36:16 AM
To be absolutely fair
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:38:24 AM
a PE major?
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
10:38:27 AM
Uncle_Eldritch
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:39:15 AM
Uncle_Eldtrich: "The fag vampire"?
by SpyGuy
Nov 19th, 2008
10:39:52 AM
Mitt Romney sleeps upside down....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:40:31 AM
Abom
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:40:53 AM
Wow, DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 19th, 2008
10:41:14 AM
SpyGuy
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:41:24 AM
JumpinJehosaphat
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:41:53 AM
I worked in Salt Lake
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
10:43:25 AM
Oh yeah and that suicide crack
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
10:44:55 AM
"When I first met Mrs Romney her quim was as tight as a drum."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
10:46:27 AM
seriously- this link
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:47:19 AM
fuck the PLANT
by Cedar_Room
Nov 19th, 2008
10:48:17 AM
LOL DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 19th, 2008
10:48:50 AM
Klytus_I.m_Bored
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
10:48:59 AM
Mormonism
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
10:49:53 AM
DGDB
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
10:52:31 AM
"After 200 years of drinking Blood I'm making a change. Ham sand
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
10:53:07 AM
Ham sandwiches it is.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
10:53:57 AM
Mormonism
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:54:55 AM
topaz4206
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 19th, 2008
10:55:07 AM
"Hey, I'm Mitt. I'm 200 years of age. Let's go rollerskating"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
10:56:13 AM
In all honesty
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
10:57:51 AM
JumpinJehosaphat
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:00:02 AM
Klytus_I.m_Bored
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:01:50 AM
"I'm 200 years old. I watch 21 Jump Street"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
11:02:24 AM
Holy Cannoli
by John Drake
Nov 19th, 2008
11:03:15 AM
Mormons are sick fucks....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:03:39 AM
John Drake -- fuck off.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:04:18 AM
IS TWILIGHT REALLY CONNECTED TO MORMONISM?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
11:04:33 AM
I bet Twilight rocks if you watch it through those magic...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
11:05:02 AM
DGDB
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
11:05:29 AM
I COULDN'T BELIEVE THEY KILLED OFF LIZZY CAPLAN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
11:06:38 AM
Klytus_I.m_Bored
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:07:00 AM
One of my favorite moments in Salt Lake livin
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
11:08:22 AM
Mr. Zeddemore
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:08:44 AM
Abilene, Tx
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
11:08:54 AM
I like the phrase "hardcore Mormon". I'm going to...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
11:09:47 AM
Where the fuck did assholes like Drake and that
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:10:01 AM
This would be a much better film if Steven Seagal
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
11:10:12 AM
"My name's Steven. I'm 200 years old. Through the
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
11:11:15 AM
Mr. Zeddemore
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:11:47 AM
I'D TRUST A VAMPIRE BEFORE A MORMON
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
11:11:55 AM
Enjoyed it
by Uncle_Eldritch
Nov 19th, 2008
11:12:10 AM
Jarv
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:12:52 AM
"I'm Shatner. I'm 200. I could bounce a quarter
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
11:12:54 AM
...baptizing Holocaust victims?...that's pretty...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
11:14:27 AM
There's a shock
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:14:54 AM
hardcore mormons
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
11:15:54 AM
BSB
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:16:46 AM
I think JumpinJehosaphat = COUGHLINS LAWS
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:17:35 AM
Fucking plants
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:17:58 AM
John Drake = STEPHANIE MEYER
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:19:08 AM
"its good" says saffron starlet
by ValMcKee
Nov 19th, 2008
11:19:17 AM
Mr. Zeddemore
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:20:57 AM
Made solely for girls to get wet to
by performingmonkey
Nov 19th, 2008
11:22:17 AM
if Shia can become a leading man...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:22:21 AM
If it is Drake= Dracula
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:24:04 AM
Don't get me wrong...
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
11:24:07 AM
I wonder if Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:25:53 AM
That's a lot of Talkback response for a flick noone is intereste
by The Reluctant Austinite
Nov 19th, 2008
11:25:56 AM
The Reluctant Austinite
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:27:12 AM
pay for SOUL MEN....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:29:02 AM
Obama to Gremlins, "There's a new sherriff in town...bitches."
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:30:03 AM
It isn't porn though
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:30:43 AM
...maybe I should switch to the more current...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
11:31:15 AM
"I remember the Civil War. I nailed a lot of tight cooch
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
11:32:04 AM
Austinite
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:32:41 AM
BSB
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
11:34:47 AM
the name BELLA is so fucking pretentious....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:36:32 AM
This is what was originally on one of the blanks.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:37:51 AM
Attempting to read the first book...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
11:38:49 AM
Jarv & DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
11:39:56 AM
Is Bella's last name Christiansen?
