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Hillary, Condoleezza And Hockey-Mom Sarah In Scorchin' Lesbian Three-Way?? Details Emerge On NAILIN’ PAYLIN!!

I am – Hercules!!
Details have finally come to light with regard to Hustler Video’s wildly anticipated new political satire, “Nailin’ Paylin,” thanks to a new website called TMZ: 1) The feature depicts the Russians “knocking” on one of the vice-presidential candidates’ “back door”; 2) The candidate will engage in a three-way with the secretary of state and the junior U.S. senator from New York; and 3) In a flashback, the would-be veep is schooled in the “big bang” theory by her creationist college professor. No word yet on any involvement the U.S. House majority leader might take in the tale. Find all of TMZ’s story on the matter here.

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  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:21 a.m. CST

    woohoo

    by the milf lover

    Good job Herc, you're only about 2 days late with this news, and the fact that you fail to even mention that the lovely Lisa Ann is playing Palin is very weak on your part.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:21 a.m. CST

    Seriously......

    by Dogma_Jedi

    THIS is news??????? come on guys.....

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:27 a.m. CST

    SO YOU GUYS ARE COVERING PORN NOW?

    by J-Dizzle

    Yep, this website is going down shit creek. Well done on emulating DH's suckiness.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:29 a.m. CST

    holy shit

    by kingben

    can't wait to see this. going to be funny as fuck

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:31 a.m. CST

    why has this got a spoiler?

    by Henry's Cat

    what surprise do you get in film like this?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:31 a.m. CST

    Honestly...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... I'm amazed at how widespread the coverage for this juvenile stunt has been. Flynt has always been an opportunistic scumbag, and this seems like par for the course with him. I notice no one's rushing a similar take on Obama into production. Strikes me as misogyny as well as playing right into that liberal media idea that the press protests isn't true AT ALL.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:32 a.m. CST

    well...

    by Neil_the_Sheep

    thank god...It had to happen sometime...I'm sure it'll be as witty and politically relevant as every other porn I've seen.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:35 a.m. CST

    agreed Moriarty

    by Neil_the_Sheep

    tho I'm not sure if this helps or hurts palin...I imagine neither

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:37 a.m. CST

    It's Not Even Clever

    by drew mcweeny

    Oh, she's a woman... so she must be getting fucked by lesbians and her teachers and everyone else! GET IT?!? GET IT!?!? This is no different than some right wing producer doing a Fried Chicken infomercial for Obama. It plays into the worst tendencies of the politics of division. <P>I personally think Sarah Palin's a scary, rotten addition to the national political scene, but it has exactly nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman. <P>This is stupid. And degrading.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:39 a.m. CST

    haha

    by The Amazing G

    sounds pretty funny

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:39 a.m. CST

    NNNNOT

    by The Amazing G

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:39 a.m. CST

    Careful on the Namecalling with this guy

    by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET

    Mr. Flynt is the wrong guy to piss off. He has a thing about finding dirt, and if it can;t be found it can be made. Not that he aint what you say. I'm just saying the man scares me.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:40 a.m. CST

    yeah you heard me

    by The Amazing G

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:41 a.m. CST

    I dunno if it's

    by Neil_the_Sheep

    because she's a woman...I think it's the glasses/hairstyle combo that people are attaching themselves to. It's the naughty librarian look or something... As far as Palin being a scary addition to the political scene...I can respect that opinion for sure...all these bozos scare the hell outta me...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Whatever

    by drew mcweeny

    I'm not scared of Larry Flynt. Mainly because I'm not a woman who he can tear down by producing stupid porno movies about me that are thinly veiled political attacks. If Larry Flynt really gave a shit about influencing the political process in this country, he'd add something of substance to the conversation and not just a shitty porn film that will put money in his pocket because it plays off the public image of a current media darling. <P>Lame. Lame. Lame.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:46 a.m. CST

    OH come on

    by mr_l_74

    AS SOON THAT HEARD THEY PICKED HER I WAS WAITING FOR THE PORN WE ALL GOING TO HAPPEN AND WE ALL GOING TO WATCH IT LIKE ALL THE OTHER SEX TAPES WE HATE IT BUT WE ALL WATCH IT I FOR ONE GOING WATCH IT NOT TO PAY FOR IT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;-)

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:51 a.m. CST

    Why is it ok for a comedian- critic- tv show

    by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET

    to take a jab at these politicians, but the same is not true for the porn industry. It's not like this is serious. I'm not saying it's right. Only in America.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:55 a.m. CST

    New low for Harry. Kids here man.

    by Se7en

    Just sayin'. It aint cool. Come on, you're above this.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:55 a.m. CST

    GEEE

    by mr_l_74

    ITS NOT THIS FIRST TIME PORN SOMETHING OR SOMEONE FAMOUS THIS IS BECAUES BECOME VP IF EVERYBODY ELSE WE WOULD NOT CARE LESS

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Time to ban Herc

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    C'mon Mori pull the trigger! ☺

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Yay, the same lame jokes from the TMZ article, but here!

    by Flim Springfield

  • "Go back to making porn you scumbag and leave the political discourse to people who actually have a chance at being taken seriously." So he makes a porno. Wow we're a degenerate people in that we're actually talking about this at all. We don't talk about the porn versions of blockbuster films on a film site but fuck, here we are.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:56 a.m. CST

    Why is this THE top story on this site?

    by xavier masterson

    Ridiculous.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Sheesh Mori, change your tampon why dontcha

    by TheMcflyFarm

    just messin with ya. I agree, this is pretty tasteless.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

    by F-18

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:05 a.m. CST

    Indiana Moans and the Ass Brigade

    by TheMcflyFarm

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:09 a.m. CST

    "He's knock'in on the backdoor... Should I let 'em in?"

    by The Dum Guy

    "What?" <br><br>"He's knock'in on the backdoor. Should I let 'em in?"<br><br><br>"He he he he heh heh heheehhhehehe"<br><br><br><br>This is pathetic. At least give us a NSFW pic or just shut the fuck yup when it comes to things that tease.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:12 a.m. CST

    Covering porn? A new low for this site.

    by V'Shael

    Even after the fucking debacle that is Script Girl, now you're not even trying to hide the tit fetish. <p> What can we expect next? Script reviews for Shaving Ryans Privates?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Shut the Fuck Up people

    by DOGSOUP

    "Ohh noooes! Such a new low!!" You read this site then you know it's not exactly the bastion of family values. I've been reading since the late 90's and it's NEVER been a family friendly site. Do you fucking pissmoaners even read the TalkBacks besides to get a boner to see your own posts? Do you ever even READ Harry's reviews of...fuck..ANYTHING??? You people need to shut the fuck up and go sit down somewhere. After ScriptGirl are you REALLY that shocked??

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:27 a.m. CST

    I always thought the site should cover porn

    by David Cloverfield

    Get everything at one place you know. Encourage independent films.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:31 a.m. CST

    Oh man...

    by Varakor

    I soooooooo can't wait to download this. Cause you know real men don't pay for porn right?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:33 a.m. CST

    Time to hang it up

    by thot

    Can't go much lower than this

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Palin is a Dark Lord of the SITH!

    by CampKoala

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HaViiUjH92U

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:44 a.m. CST

    mori...its all about the green

    by bacci40

    christ, porn has been doing parody for years...so what if they are doing one with a palin impersonator...my god, this may be one of the few pornos produced in years that has real acting in it...used to be that they all did...omg...its degrading....shit, the fucking bitch spent an hour and a half flirting with the country....what is more degrading than that....if i was making this movie, i would have a full out incest scene with bristol, track and todd....make it totally sick...but that is just me...i like the finer things in life...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:45 a.m. CST

    sascha grey should play bristol

    by bacci40

    she doesnt have the boobs for it, but she likes ruff nasty sex

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Palins a M I L F.

    by Redfive!

    Forget the cheap porno flick I just want to see her butt naked!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:14 a.m. CST

    Move or Remove This News Post

    by LaZ

    Herc, I love you dearly, but stick to what you know (DVDs/TV). 1. TMZ may be a shitty site, but it isn't a new site by any means. 2. This isn't new news. Broke a day or two ago. 3. When was the last time you saw porn news covered here? 4. Even if you were going to post it, why would it go in the top stories section, bumping Mori's Watchmen article? Harry/Mori- Do the right thing and remove or move this post. Porn based on a popular person, event, or movie is nothing new and has never been news worthy on this site. I have been visiting daily for years to read the articles you guys post and this this kind of stuff should not be bumping out your articles.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:17 a.m. CST

    Why Is This On Aint It Cool?

    by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom

    I'm shocked by the decision to now cover porn on this site. You do understand that now all of your readers are thirty year old men like yourselves?<p>It's bad enough with the swearing and sexual references in your reviews but now your readership (some of whom will be minors) must read about pornographic material?<p>Shame upon you, sirs.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:18 a.m. CST

    "..understand that not all of your readers are thirty year old m

    by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom

    Sorry for the error in my above post.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:25 a.m. CST

    This is pretty insulting. AICN looks really bad with this.

    by Sakurai

    Please remove. This is in terrible taste.

  • Seriously. You guys actually used bandwidth for this "news". You guess need to do a re-format/ re-think of this site if this is what you are passing as 'Cool News'...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:33 a.m. CST

    There's no way this will be as good as "Oval Orafice"

    by Dr Gregory House

    but I soooo can't wait to see it, just because it clearly pisses so many people off.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:36 a.m. CST

    I doubt that htere is a political message behind it.

    by DerLanghaarige

    Larry Flint may be a scumbag but for any reason I think he just noticed that people think that Palin is attractive and decided to take advantage of it. Y'know, just like the millions of Porno-"Spoofs" that dollow a succesfull Hollywoodmovie. ("Whore Of The Rings") If he really would try to influence the public opinion about her, he would have made a real looking sextape and put it on the internet, claming that it was real and Palin is a slut who loves orgies.<br> Will Lexington Steele play Obama?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:46 a.m. CST

    And am I the only one who is surprised...

    by DerLanghaarige

    ...that this report comes from Herc and not from Harry?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:57 a.m. CST

    This is just in poor taste. Sorry.

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

    I am all for dirty jokes, but promoting something so degrading on a movie site ... no thanks.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:03 a.m. CST

    Herc - you're still slipping.

    by oxfordruse

    Why don't you go back over to Coaxial and actually report on TV shows like you used to do? You've turned that section into something so ridiculously niche that even some of the lesser-watched but popular cable shows are now completely ignored. Dexter? It's Always Sunny? Curb? I don't get excited about SNL or Survivor penis or other reality-based crap. I want to know about original, innovative and COOL television. Check the title of the site, sir. That's your remit.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:05 a.m. CST

    Moriarty is Proof that Flynt has already won.

    by Optimus Primal

    Look at Moriarty's posts filled vitriol and indignation over Look at Moriarty's posts filled vitriol and indignation over a porn flick thats probably going to have a budget of around 10k. For that small investment Flynt has managed to get millions in publicity and work Mori and undoubtedly countless other Paylin lovers into a tizzy. Money well spent I say. a porn flick thats probably going to have a budget of around 10k. For that small investment Flynt has managed to get millions in publicity and work Mori and undoubtedly countless other Palin lovers into a tizzy. Money well spent I say.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:07 a.m. CST

    doh

    by Optimus Primal

    post got all screwed up somehow but the guist is still there.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:09 a.m. CST

    Moriarty..

    by Pawprint

    Get down off your high horse and cut the crap - the porn industry has always cashed in on what's popular in the media - just about every successful mainstream film has a porn version, so why should this be any different?<p> As for covering it on this site; why?! Who cares? There are plenty of other places to get porn online, it doesn't need to be here - it ain't cool, and it ain't news.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:11 a.m. CST

    Still, it's bound to be less of an insult to cinephiles

    by BiggusDickus

    ...than Speed Racer.<p>Oh wait. You really liked that one, didn't you, Mori?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:12 a.m. CST

    No Offence...

    by Turtle_Z

    But she's a creationist! These people should be lumped in with scientologists as total whack-jobs with no sense of reality... and she's a candidate for Vice-President of your country?!? That war of independence really turned out well for you guys, huh? ;)

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:12 a.m. CST

    Optimus Primal

    by reaper28

    Sounds like you need a reboot. <br> <br>Or have you just got back from watching the Nailin' Paylin dailies?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:16 a.m. CST

    Oh and the Sexism angle is retarded

    by Optimus Primal

    For Mori and others crying that Flynts attacks on Palin are sexist must not know much about Flynt. Go check out some of those old Jerry Falwell satire's. Or any of the other men that have come into Flynts cross-hairs. But I guess Falwell having sex with his mother in an outhouse is OK, because Falwell is a man. You right wingers are funny. You get a woman on the ticket and now your all Gloria Steinem, crying sexism every-time someone says that Palin isn't the second coming.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:18 a.m. CST

    This could make Palin even more popular!

    by DerLanghaarige

    Ever thought of that?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:19 a.m. CST

    RE: New low for Harry. Kids here man.

    by Iowa Snot Client

    Thing is, the kids are the only ones who'll find this even remotely amusing. Seriously: it's getting really difficult reconciling being a grown-up and visiting AICN. Weak.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:23 a.m. CST

    So...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... I'm a right winger now? <P>Try again, dickheads. <P>I keep my politics off the site completely. I guarantee you don't know who I vote for on a national or local level, which is as it should be since I write about MOVIES. <P>I just think this is lame, and I think it's gross to watch people use someone's gender as the way to attack them, just like I think it's lame when people use Obama's race as a reason to attack him. <P>Pardon me for actually thinking that electing the leaders of our country for the next four years is important enough that this sort of thing is beneath us.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:23 a.m. CST

    Oh and New rule.

    by Optimus Primal

    I propose a new rule that any time you use the phrase "liberal media". You automtically lose the argument.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:25 a.m. CST

    Palin makes Obama terrorist claim

    by kwisatzhaderach

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7653132.stm

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:25 a.m. CST

    Biggus...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... yep. Loved SPEED RACER. Still do. There's a way to fix that 20 minutes too long issue that would have made it even better, but as is, it's one of the most satisfying pieces of entertainment I saw this summer. And just because a bunch of fanboys shout at me about it doesn't mean I'm going to change my mind or act embarrassed about it.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:28 a.m. CST

    Can someone explain to me...

    by Giant Ape Balls

    in what universe can you describe a man with a dodgy Russian actor sticking his dick up some woman's , who vaguely looks like Sarah Palin, ass be described as "satire?"

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:30 a.m. CST

    Sorry

    by Giant Ape Balls

    that should have read "accent" and not "actor"

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:32 a.m. CST

    Ape Balls

    by Optimus Primal

    "In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque or irony."

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:35 a.m. CST

    Yep kwisatzhaderach. The Reps are getting very desperate!

    by Orionsangels

    The next weeks are gonna be ugly! By the end. They'll have made the link that Obama is not only a terrorist, but an alien invader from the planet bleepnor and the antichrist

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:38 a.m. CST

    Giant Ape Balls

    by caruso_stalker217

    Sounds more like ASStire to me! Ohoho! Get it? Because having dicks shoved in your ass can be tiring! I should have my own talkshow, I'm so funny!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:38 a.m. CST

    In theory Mori is dead right, but...

    by speed

    unfortunately this is the American public we are talking about! The track record for the last 4 years has been pretty pretty pretty bad.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:47 a.m. CST

    Optimus Primal

    by Giant Ape Balls

    So which part of her policies or personal traits are they satrising? Is she weak on foriegn policy? Are they trying to make fun of her "hockey mom" credentials? Or are they just getting a MILF to wear glasses and then having her taken all ends up by a variety of men and women because they know it will make cash?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:53 a.m. CST

    Orions...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... who told you about Bleepnor? WHO, DAMN YOU, WHO?!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:54 a.m. CST

    Ape

    by Optimus Primal

    I dont know I havent seen it yet. I'll be sure to post a review.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:54 a.m. CST

    2 insults in 1!

    by Obscura

    why exactly is a satirical porno getting coverage on this site? im not against porn, but this isnt the place for it. and not only is this not the place for porn, but the topic of this particular piece completely ruins the ethos that this site has for giving a shit about politics and the wider world. i cant believe im actually saying this but for once im actually ashamed that i read this site.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:56 a.m. CST

    Come on, Porn is an AICN tradition!

    by DerLanghaarige

    Just remember Harry's Blade II review!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:05 a.m. CST

    I giggled at the title

    by David Cloverfield

    and I'm 25. This worries me greatly.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:05 a.m. CST

    nothing wrong with porn references...

    by Obscura

    or even harry throwing in the odd retro porn review into his dvd roundup.... but news on upcoming porn?! come on... this shit has no artistic merit... and the only geeks who need to stay up-to-date on the latest jiz discs are the fuckers too stupid to realise you can get it for free on the net, and too pathetic to know any women. this is a site for media junkies. movies, games, comics anime, books, even politics.... all this stuff belongs here. but we're an audience that takes this shit seriously. and hopefully we are serious enough to not consider satirical porn as 'entertainment'. This site is all about the media loving community, and having this bollocks as top story is an insult to every reader that visits this site for all the right reasons.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:08 a.m. CST

    I like porn

    by Napoleon Park

    I was never a fan of his magazine but Flynt's done some cool stuff over the years, like the issue what the side by side comparison of a healthy lung and a smokers lung. Gross and unsexy, but very powerful.<p>Porn is a part of pop culture. When Sharon Mitchell (former porn star turned health worker) shut down half the industry over an Aids scare, that was cool news.<p>The media is obsessed with all things Palin because we're all so bored with every other aspect of the presidential race which seems to be in it's second or third year now.<p>To recap, Flynt, controversial and knows how to generate money and publicity. TMZ, a National Star level guilty pleasure for tabloid gossip addicts, maybe a half step above Perez Hilton. The adult film industry parodying, mocking or simply ripping off mainstream properties and attacking pro-censorship politicians and fundamentalist Christian televangelists, same old same old business as usual. Hot lesbian sex with well known celebrities - it's a beautiful thing and just what you've all been fantasizing and writing fan fiction about anyway. Hustler doing a spoof movie about a conservative politician who's getting heavy media coverage, yes it's cool, and yes it's news.<p>The title "Nailin' Palin," I'm still not in love with. I still think Veep Throat would have been a much better title.<p>Though if we're all very lucky and we pray hard and remember to vote, maybe she'll never actually be Veep.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:14 a.m. CST

