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The 20 most-watched broadcast shows during the first full week of sweeps: 1. 60 Minutes (18.5 million viewers) 2. CSI (18.2) 3. Sunday Night Football (17.6) 4. Dancing With The Stars Monday (17.1) 5. Desperate Housewives (15.9) 6. Dancing With The Stars Wednesday (15.8) 7. Grey’s Anatomy (15.7) 8. SNL Presidential Bash (14.4) 9. Criminal Minds (14.3) 10. Vote 2008 (ABC) (13.2) 11. Two and a Half Men (12.8) 12. CSI Miami (12.7) 13. Cold Case (12.7) 14. Decision ’08 (NBC) (12.5) 15. Survivor (12.0) 16. CSI NY (11.8) 17. The Amazing Race (11.7) 18. Numb3rs (11.3) 19. NCIS (11.2) 20. Eleventh Hour (10.9) Notes: * 60% of the top 20 are CBS shows. 0% are Fox shows. * A “Saturday Night Live” special is once again NBC’s top-rated scripted show, second only to “Sunday Night Football.” This has happened with every primetime installment of SNL this fall. Not surprisingly, there’s a lot of talk about NBC giving SNL a more permanent presence in primetime. * “The Amazing Race,” which has long tottered on the verge of extinction, is now a top-20 show. “Survivor,” still in the top 15, continues to crush “Ugly Betty,” “My Name Is Earl,” “Smallville” and rival reality contender “Kitchen Nightmares,” which many saw as potential “Survivor”-killer. * “60 Minutes” could turn out to be the top-rated show this week too, as it features tonight the first exclusive post-election interview with the president-elect. 7 p.m. Sunday. CBS.


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  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:11 a.m. CST

    I want lost

    by Errockk

    there, i said it

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:13 a.m. CST

    Ed Bradley is the shit yo

    by Heckles

    Is it true that you have to be 60+ to watch 60 Minutes?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:17 a.m. CST

    60 Minutes? Unexpected.

    by Holodigm

    My thoughts pre-click - "Wait, American Idol isn't on yet. Wtf, Obama on CSI? I'm so confused"

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:17 a.m. CST

    Obama to admit that he ran to steal the Hope Diamond

    by TallBoy66

    Boom baby!!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:19 a.m. CST

    Also, SNL in prime-time regularly is a bad idea

    by TallBoy66

    NBC loves to overexpose it's brand that's momentarily hot, remember "Heroes: Origins" that was buzzed about halfway through Season 1. And then Season 2 happened. Leave it alone NBC. I liked the SNL prime-time specials, but too much of a good thing is too much.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:33 a.m. CST


    by Prossor

    I was just watching a program about the antichrist on the history channel today and the program was made a few years ago but they talked very eerily about things which totally mirrors Obama. The third antichrist (after napoleon and hitler) will be someone who'll be really charming and talk about bringing peace and hope to the world, unify it but then by the 3rd year of his leadership he'll go apeshit and kill half of the world's population.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:36 a.m. CST

    Prossor - you are wrong

    by SickPuppy

    He won't go apeshit.... It will be coldly calculated

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:44 a.m. CST


    by BadMrWonka

    the mere fact that the History Channel is talking about Nostradamus' retarded predictions as though they have any validity at all is proof that they know there are idiots out there who will actually buy into it.<p>I guess a lot of people by lottery tickets and watch Lost, too. Bill Murray was right, people are morons.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:47 a.m. CST



    3rd year of his leadership is 2012. The end of the Mayan calendar. More terrifying stuff here

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:50 a.m. CST

    It's from Revelations...

    by TheBoManKicksAssAndTakesBlame

    not Nostradamus, Einstein.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:54 a.m. CST


    by BadMrWonka

    I'm aware the bible mentions the antichrist, but the History Channel piece focused on Nostradamus as much, if not more, than the Bible.<p>it's always good to know what you're talking about before you begin talking, isn't it?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:55 a.m. CST

    Good to see something halfway intelligent get ratings.

    by Flim Springfield

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:56 a.m. CST

    Obama = Antichrist???

    by onezeroone

    then why didn't Republicans use THAT bogey during elections? after all there voter base is the one who considers Bible to be 100% accurate historical document as well as 100% accurate prophecy of events to come.<p> And when did revelations mention Hitler and Napolean?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:58 a.m. CST


    by onezeroone

    meant their, not there... Edit button, please?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:58 a.m. CST

    The election's over, SNL specials would not do as well.

    by Flim Springfield

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4 a.m. CST


    by BadMrWonka

    the Book of Revelation says virtually NOTHING about identifying the antichrist, in fact, it doesn't even mention the WORD antichrist. that's only in other parts of the bible, and guess what? they describe ANYONE who denies Jesus as being an antichrist. <p>all of the nonsense about identifying the antichrist comes almost SOLELY from Nostradamus, and just like the rest of what Nostradamus wrote, it's utter nonsense.<p>sorry to say it, but you just got served like an appetizer, sir.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4 a.m. CST

    I only watch 3 shows from this list

    by Napoleon Park

    and I'm pretty sure Herc really hates at least two of them. I'm not sure of his opinion on Criminal Minds.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:32 a.m. CST

    Obama Isn't the Anti-Christ

    by Playhouse

    The Anti-Christ will most likely come out of Europe. However, there are quite a few religious folks who have reason to believe that events are shaping up now that in the next few years could cause events foretold in the Book of Revelations to occur. <p></p> <p>The belief in regard to Obama is that he will open the way for America to become ineffective in the world - especially in regard to Russia - and thereby subjugate us to any events rather than playing any significant role in them. I'm not sure I believe any of that, but I do have concern that Obama would sell this country out in the name of "unifying" the world. While unity is a nice ideal, I don't want to see us give up the farm just yet for it. Yeah, we can lead the way, but let's make sure others are willing to follow first.</p>

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:35 a.m. CST

    Ain't It Cool Obama News

    by Angry Mike

    should be the new name of the site.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:51 a.m. CST


    by Shan

    I believe you may have something there sir.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:52 a.m. CST

    And whatever it is ...

    by Shan

    ... I hope it's not catching.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:55 a.m. CST

    The most worrying thing about Obama:

    by mode_7

    He's really popular in Germany. Other things that were popular in Germany include Hitler and the music of David Hasselhoff.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 5:14 a.m. CST

    And The Bloodhound Gang!Germany loves The Bloodhound Gang!

    by DerLanghaarige

    But nobody ever mentions this. It's always Hitler and Hasselhoff.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 5:21 a.m. CST

    Cult of Obama

    by MCPot

    In my lifetime ... I have never seen such sheep flock to a human being. It is scary. Do I believe he's the antiChrist? I don't know. Does he fit the bill? Absofrigginlutely. He rises up basically out of nowhere and uses the words "hope", "change", and "yes we can" ... and some folks seem to look at him with this bizarre glaze in their eyes. It's scary that people are so gullible. At the end of the day ... he's just another freakin POLITICIAN! Duh. You want to worship someone? Read the Bible. Nuff said.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 5:42 a.m. CST

    Right on MCPot!