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 19th, 2008
11:40:09 AM
crankyoldguy
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:40:49 AM
Jarv: PB?
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
11:40:58 AM
Peace Winston...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:41:09 AM
Yes it is.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:41:25 AM
I've been done for ages and now you've started it again
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:42:26 AM
Bella sounds Mormon.
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
11:42:58 AM
u.k. star
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:44:40 AM
on the other hand...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
11:45:06 AM
danny, actually...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
11:49:27 AM
Wonder what a non-fan thinks
by drewlicious
Nov 19th, 2008
11:51:52 AM
Actual script dialog........................ ..
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
11:53:55 AM
Underworld is better
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:53:57 AM
How To Quit Masturbating -- according to the Mormons...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
11:54:41 AM
Aversion therapy?
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
11:58:23 AM
holy shit...you read this line
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:03:24 PM
UK star needs to read that
by Lost Jarv
Nov 19th, 2008
12:03:24 PM
Watch the "Bad Guy" clip...
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 19th, 2008
12:08:05 PM
If Twilight is primarily masturbation material for...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
12:08:46 PM
"First a thought, then an act"
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
12:09:26 PM
Mike Huckabee on Gay Rights....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:09:35 PM
LOL
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
12:11:27 PM
Titanic was awful
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
12:11:32 PM
"gays have not had violence inflicted upon them"
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
12:13:06 PM
Huckabee takes it up the ass...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
12:13:08 PM
crankyoldguy
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
12:13:49 PM
OBSD...
by DarthCorleone
Nov 19th, 2008
12:14:24 PM
I always thought Huckabee and Lindsay Graham fuck....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:15:30 PM
That live journal link...
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
12:15:33 PM
...no way...Huckabee and Graham are both bottoms.
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
12:16:17 PM
Mike Huckabee...
by DarthCorleone
Nov 19th, 2008
12:17:43 PM
Hobo
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:17:52 PM
zinc_chameleon: "Her reading is so natural"?
by SpyGuy
Nov 19th, 2008
12:19:30 PM
I've been having an on again-off again affair with
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
12:20:41 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
12:21:02 PM
zinc_chameleon quote, fucking hilarious:
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:21:59 PM
u.k. star
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:22:23 PM
crankyoldguy re: Titanic
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
12:24:35 PM
...Sears was OK at first....but pretty soon I was hooked...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
12:25:28 PM
Jesus Christ u.k. star
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
12:27:02 PM
No shit Danny.
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
12:28:08 PM
ah come on Titanic is a classic.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
12:30:21 PM
There's no way this could be better than Indy 4
by landrvr1
Nov 19th, 2008
12:31:09 PM
NEUR0M4NCER
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
12:31:32 PM
Jarv is gone.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:33:33 PM
NEUR0M4NCER rubs hands together... hee hee
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
12:33:41 PM
When you use the word fantastical...
by Alkeoholic77
Nov 19th, 2008
12:37:27 PM
Lizzy Kaplan could come back on TB
by D.Vader
Nov 19th, 2008
12:49:33 PM
I'm a plant?
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 19th, 2008
12:52:24 PM
zinc_chameleon
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
12:53:53 PM
knowthyself, I gotta admit.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
12:53:55 PM
zinc_chameleon...you reveal far too much...you could...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
12:59:13 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKHEAD
by Paul Bucciarelli
Nov 19th, 2008
12:59:27 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
01:00:50 PM
That whose opinion I trust thing.......
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
01:04:18 PM
Most of my favourite films are shit
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
01:10:46 PM
FlickaPoo
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
01:11:27 PM
zinc_chameleon: That still doesn't explain the "reading" usage
by SpyGuy
Nov 19th, 2008
01:15:32 PM
...I know, I know...and the quotes were taken all...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
01:17:05 PM
Your name is Starlet and your review is too long
by BurgerKing
Nov 19th, 2008
01:17:39 PM
If I had studio money I would have a sleeper plant...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
01:22:45 PM
"Consider that a divorce".....
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
01:24:36 PM
I watched wing commander and battlefield earth..and tank girl.
by knowthyself
Nov 19th, 2008
01:28:38 PM
Danny... what ARE you?
