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Sorry, I couldnt resist
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That wasn't bad, truly.
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Still, I want to see those VP debates.
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all the way from a low budget sci-fi flick to starring in internet spoof videos.
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lol community organizer in a city that's not even connected to the ground!
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I am still voting for McCain, though.
I just need an old guy in office. I grew up with Reagan, I guess it spoiled me. -
I didn't even know Lando was running! Damn it!
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As soon as Tina Fey started doing her Asajj Ventress impression on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, the campaign was over.
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Man, Palpatine can't even get an even break in the media. But as we all know, the media is controlled by the Hutts anyway.
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Would you vote for the guy who promised a "safe and secure society" at the end of the Clone Wars, AND delivered, or the terrorists who attack Imperial goods and citizens unprovoked and at random. Sure, we did blow up Alderaan, but, hey, terrorists who hate our freedoms, blah blah blah, etc. etc. Probably had WMD's.
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Great!
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Ive always wanted to be first not because i have anything to say, its just the cicks and the glory...
as for the elecion..lemons and lemons, -
...a president and a vice-president. But which would be which...Lord McCain or Darth Palin? Already we know Darth Cheney the true master was...
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Haven't seen the video yet, 'cause my audio at work is disabled. But the freeze-frame (is it called a splash screen?) has Billy Dee Williams chyroned in over an image of a DC Metro station? WTF?! That's so strange... DC Metro sucks...
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Mark my words.
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His career is in the Shitter - he's currently featured as Toussaint DuBois on the soap channel. General Hospital Night Shift.
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I didn't realize Hoth was in such dire straits. Can you see the Dagobah system from there?
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A rothian? A ruthian? A what the fuckian?! It always pisses me off when people that were IN Star Wars fuck up the names. It's a Rodian!
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Absolutely genius. That is some funny shit.
Let's go to Lando's ofrmer military commander:
"IT'S A TRAP!" -
for Vice Ptesident..
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His ads don't mention gungans or scruffy nerf herders. Vote Palpatine and so he can wipe them out! All of them!
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Okay, you win. that was the geekiest comment so far on this TB ;D
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whose green card in cloud city had expired, but the storm troopers couldn't find her when they searched for her at the southie rental she was living at.
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So wrong. Yet, so right. I hate myself...
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your either with us or against us.
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[George Takei voice OFF]
That was just freaking lame. Man he looks bad :( -
They were creating peace by bringing war. Y'know, saving the peaceful Alderaans from themselves. Besides, they had WMDs down there...
BTW, John McCain has aged a bit since this campaign, huh? Those bags under his sallow, evil yellow eyes... -
Max Rebo and bossk have what it takes to change the galaxy...and to play sweet funky space grooves all over fuckin' town.
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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
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Ah, grasshopper...
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Oh SHIT TYPO TYPO I didn't mean that I'm terribly sorry I --
**sounds of stormtrooper blasts, pieces of Spud blasted all over the Cloud City corridor floor** -
Nov 04, 2008 1:03:09 PM CST
Am I a dork for knowing that he got Greedo's species wrong
by cotton mcknight
Greedo is a Rodian! I need help.
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Truly I have gone to the Dark Side. I may want to vote for Calrissian, but the Imperial VP... the Force is strong in that one. The Dark Side, that is...
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That just made my day ;-)
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"Palin in gold bikini..." dude you are a funny guy.
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Londo Mollari
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I wonder how many votes Lando will actually get. Filling in the circle is lame; we should eliminate illiterates from voting by making everyone spell out the name of the candidate they favor. Then anyone could vote for Lando, or even Floyd Sanders. Dumb people should be barred from voting.
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Nov 04, 2008 1:17:23 PM CST
Lando really should have picked Nien Nunb as his running mate.
by cotton mcknight
That guy was instrumental in taking down the second Death Star, and it would have rallied the asian and hispanic base.Oh yeah and anyone notice that Palpatine picked a black guy as his running mate? I actually find that insulting. He's pandering to the brothers.
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Was watching when Billy D. was talking and noticed one of the back drops was a picture of the D.C. Metro Rail station not sure which one but it was funny to see how "Star Wars" looking it is from certain angles.
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You from DC? Wherabouts?
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Col. Tigh > Lando.
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Kneel before change!!!
But if I was going to vote for someone from Star Wars it would have to be Porkins. -
1978 Col. Tigh > 2004 Col. Tigh
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Biggs is the man, with LOBOT as VP.
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General's Fried Chicken is tasty. Mmmm.
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No one seems to have (from the headlines anyway) called this a clear piece of Obama propaganda, by identifying McCain with the Dark Side...not that I'd argue with such an assessment.
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I was always curious. Is there really an eject option in X-Wings? I mean it's not like Porkins could breath in space once he hit the supposed eject button. I think this whole eject thing is a lie coming from the Lando camp for political purposes.
