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The last time we saw Eric Cartman, Butters was dragging his bloodied and unconscious body out of Pioneer Village and onto a school bus.

Tonight:

Comedy Central says:

CARTMAN HAS THE SOLUTION TO THE CHINA PROBLEM WHEN ALL-NEW EPISODES OF “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERE ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL

All-New Season 12 Episodes Available Uncensored On iTunes, xBox LIVE, Amazon Video On Demand And SouthParkStudios.com

NEW YORK, October 6, 2008 – Cartman SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY PERSON AWARE OF THE GATHERING THREAT the Chinese pose TO THE United States in an all-new episode of South Park entitled, “The China Probrem”.

Fresh off an Emmy® win for the “Imaginationland” trilogy, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, October 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.



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More Butters, less Cartman.
by Shermdawg
Oct 8th, 2008
11:21:35 AM
Good to have it back...
by Pdorwick
Oct 8th, 2008
11:22:56 AM
Meh.
by Onyx390
Oct 8th, 2008
11:30:10 AM
Raped
by The Devlinizer
Oct 8th, 2008
11:31:47 AM
More Gobbles, Less Timmy
by Err
Oct 8th, 2008
11:39:09 AM
More Towlie, Less Mr. Hanky
by Err
Oct 8th, 2008
11:39:45 AM
South Park needs to do an episode on masturbation.
by jimmay
Oct 8th, 2008
11:43:55 AM
Last season was pretty lame...
by Kid Z
Oct 8th, 2008
11:49:08 AM
Jimmay, they did that already. Red Rocket
by V'Shael
Oct 8th, 2008
11:51:29 AM
The auto-eroticism in Red Rocket was incidental though.
by jimmay
Oct 8th, 2008
12:00:19 PM
Cartman, Randy Marsh, & Butters Show
by Heckles
Oct 8th, 2008
12:01:52 PM
Last season was one of the better ones in recent memory.
by Mr Slippy Fist
Oct 8th, 2008
12:12:51 PM
Here's hoping for the return of Shitty...errrr, City Wok!
by SpyGuy
Oct 8th, 2008
12:19:19 PM
Butters and Cartman
by skimn
Oct 8th, 2008
12:24:57 PM
They didnt TOUCH Bush/Cheny in all 8 years...
by uberman
Oct 8th, 2008
12:31:55 PM
Uberman
by jimmay
Oct 8th, 2008
12:42:38 PM
They did "That's my Bush!"
by David Cloverfield
Oct 8th, 2008
12:51:28 PM
and Uberman
by Bentley_Bear
Oct 8th, 2008
12:55:03 PM
god o mighty
by klinteastwood
Oct 8th, 2008
01:30:55 PM
Harry's Cartoon is...
by Judge Briggs
Oct 8th, 2008
01:31:44 PM
oh poor you
by DonnyUnitas
Oct 8th, 2008
01:32:02 PM
Yeah, thanks, but I'll pass
by gruntybear
Oct 8th, 2008
01:32:15 PM
How long before SP tackles Palin?
by Orionsangels
Oct 8th, 2008
02:02:14 PM
I wouldn't count on them hitting Palin.
by jimmay
Oct 8th, 2008
02:09:50 PM
uberman