    I 2nd your motion. It's scary as Hell to me.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 5:56 a.m. CST

    I seriously hope that Obama is not the Antichrist.

    by DerLanghaarige

    But just because I don't wanna give Rush Limbaugh the satisfaction of yelling: "I told you so" when we all go to hell.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:02 a.m. CST

    Yeah, it's scary...

    by 1drXX

    Scary that some of you seem to put so much stock in an ancient book of nonsensical fairy tales. And it's Revelation. Not Revelations. At least have some clue of what you're talking about, instead of making it clear that you have never read the Bible outside of your church service.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:05 a.m. CST

    yes, words of "wisdom" on the Cult of Obama

    by BadMrWonka

    from "MCPot". give me a fucking break. either that's "emcee Pot" or "McPot", either way, forgive me if I don't readily accept your premise.<p>if all the Obama-haters have left to hang their moron hats on is that Obama is charismatic and inspires a lot of people with his personality, well, that's pretty goddamn sad. if you want to see real cultish charm, watch some video of people at Palin rallies. here's my favorite:<p> <p>some of the lines are great:<br> "I'm afraid if he wins, the blacks will take over."<br>"Wen you got a negro running for president, he ain't a first stringer."<br>"I don't like the fact that he thinks us white people are trash, because we're not." <p>MCPot, you'd fit right in there with your line: "Do I believe he's the antiChrist? I don't know. Does he fit the bill? Absofrigginlutely."<p>when you mix idiocy with the super-religious, you get some sort of chemical reaction of delusion and paranoia. but thankfully enough of America has evolved enough that what you DON'T get are 270 electoral votes...<p>you're going the way of the dodo, kids. keep spewing hate and fearing anyone that's different from you, just know that your grandkids are going to look back at you the way we look at people who opposed civil rights, or equality for women.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:21 a.m. CST


    by 1drXX

    Fan? I have been to one of his debates, but I don't think I'd say I'm a "fan." I just can't stand it when people start talking about how great their religion is, but they don't actually know a lot about it. They've heard lots of people talk about how great they are because of their faith, but they have only read a few dozen verses over and over again. I've read the whole book. And while some parts could theoretically have been "inspired," most of it is just stories. Organized Christianity has forgotten one of the most important tenets of their religion. Only God can judge humans. To pass judgment on someone else is to make yourself a god. So why don't we just learn to live with each other instead of against each other?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:41 a.m. CST

    0% Fox Shows

    by GeorgieBoy

    That's because people don't tune in to Fox for fantasy shows (like 60 Minutes), they tune in for real news. Hey, let's look at the ratings for Bill O'Reilly, (or even Hannity & Colms or Greta), they get better ratings than 60 minutes.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:50 a.m. CST

    It there be an antichrist then let it be Gov Arnie!

    by theycallmemrglass

    I want him back on screen, man. I miss him. I enjoy every fucking one his of movies, including his world virus contaminating evil films like Batman, and T3. Cant get more evil than that. I even liked his evil comedies such as Junior and Twins. What has Obama done to prove he is antichrist? Nothing. But Arnie, man, look at his laugh, can he possibly look less devil than that!?! Have Arnie on 60 minutes or Hard Talk. Do I qualify to be a American, one of the stupid type that is, not the sensible ones (even though I'm a brit)? Please say yes, I love you guys! I love the democracy of accusing people of being antichrist without an inkling of thought of being put into a straight jacket. Ahhh, democracy. Love it.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Obama yo mama!

    by RowdyRoddyStriper

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:49 a.m. CST

    McCain = Antichrist???

    by yubnubrocks

    He DOES have 6 letters in his name!!! Could it be??? And Palin has 5 letters... so her first initial (S) + Palin = 6... 66 .... oh no.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Would that Theocracy be something like ... Iran?

    by JackRabbitSlim

    Was Iran the last country to actually be ruled by a religious leader - save Vatican City which ain't a real country anyway.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:53 a.m. CST

    By the way - doesnt Barack believe in magic Jesus?

    by JackRabbitSlim

    Something along the lines of "I believe in the life and redemptive death of Jesus Christ"? One of those fairy tales? Just curious.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    bring back the Greek gods...

    by yubnubrocks

    now they were too cool.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:10 a.m. CST

    What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina

    by Grammaton Cleric

    Retarded things only come out of her vagina some of the time. Fuck you neocons.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Does it bother you Grammaton

    by JackRabbitSlim

    that Obama believes in Magic Jesus? That he prays every day to the big ghost in the sky? Tell me - which is worse - having a genetic condition making you retarded or willfully deluding yourself into believing the retarded fantasy of a God who will take away your problems? Or, worse yet - believing that a man who might as well believe in Santa Claus is the answer to the problems of this country? You tell me.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST

    I second the return of the Greek gods!

    by DerLanghaarige

    Unfortunately most of them were killed by Xena. :P

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin is the Antichrist.


    Search your feelings. You know it to be true!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:42 a.m. CST

    LOL Gram That (joke) was funny

    by Stalkeye

    and very true.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:54 a.m. CST

    What about MY needs?

    by Anakin Whoopass

    Other than 60 Minutes and election coverage, none of the top 20 are things I've seen. I bet a majority of the population is fragmented 500 ways and not watching the most popular shows, and that why TV isn't capable of doing ultra-high-budget miniseries like War and Remembrance anymore.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Obama is not the Anticrist...

    by Rustle

    No way the anticrist is black. First Nick Fury and now this! Besides Cheney already owned that roll. Nobodys ever going to top his performance. Obama is a long legged mack daddy..

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:17 a.m. CST


    by aleeminator not the anti-christ, and if you think otherwise someone should slap your parents for not teaching you some common sense

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Obama Pimp my new crib show

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Hell, Mtv could fund Obama;s Pimp my new crib White House edition.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    I'm still totally against Obama and everything he stands for

    by moondoggy2u

    My father was a whig and his father before him. I was born a whig...<p>And I'll die a whig

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    So Barky takes the bible literally?

    by EvilWizardGlick

    If barky is a believer and prays daily then he must believe in a literal interpretation of the bible. <p> If he believes the bible is only a map and not the territory then he has no firm moral compass to direct him. because he allows himself to interpret the word of god, meaning he feels he has the spiritual and intellectual wherewithal to infer gods plan. <p> If the second is true then why attend church? Formal services are there for those who need the bible interpreted (explained, simplified). <P> Church is not a debate society where the best laid argument wins.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Obama IS the anti-christ!

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    So is Sarah Palin! <P>And Karl Rove! <P>And Hillary Clinton! <p>And Harry! ESPECIALLY Harry!!! He does NOTHING to stem the flood of brainless fucking FoxNews fundaloonioes, here on HIS OWN SITE! They're fucking EVERYWHERE!!! <P>They're ALL anti-christs! And so is EVERYBODY ELSE! Except ME, of course! I'm just fucking PERFECT!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    You all understand barky is only the step between R's in charge?

    by EvilWizardGlick

    barky inherits a horrible economy. Barky inherits two unwinnable wars. barky inherits the empire in death throws. <p> If barky doesn't pull off a miracle in his first term his second goes to the R's. <p> If he gets elected to a second term. by sheer luck, who runs after that? <p> Biden? sack of shit is half the reason we are in this mess.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Obama isn't the anti-christ

    by moondoggy2u

    I am. Anyone want a mark?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Palin should be the anti-porn.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Just sayin, rhymes with palin, sshouldn't she be the anti-porn?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Aah, Not Really.

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    Jesus IS for suckers, though...

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:33 a.m. CST

    He's NOT the Antichrist....

    by Loosejerk

    He IS a vampire!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Jesus effin Keerist

    by Vern

    If the strongest argument against Obama is "he seems so nice and everybody likes him!" then maybe things aren't too bad here, eh? Do you fellas honestly not feel silly making the point that everything SEEMS to be going well, but PERHAPS we are actually in a doomsday scenario predicted by Nostradamus? And do you seriously lose sleep over this shit? I know you're trying to be fair about this, MC Pot, but I'm afraid "Do I believe he's the antiChrist? I don't know," does not cut it as a reasoned approach to this moronic superstition that could be (and in fact is) applied to every popular or unpopular leader that comes along. (In the Nostradamus movie in the 90s I think the third antichrist was CNN footage of Saddam Hussein. Guess that one didn't work out.) You call people gullible for being happy and optimistic about their new president, when you're mixing up this Nostradamus horse shit with the Bible, I think that's kind of hypocritical there. And I sure hope you weren't one of those people fingering everybody as anti-American for not agreeing with Bush several years back if now you're mad at everybody for LIKING the president.<p> And more importantly Herc is wrong, Obama gave his first exclusive post-election interview to Ebony. Which is pretty cool in my opinion.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    and by the way

    by Vern

    wasn't Bush extremely popular for a little bit after 9-11? Why wasn't HE the antichrist? Oh yeah, because he didn't talk about unifying the world and nobody believed him when he talked about peace. We can only fear people who seem to sincerely want peace! At first it seemed like Gandhi was the antichrist, he was real popular and talked about peace. But nothing happened and I'll be damned, wasn't Dr. King either. But this one I'm pretty sure about! The guy is charismatic, must be evil.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:45 a.m. CST

