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Capone gives ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO a four-boner review!!!
Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.
In so many ways, Kevin Smith's latest sex-drenched love story is the best thing he has ever done. For years, I'd always held that CHASING AMY was his best crack at combining four-letter words with a believable love story. But ZACK AND MIRI surpasses all previous View Askew-niverse offerings thanks primarily to its cast, made up largely of newcomers to the Smith stable. But Smith also seems more loose and happy to be working outside of the confines of the Jay and Silent Bob collection of regulars. Okay, fine, Jason Mewes (Jay) is in this film, but he's used in a much different way here. Jeff Anderson (one of Smith's CLERKS twosome) is also here, still dishing out sarcasm like so much tasty macaroni and cheese, but the meanness of his old character Randal is gone. More importantly, Smith has cast Seth Rogen, an actor who grew up wanted to be in a Kevin Smith movie, and his commitment to this material is stellar and fearless. Also on hand is the very busy Elizabeth Banks (W., ROLE MODELS, and Rogen's co-star and bathtub lover in THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN), who is not only the loveliest borderline homeless woman ever, but she has a comedic chemistry with Rogen that makes her the absolute strongest female character Smith has ever written.
ZACK AND MIRI is a film of the times. The two best friends for as long as they can remember live together as roommates, have never slept together, and are perpetually broke. In the current economic times, I think a lot more folks going to see this movie are going to be able to identity with Zack and Miri's predicament (if not their solution to it). After having most of their utilities cut off and with the threat of eviction hanging over their heads, they decide to make an amateur porn after a YouTube-like video of them in their underwear makes them internet stars. They enter into the production as professionally as they know how. They hire a producer (Craig Robinson of "The Office," who plays Rogen coworker at a coffee house and just happens to have a little bit of money to invest), a cinematographer (the one guy they know who knows how to actually operate a video camera), and cast would-be porn stars (some played by real porn stars, like Katie Morgan and legend Traci Lords). At first they decide making a spoof of a real movie is the best call, so they write a script for a film called "Star Whores," but eventually the story becomes simplified and is set and filmed in the coffee house after hours.
The elephant on the set, as it were, is the tension that builds as a scripted sex scene between Zack and Miri fast approaches, and while they promise that doing the scene won't change their relationship, the fact that they're even talking about it proves that it will change everything. And about the sex scene, it might be the fucking funniest fucking scene ever fucking committed to fucking film. Feelings are altered and neither one is prepared for it or knows how to react to it, leading to some ugly words and hurt feelings. I've heard different people have wildly varied reactions to these sequences, with men and women saying they don't like the way Zack behaves post-coitus and/or the way Miri acts. I think that says something about Smith's writing, which paints a very believable conflict of feelings between the two friends. And while I would call Smith's script "sophisticated," I would say that it's his most mature, even amid all of the boobies and vulgarities.
Even amidst all of the heavy emotional contest, Smith keeps us laughing steadily. An opening sequence at Zack and Miri's 10-year high school reunion, featuring Justin Long and Brandon (SUPERMAN RETURNS) Routh, belongs in the lexicon of Smith exchanges. Craig Robinson has been a great supporting actor for a number of years now in KNOCKED UP and PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, and it's great to see him hold is own in one of the larger roles in this film. There's a sequence near the end of the film where we see him at home with his wife (Tisha Campbell) that is so wickedly funny, you'll have trouble breathing. I was especially impressed with Katie Morgan's work (dressed and undressed). She has an energy and unexpected comic timing that would make it fairly easy for casting directors to consider her for future, clothed work.
It seems a bit played out to talk about how Smith seems to borrowing from the Apatow way of doing and casting films, since Apatow probably borrowed a thing or three from Smith's brand of humor and way of generating material. If anything, ZACK AND MIRI is a tribute to how much these actors appreciate the ground that Smith broke as a writer and maker of low-budget comedies, and I hope Smith continues making films this complete and deep feeling. In truth, only Kevin Smith could have made the most romantic film of his career and still fill it with some of the foulest and most over-sexed language and situations in movie history. It's actually the perfect blend of every tool that Smith has in his arsenal, used to tell a sweet love story set in the world of amateur porn. I think I'm in heaven.