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We just find it funnier to talk shit about politics in the Star Wars universe, why Nien Nunb would appeal to the ethnic minorities as a VP, and how awesome Sarah Palin would look in a gold bikini. Yeaaaahh, baby.
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He's old, and he crossed the aisle to work with the Empire several times, including his atrocious Carbonite Freezing Reform bill. However, I'm very excited by Chewbacca, his VP choice. Kashyyk is a rugged environment, and Wookies are a good, hardworking peoples. So, I may pull the lever for Lando--but I'm really voting for Chewbacca.
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Everyone knows the guy who should be President is Wedge.
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Nothing makes em slicker that a swigger off that bibba. Colt 45 N-word
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45 percent of you getting laid... *Snap* That's a Colt 45
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not exactly subtle but still quite funny. restore your dignity, america. please.
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Nov 04, 2008 2:03:12 PM CST
So is that the stuff from Coming To America in Billy Dee's hair
by skimn
??? And does it leave a stain everywhere he goes??
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The Ladieth Man, athking you all to vote Lando Calrithian, baddetht brother in the whole galackthy!
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Nov 04, 2008 2:11:22 PM CST
When the bitch is so loose she needs 40-5ths
by dracula_wants_the_amulet
the size of a horse cock to get off. Colt 45.... Works everytime..
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Sober Ho's aching for Child Support are.
Colt 45... Thats the power of Colt 45. -
...Vote for for Han Solo...
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Actually he threw him to Darth Vader and Boba Fett. Still, Lando can't be trusted!
I heard he has a brother on Dantooine that is living in a moisture vaporator box. Lando won't even help his own brother - why should we trust him to lead our Republic?
Lando only put Chewbacca on the ticket in hopes of getting the Wookie vote. He's a panderer who makes promises he can't keep! I also heard he has been dealing behind closed doors with Jawas. Scavengers of the desert! I'm telling you, Lando can't be trusted! -
He got shit done didn't he? Crime was at all time low thanks to making internment and death a penalty for all infractions. During his 20 year reign the empire saw great strides in technology such as the death star. The criticisms over Alderon are rather moot. They were harboringa a terrorist organization and would not comply with his demands.
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"Fair and balance to the Force," my Correllian ass. And don't even get me started on that pompous fat Hutt spewing lies and hate on Commlink Radio.
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He supported Palpatine in his fight against the rebellion, and changed his mind after he had already agreed to a deal. Can you trust someone like that?
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Because he'll warn us if IT'S A TRAP!
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Why vote for Lando? Lando chose to put the interest of his own buddy over the interest of his entire community that elected him! After initially doing the right thing and putting his city first, by selling Han Solo to the empire, he flip-flopped and gave his entire city over to the Empire! Treason, that is. Can you really trust someone like that?
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I see someone posted the same joke a few minutes earlier, using almost the same language. Sorry. In any case, we should remember what happened to Lando's father, Grando Calrissian, who I'm sure you'll remember was going to be featured prominently in the prequel movies ...
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I cast my vote for Boba Fett that's like voting for Nader right?
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Toclafane Party
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...was in Gotham City. He ended up with acid on half his face and turned into Tommy Lee Jones.If it's him or Palpatine, we're screwed either way.
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Every site has the same links to the same fucking content. seriously - this thing is everywhere. Why have a million different sites when they all link to or embed the same stupid ass crap? Fuck the internet, I want to get off.
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Palpatine's reign saw a veritable Dark Age and stark regression in technology from the time of the Republic. The Death Star was an anomaly and purely a militaristic advance. Compare the sleek ship designs that were prevalent during the time of the Republic with the junk freighters and speeders that were popular under Palpatine's reign. Compare the popular, user-friendly interactive computers and holograms that so many Republic citizens used with the mechanical "conveniences" of a galaxy that was literally falling apart. (How many times does the "fastest" ship in the galaxy need to have a failed hyperdrive to convince you?) Look at the way that society completely gave up on automation via the decline of its use of droids, the cheapest and most reliable labor in existence. Now some might argue that some phantom deity known as "George Lucas" was responsible for this disparity - that the very act of god-Lucas's revealing the galaxy in a non-chronological way has unfairly altered our perception of the galaxy and its technological regression, but you can keep that church out of my state, mister! It's time to get back to our technological roots. Remember midichlorions? No one else seems to remember. We can GENETICALLY ENGINEER Jedis. Oh, sure, you gotta throw out some Bothan fetuses to make that sort of cellular research happen, but those Bothans are always throwing their lives away for worthy causes anyway.
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everythings the same. not as much diversity as thought there would be, not only are the websites all linked to the same stuff, but there's not a lot of sites that cover the same topic. Instead of getting 31 flavors u get like 1 or 2.