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Oct 8th, 2008
02:13:51 PM
Cheney was the evil louse
by Hercules
Oct 8th, 2008
02:22:57 PM
Bush?
by Life Proof
Oct 8th, 2008
02:23:09 PM
where's my pushing daisies talkback?
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Oct 8th, 2008
02:24:00 PM
oh and I'm Chinese
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Oct 8th, 2008
02:25:24 PM
who wants to bet
by mrgreentheplant
Oct 8th, 2008
02:31:14 PM
Please let them do an election episode
by drewlicious
Oct 8th, 2008
02:32:08 PM
If Trey and Matt fall into a political category...
by Dr Gregory House
Oct 8th, 2008
02:47:45 PM
Dr. House
by jimmay
Oct 8th, 2008
02:55:37 PM
South Park is obviously more right wing
by lb
Oct 8th, 2008
03:01:05 PM
I hope they go after Tina Fey
by BauerJackBauer
Oct 8th, 2008
05:16:38 PM
More importantly, Sarah Silverman Program also returns...
by DanielKurland
Oct 8th, 2008
05:27:18 PM
who cares what political party they are or favor!
by eoneon
Oct 8th, 2008
06:37:44 PM
Yea! South Park! More Fat Jokes!
by WerePlatypus
Oct 8th, 2008
06:58:31 PM
"produced a show called "That's My Bush!" that mocked Bush and h
by I Dunno
Oct 8th, 2008
07:27:08 PM
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by drturing
Oct 8th, 2008
09:07:24 PM
I shouldn't be laughing
by Thrillho77
Oct 8th, 2008
09:08:54 PM
Indy getting raped...
by Mr. N
Oct 8th, 2008
09:11:59 PM
...
by jones1899
Oct 8th, 2008
09:12:20 PM
Wow
by TheNozzle
Oct 8th, 2008
09:13:18 PM
mr N you just fucking ruined one of the best SP jokes ever
by drturing
Oct 8th, 2008
09:13:42 PM
This Indy shit is brilliant
by Thrillho77
Oct 8th, 2008
09:18:03 PM
Oh my God....
by Thrillho77
Oct 8th, 2008
09:18:47 PM
Poor Indy
by fedrich519
Oct 8th, 2008
09:23:04 PM
You're also being made fun of, you know.
by Wuu
Oct 8th, 2008
09:24:11 PM
Best SP since Butter went to Gay Camp
by D'Jesus
Oct 8th, 2008
09:24:19 PM
Deliverance... LOVE IT
by D'Jesus
Oct 8th, 2008
09:25:03 PM
The Accused
by fedrich519
Oct 8th, 2008
09:25:41 PM
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...
by ClearlyBlind
Oct 8th, 2008
09:27:20 PM
I got The Accused and Deliverance...
by MartinBlank
Oct 8th, 2008
09:27:20 PM
Most.
by Thrillho77
Oct 8th, 2008
09:28:16 PM
what about the Goo Backs
by D'Jesus
Oct 8th, 2008
09:30:37 PM
ALSO....
by ClearlyBlind
Oct 8th, 2008
09:31:49 PM
Nice catch
by Thrillho77
Oct 8th, 2008
09:32:07 PM
RFLOL
by Doc_Hudson
Oct 8th, 2008
09:33:22 PM
Indy!! No!!
by jones1899
Oct 8th, 2008
09:38:14 PM
WOW LOL
by Gungan Slayer
Oct 8th, 2008
09:38:16 PM
Hey Doc_Hudson..
by ClearlyBlind
Oct 8th, 2008
09:40:11 PM
That was great.
by Kid Idioteque
Oct 8th, 2008
09:41:10 PM