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 19th, 2008
01:32:32 PM
Can't say I've had a bad experience with Mormons
by drewlicious
Nov 19th, 2008
01:32:34 PM
I think a lot of you are being a tad unfair...
by Potch
Nov 19th, 2008
01:37:11 PM
And... Mormons?
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 19th, 2008
01:41:49 PM
Potch
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
01:45:58 PM
Pattinsons hair
by drewlicious
Nov 19th, 2008
01:48:36 PM
And on that note -
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
01:49:45 PM
drewlicious
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
01:55:40 PM
Mormon Vampires
by Samuel Fulmer
Nov 19th, 2008
02:01:50 PM
Cedric the mormon virgin vampire who has a thing for teens and s
by Sin86a
Nov 19th, 2008
02:02:59 PM
Oh and he sparkles in the daytime... wow.
by Sin86a
Nov 19th, 2008
02:04:32 PM
Sin86a
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
02:07:22 PM
It's be funny as fuck if Bolt took the weekend...
by Sin86a
Nov 19th, 2008
02:10:44 PM
It'd be funny as fuck if Bolt took the weekend...
by Sin86a
Nov 19th, 2008
02:10:55 PM
FYI
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
02:15:26 PM
Vampire semen will impregnate if applied via rectum
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
02:16:25 PM
Potch
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
02:18:09 PM
Warciples rule this Talkback
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
02:18:21 PM
especially if she's young and tight
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
02:19:41 PM
Snowcone - what's a Warciple?
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
02:19:43 PM
MORMONS VS. MOONIES: THE EPIC BATTLE BEGINS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
02:21:46 PM
CATHERINE HARDWICKE ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
02:23:37 PM
Lost Jarv
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
02:24:16 PM
RAMBO MASTURBATES IN THE DEPUTY'S SKULL
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
02:24:48 PM
WHAT IS THE PRO-LIFE STANCE ON ABORTING THE UNDEAD?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
02:26:44 PM
Neuromancer
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
02:28:06 PM
ABOM - YOU FORGOT TO PUT SHIA ON THAT ESTEEMED LIST ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
02:29:50 PM
Snowcone
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
02:31:59 PM
BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
02:32:30 PM
Does it have to be
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 19th, 2008
02:33:36 PM
Someone mentioned the guy's hair
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
02:34:08 PM
His hair resembles the breeding ground of the infamous
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
02:39:34 PM
Man this talkback is long...
by The Eskimo
Nov 19th, 2008
02:41:17 PM
MORMONS VS. THE ORCS!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
02:47:04 PM
Ummm....
by Sin86a
Nov 19th, 2008
02:47:33 PM
Neuromancer
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
02:52:18 PM
Brother Abom
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
02:59:33 PM
Lice could surf in that hair
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:01:13 PM
MORMON VS. TERMINATORS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:02:21 PM
THAT HAIR LOOKS LIKE SCRIPTGIRL'S BUSH
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:06:35 PM
I saw Broken Arrow
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:08:10 PM
SIN86A
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:08:39 PM
BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:09:08 PM
Robert Pattinson for Magneto!
by riskebiz
Nov 19th, 2008
03:11:19 PM
HERE'S SOME CHEERFUL NEWS FOR YA
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:12:13 PM
I THINK HER BUSH IS SHAVED IN THE SHAPE OF TITS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:13:53 PM
DANCES WITH MORMONS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:15:02 PM
That hair
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:16:19 PM
I would cut off my willy for Kristen Stewart.
by Damien Chowder
Nov 19th, 2008
03:17:38 PM
Dances With Mormons 2: Crusty Two-Socks
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:18:24 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE MORMON TEMPLE OF DOOM
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:18:47 PM
"DIGITAL MANIPULATIONS"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:19:54 PM
The only way to kill
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:20:37 PM
THAT HAIR IS AN UNDEAD CHIA PET
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:21:08 PM
Dances with Mormons 2
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:22:11 PM
Young McPlant, party of one?
by tvspace
Nov 19th, 2008
03:22:55 PM
That hair
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:24:56 PM
MORMON WARS: EPISODE IV: A NEW HOE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:25:49 PM
Dances With Mormons 2
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:26:42 PM
THAT HAIR IS THE NEW NATO MISSLE DEFENSE SHIELD
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:27:04 PM
uk star, Tank Girl isnt guilty pleasure
by the milf lover
Nov 19th, 2008
03:27:47 PM
and Chriastian Slater rules
by the milf lover
Nov 19th, 2008
03:29:17 PM
Coming this summer...messily
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:30:31 PM
IF YOU SUBSTITUTE THE "T" WITH A "Y" IN SLATER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:31:52 PM
Mormons want Pole Dancing to be in the Olympics.
