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James Gunn and Quint discuss how to make PG PORN with Nathan Fillion, Michael Rosenbaum, Aria Giovanni, Belladonna & Sasha Grey!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Boy, am I going to porn out the site today. Later today I will post my one on one with Kevin Smith about his Porn-centered flick, but first I have a short email interview I did with James Gunn, director of SLITHER, who has a new project hitting the airwaves and net today called PG PORN, a run of comedy shorts starring real life porn stars as well as Gunn regulars Nathan Fillion and Michael Rosenbaum. The first episode featuring Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni aired today on SpikeTV and is available on their website. For more information, I ended up chatting with Mr. Gunn about the series. It’s a fun, funny chat full of vomit, blood and herpes. Nothing but the good stuff for you guys. I also have some exclusive stills that Gunn assures me haven’t been anywhere else but here. Also look for a brief update on his upcoming project PETS! Enjoy!
Quint: You ate a fly last time we talked [at Comic-Con]. What do you plan on swallowing to kick off this email interview (keep in mind the subject matter we're covering)?
James Gunn: It's true. The last time we talked a bug -- not sure it was a fly -- flew into my mouth and down my throat. It got stuck in there. I think the little dude was struggling in there trying to get out. As you might imagine, I found this unpleasant (though probably not as unpleasant as the bug found it). After you left the room, I made myself vomit. It's only the second time in my life I've made myself vomit. The first time I had food poisoning. As for your jizz eating joke -- no, I'm probably not going to eat jizz, unless someone's cum-dosed my coffee. In fact, NO ONE in PG PORN eats jizz of any type. You can safely shake the hands of our porn stars directly after shooting.
Quint: So, what is the origin of PG Porn and isn't that a contradiction in terms?
James Gunn: My brothers Brian and Sean and I came up with PG PORN years ago. We'd talk about all sorts of scenarios where you take the typical porn set-up and things would somehow go wrong. When I was a kid I'd go see X-rated movies in a theater with my friends. I would rarely get turned on -- it was all about laughing at the strangeness of the acting and cinematography and story lines. PG PORN is basically about the fun of that -- and it works perfectly in the Palin/McCain era. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin would love PG PORN. She's about as into not fucking as you can possibly be and have twenty-seven kids.
Quint: You have Nathan Fillion back, along with Michael Rosenbaum. Did they attract Aria Giovanni, Belladonna and Sasha Grey or vice-versa?
James Gunn: I actually had the girls first. I use them as bait.
Quint: I would like to address one of the comments made on the Hollywood Reporter article announcing the project. Did you in fact want your **** sucked by herpes riddled whores as suggested by "da knowledge?"
James Gunn: Hm. Interesting. I'm a bit embarrassed as I'm not familiar with Da Knowledge's online work (I do, of course, have all of his books). To answer his question: Yes, I DO very much want my dick sucked by herpes riddled whores.
Quint: Maybe it's just me growing up with movies like Cry Baby, but I love the idea of bringing porn stars into different mediums. Obviously, you agree or else you wouldn't have worked with people like Jenna Haze or the trio in PG Porn. And really, how could you make PG Porn without real porn stars?
James Gunn: It really is part of the fun. All of us are in the entertainment industry, but the gap between what we do and what they do is so huge -- both in terms of how it's perceived by the audience and in terms of what they actually need to go through to bring something to the screen. I, for instance, don't need to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to give myself an enema because I have an anal scene that day. My enemas are just for the pure enjoyment of it. And they're in the afternoon.
Quint: Speaking of, who were harder to handle while filming? The regular actors or the porn actresses?
James Gunn: Rosenbaum. Because he keeps goofing around while I'm trying to get my shots. It's one of the drawbacks of working with your friends. Everyone else was a dream. The adult stars were in some ways more fun because they were all having such a great time -- acting of this sort was a completely different experience for them.
Quint: So, if PG Porn is popular are you going to do follow-ups? Maybe sequels? PG-13 porn? Or, get really historical film ratings on us and go with GP Porn...
James Gunn: GP PORN? That's ridiculous! No, we did talk about having a PG-13 PORN which has two people just about to fuck when, suddenly, one of them rips the other one's heart out like in TEMPLE OF DOOM. But the truth is, besides not showing sex and nudity, PG PORN really isn't too PG after all. There's plenty of violence, some cursing, and a lot of almost-sex that would have the MPAA freaking out if we put it in, say, SHREK.