    Frankly anything that humuliates Paln, I'm all for

    by Stalkeye

    I don't see it as an issue of Sexism Mori (BTW that's an unfair analogy comparing this pron to a Obama fried chicken movie..WTF?!?)It's about exploiting and benefiting from her status which is still riding high.Palin is a fucking hypocrite who knows shit about Sex Education be it her affair with a business partner or her teen Bristol being knocked up.<p>She's fair game plain and simple whose folksy behavior,(meaning White trash)stupid responses and contradictions make her more of an target than a highly educated Black man such as Obama.<p>BTW The People VS Larry Flynt..one of the best Docudramas I have ever seen.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:18 a.m. CST

    Porn parodies was always a dumb idea.

    by Stalkeye

    ..Sperminator,The temple of Poon,seX-Men, The Pimpsons anyone?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:20 a.m. CST

    on a website that raises political issues...

    by Obscura

    ...encourages people to vote and attempts to have serious conversations with its community about politics, how can any see this having a place here?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Stalkeye

    by Giant Ape Balls

    They could even it up with Backdoor Obama. On mans quest for power and anal. Hilarious. Satire of the highest order.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:23 a.m. CST

    Optimus Primal

    by Giant Ape Balls

    I'm sure you will. I might watch it myself, purely for..ahem.. research purposes. ;-)

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:26 a.m. CST

    Oh shit! I wasn't supposed to talk about Bleepnor

    by Orionsangels

    Hold on, there's a knock at my door. HOLY SHIT! NINJAS! It doesn't matter. I'm the King of the Demo! Bring it!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:49 a.m. CST

    The hate is growing...

    by UltimaRex

    I'm not surprised. After Rove this is penny ante stuff. I live in the UK and this election is going to affect my current job. In short if McCain wins that job will DISAPPEAR. Now, I hope to be gone by then but what about the other 5000+ guys I work with? What about the millions of jobseekers that will be swamped by the millions more that JUST GOT MADE REDUNDANT. And all of this is in the UK. God only knows what will happen in the US. More bailouts? Please. The only slight hope right now is that Obama can somehow fix it (and that IS slight). <p> As for the porn? Palin deserves it. Not because she's a woman but because she is incompetent. Incompetent "satire" for a incompetent "veep". Herc let the hate get hold of him. A McCain term will be a disaster and Herc has tapped into his need to survive. <p> I have seen it everywhere. Eight years of "dubya" got us a war no one wants, a recession that could become a depression and let's not forget a planet that is now TRYING TO KILL US. Don't believe me on that last one? Go down to New Orleans and ask around.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:56 a.m. CST

    I'm gonna chime in here,

    by GreenGeezer

    Though, given the tenor of the room I'm likely to get flamed. I'm a bit of a political junky, hit all the blogs everyday, TV tuned to MSNBC or the News Mix (8 channels, one screen, why can't I have this browser too?) and have been following both campeigns for good or ill since just prior to the season (well, the 04 dem convention.). I'm also a total porn hound and adult video nut. I've been to the awards twice, and have met a couple of the girls, and have quite a bit of respect what they put themselves thru (for decent coin to boot). So I say this with no little background, but I really don't care about the political aspect of this, but the thought of having my personal spank gallery expanded past my imagination to Condi Rice, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton is a wonks dream come true! (particularly each being hotter, and hornier versions of themselves,....sigh....the nature of porn). Call me misogynistic if you like, but I love this.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:06 a.m. CST

    Sad guys

    by Ashikaga

    It doesn't matter if you love or hate Palin as Americans we should be embarrassed by how low the level of discourse has sunk. I read posts that don’t care what we say as long as we are bashing Palin. You liberals out there are supposed to support tolerance but all I hear from you is misogynistic comments. If I started making racial comments you would lose your minds. If you like Obama great, I happen to be disgusted by him but I would never be ok with someone who mocked based on race. Odd how the Dems claim Republicans are racist/anti-woman but when it comes down to it you libs (most of you) are the ones who will make the vitriolic attacks if someone dares disagree with your opinion. I guess freedom of expression only counts if the person talking agrees with you.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:08 a.m. CST

    Yeah, this is totally TOP STORY material

    by bazookajoe

    Or not.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:09 a.m. CST

    Now something completely Off-Topic:

    by DerLanghaarige

    "The Jetsons - The Movie" was on TV this morning and yes, it's one of these movies that you like as a kid, but hate as an adult, but WHAT THE FUCK was up with that Old School Rap version of the Jetsons theme during the end credits? I still got no idea if I should love or hate this.<br> And now back to porn and politics.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:26 a.m. CST

    I read somewhere

    by Melvin_Pelvis

    that Nina Hartley will be playing Hildawg

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:49 a.m. CST

    I'm just saying

    by Die_Hardest

    Wouldn't any woman like to be complimented on her dick taking ability?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:50 a.m. CST

    Though I don't entirely get why this was posted here:

    by LordAcoustic

    I'll give you the URL to a portion of the script. http://tinyurl.com/4y9od6 I don't think that this movie will have as much impact on the polls as you are assuming. If anything it will just be a coincidence that individual who decides to rub one out instead of going to vote is watching Nalin Paylin instead of Big Boobs 27. Come on, Larry Flynt may be a cold hearted opportunist, but do you really think this film will have an impact on the perception of Palin/The Election......

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:06 a.m. CST

    Aint it Porn News? About fucking time I say.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    'Cause it's all about the story after all.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Porn is JUST another movie genre...

    by cifra

    ... wether some would like it or not. And I think that's hilarious to read, wether you're republican, democrat or, like me, anarchist. ;)

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:15 a.m. CST

    Covering Porn

    by RenoNevada2000

    I'm too lazy to look it up, but didn't this site cover the release of PIRATES, that high production value porno released two years back which was also the first porn to be released in hi-def? I know that was even being covered by the mainstream media.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Sorry Ashikaga but it's the Wingnuts..

    by Stalkeye

    who make the most vitrolic comments when someone opposes their beliefs or postings be it AICN,AOL or whatever forum on the net.Palin is a self parody. she's a joke and apparently stupid as much as I dislike Condi, who is just another pawn (Based on her "findings" of Weapons of Mass destruction)McCain may have more credibility picking her than that trailer trash idiot.<p>Drew's comparison is seriously flawed as Women have not suffered as much as Blacks.(Back during ye olde days of Slavery or even the roaring 20's all a White Woman had to do was cry "rape" and a Blackman will be stringed up in seconds.)<p>Palin is a Goddamn Zealot and has no place in the Whitehouse....<p>..then again "Dubya" was in it for 8 years.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Biggest story on Fox news today is OHIO dem voter fraud

    by Orionsangels

    Fox news anchors said it was the biggest story today. So it must be, but really dem voter fraud? After all the voter fraud committed by the Reps in the last 8 years. I like how surprised Fox news anchor's act and how they nod their heads, like saying, for shame dems. How could you? hehe

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    What About Obama And Mcain Nailin' Palin???

    by Media Messiah

    Seems like that would be a good DP. And of course, Michelle Obama nailin' Palin...and then a wife swap between the McCain, Obama, Palin and Biden families. The Katie Couric love scene complete with strap on...and then Bill Clinton nailin' Palin...and finally crowds of Republican Palin supporters gang bangin' Palin at a political rally!!! Oh, and Tina Fey and Palin should meet and bang!!!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:48 a.m. CST

    This might become the most downloaded movie of 2008.

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST

    PS: What About Obama And McCain Nailin' Palin???

    by Media Messiah

    Seems like that would be a good DP. And of course, Michelle Obama nailin' Palin...and then a wife swap between the McCain, Obama, Palin and Biden families. The Katie Couric love scene complete with strap on...and then Bill Clinton nailin' Palin...and finally crowds of Republican Palin supporters gang bangin' Palin at a political rally!!! Oh, and Tina Fey and Palin should meet and bang!!! And what about that Witch Doctor and those two dudes Nailin' Palin???!!!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    TMZ isn't a new website

    by cornponious

    I'm pretty sure.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Scriptgirl Redux

    by WerePlatypus

    It's not disgusting, it's not an outrage, it's not something that will stop me from finding movie news on this site. . . but c'mon, it's ridiculously lame. Lame.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Moriarty....

    by Couch Tripper

    Misogynistic? Give me a goddamn break. The reason she is being "porn"d is because that is how she presents herself, not because she is a woman. That's why this porno was not made when just Hillary ran, or with just Condi. It's Palin that inspires the idea to do a porno because her only quality -- literally -- is the ability to flirt and draw attention away from her stunning lack of intellect by winking and hamming it up like a Skinemax actress. Palin is an airhead, an airhead who openly covers it up by flirting, that's why there's a porno about her.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:15 a.m. CST

    Wasn't this story covered by CNN.com???

    by JDanielP

    I read this story elsewhere and it wasn't a porn site. Never the less, this does seem like a new low for AICN. But...is it really any worse than the descriptive language that Harry sometimes uses (at least, in text form)?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    This Ain't Cool

    by A-COD

    R or D aside, I don't care if it's Palin or Hillary, this isn't news of any kind. The worst is it brings out partisan trolls like Couch Tripper that insinuate that it's a good thing. Those comments are not far removed from the guy that during any rape case brings up the "she was asking for it" defense. You have no class sir. Stick to commentating on comic book movies and anime. It's easier to hide your ignorance that way.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    grrrrr

    by cathartist

    This is probably gonna make me late for work but I can't leave without handing you all your asses for sec. Now i am a rather tall guy but even I can't see over the monumental soapbox that Mori started here and everyone else has seemed to clamor to the top of. Are you people serious? This is a pop culture site for geeks to gripe about movies, comics, etc... We are some of the most vulgar motherfuckers on the net. How many references have been made to "spooge" alone talking about seeing a great trailer or clip from a new movie? We swear, we make sexual innuendos and we are all brash opinionated fucks. So get over yourselves and stop belly aching that the site is talking about a porno. There was no nudity and everything was described in innuendos. Palin is news these days. Parodies keep popping up online (Head of Skate), on t.v.(SNL) and yes now in porn. If you are trying to convince me that 98% of the people on this site don't watch, read or at least look at porn online well sir I am not going to buy that bridge from you no matter how cheap it is. Lighten up geeks.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Iain't it OLD NEWS!?!?!?!???!?!?!?

    by DURANGO66

    The Young Turks dot com broke this story long time ago...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    This is beneath you guys.

    by 18to88

    Who am I kidding?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    I knew it was only a matter of time

    by grampageezer

    I figured it was bound to happen sooner or later. Put some unattended, giggling, 20-something-year-old young guys in a room with a DVD player or computer and their preferred choice of entertainment, and we're going to see the results of it on this site. So I guess reviewing porn will be a new feature on AICN now? We all know Harry was verging closer to it every week with some of his picks of the week, but you Hercules?? But that's OK. 95 percent of your readership is probably thanking you for the heads up and can't wait for their parents to leave so they can watch it without getting busted. In my opinion AICN just lost all it's credibility as a serious film review site.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    UltimaRex

    by Pawprint

    Bush can be blamed for many things, but the weather?! WTF?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Some of you are complaining about covering porn?

    by terry1978

    Uhhh...yeah, ok. I admit I'm not a desparate loner, but even I don't have an ish with coverage of wacky porn spoofs. Lighten up a tad, we'll get back to fellating Del Toro and Nolan later.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Are you fucking kidding me?...

    by DanielKurland

    It's so ridiculous how current fads get spread out the nth degree these days.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    This porn should have werewolves in it.

    by Uncle Stan

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Bwahahahahaha...ahaha...meh.

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    Yes, this is funny because the entire porno will be a metaphor for what Republicans have been doing to the world for years. Yes, this is news because it reveals just how broad and dynamic American culture is - such an enlightened society because it allows freedom of speech and freedom of splooge! God bless America for underlining the strong connection between fucking with peoples' lives and watching live people fuck. I don't come to this site for news - the BBC, CNN and Sky provide that sort of 'fix'. I come to AICN for just this sort of irreverent twaddle. You're a gossip site! A gossip site! The view must be great from the high moral ground, Mori, but the air sure is thin...get over yourself.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    It's culture-jamming for a buck...

    by ScarecrowF

    It's Flint's habit of pushing free speech or while also attempting to make a profit. God bless him for it. Ridiculing those in the "family values" camp of the "conservative" wing of either party via porn or violent video games is all 100% justifiable in my book. People who say "keep your laws off my guns and money!" while attempting to censor media and legislate the definition of marriage are hypocrites of the highest order. We can be all about freedom as long as there isn't a condom or men kissing, eh? And I'm a moral authority here cause I can see a baptist church and the State House from my porch.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Mori's dead right: Flynt *is* a Scumbag

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I'll be voting for Obama/Biden in November, but this is not the kind of support we need. Seems like left wing "giants", Larry F. and Michael Moore do more harm to the progressive cause than good. And that's coming from a progressive voter. <BR><BR>I'm all for ridiculing Palin as the dumb-ass she is, but we don't need to sexually humiliate her in effigy to do it.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:21 a.m. CST

    The joy of self-censorship...

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    ...is that if you don't approve you can shut your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears and say, "No, no, no" when you don't want to watch. We're all grown ups here and if I want to watch a porno wherein a woman, who bears a passing resemblance to a politician, gets nailed then that's for me to decide. Flynt puts it out there, we choose whether or not to embrace. Let's hope me makes one about Maggie Thatcher taking it long and hard from Ronald Reagan and Milton Friedman. That lot fucked us all anyway...and if there are any kids reading this, please take note of my exceptional spelling and grammar.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    moriarty is completely right

    by initiativeDW

    This is a dumb subject And speed racer was amazing.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Porn titles are hilarious... however

    by ZoeFan

    Will this site have a write up for the first Obama porn?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    AICN should have a spin-off site about porn!

    by DerLanghaarige

    Think aboout it Harry! (BTW, where is Harry?)

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Gotta love Flynt!

    by Babba-Booey

    Sometimes, the ends do justify the means. Yes, I'm gonna invoke 9/11. Since then, our civil liberties have been reduced, and Flynt's just doing what he does best: being the dirty old man that he was born to be. Its working! He's sparking debate among the fanboys. Not about foreign policy or the budget, but FREE SPEECH. So much of which is being eroded, not only by policy, but by private parties that are controlling the airwaves and the printing presses. Nobody's gonna accuse the man of having TASTE, and yeah, while I think Palin's kinda hot for a hockey mom, doing a tasteless porn is just tasteless....without her getting boned by a black presidential candidate from the other party. LOLz. Lighten up, people, its just another lame porno flick for god's sake. Prolly won't be able to rub a batch of knuckle children out to it anyway.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST

    "Ain't It Cock News"

    by DerLanghaarige

  • ". It plays into the worst tendencies of the politics of division." <p>Little pause to just take this in a minute as I read it again to see if I'm missing the sarcasm... <p>Nope, no sarcasm. OK, then here's my question: <p>Moriarty, are you frigging bat shit crazy? First you write a bordering-on-maniacal rant about how Lucas is out to get YOU personally, in one of the most self-important delusions-of-grandeur novellas I've ever read on this site...and now you are REALLY saying that a pathetic PORNO film is THE SAME THING AS SOMEONE PUTTING OUT A PUBLIC INFOMERCIAL THAT MOCKS OBAMA'S RACE WITH FRIED CHICKEN REFERENCES?? <p>I ask again.. bat shit crazy? Yeah, that's what I thought. <p>It's PORN, moron. Of COURSE it's degrading. Anyone who's a big enough tool to equate porn with "the politics of division" has really crossed over into the netherworlds where lunatics and imbeciles do dwell. <p>Bat. <p>Shit. <p>Nutso.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    I DON'T MIND THE FILM BEING MADE

    by BringingSexyBack

    But let's not give it too much publicity. It's inevitable that someone, be it Flynt or some other pornographer, would make a Palin / Clinton porn - that's not partisan, just smart business. Judging from who finds Palin attractive, it's safe to say more right-wingers will be buying this whereas it'll make Liberal dicks go limp. <p>

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    since when did any of you grow standards?

    by hulkbuster

    seriously, half of all the jokes in the TB are sex jokes anyway, and suddenly bringing up a politcal spoof earns these guys ridicule? come on you hypocrites

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Well said, Kurt.

    by ZeroCorpse

    I think SOME people have to be publicly vocal in their tirade against porn because their wives are reading what they write. <p> I don't see this film as anything different from "Edward Penishands" or "The Oval Office" or any number of other cash-ins on popular public figures or Hollywood films. My only complaint is that the woman they got to play Palin doesn't look like her, and has bolt-ons instead of nice, natural hockey mom tits. <p> Seriously, Kurt, I have to ask you: What is the fascination in the adult film industry with fake tits? Why is it that a gorgeous woman with average or small tits can come along, and everyone loves her, but then she ends up getting a terrible boob job and ruining her looks? <p> Look at someone like Alysin Chaynes (or however it's spelled this week). GREAT looking chick who could bank on her youthful looks, and then she gets hideous bolt-ons and ends up looking like a washboard with two grapefruits attached to the front of it. Others who regretfully damaged their looks with fake tits include classic stars like Jeanna Fine and Asia Carerra; Both were hot before they started mucking with their bodies' natural assets. <p> Don't the porn producers and adult actresses realize that it takes ALL KINDS, and that some of us LIKED their smaller, natural tits? <p> Also, one other pet peeve: Guys in porn who won't SHUT UP. Look, dude; I don't want to hear a dude chattering away while I'm watching porn. I want to hear a nice feminine voice. <p> OK. One more pet peeve- POV movies that aren't really POV. They shoot from the hip, from the side, from over the shoulder, or from under the legs, and then have the audacity to call that shit "Point Of View"??? Look, Mr. Cameraman/Director- I don't know if you get the concept of "POV", but unless there were a series of mirrors involved, there has NEVER been an occasion where I've been able to see my own asshole while fucking a woman. There has never been a moment when I was able to see the back of my own head while fucking a woman. I have NEVER been able to make my point of view originate from my hips. If you're going to shoot "POV" then there's only ONE way to do it, and that is having the guy doing the scene hold a camera. If he's got a cameraman climbing all over him, then what you've got isn't POV at all-- It's more like having a midget pal's POV of you having sex with a woman, while he climbs all over you and under you. I don't want to see any between-the-leg shots of swinging testicles in a POV film, dammit! <p> Oh, and porn directors who shoot in widescreen: PICK A STANDARD TILT FOR THE CAMERA. If you're going to tilt the camera so you can take a "tall" shot, then stick to ONE angle. Don't tilt to the left, then tilt to the right, then back to the left. Why? Because some of us use the pivot feature of our monitors to watch the shot so the woman's head is at the "top" of the screen, and if you shoot it like that, then suddenly twist the camera back 180 degrees, then you invalidate the whole point of shooting a "tall" shot like that because now the scene is upside down on the monitor. Here's a tip: Most monitors or mounts tilt CLOCKWISE, so that the right side of the screen becomes the bottom of the screen. SHOOT IT THAT WAY! <p> There's absolutely a need for porn in our society. If we can't have legalized prostitution, then porn is the next best thing in a society that is pathetically ashamed of its own sexuality. <p>

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    The site that pimps Script Girl objects?

    by ZeroCorpse

    Don't make me fucking laugh, Mori. If ANYTHING is degrading to women, it's that fucking hack Script Girl, and her tribute to using cleavage to get what you want. <p> It takes brass balls to put that shit on AICN every week, and then come on here and tell us a porno parody of a public figure is sexist. <p> Script Girl sets women back 30 years.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Kurt, ya gotta be shitting me..!

    by Stalkeye

    The Real Boogie nights? And you got permission from PT Anderson? heh heh. nice way to plug your pronos.Now that we know you're a pronstar, I guess that may also explain the Lockwood moniker..kinda like chest rockwell.Unfortunatley I coudn't check out the Punx porn youtube video..i guess I'm under 18 after all.I can imagine what goes on during punk rocker sex ie ass moshing.<p>Mori, by making that bizarre comparison, you have open a slew of posts questioning your logic.Everyone has their gaffes although Palin has way too many the dumb Bitch that she is.<p>Gwen Ifill being played by Queen latifah was actually funny and there's always Fey reprising her role as you-know-who.<p>I personally could never fully grasp the universal appeal of Porn, as it's like being a electronic voyuer just that the guy in participating in the film is having more "fun" than you.<p>"Aint nuttin like the real thing baby.."However I'm still waiting for the Star Wars parodies to come out:Attack of the Bones & Revenge of the Tith.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Right on Moriarty!

    by Sakurai

    If you left and made your own site I would drop Aint It Cool in a heartbeat. Your reviews and levelheadedness are the only reason I come back to this site. Way to stand up for the integrity that is usually lacking from aint it cool. This was over the line and its great to see you call them on it.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Lame.

    by DoctorWho?

