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The DRAGONBALL Teaser Pretty Much Sucks, But...

Merrick here...
The teaser for the (can't get no respect) DRAGONBALL movie adaptation has shown-up over at It's looking pretty thin if you ask me, although being caught in a Bulma/Mai sandwich wouldn't be altogether objectionable. And if that's not the zenith of film/marketing analysis, I don't know what is. Here's an embed of the teaser from

Dragonball Teaser from dbthemovie on Vimeo

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  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Please no...

    by NeilF

    ....script girl tomorrow... Let's not bring the quality of the site down yet again...

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:36 a.m. CST


    by PTSDPete

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST


    by Midnightxpress

    This WILL suck...I'd hate to be a fan of this series when this POS drops...

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Son of a bitch

    by PTSDPete

    Missed by seconds....

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST


    by JonBlizzard

    Does anything at all about that seem interesting to anyone? I'm kinda hoping this movie bombs.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Looks like D.O.A.

    by DerLanghaarige

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Aint It Cool News

    by enderandrew

    DBZ is perhaps the worst anime I've ever seen, and the movie is a piss-poor adaptation of that. No one here seemed remotely interested. So why give any press to this?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Worst Movie Everrrrrrr!!

    by TheTaf

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    This Franchise is Officially Dead Now :

    by PTSDPete

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    I think it looks ok!

    by Marxeffect

    I mean, yeah it doesn't look fantastic but i'll admit I was expecting worse

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    I think it looks ok!

    by Marxeffect

    I mean, yeah it doesn't look fantastic but i'll admit I was expecting worse

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Fist of the North star

    by Demon_Style82

    This is bringing back memories of the Live action Fist of the North Star movie

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    BTW, is the guy from Reaper playing Son Goku?

    by DerLanghaarige

    It look like him.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Wow...that looks completely lame....

    by Crimson King

    and NOTHING AT ALL like DragonBall...

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    It looks like crap and I love it

    by Flipao

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Aaaarrrgggghhh double post!

    by Marxeffect


  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Dragonball Fighter Kombat

    by killianx

    Basically looks to be about the same quality as the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat movies

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST


    by Squashua

    DWAGONBAWW ZEEEEE!!!!!!<br><br> Oblig. over 9k.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    That looks like some schlock right there.

    by HoboCode

    Looks to be on par with Mortal Kombat.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    What the Hell was that?

    by Ironmuskrat

    Admittedly it been a long time since I watched any DBZ, but I only recognized Goku and Piccolo from the trailer. Who were the rest of those fools dancing around pretending to know some kind of Martial Arts.. If your going to fill the movies with a bunch of secondary characters no one cares about, at least put in the perverted pig guy who likes to steal panties. Or was that DB and not DBZ.. <p> And how hard is it to make Piccolo look like he did in the Anime, he a green skin lizard looking guy, not a Cenobite from Hellrasier. <p> Christ! I can't believe I am getting pissy about a Dragonball movie, I need some sleep.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:57 a.m. CST

    What really makes me sad is that James Wong made this.

    by DerLanghaarige

    Y'know, one of the guys who created "Space: Above And Beyond" (a.k.a. what BSG tries so hard to be but fails with every single second of it), where responsible that "Millenium" was one of the greatest series ever and made "Final Destination"(a.k.a. that one modern teenhorrormovie that doesn't suck).<br>

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    And where the fuck is Mr Satan?

    by DerLanghaarige

    Or whatever his name was.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    All I want to know is:

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    Does it have a hemi? *rolls eyes*

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Poor, poor, poor Chow yun Fat....

    by eggart

    That poor, poor bastard.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST


    by Evil Hobbit


  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    love it or hate it...


    ...but speed racer is more like what dragonball should be. not a dark mortal kombat/kung fu movie with real moves, but an exaggerated computer effects laden movie. when i think of dragon ball, i think of floating in the air, energy blasts, sky streaking, shouting and ridiculous fights (basically one guy frantically punching or kicking and someone else standing there and blocking and laughing. for like 100 episodes. the cartoon does suck, but if the movie was true to formula it may be entertaining. this just looks like they didn't even try. maybe someone thought 'gee, let's make the batman begins of dragonball- have it be bare bones realistic and dark looking'.<P>idiots...