    I think the headline is inaccurate.

    by F-18

    60 Minutes can't be the most popular show on tv.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Woo hoo!

    by Fing Fang Foom

    Incredible. So excited for the USA! Obama will have his flaws, but the net positive will be enormous.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:56 a.m. CST

    Sometimes I think we should make a Talkback Cartoon Show.

    by DerLanghaarige

    The South Park guys need less than a week for a full episode* to cover a current topic, so why not do something similar about the most fucked up shit of the AICN talkbacks? (Yes, I know that nearly 80% of all episodes were about Script Girl...)<p> *unfortunately it really feels like that these days, but that's a different topic.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    I thought you meant Galactica

    by BrandLoyalist

    BSG isn't TV's most popular show?! Impossible!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST


    by Darth_Kaos

    Man, there are some stupid fucks on this Talkback!<br><br> I don't 100% support the man, but he ain't no so called anti-christ. Geeez,just like the BIBLE, Nostradamus words is/was full of shit. Individuals only use these fictional words to manipulate the weak minded, and for gain to sponsor their own sinister motives.<br><br> Grow a brain idiots!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST

    BrandLoyalist got it!

    by br1947

    Obama is the final Cylon!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 10:49 a.m. CST

    If you believe in an "Antichrist"...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...then there is no hope for you.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Obama's not the Anti-Christ, but Vern is a dumbshit

    by GreatOne3

    We "fear" people who "seem" to sincerely want peace, because their proposed solutions have historically resulted in more war, more death.<p> We "fear" people who vote against legislation that would protect babies who survive abortions, because that indicates the person to be at best callow, at worst monstrous.<p> We “fear” people who talk in vague terms about a civilian security force, because it sounds too much like a Brown Shirt force.<p> We “fear” people whose supporters create videos of young people singing/marching about their greatness, because that is indistinguishable to North Korea/Dear Leader.<p> We “fear” people who refuse to do something basic like produce a copy of their birth certificate, as that is indicative that there is something sizeable to hide (what, I don’t know, but then why not just produce the damn thing instead of fighting its production in 12 different states, for God’s sake).<p. We “fear” people who are able to beat the Clinton machine, because anyone capable of defeating that evil, corrupt organization must be more evil and more corrupt (/sarcasm).<p> We “fear” people who seem to quote Marxist dogma (i.e., “change”; “righteous wind” for which “We going to have to struggle. We’re going to have to fight”).<p> We “fear” people whose main circle of friends includes those who are anti-American (Rev. Wright), terrorists (Ayers), or crooks (Rezko).<p> Fear is not the right word, but I am concerned. There is nothing in the man’s background to suggest that he is anything but a radical. I like his selection of Rahm Emanuel because it indicates that he may not throw Israel to the dogs, and will be able to not get blown over by the radicals in Congress, like happened to Clinton and Carter. We’ll see.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Part 2

    by GreatOne3

    We “fear” people who are able to beat the Clinton machine, because anyone capable of defeating that evil, corrupt organization must be more evil and more corrupt (/sarcasm).<p> We “fear” people who seem to quote Marxist dogma (i.e., “change”; “righteous wind” for which “We going to have to struggle. We’re going to have to fight”).<p> We “fear” people whose main circle of friends includes those who are anti-American (Rev. Wright), terrorists (Ayers), or crooks (Rezko).<p> Fear is not the right word, but I am concerned. There is nothing in the man’s background to suggest that he is anything but a radical. I like his selection of Rahm Emanuel because it indicates that he may not throw Israel to the dogs, and will be able to not get blown over by the radicals in Congress, like happened to Clinton and Carter. We’ll see.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:14 a.m. CST

    For a second...

    by Kid Z

    ... I thought you meant the O-Man would be helping Grissom recapture that wacked-out Miniature Killer chick next Thursday.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:14 a.m. CST

    "She's a Witch! BURN HER!!!"

    by Catbarf the 12th

    Some of you guys have the analytical skills of a witch-burning mob. "If... she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood. BURN HER!!!" which is pretty much the same quality of reasoning behind statements like "Obama is eloquent and charming, therefore he's the antichrist! Oh, and Hitler was charming and eloquent too... therefore he's Hitler! We must only elect incoherent bumblers in order to insure we never get the son of SATAN himself!" The right-wing/AICN crossover crowd deeply puzzles me by their very existence. Right-wing nerds? Sounds like the WORST of both worlds. How do you fire your assault rifles in your mom's basements? Plus all this Nostradumbass end of the world stuff has been going on forever. (The world will end on Tuesday! No, wait, it will end NEXT Tuesday! Etc etc...)

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Stupid Christians

    by mistergreen

    The world will be destroyed in multiple scenarios.... There's no such thing as an antichrist. He's akin to Santa Claus. Sorry to burst your bubble kiddies, Same with the easter bunny.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:18 a.m. CST

    There is no such thing as the Anti-Christ

    by Luscious.868

    <p>Saying Obama is the Anti-Christ is like saying Obama is Santa Clause. It's laughable because both are things that only a naive child who can not think for himself believes in. Put down your works of fiction and pickup a fucking science book you ignorant tools.</p> <p>No, not a book written by sexually repressed, closeted homosexual Evangelical priest with a 4 or 8 year "degree" from a faux college run by fellow sexually repressed, closeted homosexual Evangelicals but by a person with a real degree from a real university that has some real credibility in academia.</p> <p>The Republican party and the conservative movement has become a farce thanks to Christianist anti-intellectuals who take pride in their will-full ignorance. We're at the end of an election where during one of the early debates in the Republican primary not a single candidate who actually had a prayer of winning the nomination raised their hand when they were asked if they believed in evolution. Not a single one. What's next? Is the Republican party going to come out against the Earth being a sphere? Are they going to give a long, hard second look at gravity?</p> <p>In an election where the country was facing the biggest financial disaster since the Great Depression the Republican party choose to run on fear, uncertainty and doubt instead of putting forward serious policy solutions to address the issues at hand because they, literally, have nothing left in the tank.</p> <p>We're in a recession and in the midst of two wars and the Republicans try and run on guilt by association with Bill Ayers and an overtly racist whisper campaign that Obama is a Muslim who cavorts with terrorists. It would be laughable if it wasn't so scary that so many willfully ignorant Americans fell for it.</p> <p>The good news is that the younger voters didn't fall for it. You may be able to continue to pray on the prejudices of our parents and grandparents, but my generation is overcoming them in overwhelming numbers and the willfully ignorant Christianist chicken hawk hate mongers aren't fulling us which means that in the long run if they continue to run the Republican party they will find themselves appealing to an increasingly smaller portion of the electorate. Good riddance. </p>

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Never checked out AICN on a Sunday before...

    by Kid Z

    ...Weird. All the christer-fruits seem to hang out here spewing their incoherent dribble. What? Do they get bored with Maybe there's more chick action here. Gotta say, I'd take a nerdchick over a prairie dress-wearing, boufant-hairdoed Jesus freak any day!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Never checked out AICN on a Sunday before . . .

    by GreatOne3

    . . . All the atheists and deniers seem to hang out here spewing their incoherent dribble. What? Do they go bored with Maybe there's more homosexual action here. Gotta say, I'd take a properly dressed Bible-loving woman over someone a fat God-hater any day!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    BETTER NEWS : TRL IS DEAD !!!!!!!!

