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Does David Letterman ask the questions the rest of the media should be asking John McCain? Judge for yourself from these supercool clips, released before the show even aired in the East: McCain also mentioned that Sarah Palin would indeed appear on an upcoming edition of "Saturday Night Live." Tonight’s top 10:

Top Ten Messages Left On Joe The Plumber's Answering Machine 10. "Hey, heard you mentioned in the debate. Now can you come over and get the hairball out of my drain?" 9. "Joe Six Pack calling; what are you trying to pull?" 8. "Sorry, wrong number. I was looking for Larry the Cable Guy" 7. "Dude -- did you get to meet Fannie Mae?" 6. "This is Sarah Palin, do you consider yourself a maverick plumber?" 5. "You had a better night than Joe the Dodgers' manager." 4. "This is Bob Schieffer. Hijack one of my debates again and I'll bust your kneecaps with a pipe wrench." 3. "Joe, you gotta get a copy of this Late Show Fun Facts book -- it's hilarious!" 2. "It's Brian from The Late Show, are you available tonight if McCain cancels?" 1. "It's Madonna, are you seeing anybody?"

11:35 p.m. Thursday. CBS.

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