The DRAGONBALL Teaser Pretty Much Sucks, But...

Merrick here...
The teaser for the (can't get no respect) DRAGONBALL movie adaptation has shown-up over at dbthemovie.com. It's looking pretty thin if you ask me, although being caught in a Bulma/Mai sandwich wouldn't be altogether objectionable. And if that's not the zenith of film/marketing analysis, I don't know what is. Here's an embed of the teaser from dbthemovie.com:
Dragonball Teaser from dbthemovie on Vimeo