The first 5-10 mins were good.
by Sakurai
Oct 8th, 2008
09:41:36 PM
Parker and Stone raped my Crystal Skull!
by Johnny Smith
Oct 8th, 2008
09:41:53 PM
ClearlyBlind is a deliberate dissenter
by D'Jesus
Oct 8th, 2008
09:43:03 PM
That was brilliant!
by Kaiser Soze
Oct 8th, 2008
09:46:02 PM
D'Jesus
by ClearlyBlind
Oct 8th, 2008
09:49:25 PM
and..
by ClearlyBlind
Oct 8th, 2008
09:51:21 PM
what do you mean ruined drturing?
by Mr. N
Oct 8th, 2008
09:52:09 PM
I feel dirty
by erichaislar
Oct 8th, 2008
09:52:55 PM
Is Trey Parker no long doing Stan's voice?
by Kelvington
Oct 8th, 2008
09:53:47 PM
I liked how in the second rape scene
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Oct 8th, 2008
09:59:27 PM
Just a great episode. WOW.
by future help
Oct 8th, 2008
10:00:20 PM
Yo ClearlyBlind
by D'Jesus
Oct 8th, 2008
10:00:42 PM
Rape is NOT funny!!!
by Billyeveryteen
Oct 8th, 2008
10:02:02 PM
Shut the Fuck Up Donny
by Johnny Smith
Oct 8th, 2008
10:03:06 PM
Shut the Fuck Up Donny
by Johnny Smith
Oct 8th, 2008
10:03:41 PM
Agree that it's also mocking fanboys...
by JimCurry
Oct 8th, 2008
10:03:45 PM
It's Always Sunny is brilliant...
by JimCurry
Oct 8th, 2008
10:04:37 PM
JimCurry
by ClearlyBlind
Oct 8th, 2008
10:09:20 PM
I expected more from the Chinese plot
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Oct 8th, 2008
10:10:08 PM
Yeah....
by Crow3711
Oct 8th, 2008
10:11:50 PM
Johnny Smith, Indy was raped
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Oct 8th, 2008
10:14:47 PM
Next week's episode is about the Dark Knight....
by The Dum Guy
Oct 8th, 2008
10:17:12 PM
Crow....
by Doc_Hudson
Oct 8th, 2008
10:30:51 PM
...Yeah.
by Kurutteru Yatsu
Oct 8th, 2008
10:59:20 PM
pinball table
by BrainFart
Oct 8th, 2008
10:59:33 PM
Parodies
by Super Fly
Oct 8th, 2008
11:16:23 PM
first rape was from short cuts, maybe?
by ReEkOs_RoUgHnEcKs
Oct 8th, 2008
11:21:02 PM
That was fucking gold!
by br1947
Oct 8th, 2008
11:33:55 PM
Awesome! That about sums it up....
by Jobacca
Oct 9th, 2008
12:20:30 AM
Lucas gif for all...
by Doc_Hudson
Oct 9th, 2008
12:37:43 AM
Doc Hudson
by PirateEmery
Oct 9th, 2008
12:58:19 AM
Not just mocking fanboys! But Talkbacker!
by Orionsangels
Oct 9th, 2008
01:06:42 AM
When they first started talking about rape
by Orionsangels
Oct 9th, 2008
01:09:57 AM
haha.. that's totally what I thought...
by two fathoms deep
Oct 9th, 2008
01:11:14 AM
I tivoed passed the whole cartman china story
by Orionsangels
Oct 9th, 2008
01:28:04 AM
During The Accused scene
by Cajunsblues
Oct 9th, 2008
01:33:41 AM
Fucking great
by David Lazarus Long
Oct 9th, 2008
01:38:54 AM
Sorry to be off topic, but...
by DanielKurland
Oct 9th, 2008
01:45:16 AM

