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TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Megababe Spoilers!?!?
SPOILER ALERT !!
Merrick here...
The often-to-usually reliable message boards at tfw2005 have revealed a possible-to-probable spoiler for TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.
Said spoiler involves new cast member Isabel Lucas...seen here...
...and something about a really long tongue. Hehehehehe.
You can find the spoilers...
HERE!!!
As always, keep in mind there's allegedly some sort of "disinformation" campaign afoot. Note I said "allegedly".
HERE!!!
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Shita Lablah dying.
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Shia dying would be nice indeed
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Bay is giving our inner 7 year old action figure fantasies a serious handjob.
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...cause I don't give a fuck.
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You know what's funny? My text buffer still had in its memory the sentence "Transformers is dung." It's a statement that's equally applicable to any updates on this thrilling sequel.
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Aye Carumba...who cares about the link- look at this babe
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When does the trailer come out?
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and she'll have some obscure talent that comes into play at JUST the right moment in the film! yay!fuck, Michael Bay sucks as a filmmaker...Transformers was one of the most shoddily directed pieces of trash I've ever seen. plot lines just fizzled out, nonsequiters, useless characters, racist stereotypes, pointless drivel. just horrible. if you enjoyed that movie you should really have your status as an "adult" revoked.
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For anyone who's seen her on the Australian soapy Home and Away, they will know what I'm talking about. Her acting is so bad they actually wrote it into her character when she first started that she had some sort of speech problem so as to limit her dialogue....By the end of her run on the show when she had a regular amount of lines, she was hardly any better.
Maybe I'm wrong and she's come along by leaps and bounds in the 2 years since Home and Away. But I doubt it. Then again Transformers isn't exactly about moving dialogue and breath taking acting so it probably wont matter. -
Nov 05, 2008 7:29:24 PM CST
A Pretender? Trust Bay to use one of the worst TF plots.
by spacker dave
Pretenders sucked when I was a kid and they suck even more now. We already got Terminators on film.
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Those were one of the lamest Transformers around after the so called 'Action Masters' that couldn't even transform.
Why not Headmasters instead? That whole Fortress Maximus/Scorponok storyline on that other planet was a pretty cool piece of sci-fi in the comic books. -
How else could he produce the hottest women in the world for his films and make them look hotter than in any other film. Megan Fox will never be as hot as she is in Transformers, Monica Potter in The Rock, Gabrielle Union smokin' in Bad Boys 2, and even Tea Leoni, absolutely incredi-fuckable in Bad Boys. The Man Is An Artist!!!
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But fuck Platinum Dunes, fuck it strait to hell.
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By Anakin's melting fruit....she looks like Megan..
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Pretenders were what made me STOP liking Transformers. Not only that in todays age it is just going to come across as a Terminator or Battlestar Gallactica rip off. Do you really want to be ripping a TELEVISION show on FILM?
Just do everything you can to make part 2 as cool as the ORIGINAL Transformers cause Part 1 certainly never came close. -
well I guess they know their audience.
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Who gives a fuck about Transformers 2? It can ONLY be bad. I voted for Obama and all I get is a fucking Transformers sequel that I could care less about. Screw it in the face and fuck its father's asshole with a dildo while he begs for more because he thinks it's his son's cock.
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The hack screenwriters finally found a way around actually having the robots onscreen. Now EVERY random extra can be counted as a "Pretender"-major props though. It took major props to leave out everything that made Transformers cool and skip straight to the stuff like Headmasters and Pretenders that everyone hates. A tthis point,I wouldnt be surprised if the film ends with a slow-motion fireball enhanced mini-con orgy. Sweet,sweet mini-con porn.....
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... just when I thought the Transformers couldn't get more stupid, something like this comes along.
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The first movie was trash, but this chick might get me to sit through part 2.
Might. -
Been a while!
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Power up.
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Nov 05, 2008 8:55:08 PM CST
Is she George Lucas' Daughter? Without 6 chins I can't be sure.
by stuntcock mike
Nude pics would help.
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But she looks like all the other 'hot chicks' Hollywood keeps finding, like Megan Fox. Hot, with zero acting talent. But then again, this is a Bay film, so the only acting talent required is being hot, so I guess it works out.
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I knew this shit 6 days ago. Just like the fucking date from the link 6 days a-fucking-go.
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There is no way this news nugget is legit. I don't buy it. Bay or no Bay, it's idiotic beyond comprehension.
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cos if it's a one line headline, it only reads "poile"
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she's gonna be the bio-engineerist(?) who bio-engineers the cure to the bio-engineerical disease that is turning everyone who comes into contact with a transformer into a bio-engineericalogical monstrosity.
Enough with the hot talent-less actress playing the genius engineer-ologist who miraculously saves the day. Michael Bay should just be an action-engineer-ologist on other people's films and stop f&#@ing directing movies. He would make a hell of an action choreographer(-ologist?), but nothing more. For the love of jeebus. Please stop with the directing! -
Oh yeah, and damn you, Michael Bay.
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Transformers was always about the hot women and never about the giant robots that could turn into shit. :eyeroll:
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probably fucked Michael Bay for the role.
then she blew up.
Michael Bayslosions!
Ma-Ba-Xplosions!
mababbbooom!
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yeah,Robot Chicken rules. -
She's got some attractiveness to her. But is she the only model who isn't airbrushed? If you just look at the bottom the wet clingly areas make her look like she's got a gut and love handles.
