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A Couple Of Spies Weigh In On The Brand-New STAR TREK Trailer!!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

I’ve talked now to a few people who are close enough to this film to have seen big chunks of it, but who aren’t directly responsible for it. And the word from all of them so far is very, very good. Paramount’s about to do some preview events for the press where we’re going to see some footage, and I’m more excited than I expected to be. I’ve long said that I’m not a fan of TREK on the whole, but that the thing I like the most is the original series, and if Abrams and his team have caught the essence of that show and managed to transform it into something genuinely fresh, then this could be very, very cool.

We’ll all see next Friday, though, when the trailer premieres in front of QUANTUM OF SOLACE, and last week, the trailer got screened on the Paramount lot all day long for employees. Two of them decided to weigh in on what they saw, and we’ve got the first of those reports here for you:

Hello,

I have never written into you guys before but I was just too excited not to. I recently got a job on the lot at Paramount and was fortunate enough to get to see the trailer for JJ's Star Trek (i'm not special, it's playing on a loop in the Paramount theater).

Anyways, I can't say enough good things about it. I'll give you a quick rundown;

We start out with a muscle car tearing ass down a dirt road. Eventually it careens off a cliff, but not before the driver jets himself out - he's a young boy, couldn't be older than 11. Suddenly what I can only describe as a space-cop asks him, "what is your name sir?" The young boy replies, "James Tiberius Kirk."

Then Chris Pine takes over as we see him being angsty, driving down the road on a motorcycle. We hear some voice over from someone else that confirms his angst saying things like, "You've never really been happy have you?" and etc. Then we see him drive up what looks like a smelting factory - probably more of that ship construction we got in the earlier trailer.

Then we really kick into trailer mode as we get quick images of Spock as a kid. Spock all grown up. Leonard Nimoy. A vulcan council. Space cadets. And the crew alone with some quick, flashy space fighting.

There were two many images after that to describe but I can just tell you that it's extremely exciting. It's the most visually dynamic thing J.J.'s ever done. Lots of great shots, and cool camera moves, just in the trailer. There was even a little quip from Simon Pegg. And some sex thrown in for good measure. Eric Bana also joins the long list of great actors who are happy to chew scenery as a Star Trek villain. The only thing I wanted more of is Karl Urban. He was the most inspired casting IMO and he only gets a quick nod in the trailer. As I said, all in all it's really cool and I think you guys are all gonna geek out big time when it's released. To finish, I'll just say, it feels like what we WANTED when the new Star Wars movies were released - something old and nostalgic getting pushed to greater, more dynamic storytelling by improved technology.

Thanks

Thanks right back at you, man. Sounds like that guy really dug it, and this next guy goes a little further into describing what it is we’ll see next week:

Hey there, long time Paramount employee here. They showed the new trailer for JJ Abrams Star Trek yesterday over at the Paramount theatre. It ran every 15 minutes and all employees were encouraged to go see it. Thought you'd like a little info.

The trailer starts by showing a mid-60's Corvette convertible tearing across the country side. After a few seconds we see a long shot that shows a policeman in hot pursuit. Another long shot shows the Vette screaming at full speed toward a steep cliff. A slo-mo shot shows the driver leaping from the car at the last second and tumbling ass over teakettle toward the edge of the cliff itself. The driver is a young boy who looks about 13 or 14. He manages to grab a hold at the last second and hang on as a birds eye shot show the antique Vette fall away into an abyss.

We see the boy get up and dust himself off and the camera cuts away to show a troopers boot come down close-up. The black leather boot is obviously the policeman's who was chasing the car but it looks suspiciously "different." Just different enough to let the audience know this isn't a normal policeman. The shot then cuts to where we can see the policeman standing in front of the boy with his "bike" hovering in mid air a few feet beside him. He shouts at the boy, "Who are you?" or "What's your name?" and the boy shouts back defiantly, "James Tiberius Kirk!"