    Truly. Lame.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    "Details Emerge On NAILIN’ PAYLIN!!"

    by SkinJob69

    Yep, that's an AICN headline today. **sigh**<p> Dying to get past the election so we can talk about movies again.<p> And fuck you Herc...with an elephant dick...in YOUR back-door.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    SEXY SARAH'S GOTTA EAT...

    by Bill Clay

    She's obviously qualified for porn. Her political qualifications are a lot less obvious.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    LAYING HANDS ON SISTER SARAH: MAKE A WAY ... FOR COCK!!!

    by BringingSexyBack

    That would be a far better porn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj-on3kfWuE

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:38 a.m. CST

    How low will AICN go?

    by BigSteve03

    Your editorial obsession with trashing republicans now has this site reporting on porn movies? Remember back when this used to be a site that reported on cool news about genre TV shows and movies, instead of just being a political hack site? I miss those days.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:40 a.m. CST

    The right-wingnuts re: misogynism

    by Bill Clay

    The rabid righties have no business whatsoever crying about misogynism toward Palin. Especially after all the female-bashing they did to Hillary over the last year. And what did they say when Hillary complained about misogynism? "Stop hiding behind your skirt! Stop playing the Woman card." It's amazing how the righties can talk out of both sides of their mouths.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Bill-

    by SkinJob69

    You seem to be ignoring the blatant sexism that went on in the primaries. Mostly from Obama's camp. Did you miss that, or are you just another dem with selective memory?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Thank you Moriarty

    by aceattorney

    But the bell's already rung. Political discourse in the public has sunk to a new low.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Larry Flynt making a porn about Sarah Palin isn't the issue.

    by Baked

    We all know he would have done exactly this anyway and, let's face it, he's a PORN producer and Sarah Palin's base is MEN, not women. The fact that AICN is discussing it is the issue here, and you probably shouldn't in good taste. <p> Larry Flynt, on the other hand, doesn't have any. This is the guy who had a cartoon of Jerry Falwell banging his mom. So Sarah Palin should get special treatment because she's a politically apposite woman? Come on, now.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Wow...

    by utz_world

    <p>Y'all lost so much credibility by posting a piece of shit story like this!</p> <p>What the fuck happened to you, Ain't It Cool? You used to be so beautiful!</p>

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Mori's 100% right

    by ArmandVA

    this can't be compared to porn versions of actual movies. movies are ENTERTAINMENT, not life. and, like it or hate it, and i personally do hate it, this woman could be the future of our country. u know, your real life? what's funny is the people trying to sound like they watch porn for it's scathing social commentary. u sound like the right wingers tryin to convince me that Sarah Palin is Will Hunting, as if i'm just too stupid to see it. Mori's right. this is not about free speech, and no one is saying that Flynt can't do whatever disgusting thing he wants in reference to actual REAL people who aren't characters in middle earth. but, it's about a coarsening of our culture, and a cash grab for Flynt, and nothing else. When Flynt makes a porn about Obama, then we can call it fair and balanced, but till then, this emperor truly does have no clothes.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Chill dude

    by Alientoast

    I think this porn has less to do with the fact she's a woman and more to do with the fact she's a fairly MILFy woman. It's even been posted on news outlets that most Palin searches on google are queries like "sarah palin hot", etc. He's just striking while the anvil is hot and trying to cash in on the apparent demand. And it will work.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:13 a.m. CST

    This is pretty damned pathetic Herc

    by br1947

    No matter what your politics, giving crap like this any sort of publicity is flat out disgusting. I have alot of fun on this site, have for many years, but this is honestly the most reviling, unprofessional thing I have ever seen. If Harry wants to promote Obama all day long, hey, that's fine, its his site. I may not agree with him, but I support his right to do as he pleases within reason. But promoting a porn in an attempt to smear public officials is stepping far, far over the line and you know it.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    DON'T PAY FOR PORN

    by BringingSexyBack

    This video is free: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QIGJTHdH50

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Haw you not learned your lesson by now about talkbacks?

    by ButterNipples

    1. If you fuel it, they will comment and keep poking at you like a kid would a dead bird with a stick. 2. Satire is Satire, be it porn or not. 3. Politics is boring. It only makes people look even more like uneducated idiots when they argue for one party or another in America. It's like asking Coke or Pepsi, and no one really gives a crap if someone gets their order wrong(i.e. Election '00) 4. It's porn. I'd like to believe this site has a tiny bit more integrity than to pander itself to perverts or simple political whims. 5. On second thought about #4, who the hell am I kidding? There is about as much a chance of "journalistic integrity" present in any form of media as there is the LHC actually creating a blackhole and swallowing our problems once and for all. Let alone this site anymore. 5. You're now Hollywood. Names, the insiders, the last line of kiss-ass jesters in a Utopian nightmare. no one gives a crap what you think anymore. it's like asking a chimp why they like to fling feces.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Just a tip

    by XoanonTORN

    Mori, calling your own readers 'Dickheads' (even if they are) really doesn't endear you to them.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:26 a.m. CST

    CAN THE FUCKIN POLITICAL NEWS, AICN!!!

    by ugh

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Herc, Harry

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    Take a lesson from Moriarty, and shut up about politics. While I do get sick of Moriarty being self-righteous, he's reacting to the crap you post rather than starting the cycle.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    BARACK HARD OBAMA: THE PLEASURING OF MICHELLE

    by BringingSexyBack

    hehe

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:40 a.m. CST

    I thought it was very endearing...

    by Westonian

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:46 a.m. CST

    this is a very hard subject to discuss rationally

    by cinematt

    There are just so many differing opinions speaking so passionately about the views they espouse, so it's hard to know what's really right here. Should AICN have run this story? Maybe and maybe not, the subject matter, that being a porn movie satirizing Sarah Palin, might seem to be "cool news" in some people eyes but not others. Is this "Nailin' Palin" porno an unfair shot at Palin in particular and conservatives in general? Again, depends on which side of the political fence you're on and how far your tolerance for these types of things go. It's just sad to see that an insignificant thing as a porno movie could cause such discoures on what's supposed to be a "fun" site. I guess it's just a reflection on how far we've fallen in terms of keeping our eye on the ball as far as monitoring our leaders and tending to the business of playing a role in the politics of our government. Maybe after this election, things will change, hopefully for the better, but whomever wins, they will have the unenviable task of restoring faith in our government at time when being an American is not so good these days. I don't know, I'm just rambling here, I just hope the American people do the right thing on election day. That's all.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:50 a.m. CST

    THE KEATING FIVE AND THE OLSEN TWINS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Viva! VIVA!! VIAGRA!!!!!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:55 a.m. CST

    NOT A FUCKING GENDER ATTACK

    by ThomasServo

    This isn't a fucking attack on anyone's gender. Jesus Christ. Larry Flynt is doing EXACTLY what SNL is doing-- he's taking advantage of Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton's high profiles during an election year. SNL writes sketches about it, and Hustler is doing what they do: make a porno. And they're going to make millions of dollars. You think Flynt gives two shits about it other than that? And by the way, who says they *aren't* making an Obama porno?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:59 a.m. CST

    KurtLockwood, have you ever written about the business?

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Oct. 5, 2008, noon CST

    this is pretty terrible

    by bluetunehead

    and honestly it will probably help her in the polls. this is the kinda crap that gives the right-wingers fodder to scream about liberal bias in the media. larry flynt is a tool. and this site shouldn't even bother covering this. you should be above this nonsense.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    TheRealMoriarty has never read Hustler...

    by SleazyD

    Hustler and Larry have never tried to portray themselves as unbiased. To even compare him to supposed "un-biased" media is ludicrous and ignorant. He's a smut dealer, what do you expect? He also hates republicans and has never made that a secret. And yes, it's porno, it objectifies women. SHOCKING! This man pushes the Bill of Rights to it's extreme limits. Good for him. If it wasn't for his pushing boundarys and fighting for a free and open media, half the shit you enjoy watching on TV and in movies wouldn't be possible. Get off your high horse.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Just put Pailin in it. Who wants to see Hillary? Yech

    by jimmy_009

    But keep covering porn. It's probably the most watched genre for visitors of this site.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:17 p.m. CST

    My level of respect for Moriarty...

    by Banzai Rootskibango

    ...just went up. That's what she said.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    HUSTER Fucking Rules

    by LaserPants

    In that they'll do this kind of gonzo political satire mixed up with all the hardcore sex. Palin is a PERFECT target for this kind of stuff, because she basically already is a porno star for the extreme right wing fundie fuckwits. She's an idiot, woefully unqualified, totally fucking retarded, but undeniably MILFy. Since it seems VERY unlikely that she is going to get into office (thank fucking god), what else can she do? I imagine she'll do a stint as yet another ignoramus FOX News pundit and as her star continues to wane (she's rapidly approaching the "rust" phase now) will eventually find her way into amateur porn via a "leaked" video tape not unlike Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton. She will deny she had anything to do with the tape, when, of course, it will have been planned from the outset.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    KurtLockwood

    by Stalkeye

    Thanks for adding more perspective o your end of the biz.Yep I intentionally said Pron as that is one of many catchy substitute words (in the case off Porn) on the internet these days based on teens' misspellings and so forth. (for example teh instead of the or pwned as in owned.)It's kinda mocking the butchering of the English Dictionary like the word "irregardless".<p>I haveno clue what ass moshing is either but it may be akin to fisting some Hot porn chick to punk music.providing her chooch is wide enough which in many cases, it is.<p>BTW are those Viagra rumors true?Who would need to ingest Blues in order to fuck a attractive woman?Are you happy doing your line of work or does it has it's Ups and Downs? (sorry bro, I couldn't resist.)

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    I know how i feel about porn

    by cpt. tim

    I enjoy it. I also know how i feel about a womans right to choose, how i feel about the disgusting idea that she pay for her own rape kit and the belief that the laws of the country should be changed so that she be forced to carry the baby to term. Even in the case of incest. but um yeah. THIS is the part thats degrading to women... a porno.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    The House Majority Leader?

    by DanyaRomulus

    You mean Rep. Steny Hoyer, D-Md.? I'm guessing you meant Nancy Pelosi, whose title is "Speaker of the House."

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Moriarty, your sporadic

    by comedian_x

    righteous indignation never works for you. This has nothing to do with misogyny; this is about fantasy fulfillment. Sarah Pailin is hot, she's a MILF, everybody pretty much agrees with that. Males (porn's primary demographic) would like to see her naked if given the chance -- Larry Flynt provides that opportunity. <p> Plenty of women think Barack Obama is good looking; if they bought porn in the numbers that men did, well, you would see an Obama porn.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Pawprint...

    by UltimaRex

    No Kyoto + no FEMA = blame.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Porn is Porn

    by alynch3

    Why anyone would ever bother expressing moral outrage at something coming from the porn industry is beyond me.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Flynt blew it

    by Fred

    Palin should be a tranny.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Moriarity, Did Your Wife Force You To Write Your Posts?

    by LaserPants

    Seriously, dude, there is nothing wrong with consensual exploitation. Yes porn is 99% misogyny. Who fucking cares? 99% of the Lifetime channel is misandric -- filled with shows and movies about how evil and hateful every man is and how all women are innocent victims; its also largely consensually exploitative -- emotional porn for women. That doesn't seem to bother you as much for some reason. Whip crack? Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal; slits or dicks, we're all scum of the Earth, born to die, and better off that way.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Haha

    by BackwardGalaxy

    Love that this got a spoiler warning. Otherwise, the only thing shocking about it is that it isn't out already.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    I think the post was funny

    by David Cloverfield

    Of course it's not about a creationist, witch doctor visitor, folksy nominee from my country.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Porn News & Script Girl

    by Kirbymanly

    While I'm no Palin fan, I do think that posting porn news (and citing that scum-filled, puss bucket group TMZ) is a little beneath AICN. As is Script Girl. If it were me (a guy) sitting in front of a camera reading articles from Variety and The Hollywood Reporter and attempting to tell, ultimately, lame jokes it would never become a weekly feature on this site. The only thing that would help my cause would be to have a c-cup and a push-up bra. Given your take on this Palin post, Mori, I'm curious, as I'm sure others are as well, as to what your thoughts are on Script Girl being posted here.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:25 p.m. CST

    I hope they also produce 'Ridin' Biden'

    by Geronimo Jackson

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:25 p.m. CST

    no more porn news...

    by WIBoomer1

    ...or maybe you giys should start a new site...thisdayinporn.com

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Moriarty=Predictable

    by rhcp2sweet

    Every time a story like this comes up, Mori gets on his high horse, acts morally offended and proceeds to speak ill of talkbackers to boost his already large ego. But then when a talkbacker brings up the fact that some of Harry's reviews are extremely crass and how theres a weekly segment on this website where a woman flashes cleavage for five minutes, then Mori doesn't say anything for the rest of the talkback b/c theres nothing he can say. Come off it Mori, the act is getting really repetitive

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    This doesn't belong on AICN

    by Volstaff

    I can't believe you clowns like Moriarty can even get all self-righteous about this. You guys are the ones who put it up on your site. This relates to real movie news in what way again? You do realise that by putting this "story" up your being exploitive as well?Fucktards

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Porn is porn

    by a rolling stone

    I doubt anyone who's on this site is offended at the mention of porn. Besides, this TB contains group-lesbian action, current American politics, and the controversy of sexism as a form of protest. What did Scriptgirl ever offer us that was worth anything?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    I'm not afraid of Larry Flynt...

    by smackfu

    because I'm not a chicken. Do u c wut I did thar?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 1:59 p.m. CST

    I'm a big Palin supporter...

    by Toonol

    I think she is one of the biggest breaths of fresh air to come on the national scene since Reagan.<p> But the porn doesn't surprise me, or even bother me. Palin is an attractive women, and it's entirely natural that something like this would happen. It's not sexist to recognize that men respond to attractive women in a different way than women respond to, say, Obama. I don't think it really hurts her politically.<p> If you take 'sexist' to mean _ANY_ difference in perception based on gender, politics has always been sexist, including Obama's campaign; every Democrat for the last couple of decades would have lost in a landslide if only men voted, and would have won in a landslide if only women voted.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Moriarty...

    by Animus

    This has nothing to do with gender... Flynt wants to make money, so he makes a porn that will strike while the iron is hot. In this case, it's about Palin; not because she's female, not because he supports Obama, but because he wants to make money. And why the hell would he make a porn with a lookalike Obama? You know who watches porn?! MEN. Men are NOT watching porn admiring the male lead, no, they want to see the women. That's why they're making a porn with "Palin", and not "Obama"... this almost has nothing to do with politics, but instead the profit. And why the fuck is this even on AICN?! This isn't cool, nor news.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Moriarty...

    by BiggusDickus

    Good on you, fella!<p>Standing by your love of Speed Racer in the face of withering scorn from proles like me. Time and again we see reviewers 'altering' their opinions of movies between the preview screening and the DVD release once they've had opportunity to gauge everybody else's reaction. <p>'Unto thine own self be true' is the mandate here, and you're a shining example of it. Bless you, sir!<p>BTW, my all time fave film is 'Highlander'. I'm fully aware it's crap, but I love it, so stuff what anyone else thinks!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    *sigh*

    by 5 by 5

    I'm with Mori on this one. Also, I think this was mentioned on this site just to get another dig in on Palin. Tacky.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    BTW: Did anyone here see An American Carol?

    by SkinJob69

    I did- not great, but did have a few good bits- Dennis Hopper and the ACLU zombies, Moore receiving the Leni Reifenstahl award for documentaries, Clooney's award for his movie "That McCarthy Sure Was a Bad Guy, Wasn't He?", airport security complete with rectal exams to name a few.<p> Overall, a few gags on both sides would have been a good idea, and I wish the pace of the gags had been quicker (similar to Airplane, for instance).

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Hey!

    by Toonol

    Speed Racer was awesome.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:26 p.m. CST

    5 by 5

    by Toonol

    I think it was mentioned not to get a dig in at Palin, but because (love her or hate her) mentioning Palin get hits. Did you see the ratings for the VP debate? That wasn't because anybody was interested in Biden.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    I take it...

    by Forsakyn

    There won't be an IMAX version of this fine piece of entertainment?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    McCain picked Palin because he wanted to...

    by Leafar the Lost

    ...screw her. There is no doubt about it. He has cheated before. He admits that he cheated on his first wife with his future second wife. McCain found a beautiful beauty queen who had a super rich daddy. It is the Republican moral value of trading up. Now that his current wife is getting too old for him, he is looking for alternatives. We all know he had an affair with a pretty, blond lobbyist in 2000, and now he looks forward to another affair with Pretty Palin. For a 40ish mom of 5, she is hot. I must admit that a few nights ago Palin entered my dreams in a sexy way, and as a Democrat it really distrubed when I woke up. This video is going to be a huge best seller. I predict that we will see a lot more "Palin Porn".