-- Capone
capone@aintitcoolmail.com

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Reader Talkback
no Elizabeth Banks topless, no
ticket for me by Rupee88 | Oct 31st, 2008 09:40:15 AM | imdb by Himbo | Oct 31st, 2008 09:41:20 AM | Uhhhh no. Sorry, this will
make $500 bucks this weekend. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Oct 31st, 2008 09:41:43 AM | Silent Bob 2008 by rodneyfaile | Oct 31st, 2008 09:42:10 AM | Solid Review by roberthorry | Oct 31st, 2008 09:43:06 AM | I agree that Chasing Amy was
the best by WerePlatypus | Oct 31st, 2008 09:44:10 AM | Craig rules the film by Movidude74 | Oct 31st, 2008 09:46:58 AM | Does everyone here hate
movies? by rodneyfaile | Oct 31st, 2008 09:50:06 AM | rodneyfaile by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Oct 31st, 2008 09:53:44 AM | No Banks boobs, you say? by Steve Rogers | Oct 31st, 2008 09:58:54 AM | This will be re-named Zack and
Miri by ilander66 | Oct 31st, 2008 10:00:34 AM | What's your favorite comedy,
Danny? by WerePlatypus | Oct 31st, 2008 10:01:19 AM | Better than Chasing Amy? by enderandrew | Oct 31st, 2008 10:09:35 AM | Easier to hate by enderandrew | Oct 31st, 2008 10:11:16 AM | title has already been
"changed" in canada by Bouncy X | Oct 31st, 2008 10:15:10 AM | I agree rodneyfaile by rogueleader66 | Oct 31st, 2008 10:17:03 AM | I wish Seth Rogen wasn't in
this.....or anything again by Bobman46 | Oct 31st, 2008 10:47:09 AM | Elizabeth Banks would make a
great Lois Lane. by Snookeroo | Oct 31st, 2008 10:53:44 AM | Elizabeth Banks is good n' hot
But......... by Stuntcock Mike | Oct 31st, 2008 10:55:07 AM | DerLanghaarige by Cysquatch | Oct 31st, 2008 10:57:45 AM | DerLanghaarige by Cysquatch | Oct 31st, 2008 11:01:44 AM | trashing contest by rodneyfaile | Oct 31st, 2008 11:02:49 AM | At least Smith is no longer
pretending to be a filmmaker by zacdilone | Oct 31st, 2008 11:02:59 AM | best movie of smith's in a
looong time by Murkish | Oct 31st, 2008 11:07:54 AM | Got to agree with Rupee88 .... by Itchy | Oct 31st, 2008 11:10:43 AM | It just seems like its been
done by Mel Gibsteinberg | Oct 31st, 2008 11:13:16 AM | Also... by Mel Gibsteinberg | Oct 31st, 2008 11:26:27 AM | Smith and nudity by enderandrew | Oct 31st, 2008 11:30:53 AM | Loved the movie... by seanny_d | Oct 31st, 2008 11:43:36 AM | Ender, Smith himself pitched
Mallrats as... by Lenny Nero | Oct 31st, 2008 11:46:46 AM | Mel Gibsteinberg......Yes,
really. by Stuntcock Mike | Oct 31st, 2008 11:53:03 AM | I'll end up renting it though. by Stuntcock Mike | Oct 31st, 2008 11:53:54 AM | Seth Rogen = Fozzie Bear per
L.A. Times. by Fa Fa Fooey | Oct 31st, 2008 11:55:22 AM | Miss George Carlin by The_Bat | Oct 31st, 2008 11:55:31 AM | Oh, so Kevin Smith is funny