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    I think Shaolin Soccer is more Dragonball than Speed Racer.

    by DerLanghaarige

    But yes, this one fits too.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Is that a Road Rules

    by comedian_x

    castmember I saw in there?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Ha! it looked better than I anticipated!

    by tile_mcgillus

    I was expecting something truly awful though...this just looks not horrific. Kinda.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:16 a.m. CST

    killianx nailed it

    by jub3i

    Mortal Dragon Street Kombat Fighter Ball.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Some intellectual properties

    by CyG

    shouldn't leave the format in which they were created. Dragonball will only ever work as animated fare because the budget needed to do a live action version properly would never be secured. The money that will be spent on this travesty would be better spent redubbing the shitty Funimation version of the anime since the Vegeta Saga and part of the Ginyu Saga are the only dubs they got right out of the whole series.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    shaolin soccer is a good comparison


    - of what DBZ should're could i forget that.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    This Will Fit Right In At The Walmart $5 DVD Bin

    by A-COD

    Next to Double Dragon, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat 2, and Super Mario Brothers.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:27 a.m. CST

    haha A-cod

    by brandon11

    so so true. but lets not pretend liek we didnt secretly love super mario brothers or street fighter.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST


    by Anna Valerious

    Why is Piccolo not green? Anyway, this looks way better than the crappy '80s one.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    That looks like crap.

    by rbatty024

    However, if they include more asian cleavage then the film might break $10 million.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Dragonball never took itself seriously...

    by yesiamaplant why is this movie?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:44 a.m. CST

    KungFu Hustle looks more DBZ than Shaolin Soccer

    by StrokerX

    I saw some wire fu in one should ever be using wire fu again...i hate wire fu...ruins movies for me...GIVE ME MY REALY PHYSICS!

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Realy phycics

    by StrokerX

    arent they the awesome?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Mmmm Padding

    by Frankenbastard

    I love how they have to show an action scene twice within the preview just to pad it out. If you have to pad out a trailer... well, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Thats not Dragonball

    by Wonderboys

    Its a movie that take the names of the characters from Dragonball, but the resemblance ends there. Shame.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Rather have seen

    by toxicbuddha

    Chow Yun Fat in a gay crackhead bath house than this steamer.It looks like the trailer for a new Mortal Kombat flick. I don't expect a moving tribute to the Last Emperor, but this does look like Velveeta.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Mmm Padding (Redux)

    by Frankenbastard

    Damn i just imagined they played the same scene twice that means what i really saw was the movie parodying itself which is even stranger.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST


    by BigSteve03

    I actually watched this crap cartoon many years ago and I dont remember a Mai. who's she supposed to be? And where's Krillian? The bald midget was the best character by far, heh.

  • Look at Sin City, you couldn't pull that off without a Green Screen. <br><br> Dragon Ball looks like a cheap Hong Kong movie, because it was shot that way.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    not surprised

    by fartedinthefaceofhollywood

    i expected nothing less than shit...i was right right right.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Oooh Man..

    by tj donkey show

    Chow Yun, what are you doin' buddy?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST

    crap that looks bad

    by T 1000 xp professional

    nothing about that said Dragonball, they even had to spell it out and put the characters' names ....i'm still watching it and it looks so freaking cheap. I'm a fan of the series and i've already X'ed this movie after having hope. Oh well, I still have the show.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST

    how can anyone over the age of 12 think this looks good

    by mrfantomashawk

    seriously, this looks like pure crap, it looks like the red headed step child of surf ninja's and the double dragon movie

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Sailor and the Seven Ballz

    by godoffireinhell

    I can't wait for the live action version of THAT!

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST Kamehameha money shot in trailer?

    by knowthyself

    You think that would be the easiest thing to put in there. Boring.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:47 a.m. CST

    looks worse than mortal kombat

    by modern_lovers

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Goku doubting himself? Piccalo white?

    by Slippy

    I thought the reason Goku had no limits was because of his confidence? Also, why is Piccalo white?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST


    by Proman1984

    But this trailer sucks it!