We're then treated to another long shot showing an older boy riding a hover bike similar to the one the policeman was shown riding a moment or two before thru the country side . We hear a voice over of an older man, presumable Kirk's father saying, "You never found yourself here, you never really fit in." The voice continues as the bike rider pulls up and stops and looks off into the distance, "What you choose to do with you're life is up to you." We see the boy starring at a huge futuristic structure (Star Fleet headquarters?) as the voice over continues, "Maybe you were meant for something different, something....bigger."

It then cuts to scene of an obvious Vulcan woman holding a baby. Again we hear a voice over of the woman saying, "You will always be a part of two worlds." as we cut to a toddler Spock walking in a Vulcan robe. The boy has the Beatles hair cut and pointed ears we associate with Vulcan's throughout Star Trek history. We then see a bunch a quick shots of the crew walking around the bridge of some starship and we see a 20-something Spock angrily pointing at a 20-something Kirk and saying, "I will not be lectured by you!" and an angry Kirk getting in Spocks face saying, "Why don't you do something about it!?!" We then see an enraged Spock trying to stab Kirk with something pointed I couldn't quite make out. It was a quick shot and Kirk is shown using both hands to fend off Spock and hold the object away from his face.

Several quick cuts are shown of space ships firing at one another and people being thrown about the bridge of whatever ship they're suppose to be in. We see crew members running down bright white corridors as another voice over with a Scottish accent says, "I'm having fun!" We then see a close-up of what had to be a young(er) Dr. McCoy with about a weeks worth of black stubble on his face and his arms crossed in that oh so familiar Bones manner saying angrily, "Space isn't suppose to be fun, it's aliens and phasers and death!" We also see a woman in silhouette (Uhura?) pulling off her top and scenes of the crew running to man their battle stations on a bridge.

We then see a bunch of battle shots of space ships being hit by phaser fire and pieces being blown off of them while engine nacels explode before it all ends with the familar Star Fleet logo against a black background and we hear the familar Star Trek opening cords played over it and the release date appears underneath.

I can't vouch for every line of dialog I quoted as being 100% accurate, the cuts were very quick and I only sat through the trailer once but that's the basics. The colors of the corridors and the uniforms was very bright, everything had a "new" appearance. No doubt some of the shots were meant to represent Star Fleet academy training exercises and not real life combat scenes though again, it all went by pretty quick.

If you use this just call me Jack the Tipper.