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST

    BiggusDickus

    by unionJACKass.webs.com

    I loved SPEED RACER, too. But HIGHLANDER you favourite ever film?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Leafar the Lost

    by unionJACKass.webs.com

    I'd rather bang Sarah Palin than The Bride Of Chucky (Cindy McCain), wouldn't you?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST

    unionJACKass...

    by BiggusDickus

    I know, I know...<p>Each to his own, brother. The missus adores 'Grease' and I have a friend whose favourite film ever is 'Rocky III'. There's no accounting for taste...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST

    KurtLockwood

    by unionJACKass.webs.com

    You lucky BASTARD!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    U Think McCain Banged Palin?

    by LaserPants

    Dude, no way that old fart can still get it up. I bet Obama would rock Palin's little white bread wealthy evangelical dipshit world like a Prince song if he were interested in plugging any or all of her holes simultaneous. Totally DPer with Joe. Whilst McSame craps his depends and weeps.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:27 p.m. CST

    and yet, I'm still voting McCain

    by blue1622

    because I like money. <p> For all the shit heaped at them, people like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O' Reilly are far less dick-headed and hateful than Bill Mahr. I tried watching his show this week, and it's telling that Alec Baldwin came off as kind of the voice of reason, between Mahr and his panel...at least he pointed out that there was blame to go around for both parties, in regards to the current economic situation.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Are You An Oil Man, Weapons Contractor, Or TV Minister, blue?

    by LaserPants

    Otherwise, how do you reckon that you'll be making more money with McSame than with Obama? If you make under $250k a year, your taxes won't go up one red cent with Obama. If you vote McSame, then your taxes WILL go up, and a very small pool of ultra wealthy people will pay nothing or next to nothing will be living the high life off of your economic suffering. Is that you want? Why?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:46 p.m. CST

    What? What? In the butt....

    by The Dum Guy

    I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" <br><br> You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, OKAY! <br><br> I feel you watching me, over there Come to me, if you care Don't sit and stare, it's just not fair Make your move, if you dare <br><br> What what <br><br> I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" <br><br> You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, OKAY! <br><br> It's okay, if you have a little fright Don't you worry, I won't bite (not that hard) If you wan't it, I'll give you power Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower <br><br> I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" <br><br> I will give you what you need all I wan't is your big fat seed give it to me if you please give it to me if you please <br><br> I will give you what you need all I wan't is your big fat seed give it to me if you please give it to me if you please <br><br> I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" I said: "What what, in the butt" <br><br> You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, OKAY! <br><br> I said: "What what, in the butt" (I will give you what you need) I said: "What what, in the butt" (all I wan't is your big fat seed) I said: "What what, in the butt" (give it to me if you please) I said: "What what, in the butt" (give it to me if you please) <br><br> You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? (I will give you what you need) You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? (all I wan't is your big fat seed) You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? (give it to me if you please) Let's do it in the butt, (give it to me if you please) OKAY! <br><br> I said: "what what" okay.<br><br><br>I wonder if the real reason alot of people are angry at Palin being picked for VP, is that she is way hotter than Hillary ever was...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Dum Guy

    by caruso_stalker217

    I think most people are angry is because she's a fucking moron who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the White House. <p>But, yeah, she gives Hillary a run for her money.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:04 p.m. CST

    caruso

    by The Dum Guy

    You know, when people start calling her stupid, I think back to Dan Quale (sp?)... things could be a lot more worse than they are.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST

    i dont get the big deal

    by Bouncy X

    porn has always made fun of people in the public eye, movies and tv shows and such, so whats the difference here? there is a sorta irony though, that lesbian threesome will feature women who are waaaaay more attractive then the ones they're parodying even by "porn beauty" standards.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Palin is a perfect example of the American dream...

    by alienindisguise

    Come from a hick town and use your looks to get where you're going and not know what the hell to do when you get there. I'm surprised she's not giving handjobs for votes. If she and Mccain win, we'll beled down a path of doom with her smiling all the way there.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    As an Englishman...

    by BiggusDickus

    ...may I congratulate you, my American brothers and sisters, on still giving a rat's arse about the political future of your country?<p>We've pretty much given up over here, as both the ruling party and the opposition are just as bad as each other, Whoever gets in, the rich will still get richer and the idiot public (that's you and me) will still be paying for 'em to do so.<p>My solution would be to have a 'None Of The Above' box added to the voting slip. That ought to focus their minds somewhat...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Dum Guy

    by caruso_stalker217

    It's "Quayle." I think. Or "Quaiyle." Who the fuck knows. <p>Anyway, "fucking moron" might have been excessive. I'm sure that's how a lot of people think of her, though. Personally, I don't think she's the sharpest tool in the shed. Fucking moron, excessive. Cute as a bug's ear, though. I'll give her that.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Outrage?

    by hatemphd

    Mori is outraged that this is being done. I'm outraged that this info is on this site at all. <p> I've bitched about politics on this site before and this still looks like a way to get more hits. Its a disgrace. <p> BTW Flint has done more for the freedom of speech and press then this site ever will :(

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Also, either I'm getting dumber...

    by caruso_stalker217

    ...or that SNL skit was actually funny.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Kurt...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... you misunderstand. Some of the nicest people I know in LA are pornographers. I don't mind the business. Not a big consumer of it myself these days, but whatever. <P>My point is this: this isn't "just" a porno parody. I know those are a cornerstone of the industry. And thanks for the lesson, SleazyD, but I know exactly what Flynt's political proclivities are, and that's my point. This is part for the course for him. What's NOT is the way the mainstream (and that includes us) are running it with such unbridled glee because of the virulent hatred for Palin that has erupted since her announcement. <P>Sorry if it offends any of you that I think the election of a President and Vice-President are important enough that EITHER SIDE that engages in this kind of slimy nasty character assassination marks themselves as unable to lead. And maybe my mistake above was not putting "liberal media" in quotes. I've heard people protest that there's no liberal media. Not at all. Well, when you see an organization like CNN pick this story up and give it some significant play, that "myth" starts looking true. And my point about the Obama Fried Chicken ad is that the only way that would get reported would be through the clenched teeth of outrage, not with this snickering elbow to the ribs. "GET IT? SHE GETS FUCKED! AHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S HILARIOUS!" <P>No. It's not. <P>If this is the level of discourse you're comfortable with, then 2008's election must seem like heaven to you. Personally, I wish I could just write in David Walker for President and wash my hands of both parties. The system is fucked beyond repair, so maybe this movie's more of an apt metaphor than I gave it credit for.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Or...it's just a porno with a politician look-alike.

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:20 p.m. CST

    RIDIN' JOE BIDEN: NOT IN THAT HOLE, JOE

    by BringingSexyBack

    * With credit to Geronimo Jackson

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:25 p.m. CST

    DOING A PORN SATIRE OF PALIN DOES NOT EVEN COMPARE

    by BringingSexyBack

    to Palin and McCain - personally - smearing Obama as un-American and "not like us". <p> Fuck those two - they make Rove/Bush's "McCain's black baby" smear look tame in comparison.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:29 p.m. CST

    BSB...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... but is that the answer? Yes, the Roeve Machine is vile and despicable, and their tactics are predictably shitty this season, but when everyone starts racing to beat them at that same game, can anyone express any distaste for those tactics anymore? I'm just saying, man... when people start congratulating Larry Flynt on producing opportunistic garbage like this, the bottom has dropped out of the whole thing. Oh, well, at least we really showed Palin! Get fucked, hockey mom!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:31 p.m. CST

    MORI - ORDINARILY I WOULD AGREE WITH YOU

    by BringingSexyBack

    You da man. But McCain's campaign is the slimiest lie and smear machine I've ever witnessed ... and they just kicked it up 10 notches. <p> If McCain and Palin were acting like real statesmen, I'd say they ought to be treated as such. But so far we've seen McCain desperate enough to gamble on this nation's economy by disrupting the bailout negotiations - which resulted in $150 Billion more in added pork - and now Palin taking up the race card gambit. <p> It saddens Americans to see a Presidential race sink so low - but Larry Flynt didn't set the tone. McCain/Palin did.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Personally...

    by caruso_stalker217

    I'd rather see RIDIN' JOE BIDEN.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Kurt, Ya lucky BASTID!

    by Stalkeye

    That's good that you finally left the business whilst turning a profit to atleast live comfortably.It's always good to quit while your'e ahead as I heard it could damage one's psyche after awhile. Unfortunatley Porn will forever be stigmatized/demonized as sleazy business for every contractual agreements between the actresses, there's questionable things which gives the "legitimate" side of Porn a very bad name.<p>Have you ever been desensitized to sex after all the scenes you have done?I know it's almost every guy's fantasy to make it with all kinds of Women,You have lived the life that many could only wet-dream of heh-heh.On the other hand, but have you ever had any regrets being involved in the industry and did it interfere with any serious relationships with Women?I'm sure it's had it's moments IE women,parties & weed.<p> No doubt I'll check out your site/blogs, hopefully you'll have some tales like hanging out with DeeDee Ramones or more of the Punk scene.I'm just curious to know if most of the Gonzo stuff is realI felt most of it was scripted, then again there are quite a bit of "open minded" Women out there..judging from personal experience. XP

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Moriarty

    by ChocolateJesus

    Your reaction to this movie is exactly what makes its existence so much fun (although I'm sure some will have a much more direct reaction to it, and then some cleaning up to do). Its good that it pisses people off, and I would have the same gleeful interest in an Obama fried chicken ad, and the reaction it would generate. May Larry Flynt continue to rape the uptights' brains by way of their clenched assholes. If Sarah Palin was any kind of human being, she would recognize it as the harmless and amusing sniper bullet that it is. I know I would, if I was her. She might not like it, exactly, but it only does as much harm as is desired by the harmed. The fear and offense we have at mere ideas is what keeps our stupid fucking species from gaining any kind of perspective or enlightenment. Oh, and fuck the media from all sides, bias is irrelevant. Step back and enjoy chaos.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    BiggusDickus

    by unionJACKass.webs.com

    Couldn't agree more. We've got either a waffling Gordon Brown or posh fucker Etonian, a la David Cameron. <p> Great.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    funniest WTF moment from PT Anderson's Boogie Nights

    by Stalkeye

    Is when Dirk Diggler is singing "You got the touch, you got the powerrrrrrrr..!"That song is from Transformers The Movie.How did that get it's way in there?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:39 p.m. CST

    MORI - (VERY) IRONICALLY, ROVE IS CRITICIZING THE MCCAIN CAMPAIG

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's hilarious to me man. Rick Davis is outsliming The Brain. McCain is out of his mind. <p> As to your point, though, you have to notice one important thing: Obama and his campaign have showed remarkable restraint. They are fighting, I'm sure, every impulse to get dragged into McCain's gutter politics. So this is not a race where both opponents are smearing each other, and Obama/Biden seem pretty content to watch McCain/Palin hang themselves with their own rope. <p> As for Larry Flynt, I'm sure a lot of Right-wingers will display outrage, but they're the ones who will buy this porn anyway. You won't, I won't. Secretly, they are salivating at this movie.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:40 p.m. CST

    But Clinton is in it, too...

    by ThomasServo

    How can this serve the liberal agenda if a Clinton character is in it, as well? Besides, I don't think anyone is going to watch this thing and think, Oh My! I'm certainly not voting for McCain after seeing what that Palin lookalike stuck in her vag!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:42 p.m. CST

    MORI - ONE MORE THING

    by BringingSexyBack

    I first saw this news on Huffington Post. If it's on CNN, then I'd say that's inappropriate, so I would totally agree with ya there. <p> However, as to whether it's appropriate on AICN, it's neither here nor there. I think anyone in support of, or in opposition to, talking about it here would have an equally valid point. <p> I'm just grateful for the opportunity to throw in a few spam titles. hehe

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Well said BSB The McCain/Palin is very slimy

    by Stalkeye

    After seeing that Bitch make a condescending comment regarding Obama's association with Ayers,in front of a cheering crowd of fuckwits, I had the urge to aim my remote at her face, but that aint gonna happen since i value my 52' Toshiba Regza LCD.Obama was only 8 years old when he knew the guy and McCain was old enough to associate himself with Charles Keating! Shameful desperate tactics. Conrats Johnny, it seems you are worthy of the title:Dirty ol Bastard.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Moriarty...

    by Papa Boule

    Don't do many talkbacks; just had to jump in this one to say I agree with you 100%. Carry on. -- Bunble

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:52 p.m. CST

    WHAT'S EATING BARNEY'S FRANK

    by BringingSexyBack

    hehe

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:54 p.m. CST

    fucking stupid

    by Quin the Eskimo

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 4:55 p.m. CST

    STALKEYE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Palin's shrill attacks will backfire. But one thing it'll accomplish is to get the MSM to start questioning her and Todd's associations with the Alaska Independence Party, whose goal is SECESSION from the United States. <p> Then she'll really regret attacking someone else for being un-American.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST

    I love porn but this is a dumb "story" for AICN

    by Rupee88

    just totally inappropriate...even more than ScriptGirl posts. I'm not offended but just don't like off-topic "news" items.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Have to agree with Mori...

    by dr sauch

    If this picks up steam, it may actually provide a bounce for McCain/Failin,

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:14 p.m. CST

    BSB...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... and in the midst of this, WHAT'S EATING BARNEY'S FRANK made my inner sixth-grader laugh. Touche.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    If the made Bangin' Barrack

    by David Cloverfield

    about an elitist book-smart politician discovering the pleasures of the flesh, the media would be all over it too.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Rupee88

    by unionJACKass.webs.com

    I really don't mind this story. Yes, it's dumb. And no, it shouldn't be under the top stories section. But I'd rather have these kind of stories (now and again) than shit like ScriptGirl every weekend. But you don't HAVE TO watch the videos do you? I know I don't. I don't even bother with the talkback anymore. It was quite funny for the first month or so, but now it's a bit repetitive.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:28 p.m. CST

    THANKS MUCHO MORI

    by BringingSexyBack

    Always glad to pleasure you! <p> Although I've got a massive case of writer's block for a title on Nancy Pfotenhauer ...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Ayers connection to Obama perfectly legitimate

    by GreatOne3

    Although it should have been done a month ago prior to the conventions, when most people were starting to pay attention. We'll see if it does anything now. Perfect example of liberal bias in the press - it's okay to be a domestic terrorist as long as your a left-wing nutjob. If a Republican had ties, say, to Tim McVeigh, he'd have been drum out of serious political consideration. Not if you're part of Daley's political machine, I guess.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Here's all you need to know about Ayers

    by GreatOne3

    From National Review's Andrew McCarthy, former Asst. U.S. Attorney who prosecuted the blind shiek behind the first bombing of the WTC(http://tinyurl.com/6bo6p6)<p> In that Fox interview that Rich linked to, Ayers preposterously claimed that he and his fellow Weather Underground terrorists did not really intend to harm any people — the fact that no one was killed in their 20 or so bombings was, he said, "by design"; they only wanted to cause property damage: <p> Between October 1969 and September 1973, the Weather Underground claimed credit for some twenty bombings across the country, in which no one was harmed — save the three cell members who perished in a Greenwich Village townhouse in March 1970, when one of their creations detonated prematurely. Ayers claimed the fact that no other individuals were killed as a result of the Weathermen’s actions was “by design.” <p> In his autobiography, Fugitive Days: A Memoir, Ayers recalled, he posed the question: “How far are you willing to take that step into what I consider the abyss of violence? And we really never did, except for that moment in the townhouse.… I actually think destroying property in the face of that kind of catastrophe is so — restrained. And I don’t see it as a big deal. <p> Right. <p> First of all, "that moment in the townhouse" he's talking about happened in 1970. Three of his confederates, including his then girlfriend Diana Oughton, were accidentally killed when the explosive they were building to Ayers specifications (Ayers was a bomb designer) went off during construction. As noted in Ayers' Discover the Networks profile, the explosive had been a nail bomb. Back when Ayers was being more honest about his intentions, he admitted that the purpose of that bomb had been to murder United States soldiers: <p> That bomb had been intended for detonation at a dance that was to be attended by army soldiers at Fort Dix, New Jersey. Hundreds of lives could have been lost had the plan been successfully executed. Ayers attested that the bomb would have done serious damage, "tearing through windows and walls and, yes, people too." <p> In fact, Ayers was a founder of the Weatherman terror group and he defined its purpose as carrying out murder. Again, from Discover the Networks: <p> Characterizing Weatherman as "an American Red Army," Ayers summed up the organization's ideology as follows: "Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, Kill your parents." <p> Now he wants you to think they just wanted to break a few dishes. But in his book Fugitive Days, in which he boasts that he "participated in the bombings of New York City Police Headquarters in 1970, of the Capitol building in 1971, and the Pentagon in 1972," he says of the day that he bombed the Pentagon: "Everything was absolutely ideal. ... The sky was blue. The birds were singing. And the bastards were finally going to get what was coming to them." <p> And he wasn't singular. As I noted back in April in this article about Obama's motley collection of radical friends, at the Weatherman “War Council” meeting in 1969, Ayers' fellow terrorist and now-wife, Bernadine Dohrn, famously gushed over the barbaric Manson Family murders of the pregnant actress Sharon Tate, coffee heiress Abigail Folger, and three others: “Dig it! First they killed those pigs, then they ate dinner in the same room with them. They even shoved a fork into the victim’s stomach! Wild!” And as Jonah recalled yesterday, "In appreciation, her Weather Underground cell made a threefingered 'fork' gesture its official salute." They weren't talking about scratching up the wall-paper. <p> A Weatherman affiliate group which called itself "the Family" colluded with the Black Liberation Army in the 1981 Brinks robbery in which two police officers and an armed guard were murdered. (Obama would like people to believe all this terrorist activity ended in 1969 when he was eight years old. In fact, it continued well into the eighties.) Afterwards, like Ayers and Dohrn, their friend and fellow terrorist Susan Rosenberg became a fugitive. <p> On November 29, 1984, Rosenberg and a co-conspirator, Timothy Blunk, were finally apprehended in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. At the time, they were actively planning an unspeakable bombing campaign that would have put at risk the lives of countless innocent people. They also possessed twelve assorted guns (including an Uzi 9 mm. semi-automatic rifle and an Ithaca twelve-gauge shotgun with its barrel sawed off), nearly 200 sticks of dynamite, more than 100 sticks of DuPont Trovex (a high explosive), a wide array of blasting agents and caps, batteries, and switches for explosive devices. Arrayed in disguises and offering multiple false identities to arresting officers, the pair also maintained hundreds of false identification documents, including FBI and DEA badges. <p> When she was sentenced to 58 years' imprisonment in 1985, the only remorse Rosenberg expressed was over the fact that she and Blunk had allowed themselves to be captured rather than fighting it out with the police. Bernadine Dohrn was jailed for contempt when she refused to testify against Rosenberg. Not to worry, though. On his last day in office, the last Democrat president, Bill Clinton, pardoned Rosenberg — commuting her 58-year sentence to time-served. <p> These savages wanted to kill massively. That they killed only a few people owes to our luck and their incompetence, not design. They and the Democrat politicians who now befriend and serve them can rationalize that all they want. But those are the facts.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Palin is a joke

    by Cedar_Room

    utterly out of her depth, parotting whatever guff she's been told to say - reporting that a porno has been made featuring a woman who looks slightly like her is all she deserves. Ridicule the fuck out of this imbecile. I may be wrong but I don't think there has been any porn made starring Condi Rice or Margaret Thatcher-a-likes (good God what an awful mental image) and thats because despite whether you agree or not with their politics, you could not deny that they were still women of substance who formed their own opinions. Palin reads from cue cards and if the questions go off topic she simply doesn't answer them. Its like learning Shakespeare - its all very well learning the lines, but you have to know what they mean. Palin doesn't have a fucking clue. She's empty behind those eyes, so she might as well be persuaded to take it up the wrong 'un. She probably thinks the marmite motorway is another pork barrel she has pretend she always opposed.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:53 p.m. CST