    by PTSDPete

    YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! And MC Pot = belligerent, gullible piece of garbage.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    And why do we argue ' bout who is Anti-Christ

    by PTSDPete

    When we all know it's Frank Miller.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST


    by GreatOne3

    I thought it was Ryan Seacrest.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    "Fear" of Obama's potential foreign policy

    by GreatOne3

    From Victor Davis Hanson at NRO's The Corner:<p>For much of the last few years, and especially the last few months of the campaign, we have heard a familiar narrative. Guantánamo was a virtual stalag, where far more innocents than terrorists were unjustly incarcerated. Given that this gulag served no useful purpose, it should be summarily shut down, and the unfairly detained suspects at last returned to their families back home. The FISA laws and Patriot Act were aimed more at bogeymen than jihadists, and what little advantage they gave us was not worth the shredding of the Constitution. <p> The ‘fly-paper’ theory of Iraq—thousands of belligerents flocked to Iraq, were killed and defeated, discredited radical Islam, and, their loss of face, coupled with a constitutional Iraq, made the region and the U.S. safer–is a puerile reductive fiction. What bellicosity we experienced with supposedly rogue terrorist-sponsoring states such as Syria and Iran was largely due to George Bush’s juvenile cowboy rhetoric—‘bring ‘em on’, ‘smoke ‘em out, ‘dead or alive’—and his refusal to defuse tensions and misunderstandings through reasoned diplomacy. <p> The promotion of democracy was a neocon pipedream, in which partly through violence, partly through cultural arrogance, we tried to clumsily project our values on deeply religious, traditional, tribal—and in the end, deeply different—societies, whose own alternate politics cannot be so crudely dismissed by our rather arbitrary standards. <p> American unpopularity in the Middle East had nothing to do with globalization, westernization, age-old envy or the newfound ability via instant communications to see how much worse life was in an autocratic Arab world than in a free West, but was largely a phenomenon of George Bush’s Iraq War and his neocon advisors’ crude tilt toward the Zionists. “The War On Terror” was largely a construct to wage perennial war, impugn the patriotism of critics, and scare the American people, through false consciousness, into voting against their real economic interests. <p> I think that is a fair enough appraisal of the opposition’s view of the Bush anti-terror philosophy. And as is true of all theories, we will soon perhaps see the extent to which it proves the more accurate in the real world of the next administration. <P>So the closing of Guantánamo, repeal of the Bush anti-terrorism legislation, rapid withdrawal from Iraq (though we are already past Obama's original target date of March 2008 for withdrawal of all combat troops), cessation of pressure to democratize and the end of hectoring against Arab authoritarianism, soothing rhetoric from a new Chief Executive, renewed diplomatic reaching out to Teheran and Damascus, more even-handed approach to the Israeli-Palestinian problem, and rejection of the notion we are in some sort of war, much less one of a “global” nature, should ensure greater American popularity, win-over our critics, defuse tensions with Iran and Syria, and ensure another seven years of safety from a major terrorist attack at home. <p> So come late January and beyond we shall see, and we all should genuinely wish the Obama administration well in their promised radical departure from the past, since the stakes are high for us all.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 12:35 p.m. CST

    About this "Obama is the Antichrist" business

    by maelstrom_ZERO

    <p>While I consider myself a democrat and a fiscal liberal, I'm a Christian and I believe that the Bible is the truth. That said, the concept of trying to guess who the antichrist is/will be, or calling Obama as the antichrist is pure poppycock.</p> <p>The Bible was meant to be the story of humanity, a catalogue of our shortcomings, our need for a savior and the fulfillment of our salvation. It's not meant to be some kind of predictor for the end times. Anyone who uses the Bible that way is an idiot and should be slapped.</p> <p>Personally, I love Obama with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. But I can understand why people are afraid of him--it's because anyone who commands the hearts and minds of that many people have incredible power at their disposal. And that much power vested in one person can very easily be abused.</p> <p>Hell, look at Oprah. She suggests a book, and a single Barnes and Noble store sells over 45,000 copies of Eckhart Tolle in one week. It's ridiculous. This unnerves me personally, because she could easily tell her flock of sheep to not have sex because it's bad for your spiritual health. And most of her followers would do it, and men the world over would be screwed.</p> <p>So I love Obama. But yes, I can understand why people are afraid of him.</p>

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Yes, Obama is the Antichrist.

    by SlickyVonBoner

    Load up on food and ammo. Good thing you still have that bunker leftover from Y2K. We know its gonna happen cause everything in the bibble is true. Hell, we would have nothing today if it weren't for that 600 year old dude who built that huge boat and saved 2 of every animal on the planet. And kept them animals fed for 150 days and kept them from eatin' each other. Yep, that story's 100% true! I hafta believe it otherwise I go to Hell.

  • Who saw that (other than Fox execs. and Gordon Ramsay)? Because if someone had wanted to make that bet, I'd of asked them to double it.<p>I find it interesting that of all the shows listed (not including the election shows), only one is in its first year. Can one assume that in order to get 10 million+ viewers a show needs time to build an audience and might require two, even three seasons to do so? Is it possible that 4 episodes is not long enough to judge the long-term potential of a new show? Or is that just crazy talk?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 1 p.m. CST

    and "have asked" not "of asked"

    by jim


  • Nov. 16, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Blue Shirts on Inauguration Day!

    by thevision

    Last Inauguration Day, the Repubs at work all wore bright red t-shirts to celebrate four more years of GWB. The shirts were brand new so the red really stood out-they planned the thing after Kerry lost just to stick it to us Dems; waited 4 long years for revenge so we- who now outnumber the Reds- are going to wear brand new Blue Shirts on January 20. Its going to be great!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Thank You David and Wayne Palmer

    by Titus05

    did Obama win?...he needs to thank Pres. David Palmer for paving the way in his inauguration speech

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST


    by Dmann

    I don't know, but sure he fits the bill!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST


    by PirateEmery

    Just because you're old and sleeping in front of the television showing 60 Minutes, doesn't mean you're watching it...<p> There is no way that 60 Minutes is beating everything else...

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Could it be the football game ran long

    by jim

    and it's audience was counted among those tuning in to see 60 Minutes only to catch the end of the game?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Why is this cool?

    by sidestepper

    60 Minutes is not cool, Obama is not cool. Where the fuck is the cool in this?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Please Get Back to Subjects That Are Actually Cool

    by sidestepper

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 2:29 p.m. CST

    I'll never understand why somebody that makes 20k

    by GQtaste

    20k a year would vote w/ the country club folk! It amazes me everytime I see somebody driving a piece of shit ride w/ a "W" sticker on the back windshield. Don't get me wrong if your bringing in over 500k or better than I can understand that but some dipshit, who brings in 16k and listens to Rush Limbugh or O'Reilly to TELL them how to think or that the elephants have superior morals. Which party has a better history of helping the working men and women in this country? Not even close it's the donkeys. Which party shepherded in civil rights and before that women's rights? Who believes a women is capable enough to know whats best for her body and her future? But in reality they're really are retards out there who will always vote against their own pocketbooks. The reason, one of which is religion of course. The other: stupidity.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    In 2000 gas nation wide was $1.43.

    by GQtaste

    During the eight yrs Bush and Co. were in office the highest it went up was over $4.75. In just eight short years mind you. But what was Bush before? An oilman. What was Cheney? An Oilman. Two oilmen who control everything the ramifications are going to come out the same everytime as we've witnessed. Lets face it, those people have fucked up our country and set us back for decades!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    They'd be foolish to put SNL as a regular prime-time thing...