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by MCSuchandsuch
Nov 9th, 2008
01:22:42 AM
Sloppys
by MrInsidious
Nov 9th, 2008
01:26:47 AM
PLANTS
by wash
Nov 9th, 2008
01:27:14 AM
cool
by bundyse
Nov 9th, 2008
01:27:15 AM
can't wait to check out the trailer
by watch_the_world_burn
Nov 9th, 2008
01:27:33 AM
6th!
by leisuredrummer
Nov 9th, 2008
01:29:30 AM
Sounds good
by waldo
Nov 9th, 2008
01:30:04 AM
WTF!!!!!
by medicinaluser
Nov 9th, 2008
01:31:10 AM
w000000000t
by Magregus
Nov 9th, 2008
01:31:48 AM
I think I'll like this, but it may only be because of McCoy
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 9th, 2008
01:35:24 AM
Rebellious teen crashing a sports car?
by BizarroJerry
Nov 9th, 2008
01:47:52 AM
Kiss that job good buy
by alaero
Nov 9th, 2008
01:57:17 AM
Uhura pulls off her top??!!
by Carl's hat
Nov 9th, 2008
01:58:52 AM
Paramoiunt employee as our spy? LMAO!
by Frye777
Nov 9th, 2008
01:59:09 AM
sounds ridiculous, but Star Trek always has been
by BadMrWonka
Nov 9th, 2008
02:12:46 AM
Yes, Star Trek NEVER had rebellious teen cliches before....
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 9th, 2008
02:14:00 AM
Oh, and a topless Uhura?
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 9th, 2008
02:15:28 AM
Kirk's brother should be shown tricking him with...
by Frisco
Nov 9th, 2008
02:18:57 AM
KIRK, THE TROUBLED TEEN
by YotzVonFrelnik
Nov 9th, 2008
02:20:42 AM
Check out the new Warp 11 Album "Borgasm"
by warp11
Nov 9th, 2008
02:23:35 AM
Sounds like plants to me
by Korrom
Nov 9th, 2008
02:50:13 AM
SHITE
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 9th, 2008
03:21:07 AM
Bedding the programmer?
by FracturedLojak
Nov 9th, 2008
03:25:21 AM
Plant. Singular. Both written by the same fuckwad.
by V'Shael
Nov 9th, 2008
03:34:23 AM
Sounds good. Look forward to seeing it.
by Mr Nicholas
Nov 9th, 2008
03:35:27 AM
And remember how great TPM trailer seemed?
by quantize
Nov 9th, 2008
03:36:02 AM
Fine.
by PTSDPete
Nov 9th, 2008
03:48:31 AM
that line about the Star Wars prequels
by Maniaq
Nov 9th, 2008
04:01:35 AM
that is definte plant material
by robamenta
Nov 9th, 2008
04:05:29 AM
The word plant is very overused here...
by Judge_Dredd
Nov 9th, 2008
04:19:10 AM
"an obvious Vulcan woman holding a baby."
by NoodlesHahn
Nov 9th, 2008
04:22:23 AM
Fuck Angst. In fact, fuck the word Angst too.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Nov 9th, 2008
04:34:47 AM
Emokirk vs Ragespock: the Movie!
by JackPumpkinhead
Nov 9th, 2008
04:37:33 AM
So, if you don't want a teen with angst, what do you want?
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 9th, 2008
04:51:45 AM
sounds great
by newc0253
Nov 9th, 2008
05:55:36 AM
two things
by DrLektor
Nov 9th, 2008
05:58:01 AM
1/2 Human!!!!
by DGrayson
Nov 9th, 2008
06:00:51 AM

