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The last time we saw Eric Cartman, Butters was dragging his bloodied and unconscious body out of Pioneer Village and onto a school bus.
Tonight:
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CARTMAN HAS THE SOLUTION TO THE CHINA PROBLEM WHEN ALL-NEW EPISODES OF “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERE ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL
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NEW YORK, October 6, 2008 – Cartman SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY PERSON AWARE OF THE GATHERING THREAT the Chinese pose TO THE United States in an all-new episode of South Park entitled, “The China Probrem”.
Fresh off an Emmy® win for the “Imaginationland” trilogy, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, October 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
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NEW YORK, October 6, 2008 – Cartman SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY PERSON AWARE OF THE GATHERING THREAT the Chinese pose TO THE United States in an all-new episode of South Park entitled, “The China Probrem”.
Fresh off an Emmy® win for the “Imaginationland” trilogy, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, October 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
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...they are the only funny Conservatives on the planet
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South Park hasn't been able to do much for me. I lost interest in their faux-important political bullshit after two things, I saw Manbearpig, and I started watchiing the Boondocks. You want intelligent and meaningful social commentary, you watch that. If you want mindless entertainment, still watch that; the Boondocks is fucking hilarious.
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Who got raped?
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Think about it, the boys are approaching that magical age when you learn of the hours of cost-free amusement a growing boy can have all by himself. It's a subject loaded with comic possibilities, still somewhat unbroached (remember the buzz over the Seinfeld masturbation episode), and would bring the series back to its character based strengths, rather than the tiresome preachiness of the tenth and eleventh seasons. I liked that they had the boys age in the "fourth grade" episodes, but that all kind of went nowhere after that. Its an animated show, so they can get away with not having them age, of course, but early pubescence is a fine time for coarse comedy, which is what most of us first fell in love with on the show to begin with. 'Bebes boobs destroy society is still one of my favorite episodes, it works without being overly shock-comedic, politically preachy, or patronizing. This is what the show needs to return to, and so far I'd say they've been moving in that direction this season.
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...and now we start the new season with probably at least 10 or 15 minutes of "Shitty Wok" jokes. Gay... totally gay!
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Plus, Jimmy has already banged a hooker.
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It touched on bestiality, and showed the gang's naivete on the subject. There's far more humor to be had in addressing their shame and confusion over indulging in the practice themselves. The subject was briefly approached in the episode "Preschool" as well, with the fifth or sixth graders (can't remember exactly which) trading their protection to the boys for a picture-they think-of one of the boy's mothers' boobs to jack over. Still, it was an incidental plot point, and I think South Park could tackle the subject in a grand fashion of the writers set their minds to it.
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That's what South Park is now, and I love it.
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Oct 08, 2008 12:12:51 PM CDT
Last season was one of the better ones in recent memory.
by mr slippy fist
Can't wait for this one to begin!
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GODDAMN MONGORIANS!!!
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If this took place in California, they'd be married by now.
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whats up with that? They did GORE (ManBearPig/Imaginationland) and painted him as a deluded ass, and they did Hillary, but NOTHING on Cheny/Bush and 8 years of the most corrupt administration in the history of the United States. My guess is their politics lay WAAAAYYY far right. Pussies.
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They've left Bush largely untouched (though they have pointed out his abject stupidity in "Ladder to heaven") because everyone else has mocked him accordingly. They try to pick on "sacred cows", which they believe Al Gore is (which I personally disagree with, but yes, they trend very right wing, and thus they dislike Gore a good deal). I wouldn't call them pussies, but I wouldn't say mocking Hillary, hardly that unheard of, makes them brave either. They do sway rightward, but it's rarely of a 'Faux News' caliber. That is why I stopped watching after the eight season and just started watching again; The global warming episodes got pretty tiresome, plus the Family Guy bashing is pathetic. Lately, thankfully, they've dropped both obsessions.
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And it was replaced with its spin off. "The Eric Cartman Show".
