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CBS Exposes Primetime Audiences To HD Penis Of Georgia’s Hottest Bachelor!!
I am – Hercules!!
Physician and Harvard grad Marcus Lehman, 28, recognized as “Georgia's hottest bachelor” by Cosmopolitan Magazine in 2006, flashed an unblurred penis during the first-ever HD broadcast of “Survivor” last Thursday.
It momentarily bounced out of the doc’s shorts during a challenge.
Self-appointed watchdog group Parents Television Council has filed an indecency complaint with the Federal Communications Commission over the stray wiener, because certain body parts are bad and wrong for children to see.
Though CBS says it was just an accident, it is suspicious that nerdly videogame champ Ken Hoang’s privates remained scrupulously hidden during the same competition.
During hearings, a weepy Rep. Heather Wilson (R-N.M.) claimed her son described Janet Jackson’s breast as “gross” when the songstress flashed it during the 2004 Super Bowl. Someone should track down that kid and ask him if he feels any better about this.
Find the Washington Post’s story on the matter here.
8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.
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Just wondering.
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You wanted us all to be abuzz!
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but the real question is...was the taint exposed because if so then i too am outraged.
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that there are dicks on reality television
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I can just picture this sequence in my head. All of the flashbacks to earlier times...the photos from the comic...I can't wait to see it.
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wrong fucking talk back...oh well.
Survivor is still on? -
I should be voted off of this island.
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it's the FCC's job to keep them blurry, as nature intended.
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Nice write up, Herc. Completely unblurred, stray penis worthy.
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That's just how Heather Wilson talks... seriously. Listening to that voice was part of the reason I left New Mexico.
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Lolz
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...as it shoots inward into my body cavity quivering with fear and disgust.
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Emergency rooms were packed late wednesday night as millions of children were treated for third degree burns and brain damage resulting from prolonged penis exposure. While most of the victims will likely pull through, there are several children still in critical condition who are not expected to make it through the week.
Even worse, doctors expect a massive cootie outbreak to sweep the nation as a result of the nationally broadcast dude noodle. Merely acknowledging the existence of the male organ has been known to cause cooties, which if left untreated leads to exploding brain syndrome in children and slight nausea in conservatives, followed by wailing and gnashing of teeth. The CDC has deployed operations in schools around the country in an attempt to head off the epidemic. -
Oct 02, 2008 5:29:44 PM CDT
Hey Heather Wilson, tell your son where he ate for the first yea
by six demon bag
I think David Cross said it best, it's just a titty...a filthy filthy titty!!! You should be ashamed of yourselves ladies!!! People need to understand that nudity is not obscene. Sad simple closed-minded ignorant fuckers!! Don't these people have anything better to do like fix the economy or start a democratic regime...and i'm out!
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Enjoy--
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I have chosen to say that I am offended.
WTF. -
I mean come on.
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What in God's name was that star thing on her nipple? Blech. Gimmie Rhianna tits any other day.
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Because thats all that was. A performance. And a bad one but that's how the elephants roll isn't it? It really scares the hell out of me that we have people like that in charge of this country of ours!
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why did I click on that? it looks like a piece of string cheese. poor dude. if your shit's gonna be waggling all over prime time, you hope that it's worthy...
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Oct 02, 2008 6:23:10 PM CDT
Yeah, it's a bad sign if no one notices your junk is out.
by flim springfield
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I'd hit it. Respectfully.
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...but what the hell is up with that old fucker with the eye patch? Who the fuck is that guy?
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So, all the WRONG things we should be thinking about that should be righted, this goofy, melodramatic bitch has to worry about a few measly seconds of a penis that flopped out of some guys shorts? Did her kid feel it was ugly too, or maybe he liked the look of that guys pecker? In all seriousness, if someone is actually looking hard (no pun intended) for someones penis to fall out of shorts, especially while watching Survivor, then they have WAY too much free time!
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10 year old kid. I'm destined for great things. I'm smart and open and i love to read and learn. I can never look away when i see someone in need and my ambitions to change the world for the better or unyielding. I will grow into an amazing human specimen, maybe one of the best ever. But not before i sit down and watch Survivor with my family!
*uncensored penis dangles around*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAHAHAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *kills family with hacksaw* -
As a Brit, you gotta love it when you Americans go crazy over shit like this. Over here it wouldnt even register. I mean we had an autopsy screened LIVE on one of our terrestrial channels. Not just penis, dead man's penis! And no one realy cared. They just didn't watch it.
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But can it outplay and outlast the vagina challenge coming up?
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The same people who think makeover-shows are more morally sound than Arrested Development. Where do these nutters stand on ghoulish crime procedurals like Criminal Minds and CSI?
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depriving us of Amanda's ass-crack for 2 straight seasons (not to mention her topless shower with Ami).
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Stupid editors.
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AND I WANNA KNOW... WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOIN' WITH MY TIME!
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Oct 02, 2008 11:11:56 PM CDT
Not sure how I managed to post in the wrong talkback...
by caruso_stalker217
I didn't even know I had this one open. Fucking internets outsmarted me again.
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...you are subconciously looking for naked parts. Unfortunately, you found a schlong. But trust we are all going to keep looking for the poonta.
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Oct 03, 2008 12:18:47 AM CDT
I'm still concerned about the old guy with the eyepatch
by caruso_stalker217
WHO ARE YOU, OLD FUCK!?!
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i had to say it since no one threw out that simpson's movie reference. I think CBS let that one pass because they thought everyone was watchin the debate. HA! Fooled them ONE person, with screen cap capabilities was watchin. mwahahahaha *cough, cough*
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Teach yer chillens 'bout the evil!
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like to go round there and slap her in the face
with my wang
bitch, bitch, bitch go cry to jeebus cause we sure dont give 2 shits -
So the PTC, ever since Janet Jackson.... they must just go through every frame of prime time television with their DVRs hoping and praying for another glimpse of something naughty.
Someone has to tell these people what's behind that beaded curtain at their local video store - they'll totally lose their s**t -
copies of Walk Hard and Forgetting Sarah Marshall quick! On BluRay of course!People like this make Bill Maher a very happy man.
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by surprise. The Pixelating Crew is going to get wayyyy more work. I've never seen clearer pixelation than from my Sharp Aquos!
My daughter said last night, "Eww, that chick's totally goin' commando". At 12, that's funny - then the debate begins, the younger kids ask "what's commando" mean? and the dog starts barking because it's windy outside. Good times watching CBS with da kids.
Seriously, though - who knew pixelation work would get such a boon from High Def? I did not see that coming. With these complaints, all our tvs will randomly look like someone is bouncing a tennis ball off the screen during these shows. Also, they could do the ladies a favor and go with the soft lens. And maybe CG some eyebrows for some of 'em.
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