    If McCain wants to be bring Ayers into play

    by DougMcKenzie

    He better be wary of his ties to Charlews Keating. They are deeper and much more substantiated than Obama's to Ayers. Plus they tie into bank regulation and that is probably a subject McCain wants to ignore right now.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 5:56 p.m. CST

    and for Palin.

    by DougMcKenzie

    Guilt by association is not good for a woman married to a card-carrying secessionist. Actually it's quite stupid.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:04 p.m. CST

    People need to relax...

    by Frank Black

    This site is the same site it has always been and yes, it is still cool... The "right" side of Hollywood has An American Carol out and they attack the "liberal media" and the left all of the time. Adult films are still movies (I saw the premiere of Digital Playground's Pirates 2 in Hollywood last week and it was better than most of the mainstream movies I saw this year.) Am I alone in wishing the people who claimed to hate this site would stop coming to it, and stop posting? If you hate it, why does it seem like it is your hobby to come around and sling sh*t? What makes this site cool is that they cover whatever they want, and not what you want them too! Larry Flynt is a hick who got rich through exploitation but he is also someone who took a bullet (literally) for us all so we can have the freedom to express ourselves. (You can say he didn't but every individual who puts up a fight to open minds and bring common sense to our judicial levels of government is a true freedom fighter. This porn spoof is lame, but it is also what they do in adult films and will do. They spoof stuff. Palin is about the most spoof-worthy idiot ever introduced to the American people and she is fair game (just as any one is.) If women were wired the way men are they might make an Obama porn spoofing him. Who knows? Who cares? I love America because we can do stupid stuff like this. I'm not buying it or watching it because I am tired of Sarah Palin's robotic answers and dim bulb intellect. There is nothing hot about her. I strongly disagree with Moriarity much of the time, but I still love reading his stuff and he is one of the reasons I still read this site EVERY DAY! Herc is awesome too and he picks weird stuff that I enjoy learning about. Please, if you truly hate the site, make your own or quit complaining.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Sarah Palin in Video Games...

    by Frank Black

    If you are going to get outraged, I found an article on Sarah Palin in video games at kotaku.com for you to froth at the mouth over... http://tinyurl.com/52hdkx

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:07 p.m. CST

    The more Moriarity whines about Nailin' Paylin™

    by El Post-Modern Anchor-Baby

    The more i wanna see it...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Succession=Separtist

    by Stalkeye

    You have a point there BSB, the concept of an Alaskin Independence Party sounds like a front for an underground Militia.But that's me and my conspiracy theories talking however Palin has too many faults going against her to attack Obama.<p>Let's see: her adulterous liasons,a teenage daughter knocked up by some ogie from the skogy,her shamelessly parading her downs syndrome baby in hopes of gaining sympathy votes and not to mention how much of an moron she is.it's only a moment of time when the REAL nailin Palin video debuts ala her former lover secretly recording their.."indescretions".(Now I'll buy that for a dollar!!)<p>Oh i menat to refer to McLame as "Ol Dirty Bastard" so much for my Wutang-ology.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:38 p.m. CST

    No One Pays Attention To Larry Fuckin' Flynt...

    by ericinwisconsin

    ...except AICN. Flynt took a bullet for Free Speech... And also took it for "Chester the Molester". Free Speech is for everyone, I suppose, but while he has the right to say whatever he chooses, I have the right to ignore it.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Not to be too graphic

    by Crow3711

    But really, this is going to be one hilarious porno if they do it right. "Gee Whiz, you sure fuck me good." "Oh ya, bang that pussy, don't ya know!!!" hahaha, I'll definitely laugh. Even if it is incredibly inappropriate and despicable.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7 p.m. CST

    ISRAEL

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:01 p.m. CST

    ISRAEL'S STRONGEST ENDORSEMENT OF OBAMA I'VE SEEN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Very touching, emotional and powerful message from the people of Israel, for Obama ... <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2VFRt5W4FM

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Republicans will be the first in line to purchase...

    by BurnHollywood

    It's more subtle than buying a Palin wig for the missus.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:27 p.m. CST

    blue1622...

    by UltimaRex

    Good luck getting money in a depression.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Anyone else think gangbangs and dp's are....

    by Han Cholo

    Ambiguously gay? Sorry but I don't want or need to see another or multiple guys' asses banging one girl.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Shit, Larry Flynt is a true American hero

    by Han Cholo

    Yes he might be opportunistic but the man believes in true freedom of expression and true freedom overall and Hustler magazine is an example of this. Most people don't understand that and all they see is a scummy porn king. If anything, Flynt exposes the fucking idiots that would turn the United States into another Nazi regime. My hat's off to the man.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:33 p.m. CST

    I think we're all ignoring the fact.....

    by Herewereyouwish

    that this story is tagged with a spoiler alert, and how fucking hilarious that is in itself.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 7:39 p.m. CST

    ISRAEL....

    by ericinwisconsin

    ...will be shocked and surprised if Obama becomes CIC. He will sell them down the river. Some (not all, but some) Dems have been waiting to do that for years now... The Times, They Are A-Changin' indeed...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Larry Flint a Hero?

    by WerePlatypus

    That's bullshit. He's no hero, he's a business man and free speech keeps his business legal. While I would never suggest there should be any suppresion of free speech rights, I would never be naive enough to believe that Flint has any noble ideas about freedom and the American way. . . if porn didn't make him money, what makes you beleive he'd give a shit? When I see him dealing with free speech issues OUTSIDE of porn regulation, or running for office for a reason beyond aggrandizing his own personality status, maybe I'll reconsider my judgement.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Frank Black...

    by Goonie

    Well said! I am growing tired of people coming to this site and dragging it down with their constant negativity. AICN is still the coolest movie site around, and if you hate the way the site is run, please go explore other options. That's all.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:21 p.m. CST

    W....T.....F

    by TheWaqman

    holy shit. First off why is this site even posting this news? And secondly how fucking retarded can the porno industry get? I thought their blockbuster porno Pirates was bad enough (being touted as a mega budget flick with insane production values....wasn't it just the usual dicks in vag?) now they're reverting to politics. I'm embarrassed that I didn't see this coming to be honest. It was bound to happen.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:46 p.m. CST

    I am shocked. SHOCKED! That Flynt would stoop so low!

    by m00kiedood

    It's just so out of character for Hustler to do this kind of thing!<P> And for the Mainstream Media to stoop to cover such a thing is not only COMPLETELY out of character, it really makes me question whether they exist to educate the populace or just sell advertising! But I am appalled. APPALLED!! That AICN would stoop so low as to run a story on this and treat it so lightly. <P> Instead of running quality articles like that review Moriarty did a while back of Alan Moore's Wendy / Alice / Dorothy kiddie porn comic and his serious, literary examination of it and the scenes where Wendy's little brothers suck each other off.<P> I mean, where is the old, morally responsible website I remember , AICN and your sense of shame?!?!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:49 p.m. CST

    sarcasm off: you'd never believe it, but I'm actually a Mori fa

    by m00kiedood

    I just get a kick out of him when his panties get all bunched.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 8:51 p.m. CST

    "that's Mori fan"

    by m00kiedood

    I have no idea what a "Mori fa" is, but I thought it best to clarify and not leave that last consonant up to interpretation, if you know what I'm saying.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:01 p.m. CST

    SPEED RACER 20 minutes too long?!!

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    Fuck that. It was an hour too short. I fucking loved that thing...

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Porn is not free speech

    by GreatOne3

    Another fine example of liberalism - moral degenerates who don't want to feel bad about their perverted behavior, so they find fellow moral degenerates to call it "free speech" or "free expression" and legitimize the behavior.<p>The free speech provisions of the 1st Amendment was designed solely to protect political speech, so as to allow us to criticize our elected officials. But thanks to the left-wingers on the Supreme Court, we now see political speech restricted (campaign finance laws, McCain-Feingold), but anything short of child porn is allowable. Great. Makes me proud to be an American.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:13 p.m. CST

    GreatOne3e...when did you become a constitutional lawyer

    by bacci40

    and who is to say that watching a palin clone get it up the ass is not political speech...the supreme court has ruled time and time again that freedome of speech includes many forms, not just political...and wingnuts are the only people in the world that include dollars as free speech...again, the supreme court ruled on that too...so if you have an argument, take it up with them...and if you are so moral...why the fuck are you on an entertainment site and commenting on the thread about a porn film? fucking hypocrites....every fucking one of you....BIG NEWS...AMERICAN CAROL BOMBED AT THE BOX OFFICE...NO ONE IS BUYING YOUR SHIT ANYMORE...NAYLIN PAYLIN WILL OUTGROSS THAT POS

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:25 p.m. CST

    bacci40 - perhaps it was when I got my law degree

    by GreatOne3

    But hey, when I read the scholarly dissertation you just gave, I get the feeling that I wasted my time and money getting my degree. And I also see that critical reading is one of your strong points, as I clearly indicated that it was left-wingers on the Supreme Court bastardizing the intent of the 1st Amendment in order to allow people like you to not feel so bad after you getting done spending some quality time with yourself and the latest magazine/video. As we’ve seen over the past 40 years, just because the Supreme Court says something doesn’t end the debate, as it used to. Just look at Bowers v. Hardwick and Lawrence v. Texas; don't like the Court's opinion, just wait a few more years and a few more new justices.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Star Face

    by GreatOne3

    Possibly. If McCain blows this (and I say that because he's had ample opportunity to overtake Obama), it'll be at least 15 years before we have the same opportunity to restore sanity to the Supreme Court.<p>And so we're clear, I'm not looking for a Supreme Court that bans abortion, bans marriage between those engaging in homosexual conduct, bans drugs, etc. That would be just as bad. Send all of these social issues back to the states for local state legislatures to decide. That's they way it was intended to be, and that's the way it was for the first 175 years of this nation.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Hey Moriarty...

    by Skywise

    Thanks.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Speed Racer Was A Horrible Movie!!!

    by Media Messiah

    They should have had the guy who directed Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift do the film, but how could anyone have guessed that the guys who would seem the best choice for the project, The Wachowski Brothers, would be so very incompetent at making Speed Racer, or a good film at all, in respect to Speed??? The film is simply unwatchable!!!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 9:58 p.m. CST

    "by January 2009 the American public will be too bullshitted and

    by Its a LION

    the liberal Democrats to ever believe in Christian conservatism and fundamentalism again." Thank God!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:05 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl vs. Scummy Porn

    by Lost_Horizon

    ScriptGirl is fun (not always funny, per se, but fun), reports legitimate (although not always interesting) industry news, and exploits only herself. Chicken-fucking losers like Larry Flynt, however, do not deserve to have their slimy products endorsed by the mainstream, non-degenerate media. And, yes, that includes AICN. Well, ideally, anyway. Palin scares me, too, but has it occurred to any of you who are constantly bitching in these talkbacks for more qualified, higher quality political candidates that the reason you don't have better choices is because smarter people don't want to be subjected to shit like this? You get the candidates and the government you deserve. Shame on Herc, and thanks, Mori.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:25 p.m. CST

    Porn gets more Talkback than superhero casting!

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    Damn, with all the early complaints about how low this site has sunk, I didn't quite imagine that that there would be more conversation about a porn flick than when Nicholas Cage almost became Superman. What kind of geeks are you guys anyway? Sex sells, I guess.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Lost_Horizon -- yes, there's a fine line between raunch & porn

    by m00kiedood

    But apparently unless you are Moriarty, you need a microscope to discern it.<P> Exhibit A: Harry's cunnilingual review of Blade II <P>, etc. Exhibit B: Mori's straight faced review of Moore's kiddie porn comic Lost Girls <P> For the love of Chocolate covered pussy juice, stop pointing fingers at Herc for his funny post, and hop down off of that freaking high horse that you're trotting around on. <P> Sane, mature, political discourse? We absolutely deserve it and must insist on it. <P> But last time I checked, no one (except Moriarty) was holding AICN up as the benchmark of progressive American debate.<P> AICN Christmas parties must be a blast. If I was there, I think I'd be hanging back with Herc, spiking the punch and sending anonymous text messages to Mori insulting him on his suit just to watch him get all riled up, with Harry giving us high fives on the sly.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Gotta love the spoiler warning on the headline!!

    by ebolamonkey

    I hate accidentally reading important plot points to movies I'm planning on seeing.

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Satire? WTF?

    by Bronx Cheer

    I'm tempted to write that this site should be ashamed of putting up this story, but what the hell am I thinking? But honestly, if anyone thinks this project is satire...sorry, you're a fucking idiot. Don't dare try to class it up by calling it "satire."

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:53 p.m. CST

    A porn movie is still a MOVIE

    by The Crystal Skull

    And let's face it - if you're going to classify this as another form of political attack against the would-be candidates, then at least this one is going to be the Titanic of political attacks this time around. I mean, if you had to watch 90 minutes of "I approve this message" campaign commercials or this timely porn movie, wouldn't you choose the movie?

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Guest appearance by Bill Clinton...as himself.

    by KongMonkey

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:22 p.m. CST

    UNIONJACKASS.WEBS.COM

    by J-Dizzle

    Everyone knows that Highlander won the oscar for best movie ever made!

  • Oct. 5, 2008, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Will Lexington Steele be playing Obama?

    by Slippy

    and Peter North as Joe Biden.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:27 a.m. CST

    Thanx Mori!

    by killianx

    for having a some damn Integrity we probably differ politically but i was ready to swear off this site after seeing this posted on here so prominantly but knowing that there is someone here who can actually think for themselves rather than just hating on someone because they are told too by the media and the celebs they admire will keep me coming back! Mori you are a class act!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:28 a.m. CST

    hanks Mori

    by Elohim

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Thanks Mori

    by Elohim

    When I saw this article I clicked on the talkback much like I would crane my neck at a car accident, expecting the worst yet unable to look away. Imagine my surprise to find someone on AICN willing to call this misogynist bullshit (which it us). Imagine my further surprise that this opinion is shared by the majority of the talkbackers. My faith in the fanboys has been (at least partially) restored.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:39 a.m. CST

    I know we should be discussing porn,

    by comedian_x

    but you're all wrong about Speed Racer. It is a visually impressive film and it will be a cult classic that will be rediscovered in the future. The opening is a little weak, but everything after that is great.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:51 a.m. CST

    I Wouldn't Fuck Palin With Bea Arthur's Dick...

    by Read and Shut Up

    ...fact.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 1:16 a.m. CST

    Sayrah Paylin said the opposed the Hershey Highway

    by Napoleon Park

    Sayrah Paylin said the opposed the Hershey Highway but the record shows that originally she supported it.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Ha-ha Crow3711

    by caruso_stalker217

    "Oh ya, bang that pussy, don't ya know!!!" <p>Gold, sir. GOL-DUH.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 2:16 a.m. CST

    oh just STFU

    by punto

    there's only one reason why they pick on all the female politicians, and it's not because "the liberal media" and "the mysogynistic" and all that bullshit. The reason is simple: nobody likes to see cock on their porn (straight males being the target audience, of course). They just reached a point were they have enough players to stage an interracial lesbian orgy, so they went for it. Simple as that.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 2:39 a.m. CST

    I mean shit

    by punto

    last time they came even close to this, it would have been Monica Lewinsky + Madelaine Albraight. who wants to see that?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 2:50 a.m. CST

    Shocker

    by kataklysmic

    Shocker #1) A bunch of dumbfucks based in Austin can't stand Sarah Palin (since it takes so much courage to be a liberal in Travis County--what free thinkers!...) Shocker #2) Normally staunch conservative AICN talkbalkers hate Palin. Someon warm up the defibbulator for me.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:35 a.m. CST

    Palin = wizard's sleeve.

    by Dingbatty

    After pumping out all those kids. It's not a clown car, lady!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:18 a.m. CST

    So who will be cast as Palin's Witch Doctor?

    by Stalkeye

    WOOGIE-BOOGIE!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 5:33 a.m. CST

    hustler is and has always been very political

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    the use of low brow humor and crassness is part of the point.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:06 a.m. CST

    Hey Mori...

    by ScarecrowF

    Is it the fact that Flynt is trying to make a buck out of the thing that gets your goat, or is it the fact that he's going after a woman? Or is it both? Or is it the lowbrow nature of the whole thing? Flynt is a pornographer. Bono is a musician. Flynt makes his living as well as political statements with porn. Bono makes his living as well as political statements with music. Should I criticize U2 for making money off of Sunday Bloody Sunday? Never mind if I agree with the message... Is it tasteless? Probably. Is it sexist? Perhaps, but no more so than porn in general. Is it free speech gone wrong? Nope.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:09 a.m. CST

    Oh, by the way...

    by ScarecrowF

    I haven't figured out (or really bothered to try) how to do line breaks or new paragraphs... After the Sunday Bloody Sunday remark should be a new paragraph...

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:14 a.m. CST

    THE BOSS STUMPS FOR THE MESSIAH

    by BringingSexyBack

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxBRiTWjSw

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:30 a.m. CST

    I wonder if she'll wink at the end

    by Magic Rat

    it'll probably be because somethin got in her eye.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Confused

    by kesoze4

    Yeah, sorry, Herc... big supporter, but why is this story here?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    DP for the VP

    by gg

    I´m pretty sure that if this porno would have content even remotedly resembling what these republifucks get up in their bedrooms, it would be outlawed in must american states. And probably Germany too.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Nina Hartley as Hillary

    by JeffManSixtyFo

    woo hoo

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    "we adult film actors get no residuals and no health care. It's

    by DoctorWho?