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They created a whole series based on what a goddamn moron he is. In South Park they try to avoid what others are doing. They didn't want to do a Michael Jackson episode either, but finally gave in (man was it funny.) I think South Park is too good to after such an obvious target. Everybody knows Bush - they don't have to point out the problems with him.
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i mean they are really kinda stupid and are always spreading disease..plus they eat with sticks and have paper walls in their hutsso tonight's south park should be good cause theres so much you can joke about the chinese
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You must be young here.
Matt and Trey produced a show called "That's My Bush!" that mocked Bush and his cabinet.
Just for that, they and their staff were under surveillance and investigation by the IRS (yes, the IRS) and the FBI
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From Prince of Darkness, right?
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*waaaah* I don't like South Park because it espouses views that I don't agree with *waaaaah*
Seriously, learn to laugh and open your mind. Just because it hurts your vagina doesn't mean it's not both funny and true.
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"South Park" today makes "The Simpsons" look positively scintillating by comparison.
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One: she's just as easy a target as Bush; the two are very alike in many respects. Two: SNL is doing a great job of mocking her as it is.
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Aside from people citing "That's My Bush," there's also "Team America World Police," which was very critical of the jingoistic nature of the Bush administration.
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in the lice episode.
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Actually, they were all primed up to do a show about Gore. The premise was to do a show about whoever the next president was going to be...they were as surprised as anyone to find they were actually going to be doing it about Bush.
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OH and YAY SOUTHPARK.
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and find this horrible offensive. not really. but my chinkiness made me say something.
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that stan and kyle think that rape is something else?
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Last time they did one P.Diddy tried to kill Stan for not voting. This time around I want to see what kind of offensive carictures they'll pull out. A parody of that "Don't Vote" video would be nice.
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...they are Libertarians. Socially liberal, with strong beliefs in individual freedom and fiscal conservatives.
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I think this comes up in every single South Park talkback. The consensus always seems to be that Trey Parker is more or less a libertarian and that Matt Stone said in an interview once he is a registered Republican. Search it on google, and that's what you'll come up with. How reliable it is, I'm not sure; but it seems to be the accepted story.
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but that is not a problem at all. They still are pretty open with their attacks for the most part, although their global warming episodes look very dated and ignorant now. I just think they have stopped telling stories and are way too focused on pop politics.
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cartman reading that line off the protest sign is one of the funniest things i have ever heardi think the episode was lame cause i don't even rmember which one, but fuck, thats some funny shit
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Oct 08, 2008 5:27:18 PM CDT
More importantly, Sarah Silverman Program also returns...
by danielkurland
Well, perhaps of equal importance. That show makes me laugh so hard though.
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I'm a liberal person and thought Gore as Manbearpig was comedy gold! they make fun of EVERYBODY! lighten up and take a joke for fuck sake! didn't they have an ep where they had left wing aging hippy douche and right wing inbred redneck or something to that effect? I didn't think the last 2 or 3 seasons were as strong as some previous efforts,but hey,still a thousand times funnier than 99% of other comedies out there on TV right now.
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Good news! If you don't agree with the "theme" of a particular episoe, then at least you can still laugh at the everpresent fat joke. They should give Cartman bariatric surgery, have him keep the weight off, and see how long they can go without that fucking crutch.
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Oct 08, 2008 7:27:08 PM CDT
"produced a show called "That's My Bush!" that mocked Bush and h
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No it didn't. The show was a send up on old sitcoms. They hardly ripped on Bush at all. I mean, I don't care. I love the show but they definitely lean to the right. Which is fine but don't pretend they aren't.
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and it was either going to involve gore or bush, whoever won officeit was never meant to be a direct satire of geroge bush, infact the show only really played on him being stupid not his policies, the episodes were more about how sitcoms were so lame in the 70's and 80'sit could have been called "thats my gore" if bush hadn't rigged the election and won
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holy shit thats so fucking funny! AHAHAHAH!
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But I am. Are they serious?!