by HoboCode
Nov 19th, 2008
03:34:12 PM
DANCES WITH POLES
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:34:55 PM
Pattinson's hair looks like an exploded Ewok
by SpyGuy
Nov 19th, 2008
03:36:09 PM
JOHN CARPENTER'S THE MORMON THING
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:37:16 PM
You have to have read the book to understand this review
by zooch
Nov 19th, 2008
03:37:39 PM
Twilight VS Blackula
by Dr Gregory House
Nov 19th, 2008
03:38:57 PM
I guess the cool thing for young guys now
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:40:46 PM
GET ELIZABETH SMART
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
03:42:52 PM
I Was a Teenage Mormon Nosferatu
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 19th, 2008
03:43:31 PM
Wasn't there a huge Mormon article posted earlier...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
03:47:58 PM
I Was a 200 year old teen cunt muncher
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
03:50:18 PM
I'VE BEEN IN DETENTION FOR 200 YEARS
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
03:51:47 PM
milf lover
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
03:53:21 PM
milf lover
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
03:53:24 PM
First few dozens of posts on this thread are gold.
by CreasyBear
Nov 19th, 2008
03:54:05 PM
200 YEARS OF STRETCHED TEEN ASSHOLES
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
03:55:00 PM
When you're dead you can't get erections. no circulation...
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
03:57:40 PM
uk star ... uh what?
by the milf lover
Nov 19th, 2008
03:58:40 PM
NEUR0M4NCER
by Potch
Nov 19th, 2008
04:01:21 PM
Jeez Potch, that was far too rational...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 19th, 2008
04:10:52 PM
vampire baseball
by zooch
Nov 19th, 2008
04:20:21 PM
"When I'm done, you'll be able to fit a 2 litre bottle in that a
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
04:27:56 PM
"I'm 200. Whatever happens, your ass will stretch."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
04:29:28 PM
is anyone in here actually a Mormon?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
04:30:32 PM
some funny shit in this TB indeed...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
04:31:54 PM
DANNY, check the filthiest replies. Therin lies the Mormon
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
04:32:00 PM
Thanks for the spoiler warning.
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
04:34:04 PM
"200 year old jizz may be green, but won't taste minty fresh"
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
04:34:15 PM
I heard Ass 2 Mouth is a important verse in The Book of Mitt.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
04:35:13 PM
yeah, "8 blowing 9" comment is the winrar
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
04:35:22 PM
"Kristen Stewart's anus will fall to the forces of darkness!"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
04:35:29 PM
the milf lover
by u.k. star
Nov 19th, 2008
04:36:36 PM
Hate to say it.
by phool2056
Nov 19th, 2008
04:37:17 PM
awwww Brother Turketron
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 19th, 2008
04:37:45 PM
The story sounds terrible anyway
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
04:38:12 PM
He fed on a steady diet of used tampons and pads...
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
04:39:39 PM
According to the book of Mitt...........
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
04:41:11 PM
Why would a 114 yeard old vampire go to high school?
by zooch
Nov 19th, 2008
04:41:15 PM
Jack Bauer vampire from Lost Boys needs to show up
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
04:41:48 PM
Why don't all the vampires live in seattle?
by turketron
Nov 19th, 2008
04:43:20 PM
Savage the Rump! So sayeth Mitt "Corndozer" Romney
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
04:43:41 PM
tvspace
by Magic01273
Nov 19th, 2008
04:48:22 PM
PS.
by Magic01273
Nov 19th, 2008
04:55:37 PM
zinc_chameleon
by Alkeoholic77
Nov 19th, 2008
05:01:24 PM
"Aimed at girls"
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
05:14:14 PM
funniest talkback since ridley making
by crazybubba
Nov 19th, 2008
06:04:11 PM
Whats missing from this review?
by skimn
Nov 19th, 2008
06:06:46 PM
hey danny
by kaiser117
Nov 19th, 2008
06:17:19 PM
wait, he's a vegetarian vampire
by the milf lover
Nov 19th, 2008
06:23:10 PM
PLANTATION!
by PR1C3Y
Nov 19th, 2008
06:24:44 PM
The 100 Year Old Virgin
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
06:26:25 PM
Why did the author even call them vampires?
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
06:27:39 PM
The IMBD boards are funnier than this TB
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
06:38:17 PM
From IMBD
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
06:45:03 PM
Edward is a virgin...
