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Capone gives ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO a four-boner review!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

In so many ways, Kevin Smith's latest sex-drenched love story is the best thing he has ever done. For years, I'd always held that CHASING AMY was his best crack at combining four-letter words with a believable love story. But ZACK AND MIRI surpasses all previous View Askew-niverse offerings thanks primarily to its cast, made up largely of newcomers to the Smith stable. But Smith also seems more loose and happy to be working outside of the confines of the Jay and Silent Bob collection of regulars. Okay, fine, Jason Mewes (Jay) is in this film, but he's used in a much different way here. Jeff Anderson (one of Smith's CLERKS twosome) is also here, still dishing out sarcasm like so much tasty macaroni and cheese, but the meanness of his old character Randal is gone. More importantly, Smith has cast Seth Rogen, an actor who grew up wanted to be in a Kevin Smith movie, and his commitment to this material is stellar and fearless. Also on hand is the very busy Elizabeth Banks (W., ROLE MODELS, and Rogen's co-star and bathtub lover in THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN), who is not only the loveliest borderline homeless woman ever, but she has a comedic chemistry with Rogen that makes her the absolute strongest female character Smith has ever written.

ZACK AND MIRI is a film of the times. The two best friends for as long as they can remember live together as roommates, have never slept together, and are perpetually broke. In the current economic times, I think a lot more folks going to see this movie are going to be able to identity with Zack and Miri's predicament (if not their solution to it). After having most of their utilities cut off and with the threat of eviction hanging over their heads, they decide to make an amateur porn after a YouTube-like video of them in their underwear makes them internet stars. They enter into the production as professionally as they know how. They hire a producer (Craig Robinson of "The Office," who plays Rogen coworker at a coffee house and just happens to have a little bit of money to invest), a cinematographer (the one guy they know who knows how to actually operate a video camera), and cast would-be porn stars (some played by real porn stars, like Katie Morgan and legend Traci Lords). At first they decide making a spoof of a real movie is the best call, so they write a script for a film called "Star Whores," but eventually the story becomes simplified and is set and filmed in the coffee house after hours.

The elephant on the set, as it were, is the tension that builds as a scripted sex scene between Zack and Miri fast approaches, and while they promise that doing the scene won't change their relationship, the fact that they're even talking about it proves that it will change everything. And about the sex scene, it might be the fucking funniest fucking scene ever fucking committed to fucking film. Feelings are altered and neither one is prepared for it or knows how to react to it, leading to some ugly words and hurt feelings. I've heard different people have wildly varied reactions to these sequences, with men and women saying they don't like the way Zack behaves post-coitus and/or the way Miri acts. I think that says something about Smith's writing, which paints a very believable conflict of feelings between the two friends. And while I would call Smith's script "sophisticated," I would say that it's his most mature, even amid all of the boobies and vulgarities.

Even amidst all of the heavy emotional contest, Smith keeps us laughing steadily. An opening sequence at Zack and Miri's 10-year high school reunion, featuring Justin Long and Brandon (SUPERMAN RETURNS) Routh, belongs in the lexicon of Smith exchanges. Craig Robinson has been a great supporting actor for a number of years now in KNOCKED UP and PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, and it's great to see him hold is own in one of the larger roles in this film. There's a sequence near the end of the film where we see him at home with his wife (Tisha Campbell) that is so wickedly funny, you'll have trouble breathing. I was especially impressed with Katie Morgan's work (dressed and undressed). She has an energy and unexpected comic timing that would make it fairly easy for casting directors to consider her for future, clothed work.

It seems a bit played out to talk about how Smith seems to borrowing from the Apatow way of doing and casting films, since Apatow probably borrowed a thing or three from Smith's brand of humor and way of generating material. If anything, ZACK AND MIRI is a tribute to how much these actors appreciate the ground that Smith broke as a writer and maker of low-budget comedies, and I hope Smith continues making films this complete and deep feeling. In truth, only Kevin Smith could have made the most romantic film of his career and still fill it with some of the foulest and most over-sexed language and situations in movie history. It's actually the perfect blend of every tool that Smith has in his arsenal, used to tell a sweet love story set in the world of amateur porn. I think I'm in heaven.