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST

    No Krillin?

    by Nuck81

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:12 a.m. CST


    by CharyouTree

    that looked poo

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:12 a.m. CST

    That was the Dragon Ball trailer???

    by pezduro

    Did they even watch Dragon Ball before making this?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:32 a.m. CST

    That looks cheap...

    by Greenleaf1

    What was the budget for this movie? It looks like it has the quality of an episode of Heroes (I also thought the trailer evoked Power Rangers quite a bit). I was kinda thinking this might've been a cool movie, but it looks like I'd be better off watching D-Wars again (man was that a shitty movie).

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Crap Crap CRAP

    by Zeegloo

    Will crash and burn worse than Speed Racer. Atleast that one was good... this one will get deservedly raped by the critics.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST


    by frg10

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:53 a.m. CST


    by Shepard Bauer

    was so positive and happy go lucky as a kid. Seriously, why would you change that? He was so positive in the face of danger. He doesn't have doubts. He's light-hearted and almost goofy sometimes. Maybe he got a little more serious in DBZ, but not in Dragonball. Oh, and they should have picked an actor to play Piccolo that would be worth keeping around for future movies, that guy looks 100 years old. However, I'm willing to give it a shot...

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    They just......

    by the1980mutant

    ...took a shit on Dragonball Z. They should go ahead and start talking a re-boot lol!!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:10 p.m. CST

    To play Devils Advocate....

    by ASKEWD

    That isnt a trailer. Its just a teaser. And a poorly put together one. The movie may still be good.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Y didn't FOX donate the budget to starving kids in Africa.

    by The Founder

    What a fucking waste. This movie looks nothing like Dragonball.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    I wonder who their target audience is supposed to be????

    by The Founder

    Surly not fans of the show.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    So THAT'S how you adapt DB to the big screen!

    by Dapper Swindler

    You simply ignore it completely and make a totally different movie. Brilliant!

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    This reminds me of Masters of the Universe

    by RobertBaron

    I remember how psyched I was for that movie as a kid. I enjoyed the hell out of it when I was 8. But catching it later on tv as an adult, you realize it's a piece of shit. I imagine alot of DBZ fans who are kids right now will experience the same thing.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    White Men and Asian Women...An American Love Story Revisited

    by SKLICE

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Looks like it was made for the SciFi Channel

    by Akai

    Kinda strikes a similar vibe to the old live action Mortal Kombat TV series. Where pretty much nothing ever happened while actors exchanged terrible dialogue on cheap looking sets. The only way to make the movie work would have been to give it the Speed Racer treatment....make it into a live action cartoon, with all the weirdness and fun that comes with it.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    What said

    by TroutMaskReplicant

    Dragonball should have been done more like what they're doing with Tintin. Of course, who'd pony up the cash for that?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 1:01 p.m. CST


    by dr sauch

    They would have had me if I had heard one "KAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE..!"

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Emmy Rossum is in it...

    by stuatfunnyordie

    and that of course means that I will see it. For the sweet creamy goodness that is Emmy Rossum.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 1:36 p.m. CST


    by knowledge1027


  • Oct. 3, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Any got an alt link please ?

    by kingoflight

    yeah i missed it, i've not laughted all day help a brother in need of a chuckle.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    What about the "but".....?

    by Movies4dummies

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Here guys, if you really want it

    by kungfuhustler84<p>What a piece of shit. Way too fucking late. Excactly how it doesn't have to be done. And I love how the only character who isn't actually Asian is Goku. Ugh.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    It's A Shame

    by Crow3711

    How bad this movie is going to suck. I really think any one competent could make a decent DBZ movie. All you have to do is respect the animations and take it seriously enough that its bad ass. I really don't think it would be terrible difficult. Do the Saiyan Saga in one movie, Frieza next if it does well, then Cell, then Buu. I'm sad this movie is such terrible idiotic schlock. We're past the time where a movie is allowed to look like this. I think the proper term for this point in time is a Post-Dark Knight landscape.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 2:57 p.m. CST


    by AragornElfstone

    "And I love how the only character who isn't actually Asian is Goku. Ugh." <p> Um, Goku wasn't Asian in the Manga, either. He's a Sayan (alien), remember?<p> Anyway, I agree that this looks terrible.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 3:01 p.m. CST

    I guess Aragorn Elf-Nerd

    by kungfuhustler84

    But you have to agree that it looks really weird when there are all these Asian people playing the characters and then this Caucasian guy is the protagonist. It looks dumb, and a little racially challenged.<p>By the way, that is the nerdiest correction anybody has made to me. It's a good point, but still...