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Did'nt The Bay get robbed cough *hookers* cough (allegedly) and his laptop along with the super secret special effects on the hard drive taken?. Should some of the goodies on said drive not have shown up by now. Oh and is this not a rip off of the Terminatrix?
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if i remember pretenders were around a long time before the TX....and the TX wasnt a human "shell" it was liquid skin over metal endoskeleton. and its not a regular terminator either....if alice is a pretender she can get in and out of her human skin easily and at will....might be interesting ..but i dont believe any crap that comes from THAT site... ill wait for trailer or bay confirmation...
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I figured they would have popped up before now to defend their lame ass script. I guess these days they only stick to the websites where they know they'll get their ass kissed.
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Word has it, Shia Lebouf gets all panicky, pop-eyed and gape-mouthed, then says "OH NONONONONONO..." numerous times throughout the movie.
You read it here, first! -
On Home and Away she was blonde. It was awesome. I'll be happy to let Bay keep making Transformers movies if he keeps including mad hot Australian chicks in them.
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Really. Like she went swimming and some jellyfish creature yarfed all over her, and rather than look embarassed because she was trying to get it all off, she just tried to look sexy for the camera.I'd still shtumpf her, tho.
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...Black Beauty decided to do some mounting of his own.
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Damn You Michael Bay
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Nov 06, 2008 2:13:59 AM CST
Who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?
by motoko kusanagi
nofuckinbody
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I guess nobody gives a shit anymore. Although, there might be more then meets the eye.
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T2 (see what I did there) to be just like the first one, only a little bit longer, with more emphasis on confusingly shot and edited action scenes, and a couple of new robots. You heard it here first.
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Just when I thought Bay and his team couldn't fuck up Transformers anymore this comes out. The pretenders line was an act of sheer desperation as the popularity of Transformers was slipping. Check the sales of Pretenders figures - they were shit then and it's still a shit idea. Fucking morons.
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Just don't care. At all. But you fuckers aren't even trying. Where's the craziness?
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I won't be going to this film.
I felt more violated by this film than
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And Hannibal Lecter will help capturing her? I'm SO confused with this sequels and reboots...
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Bay and his stupid decision to cast uber hot girls in roles... it's a porn movie without the good stuff... Ppl aren't drawn to these movies because of the women, it's because of the source material... We're not like the dumb fuck white trash drawn to Sarah Palin.
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It's Bayformers. Always was, always will be. Keep that in mind and you might enjoy it more. A friend of mine was complaining about All star Batman until I said "It's BatMarv" now he's all right with it. We still need original work though. But did you guys really think Bayformers would provide that?
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*SIGH*, I say again...
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He was one of the better things about that movie. Go yell at the writers, instead.
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i agree about michael bay's ability to make women infinitely hotter in his movies...so maybe he should direct porn or playboy videos instead...i wish he would...it's a win, win....he makes awesome porn wityh "explosions" and he stays away from mainstream movie properties.
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How the hell does Bay keep pulling out hot chicks for roles? This guy has the midas touch for action pieces and hot sluts!
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lets hope Ray Meagher starts getting parts in michael bay produced mega-busters....God knows he's waited long enough!
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When did that start? I fondly remember the days when Harry routinely stole info from Patrick's "Corona Coming Attractions" and claimed it to be his own work, and had the entire "movie news" internet community in an uproar for it.
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you really are a complete nob.
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no wonder that horse has a smile on his face...
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Sorry, had to say it.
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If I ever read the line "fucking our eyeballs" one more time on here I swear I'm gonna take the plane from Amsterdam, the Netherlands, hunt the moron/imbecile that wrote that line down and fuck his very eyeballs with a rusty Black and Decker chainsaw.
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she can get it. every way.
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...but then again no one is currently hotter than her. Yes, I would leave my imaginary wife and 6-7 adopted children (if I had some) for Isabel. Don't get me wrong, she is HOT. However, she isn't MEGAN FOX HOT. For Ms. Fox, I would sell my imaginary wife and 6-7 adopted children. Angelina Jolie used to be MEGAN FOX HOT, but after screwing half of Hollywood (BILLIE BOB) and having babies, she has hit the wall. Don't get me wrong, again, I would treat Angelina the same way I would treat Isabel. My imaginary family would just have to deal with it, and now I retreat back to my imaginary life...
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Well, it's a really stupid and bad idea, so I think it's safe to say this rumour is real rather than dis-information.
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She should be a Head master... yeah you know what I'm talking about.
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Leave it to MB to find the LAMEST of the original properties to use... D@MN you Mike Bay.
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Am I doin it rite?
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She will be playing a fecking robot which is how they will compensate for her rubbishitty of acting as a real human. Gorgeous babes rubbish humans remember.
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I wish I had Shia's characters problems. Granted one of them of is a robot but she's still anatomically correct right?
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I heard she gets nude in this and does it with Prime, while Bumblebee jerks off in the corner watching. Man, that's hot.
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wow, are we 11?
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Read this and suck balls Michael Bay!!! You have no idea what you're doing when it comes to Transformers so fuck off!
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Nov 06, 2008 9:30:31 PM CST
I put tha money in tha jacket...and tha jacket on tha kangaroo..
by nasty in the pasty
...and HE BE HOPPIN' A WAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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right out the first scene of a porn shoot. How can any grown up with sense for class like this?
If you want Megan Fox classy AND smokin hot, check out Simon Peggs How to lose friends and alienate people.
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