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...expresses exactly how a sane person should feel about KOTCS. Shit in a can it was. George Lucas' shit.
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This KotCS stuff made me think of AICN talkbacks immediately... hilarious
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the build up made it so fucking funny
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I felt the same way watching it. "I'm not sure what I'm watching..." and then by the end, I knew it was rape.
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That was intensely disturbing.
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Shoot Lucas in the fucking dick
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Being raped by two older men.
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Watching this episode, I get the feeling that you fanboys who throw the rape word around when it comes to films are being made fun of at the moment.
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Seriously, this is some funny ass shit. What the fuck???? That was Indy getting raped like Jodi Foster. What a scene!
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I'm a sucker for pop culture references. Brilliant.
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...ruined my sense of humor....I really don't find other TV shows that funny anymore...even South Park...Sunny tops them all....
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What was the first one?
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Male. Rape. Ever.
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Would that be considered male rape or just a big male orgy?
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This was one of the worst episodes of South Park I've ever seen. Pretty shitty was to start the season.
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The goobacks are why I specifically said "rape" - I think the goobacks "sex pile" was voluntary, wasn't it? Maybe I'm not remembering correctly.
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ClearlyBlind must be chinese....lol.
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Now I think I'll send my fan edit of Indy 4 to Matt and Trey. That was disturbing. We always say Lucas raped this or that, but to see it actually happen on screen...And Butters liked the movie. Hilarious.
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what an episode lol
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i'm not chinese, i'm actually polish (yep, go ahead with the polish jokes....real original) it's just my opinion that it wasn't a very good episode. I chuckled once during the whole thing and the "Shot in the Dick" running joke was really dumb, it was something that belonged on "Family Guy", not South Park.
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And I've been pretty hard on them the last few seasons, but this was a good ep. And I've seen every single one, so my opinion is worth more than most people here. Just kidding. But not really.
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After that the jokes sort of wore out their welcome. Ok, we get it... You didn't like Indiana Jones, so what?
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I think this episode proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the phrase "raped my childhood" has, um, jumped the shark. Or something.
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He's just trying to be kewl and go against the crowd. Way to go CB, you have established yourself as originaaaaallll.
Now go put on your black clothes, white make up and black lipstick and listen to Switchblade Symphony while spouting off your noncomformality you fraud
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I laughed through most of the ep. The Cartman/Butters chinese thing wasn't that funny (except for Butters shooting everyone in the dick), but the Indy raping scenes were priceless. But yeah, the first one was the only one I couldn't place, parody-wise, either. However, the thought of the dead, raped bodies of Yoda and Short Round is pretty damn funny. Great way to start the season!
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Not trying to go against the crowd, i just didint think it was a good episode, i love SP, it's just that wasnt one of their better episodes, Sorry a lot of you don't share my opinion. Maybe it's cuz i never saw KOTCS, cuz when i see a movie that shouldn't be made, i don't go out to see it, unlike some people that will spend their $10 on a ticket just to bitch about it later on message boards. Also, i don't wear black clothes, i think lipstick is for fags and i've never heard of switchblade symphony.
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i really don't care that u dont like Sunny, it's ur opinion, not everbody is a fan, i just think it deserves a talkback for the actual fans
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I posted after the reveal. aicn is on central time.
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my eyes Indy no
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Stan sounded very different is Trey Parker no longer doing his voice?
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I suggest The Well Poisoner
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George and Steven were playing a Willow video game and a Howard the Duck pinball machine--just to add some more horrors to that nightmare.
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love South Park.
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Just fuckin with ya, dude. I don't expect everyone to like it. I was just being that dick that jumps down anyone's throat for voicing their distaste for something. I hate those wankers.
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It's HILARIOUS.
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Well,
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Well, you won't enjoy Willow anymore. Remember, Indy was raped on a Willow pinball machine. And damn enter key.
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The whole culture is being mocked... Like with many South Park eps, there are two sides to every joke.
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But this season has gotten off to a shaky start...