by Hamtaro Hentai
Oct 9th, 2008
02:46:56 AM

by Hamtaro Hentai
Oct 9th, 2008
02:46:58 AM
;
by Hamtaro Hentai
Oct 9th, 2008
02:47:00 AM
And yes, Always Sunny
by David Lazarus Long
Oct 9th, 2008
03:07:15 AM
I was hoping for a Shita Lablah rape
by Dazzler69
Oct 9th, 2008
07:02:49 AM
Easily the most rediculous thing I've seen in awhile
by rbrog77
Oct 9th, 2008
07:16:00 AM
My God, I laughed my ass off...
by Russman
Oct 9th, 2008
07:35:19 AM
Indy rape
by palewook
Oct 9th, 2008
07:47:21 AM
Great episode
by indyjonez100
Oct 9th, 2008
07:55:25 AM
how can anyone
by ZO
Oct 9th, 2008
08:24:52 AM
Fantastic Episode!
by Mr Slippy Fist
Oct 9th, 2008
08:32:00 AM
ZO
by Crow3711
Oct 9th, 2008
09:09:10 AM
Yes, those closeups of Lucas and Spielberg
by skimn
Oct 9th, 2008
09:19:55 AM
One of the Best Episodes Ever!!!!
by BilboRing
Oct 9th, 2008
09:27:59 AM
i found the rape funny
by name818
Oct 9th, 2008
09:29:33 AM
I hate that this show is still being made.
by malificus
Oct 9th, 2008
09:30:21 AM
Unbelievable
by richievanderlow
Oct 9th, 2008
09:57:50 AM
When Lucas and Spielberg first appear behind Indy
by performingmonkey
Oct 9th, 2008
10:28:13 AM
malificus
by quantize
Oct 9th, 2008
10:33:30 AM
OH MY GOSH
by Evil Hobbit
Oct 9th, 2008
10:35:07 AM
Everything has the ability to be funny...
by Kelvington
Oct 9th, 2008
10:53:32 AM
Quantize
by malificus
Oct 9th, 2008
11:02:07 AM
If hating on South Park makes me a twat..
by malificus
Oct 9th, 2008
11:06:21 AM
It is rich that the 'rape my childhood' brigade
by Arteska
Oct 9th, 2008
11:06:51 AM
I'm glad it was finally said in the media...
by Bill Clay
Oct 9th, 2008
11:16:53 AM
This episode was funny...
by Samus Aran
Oct 9th, 2008
11:41:49 AM
Although this was fantastic...
by Johnny Smith
Oct 9th, 2008
11:42:01 AM
I don't see how they were making fun of
by Rufferto
Oct 9th, 2008
11:46:25 AM
Indy 4 is no Phantom Menace
by Pdorwick
Oct 9th, 2008
11:56:16 AM
Samus Aran - you're the moron...
by JimCurry
Oct 9th, 2008
11:59:18 AM
Indy Rape was a fucking home run
by SpyGuy
Oct 9th, 2008
12:33:44 PM
lol free hat
by bluebottle
Oct 9th, 2008
01:08:17 PM
Kingdom of the Crystall skullfuck is worse then the Phantom Mena
by Volllllume3
Oct 9th, 2008
02:15:30 PM
They seemed to have really taken their time on the rapes..
by alienindisguise
Oct 9th, 2008
03:04:34 PM
I'm not ready to laught at KOTCS.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 9th, 2008
03:23:58 PM
Oasis CD? You ARE a twat...
by Kid Z
Oct 9th, 2008
03:32:10 PM
I love Blur and Oasis equally....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 9th, 2008
03:37:00 PM
INDY IV is painful.....Episode 1 is light fun....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 9th, 2008
03:37:44 PM
Stop acting like Indy IV was so bad...
by versatol
Oct 9th, 2008
03:49:51 PM
It was that fucking bad.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 9th, 2008
03:54:04 PM
malificus
by David Cloverfield
Oct 9th, 2008
03:54:33 PM
indy references
by TheAngryGator
Oct 9th, 2008
03:55:04 PM
I'm with malificus....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 9th, 2008
04:08:05 PM
Yeah INDY IV was painful ahhh!!!
by Orionsangels
Oct 9th, 2008
04:11:22 PM
meh.
by G100
Oct 9th, 2008
04:20:07 PM
.....
by Westonian
Oct 9th, 2008
04:45:06 PM
Re: "Indy 4 was a pleasant epilogue"
by Bill Clay
Oct 9th, 2008
05:09:17 PM
Remember back when they had more than two jokes per episode?
by SnapT
Oct 9th, 2008
10:33:34 PM
WTF With The Voices?!?!
by p0llk4t
Oct 10th, 2008
03:55:36 AM
America Brought Down America
by LaserPants
Oct 10th, 2008
06:08:20 AM
Two Jokes? More Like One BAD Joker Per Episode
by LaserPants
Oct 10th, 2008
06:11:15 AM
Do you remember that scene with...
by topfivevideo
Oct 10th, 2008
06:34:35 AM
The funniest scene...
by _Maltheus_
Oct 10th, 2008
09:46:46 AM
The funniest missed scene...
by criderman
Oct 10th, 2008
04:50:20 PM
They totally nailed my feelings of Indy 4
by zerogundamx
Oct 14th, 2008
10:34:56 AM
Just saw Indy 4
by Mattyboy122
Oct 22nd, 2008
04:12:58 PM
But he still got your money
by Orcus
Oct 27th, 2008
09:16:31 AM

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