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    The interest was high only because of the election. Plus, SNL sucks.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Time for some new Nielsen families?

    by Outlaw24

    I watched some of the election coverage, but the only show on that list that I regularly watch is Desperate Housewives with my girlfriend. And I watch a LOT of TV, same shows as all of my friends. It's frustrating to not have representation in the ratings. No wonder most of my favorite shows end up getting canceled. Ridiculous.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:14 p.m. CST

    CBS' rebirth is actually quite amazing.

    by Royston Lodge

    Considering it wasn't that long ago that CBS was a running joke, year after year after year.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Wow just proves what morons are watching....

    by groorgman

    This is probably the most idiotic, liberal biased bullshit I've ever seen on this site. Well besides the support for Obama. Thanks for using this site to push political bullshit, really ruins it for me. Thanks.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    The Republicans were not conservative enough...

    by Leafar the Lost

    ...and that is the reason they lost the election. Fuckheads. As a progressive Democrat, please continue to believe that. If you do, then the Democrats will gain even more seats in 2010, and they will reelect Obama in November 2012...then the world ends on December 21, 2012. I am very exicted that at the end of human history, two things will be certain. First, right wing conservatives will have been proven wrong. Second, we will have a black president in charge when the world ends. I wish the Mayans were more specific about how the world will end, so I can prepare myself for it. I am not saving any money, because there is no point to it, and I am making my list of models that I want to screw before I die. We only have four years left, so we might as well enjoy ourselves.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Everybody knows DAMIEN THORNE is the Anti-Christ...

    by thecomedian

    The Final Conflict is an awesome movie and the definative "Anti-Christ" story. They tried with the "Left-Behind" movies but Sam Neill is the definitive Anti-Christ. He owns that role...Now back to real life. Barack Obama is just a man. Saying he's the Anti-Christ is like saying that Mark Cuban is Iron Man or Donald Trump is Lex Luthor. Grow the hell up.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Obama Being the Antichrist

    by HermesTrismestigus

    The only way Obama can be the antichrist is if he gets shot in the head, or gets some fatal head wound and survives then we're fucked. Oh yeah and if he forges a peace with Israel and surrounding countries, then 200 million americans dead.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    re: HermesTrisestigus

    by MCPot

    Or if there is a one world economy which many believe will happen. Look at the state of the world economy now. It blows. I don't and will NEVER bow down to Obama. I'll let the Michael Moore fatty's keep their heads up Obamas arse. Get some CHANGE while you're up there.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 5:25 p.m. CST

    It's not "Revelations" it's The Book of Revelation....

    by Mr. Profit

    Also the "Anti-Christ" is never mentioned in The Book of Revelation. I went to Catholic school for 8 years and had Religion class every year. I'm no expert in the Catholic/Christian Religion, but I do remember that the Anti-Christ is mentioned in The Book of John. Not in The Book of Revelation. So when people talk about Obama being the 2nd coming, and it being some sort of prophecy, and then saying that it's in The Book of Revelation(S), I fucking ignore them because they obviously never read the bible. And who the fuck really believes in Nostradamus? It's like seriously? And the whole 2012 shit is bogus. People are theorizing all of these crazy things the same way people were gripped with Y2K hysteria. On December 21st 2012, if I am lucky enough to still be on this earth breathing, I intend to continue my tradition of shopping at the mall for last minute Christmas gifts I forgot to buy.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 5:57 p.m. CST

    PRESIDENT PALIN 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by alice 13

    be glad its the end.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:04 p.m. CST

    i don't know...

    by yubnubrocks

    who's actions have been more "anti-christ"... Bush or Obama... We'll have to see about Obama, but Bush - lying, deceiving, killing ... the list goes on.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:34 p.m. CST


    by zooch

    Now that would truly be the end of the world.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Vern, "he seems so nice and everybody likes him!"

    by Immortal_Fish

    I thought the same of my doctor until he rammed both index and middle finger up my asshole simultaneously while I was looking away unexpectedly.<P>It'll turn out the same way with Uhhbummer.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Are you FUCKING kidding me? The SHIT that is 11th Hour...

    by Atomica

    ....the most contrived bullshit excuse for a sci-fi mystery show somehow beats out the brilliance that is FRINGE? WHAT THE FUCK. Ok America, let me break this down for you: ELEVENTH HOUR is FUCKING RETARDED. IF YOU WATCH IT THEN YOUR ARE A MINDLESS DUMBFUCK. FRINGE IS THE MOST CAPTIVATING SCIFI SHOW ON NATIONAL TV, THE HEIR APPRAENT TO X-FILES. WATCH IT NOW ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok sorry. /rant over

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Lincoln and Obama

    by BackRiverCatfish

    There's been a lot of talk recently about President Lincoln and his "Team of Rivals" which he brought into his cabinet and how President Obama might replicate his example. I think this is probably a good idea but I want to point out that the decision by President Lincoln has had some interesting ramifications to today, beyond the fact President Obama wants to emulate him. If your still reading this I'll get right to the point: Abraham Lincoln gave us Sarah Palin. I'm not saying whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, thats for you the reader to decide. Here's the point: One of Lincolns biggest political rivals was William H. Seward. Lincoln named Seward Secretary of State. Seward pushed for and got the United States to purchase Alaska in 1867. The rest is history. It would be interesting to see what a Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would lead to in the year 2149.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 7:47 p.m. CST


    by yubnubrocks

    The way you feel now? Exactly how I felt when they cancelled Miracles - way back in the good year of '02.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Alternative Alaska

    by Shan

    So if the United States didn't buy Alaska, what would the alternative been? It remained Russian and the Cold War had Soviet nuclear missiles just over the British Columbian border in Russian America? I don't think that would have been so great. <p> As it was, Seward got the land at about 2 cents an acre (of course back then 2 cents was worth a lot more) and the territoy has long since paid for itself. <p> Palin has made a big media splash but so far, hasn't had much actual effect on the nation yet, so I guess we can live with her so far provided we stay vigilant and not vote her to national office.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:13 p.m. CST

    NeoCons 2 (electric Boogaloo) - The Unhinging

    by G100

    Some of these wingnuts have clearly been sent over the edge by the sad (so VERY hilariously sad) fall of the Republicans and the ignominious end of Bush/NeoCon era.<p> <p>They obviously need the vast quantities of Self Medication only Rush Limbaugh could provide.<p> <p>I'm sure he'd recommend industrial quantities of Oxycontin which might well make the scary voices in your head and deranged babbling about the "antichrist" stop wingnuts. At least for a little while.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:47 p.m. CST

    I wonder what these fringe weirdos think Obama could do

    by zooch

    to bring about some "armageddon" and how that could seriously ever happen. You must spend alot of time in your parents basement with your tin foil hat and know very little about the world works. Their is no big lie.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:54 p.m. CST


    by Thunderbolt Ross

    I came to this TB looking for an early reunion of those wonderful pre-election TBs, start reading posts and it's 75% posts that are 95% serious that Obama is the antichrist, one of the stupidest ideas ever. (I mean antichrist, not Obama being it, which is also stupid.<p>)A good indicator of the discourse level is when someone said 2012 would be the third year of Obama's presidency. (Never mind someone is trying to tie the antichrist to some Mayan shit.)

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 8:59 p.m. CST

    I can't figure out which is better

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Rightwing nutjobs who sound like nutjobs or rightwing nutjobs who are capable writers whose arguments have the sheen of cohesiveness, even while being built on a foundation of paranoia and untruths. <p>Or Victor Davis Hansen beating up on some straw men. Nice job, Vic.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9 p.m. CST

    The Anti-Christ?

    by Holy Hell

    You guys are looooooooosers. Holy shit. YOU mindless, gutless, dickless, anti-modern, Limbaugh acolytes are the most obvious examples of Godless heathenry I've come upon recently. It is Godless to turn off your mind in favor of cathartic indulgences in History Channel pop-theories or the ranting of charismatic hate-mongers on AM radio. Godless. Godless. Have fun in Hell. Idiots.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Limbaugh

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    This week he called the recession an "Obama recession" ... These fucking losers are losing their minds.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:09 p.m. CST

    They are

    by Holy Hell

    without God. Their exclusive gated communities, total disregard for the down-trodden, active antipathy toward the human project of solving collective problems together, and vulgar dishonesty and arrogance come much closer to the profile of "world-destroyer" than those they claim are the anti-Christ. Again, they walk without knowledge of God. I wish it was easier to pity them.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:21 p.m. CST


    by alice 13

    i found it hilarious the nite after the election sean hannity was discussing the destruction of the american political system and the coming hard times under a communistic obama regime and what that would mean for the american public and the expert he was speaking with as a guest on his show was none other than--- wait for it--- JERRY SPRINGER!!! JERRY FUCKING SPRINGER!!!!! ROFLMAO.