now? by Speed Fricassee | Oct 31st, 2008 01:14:59 PM | Lenny Nero by enderandrew | Oct 31st, 2008 01:17:13 PM | Jesus, Capone by jmyoung666 | Oct 31st, 2008 01:21:52 PM | Going to see this tonight by Jay Mammoth | Oct 31st, 2008 01:41:38 PM | Mel Gibsteinberg by Rupee88 | Oct 31st, 2008 02:03:19 PM | Damn, Gina!!! by Pissed Off And Bitter | Oct 31st, 2008 02:15:02 PM | Thumbs up Kevin by hallmitchell | Oct 31st, 2008 02:36:47 PM | Why the Weinstein's are going
broke? by hallmitchell | Oct 31st, 2008 02:40:39 PM | Going to see this by WerePlatypus | Oct 31st, 2008 03:24:30 PM | People root for Smith to make
a good movie. by Fa Fa Fooey | Oct 31st, 2008 03:47:58 PM | WerePlatypus -- FAVORITE
COMEDY!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Oct 31st, 2008 04:20:30 PM | Good comedy...I laughed BUT... by chaplinatemyshoe | Oct 31st, 2008 04:32:00 PM | It's so amusing by Darth_Tarantino | Oct 31st, 2008 04:49:57 PM | Smith and Apatow by alienindisguise | Oct 31st, 2008 05:02:57 PM | What about the
shit-on-the-face-scene? by Snake Foreskin | Oct 31st, 2008 06:22:31 PM | Kevin Smith would call you
chaplinatemyshit! by Snake Foreskin | Oct 31st, 2008 06:23:28 PM | Do they film it in his command
center? by Snake Foreskin | Oct 31st, 2008 06:23:51 PM | Kevin Smith makes a cameo as a
pile of shit! by Snake Foreskin | Oct 31st, 2008 06:24:24 PM | Darth_Tarantino by Rupee88 | Oct 31st, 2008 07:30:01 PM | Not even by critch | Oct 31st, 2008 08:52:20 PM | Box office by justanothermoviefan | Oct 31st, 2008 09:30:44 PM | And while I would call Smith's
script "sophisticated," by ulcer | Oct 31st, 2008 10:56:08 PM | CHEESE BRO by HectorTesticulo | Oct 31st, 2008 11:35:51 PM | This movie officially on my
radar by geraldbeans | Nov 1st, 2008 12:35:16 AM | "Stupid and sophomoric" per
CNN review... by Fa Fa Fooey | Nov 1st, 2008 01:55:23 AM | I laughed, but the film didn't
work for me. by Kid Idioteque | Nov 1st, 2008 02:46:02 AM | Airheads? by Tipsy McStagger | Nov 1st, 2008 04:30:43 AM | Disappointing by iamnicksaicnsn | Nov 1st, 2008 05:16:49 AM | The Movie Only Took In 2
Million On Friday!!! by Media Messiah | Nov 1st, 2008 06:29:44 AM | rodneyfaile by dr sauch | Nov 1st, 2008 08:24:07 AM | Judd Apatow makes it look so
easy by Garbageman33 | Nov 1st, 2008 08:37:04 AM | kevin smith (no capitals) =
EPIC FAILURE (all capitals) by Gus Van Rant | Nov 1st, 2008 08:59:59 AM | Similar to Chasing Amy by mjbok1 | Nov 1st, 2008 10:34:08 AM | mjbok1 by enderandrew | Nov 1st, 2008 11:43:17 AM | Finding Sarah Marshall was
just ok by antonphd | Nov 1st, 2008 12:30:17 PM | Nudity by iamnicksaicnsn | Nov 1st, 2008 01:18:32 PM | And here come the Smith
apologists... by tylernol | Nov 1st, 2008 01:20:00 PM | Kevin Smith career highlights by zacdilone | Nov 1st, 2008 01:33:26 PM | I don't get this by Leafy McPlantsalot | Nov 1st, 2008 02:19:39 PM | There are some sorry sacks of
shit on this site... by MCSuchandsuch | Nov 1st, 2008 03:29:09 PM | MCScuchandsuch!!! Kevin Smith
Equals Corporate Welfare!!! by Media Messiah | Nov 1st, 2008 04:02:42 PM | Amended: MCScuchandsuch!!!