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 19th, 2008
06:45:39 PM
WHAT IF YOU HAD GAY POLYGAMY?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
06:51:46 PM
It's I-M-D-B people! (not IMBD!)
by Shan
Nov 19th, 2008
06:56:30 PM
"smoke, drink and shag his way through Eastern Europe."
by Shan
Nov 19th, 2008
06:58:38 PM
There's not a vampire nation in this, is there?
by drewlicious
Nov 19th, 2008
07:01:10 PM
I'm pretty sure i'm going to like the movie
by Jed
Nov 19th, 2008
07:26:08 PM
actually you could take out Anne Rice vamps
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
07:27:08 PM
"Yeah, I'm 200 years old. My name? Corndozer."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
07:30:26 PM
"The greatest trick Corndozer ever pulled was...........
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
07:32:08 PM
knowthyself, Titanic is classic crap maybe
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
07:32:56 PM
"Oh Louie, still whining"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 19th, 2008
07:33:40 PM
Does nobody think Edward is a sublimely funny vampire name ?
by G100
Nov 19th, 2008
07:40:38 PM
I can't even bring myself to pick up the book to
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
07:42:38 PM
Zed, was that an '80s Justice League laugh?
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
07:51:44 PM
And punk rockers may be right...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
07:53:07 PM
I'll stick to True Blood, since...
by MCVamp
Nov 19th, 2008
08:10:10 PM
Then Zed, someone needs to punch Edward
by crankyoldguy
Nov 19th, 2008
08:18:08 PM
What an absurd PLANT
by WhatsntheBox
Nov 19th, 2008
08:24:35 PM
WhatsntheBox...
by MCVamp
Nov 19th, 2008
08:36:15 PM
200 YEARS OF TALKBACK
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
08:44:00 PM
ROGUE'S GOT THE SWEETEST LITTLE BODY
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2008
08:45:33 PM
Mr. Zeddemore
by Shan
Nov 19th, 2008
08:51:44 PM
I would like to see this
by just get real
Nov 19th, 2008
09:53:41 PM
Hot Topic
by happybunni
Nov 19th, 2008
10:41:25 PM
Look ! Look !
by PTSDPete
Nov 19th, 2008
11:20:07 PM
I'll presume that was hilarious Zeddmore
by G100
Nov 20th, 2008
01:23:38 AM
Sounds like SHIT..and not a Trueblood fan either..
by quantize
Nov 20th, 2008
01:25:24 AM
...its all Blade watered down to piss
by quantize
Nov 20th, 2008
01:27:07 AM
Either a PLANT or a hopeless SUCK-UP...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Nov 20th, 2008
01:54:33 AM
UK Star- seeing as you are weirdly stalking me
by Lost Jarv
Nov 20th, 2008
02:23:21 AM
There's some foilage in here.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 20th, 2008
02:30:45 AM
no-one's mentioned it but it is relevant
by Lost Jarv
Nov 20th, 2008
02:33:51 AM
I agree with the guy that mentione Let The Right One In
by ChuckImania
Nov 20th, 2008
02:40:37 AM
True Blood
by ChuckImania
Nov 20th, 2008
02:43:18 AM
either a PLANT or a 12 year old girl.....
by BRUTICUS
Nov 20th, 2008
03:31:06 AM
I was going to rant at Potch for being a plant
by Lost Jarv
Nov 20th, 2008
04:34:42 AM
How does this movie have 580 posts?
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Nov 20th, 2008
06:07:35 AM
Yeah Edward is a funny name for a vampire
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 20th, 2008
06:28:14 AM
Harry loved this movie according to Facebook!
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 20th, 2008
06:30:50 AM
"What do you want vampires to be called? Vlad?"
by Lost Jarv
Nov 20th, 2008
06:37:46 AM
Lost Jarv
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 20th, 2008
06:51:51 AM
Overuse of the word "sure" above
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 20th, 2008
06:52:36 AM
Too Bad Bram Stoker never captured the youth market.
by cookylamoo
Nov 20th, 2008
07:49:01 AM
200 year old pedopire+teen gash+mormons=Twilight twinks
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
08:38:20 AM
I'd like to see a vampire named Hank
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
08:40:28 AM
Funniest vampire name
by skimn
Nov 20th, 2008
08:54:19 AM
Flickapoo and Lost Jarv
by Potch
Nov 20th, 2008
08:58:11 AM
Somebody call the Winchesters to decapitate this Edward fool
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
09:20:41 AM
Magic01273
by frozen01
Nov 20th, 2008
09:54:45 AM
according to THE BOOK OF MITT....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
10:14:23 AM
True Blood rocks man.