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yes it has btu you gatta admit, "Mac and Charlie Die" was great ("Now, more importantly, what's your bean situation, you got any beans or what's up")
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but it seemed almost like empty filler between rape scenes--kinda like those fried wonton noodles at Chinese restaurants!
On the other hand, I still felt the episode was pretty good as the whole rape plot by itself was pretty damn amusing.
Also, has anybody noticed that Trey seems to be doing more smaller ensemble pieces now? Instead of just focusing on Cartman or just putting all four guys into one situation, he seems to be experimenting with different pairings and groupings. I think it has potential of creating some new dynamics in the show to allow him to keep some of the humor fresh. He just needs to be careful not to rely too much on just a Butters/Cartman variation. -
It looks to me South Park is still in a little bit of the slump that plagued last season. They constantly beat jokes to death that aren't that funny to begin with. I expected a lot more than a lame Indiana Jones getting raped episode. They should be above getting involved in something so petty and stupid. It was really pretty groan inducing, especially considering the movie came out months ago. Was all they could come up with?
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on the Howard the Duck pinball machine, so Willow remains unscathed.
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And how everyone has seen it... except Butters 'cause his parents think it is too much for him, while Cartman decides to build a blimp.
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The DVD just showed up,...and ALOT more would get the jokes.
I for one KNEW that movie was prob a tossup,so I waited......for a rental.
Glad I did.
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Didn't do much for me. Two plots, both executed halfheartedly, a couple of laughs but really nothing to write home about. Better luck next week.
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i had to watch that movie in school and all the girls were crying their eyes out during that scene, but i cant fucking remember the name of it. pretty sick teacher to make us watch that shit
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First spoof when they come out of theatre is the Normandy scene from Saving Private Ryan. Then The Accused and Deliverance.
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although the chinese thing was a bit of a letdown, the Indy plot was fucking fantastic.
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Hands down the best episode they've done since FREE HAT. Thats EXACTLY how I felt after the end of Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck....now where do I sign up to testify?
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Oddly enough, that wasn't the gif I thought it was going to be. The one image that is burned into my retinas was the one where you see Lucas's face as he climaxes on the pinball machine.
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They raped my childhood boohoo! see what you guys did. you ended up influencing a south park episode!
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I thought they were gonna tackle Gears of War or Halo. When they beat you down then rape you and that stan and kyle left their teamate there to get raped. That would have been a funny storyline too. onlne shooters. but i guess the whole WOW episode kinda under scores that.
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anyway, it seemed like it was 2 different episodes smashed together as one. maybe if lucas and spielberg were sentenced to be shot in their dicks it would have tied it together better. i was waiting for a real good tie in, but it never came.
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I used to like cartman, but his voice now is just awful. the whole spirit of the character is lost in that new voice. instead i watched the indy rape segments. i bet matt and trey are reading this now and planning a tivo/gears of war SP episode.
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Indy was getting raped on a Howard the Duck Pinball game
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Maybe the most disturbing animated sex scenes I've ever scene, but the fact that it was George Lucas RAPING INDIANA JONES, was phenomenal. As for SP in general, I'm way super left and I've loved every season, if not every single episode, since it began. Really, they rip on 'the government' in general quite often, and the fact that they don't directly call out Bush is inconsequential. "How can Bono do so many great things and still seem like such a piece of shit?" And Imaginationland was one of the most direct attacks against the Bush/Fox News fear campaign to date. So who was talking about them being "too far-right?" I think you might have your head so far up your ass you don't know what direction is up.
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Always Sunny definitely has not has a shaky start. This season is arguably their best, and they've FINALLY Figured out how to write Frank properly and use him well, which was probably my major issue with the show. Enjoyed tonight's South Park. Is next week's really about the Dark Knight?
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is the funniest thing on television right now. Bar none. The first 4 episodes were PRICELESS. I haven't laughed so hard in months. Probably since the last new Sunny. o_O;
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That would have been a better one than seeing Ford/Indy. My only problem really was Shita in the movie.