Quint: Were you allowed to go hog wild with this stuff? Is that why you have been doing a lot of short work lately, with this and Humanzee for Xbox Live? Is that the appeal? To be able to work with your brothers and just come up with crazy shit?
James Gunn: Yeah, the appeal is that I get to do whatever I want to do. I'm also able to deliver a lot of content quickly, and take risks with the tone and humor. I'm able to do an edgier, darker comedy than what would be allowed by a major studio.
Quint: What's new with Pets? What else do you have cooking?
James Gunn: With PETS? Nothing. Just turned in the second draft. We'll see how it goes. I have another film project I'm working on. But mostly my hands are full with PG-PORN, HUMANZEE!, another Xbox show I'm working on with Mikaela Hoover, and another project I'm working on with the singer Terra Naomi. Not to mention the Xbox stuff I'm just producing.
Quint: Your MySpace blogs are hilarious. Will you be compiling them into a book at some point?
James Gunn: No. If only because I steal too many photos off the internet. Recently, I posted a photo of "a guy who I kinda knew who killed himself" in a list of tattoos I would would never get. It was just some guy's high school photo I found on the internet. If he sues me now, I just take his photo down and it's over. If he sues me with the book, we'd have to recall everything. And the books would be ruined! And I wouldn't release the books without his goofy photo, because I have integrity.
Quint: Now you must eat a fly or else the circle will not be complete.
James Gunn: Actually, I'm eating some pineapple and I have a cut on my lip and it just burnt the fuck out of my lip. Admittedly, it's no fly, but it has to do with my mouth and it sucks almost as much.
And that was our chat! Now here’s the first episode of PG Porn!
I hope you guys enjoyed the chat and enjoyed the first installment of PG PORN. I think it’s pretty damn funny myself.
Like I mentioned above, I have a pretty damn good interview with Kevin Smith about ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO that’ll be hitting later today, so I guess it’s Porno Wednesday here on AICN. At least I’m doing my part. I can only hope Beaks and Merrick and Moriarty and Harry will carry their load… so to speak…
Okay, that’s enough innuendo. Back soon with more Porn talk!
-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com
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"Peanuts" porn?
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Oct. 8, 2008, 11:48 a.m. CST
wow Gunn sounds like a funny, intelligent guy....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
...interview this guy more and say fuck off to Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen. Please Quint.....PLEASE!!!
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Nathan Fillion....Jason Bateman....separated at birth?
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Oct. 8, 2008, 11:56 a.m. CST
Nathan Fillion may never be on the A-list of actors
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
but the man knows how to pick entertaining roles. Between Firefly, Slither, Dr. Horrible, and this, he's pretty much guaranteed himself permanent cult status.
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I'm a bit embarrassed as I'm not familiar with Da Knowledge's online work (I do, of course, have all of his books).<p> 10/10
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This is great frickin' idea. But Quint, come on man, how did you NOT ask him if Jenna Fischer would be popping up in any episodes of PG PORN? Pam gone wild would be awesome!
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I loved Slither. Wish we get to see more feature films from Gunn.
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That shot of her as Lucy to Rosenbaum's Charlie Brown suddenly makes this a must-see. Nice (but strange) to see her work while giving her poor little poop chute a much-deserved rest.
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...whatever he's doing he always brings the lols.
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Isn't there a new Stargate series in production?
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I think really does have herpes, and that's why she limits what she does now.____herpes, herpes, bo-berpies, bananafana fo-ferpies, HERPIES!
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Come on bitches, not to anyone who was born after 1982 they don't. Shit, I saw my first bukkake video when I was 16. Times have changed, joke is old.
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I believe Gunn and Jenna Fischer are divorced now, I doubt she will be in these shorts.
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But had a huge scare recently with a actor who did, which coupled with the AIDS scare last year is why she semi-retired. She makes a lot more money now as a producer and personality anyway though.
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Oh damn....in that case, any chance you have her number?
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Is fucking amazing....absolutely amazing. Dear God. That ass could heal the venom tearing away at John McCain's face.....
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That is true....the younger generation are like-- porn has stories? What the fuck? Not my shit. It starts out-- BAM!! Dick in the mouth....dick in the ass....BAM -- next girl....say your name....now suck my dick.....BAM!! End credits with metal music.
