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Farrelly Bros. To Direct Jonas Bros. In WALTER THE FARTING DOG??
I am – Hercules!!
Hot on the heels of “High School Musical’s” mammoth opening weekend, Fox is reportedly close to giving Disney stars The Jonas Bros. lead roles in “Walter The Farting Dog,” based on the books by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray.
Peter and Bobby Farrelly (“Stuck on You,” “Fever Pitch,” “The Heartbreak Kid”) may direct from a screenplay by the writing team of Alec Sokolow & Joel Cohen (“Evan Almighty,” “Daddy Day Camp”).
Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.
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...this is the FIRST sign that the end of days are near.
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...maybe just the SECOND and THIRD signs.
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What's next, Judd Apatow directing a Zac Efron comedy?
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At all.
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...no, it ain't.
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...what has happened to ye? :-(
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It WILL happen. Sadly, that would mean Night's career is back on the upswing.
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Kids, better just let him finish.
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It's like Cujo but with HEART!
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Shit, shit shit. see what happens when that High school musical crap is number 1. Now all of the disney retards will be staring in movies.
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"You have your veritable pick of the litter from guys who don't know how to please you." Gold. Oh? What, The Farting Jonas Brothers Have a Dog?
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...are being rewarded for ripping off Dog Breath by Dav Pilkey. It's literally the exact same story: family can't stand the dog's foul odor, but they learn to love it when it manages to foil a robbery attempt on their house. The only difference is they switched it to farting instead of bad breath and now they are going to make even more money off their theft. Where's karma when you need it?
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sorry wrong talkback
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Oct 27, 2008 11:53:43 PM CDT
should i stop my suicide attempt for this movie..
by t 1000 xp professional
NAHHHHHH
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That is two, read 'em two, headlines ending in question marks and mentioning HSM3... and I think both first paragraphs have the same opening.Where has all the cool news gone, and where is my John Wayne?
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Dumb and Dumber is the funniest movie of all time. I loved the movies these guys did.
Yet let's face it. They are terribly out of form.
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and Zac Efron in a talkback the other day. Of course they didnt have anything but personal vitriol aimed at me to add to the discourse but I wouldnt expect more from tasteless phillistines. THIS is what the fuck I was talking about when I say we've got to cut cord on this cynical corporate bullshit. It starts innocently and then it's infecting the entire media like a plague and then whoops we've got yet another generation of Dancing With the Stars watching automatons who know literally NOTHING of art. And if you think Zac Efron is even passable as an actor you are in that category.
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Oops!
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Now my above post seems even less... what is that word in French?
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cmon, itll make a bucket load of money. Beverly Hills Chihuaha, Epic/Scary/Disaster Movie all had audiences...8 year old girls are running Hollywood!!!
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Oct 28, 2008 12:46:54 AM CDT
THIS YEARS LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE
by guy who got a headache and accidentally
Should get a laugh out of kurt russell
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How could this possibly be any good?
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Make it a hard PG-13 (I'm talkin' Dark Knight-hard here kids), and get one of the kids to play a repressed zoophiliac... I think that's a word?I dunno, throw in some fart jokes and have someone vomit a time or two, because of all the farting. There really is loads of laughter to possibly come to... and I'm sure one of those Jonas Bro.s are gay, I'm talking about the one that looks like he's a biker. That could be a semi in-joke.
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Ever. Give me a break. Why even post this bullshit?
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But now the Farrellys just forgot how to make a good movie. :'(
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Oct 28, 2008 3:02:26 AM CDT
this site is a misnomer with half of the stories posted now
by blckmgk13
...just saying
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Hate these Nazi Youth fucktards
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Oct 28, 2008 4:55:44 AM CDT
Sounds to me like The Simpsons episode...
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
a few weeks ago that had Denis Leary as the lead in a Brian Grazer produced "Everybody Poops". Eerie! The Farrelly's need to do more movies that don't involve dicks, snot and shit.
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they too were created for tv...but they, unlike the jonas bros, were immensely talented, and their show could be watched by all ages...and still holds up today...try and watch anything the jonas bros are in....try and listen to their music...its all fucking putrid and narrowcast to the preteens and tweeners...and yet, they will outgross anything the monkees ever did...fuck, even the obama kids are infatuated with them...the end of the world is at hand
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Idiocracy was right!
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and it raped my childhood.
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...and not pulled out of a lazy screenwriter's ass?!
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THAT should be made into a movie. Done right, it would ultimately put Shrek, Hoodwinked, and Enchanted all to shame. Simultaneously. (Oh, and Robert Downey Jr. for the Wolf. Just saying.)
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Did anyone else notice that the plot of Walter is lifted entirely from Brad Bird's the Family Dog Cartoon? I couldn't believe what I was reading when I picked this book for story time. I guessed the ending as soon as I started reading the book, my son asked if I had read it before. I told him no I had seen the cartoon. We decided to watch Mr. Bird's cartoon instead of finishing the book.
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He'll roll right over you.
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Oct 28, 2008 10:21:19 AM CDT
Okay, this sounds like perfect Farelly Brothers material...
by anna valerious
But I'd like to see the ones based on the fashionable set in Britain faerie tales "Cinderella: A Jazz Age Fairy Tale" and "Rapunzel: A Groovy Fairy Tale". I can totally see Dawn French as the evil aunt in the second one...
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When people didn't use the word Fart in day-to-day conversation.
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when kids would get stories like Snow White, Hansel & Gretal and Red Riding Hood, not to mention my favorite book when i was a kid... Where the Wild Things Are... Now they get books about a farting dog. It's no wonder civilisation is in decline.
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...or, "How I learned to saw my nuts off with little to no pain."
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BTW by nieces and nephew love that farting dog.
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I laughed my ass off when Anderson Cooper sent him that note from across the room.
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it cut off the best part w/Vader, when comic ask's "which button do you push to call your mother to come pick you up?"
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now that might be interesting.
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By doing one of these films.
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When Hollywood rapes this book, at least no one will care.
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