  • mumbling OPeraaaa.. operaaayshuun... mumble, mumble, kaaaayyyyoooooogghh kayoooohhh, chaos, CHAOS!!! mumble, mumble Operation chaossss... (weeps softly) wheerrressss maaaa hilllbillly heroinnnnnnnghhh... (pops bottle of Oxy's)

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Meet the new boss

    by lowman

    Same as the old boss. Anti-christ or not, he's a fucking politician and he will rape us just like the last 3 presidents have. The real question is will all of his brainwashed fanatics admit it when it happens, or will they keep blaming all of the world's problems on the republicans?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Meet the new boss

    by lowman

    Same as the old boss. Anti-christ or not, he's a fucking politician and he will rape us just like the last 3 presidents have. The real question is will all of his brainwashed fanatics admit it when it happens, or will they keep blaming all of the world's problems on the republicans?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Meet the new boss

    by lowman

    Same as the old boss. Anti-christ or not, he's a fucking politician and he will rape us just like the last 3 presidents have. The real question is will all of his brainwashed fanatics admit it when it happens, or will they keep blaming all of the world's problems on the republicans?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Meet the new boss

    by lowman

    Same as the old boss. Anti-christ or not, he's a fucking politician and he will rape us just like the last 3 presidents have. The real question is will all of his brainwashed fanatics admit it when it happens, or will they keep blaming all of the world's problems on the republicans?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Meet the new boss

    by lowman

    Same as the old boss. Anti-christ or not, he's a fucking politician and he will rape us just like the last 3 presidents have. The real question is will all of his brainwashed fanatics admit it when it happens, or will they keep blaming all of the world's problems on the republicans?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Meet the new boss

    by lowman

    Same as the old boss. Anti-christ or not, he's a fucking politician and he will rape us just like the last 3 presidents have. The real question is will all of his brainwashed fanatics admit it when it happens, or will they keep blaming all of the world's problems on the republicans?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Ain't It Obama News

    by Chief Joseph

    Enough. Seriously. The election is over, your guy (& mine, BTW) won. Move on.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Meet the new boss

    by lowman

    Same as the old boss. Anti-christ or not, he's a fucking politician and he will rape us just like the last 3 presidents have. The real question is will all of his brainwashed fanatics admit it when it happens, or will they keep blaming all of the world's problems on the republicans?

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:51 p.m. CST

    A Very Good Interview

    by Media Messiah

    ...and the longest I have ever seen on 60 minutes before.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:53 p.m. CST


    by Melvin_Pelvis

    we'll have more than 4 years of that creepy undead voice of his

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Come on!

    by CrazyGnome

    How much thought did you put into that post 'Lowman'? Pessimistic people who think they are wise....nothing you can do with them. What is the crime for calling a innocent man the 'Antichrist'. If Obama is, then we will all know, and we within 8 years can say you are right. If after 8 years, the end of the world doesn't happen, will these people making these claim realize they are wrong, and learn from it? It really burn Christians that married the GOP, that Obama practises what they preach more then most Republican politicians. Yet they hint that he may be the Anti-Christ, because people like him. Reconcile Jesus's teaching with Capitalism. (To go on another complete tangent) If you truly believed in Christian teachings, then you would not covet material things and want every fed and given healthcare regardless of how much money they had. You would care for your fellow man. Love thy neighbor... It is late where I am at, sorry for the poorly structure rant. In short. I am a Christian, I am tired of my religion being tied to a political party that doesn't follow many of the teachings. They will say they are 'Pro Life' and then do what ever the hell they want.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Andy Rooney's milky eyes scare the hell out of me.

    by Flim Springfield

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Hes not the Anti-christ

    by lowman

    But he is not the Messiah either. He is a politician that is in it for the power just all the rest of them.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Is this the Best Kubrick Book ever?

    by fisheater

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:06 p.m. CST

    "He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

    by G100

    Now, go away!

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Grammaton Cleric that Sarah Palin joke is low and mean..

    by The Founder

    however it was funny and i feel bad for doing so. We all going to hell

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:13 p.m. CST

    Anyone with half a brain can tell Obama is the Anti-Christ

    by TallBoy66

    Real revelations, read Nostradamus, know the end of the Myan Calendar and how it all leads to one point. It's clearly that Barack Hussien Obama is the one who's leading us all off the cliff with all his talk of hope, but it is his job to bring about the end of everything. Seriously, just think logically about it for a moment, and you know it to be true.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:30 p.m. CST

    We aren't pointing fingers anymore

    by zooch

    The election is over. The Democrats are in power now and Obama has already started working together to solve the problems and he isn't even President yet. The only people promoting division are the likes of Limbaugh and Hannity, who ratings depend on it, but it solves nothing and only poisons the soil of bipartisanship.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Anyone with a whole Brain doesn't need to take some Meds

    by G100

    Or lie down in a dark fucking room without the tinfoil-hat and the pop-up editions of Revelations and Nostradamus for Dummies.

  • Nov. 16, 2008, 11:49 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Ignorant Dumbshits...

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    ....Did you all see that FoxNews helicopter footage of Obama's motorcade to the White House last Tuesday? The footage of six or seven black SUV's, a fleet of Secret Service sedans and a flock of motorcycle cops rolling down a Washington beltway? The footage where the staggeringly stupid female studio anchor couldn't think of anything else to which she could compare the concept of a black man on a highway in an SUV and blurted out that it "reminded her of O.J."? <p>With about 47% of Americans apparently getting their political opinions from "unbiased" coverage like that, is there any doubt that Obama's victory over the Party of Pompous Anti-Intellectualism and Proud Racism should be any sweeter? <P>Please Excuse Me if I extract a modicum of pleasure from watching assholes like that claw their own eyes out....

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:47 a.m. CST

    If the US had an Iran-style theocracy...

    by F-18

    Pat Robertson (or Jerry Falwell, if he wasn't dead) would ultimately be in charge of the government and the elected president would merely be a figurehead with little to no power. <p> Separation of church and state is a very, very good thing.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:51 a.m. CST

    am loving this talkback

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    At time I really worry about a country with so many nuclear weapons has so many people that believe in Satan, but at times like this I just find it so amusing. <p> Keep up the good work. <p>

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:57 a.m. CST


    by Prossor

    they talked much more about other shit aside from nostradamus and the history of this thing,the name they give this destructor is Mabus so go figure. maybe we can try to refigure obama's name into that somehow??

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:58 a.m. CST

    oh and

    by Prossor

    they also threw in a factoid that he'll come from romania too, and then somethinga bout it happening 40 years from now i'm not sure there was a lot of confusing shit in there. and i only caught a part of it =)

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:59 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin fantasies that are just wrong ...