    "we adult film actors get no residuals and no health care. It's not fair." <p> Grow the fuck up you colossal tool.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:19 a.m. CST

    GreatOne3

    by DoctorWho?

    Good Stuuf.<p> Probably the first time most people on this site have even heard of this stuff because NSNL, NY Times or Rolling Stone is where they tune in for news/info.<p> But somehow Palin sharing a stage with a kook witch doctor for 7 mimutes if the end of the fucking universe.<p>

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST

    It's too early to type

    by DoctorWho?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Hercules is a dumbass

    by ArcadianDS

    an update about a porno - with a spoiler tag. Fantastic.<p> Remember this day folks. When the industry finally writes its obit on this failure of a website, this update will certainly be one that gets mentioned. For those keeping track:<p> 1. scandal involving illegal screening DVDs sold on the black market<p> 2. scandal involving the 'review' of 'an unknown screenwriter' who turns out to be a site employee<p> 3. preview articles about upcoming porn movies<p> its just head waggingly bad, guys. This is 'livejournal' quality journalism you're pulling right here.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    I SAW SPEED RACER 1ST TIME LAST NIGHT

    by ArcadianDS

    I enjoyed the film. I enjoyed the 'tweaks' to the traditional story-line. I enjoyed that they strove to incorporate nearly EVERY Speed Racer plot device into one single storyline. What I did not like was:<p> 1. every scene with Spridle and Chim-Chim. They weren't even there as comic relief. They were there because 'we cant make a movie without them.' Sorry, but 9/10ths of what was wrong with this movie was how they used these characters. For christ's sake they 'screech record sound' stopped the big 'heroes kiss' moment with a pop-up Spridle basically saying, "theyre gonna kiss. eeeew gross!" This movie would be perfect if they cut out every single scene with the fat kid and the monkey. There isn't a single moment in the movie where they factor in somehow. They do nothing but interrupt things. Some very meaty dramatic scenes are inexplicably chopped apart sushi-style with Mission Impossible type parodies involving a fat kid, a chimp, and a jet airplane full of candy. what the hell....<p> 2. style over story - never before has a movie been so clearly and obviously designed to sell video games. At first, I really dug the whole 'bending of the world' as a scene shift technique like when boy Speed in school fantasizes about racing - his whole reality stretches and blurs into a very nice cgi representation of racing - a representation that was practically carbon paper lifted from the original cartoon. good stuff. I even thought the 'slowly panning heads' moments (aka news reporters, etc) was a clever device. And lastly, I really dug the way that all the drivers in conversation never sat still - the camera ALWAYS slowly rotated and panned. Very cool stuff. But what failed was again the Spridle ninja moments. That was really bad. And the worst moment? When we're supposed to get that iconic 'Speed Racer leaping from his car with arms aflail' moment - and we get a 'canonball dive' squat thrusting knee clutching cut-and-paste moment that a high school media student with a java editor and a youtube account could have pulled off. It was just bad. In a movie that is built from the ground up around the idea that CGI-as-reality can be awesome, these scenes just fail - hard and heavy.<p> 3. Architect Syndrome: Remember how riveting and revealing the Architect scenes were in the Matrix Trilogy? How they so clearly and plainly explained everything so that the past now made sense and the future was so clear? Yeah - me neither. These scenes were one of the biggest 'what the hell did he just say?' moments in movie history. The scene where Big Bad Rich Guy explains all the corruption and fakery behind the 'pure sport' of auto racing comes in as a close second. Its a scene where no less than 5 people are menitioned by name that we (a) have never heard of and (b) will never hear of again. This guy colluded with that guy so the other guy could buy this fourth guy's company at a reduced rate and then the 4th guy paid off the 2nd guy so the 1st guy could then double his stock options and sell when they split and --- OMG JUST RACE CARS PLEASE!! Oh and yeah - that scene I just described? Its so badly written that they had to splice it apart in 13 second intervals with the aforementioned 'Spridle steals candy' scene that turns out to be oh so very NOT important to this movie at all - just to keep everyone from falling asleep.<p> 4. What just happened? There are stunts and car-jitsu moments that are very VERY cool and very well done. But they are very few. For the most part, every single car-jitsu moment is so fast, so blurry, so over effected, that your eyes and brain cannot even process what is going on. Speed comes up on a pair of cars and they're racing for the big finish, and then its all blasting spark contrails and cars blurred and spinning and flipping and then as you struggle, eyes dialated, to figure out what the hell is actually going on, KABOOM cars blow up and Speed wins. Yeah - most of the movie is like that. The race effects could have been just a little bit slower in pace, and they'd be perfect.<p> all in all - I liked the movie but then I also hated the movie. If Indy IV had never happened, instead of talking about movies that 'nuked the fridge' we'd be talking about movies that 'stole the jet candy' - I paid ONE WHOLE DOLLAR to rent this DVD, and I think it was a fair price. Any more than that, and I'd want a refund.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    This is the last time this site covers porn because...

    by Blue_Demon

    after November 4th, Governor Palin will be out of the game (it looks that way, anyway) and this liberal site will tone it down. The only reason this porn film is reviewed is because it attacks Palin.<p>Harry, you are one disgusting human being.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Not getting involved except to say ... BSB ...

    by chrth

    'What's Eating Barney's Frank?' was a phenomenal contribution.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Speed Racer stunk.

    by HoboCode

    Really bad.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Wow, GreatOne is a Sh*thead

    by bushsux

    The 1st Amendment only protects political speech? I can tell you never took a constitutional law class in college or law school. Thank God idiots like you aren't running this country into the ground, oh wait, they are.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Degrading Palin?

    by Savage Lucy

    Doesn't she do a good enough job of degrading herself? If she were inept, it would be a step up.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Re: Degrading Palin?

    by bushsux

    Palin did a lot more damage to her image and credibility after that debate last week then any porno movie ever will. She is an absolute joke who was put on the ticket merely to try to steal votes away from women who are still angry that Hillary isn't the dem candidate and now that people know about her record and the fact that she knows nothing she's become one of McCain's biggest liabilities. Bravo to McCain for surrounding himself with people as inept as Sarah Palin and Phil "The Economy-Killer" Gramm.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Moriarty

    by hst666

    Don't you think you're overreacting. If you generally don't like porn because you believe it's degrading to women, that's fine. But this is far from the first porn movie based upon versions of real life people. Nor even the first based upon a president - cf, Scenes from the Oral Office.<p><p> As far as the press coverage, the MSM suck as they always have. And there is no liberal bias, just a corporate "how many papers can we sell/viewers we can draw/hits we can get" sensationalism. Flynt's motive may be to undermine Palin, but this would have been done eventually in the porn world, regardless.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Christ, people are talking about the fucking weathermen?

    by hst666

    Leave those American heroes alone you bastards.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Seriously People

    by DaBUU

    I cannot, I repeat, cannot wait to toss a few off to this video!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    I can haz Palin pr0n?

    by F-18

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    THANKS CHRTH

    by BringingSexyBack

    Can't wait to see that one myself ...

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    How exactly is she "degrading" herself?

    by DoctorWho?

    Oh yes. By not agreeing with you.<p> Brilliant analysis

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    WTF

    by frozen01

    Since when is TMZ a new site? Also find it a little hypocritical that the porn is supposedly injecting a political message about Palin, when Hillary Clinton is portrayed, too. <br>It sounds like they just grabbed every female politician they could think of and put them in a porn. What's partisan about that?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Napoleon Park

    by frozen01

    "Veep Throat"... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You're right, that's a much better title!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Kurt...

    by drew mcweeny

    ... what are you talking about? There's a talkbacker named SleazyD, so whatever reference I made to that name was to HIM. I didn't call you that. As I said above, my problem isn't with pornography in general, so you can't still be pissy about the porn thing, either. Whatever else you're angry about in talkback after talkback, I guess there's no fixing. But no one called you names, dude. Calm down.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:23 p.m. CST

    In defense of McCain...

    by DoctorWho?

    At least he sees that Keating 5 mess as one of the BIGGEST mistakes he ever made. He's come out over the years and said how much regret he had. Even threw Keating out of his office once he realised this guy went too far. Sure, too little too late I suppose.<p> I would like to know Obama had done the same to a bad guy like Ayers. Wright and and Ayers were his mentors for years. They shaped his world view. <p> I don't think people care though. La la la la la la...don't want to hear a thing. It's easier to make fun of Palin

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Then they should be talking about U.S. Council for World Freedom

    by toadkillerdog

    An ultra-right wing racist group. McCain sat on it's board. <p> Paul Begala quote on Meet the Press - " And I think Governor Palin here is making a strategic mistake. This guilt by association path is going to be trouble ultimately for the McCain campaign. You know, you can go back, I have written a book about McCain, I had a dozen researchers go through him, I didn't even put this in the book. But John McCain sat on the board of a very right-wing organization, it was the U.S. Council for World Freedom, it was chaired by a guy named John Singlaub, who wound up involved in the Iran contra scandal. It was an ultra conservative, right-wing group. The Anti-Defamation League, in 1981 when McCain was on the board, said this about this organization. It was affiliated with the World Anti-Communist League - the parent organization - which ADL said "has increasingly become a gathering place, a forum, a point of contact for extremists, racists and anti-Semites." <p> Guilt by association - anchorite. You and others want to bring up ridiculous charges against Obama, well try this charge against McCain. <p> Yeah, look this up here. <p> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27034205/page/2/ <p> and here <p>http://tinyurl.com/4wfy32

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST

    McCain and U.S. Council for World Freedom - racist org

    by toadkillerdog

    http://tinyurl.com/4wfy32

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:38 p.m. CST

    McCain and aides want to shift focus from Economy

    by toadkillerdog

    And gullible jackasses like anchorite and DoctorWho? are all too happy to oblige - even when the McCain campaign ITSELF says that is what they are doing. They have no strategy to dela with the crisis. No plans - so they attack Obama - in hopes that the MSM and lackeys pick up on it, so that the focus shifts away from economy. <p> Suprises not at all. Anyone who can possilbly think that Palin - who was deemed credible simply because she could read talking points from her note cards on podium - even while never answering a question directly - is qualified to be V.P., will believe anything

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Great McCain video here!! Spread the word!!

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    http://tinyurl.com/56pn7s <p> http://tinyurl.com/3tpbwl <p> http://tinyurl.com/5wcyjf <p> http://tinyurl.com/4uotmc

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Never heard of it

    by DoctorWho?

    But I'll be sure to check it out.<p> But don't act like this Ayers shit is made up. It's all out in the open. If association and and common views with someone like Ayers doesn't bother you, fine. Just say so.<p> Funny thing is, Obama wouldn't even be able to get a job with the FBI if he wanted. As soon as they would background his connection with Ayers: application would be denied.<p> Oh the irony.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Mcain is in final throes of desperation....

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    They have begun questioning Obama's patriotism by bringing up his connection with William Ayers. Both Grampy McSame and Caribou Barbie made identical comments on the campaign today.....coincidence?!! Nawwww.....its Phase 2!!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Question for anyone:

    by DoctorWho?

    Would it bother you if Obama believed what Ayers believes? Or Rev Wright for that matter?<p>

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Rev Wright?

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    You mean the part about fucking around with other nation's politics and it eventually coming back and biting us in the ass? Oh no.....I don't believe any of that crazy talk. Thats not patriotic. And if its not patriotic than its not something The Maverick would support!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehah!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 3:58 p.m. CST

    My God! He was 8 years old when Ayers bombed

    by toadkillerdog

    He did not 'pal' around. They were neighbors. They sat on the same education board. He did not know who Ayers was. Had you ever heard of Ayers before this was brought up? I am 42 and never heard of him before election. These are the only straws they can grasp at - it is simply pathetic.<p> It is a coordinated and desperate attempt to shift the focus from the Economy - from real politics. McCains own campaign ANNOUNCED that this was their strategy. They are that desparate to be heard. <p> If nothing else, ask yourself this: When a candidate (McCain) has no plans or strategies for dealing with a crisis other than bringing up an association his opponent has to crime that was committed when the opponent was 8 years old - when that is all that a candidate has to offer, do you really trust him with solving the crisis?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:01 p.m. CST

    question for DoctorWho?.....

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    Would you like Ayers more if he were hunting witches in Africa? Seriously.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Doctorwho? He has repudiated both

    by toadkillerdog

    But to answer your question. I saw one youtube clip of Rev. Wright. I was not outraged as some were - I saw it for what it was - a preacher using inflammatory language and rhetoric for effect. It certainly is different from my Catholic upbringing, but in itself I was not offended. I read more about Wright and his church, some of the things they did were very good, some of the things he said were despicable. All in all, if Obama believed what Wright was spewing towards the end of his being a pastor, I would have a hard time voting for him.<p> If he believed what Ayers believed in when he was a bomber - I would not vote for him.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Cowards

    by Fireball XL-5

    I'd love to see some of you guys talk shit about Sarah Palin in front of her husband. You probably wouldn't because it might cost you something (like a few teeth). iBalls are no substitute for real courage.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Fireball XL-5 -- John McCain is that you?

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    If so sir....kindly lay down and open your mouth so that I may urinate in it from a squat position.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Danny...

    by Fireball XL-5

    I rest my case.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:14 p.m. CST

    I just read the actual story for the first time.....

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    "In a flashback, the would-be veep is schooled in the “big bang” theory by her creationist college professor." <p> Hahahaha....that is fucking awesome!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Fireball XL-5

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    No please my friend, rest your head on my chest as you massage my balls and blow on my nipple. <P> LONG LIVE JOHN "CRAZY ARMS" MCCAIN!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Danny...

    by Fireball XL-5

    Do you live anywhere near New York City? I'd love to explain my position to you in person.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Fireball XL-5

    by toadkillerdog

    You wouldn't happen to be 6'5", 280 pounds, and a brown belt in something or other? Because if you are - i know who you are! Some dingbat who thinks he can threaten people online - and got banned for it under another name. Damn, what was that name...it was stupid name too. Libeeal Warrior destroyed him in a TB - called him out, and said he would meet him anyplace, anytime. Of course the guy backed down and said he was kidding.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Fireball XL-5

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    No.<p> I stay far away from that shit-hole. <P>Here's some words of wisdom. Nobody on here really believes they are tough except for the cunts like yourself going around policing the TB's. Who is the bigger twat? The guy having fun and cracking some jokes or the guy saying shit like, "....you probably wouldn't because it might cost you something (like a few teeth)." <p>GROW THE FUCK UP! Nobody is impressed. Either you're a Republican, or just a clueless douche bag. If you're both...then you probably are Sarah Palin's husband, so I understand your anger.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:24 p.m. CST

    I meant Liberal Warrior - sorry dude. Your fame will live foreve

    by toadkillerdog

    Mori - why did the Warrior get banned? he was a Troll killer supreme!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Danny - this is the guy that LibWar and Jonah battled

    by toadkillerdog

    I am sure of it. Damn, I can't remember his name. Skywalker drawers or anakins diapers or something like that

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:27 p.m. CST

    NYC - greatest city in the whole ding dang universe

    by toadkillerdog

    The Universe you hear me?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Jonah?

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    Jonah went at it with someone?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:29 p.m. CST

    tough guys

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    I can't stand these twats. It is a supremely ignorant hypocrisy to bitch about "Internet Tough Guys" while calling someone out and suggesting how tough they themselves are. Stupid fucking apes.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Danny & Toad

    by Fireball XL-5

    I haven't threatened anyone. Just demonstrating what delicate cowards you guys really are.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:31 p.m. CST

    NYC

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    I know I know. I actually went on vacation there last year for the first time. I loved it-- I've always wanted to go and it was everything I expected. Great city filled with great people. I had a blast. And it doesn't stink at all.... <p> But don't tell cock-boy that.........let him think the warm scent of dick on his breath contributes to the foul scent of New York.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:31 p.m. CST

    peace Toad...

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    Have a good night.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:32 p.m. CST

    delicate?

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    It is you taking this seriously fucker. We're having a laugh with you as your sphincters tighten. <P>Lighten up.....watch something really stupid to get a laugh-- like a Palin speech.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Peace out Danny!

    by toadkillerdog

    You too tough guy Skywalkers left nut droopy drawers Fireball! <p> Thanks for the laugh!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Ayers

    by DoctorWho?

    Ayers’ radicalism isn’t something in the past. It’s something to which Obama gave moral and financial support as an adult. So when Shane says that Obama has never expressed sympathy for Ayers’ radicalism, he’s flat wrong. Obama’s funded it.<p> Obama was perfectly aware of Ayers’ radical views, since he read and publically endorsed, without qualification, Ayers’ book on juvenile crime. That book is quite radical, expressing doubts about whether we ought to have a prison system at all, comparing America to South Africa’s apartheid system, and contemptuously dismissing the idea of the United States as a kind or just country.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Who cares if he was 8 yrs old?

    by DoctorWho?