-- Capone
capone@aintitcoolmail.com



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no Elizabeth Banks topless, no ticket for me
by Rupee88
Oct 31st, 2008
09:40:15 AM
imdb
by Himbo
Oct 31st, 2008
09:41:20 AM
Uhhhh no. Sorry, this will make $500 bucks this weekend.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 31st, 2008
09:41:43 AM
Silent Bob 2008
by rodneyfaile
Oct 31st, 2008
09:42:10 AM
Solid Review
by roberthorry
Oct 31st, 2008
09:43:06 AM
I agree that Chasing Amy was the best
by WerePlatypus
Oct 31st, 2008
09:44:10 AM
Craig rules the film
by Movidude74
Oct 31st, 2008
09:46:58 AM
Does everyone here hate movies?
by rodneyfaile
Oct 31st, 2008
09:50:06 AM
rodneyfaile
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 31st, 2008
09:53:44 AM
No Banks boobs, you say?
by Steve Rogers
Oct 31st, 2008
09:58:54 AM
This will be re-named Zack and Miri
by ilander66
Oct 31st, 2008
10:00:34 AM
What's your favorite comedy, Danny?
by WerePlatypus
Oct 31st, 2008
10:01:19 AM
Better than Chasing Amy?
by enderandrew
Oct 31st, 2008
10:09:35 AM
Easier to hate
by enderandrew
Oct 31st, 2008
10:11:16 AM
title has already been "changed" in canada
by Bouncy X
Oct 31st, 2008
10:15:10 AM
I agree rodneyfaile
by rogueleader66
Oct 31st, 2008
10:17:03 AM
I wish Seth Rogen wasn't in this.....or anything again
by Bobman46
Oct 31st, 2008
10:47:09 AM
Elizabeth Banks would make a great Lois Lane.
by Snookeroo
Oct 31st, 2008
10:53:44 AM
Elizabeth Banks is good n' hot But.........
by Stuntcock Mike
Oct 31st, 2008
10:55:07 AM
DerLanghaarige
by Cysquatch
Oct 31st, 2008
10:57:45 AM
DerLanghaarige
by Cysquatch
Oct 31st, 2008
11:01:44 AM
trashing contest
by rodneyfaile
Oct 31st, 2008
11:02:49 AM
At least Smith is no longer pretending to be a filmmaker
by zacdilone
Oct 31st, 2008
11:02:59 AM
best movie of smith's in a looong time
by Murkish
Oct 31st, 2008
11:07:54 AM
Got to agree with Rupee88 ....
by Itchy
Oct 31st, 2008
11:10:43 AM
It just seems like its been done
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Oct 31st, 2008
11:13:16 AM
Also...
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Oct 31st, 2008
11:26:27 AM
Smith and nudity
by enderandrew
Oct 31st, 2008
11:30:53 AM
Loved the movie...
by seanny_d
Oct 31st, 2008
11:43:36 AM
Ender, Smith himself pitched Mallrats as...
by Lenny Nero
Oct 31st, 2008
11:46:46 AM
Mel Gibsteinberg......Yes, really.
by Stuntcock Mike
Oct 31st, 2008
11:53:03 AM
I'll end up renting it though.
by Stuntcock Mike
Oct 31st, 2008
11:53:54 AM
Seth Rogen = Fozzie Bear per L.A. Times.
by Fa Fa Fooey
Oct 31st, 2008
11:55:22 AM
Miss George Carlin
by The_Bat
Oct 31st, 2008
11:55:31 AM
Oh, so Kevin Smith is funny now?
by Speed Fricassee
Oct 31st, 2008
01:14:59 PM
Lenny Nero
by enderandrew
Oct 31st, 2008
01:17:13 PM
Jesus, Capone
by jmyoung666
Oct 31st, 2008
01:21:52 PM
Going to see this tonight
by Jay Mammoth
Oct 31st, 2008
01:41:38 PM
Mel Gibsteinberg