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
10:26:56 AM
Last episode of True Blood had some suckiness
by D.Vader
Nov 20th, 2008
10:31:58 AM
Last message lost some text for some reason...
by D.Vader
Nov 20th, 2008
10:34:42 AM
Cam Gigandet....
by nam0krut
Nov 20th, 2008
10:50:43 AM
The Book of Mitt teaches:
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
10:55:02 AM
STUNTCOCK MIKE
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
10:59:37 AM
D.Vader
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
11:04:19 AM
Mitt prefers the tightest, sweetest mitt of youth.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
11:31:23 AM
I'm Glad 14 y.o. Girls Are So Into This. Glad!
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Nov 20th, 2008
11:34:34 AM
Mitt nails a 16 year old virgin....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
11:36:38 AM
SLYANDTHEFAMILYSTONE - NOW THAT IS A BRILLIANT PLAN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
11:37:24 AM
THE CHURCH OF ROMNEY OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
11:39:41 AM
SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
11:41:00 AM
SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
11:43:25 AM
"I'm 200 dammit!. Bring me the finest young snizz."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
11:45:19 AM
Mitt Romney is such a pimp....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
11:48:43 AM
THE BOOK OF MITT PLEDGE!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
11:49:11 AM
"Big Love? That shit is lightweight."- Mitt Romney
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
11:50:09 AM
Felching
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
11:52:05 AM
Big Love
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
11:52:50 AM
"The Mitt neeeeds ass. Young, gaping rossettes."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
11:55:09 AM
I'm pretty sure Mitt wrote "Get Buck In Here"
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
11:57:04 AM
This Isn't Made for Us...
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
11:59:12 AM
Mitt's opinion on 13 year old girls and boys?
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
12:04:03 PM
In Fact...this might have alot in common with...
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
12:06:12 PM
Sly, joining the rest in kudos
by skimn
Nov 20th, 2008
12:06:51 PM
12-16 yr old girls think a Vamipre's cock is non-threatening
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
12:17:00 PM
Conspiracy
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 20th, 2008
12:18:16 PM
"I'm Mitt Romney. And I approve the rectal punch."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
12:24:50 PM
"My name is Mitt Romney. Always bet on Black."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
12:26:20 PM
Nigel is almost as good admittedly
by G100
Nov 20th, 2008
12:27:04 PM
New Twilight poster for Mormon theatres.
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Nov 20th, 2008
12:35:15 PM
conspiracy
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
12:47:10 PM
SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
12:48:54 PM
Let's try again
by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone
Nov 20th, 2008
12:49:12 PM
Nevermind.
by HoboCode
Nov 20th, 2008
12:49:54 PM
anyone remember The Last Vampire books by Christopher Pike?
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
12:50:00 PM
Christopher Pike
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
12:54:54 PM
He might have...
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
01:13:43 PM
Imagine TWO girls watching Twilight
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
01:25:56 PM
ChittyChittyGangBang
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
01:29:29 PM
Edward is a virgin forever because he was when vamped
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
01:29:33 PM
Splice 2girls1cup into the middle of the movie
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
01:30:12 PM
Nah Danny, didn't have time
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
01:31:26 PM
Chitty
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
01:36:10 PM
And when their parents....
by The Eskimo
Nov 20th, 2008
01:51:26 PM
Yeah..
by The Eskimo
Nov 20th, 2008
02:09:37 PM
They were playing "Facepie"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
02:11:44 PM
They were playing "Baste the bald taco with your quivering tongu
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
02:48:32 PM
Tongu: The prequel to Ringu
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
02:50:14 PM
death by orgasmic fury
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
02:50:47 PM
"I'm a 200 year old Vampire. Basically, I cum rust."
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
03:19:17 PM
LOLLLOLL
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
03:21:17 PM
"I lost my keys...."...?
by skimn
Nov 20th, 2008
03:21:21 PM
Cum Rust? Hahahaha
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:27:39 PM
HERE'S HOW IT REALLY WENT DOWN ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
03:31:34 PM
"I AM A 200 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
03:38:41 PM
Went down cont.
by skimn
Nov 20th, 2008
03:38:59 PM
"I am a 200-year old virgin!"
