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Kevin Biegel (& Bill Lawrence) Scripting ABC's Courtney Cox MILF Pilot COUGAR TOWN!!

Published at:  Oct 30, 2008 12:17:59 AM CDT

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Kevin Biegel, “Scrubs” and “South Park” writer and longtime AICN contributor (his site pseudonyms are "Aguirre" and “John Robie”), is teaming with “Scrubs” creator Bill Lawrence for a proposed ABC Courtney Cox sitcom titled “Cougar Town.”

Cox will play a MILF.

Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.

The term "cougar" comes from the outfit fortysomething Mrs. Robinson was wearing when she seduced twentysomething Ben Braddock in "The Graduate."








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    Readers Talkback

  • Oct 29, 2008 11:57:40 PM CDT

    Wait, did Dirt get cancelled?

    by bass ackwards

  • Oct 29, 2008 11:57:57 PM CDT

    Congrats, Kevin!

    by robogeek.com

    This is surely destined for awesomeness. Thinking good thoughts and sending well wishes!

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  • Oct 29, 2008 11:59:53 PM CDT

    Dirt DID get cancelled!

    by hercules

    What tipped you?

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  • Oct 30, 2008 12:12:14 AM CDT

    It's not Cox, unless I say it tastes like Cox.

    by nomihs

    I think getting mauled by a cougar would be the highlight of my day.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 12:42:57 AM CDT

    Cougars are soooo 2007.

    by thebearovingian

    A hot bitch is a hot bitch. Ya heard?

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  • Oct 30, 2008 12:50:58 AM CDT

    She's always been super hot!!!

    by ka dargo

    But can't look at her hotness knowing that fuckin' retard dueschebag is gettin her!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 1:05:22 AM CDT

    Yay!

    by mrbeaks

    Good things happening to good people!

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  • Oct 30, 2008 1:08:14 AM CDT

    Is Cougar Town on MILF Island?

    by thick mcrunfast

    And if so, how can I have sex with Tina Fey?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 2:24:21 AM CDT

    I went to that guy's wedding this September!

    by headgeek

    He is like the sexiest bastard ever. His ass crack sweat is like Spanish Fly... an exaggerated aphrodesiac that only worked for me the first 5 times I took it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 2:45:37 AM CDT

    I was enjoying DIRT

    by bloo

    what's going on over at F/X, first the Riches and DirtI enjoyed both of those, they both got 2 seasons, I'm enjoying Sons of Anarachy, so they might as well plan for a 2nd season and be done

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 3:52:45 AM CDT

    will this feature Kim Bauer as a guest star?

    by newc0253

    imagine the possibilities.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 3:53:50 AM CDT

    oh wait, not an actual town filled with cougars?

    by newc0253

    that's disappointing.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 6:15:56 AM CDT

    Very strong ine-up.

    by the gospel according to bastardface

    I'm intrigued.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 7:30:03 AM CDT

    Life Imitates 30 Rock

    by catlettuce4

    (shakes head)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 7:51:43 AM CDT

    Courtney getting fucked hard on Dirt...

    by nasty in the pasty

    = B O N E R

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 8:36:15 AM CDT

    What exactly about Bancroft's outfit is courgar-like?

    by fiester

    I don't get it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 9:38:43 AM CDT

    Buzz word TV

    by jor-el23

    Is this how they do TV shows now, just take stupid buzzwords and make shows out of them that won't even debut until well after the phrase has lost it's pop culture cache? AWESOME!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 9:50:18 AM CDT

    When Cougars are parodied on SNL

    by skimn

    then its shelf life is over. By the time this airs it'll be Coug-wha?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 9:55:37 AM CDT

    Oh great, a series about...

    by kid z

    ...dried up, half-whacked old skanks. Nice.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 9:56:23 AM CDT

    This a 24 spin-off?

    by big jim

    Starring Elisha Cuthbert & Kevin Dillon?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 10:05:19 AM CDT

    Can we stop using the term "Cougar"?

    by darth bauer

    Only 40+ women think it's cool.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 10:12:34 AM CDT

    ^^^i agree

    by timahh

    the only people who used the word cougar are the 45 year old women trying to put a label on the shambles their life has turned into.