by DGrayson
Nov 9th, 2008
06:03:12 AM
Well...
by Rei-Ginsei
Nov 9th, 2008
06:09:41 AM
How do you jump out of a car
by Omegaman
Nov 9th, 2008
06:57:16 AM
Omegaman... I'll bet...
by Kelvington
Nov 9th, 2008
07:29:37 AM
I think I'm going to like this movie
by GreatCzarsGhost
Nov 9th, 2008
07:47:22 AM
"Obvious Vulcan Woman" ...
by Shan
Nov 9th, 2008
07:58:00 AM
Kirk as a tween
by GeorgieBoy
Nov 9th, 2008
08:02:30 AM
It looped at the Paramount Theatre ALL DAY...
by cornponious
Nov 9th, 2008
08:11:26 AM
TITZ?
by dr sauch
Nov 9th, 2008
08:33:54 AM
"Ass over tea kettle" - is that a commonly used phrase?
by HereAgain
Nov 9th, 2008
08:37:02 AM
Ha- Imagine if Star Wars had a different director and writer...
by Judge Briggs
Nov 9th, 2008
08:41:24 AM
Hmph
by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon
Nov 9th, 2008
08:51:11 AM
She said he was part of 2 worlds
by Nice Marmot
Nov 9th, 2008
09:19:39 AM
I'm about to go all nerd here. Nerd factor 11. Hold onto somet
by Village Idiot
Nov 9th, 2008
09:25:23 AM
Ass over tea kettle
by Jodet
Nov 9th, 2008
09:32:20 AM
Bottom line
by Jawa 007
Nov 9th, 2008
09:59:25 AM
Village Idiot
by DrLektor
Nov 9th, 2008
10:10:44 AM
TPM trailer
by Sicuv Uyall
Nov 9th, 2008
10:33:55 AM
I don't know...
by codymr
Nov 9th, 2008
10:47:05 AM
Sounds super corny, but could be fun...
by Chewtoy
Nov 9th, 2008
10:54:13 AM
DrLektor Re: Chekov
by codymr
Nov 9th, 2008
11:02:50 AM
Ethan Big Nuts McKinley
by codymr
Nov 9th, 2008
11:11:37 AM
Hmmmmm ... well ...
by MattHooper
Nov 9th, 2008
11:13:09 AM
Winona Ryder is playing Spock's HUMAN mother
by performingmonkey
Nov 9th, 2008
11:16:33 AM
Kevin Smith saw it, liked it, and is a Geek Prince
by Solomon Kane
Nov 9th, 2008
11:21:25 AM
Is it definitely playing before Quantum of Solace in every theat
by thefastestprofessoralive
Nov 9th, 2008
11:53:10 AM
Post the link...
by Seany-Wan
Nov 9th, 2008
11:54:10 AM
Kevin Smith
by Geekgasm
Nov 9th, 2008
12:01:43 PM
Star Trek is a Tricky Balance
by Larry of Arabia
Nov 9th, 2008
12:07:40 PM
Perhaps I should look at it this way:
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 9th, 2008
12:12:27 PM
Nucelar wessels?
by DrLektor
Nov 9th, 2008
12:17:14 PM
I'm not a Star Trek fan.
by StarWarsRedux
Nov 9th, 2008
12:39:06 PM
StarWarsRedux
by JonRD463
Nov 9th, 2008
12:42:49 PM
Don't want this lame ass star trek reboot shit
by Gungan Slayer
Nov 9th, 2008
01:00:11 PM
Thing is, even if the prequel bombs...
by V'Shael
Nov 9th, 2008
01:19:38 PM
orci & kurtzman are annoying writers.....
by rben
Nov 9th, 2008
01:20:21 PM
Spy number 2 mysteriously also got coffee
by picardsucks
Nov 9th, 2008
01:24:47 PM
Not real
by Cobbio
Nov 9th, 2008
01:27:24 PM
UK couldn't have gotten that trailer with QoS?
by Brody77
Nov 9th, 2008
02:05:58 PM
Plant? Self Processed Plant?
by LORDRANDO
Nov 9th, 2008
02:09:47 PM
Chris Pine will be the new Hayden Christensen
by THISISWARRIORNATION
Nov 9th, 2008
02:22:57 PM
Yeah, he was in Just My Luck...
by WIBoomer1
Nov 9th, 2008
02:30:38 PM
"I'm a PERSON and my name is KIRKY!"
by pokadoo
Nov 9th, 2008
02:35:42 PM
Sounds good, but as a Summer tentpole??????
by The Founder
Nov 9th, 2008
02:36:05 PM
So, this is the Barack Obama movie?
by antonphd
Nov 9th, 2008
02:39:37 PM
MY ONLY QUESTION IS
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Nov 9th, 2008
02:40:00 PM
"Check out the new Warp 11 Album "
by randie1313
Nov 9th, 2008
03:36:40 PM
"Check out the new Warp 11 Album "
by randie1313
Nov 9th, 2008
03:38:46 PM
Kirk's Intro Sounds Retarded and Ridiculous
by LaserPants
Nov 9th, 2008
03:49:25 PM
These reports reek of PR, but I'm still excited about this.
by AnnoyYou
Nov 9th, 2008
03:51:29 PM
Sometimes "plants" can be tasty!!
by Thot
Nov 9th, 2008
04:45:03 PM
Sounds shit
by photoboy
Nov 9th, 2008
05:10:08 PM
Sounds like it was done by the trailertron 3000
by alienindisguise
Nov 9th, 2008
05:29:32 PM
Stop hoping this will be good, you nimrods...
by Zandunga
Nov 9th, 2008
05:34:27 PM
What we WANTED with new SW
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 9th, 2008
05:42:58 PM
"Krueger Babies"
by LarryTate
Nov 9th, 2008
05:48:07 PM
JonRD
by StarWarsRedux
Nov 9th, 2008
05:57:55 PM
Family stone
by a rolling stone
Nov 9th, 2008
06:29:28 PM
yea, that TPM trailer...
by yubnubrocks
Nov 9th, 2008
06:29:52 PM
Yeah, TPM Trailer Reduced Me To The State Of A 5 Year Olde Consu
by LaserPants
Nov 9th, 2008
06:36:39 PM
This Will Probably Be Decent, But
by LaserPants
Nov 9th, 2008
06:41:59 PM
Enough already, you bitter twats!
by Yelnick McWaWa
Nov 9th, 2008
06:50:38 PM
this will cure me of Star Trek...
by Circean6
Nov 9th, 2008
06:51:54 PM
Reboot 80s Buck Rogers Starring Gil Gerard
by LaserPants
Nov 9th, 2008
06:52:18 PM
LSF
by yubnubrocks
Nov 9th, 2008
07:02:19 PM