by Rupee88
Oct 31st, 2008
02:03:19 PM
Damn, Gina!!!
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Oct 31st, 2008
02:15:02 PM
Thumbs up Kevin
by hallmitchell
Oct 31st, 2008
02:36:47 PM
Why the Weinstein's are going broke?
by hallmitchell
Oct 31st, 2008
02:40:39 PM
Going to see this
by WerePlatypus
Oct 31st, 2008
03:24:30 PM
People root for Smith to make a good movie.
by Fa Fa Fooey
Oct 31st, 2008
03:47:58 PM
WerePlatypus -- FAVORITE COMEDY!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 31st, 2008
04:20:30 PM
Good comedy...I laughed BUT...
by chaplinatemyshoe
Oct 31st, 2008
04:32:00 PM
It's so amusing
by Darth_Tarantino
Oct 31st, 2008
04:49:57 PM
Smith and Apatow
by alienindisguise
Oct 31st, 2008
05:02:57 PM
What about the shit-on-the-face-scene?
by Snake Foreskin
Oct 31st, 2008
06:22:31 PM
Kevin Smith would call you chaplinatemyshit!
by Snake Foreskin
Oct 31st, 2008
06:23:28 PM
Do they film it in his command center?
by Snake Foreskin
Oct 31st, 2008
06:23:51 PM
Kevin Smith makes a cameo as a pile of shit!
by Snake Foreskin
Oct 31st, 2008
06:24:24 PM
Darth_Tarantino
by Rupee88
Oct 31st, 2008
07:30:01 PM
Not even
by critch
Oct 31st, 2008
08:52:20 PM
Box office
by justanothermoviefan
Oct 31st, 2008
09:30:44 PM
And while I would call Smith's script "sophisticated,"
by ulcer
Oct 31st, 2008
10:56:08 PM
CHEESE BRO
by HectorTesticulo
Oct 31st, 2008
11:35:51 PM
This movie officially on my radar
by geraldbeans
Nov 1st, 2008
12:35:16 AM
"Stupid and sophomoric" per CNN review...
by Fa Fa Fooey
Nov 1st, 2008
01:55:23 AM
I laughed, but the film didn't work for me.
by Kid Idioteque
Nov 1st, 2008
02:46:02 AM
Airheads?
by Tipsy McStagger
Nov 1st, 2008
04:30:43 AM
Disappointing
by iamnicksaicnsn
Nov 1st, 2008
05:16:49 AM
The Movie Only Took In 2 Million On Friday!!!
by Media Messiah
Nov 1st, 2008
06:29:44 AM
rodneyfaile
by dr sauch
Nov 1st, 2008
08:24:07 AM
Judd Apatow makes it look so easy
by Garbageman33
Nov 1st, 2008
08:37:04 AM
kevin smith (no capitals) = EPIC FAILURE (all capitals)
by Gus Van Rant
Nov 1st, 2008
08:59:59 AM
Similar to Chasing Amy
by mjbok1
Nov 1st, 2008
10:34:08 AM
mjbok1
by enderandrew
Nov 1st, 2008
11:43:17 AM
Finding Sarah Marshall was just ok
by antonphd
Nov 1st, 2008
12:30:17 PM
Nudity
by iamnicksaicnsn
Nov 1st, 2008
01:18:32 PM
And here come the Smith apologists...
by tylernol
Nov 1st, 2008
01:20:00 PM
Kevin Smith career highlights
by zacdilone
Nov 1st, 2008
01:33:26 PM
I don't get this
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Nov 1st, 2008
02:19:39 PM
There are some sorry sacks of shit on this site...
by MCSuchandsuch
Nov 1st, 2008
03:29:09 PM
MCScuchandsuch!!! Kevin Smith Equals Corporate Welfare!!!
by Media Messiah
Nov 1st, 2008
04:02:42 PM
Amended: MCScuchandsuch!!! Kevin Smith Equals Corporate Welfare!
by Media Messiah
Nov 1st, 2008
04:09:32 PM
Media Messiah
by MCSuchandsuch
Nov 1st, 2008
05:22:03 PM