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recent spate of talkbackers concerns about the amount of retarded porno stories on this site.
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Maybe Scriptbroad can come on board with the Gunn's and do something usefull for a change...oh wait- we'd see her GIANT HIPS and get turned off..or in HArry's case- Turned on!
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..the day I saw an ex girlfriend of mine in a Porno. I've never laughed and jerked off at the same time. It's kind of euphoric.
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Nathan nailed the typical male porn performance. Awesome. Not that I've seen any. Oops, zipper is still down. Back later.
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Wow. Wear can I find her? The thought of jerking it to a fellow TB'ers ex girlfriend is fascinating....
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Sorry, I'm a movie geek, but WHAT is the top left animation a reference to???
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to ask Gunn if he misses giving Miss Fischer the 'ol in and out...this airs when?
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its a reference to Prince of Darkness. as for this porn thing, that second photo with the car...........daaaaamn, dont know who she is but that schoolgirl thing is veeeery flattering.
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I hate him.
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So I don't hate him because obviously he screwed things up because Jenna is perfect and he has given all of us the illusion of hope that we can hook up with Jenna
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John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness friggin' rules! Always a standard at our home for the yearly October scary movie marathons. A great soundtrack too! Carpenter is a genius.
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you hear me Nolan, next batman, call Fillion. You know it makes sense!!!
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unwatchable.
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This is like miming a game of baseball.
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Before I was so rudely interrupted by my wandering pinky finger (don't read into that), I was going to suggest a mimed baseball game would be less confusing but slightly more erotic. And both would involve unused wood.
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I'm sitting in a law library trying to do homework, but after looking at those pics, I'm not sure I'll be able to focus anymore
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Truth.
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You lucky son of a bitch. That is all.
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Shooting a chick in the head with a nail gun might preclude a PG rating.
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you could probably get a pg with a nail gun to the head, for sure, but if you show two people in a loving relationship doing something that led to the creation of pretty much everyone on the planet, you're struck with an x rating. even a cum shot across the face in the context of a caring relationship is less profane than seeing a man blown up by floating landmines and multiple gunshot wounds as in bad boys ii... but apparently in Amercuh that would just be unholy. I bet in Baltimore last year alone there were around 225 homicides and probably 20000 jizz splashes to tits. the hypocrisy is shameless.<p> furthermore, I sorta thought James Gunn was alright after Slither. And Jenna Fischer is beyond belief hot in Walk Hard. But this is lame. Just wasn't funny. And again, porn acting doesn't exist any more.
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Girl has a great ass.
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The porno was called "Toms P.O.V." I've been looking for it again, but I can't find it anywhere. The girls real name is Katie Avola, but I didn't catch her porn name. I'm friends with her on myspace, but she's never on there anymore. I'd love to "see" it again myself!
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ah crap, this TB has reminded me of a film that i can't remember the name of*! it's coming out soon and is about a girl shot in the head with a nail gun then she goes off across america to... er... do something... *or much else...
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Her name is Roxy Deville. Google it. xhamster.com has some of her movies too.
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BIG fan. Biiiiiiiig fan.
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What Quint meant is that Sarah Palin is a goddamn hypocrite, who talks about abstinence and not teaching sex-ed in schools, and then has a daughter who got knocked up. Perhaps some sex-ed and contraceptives would have allowed the daughter to not have to raise kids at 17, or however old she is. So that's what I got out of Quint's statement, but maybe I'm also "fucking stupid".
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Oct. 8, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST
the fact that someone would fight against sex ed....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
...in schools is a revelation as to just how fucking ignorant she is. I hope that goblin clawing its way out of McCain's face lunges across the stage and tears its way into her uterus like a rabid mole. Fucking whore.
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Just sayin'.
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Well, my shoulder and chest has. She was a Chicago's Wizard Con a few years back (why? dunno, don't care!) and it was VERY crowded. She and I were making our way through a bunch of people in opposite directions and a guy bumped me into her. It was like an airbag from heaven!
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Oct. 8, 2008, 5:56 p.m. CST
Quint is the man-- he knows a thing or two about ho's....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
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Gia Darling, Danielle Foxxx, Carman Cruz, Jessie or Vanity? Or somebody else I"m not thinking of?