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:40:08 PM
THINGS TO SCREAM IN THE THEATER DURIING TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
03:40:32 PM
More things to scream
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:43:20 PM
Mormon Priests Interview About Masturbation
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
03:46:28 PM
Chitty
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
03:48:12 PM
I bet interviews are awkward as hell
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:50:40 PM
MORE THINGS TO SCREAM DURING TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
03:51:26 PM
Nice only goes so far Danny
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:51:59 PM
Mitt Romney masturbates with a cheese grater .
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
03:53:07 PM
Just rub Gold Bond powder on it Danny
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:53:34 PM
GOLD BOND POWDER ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
03:55:24 PM
yeah, a dick should be treated like a foot.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
03:56:48 PM
Things to scream during Twilight
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:56:57 PM
Romney has a zero tolerance policy on
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
03:57:56 PM
Yep Danny...
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
03:58:19 PM
I keep saying....pay for SOUL MEN people!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
03:58:37 PM
Mitt has a thing for the old Tiger Balm/Anus combo
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
04:00:59 PM
TOTAL CHICK FLICK
by Sappers Forward
Nov 20th, 2008
04:03:19 PM
You're English, Winston?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:04:24 PM
Genesis 19
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:07:45 PM
if Mitt Romney was Tim Treadwell...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:10:18 PM
I'LL BET HER PUSSY TASTES LIKE SWEET BUTTER
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
04:24:14 PM
But his crusty unused 200 y/o cock will feel like burnt toast
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
04:25:59 PM
Ejaculation scene from Scary Movie... except red
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
04:28:17 PM
sweet butter at Soup Plantation....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:28:25 PM
SO WHEN IS BLADE GONNA SHOW UP AND KILL THEM ALL?
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
04:29:16 PM
What does Mitt and zits have in common?
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
04:30:49 PM
Instead of Blade
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
04:32:05 PM
When will they make a Bunnicula movie?
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
04:32:44 PM
Holy shit....I could be hung for this!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:32:49 PM
Twilight's money shot
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
04:33:40 PM
The could have female vamp hunter/emo hybrid
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
04:34:47 PM
Magical Underwear
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:34:56 PM
I meant HANGED for this....FUCK FUCK FUCK
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:35:35 PM
and have him look at the camera and say...
by turketron
Nov 20th, 2008
04:36:59 PM
Mr_Incredible
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:42:49 PM
All joking aside....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 20th, 2008
04:45:23 PM
Now at Wal Mart. MITT'S MAJICK UNDEROOS
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 20th, 2008
04:46:40 PM
One good thing about Twilight...
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
04:47:48 PM
manman=Madman...
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
04:53:15 PM
Mr. Zeddemore...are you serious?
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
05:00:49 PM
Mr. Zeddemore...However...
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
05:03:23 PM
use Days Inn
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
05:07:13 PM
ChittyChittyGangBang...
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
05:10:26 PM
Yep Conspiracy..
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
05:13:50 PM
Mr. Zeddemore..if you think we are Raping this film
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
05:37:06 PM
Mr_Incredible..I agree
by conspiracy
Nov 20th, 2008
05:39:45 PM
This will probably be a $60-70 million opening weekend...
by Pennsy
Nov 20th, 2008
06:18:32 PM
Then another $50 million in new sheets
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
06:21:51 PM
Down to 3rd in the TB ratings war.
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:39:09 PM
Although...
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:39:58 PM
We have Twilight so this shit writes itself Neurom4ncer
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
06:43:28 PM
Imagine dino DNA spliced with Pit Bull DNA
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
06:46:45 PM
Instead of
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:48:45 PM
Because we know they obviously like the menstruation
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:50:30 PM
Big pile of bronto afterbirth stew
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
06:51:34 PM
My kid's two, and he'd
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:52:48 PM
I would make them eat shit M4ncer
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
06:53:27 PM
Veggie-period Lex, VEGGIE-period.
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:54:42 PM
Mormons are deadlier than Raptors
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
06:56:04 PM
Fuck it.
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:56:28 PM
Edward:
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
06:59:30 PM
I am waiting M4ncer
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:00:48 PM
Can anyone do decent video splicing?
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:00:55 PM
Edward meets a girl that fails the corn test
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:03:11 PM
Dude. I'm all over it.
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:03:14 PM
Dude, i'm British...
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:04:35 PM

by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:06:14 PM
That silly Marquis De Sade
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:07:13 PM
Shrimp Boil
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:10:00 PM
Mercury made the Grand Marquis auto
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:12:04 PM
I'm tired of pussy pretty boy vampires
by alienindisguise
Nov 20th, 2008
07:13:03 PM
With their milky-white asses sweating through their black denim
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:16:28 PM
for all the hate this shit movie deserves
by the milf lover
Nov 20th, 2008
07:25:07 PM
Perhaps Twilight marks the beginning...