    If your grandfather was a clan member burning crosses or worse in the 60's when you were a baby... to NOW appreciate his values and views and not reject them is what matters.<p> 8 yrs old...what a stupid argument

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Hey Kurt...

    by Han Cholo

    I know this might be off topic bro. Major porn watcher here, I just want to know what your stance on dp's are? Do you think it's ambiguously gay to want to watch that? Love your work by the way. I think I've gone into that before as my alter ego Han Cholo. <p> By the way, who gave me this fucking awful talkbacker name? I never once entered it into the system. I had to reformat my computer and it wouldn't let me log in with my original talkback ID. So I go to forget password and this is what I get?!? WTF?!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Hey Kurt...

    by Han Cholo

    I know this might be off topic bro. Major porn watcher here, I just want to know what your stance on dp's are? Do you think it's ambiguously gay to want to watch that? Love your work by the way. I think I've gone into that before as my alter ego Han Cholo. <p> By the way, who gave me this fucking awful talkbacker name? I never once entered it into the system. I had to reformat my computer and it wouldn't let me log in with my original talkback ID. So I go to forget password and this is what I get?!? WTF?!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 5:56 p.m. CST

    There is no connection between Ayers and Obama

    by hst666

    They sat on the same fucking Board. And what did Jeremiah Wright say that was so wrong or racist. I saw the clips. The worst thing he said IMHO was when he was on his post-Obama speech press tour shucking and jiving and talking about AIDS as a conspiracy against the black man. The stuff in the clips of his sermons was no more than righteous anger over actual injustices.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Palin & McCain,grasping at straws

    by Stalkeye

    So desperate are these douchebags (that includes anchorite and doctorwho as well.) to exploit Obama's previous associations with Ayers ( 8 yaers old at that.) and Rev. Wright who had the balls to critique the same country he fought for (He was a Marine BTW.)McCain was against MLK having a Holiday.I can imagine what will happen if this old fart takes the whitehouse, it'll be the 1930's all over again.<p> The more I hear Palin open her mouth the more someone should shove a dick in it to shut her the fuck up.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:04 p.m. CST

    I did not realize that Kurt Lockwood was actual porn name

    by hst666

    Not sure if I have seen any of his appearances.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:04 p.m. CST

    As for Speed Racer..

    by Stalkeye

    I can't get through the first 15 minutes of this travesty.Some of my friends had the opportunity to watch this for free and passed.So maybe I'm not the only one that's not recommmending this shit.<p>At this point I'd rather watch Nailin Palin.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:07 p.m. CST

    DoctorWho?

    by hst666

    "Ayers’ radicalism isn’t something in the past. It’s something to which Obama gave moral and financial support as an adult."<p><p>Really? Can you point to some evidence for this claim?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:09 p.m. CST

    You're upset over Ayers' criticism of our justice system?

    by hst666

    Have you read Ayers' book yourself?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:16 p.m. CST

    ANCHORITE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Check out this video - Israel's heartfelt endorsement for Obama: <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =K2VFRt5W4FM

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:23 p.m. CST

    "IT'S CHUTZPAH TO CHALLENGE OBAMA'S COMMITMENT TO ISRAEL"

    by BringingSexyBack

    I'll say. You gotta have some balls to do that, especially John McCain and Sarah Palin, who not only pal around with Anti-Semites, but support their causes on a personal and administrative basis. <p> McCain/Palin: Bad for Israel

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:26 p.m. CST

    ROBERT WEXLER (FL) ON BARACK OBAMA: 100% KOSHER

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's good enough for me.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST

    AYERS WAS A PROFESSOR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS

    by BringingSexyBack

    when he worked with the government to improve the school system and the lot of Chicago's poor. Unsavory in his early years, but certainly someone trying to do good by others at the time he worked with Obama. <p> Would you have thought less of Jesus if He worked with unsavory characters to help the helpless?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Mori's right, it's just kind of stupid

    by liljuniorbrown

    There should be some kind of law against morons being able to even speak about anything political in this country. I could give a shit that the dumb whore from the Hills thinks Palin is great,or that Matt Damon thinks she's the devil. I'm independent, and I have to admit that number one,the republicans picked a bad choice for possible VP and number two,the left has really shown that they are not the party that supports women and minorities,not if they don't follow there doctrine. Both sides have turned into ruthless cults of the uninformed.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 7:35 p.m. CST

    BSB - Ex-Israeili generals cry foul over pro-Obama video

    by GreatOne3

    http://tinyurl.com/4wnujd<p>But don't worry about it - those endorsements from al Qaeda are still valid.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 7:38 p.m. CST

    BSB - get real about Ayers

    by GreatOne3

    Ayers is an unrepetant terrorist who Obama should have stayed far, far away from:<p>From National Review's Andrew McCarthy, former Asst. U.S. Attorney who prosecuted the blind shiek behind the first bombing of the WTC(http://tinyurl.com/6bo6p6) <p>In that Fox interview that Rich linked to, Ayers preposterously claimed that he and his fellow Weather Underground terrorists did not really intend to harm any people — the fact that no one was killed in their 20 or so bombings was, he said, "by design"; they only wanted to cause property damage: <p> Between October 1969 and September 1973, the Weather Underground claimed credit for some twenty bombings across the country, in which no one was harmed — save the three cell members who perished in a Greenwich Village townhouse in March 1970, when one of their creations detonated prematurely. Ayers claimed the fact that no other individuals were killed as a result of the Weathermen’s actions was “by design.” <p> In his autobiography, Fugitive Days: A Memoir, Ayers recalled, he posed the question: “How far are you willing to take that step into what I consider the abyss of violence? And we really never did, except for that moment in the townhouse.… I actually think destroying property in the face of that kind of catastrophe is so — restrained. And I don’t see it as a big deal. <p> Right. <p> First of all, "that moment in the townhouse" he's talking about happened in 1970. Three of his confederates, including his then girlfriend Diana Oughton, were accidentally killed when the explosive they were building to Ayers specifications (Ayers was a bomb designer) went off during construction. As noted in Ayers' Discover the Networks profile, the explosive had been a nail bomb. Back when Ayers was being more honest about his intentions, he admitted that the purpose of that bomb had been to murder United States soldiers: <p> That bomb had been intended for detonation at a dance that was to be attended by army soldiers at Fort Dix, New Jersey. Hundreds of lives could have been lost had the plan been successfully executed. Ayers attested that the bomb would have done serious damage, "tearing through windows and walls and, yes, people too." <p> In fact, Ayers was a founder of the Weatherman terror group and he defined its purpose as carrying out murder. Again, from Discover the Networks: <p> Characterizing Weatherman as "an American Red Army," Ayers summed up the organization's ideology as follows: "Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, Kill your parents." <p> Now he wants you to think they just wanted to break a few dishes. But in his book Fugitive Days, in which he boasts that he "participated in the bombings of New York City Police Headquarters in 1970, of the Capitol building in 1971, and the Pentagon in 1972," he says of the day that he bombed the Pentagon: "Everything was absolutely ideal. ... The sky was blue. The birds were singing. And the bastards were finally going to get what was coming to them." <p> And he wasn't singular. As I noted back in April in this article about Obama's motley collection of radical friends, at the Weatherman “War Council” meeting in 1969, Ayers' fellow terrorist and now-wife, Bernadine Dohrn, famously gushed over the barbaric Manson Family murders of the pregnant actress Sharon Tate, coffee heiress Abigail Folger, and three others: “Dig it! First they killed those pigs, then they ate dinner in the same room with them. They even shoved a fork into the victim’s stomach! Wild!” And as Jonah recalled yesterday, "In appreciation, her Weather Underground cell made a threefingered 'fork' gesture its official salute." They weren't talking about scratching up the wall-paper. <p> A Weatherman affiliate group which called itself "the Family" colluded with the Black Liberation Army in the 1981 Brinks robbery in which two police officers and an armed guard were murdered. (Obama would like people to believe all this terrorist activity ended in 1969 when he was eight years old. In fact, it continued well into the eighties.) Afterwards, like Ayers and Dohrn, their friend and fellow terrorist Susan Rosenberg became a fugitive. <p> On November 29, 1984, Rosenberg and a co-conspirator, Timothy Blunk, were finally apprehended in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. At the time, they were actively planning an unspeakable bombing campaign that would have put at risk the lives of countless innocent people. They also possessed twelve assorted guns (including an Uzi 9 mm. semi-automatic rifle and an Ithaca twelve-gauge shotgun with its barrel sawed off), nearly 200 sticks of dynamite, more than 100 sticks of DuPont Trovex (a high explosive), a wide array of blasting agents and caps, batteries, and switches for explosive devices. Arrayed in disguises and offering multiple false identities to arresting officers, the pair also maintained hundreds of false identification documents, including FBI and DEA badges. <p> When she was sentenced to 58 years' imprisonment in 1985, the only remorse Rosenberg expressed was over the fact that she and Blunk had allowed themselves to be captured rather than fighting it out with the police. Bernadine Dohrn was jailed for contempt when she refused to testify against Rosenberg. Not to worry, though. On his last day in office, the last Democrat president, Bill Clinton, pardoned Rosenberg — commuting her 58-year sentence to time-served. <p> These savages wanted to kill massively. That they killed only a few people owes to our luck and their incompetence, not design. They and the Democrat politicians who now befriend and serve them can rationalize that all they want. But those are the facts.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Get real about THE ECONOMY STUPID!

    by G100

    Or shall we start on McCain palling around with a psychopath like Hagee who thinks God sent Hitler to hunt the Jews and cause the Holocaust ?<p> <p>Besides it would seem that the KEATING 5 Savings and Loans scandal has been opened by McCains stupidity in going so ludicrously negative when the ECONOMY is what is causing REAL and understandable fear in Main Street USA.<p> <p>Yeah people are obviously going to suddenly stop worrying about their jobs and pensions and finances because of this ludicrously obvious and desperate weatherman smear story. Duuuhhhh!<p> <p>Smart move McCain Campaign!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 7:53 p.m. CST

    GREATONE3

    by BringingSexyBack

    So tell me, as an expert on Israel - what's your solution to a lasting peace? <p> And also tell me, as an expert on domestic terrorism, what proof do you have that Obama supported Ayers' past actions?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 7:58 p.m. CST

    GREATONE3: NOT TO IMPUGN YOUR FOREIGN AFFAIRS EXPERTISE, BUT

    by BringingSexyBack

    maybe you can also explain to us how Al Qaeda benefits from Obama and not McCain.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 7:58 p.m. CST

    McCain did nothing wrong with Keating 5

    by GreatOne3

    From the New York Times (http://tinyurl.com/4mro84)<p>"During the Keating Five scandal, committee Democrats resisted dropping the case against John McCain, the Arizona Republican, because that would have left only Democrats accused of improper dealings with Charles Keating, the savings and loan executive."<p>And from Bob Bennett, the Senate’s own investigator and noted Democrat:<p> "It was clear that McCain should not have been at the table nor should Glenn," Bennett said. "I felt it was unfair for McCain to be included as part of the Keating Five." Bennett stressed that he was not speaking as part of the campaign, though he noted he also represented McCain in his recent battles with the New York Times."<p>But hey, don't let facts get in the way of your argument.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8 p.m. CST

    G100, GOOD POINT, BUT TO MANY, IT'S ABOUT THE WITCHCRAFT STUPID!

    by BringingSexyBack

    Count me among them. <p> Lord, make a way!!!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:02 p.m. CST

    ABC was in Dayton Ohio, interviewed dozens of people

    by G100

    And EVERY SINGLE ONE of them said the Economy was their number 1 issue.<p> <p>And Republicans DO NOT win the White House without Ohio. If McCain tries to ignore the Economy tomorrow and just attack, attack, attack Obama personally he will never shake the "out of touch" label.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:04 p.m. CST

    SHED NO TEARS FOR MCCAIN IN THE KEATING 5 SCANDAL

    by BringingSexyBack

    He got cash and trips to the Bahamas. Courtesy of the American taxpayers to the tune of $5 Billion.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:06 p.m. CST

    MCCAIN IS ALSO THE GODFATHER TO THE GAMBLING INDUSTRY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Wanna open a casino? Call McCain. That's the mantra among gambling lobbyists. <p> But hey, don't let the facts get in the way of your argument.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:07 p.m. CST

    MCCAIN SURE DID APOLOGIZE A LOT FOR "DOING NOTHING WRONG"

    by BringingSexyBack

    You need better arguments, Greatone3. I might come up with a few for you, just out of pity.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Yes, let's talk about the economy

    by GreatOne3

    Barney Frank & Chris Dodd. Democrat obfuscation of reform proposed by Bush, McCain, and others. Barney Frank sleeping with the Fannie Mae head. ACORN and other left-wing groups pushing subprime loans, with Clinton signing mandates into law.<p>Yes, let's talk about the economy.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:10 p.m. CST

    McCain apologized for letting himself get involved with Keating

    by GreatOne3

    But as soon as he recognized what was going on, he booted Keating out of his office and terminated contact. That's why he was not indicted. And when Bob Bennett and the New York Times exonerate a Republican, there is nothing you goofy left-wingers can say to trump that. Regards.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Some lovely Wiki stuff About McCain and Keating 5

    by G100

    Senators John Glenn and John McCain were cleared of having acted improperly but were criticized for having exercised "poor judgment".<p> <p>On his Keating Five experience, McCain has said: "The appearance of it was wrong. It's a wrong appearance when a group of senators appear in a meeting with a group of regulators, because it conveys the impression of undue and improper influence. And it was the wrong thing to do."<p> <p>McCain would write in 2002 that attending the two April 1987 meetings was "the worst mistake of my life"<p> <p>Criticised for Poor judgement and saying his involvemnet was the worst mistake of his life in the savings and loan scandal. I'm SURE that's goin to help McCain HUGELY now that the Economy is fallling to pieces.<p> <p>And McCain is VERY guilty of palling around with Keating.<p> <p>McCain and Keating had become personal friends following their initial contacts in 1981, and McCain was the only one of the five with close social and personal ties to Keating. Like DeConcini, McCain considered Keating a constituent as he lived in Arizona. Between 1982 and 1987, McCain had received $112,000 in political contributions from Keating and his associates. In addition, McCain's wife Cindy McCain and her father Jim Hensley had invested $359,100 in a Keating shopping center in April 1986, a year before McCain met with the regulators. McCain, his family, and their baby-sitter had made nine trips at Keating's expense, sometimes aboard Keating's jet. Three of the trips were made during vacations to Keating's opulent Bahamas retreat at Cat Cay. McCain did not pay Keating (in the amount of $13,433) for some of the trips until years after they were taken, when he learned that Keating was in trouble over Lincoln. In 1989 Phoenix New Times writer Tom Fitzpatrick opined that McCain was the "most reprehensible" of the five senators.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:15 p.m. CST

    GREATONE3 REWRITES KEATING 5 HISTORY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Right ... "as soon as he recognized what was going on". <p> I agree with you - if by "recognized" you mean when the shit hit the fan and the writing was on the wall. <p> LOL next.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:24 p.m. CST

    DAMN YOU G100 - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING FACTS INTO THIS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Greatone3 was doing so well without them.

  • To Congress how he could skim $500 MILLION as CEO of Lehman Brothers before ruining it utterly puts this thing in it's proper perspective.<p> <p>Everyone who sees that won't be desperately trying to link this catastrophic clusterfuck to Barney Franks or Chris Dodd or Clinton. They know where the primary blame lies.<p> <p>And please keep trying with the Fannie Mae bullshit because I have PLENTY of proof the McCain Campaign was on the payroll as well as proof that BUSH spearheaded a MASSIVE Government drive to expand home ownership.<p> <p>Oh and BTW the WORLD Economy has justy plummeted as well so pretending this is all to blame on some fruity CRA conspiracy just isn't going to fly. It's a CREDIT CRUNCH. It's now GLOBAL. And there is No End in Sight.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:33 p.m. CST

    STILL WAITING FOR GREATONE'S ANSWERS

    by BringingSexyBack

    on Israel, Ayers, Al Qaeda and McCain's gambling connections. <p> I'm looking forward to his post, should make for a nice read.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:35 p.m. CST

    G100 - not one thing you cut and pasted means squat

    by GreatOne3

    What did he do wrong? Please, tell me. You can paste the whole wikipedia page here, but you still have yet to point out what action of McCain was criminally wrong.<P>And BSB - adults are trying to talk. Go back to the toy room.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:36 p.m. CST

    G100 I WOULDN'T HOLD MY BREATH FOR A CIVIL DEBATE WITH GREATONE

    by BringingSexyBack

    on the economy. All he'll do is throw out some talking points (see above) and scurry away.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:38 p.m. CST

    "ADULTS ARE TRYING TO TALK"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Right. Scroll up and check out the topic of this talkback. LOL

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:45 p.m. CST

    BSB - good one

    by GreatOne3

    Chuckled out loud at that one.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Greatone2 - read my post on U.S. Council for World Freedom

    by toadkillerdog

    It describes McCain being on the board of a racist and anti-semitic ultra right wing organization. See above for the links to the story.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Why did he say it was the worst mistake of his life ?

    by G100

    If it means squat or he did nothing wrong ? Or are you saying McCain is a Liar ?<p> <p>And no one has YET been criminally charged for the current clusterfuck so just because something isn't technically "criminally wrong" (like for example Lehmans CEO grabbing $500 MILLION before trashing the Company doesn't appear to be CRIMINALLY wrong. (Yet)) doesn't mean it isn't reprehensible.<p> <p>Anyway you actually wrote "McCain did nothing wrong with Keating 5". NOTHING WRONG not nothing CRIMINALLY wrong. So you appear to have changed your story rather quickly. Being found guilty of exercising Poor Judgement in such an iconic Economic Fuckup and scandal as Savings and Loan and being such good buddies with Keating is going to hurt McCain a GREAT deal more than some tenuous link to a weatherman.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:49 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by toadkillerdog

    You have been on fire with the funnies in this TB dude!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:54 p.m. CST

    THANKS TOADKILLAZ

    by BringingSexyBack

    I even got a laugh out of Mori. I may get that black box yet!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:57 p.m. CST

    OKAY GREATONE

    by BringingSexyBack

    We have a truce tonight. Have a good one.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Easily explained

    by GreatOne3

    McCain is a military man, and felt horrible by what he almost got involved in. That's why he's spent most of his career with a reformist bent, McCain-Feingold being a direct result of the Keating 5 situation.<p>I'm still waiting to hear, from you, what McCain did wrong with Keating 5. What did he do. I've explained twice that McCain almost got caught up with the scandal, but recognized at the end what was going on and pulled out. His regret is from getting suckered in to begin with. <p>And no one is going to be held criminally responsible for today's mess. The current system of donations from lobbyists has to go, and this is a prime exampel of why. But it's legal to influence legislators this way, so while it's reprehensible, no one goes to jail. I'll also agree with you that it's reprehensible for Fuld to get all that money, but, if I recall correctly, that was the Board voting to give it to him. Horrendous, but that's more the Board's fault than his.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 8:59 p.m. CST

    G100 - still fighting the good fight with facts

    by toadkillerdog

    It is guilt by association politics - McCain and lackeys are attempting to change the national discussion from the economy to Obama's supposed character issues. Pathetic, transparent, and ultimately - pointless. There is one and only one thing that will change this election in favor of McCain - and Gold help us if that happens. It would be a terrorist attack on U.S. mainland. That would change the game. It is still too early to roll out victory parade, but if things hold true - it McCain is in danger of being in an historic loss. Still too early for that though

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:17 p.m. CST

    It's not too late - you guys win. But that doesn't change that

    by GreatOne3

    Obama has serious character deficiences and it's a crying shame that he will be in the White House the next four year (but no longer). Character does matter, and Obama's main mentors are on record as America-hating nutjobs. People forget that the majority of the character flaws of Bill Clinton were pointed out well before the election, but people didn't care. Just like now. Oh well, you were warned.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:18 p.m. CST