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...and I loved it
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What movie was the first rape scene from? Was it from that Michael J. Fox/Sean Penn movie?
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face it, South Park did something unique tonight, it made rape funny for 20 minutes.
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Especially the Indy stuff. At first people wanted to defend the movie but then came to realization that it sucked balls. Aliens don't belong in an Indiana Jones movie, indeed.
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watch SP and still be Liberal after it? You would have to be a total moron.
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South Park still rules and never fails to deliver a "What the fuck?!??" moment a few times during the season. Trey and Matt prove that once again they still have the biggest pair in Hollywood by going after Lucas and Spielberg.
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How can anyone type what you just did and still have the brainpower to continue to inhale oxygen? I guarantee you the SP creators would say youre a fucking retard. I doubt they have serious politics of any kind. They'll fuck anyone up who they deem necessary. You political minded people, tihnking everything is all about you and yours ideals. Get a fucking grip buddy. And last night episodes was unfunny, unclever schlock. I love SP, but not enough to blindly love episodes that are wayyy below their pedigree. Oh wow, they raped Indiana Jones 4 times in 20 minutes...I can't stop laughing. Probably because I never started.
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climaxing were frightening. I wonder if Marcia Lucas and Amy Irving see those faces in their nightmares.
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I really liked KOTCS a lot. Easily the second best Indy movie IMO. But that South Park last night was brilliant. I can't believe the balls these guys have. It was so funny that I am still laughing just thinking about it. The Chinese portion was weak but the Indiana Jones parts were unbelievably funny.
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I thought it was fairly hit and miss too. I laffed the first time there was a dick shot, but after that the cartman/butters thing was lame as hell. Im a huge fan of star wars and indy so i laughed throughout all the rape.
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God bless all you people that can still get something from it, but this show got tired about 4 years ago, then it got old, then it dragged itself into the woods on its last legs to die, then it died and decomposed into a flat, hairy-rug-looking collection of loose bones, now it is simply a fragment of broken, barely recognizable mandible covered by leaves. And STILL they keep producing it. I was down with Team America, I even sinfully wasted a couple hours of my life watching Baseketball, but this show is so fucking over they should be filled with self loathing every time they collect a paycheck for producing it.
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So raunchy, so offensive... I loved every minute. Seeing butters with the drawn on glasses, buck teeth and that little hat was too funny. I can't believe what these guys get away with, but I'm so glad they do.
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I swear I couldn't stop laughing! 'Hello Stan. All set to see my new adventure?' 'You bet, Indiana!' *cue evil music* 'No...look out, Indiana! It's Steven Spielberg and George Lucas!!' Fucking classic.
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They nailed it! They nailed the KotCS feeling. Now I want interviews with Spielberg and Lucas reflecting this episode, they should!
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Carlin and others have suggested there are to taboos IF IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY. And while I never thought rape could be funny, in this case it was. My thoughts are, Male rape is funny (see Pulp Fiction, Deliverance) but Female rape is not. Unless Sara Silverman can make if funny somehow.
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Kinda throwin me off a bit here, it seems as if you agree with me about the show, but I'm a twat for saying it?
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..then how does the fact I'm on my way out the door to buy the new Oasis CD? That's gotta put me in the neighborhood of Jessica Simpson's unholy gap, cuz you know, she gets around pretty good.
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apparently doesn't realize that they were being flayed alive with this episode as well.
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...how Indy 4 sucked donkey balls. It's been an awkward silence, like when Phantom Menace came out. No one wanted to be the first to say that the Emperor had no clothes. Damn you, George Lucas, stop ruining your past franchises!