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On the main article page, under the talkback, someone named ruven76 made a post titled "Someone page Mori McWeeny" it was in between I have felt Aria Giovanni's breasts! and odo19. What the hell happened to that post?
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"What Quint meant is that Sarah Palin is a goddamn hypocrite, who talks about abstinence and not teaching sex-ed in schools, and then has a daughter who got knocked up. Perhaps some sex-ed and contraceptives would have allowed the daughter to not have to raise kids at 17, or however old she is. So that's what I got out of Quint's statement, but maybe I'm also "fucking stupid"." Yeah, because kids of liberals who preach sex-ed and condoms have never gotten pregnant or STDs. Maybe kids get into trouble because kids don't listen, no matter how good the advice.
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because her daughter got pregnant? Her daughter didn't practice what the mom preached, so that makes the mom a hypocrite?
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I could see the ending to that 'nailing your wife' clip before it started, and it's still funny as hell! Nathan's expression and framing her with the nailgun is priceless!
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is a goddamn imbecile. What, you'd rather she was an anorexic or something? She's not fat at all! I never thought much of her, just something about her face that doesnt do it for me, but she has an amazing body.
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Chick is whip smart. There is nothing sexier than a smart chick that really knows how to get down!
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considering she does porn, the 'whip' could mean many different things! I might have to look her up
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I don't know about smart. But she is pretty crazy and generally enthused.
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sfter all.... check this out:
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I hit enter instead of the tynyurl-maker link.... so here about Sasha Grey:<p> http://tinyurl.com/48r3l6
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Just when I thought AICN was full of nothing but sick perverted fucks after the breastfeeding talkback, I had to go and read the talkback comments on milflovers link. At least we have some wit.......well, most of the time.
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Hardly PG, though, as far as I can tell. Strangely ironic to have to intentionally put-down porn when it does it naturally as par for the course. As far as I can tell, PG Porn would in fact be the average Soap Opera, surely?
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Get over it. I shudder to imagine what kind of population-killing petrie dish of foulness you've got cooking under YOUR hood.
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I'm gonna keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Richie!
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look at her face; she's a ravishing beauty. For T+A you have to look somewhere else... and it's worth it!!! Because she's a ravishing beauty!!! Why can't she be my girlfriend?
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when she takes a cock, she may call herself a pornstar.
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Sarah Palin is a hypocrite because you're a right wing idiot. And you fuckers need to swallow aids.
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Eat your heart out, Cate Blanchett!
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at the bank. Total fox. Total.
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you're Kurt Lockwood the pornstar? you've been on this site this whole time?
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I though Aria Giovanni was a human. It is medically and scientifically impossible for her to be a fox, unless she was a shapeshifter of some kind, maybe a refugee from mars?
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ever work with roxy deville?
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Whoever said she was fat has gotta be a paedo. Sasha Grey is awesome too..mmm...hey Kurt (not that I believe you) How do you keep the wolf from the door when banging chicks like that?
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My God, perfection.
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I'm not sure but I think he's trying to ask how you how you keep from....well.....you know....when you're with chicks that hot.
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Sorry, as you may know these Talkbacks/internets are uslly filled with a whole host of fakers so as a rule of thumb I never believe who people say they are(unless proven otherwise). <P> Apologies, if your are bonafide. And yeah odo19 got it right, it's a euphemism for reaching that point of no return, 'cause I would probably last 10 secs (if that) with Sasha's filthy mouth.
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they don't ever get to fuck because something horrible happens? I love Fillion and think he's great in this, but I hope every episode doesn't end in the violent death of a woman. In some ways, I find that more offensive than actual porn, which at least has the potential to show a woman taking charge of her sexuality and enjoying herself.
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In SOME ways, you find the violent death of women more offensive than porn? Does that mean that in other ways it excites you? haha
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thanks for the replies Kurt. Nice to see you on the site. I think the only way I'll gain control with great women like that is being in another room. oisin5199: lighten up, it's a COMEDY, and I'm sure it won't be all one sided.
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She is sensational. Genuinely attractive, intelligent and best of all clearly enthusiastic about what she does.
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The man's blogs are the funniest thing on the web and he's a very talented writer/director. Loved Fillion in Nailed. Funny as fuck
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