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...to reach LANDO Calrissian...WHOA WHOA wait a minute, let me explain!
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...on that awesome Perry Ellis or Geoffrey Been shirt Billy decided to wear. Why not throw on a bolo tie? Sheesh.
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Which is clearly a lie - there's video evidence that Han shot first. Calling Greedo a ruffian is just buying into Sith News "facts".
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were warned in advance. Peaceful planet my ass.
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Hated to vote for a third party, but I just couldn't vote for a non-experienced Cloud City administrator or the evil dictator.
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Compared to Opie Cunnigham... this is lame... Why go political? I mean, you have Billy Dee Williams agree to do something funny. Why not have him smearing Luke for getting all the credit for blowing up the Death Star. I mean he blew one up too... That would have been funnier, pissed at Luke for stealing the limelight.
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A lousy apprentice, he is. Totally fucks up in the end.
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Nov 04, 2008 4:35:33 PM CST
All technological advances were impeded by the terrorists
by drewlicious
And their more radical wing the Jedi council. Also they have not made a more kickass sounding vehicle than the tie figher. And simply because Lord Vader, director of homeland security, has a temper people feel they need to invalidate him finally taking down terrorist leader Obi Wan Kenobi. He can hardly be blamed for the Death Star's destruction, which was an engineering flaw and those responsible have had their trachea's crushed. The new version is being built by independent contractors and not government stooges this time. The empire is strong so it's not like a bunch of ewoks or something are going to take it down.
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LOL That's great. :- )
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I always go third party.
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Lando's experience might consist of being only a community organizer to a city not even connected to the ground, but OTOH, it was only a small outpost which wasn't very self-sufficient. Lando had to deal with supply problems of every kind. Plus he's had labor difficulties... he's not all that unexperienced.
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Super bombad.
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Does anyone else think it sounds like Mark Hamill?
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Blasphemy!
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I DEMAND A RECOUNT IF PALPATINE WINS!!! You know he can mind trick you!! Don't look him in the eyes! I hate that Chewy didn't get any facetime in my ads. Sorry guys!
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damn, now I'm reconsidering...
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He should never have picked her as VP.
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Because I SWEAR that's Mark Hamill doing the voice-overs for the Palpatine campaign
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I heard Lando was not born on in the right system so he should not be running in the first place.
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Nice guy, OBAMA!
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Billy Dee Willaims should narrate a young Lando tv series, and even show-up in (breaking the forth wall) close-up camera shots, as he talks about his past ways and adventures in brief lead in segments before returning to the young Lando and his flashback story.
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Brilliant.
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Ralph VADER for president!!! Sorry had to do it.
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right about now. Obama wins by a landslide.
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I marked your words and now you'll be eating them.
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galactic hustler, all round pimp, badass motherfucker. greatest character in fiction and non-fiction.
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This is just like the ending of RETURN OF THE JEDI, only without fucking Ewoks.
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My cock just exploded! IN a good way!
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It's called a joke. Don't know if you heard about those. Wikipedia those. How could I obviously be serious? If I supported McCain, I wouldn't be saying that, if I supported Obama, I wouldn't say it either. The TB that mentioned Asperger's going WILD around these literal-thinking fools was right. Jeez...
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Just kidding Lando.
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Palpatine is a patriot! He suffered for 5 minutes at the hands of evil Jedi infiltrators who were able to turn his dark-force energy back on him. Meanwhile, Lando voted against saving Luke, Leia and Han until he realized the deal had changed, then he voted FOR saving Luke, Leia and Han. Palpatines voting record has always been clear on that subject. I just don't think Calrissian can be trusted...he even showed questionable judgement by taking a Wookie as his running mate. Chewbacca is obviously loud-mouthed, opinionated, and, when pressed, will rip the arms off of anything that gets in his way. Is this the kind of character we want as the 2nd chair in the Galactic Sentate that oversees the Grand Army of the Republic? I think not.
Palpatine has years of manipula...um...'negotiating' with both sides of the Senate, and his VP choice, Anakin, has a proven track record of looking good in costume. It's rumored his Vader suit cost over 150K Republic Credits. And, he's known as a 'get things done' kind of candidate. He was able to get Death Star 2 back on track in order to provide critical support of the Emperial Fleet when it was ruthlessly attacked by Calrissian and his minions.
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At least the Lando/Chewie ticket will finally bring a person with fur to the office. People with fur are always being hated on. Where would our society be without the advances made by Wookies and Ewoks. Do you really want more pale white men hiding behind masks and cloaks, time for a change galaxy.
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And he kept trying to use Jedi mind tricks on Chewie in the VP debate. Classy.
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are horrible. video was funny though
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This shit is stupid.
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