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Just because it was so damn true. Anyone here who says that Matt and Trey are making fun of fanboys is a freaking moron. Matt and Trey ARE fanboys just like all of us- and they are FUCKING pissed at Steven Spielberg and George Lucas. I pray that George and Steven see this and understand literally what people think about them. And for all those people saying that "Always Sunny" is more funny than South Park- You are god damn right it is- Sunny is hands down the funniest TV show that has EVER existed- and it hasn't even yet got it's traction yet. Charlie and Rob are so damn talented- I know that they haven't even begun to be funny yet. We only get glimpses now and then on just how funny they will be probably next season. Glenn and Kaitlin are funny too, and even DeVito has his moments from time to time- that show is GOLD- but South Park is still funny anyways- and when they do episodes like this Indiana one- they hit the nail on the head. Thank god for Matt and Trey. Now watch as Guillermo Del Toro rape the hell out of Bilbo Baggins- trust me it is going to happen. Del Toro was quoted in 2006 as saying: "I don't like little guys and dragons, hairy feet, hobbits – I've never been into that ... I hate all that stuff." Let the Guillermo raping begin. We got three good Lord of the Rings Movies- now we are about to get a shitty one- It's Phantom Menace ALL OVER AGAIN.
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...the best Lucas skewering in the second season premiere of Spaced, where Tim gets fired for basically calling a six-year-old looking for a Jar Jar figure a twat after going on a verbal rampage about how much TPM blew.
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critics since they fall under that category. They don't just not like the Star Wars prequels they despise the special editions as well. They were complaining about a new Indy movie before it came out. This is like a sequel to free hat as the boys find out that Lucas and Spielberg are still at it. The Indy viewers do seem over sensitive and exaggerated but If they were making fun I mean "real fun" of them they would be more blatant then that and Lucas and Speilberg wouldn't of went to jail. There would be a "I learned something to day" where they admit to overreacting. I think this show makes people see things that they want to see that aren't there sometimes. I also think when they make a point people don't agree with they don't like to see that either. And no I've never seen the new Indy movie. I wonder if Parker and Stone will get another sarcastic letter from Spielberg like they did when they made Free Hat.
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Indy 4 was a pleasant epilogue to its series. It wasn't a great film but it was certainly a very enjoyable one. Phantom Menace, on the other hand, is a true abomination which signaled the beginning of the creative end for one of cinema's true visionaries.Let's keep things in perspective people. Spielberg is first and foremost a filmmaker while Lucas is a pure businessman.
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because you don't even realize that they're ripping on you, too...
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"The Chinese Probrem" smacked not only Lucas & Spielberg's ham-handed treatment of KOTCS but Talkbackers bitching about having their childhoods raped. Absolutely brilliant.
I still think, though, that Shitty Wok would have been a funnier setting than P.F. Chang's, but Butters' disguise (especially with him leaving his on after Cartman removed his) was priceless. Peter Sellers would be proud.
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sorry, a tber mentioned free hat and i laughed for like 2 minutes.
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Oct 09, 2008 2:15:30 PM CDT
Kingdom of the Crystall skullfuck is worse then the Phantom Mena
by volllllume3
There I said it. Trey and Matt NAILED this episode to the fucking wall.
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Oct 09, 2008 3:04:34 PM CDT
They seemed to have really taken their time on the rapes..
by alienindisguise
Yet another shock value south park that was neither funny nor inspired. They should either get new writers or just piss off
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....the experience is still too painful to think about. Its like trying to find humor in a horrible car accident that slaughters your entire family.
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...Blur rules! Ah yes, nostalgic British band rivalries of the mid-90's!
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But fuck man-- Oasis tear it the fuck up on stage. I saw them two years ago at the Hollywood Bowl. Unbelievably tight performance. -
Oct 09, 2008 3:37:44 PM CDT
INDY IV is painful.....Episode 1 is light fun....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
There is a big fucking difference.
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Because it really wasn't. People get mad because it didn't follow the Indy "formula." What effing formula? All of the original three are movies in themselves and are little like each other. This movie combined elements from the first three and it worked for me. People complain about the CGI but would you rather have the blue screen and crappy stop motion they used in the original trilogy? Quit bitchin people. Not a great film but a really good film... except for the fridge part.