by Yelnick McWaWa
Nov 9th, 2008
07:13:12 PM
Reboot THE LAST STARFIGHTER And KRULL As A Crossover Series
by LaserPants
Nov 9th, 2008
07:25:29 PM
We dont own these things, you bitter twats
by dalbatron
Nov 9th, 2008
07:27:46 PM
The best talkbacks...
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 9th, 2008
07:34:02 PM
Space Police?
by LHombreSiniestro
Nov 9th, 2008
07:40:44 PM
Tarsus IV and against
by Village Idiot
Nov 9th, 2008
08:05:04 PM
Where is the Megan Fox as Wonder-Woman talk back?
by Leafar the Lost
Nov 9th, 2008
08:17:14 PM

by dalbatron
Nov 9th, 2008
08:27:40 PM
wonderwoman
by dalbatron
Nov 9th, 2008
08:28:39 PM
and cool camera moves
by Dreamfasting
Nov 9th, 2008
08:37:23 PM
Nicholas Meyer
by Grand Moff Toht
Nov 9th, 2008
08:39:47 PM
And Shatner...
by Grand Moff Toht
Nov 9th, 2008
08:43:55 PM
Corvette-Kirk proves they just don't "get Trek"
by gruntybear
Nov 9th, 2008
09:17:34 PM
grunty
by dalbatron
Nov 9th, 2008
09:38:18 PM
Spies- What music?
by Rubiks Doob
Nov 9th, 2008
09:40:33 PM
And fuck a 'decent Next Generation film'
by Rubiks Doob
Nov 9th, 2008
09:46:25 PM
doob
by dalbatron
Nov 9th, 2008
09:50:11 PM
Muppet Babies? Star Trek Babies?
by BRUTICUS
Nov 9th, 2008
09:52:18 PM
Star Trek Reboot Problem
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 9th, 2008
09:59:45 PM
Beyonce as Wonder Woman
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 9th, 2008
10:02:46 PM
Can you say p-p-p-plant, K-k-k-Ken?
by MurderMostFowl
Nov 9th, 2008
10:07:18 PM
oh and was spock yelling the whole time?
by MurderMostFowl
Nov 9th, 2008
10:10:23 PM
thunderbolt
by dalbatron
Nov 9th, 2008
10:12:17 PM
dalbatron
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 9th, 2008
10:18:05 PM
thunder
by dalbatron
Nov 9th, 2008
10:27:10 PM
classic star trek films..
by MamoVaka
Nov 9th, 2008
10:32:00 PM
That's it. I'm not going to see it.
by kabong
Nov 9th, 2008
10:47:16 PM
Gruntybear, do you know ANYTHING about Kirk?
by MattmanReturns
Nov 9th, 2008
10:56:21 PM
Ethan Big Nuts McKinley
by gotilk
Nov 9th, 2008
11:02:50 PM
Beyonce as a non-singer who thinks
by crankyoldguy
Nov 9th, 2008
11:14:34 PM
Where is Orcus?
by thebearovingian
Nov 9th, 2008
11:30:13 PM
Ya' know what's great?
by shran
Nov 10th, 2008
12:08:37 AM
Kirk's joyriding in a "mid-60's corvette" ???
by Bill Clay
Nov 10th, 2008
12:40:13 AM
Sounds good to me...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Nov 10th, 2008
12:53:09 AM
Then again...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Nov 10th, 2008
12:59:27 AM
Proof....
by thehoebo
Nov 10th, 2008
01:05:51 AM
STINO STINO STINO STINO STINO
by SingingHatchet
Nov 10th, 2008
02:23:31 AM
KIRK VS. SULU: THE EARLY ROUNDS.
by alice 13
Nov 10th, 2008
03:36:14 AM
thehoebo
by quantize
Nov 10th, 2008
05:37:18 AM
aliens and phasers and death!