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    Part of me wants to see Palin nailed by two big black guys. <p> Its definetely the drugs, or lack of them.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Thanks for the Tip, Just Ordered Kubrick Archives

    by fisheater

    I think its cheaper coz its the 2nd or 3rd print and doesn't have the film strip included? Might be surprised but dont know.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 1:12 a.m. CST

    Lets face the facts here. This is great for far right wing

    by GQtaste

    motherfuckers! Rush, Hanity, O'Reilly and Annie C, et al. Will rally the crowd they depend on to make them millions. And I mean fucking millions of dollars who listen to every fucking word of propaganda they spout every hour their on the radio, television, pamphlets, etc. Hey, I'll be the first in line if Obama disappoints. Yes i'm a liberal but i'm not a blind one that treats politics like sports like so many do today. Which is so depressing and it was exactly what those Neanderthals wanted to happen on 9/11. And of course our leaders and a certain amount of the public feel right into their plans. I'm so sick and tired of the partisan of the right and some of it from the left as well. When you boil everything down into the simplest form most of us want to become a shining beam and a example of the rest of the world. Call me crazy but I really think after the worst eight years of politics in my 34 yrs I really am hoping the leaders can put aside the same old bullshit and actually start to get things down and achieve like we used to get shit down. i.e. when Kennedy stated that we will put a man on the moon. And sure enough we got it down. I know thats inconsequential in the grand scope of things of todays standards but you get the point. I'll be honest though I just hope the elephants won't want the donkeys to make great strides in advancing our failures that they don't gridlock opportunities so we can go forward. Oh, and bytheway, this is not someone whose writing this from either coast. I'm from OKC, OK. And it frustrates me to know that my state hasn't elected a donkey since LBJ. If memory serves correctly thats around forty fucking years. And also McCain and the face had the highest percentage of winning any other state in the union. Like I stated above poor people that support and vote every time and across the boards don't even realize that their voting against their economic situations. And that is very sad and depressing. For anybody thats on the fence there is a great book out there about the south and some of the southwest: OK, KS, Nebraska.... Titled: "Whats the matter w/ Kansas?" I'll get the link on the next go around for the interested or just maybe wanting to have a free thinking for a change.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 1:18 a.m. CST

    Here's the link to the book:

    by GQtaste Whats the matter w/ Kansas? Review "The largely blue collar citizens of Kansas can be counted upon to be a "red" state in any election, voting solidly Republican and possessing a deep animosity toward the left. This, according to author Thomas Frank, is a pretty self-defeating phenomenon, given that the policies of the Republican Party benefit the wealthy and powerful at the great expense of the average worker. According to Frank, the conservative establishment has tricked Kansans, playing up the emotional touchstones of conservatism and perpetuating a sense of a vast liberal empire out to crush traditional values while barely ever discussing the Republicans' actual economic policies and what they mean to the working class. Thus the pro-life Kansas factory worker who listens to Rush Limbaugh will repeatedly vote for the party that is less likely to protect his safety, less likely to protect his job, and less likely to benefit him economically. To much of America, Kansas is an abstract, "where Dorothy wants to return. Where Superman grew up." But Frank, a native Kansan, separates reality from myth in What's the Matter with Kansas and tells the state's socio-political history from its early days as a hotbed of leftist activism to a state so entrenched in conservatism that the only political division remaining is between the moderate and more-extreme right wings of the same party."....

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 3:51 a.m. CST

    I don't get it, is this a CBS ad?

    by ricarleite

    Or am I at an American Airlines flight?

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 4:48 a.m. CST

    half baked, that was cnn

    by drturing

    jeanie moos. you should've heard what fox said.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 4:49 a.m. CST

    If the world doesn't end in 2012

    by Holy Hell

    and Obama doesn't obliterate half the world's population, I think it's only fair fo the antiChrist freaks to off themselves. Make it quick and painless; that's fine. Enjoy the next four years, you ignorant and Hellbound.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 4:54 a.m. CST

    wow the stupidity in this talkback is incredible

    by drturing

    You know, the reason some of us like Obama has nothing to do with slogans. It has to do with the fact that we feel that the last eight years have been a disaster for America's standing at home and abroad, which you now see reflected in the economy. We were opposed to the American use of torture, to secret prison camps, to fighting an unjust war, to ignoring science on climate change, to instutituing personal religious belief as legislation. We believe that healthcare should be a universal right as opposed to a for profit enterprise by unscrupulous profiteers, that oil companies who made a record 17 billion dollars in profit at Exxon alone should share the burden of their destructive energy policies. We believe that America needs to restore its standing in education. We wer dancing in the streets November 4th because as screwed as he might be, Obama won this election without ever stooping to denigrate McCain's character, that he has his heart in the right place even though he faces a difficult task. And for the last eight years we haven't had leadership, we've had a failed "CEO" at the helm of America while cities burn and sink and our economy gets wiped out in a matter of weeks.<p> And for the last fucking time, Obama isn't even black. He's half black, half white.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 4:57 a.m. CST

    2012 prophecies

    by drturing

    you dumbasses, you're like Ron Paul supporters. 2012 is only the end of a created calendar cycle, there is no actual Mayan prophecy associated with the date. In fact, it's like predicting the world ends every year on December 31st, at the end of the Roman calendar cycle. Also, there's the chance that in their base 20 calendar system that we're off by a few millennia because archaeological scholars can't entirely discern if it was 2012 or some other date.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:49 a.m. CST

    Still waiting for birth cert

    by Dazzler69

    He has not produced one yet. Might not still be the prez yet.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:55 a.m. CST

    The Amazing Presidential Race

    by G8kpr

    I want to see an Amazing race with teams that include former Presidents and their VP's and past potential Presidents and their elected VP's for race around the world, and a chance of getting stoned in foreign countries. <p> In this roadblock, you have to Run this guantlet of stone throwers in this countries custom of getting rid of the trash. <p> Bush: Ok Cheney, you're up for this one, hyuck.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 7:13 a.m. CST

    There is only ONE thing that matters

    by DOGSOUP

    It crosses political parties and religious schisms: It involves Eyeball Fucking.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 7:35 a.m. CST

    2012 Time wave zero, not just Mayans.

    by EvilWizardGlick

    Hell watch for 11:11. <p> Now it will appear weekly and freak you out. <p> Truffle pigs will too.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Just to remind everyone: Barack Obama is president elect

    by drturing

    just because, you know, some people who live in caves haven't let that sink in yet.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Worrying about that Mayan date w/destiny

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    I'm very concerned about this Mayan apocalypse. I understand it may be soon - 2012 you say? Bloody hell. I was going to go on a walkabout in 2013. Also, I get even nervousier thinking well, what if we have the date wrong? There's not much worse than a floating day of reckoning. Ask the Jehovah's Witnesses.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Didn't the Mayan society, the one that created

    by jim

    this prophetic calendar, collapse over 1000 years ago?<p> Forgive me if I don't hold much faith in their ability to predict the future.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Who are all you fucking retards?


    Lot of new names here. Fuck off.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Mayan Prophesy...

    by Kid Z

    ...bottom line: All it'll end up giving us is another incredibly-stupid, lamely-acted, but visually-eyepopping Roland Emmerich movie.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 10:57 a.m. CST

    for fuck's sake.

    by HoboCode

    All this end of world prophecy stuff is such HORSESHIT. Every new generation thinks it's the last and invent ridiculous stories that supposedly reinforce this idea and of course every time their fucking wrong. You have to be fucking imbecile to believe it. Do us all a favor, fuckwits. Here is your sleeping pill cocktail, plastic bag, black Nikes, and a cloak. Go chase that comet carrying Jesus.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Dazzler69/Obama's birth certificate

    by frozen01

    Keep up. The birth certificate was released last JUNE! <p> <p>The state of Hawaii verified that this certificate was legitimate in August... THREE MONTHS AGO. <p>I found out this information in a 10-second Google search, so what is the excuse for your misinformation?

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    for all you end of the world nutters out there...

    by just pillow talk

    Here is your real God: 2for2true<p><p>He is a vengeful Lord too...