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Take it out of the Indy formula if you'd like-- even if it were a stand alone film not associated with Indy at all......it was one of the worst fucking viewing experiences of my life. It was disgustingly bad. Of course there are worse films....like say House of the Dead. But at least that is so bad its funny. There was nothing funny or remotely entertaining about Indy IV. It was dry, uninspired, and lifeless. A pathetic attempt at a film. And again....okay bad film...whatever. The fucking Beards?!! Harrison fucking Ford?!! Countless rewrites.......this is the best you could fucking do?!! FUCKING PATHETIC.
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Man you are hip. I would love to see your ironic T-shirt collection.
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wikipedia lists the movies referenced when Indy is getting "a good rogering" as BOY'S DON'T CRY, DELIVERANCE, and THE ACCUSED.
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I fucking despise South Park. 95% of their material is tired overused shit. If you think they have actual talent then you're a fucking idiot. These are jokes that are funny with a group of friends when you're sitting around drinking and smoking and feeling clever.
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I didn't you had invested so much into the franchise. That it mattered so much to you that it didn't live up to your expectations. who cares!
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meh.
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"People complain about the CGI but would you rather have the blue screen and crappy stop motion they used in the original trilogy?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------g
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Anyone, other than George Lucas, typing that would have to be seriously deluded.
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in usual SP fashion the subplot was funnier and more memorable then the main plot..but that'sd what i like about the showso i suppose cartman liked KOTCS or maybe he just isn't fazed by rape?
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They should really consider switching to a 10-minute format or something if they're just gonna repeat the same joke over and over until 20 minutes are up.
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Funny stuff...but is it just me or are they outsourcing the voices now too?
I just watched this on the South Park Studios site and I swear and Trey are not doing those voices. Cartman is seems obviously not Trey, or am I just crazy? Please tell me I'm crazy! -
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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Repeated, ad nauseum, for the duration of its running time. South Park is so over, and so NOT FUNNY now, that I am baffled by the fact that it still exists. There was a brief time where it was really funny, but its gone downhill fast over the past 4-5. Now its nigh unwatchable.
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Indiana in the refrigerator?.. It didn't make any sense Stan..
That was by far the best scene of the episode.. Jimmy's delivery was just priceless.
As far as people bashing the episode ar concerned. You have to realize that this is South Park. Trey and Matt dont care whether people love or hate what they do.. I think they established with "Trapped in the Closet" ( I probably get the name wrong) episode that they are going to basically do what they want no matter what. I for one enjoy every freakin episode. -
...was when Lucas' face went flush as he blew his load. I thought it was a decent start to the season. Better than a lot of the episodes we've gotten lately. Granted, I was a little drunk. If I had watched it in a different mood, I might now be trashing it. Good timing though, as I was debating whether or not to finally watch Crystal Skull now that it's out on Blu-Ray. I saw all that I needed to see last night. Rape is only funny in cartoons so I won't be renting it.
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Did anyone catch the moment Butters pushed his fake Chinese glasses back on his nose! The friends I was with missed it and when they ran it back they laughed their butts off!
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Wish they did the same for X-Men 3.
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I made good on my oath not to see it in theatres. I netflixed it on Blu-Ray and, my God, it was worse than I imagined. How the fuck did Spielberg make a boring Indiana Jones movie? I had the same feeling when I saw The Lost World. An unnecessary, entirely unexciting sequel. Everything was off about the film. It didn't look like an Indiana Jones picture (the image was far too crisp and clean, the lights are constantly blown out, etc.), the music was forgettable, and the action sequences were dull. Compare the fight Indy has with the Russian (with the ants coming after that) to the fight Indy has with the German at the airfield in Raiders. There's no contest. You never feel any sense of danger for Indy in KOTCS. Maybe it's because he survived a nuclear blast in the first 15 mins., or maybe it's the constant (and obvious) use of CGI, but I was never on the edge of my seat. Spielberg phoned it in.
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People still bagging on the fridge scene? Like pulling someones heart out was more plausible
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