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:29:55 PM
just having fun milf
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:31:13 PM
Male Suffragettes
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:33:21 PM
It will sound like a swarm of bees M4ncer
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:34:47 PM
Heh. You almost said
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:35:41 PM
I swear to god
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:37:01 PM
So anyway, back to the film...
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:37:54 PM
HAHAHAHA Take THAT "Harry's thoughts on Star Trek"
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:41:02 PM
Wiccan chicks are easy. Lots of pussy at the pentagram.
by Uncle Stan
Nov 20th, 2008
07:45:42 PM
Wiccan chicks also
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:50:27 PM
I bet fat goth chicks...
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:54:18 PM
And they'd probably
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:54:36 PM
... we'll pick this up later.
by NEUR0M4NCER
Nov 20th, 2008
07:55:17 PM
Wiccan chicks' dildos have goat horns for handles
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:56:23 PM
if Harry has a positive review of Twilight
by the milf lover
Nov 20th, 2008
07:57:43 PM
Wiccan chick conversation
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
07:58:48 PM
YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT A 'TWIHARD'?
by Pennsy
Nov 20th, 2008
08:47:22 PM
YOU NEED TO CHOOSE: TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB.
by Pennsy
Nov 20th, 2008
08:50:31 PM
Imagine a scary "jump" scene in Twilight
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
09:14:20 PM
The blatting queefs would be the equivalent of...
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
09:18:36 PM
So are the werewolves mormon too?
by happybunni
Nov 20th, 2008
09:20:57 PM
Enough!
by Citizen Sane
Nov 20th, 2008
09:26:09 PM
Tell you what Citizen Sane
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
09:30:49 PM
I have decided. I will see this movie.
by happybunni
Nov 20th, 2008
09:35:57 PM
I'm glad my suv is four wheel drive
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
09:41:04 PM
You know what will be cool
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
09:43:10 PM
Only Fat Fugly white chicks
by EightiesBaby
Nov 20th, 2008
09:50:13 PM
Don't be so narrow minded EightiesBaby
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
10:01:41 PM
Here a Fat Fugly chick, there a Fat Fugly chick
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
10:04:23 PM
They should have the girl in Twilight bisexual
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
10:05:48 PM
SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I BRING AN IMPORTANT VIDEO FOR DICKBLOOD
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
10:30:15 PM
ANOTHER OFFENSIVE THING TO SAY IN THE THEATER DURING TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
10:32:45 PM
TWILIGHT 2: BAPTISM OF THE UNDEAD
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
10:34:07 PM
TWILIGHT 5: TIME FOR A NEW CHICK
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
10:35:19 PM
*sigh*
by selenya
Nov 20th, 2008
10:45:01 PM
TWILIGHT VS. THE READER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
11:10:13 PM
TWILIGHT VS. TERMINATOR
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
11:11:38 PM
BROKEBACK TWILIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 20th, 2008
11:14:48 PM
Brokeback Twilight part two
by ChittyChittyGangBang
Nov 20th, 2008
11:34:00 PM
Fuck this bullshit
by Lamerz
Nov 21st, 2008
12:26:54 AM
Twiglight vs Terminator pt2
by Lamerz
Nov 21st, 2008
12:31:09 AM
Twilight
by Chief Joseph
Nov 21st, 2008
01:00:25 AM
Harry's review is up now
by the milf lover
Nov 21st, 2008
01:07:58 AM
Spoiler
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2008
02:48:04 AM
Starring the guy from harry potter who was even MORE BORING than
by Sepulchrave
Nov 21st, 2008
03:54:47 AM
good morning followers of the Book of Mitt!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
09:12:22 AM
SPARKLING VAMPIRES !
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
09:49:26 AM
Even my fiancee didn't much care for it...
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Goode r
Nov 21st, 2008
10:36:17 AM
"Y'know, I can collapse the bones in my had. That way
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
11:28:35 AM
Meant to say hand. Ruined the whole fucking thing.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 21st, 2008
11:30:04 AM
Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Goode r
by PTSDPete
Nov 21st, 2008
12:00:23 PM
It probably got fluffed
by Orcus
Mar 19th, 2009
10:11:39 AM
TEST
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jul 24th, 2009
01:41:27 PM
test
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jul 24th, 2009
01:55:49 PM

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