by JAGUART
Nov 10th, 2008
06:27:15 AM
So Kirk is driving a vintage...
by Kid Z
Nov 10th, 2008
07:23:03 AM
I have a problem with Beyonce as Wonder Woman.
by Leafar the Lost
Nov 10th, 2008
08:10:32 AM
Didn't they ever see the "Piece of the Action" episode
by Ingeld
Nov 10th, 2008
08:31:43 AM
As admittedly silly as it sounds about him driving a Corvette
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Nov 10th, 2008
08:43:21 AM
Weird
by Animation
Nov 10th, 2008
09:18:56 AM
You "must" cast a black man as Superman?
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 10th, 2008
09:37:10 AM
Tuning Capt. Kirk into Dawson's Creep
by Dick Bahls
Nov 10th, 2008
09:54:14 AM
JTKINO! JTKINO! JTKINO!
by bobjustbob
Nov 10th, 2008
09:56:33 AM
why Kirk drives a corvette
by ArcadianDS
Nov 10th, 2008
09:56:59 AM
We also see a woman in silhouette (Uhura?) pulling off her top
by Smashing
Nov 10th, 2008
09:58:06 AM
James T Kirk = John McCain?
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 10th, 2008
11:46:29 AM
"James Tiberius Kirk"- that sounds retarded.
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 10th, 2008
11:46:33 AM
Why would Starfleet Academy accept such a hothead?
by Royston Lodge
Nov 10th, 2008
11:48:16 AM
What? Kirk's from a wealthy family?
by Royston Lodge
Nov 10th, 2008
11:56:42 AM
I'm convinced: Red Corvette = Red Barchetta
by Royston Lodge
Nov 10th, 2008
12:01:55 PM
Angsty Kirk...
by I AM ROCKO
Nov 10th, 2008
12:09:12 PM
Word from my Contacts at Paramount...
by Admiral Nelson
Nov 10th, 2008
01:22:56 PM
as for the music
by MajorTom
Nov 10th, 2008
01:25:29 PM
The ST script *is* "Top Gun in Space"
by Admiral Nelson
Nov 10th, 2008
01:30:56 PM
You had me at "Uhura's tits"
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 10th, 2008
01:40:11 PM
"Kirk drives a Corvette" = The new "Nuked The Fridge"
by SpyGuy
Nov 10th, 2008
01:46:12 PM
But Kirk wasn't really a hellion, right?
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Nov 10th, 2008
01:55:31 PM
Kirk's Vette. Spock's Volvo
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 10th, 2008
01:59:39 PM
I remember back in '89
by durhay
Nov 10th, 2008
02:03:56 PM
SHUT UP YOU WHINY FANBOYS BITCHES!!
by SISKOKID
Nov 10th, 2008
03:22:30 PM
Zoe Saldana = Cocktease
by Monkey_King
Nov 10th, 2008
06:55:26 PM
Is trailer confirmed attached to QoS?
by bobjustbob
Nov 10th, 2008
07:11:23 PM
Kirk from wealthy family?
by kabong
Nov 10th, 2008
09:43:50 PM
Spock will be the outcast geek of Academy.
by kabong
Nov 10th, 2008
09:46:47 PM
Star Trek: Motion Picture
by darthwaz1
Nov 10th, 2008
11:01:34 PM
JJ Abrams' Star Trek=1998 "Lost in Space" movie
by zacdilone
Nov 15th, 2008
12:59:31 AM
get it while its hott
by HAPAJEDI
Nov 15th, 2008
04:20:46 PM

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