    He wasn't ALMOST involved in it he WAS involved in it

    by G100

    You don't get pulled into a Senate Ethics Committee hearing and get critized for exercizing POOR JUDGEMENT for ALMOST being involved in something Puuuhhhlease. Weak dude, fucking weak. Poor Judgement in such an iconic Economic Scandal as Savings and Loan. Poor judgement which, not me, not the New York fucking Times but John McCain himself has said "it was the wrong thing to do." and "the worst mistake of my life"<p> <p>And I think you are also way off base if you think there was no chance of criminality in this current clusterfuck. NO-ONE has been able to decipher the balance sheets and shady accounting practices from any of the fallen Giants YET. But sooner or later they will. And it's a distinct possibility there's going to be some people who let the unbelievable Greed turn into outright fraud as well as manipulation of Company accounts.<p> <p>It's not going to happen yet but it certainly won't surprise me if some people are going to jail in the coming months and years.<p> <p>And Fuld and the Board are symbiotically involved as the bonus system will show. Yeah one can't do it without the other but those bonuses were built on the massive profits they gleaned from almost worthless securites which the shareholders were kept in the dark about.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:21 p.m. CST

    More on Obama and Bill Ayers

    by GreatOne3

    From Powerline Blog (http://tinyurl.com/3vlvcn):<p>I Was NIne Years Old... <P> ...when Barack Obama's friend tried to kill me. The mainstream media have bought Barack Obama's spin on his relationship with Bill Ayers--I was only eight years old when he was trying to commit mass murder!--hook, line and sinker. So it's revealing to hear from one of Ayers' intended victims, John Murtagh: <P> During the April 16 debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, moderator George Stephanopoulos brought up “a gentleman named William Ayers,” who “was part of the Weather Underground in the 1970s. They bombed the Pentagon, the Capitol, and other buildings. He’s never apologized for that.” Stephanopoulos then asked Obama to explain his relationship with Ayers. Obama’s answer: “The notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago, when I was eight years old, somehow reflects on me and my values, doesn’t make much sense, George.” Obama was indeed only eight in early 1970. I was only nine then, the year Ayers’s Weathermen tried to murder me. <p> In February 1970, my father, a New York State Supreme Court justice, was presiding over the trial of the so-called “Panther 21,” members of the Black Panther Party indicted in a plot to bomb New York landmarks and department stores. Early on the morning of February 21, as my family slept, three gasoline-filled firebombs exploded at our home on the northern tip of Manhattan, two at the front door and the third tucked neatly under the gas tank of the family car. (Today, of course, we’d call that a car bomb.) A neighbor heard the first two blasts and, with the remains of a snowman I had built a few days earlier, managed to douse the flames beneath the car. That was an act whose courage I fully appreciated only as an adult, an act that doubtless saved multiple lives that night. <p> Read it all. During the years when Obama was "palling around" with Ayers, as Sarah Palin accurately termed it, Ayers was proud of his attempt to kill nine-year-old John Murtagh and his family. He said, for publication, that his only regret was that he, his wife and their murderous colleagues hadn't tried to kill more people. This unrepentant would-be mass murderer was the one person, over all other friends and acquaintances, whom Barack Obama chose to host his inaugural Democratic Party political fundraiser. And Ayers was Obama's close collaborator in trying to "reform" Chicago's public education system by drenching it in radical politics and anti-Americanism. <p> Exactly as Obama dropped out of Jeremiah "God damn America" Wright's church only when the association became politically inconvenient, he insincerely "denounced" Ayers only after his association with the terrorist had become a liability. That was after years of working with Ayers as a radical political ally, without showing the slightest concern about his friend's career as an attempted mass murderer. <p> One wonders, sometimes, what it would take to convince an American reporter that a Democratic Presidential candidate has poor judgment.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:21 p.m. CST

    OR Bin Laden captured/killed or an attack on Iran TKD

    by G100

    Neither of which are likely now TBH.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:22 p.m. CST

    So, Greatone - you ignore McCain -U.S. Council for World Freedom

    by toadkillerdog

    Involvement? <p> Just what do you fear about Obama? What could he do that makes you think he would be worse than GWB or McCain? What?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:26 p.m. CST

    G100 - you obviously did not read the NY Times quote

    by GreatOne3

    So I'll repeat it for you again: <p>"Even so, this is not the first case of partisanship in the Senate committee. During the Keating Five scandal, committee Democrats resisted dropping the case against John McCain, the Arizona Republican, because that would have left only Democrats accused of improper dealings with Charles Keating, the savings and loan executive." <p>And Bob Bennett has said the same thing - McCain was only included so that it would not be an all-Democrat scandal. McCain's "worst mistake" was even talking to the idiots. It's a sense of relief from avoiding the mess. <p>Why can't you accept what's right in front of you? Gives rise to former Rep. Dick Armey's axiom that liberals see things when they believe it.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:27 p.m. CST

    And McCains judgment with his pals Keating and Hagee ?

    by G100

    Sorry but McCains Crazy Pastor tops Obamas with his insane holocaust remarks just for starters and "palling around" with Ayres is pathetically weak as in contrast there are clear and factual links from McCain to Keating again and again and again involving cold hard cash and influence.<p> <p>Or do you actually think the links to Hagee and Keating prove McCain has good judgement ?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:30 p.m. CST

    toadkillerdog

    by GreatOne3

    How many people did this council kill? How many buildings did it blow up? How many members are on record saying, "God damn America" and other anti-American slogans?

  • Why can't you accept what McCain actually said ? He was closely involved with Keating and he was criticized for poor judgement. He said it was "the worst mistake of my life".<p> <p>You can pretend that doesn't matter all you wish but I think the voters might just disagree with you particularly in the current climate.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:37 p.m. CST

    HE CHOSEN ONES!! BE A GREAT SCHLEPER!!

    by BringingSexyBack

    http://www.thegreatschlep.com/site/index.html

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:39 p.m. CST

    IS HE STILL ON BILL AYERS?!?!?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I say God Damn America too, every time they announce some fucking remake!!!!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:39 p.m. CST

    It's not just "palling around"

    by GreatOne3

    Obama was chair of Ayers pet project, the Annenberg Foundation. Obama launced his political career at Ayers' home. I don't have to repeat these things; you know about them. Why is this problematic to admit to?<p>And again, McCain booted Keating out of his office and cut off all contact with the man as soon as it became clear what he was up to. That showed great judgment and character.<p>As for Hagee: Is McCain a member of Hagee's church? No. Has McCain attended Hagee's church for 20 years? No. Did McCain take his children to Hagee's church? Again, no. Did Hagee baptize McCain's children? No. Did Hagee marry McCain and his wife? No. Did McCain title a book after one of Hagee's sermons? No. Did McCain compare Hagee to his uncle? No. Did McCain call Hagee his "sounding board?" No. Was McCain's relationship with Hagee so close that he said he could no more disown him than he could disown his own grandmother? No. <p>The primary difference here, which seems obvious to everyone but liberals, is that Obama has been so closely associated with Jeremiah Wright for so long, that it is extremely difficult to believe that he doesn't share a lot of the man's views. <p> You can't go to Klan meetings for 20 years, pal around with the guy running the whole kit and kaboodle, and then pretend to be shocked when he says something racist. "Why, I never knew the Grand Exalted Cyclops had a racist bone in his body! I certainly never heard that when I was at one of those Klan meetings!" <p> But that's exactly what Obama's trying to do. He went to an anti-white "Christian" church and spent 20 years buddying up with a vile, virulently racist, anti-American conspiracy kook and now he's trying to convince people that not only does he not share any of Wright's views, he didn't even have any idea that he held them in the first place.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:40 p.m. CST

    SOMEONE SHOULD INVESTIGATE LINKS B/W CASINOS AND MCCAIN'S BEER C

    by BringingSexyBack

    In fact, I'll do just that.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:40 p.m. CST

    G100 - can't accept it because you refuse to put it into context

    by GreatOne3

    That simple.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:42 p.m. CST

    CBS poll has it now 48% - 45%

    by GreatOne3

    I think it's over, but perhaps Yogi Berra will be proven right again.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:42 p.m. CST

    So, it is ok that McCain was on the board of an anti-semitic org

    by toadkillerdog

    Uh, huh. Right. And you are ok with that? Also, if you are going to quote Wright use the entire quote.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 9:58 p.m. CST

    toadkillerdog - honestly don't know much about the board

    by GreatOne3

    Seems a little too tinfoil hatish to me. But you seemed to be comparing the two, so that's what I did.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:01 p.m. CST

    CNN documents ties between Obama and Ayers

    by GreatOne3

    On Anderson's Cooper 360 they did an investigative look at the Ayers/Obama connection. They found that they worked closely with each other and worked together on two boards -- both Annenberg and the Woods Foundation. They also talked about Ayers' party to launch Obama and found Obama hadn't been entirely honest about "just stopping by..." It was an event they planned and hosted together. <p>If there is nothing problematic in the relationship between the two, then why can't Obama own up to it?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Has Obama repudiated Ayres and Wright ?

    by G100

    Yes he has.<p> <p>But in the strange fantasy world of Republican McCain spin you only get credit for denouncing someone if you are McCain.<p> <p>McCain courted and sought out for months endorsement from Hagee. He had EVERY chance to vet him. He welcomed Hagees endorsement warmly and without reservation at a press conference. But he did not repudiate him till after weeks and weeks had passed even as the crazy piled up. It was ONLY when his Holocaust remarks came to light that he finally realised he was a lunatic and completely cut the cord.<p> <p>And Keating was far, FAR more than a passing aquaintance. Money changed hands for a start. And McCain stuck with him all the way ONLY finally cut off ties when it became devastatingly clear he was up to his neck in the S&L shit.<p> <p>At the end of the day though these are amusing but desperate sideshows (though McCains involvement with Keating speaks clearly and directly to his Economic judgement) what matters is the Economy is falling to pieces and that is what will decide the Election.<p> <p>A recession is here and Main Stret is feeling it. Right. Now. Even if the Market calms down to some kind of sanity the damage has been done and Jobs and Pensions and Healthcare will never have seemed more crucial to voters as when a full blown Recession is bearing down on them like an express train.<p> <p>Is that enough context for you or do you stil think this fuckwitted smearing with Ayres will decide the Election ?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Yes, but . . .

    by GreatOne3

    1) Hagee is a major religious figure in the South (and not my cup of tea; I'm RC and don't like most of these Southern pastors) and needed during the primary. Wright's church was for the "in crowd" politically in Chicago.<p>2) McCain left the moment he knew Hagee was a wackjob. Obama stayed for 20 years. He knew exactly who Wright was/is, and what he stands for. Quite frankly, I think he agrees with him.<p>3) McCain left Keating the moment he knew it was illegal. If you're talking about the corruption of lobbyists' money, we're on the same page.<p>4) Contrary to your party's belief, character does mean something in our leaders. McCain has it in spades, while Obama does not. It's that simple.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 11:06 p.m. CST

    PALIN INCITING SUPPORTERS TO KILL OBAMA

    by BringingSexyBack

    I say it's time the Secret Service take Palin in for questioning. <p> http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/10/06/in_fla_palin_goes_for_the_roug.html

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Laughable McCain is a blind fool in other words

    by G100

    Or as you yourself put it "His regret is from getting suckered in to begin with." So that's your character in spades is it ?<p> <p>Vote McCain because he got suckered in the S&L Crisis !?!? The current Economic Crisis will certainly be safe in his hands !<p> <p>Or perhaps Vote McCain because he was a very close friend of Keating and recieved money and backing from Keating right up until until it was blatantly obvious he was up to his neck in S&L criminality ! Economic Foresight and judgement in spades!<p> <p>And McCain DID NOT reject Hagee and his endordsement UNTIL the Hitler and Holocaust remarks which still left McCain on the hook for the "Katrina is a punishment from God for a sinfull New Orleans" "called Harry Potter contemporary witchcraft" compared Catholicism to a "Great Whore" yet On April 20, 2008, while appearing on This Week with George Stephanopoulos and after criticizing Barack Obama's repudiation of Bill Ayers McCain said that it was "probably a mistake" to court and accept Hagee's endorsement, although he's still glad to have it. ONLY AFTER THE LUNATIC HOLCAUST AND HITLER THE JEW HUNTER views were pointed out to him did McCain FINALLY relent and say "I feel I must reject his endorsement as well."<p> <p>"Probably a mistake" indeed McCain. Judgement! Character! In spades !!

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 11:08 p.m. CST

    GREATONE - GIVE US EXAMPLES OF MCCAIN'S GREAT CHARACTER

    by BringingSexyBack

    that he has in spades.

  • Tomorrow night at the debates going by McCains "strategy" to date he's going to roll the dice yet again and try for some insanely risky gamble.<p> <p>Palin was the first Gamble and it certainly isn't all win,win for him now is it ?<p> <p>Then against many staffers advice McCain left the Campaign and appeared erratic as he tried to play Politics with the Bailout which was Big Gamble number 2.<p> <p>So his back is against the wall and he will double up yet again for some kind of stunt or risky manouvre tomorrow night because THAT is his character.<p> <p>A "Maverick" only in the sense of the Wild West Gambling connotations. And right now with the Economy falling to pieces I doubt America will feel to comfortable with a Gambler.<p> <p>What will his Gamble be tomorrow ? Hard to say... He might just go attack, attack, attack and try and ignore the Economy which would be a HUGE Gamble except there's no WAY he can ignore the Economy.<p> <p>Will he bring it way down to this Ayres smear Bullshit and try and paint Obama as a "Terrorist" or "secret muslim" ? Again a MASSIVE gamble as that will probably make most moderates puke in disgust.<p> <p>Will he try and neutralize the Economy with some kind of crazy Bi-Partisan commission and ask Obama to stop mentioning it ? Sounds nutty but again I wouldn't rule it out.<p> <p>Will McCain spring a brand new policy announcement smack bang in middle of the debate ? Could be. Maybe some last gasp Gamble to find an eyecatching Economic Policy that doesn't seem tied to Bush's.<p> <p>We'll see, but Grumpy irascable attack McCain didn't go down too well last time remember and to be honest McCain would have to be spring something HUGE to either put Obama off his game or grab the Moderates in sufficient numbers at this stage.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 11:29 p.m. CST

    "I THINK ALL THE ATTEMPTS TO FRAME HIM AS SOME KIND A THREAT

    by BringingSexyBack

    to Jewish people and the people of Israel are driven just by fear." <p> - Itai Anghel <br> Senior Correspondent for FACT <br> Israel's equivalent to 60 Minutes

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 11:33 p.m. CST

    G100 - OBAMA WAS TAME IN THE FIRST DEBATE

    by BringingSexyBack

    and a lot of supporters criticized him for it, but I think he's going to play it cool enough to get under McCain's skin. And it doesn't take much to get under that skin, judging from his Des Moines Register interviews last week. <p> McCain has all the character of an asshole. In spades.

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Rice, Clinton and Palin?

    by stanton29

    Why not turn it into a REAL movie and add Pelosi?

  • Oct. 6, 2008, 11:55 p.m. CST

    HERE'S A TESTAMENT TO MCCAIN'S CHARACTER

    by BringingSexyBack

    Nothing says character like cheating on and leaving your crippled wife: <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChIX-XHlZFw&feature=related

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 12:07 a.m. CST

    LET'S EXAMINE FAMILY VALUES, SHALL WE?

    by BringingSexyBack

    1) Obama: Married, never cheated. Loving father of two. <p> 2) McCain: Cheated with numerous women on crippled wife, leaving her to care - alone - for their 3 children. Met Cindy McCain, 17 years younger than he, applied for marraige license before divorce was final. Absentee father with a gambling habit. <p> 3) Joe Biden: To this day in mourning of death of first wife and daughter, devoted himself to injured sons as single father. Married a school teacher two years later, remained faithful to this very day. <p> 4) Sarah Palin: Cheated on current husband with his business partner. Forcing knocked up 17-year old daughter to marry neanderthal too stupid to put on a condom. <p> Ahhh ... how reassuring it is to be a Democrat.

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 12:15 a.m. CST

    Bottom line...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...McCain's farce-of-a-pick for VP invalidates his candidacy for POTUS. Let me say that again: INVALIDATES. And now look at him - he's resorted to mudslinging and a now recognized attempt to portray Obama as a domestic terrorist. In essence, character assassination is the new order of the day and it's something McCain said he would never do (i.e. he would run a positive and honorable campaign). So, not only does he have piss poor judgment, he's a liar to boot.<P>It's over, Johnny.

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 12:21 a.m. CST

    politics have ruined

    by Napoleon Park

    another good porn talkback

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 12:26 a.m. CST

    aaawwwww McCain........

    by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

    Burn in hell you old fuck.

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 2:08 a.m. CST

    For fucksakes! This topic is so gaytarded!

    by uberfreak

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 4:52 a.m. CST

    For shitsakes this thread is ..

    by Stalkeye

    ..thought provoking,amusing and goddamn hilarious:From Mori's "comparison",Kurt the Pronstar,(wassup playa?)and the usual ownage courtesy of BSB &DGDB.(BTW BSB, I can't get those links to open.)These also the desperate Wingnuts who ingested too much of the "Cain-Kool Aid". <p>Now on tow the next thread which is likely be McCain Vs Obama: Round Duex!

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 5:45 a.m. CST

    The Polls are widening..!!

    by Stalkeye

    "Obama is ahead of McCain by six points, 49-43 percent, which equals his biggest lead in this poll. Two weeks ago, the Democratic nominee held a two-point advantage over his Republican counterpart, 48-46 percent. "<p>The "Surge" is working indeed. Go Captain Obamaca!!

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 5:53 a.m. CST

    Even Jason Bourne fears Pali Palapatine!

    by Stalkeye

    http://tinyurl.com/3f423u <p>Hmm I smell a parody in the works:The Porne Identity or in Sarah's case The Bourne Infidelity.<p>Fucking Slut.

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 6:12 a.m. CST

    STALKEYE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Thanks, and you have to take the spaces out of the links. Sorry for not tinyurling them but I'm lazy and I want people to know I'm not rickrolling them. <p> Enjoy those links, and pass them on to friends and enemies alike!

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 6:26 a.m. CST

    "THE BOURNE INFIDELITY"

    by BringingSexyBack

    LOL!

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    This ain't cool news.

    by JIMBOCOP

    But it IS funny. That is all.

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Please. Take. This. Down.

    by SingingHatchet

    What the $#@!? A porn review? Give me a break. This site is going down hill fast.

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Greatone3

    by hst666

    People did not care about Bill Clinton's character flaws and he was still a 100 times the president that Bush has been and was a better president than McCain could hope to be.

  • Oct. 7, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    ANCHORITE - I AGREE

    by BringingSexyBack

    The Israelis' embrace of the Zionist NeoCons and the Bush/Cheney Administration has been devastatingly bad for them. <p> It took that grand a mistake for them to realize that Obama and the Peace Now Jewry are the best solution.

  • Oct. 8, 2008, 11:29 a.m. CST

    the funniest part of this is drew's wadded panties

    by lilgorgor

    HE IS OUTRAGED