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  • Oct 30, 2008 11:25:11 AM CDT

    Cox is extremely whackable..

    by obeygonzo

    ...and if she is gonna tramp aroung in sexy outfits, then Im gonna watch this show. Hell, I cant watch "Old Christine" for 5 minutes without wanting to jerk it to Louis-Dreyfus.... Luv an older chick in sexy heels. Bring me some foxy Cox!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 11:30:24 AM CDT

    Great...

    by tophat

    ...yet ANOTHER tv show glamorizing wives cheating on their husbands. "She's a hardworking housewife, who loves her kids ...and loves her men too!" Obviously this will be hailed as a revelation in television; "Finally, a show that has desperate middle-aged housewives cheating on their husbands with younger men! About time." How about making a show that's centered around a bunch of MEN who have to stay at home and take care of the kids and cheat on their WIVES with younger WOMEN? ...Oh. That's right. MEN aren't supposed to do that. Only really skinny, over-tanned, middle-aged suburban mothers do. Thanks Hollywood, for the lesson.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 11:31:43 AM CDT

    Obeygonzo

    by timahh

    eharomony
    match.com
    ........adultfriendfinder.com. Seriously man, your mom wants grandkids, not crusty tubesocks for her to wash.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 11:37:13 AM CDT

    Cougars

    by obeygonzo

    Cougars arent cheaters, just older broads that like to bang young dudes. And Timahh, I am married, with a mistress, and still find the need to jerk it.. guess i need help!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 11:41:57 AM CDT

    September wedding?

    by fawst

    I wanted to email you while you were here in MA, Harry. I was getting married the same time! We should like, touch dinks, or something...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 12:48:18 PM CDT

    COMING SOON

    by buffywrestling

    from the creators of "Cougar Town": "Jailbait Hamlet" and "Twink Burg" September 2009!

    I keed, I keed. Crongrats to Kev.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 1:07:09 PM CDT

    SILVERBACKS are male COUGARS.

    by hobocode

    Spread the word!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 1:16:45 PM CDT

    Crossover with 24?

    by turketron

    You mean there's a whole town of those beasts? Is there a budget that exists that could accurately portray the devastation that this threat would cause?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 2:36:41 PM CDT

    buffywrestling, that was brilliant!

    by drunken rage

    One of the funniest posts ever.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 6:06:32 PM CDT

    I hope they reprise

    by stevenscorsese

    Lin Shaye as Roy Munson's landlady in Kingpin.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 6:59:55 PM CDT

    didnt Cox already do that on Friends?

    by the milf lover

    there was an episode where she was sleeping with a highschool kid, thinking he was in college.
    She should get Jennifer Anniston and Lisa Kudrow with her on that show, it's not like they have anything going on lately, or other washed up 90s tv stars like Helen Hunt, get a diferent one every week to guest star, have them in skimpy lingerie, that'd be cool.

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  • Oct 30, 2008 7:16:06 PM CDT

    huh, so that's where cougar came from

    by br1947

    I thought it was just about old vicious pussy

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 7:33:09 PM CDT

    Anybody wanna tell me why the cartoon's bigger...

    by starwarsredux

    ...than the fucking article?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 8:08:48 PM CDT

    What the dick is the cartoon of?

    by normanjohnson

    It won't show up on my computer.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 30, 2008 9:43:32 PM CDT

    "I just slept with someone..."

    by nasty in the pasty

    "...who wasn't alive during the Centennial!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 31, 2008 1:28:30 AM CDT

    So THIS is where the 24 jokes disappeared to!

    by darthcorleone

    Bring the cougar humor to the actual 24 talkback!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 31, 2008 6:10:22 AM CDT

    Well done Kev

    by reni

    Love from Manchester!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 31, 2008 7:13:43 PM CDT

    and here's me thinking the Centennial

    by drmanhattansunit

    was 1876.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Oct 31, 2008 11:35:32 PM CDT

    Not Surprised...

    by therealmoriarty

    ... I've said since he first arrived in LA that Biegel is one of the funniest people I know, and I have no doubt his career will dwarf that of any of the rest of the AICN alumni, myself included. I just hope at some point he'll hire me to run the copy machine or fetch coffee or something. VIVA LE COUGAR TOWN!

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  • Nov 01, 2008 10:59:55 AM CDT

    I Love me some Cox

    by darthdillweed

  • Nov 01, 2008 11:01:40 AM CDT

    Damn enter key

    by darthdillweed

    Courtney is just alright with me.

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  • Nov 01, 2008 7:47:53 PM CDT

    Will have all the sex appeal & madcap humor

    by thegreatwhatzit

    of ABBOTT AN COSTELLO IN THE FOREIGN LEGION. Bud: "Well, the midget is the murderer...he's getting the chair." Lou: "Oh, small fry." Bud: "Jesus, you're such a douchebag." (Bud slaps Lou).

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  • Nov 02, 2008 1:06:05 AM CDT

    Way to be shockingly unclever, Whatzit

    by normanjohnson

    Don't drunk talkbalk. Really. You end up looking like a fucking idiot. Your post, based on nothing, makes less than no sense.

    Please, stay fat and hate. It makes us all know who's sad.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Nov 02, 2008 7:08:50 PM CST

    Kid Z

    by the podosphere

    Just like Sex and the City.

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