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Birth certificate

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    I won't believe Obama's even HUMAN until I hold a carbon-dated birth certificate in my hands.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:04 p.m. CST

    they need to find the doctor that delivered Obama

    by crazybubba

    and have have him swear in court that Obama was the baby he delivered on such and such a date. Damn no evidence is enough with these neocons. Its like the truth and facts are irrelevant, its all about what they want to believe.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    birth certificate thing

    by Vern

    Reminds me of that asshole that goes around harassing the Apollo astronauts to prove they landed on the moon until they swear at him or punch him in the face, then he pretends that's evidence that they made the whole thing up. Unfortunately Obama would never anybody, but maybe we could get Buzz Aldrin to do it.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Obama is a guy

    by bRoc

    He won an election. We will find it very hard to govern because America is now the greatest debtor nation the world has ever known. All this bunk about the apocalypse, anti-christ, etc, is a by product of people desperate to believe their own lives are interesting. They're "special" because they know "the truth" and are living in "end times". Very sexy and romantic. Sadly, our pathetic lives/times are mostly irrelevant--a fact that is very difficult for people to admit. And please don't accuse me of being an atheist. Atheists are pathetic know-nothings that insist they know something about the universe. Wisdom is admitting you know nothing (or next to nothing). So atheists: shut up, you don't know anything. And to all you end-timers, the real world is much more interesting than biblical prophecy, Nostradamus, the Da Vinci Code, 9/11 conspiracies, etc. Those things are overblown, inaccurate and, while titillating, tell us nothing. Just get over yourselves, your life/world is not that special. Try to do what you can to positively affect the world, stay grounded, and hope for the best.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Hillary as Sec'y of State? NO! Make her AMBASSADOR to...

    by chromedome

    the North The Arctic and Antarctic. Yea, I know they aren't countries--but, damn if that cold-hearted bitch's mere presence there wouldn't re-freeze the icecaps.<p>Save the Polar Bears and Penguins: Send Hillary to the Poles<p>She'll probably claim she landed under fire.<p>C'mon, Obama, find SOME WAY to send her ass outta the country in a way that she thinks she is being honored.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    delete "the North" in above post--Obama! give us an edit functio

    by chromedome

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 5:39 p.m. CST

    You fucking imbeciles.

    by DocPazuzu

    Obama the anti-Christ? Un-fucking-believable. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Here I was, thinking that in the wake of the crushing defeat of the Republicans, sensible conservative Americans would seize the opportunity to shake the zealot lice from their banner and bring their party back into the realm of sensible politics. <p> From the ranks of these anti-Christ-believing morons is where a potential presidential assassin will be found. What's hilarious and disturbing in equal measure is that they on the one hand believe that their interpretation of the end times is irrevocable and absolute, yet on the other hand would probably have no compunctions about trying to kill Obama if they believe he's the anti-Christ, DESPITE his role being set in stone in prophecy. <p> These very same troglodytic fucktards are the ones who think Satan doesn't know his Bible and will blithely go about trying to establish his kingdom on Earth despite knowing full well that his plan = epic fail according to fundie doctrine. <p> Sickening, absolutely sickening.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 5:40 p.m. CST

    2012 = Y2K Pt Deux

    by Engelhast

    The Irrational Panicking Strike Back. And if Obama is the Antichrist then I am one of his satanic followers. Pass me the human sacrifice, i'll take a stab.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Anti-Christ? YEAH, BABY!

    by BrannigansLaw

    I love the whole "Obama is Anti-Christ" meme. You won't find a more shining example of theological cognitive dissonance.<p> On the one hand the "true believers" say we should cower in fear because Obama is the beginning of DOOM FOR US ALL. And yet if they WERE true believers, they would actually be CELEBRATING Obama as the Anti-Christ, not fearing him.<p> So if you believe that Obama is the Anti-Christ, jump for joy! If you believe that Obama is just a good, decent, and intelligent mortal who wants to do good things for America and the world, jump for joy!<p> See... we all win. Well... except for those who are simply using this meme as a way of promoting fear. You should settle in for a looooooooooong 4 to 8 years of misery [read: other people being happy].

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Birth Certificate?

    by BrannigansLaw

    I just love watching the last throes of the anti-intellectuals. You betcha, it's friggin' entertaining!

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:05 p.m. CST

    SecState Hillary Clinton

    by PirateEmery

    and SexState Bill Clinton!<p> Bow chicka wow wow!

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:24 p.m. CST

    good point doc P

    by crazybubba

    it all starts with people demonizing those they don't agree with. And there's still 2 months to go before he's even sworn into office, he hasn't done one thing as the official president of the U.S. and their already screaming bloody murder.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:31 p.m. CST

    why not bitch about the mess left by previous administrations

    by crazybubba

    at least they've done something to merit the outrage. Before the election people were crying about how Obama didn't have a enough experience to be Prez, now all of a sudden despite his so called lack of a track record they know exactly how he's gonna screw everything up. Evidence of an irrational mind????

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:32 p.m. CST


    by PirateEmery

    You are more right than you know. The opposition always immediately tries to demonize the leader of the other side. It's just good strategy. They've been doing it for years.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 6:48 p.m. CST

    yeah, maybe i'm blind ,but

    by crazybubba

    i've never seen it this crazy before. I don't remember gore, kerry or clinton being called a socialist muslim anti-christ before. Dems have demonized previous republican prez's, but it was usually after they had done something to piss em off.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Brannigan - that's great -- tcd disease

    by crankyoldguy

    "theological cognitive dissonance." That sums it up nicely. And all you birth cert., anti-christ jabbering idiots should crawl back to your KKK/Hate Group Meetings where god is white, and will smite gays, non-christians who open their mouth at all. Fucking idots. I volunteer to bitch slap everyone of you as the "evil liberal" with no qualms about physically kicking your sorry asses. I don't need a fucking gun either, you cowards.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 7:58 p.m. CST

    and I'll start with you NOT greatone...

    by crankyoldguy

    you pussy sack of crap. anytime, bozo.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 8:50 p.m. CST

    bRoc that was

    by drturing

    the greatest single post ever in aicn history.

  • Nov. 17, 2008, 9:35 p.m. CST


    by bRoc

    Aw shucks. *blush* *swoon* *faint* *barf*

  • Nov. 18, 2008, 4:31 a.m. CST


    by crazybubba

    number of tickets requested for obama's inauguration. save your stubs.

  • Nov. 18, 2008, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Bogus statistics

    by RogueWarrior65

    All these sweeps ratings show is that they're sampling the same morons who can't get enough of CSI. IMHO, If there are THREE different incarnations of CSI in the list, your data is flawed. Beyond that, the data can come from Tivo recordings which just reinforces the point that the same people are watching three CSI shows.

  • Nov. 18, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Of course the same people are watching all 3 CSI's

    by jim

    Less the 5.5 million watching Vegas and not Miami, and the other million who watch the first two but not NY. The most recent CSI is in its 5th season. Love it or hate it, you can count on it. There isn't much danger of it being cancelled in the middle of the season and you can pretty much guarantee it will be back next year. That goes for most of the shows on that list. <p>I said it earlier above, I think it's worth noting that of all those shows (excluding the election ones), only one (11th Hour) is in its first season. Everything else has been on for 3 or more years. I do think that audiences shy away from new shows as networks are quick to kill any slow starters. After all, if the networks have little faith in their shows, why should the audience. I'd like to see some network's fall schedule announced with the promise that, no matter how the ratings are, every one of the new shows have full season orders and none will be cancelled before the end of their first season.

  • Nov. 18, 2008, 11:54 p.m. CST

    And 30 ROCK spirals further down the toilet

    by thegreatwhatzit

    An ice princess (writer of chick flicks) and child abuser just don't attract the Nielsens. And, please media, Tina Fey is significantly less sexy than Mr. Peanut. Your front covers have not only validated her forfeiture of sex appeal but explains the eroding sales of the same magazines (including the once infalliable "TV Guide"). Asfor Obama, I voted for the guy to erase any memory of the parasitic Hillary Clinton. So what does Obama do--?

  • Nov. 19, 2008, 5:55 p.m. CST

    I pray for a Huckabee/Palin GOP ticket in 2012....

    by Leafar the Lost

    Oh God, please allow the idiot right wing Republicans to nominate Gov. Huckabee and Palin as their presidential ticket in 2012. Pleaee allow those idiot right wingers to continue to believe that they need to become more conservative, that they need to nominate a man (of course) with political views that 70% of Americans do not agree with. Yes, God, please allow Huckabee to nominated so Obama can kick his ass, and allow Him to be president when the world ends on December 21, 2012. Amen.

  • Nov. 20, 2008, 4:26 a.m. CST

    ...when the world ends on December 21, 2012

    by workshed

    Well, at least we'll get to see the London Olympics, right..?! Shame it wasn't the World Cup but never mind.

  • June 17, 2009, 3:02 a.m. CST


    by Prossor

    my preemtive 'obama=antichrist' post effectively sent this tb down to shitville. MUAHAHAHAH!!! i love creating chaos and conflict.