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 3:02 p.m. CST

    and aragorn

    by kungfuhustler84

    that wasn't meant to be an insult. I'm pretty sure that anybody who clicked on this post is a true nerd at heart, including me.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 3:08 p.m. CST


    by Earthquake WestCoast

    The movie has hot asian girls and a really cute Emmy Whatshername. I'll see it just for them. It doesn't matter anymore if they look nothing like the cartoon, after Transformers, G.I. Joe, X-men, etc, I'm used to the fact that Hollywood butchers every property they touch. But, at least Dragonball has HOT ASIAN GIRLS IN TIGHT, SKIMPY COSTUMES!

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Didn't see the trailer yet

    by Phategod2

    But This sounds worse then MAsters of the Universe, At least Frank Langella was good. Kungo_fu Hustle and The Matrix was the blueprint for a DBZ movie and they seem to have ignored it.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Theres Nothing To It

    by RosebudsTheSled

    That trailer doesn't give ANY feeling as to the asthetic of the film. It doesn't have any tension, and it uses pretty cheap looking graphic cut aways. It really doesn't even seem to be for a film, just a collection of images. So really, I don't have anything to say about it, other than its a fucking shitty trailer. Maybe if they come up with something to show me that actually solidifies that theres a movie behind it, then I'll be dissapointed or impressed.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Yikes. Looks like an embarassment from the 90's

    by drewlicious

    Doesn't even look like anyone can fly. I remember the main appeal of the TV show were the ridiculous explosions. They took the destructions to an insane level and that was about it. The movie looks like wire-fu with some terrible costumes. Does Chow Yun Fat have gambling debts or something?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 4:24 p.m. CST

    That was good

    by NYSCO6390

    Good for a laugh I mean. Yeah, this was an anime where you had pervert old man jokes and panties gags all the time, taking it all dark and moody like this is just pathetic.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 4:39 p.m. CST

    I'm stunned that this movie looks bad

    by Chief Joseph


  • Oct. 3, 2008, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Just kidding.

    by Chief Joseph

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 4:54 p.m. CST

    That was so bad I thought it was fan made

    by Rufferto

    Good job Fox.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Does anyone a superman Parallel

    by Phategod2

    in DB and parallel wi th Superman returns and DBZ. Oh well maybe in 10 years they'll reboot it.

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Extendo Stick, Extend!!!

    by StrokerX

    tell me that shit's not cool as hell, fuckin Extendo Stick..that better be in there.<p> As for this, Piccolo's not green and where are his cool antennae? No Krillin. Who the FUCK is Mia? It's MASTER Roshi not Kamehameha?? Like...not even a glimpse?

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Seriously I'm pissed.

    by StrokerX

    Dont they realize this could be the BIGGEST freaking thing ever if done right? This could dominate Iron Man, Spider Man, Dark Night yeah i said it. If done right this could've been EPIC...but from the looks of the trailer I'll have to remake this badboy once i get to Hollywood....which is actually ok

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Dragonball Vs. Dragonball Z

    by StrokerX

    Upon thought, that's the only reason this gets a pass from me right now. In Dragonball they couldnt fly and were just learning kamehameha's ....but still...where's krillan...

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Watch us all be wrong and this rules

    by StrokerX

    and at the end we see the Saiyans headed towards earth....and then we get vegeta and freeza .... wishful thinking

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 7:05 p.m. CST

    It was taken out.

    by ricarleite

    Any mirrors? I want to scar my eyes with this abomination NOW!

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Nice open mind there

    by Phategod2

    Truth be told there Cartoons are Head in shoulders above 95% of the crap that we Pay Koreans to animate in the states. On a side note I wonder where we would be tech, art , and entertainment wise without the "crap island nation"

  • Oct. 3, 2008, 9:08 p.m. CST

    no one is missing.....

    by the1980mutant


  • Oct. 4, 2008, 12:11 a.m. CST

    ColWTH your an idiot.

    by Roketopunch

    I'll let your post speak for itself. I hate the trailer. The clips in no way resemble DB. Can anyone say Super Mario Brothers the movie?