MCSuchandsuch
by Xiphos_2
Nov 1st, 2008
06:51:29 PM
Emo Superman's in this?
by MCVamp
Nov 1st, 2008
07:38:41 PM
"BUT...BUT...BUT...HE'S A NICE GUY! YOU A-HOLES!"
by lord_zedd
Nov 1st, 2008
07:42:28 PM
enderandrew
by mjbok1
Nov 1st, 2008
08:05:35 PM
MCSuchandsuch: Falling Movie Profits And The Weinsteins
by Media Messiah
Nov 1st, 2008
08:17:14 PM
Amended: MCSuchandsuch: Falling Movie Profits And The Weinsteins
by Media Messiah
Nov 1st, 2008
08:22:33 PM
lord_zedd
by MCSuchandsuch
Nov 1st, 2008
08:49:01 PM
Media Messiah
by MCSuchandsuch
Nov 1st, 2008
08:50:17 PM
awesome
by rodneyfaile
Nov 1st, 2008
09:43:08 PM
This movie was awesome!
by The Crystal Skull
Nov 1st, 2008
10:05:52 PM
He's a great writer
by justanothermoviefan
Nov 1st, 2008
10:31:53 PM
Just saw it
by Redmantle
Nov 1st, 2008
10:47:49 PM
where were affleck and damon?
by captain_kirk
Nov 1st, 2008
10:54:38 PM
you know who didn't like this movie?
by captain_kirk
Nov 1st, 2008
11:01:08 PM
one final note about booby-count
by captain_kirk
Nov 1st, 2008
11:02:55 PM
and finally, jersey girl...
by captain_kirk
Nov 1st, 2008
11:05:13 PM
MCSuchandsuch: Ed Wood Was A Director. It Didn't Make Him A Good
by Media Messiah
Nov 1st, 2008
11:11:32 PM
this was the best in a while
by theneonsamurai
Nov 1st, 2008
11:23:34 PM
I hate Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen
by SmokeFilledTavern
Nov 2nd, 2008
12:37:34 AM
mjbok1
by enderandrew
Nov 2nd, 2008
12:46:20 AM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD:
by Playkins
Nov 2nd, 2008
01:09:58 AM
Cool now move on to something else
by FILMFUNK
Nov 2nd, 2008
08:20:46 AM
red state
by rodneyfaile
Nov 2nd, 2008
09:02:47 AM
enderandrew and tallboy66
by mjbok1
Nov 2nd, 2008
10:23:55 AM
This was just rehashed, warmed up "Knocked Up" ala Kevin Smith
by blue meanie
Nov 2nd, 2008
04:55:38 PM
You know what?
by Munkstomper
Nov 2nd, 2008
05:24:13 PM
MCSuchandsuch AKA Oversensitivekevinsmithfan
by lord_zedd
Nov 2nd, 2008
05:44:43 PM
RE Kevin Smith and superhero movies...
by pdennett316
Nov 2nd, 2008
08:00:30 PM
Easily his best
by S.Lowrey
Nov 2nd, 2008
10:19:56 PM
At least he's not Whedon
by MCSuchandsuch
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:43:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =BjDjxI0Fbzk
by ReelMan
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:57:23 AM
As a recently-reluctant Whedon fan...
by lord_zedd
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:01:40 AM
Media Messiah
by DocBosch
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:40:03 AM
More like....
by Karl Childers
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:22:36 PM
How is this movie a flop?
by Jaka
Nov 3rd, 2008
06:21:09 PM
The point that DocBosh just made...
by Jaka
Nov 3rd, 2008
06:29:38 PM
Word of Mouth
by enderandrew
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:00:55 PM

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