Kevin Smith Equals Corporate
Welfare! by Media Messiah | Nov 1st, 2008 04:09:32 PM | Media Messiah by MCSuchandsuch | Nov 1st, 2008 05:22:03 PM | MCSuchandsuch by Xiphos_2 | Nov 1st, 2008 06:51:29 PM | Emo Superman's in this? by MCVamp | Nov 1st, 2008 07:38:41 PM | "BUT...BUT...BUT...HE'S A NICE
GUY! YOU A-HOLES!" by lord_zedd | Nov 1st, 2008 07:42:28 PM | enderandrew by mjbok1 | Nov 1st, 2008 08:05:35 PM | MCSuchandsuch: Falling Movie
Profits And The Weinsteins by Media Messiah | Nov 1st, 2008 08:17:14 PM | Amended: MCSuchandsuch:
Falling Movie Profits And The
Weinsteins by Media Messiah | Nov 1st, 2008 08:22:33 PM | lord_zedd by MCSuchandsuch | Nov 1st, 2008 08:49:01 PM | Media Messiah by MCSuchandsuch | Nov 1st, 2008 08:50:17 PM | awesome by rodneyfaile | Nov 1st, 2008 09:43:08 PM | This movie was awesome! by The Crystal Skull | Nov 1st, 2008 10:05:52 PM | He's a great writer by justanothermoviefan | Nov 1st, 2008 10:31:53 PM | Just saw it by Redmantle | Nov 1st, 2008 10:47:49 PM | where were affleck and damon? by captain_kirk | Nov 1st, 2008 10:54:38 PM | you know who didn't like this
movie? by captain_kirk | Nov 1st, 2008 11:01:08 PM | one final note about
booby-count by captain_kirk | Nov 1st, 2008 11:02:55 PM | and finally, jersey girl... by captain_kirk | Nov 1st, 2008 11:05:13 PM | MCSuchandsuch: Ed Wood Was A
Director. It Didn't Make Him A
Good by Media Messiah | Nov 1st, 2008 11:11:32 PM | this was the best in a while by theneonsamurai | Nov 1st, 2008 11:23:34 PM | I hate Judd Apatow and Seth
Rogen by SmokeFilledTavern | Nov 2nd, 2008 12:37:34 AM | mjbok1 by enderandrew | Nov 2nd, 2008 12:46:20 AM | DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD: by Playkins | Nov 2nd, 2008 01:09:58 AM | Cool now move on to something
else by FILMFUNK | Nov 2nd, 2008 08:20:46 AM | red state by rodneyfaile | Nov 2nd, 2008 09:02:47 AM | enderandrew and tallboy66 by mjbok1 | Nov 2nd, 2008 10:23:55 AM | This was just rehashed, warmed
up "Knocked Up" ala Kevin
Smith by blue meanie | Nov 2nd, 2008 04:55:38 PM | You know what? by Munkstomper | Nov 2nd, 2008 05:24:13 PM | MCSuchandsuch AKA
Oversensitivekevinsmithfan by lord_zedd | Nov 2nd, 2008 05:44:43 PM | RE Kevin Smith and superhero
movies... by pdennett316 | Nov 2nd, 2008 08:00:30 PM | Easily his best by S.Lowrey | Nov 2nd, 2008 10:19:56 PM | At least he's not Whedon by MCSuchandsuch | Nov 3rd, 2008 01:43:52 AM | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v
=BjDjxI0Fbzk by ReelMan | Nov 3rd, 2008 01:57:23 AM | As a recently-reluctant Whedon
fan... by lord_zedd | Nov 3rd, 2008 04:01:40 AM | Media Messiah by DocBosch | Nov 3rd, 2008 04:40:03 AM | More like.... by Karl Childers | Nov 3rd, 2008 01:22:36 PM | How is this movie a flop? by Jaka | Nov 3rd, 2008 06:21:09 PM | The point that DocBosh just
made... by Jaka | Nov 3rd, 2008 06:29:38 PM | Word of Mouth by enderandrew | Nov 3rd, 2008 11:00:55 PM |
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