  • Oct. 4, 2008, 12:56 a.m. CST

    I would rather watch....

    by groorgman

    The original DragonBall movie.

  • Oct. 4, 2008, 7:15 a.m. CST

    ColWTH is Right

    by A-COD

    Japan has cool video games though. The cartoons and horror movies are worthless.

  • Oct. 4, 2008, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Goku is as Asian

    by Vincent Gecko

    as Superman is Caucasian. I'm about as accepting about this casting as I would be if they got a Japanese dude to play Superman.

  • Oct. 4, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    This Should Not Be An Action Film

    by smallerdemon

    I've watched DBZ. This should be an indie art flick. The entire movie would basically just be all of the warrior just standing around talking about their and the other fighters' power and contemplating powering up for an attack and contemplating what's going to happen if they lose, etc. ad infinitum. If you have seen BBZ, you know that "battle" is practically irrelevant compared to all of the build up to the battle. The movie should END with them just starting a battle.

  • Oct. 4, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Japanese Superman

    by Chief Joseph

    There was a Japanese Superman, Dean Cain. And he sucked, just like white Goku.<br> And ColWTH, you're a xenophobic ass.

  • Oct. 4, 2008, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Isn't Piccolo...

    by Adelai Niska


  • Oct. 5, 2008, 2:24 a.m. CST

    DRAGONBALL: The Death of Imagination

    by shinigami319

    You know what looked good? 300. The Dark Knight. Batman Begins. the first Spider-Man. Lord of the Rings. Why do I mention these movies? Because they are film Adaptations fairly true to the source material. And don't give me the webshooter controversy cuz in spiderman they stayed TRUE TO THE CHARACTER! Goko never went to school, he was raised in the wilderness! He can't drive even as an adult he can't drive. He barely ever wears anything besides that training uniform. This film could have had such potential. Yeah yeah it's a trailer i know I'm not an idiot but I'm also an actor and an artist and I know crap when I see it. Someone got it right when they said the production value looked like it didn't eclipse 1 million. It's ridiculous when your source material gives you characters that can do LITERALLY ALMOST ANYTHING AND YOU HAVE THEM DOING FLIPS IN THE AIR!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? There are barely any real names in this movie so they obviously didn't spend any money on actors. I saw little to no effects so theres no money there. WHERE IS THE IMAGINATION? WHERE FOR GODSAKES?! PATHETIC! THATS HOW YOU GRAB AN AUDIENCES ATTENTION?! I LOVE THE DRAGONBALL SERIES I LOVE DRAGONBALL Z. WHAT THAT WAS, WAS NOT IT, NOT EVEN CLOSE. I COULD HAVE MADE THAT IN MY FRIGGIN BASEMENT! You wanna see what Dragonball could be go watch SHAOLIN SOCCER. Watch the last fight sequence between Neo and Agent Smith in the Matrix Revolutions. That was power rangers with obvious stunt doubles, where the camera is so far away thats theres no way that you can see the face of another person. this is ridiculous. Real quality right there. Oh I am just soooooooooo impressed. These actors should be ashamed to be in this movie. I am beside myself with the garbage that I watched on Friday. That's film making? Film is an art. An ART! That was like watching my dog lick his gentials..but worse. That was worse than watching the cubs get swept, or watching Bush btcher the english language. How friggin dare you try to sneak that past us? After seeing Iron Man and the Dark Knight when it IS PROVEN THAT QUALITY SELLS YOU TRY AND DO THE LEAST QUALITY WORK YOU POSSIBLY CAN. MY ADVICE? SCAP THIS MOVIE. FIND AN ACTUAL WRITER, AND ACTUAL DIRECTOR WHO WILL BRING IN THEIR PEOPLE, THEIR CINEMATOGRAPHERS, AND DO IT RIGHT! WE AS CONSUMERS DEMAND QUALITY! I WILL NOT, I REPEAT, WILL NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! I WILL ADVISE AND ALREADY HAVE BEGUN ADVISING MY FRIENDS TO AVOID THIS MASSACRE ON THE SENSES. I WILL POST THIS ON MY BLOG I CAN FRIGGING ASSURE YOU THIS MOVIE WILL BOMB AS IT IS. SCRAP IT. START OVER. OR ELSE.