Published on Thursday, October 2, 2008 - 4:47pm
CBS Exposes Primetime Audiences To HD Penis Of Georgia’s Hottest Bachelor!!
I am – Hercules!!
Physician and Harvard grad Marcus Lehman, 28, recognized as “Georgia's hottest bachelor” by Cosmopolitan Magazine in 2006, flashed an unblurred penis during the first-ever HD broadcast of “Survivor” last Thursday.
It momentarily bounced out of the doc’s shorts during a challenge.
Self-appointed watchdog group Parents Television Council has filed an indecency complaint with the Federal Communications Commission over the stray wiener, because certain body parts are bad and wrong for children to see.
Though CBS says it was just an accident, it is suspicious that nerdly videogame champ Ken Hoang’s privates remained scrupulously hidden during the same competition.
During hearings, a weepy Rep. Heather Wilson (R-N.M.) claimed her son described Janet Jackson’s breast as “gross” when the songstress flashed it during the 2004 Super Bowl. Someone should track down that kid and ask him if he feels any better about this.
Find the Washington Post’s story on the matter here .
8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.
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Reader Talkback
Is Survivor still on? by BanditmaniaOct 2nd, 2008 04:51:50 PM SUPERNATURAL, 100% PECKER FREE
TELEVISION!!! by ShermdawgOct 2nd, 2008 04:53:45 PM YOU KNEW....WHAT YOU WERE
DOING. by Peter VenkmanOct 2nd, 2008 04:55:45 PM awesome by hey...jonboyOct 2nd, 2008 04:58:25 PM I'm shocked to find out by KneprockOct 2nd, 2008 05:01:55 PM The Times They Are A-Changin' by Thrillho77Oct 2nd, 2008 05:04:33 PM Whoops by Thrillho77Oct 2nd, 2008 05:06:15 PM I'm a dumb fuck by Thrillho77Oct 2nd, 2008 05:06:39 PM unblurred penises make baby
jesus cry by newc0253Oct 2nd, 2008 05:10:34 PM Hilarious! by buffywrestlingOct 2nd, 2008 05:14:47 PM Who has a screen grab? by buffywrestlingOct 2nd, 2008 05:16:15 PM Not weepy by lovekOct 2nd, 2008 05:19:03 PM Wangdrobe Malfunction by SquashuaOct 2nd, 2008 05:23:39 PM What a catastrophe by Bob of the ShireOct 2nd, 2008 05:28:59 PM Hey Heather Wilson, tell your
son where he ate for the first
yea by Six Demon BagOct 2nd, 2008 05:29:44 PM Here's an animated GIF! by blackmantisOct 2nd, 2008 05:30:24 PM I heard that someone saw
something and by snowpuffOct 2nd, 2008 05:39:39 PM How the hell did they miss
that? by SkidMarkedUndiesOct 2nd, 2008 05:49:41 PM That lady would make a great
actor. by GQtasteOct 2nd, 2008 06:04:12 PM oh damn you blackmantis by BadMrWonkaOct 2nd, 2008 06:09:22 PM Yeah, it's a bad sign if no
one notices your junk is out. by Flim SpringfieldOct 2nd, 2008 06:23:10 PM That lady has got a Holly
Hunter thing going on by caruso_stalker217Oct 2nd, 2008 06:27:11 PM The penis didn't disturb me... by caruso_stalker217Oct 2nd, 2008 06:28:34 PM Is this for real? by Red43jesOct 2nd, 2008 06:33:34 PM I am an completely balanced
and awesome... by C0nsOct 2nd, 2008 06:57:48 PM I love this type of story by theGoldbergVOct 2nd, 2008 07:14:45 PM Well the penis has outwit the
censors by cromulentOct 2nd, 2008 07:33:00 PM Ah the PTC... by Paul T. RyanOct 2nd, 2008 07:34:04 PM I guess CBS blew their Blur
Budget by Big JimOct 2nd, 2008 10:03:00 PM How'd they miss that? by BizarroJerryOct 2nd, 2008 10:34:33 PM I'M RUNNIN' THIS MONKEY FARM
NOW, FRANKENSTEIN! by caruso_stalker217Oct 2nd, 2008 11:11:03 PM Not sure how I managed to post
in the wrong talkback... by caruso_stalker217Oct 2nd, 2008 11:11:56 PM Because, caruso... by shranOct 3rd, 2008 12:02:40 AM I'm still concerned about the
old guy with the eyepatch by caruso_stalker217Oct 3rd, 2008 12:18:47 AM I Like men now!! by VarakorOct 3rd, 2008 01:26:00 AM Bodies Are Bad by PlayhouseOct 3rd, 2008 02:02:58 AM has anyone got that stupid
bitch's address? by pjvaderOct 3rd, 2008 03:25:44 AM Where do they find the time? by ShirtlessHostageOct 3rd, 2008 05:19:40 AM Someone send that stupid bitch by skimnOct 3rd, 2008 08:56:29 AM The switch to High Def caught
these cats by Guy GaduoisOct 3rd, 2008 10:21:17 AM