Published on Thursday, October 2, 2008 - 2:56am
Celebrities Telling You To NOT VOTE!!! F them Bitches! I'll Show Them!
Hey folks, Harry here... Fucking Celebrities! Telling me not to vote, unless I care about some sort of issue... Who do they think they are? I'll show them, I'm going to vote - dispassionately. Yeah, I'll vote just cuz, why the fuck not? It certainly won't be because the world is on the brink seemingly. Who cares! I ain't hurting! I've got ALTERED STATES in HD and FORCED UNLEASHED on Wii! And a Cinnamon Roll Candle going. What could I possibly need? I just want that awesome "I VOTED" sticker - cuz that's the best status symbol I know! I remember at elementary school and dentist visits I got STICKERS - but as a grown up... it's the only thing I can think of that I get to do, that I get a sticker for!
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Reader Talkback
terrible ad Oct 2nd, 2008 If you want rape to be legal,
then don't vote! Oct 2nd, 2008 Stupid, Stupid Ad. Oct 2nd, 2008 Dies after 3 minutes and then
gets creepy at the end Oct 2nd, 2008 It's not meant to entertain
you, you idiots Oct 2nd, 2008 Vote or die! Oct 2nd, 2008 You had me at Adam Levine... Oct 2nd, 2008 yeah. listen to the african
dude and the aussie chick. Oct 2nd, 2008 Register to vote! Oct 2nd, 2008 Seriously though... Oct 2nd, 2008 WAAAAAAY too long Oct 2nd, 2008 Pooping Oct 2nd, 2008 I'm with Alice Cooper.... Oct 2nd, 2008 "Better the devil you know". Oct 2nd, 2008 fuck off Oct 2nd, 2008 "If you can name everyone in
this PSA, don't vote." Oct 2nd, 2008 Idenity Theft Oct 2nd, 2008 Amy Chasing- Good Points Oct 2nd, 2008 Forest Whitaker Oct 2nd, 2008 I'm a liberal and I still
found that insanely annoying Oct 2nd, 2008 We cant afford to assume it
will turn out that way Amy
Chasing Oct 2nd, 2008 ColWTH Oct 2nd, 2008 When I want drivel Oct 2nd, 2008 URL is covered ... Oct 2nd, 2008 Oh, I didn't mean to say
"don't vote". Oct 2nd, 2008 one of my favourite jokes ever Oct 2nd, 2008 You know what... Oct 2nd, 2008 chipps... Oct 2nd, 2008 VOTE Bitches! Oct 2nd, 2008 When people tell me to vote,
it makes me not want to vote Oct 2nd, 2008 Why be so coy? Oct 2nd, 2008 my advice is... Oct 2nd, 2008 Needs an Edit with "Digital
Piss" Oct 2nd, 2008 ColWTH I'm saying... Oct 2nd, 2008 Nice shtick ColWTH... Oct 2nd, 2008 Forest Whitaker Oct 2nd, 2008 not enough natalie portman... Oct 2nd, 2008 Exactly what is the world on
the brink of? Oct 2nd, 2008 So they want us to vote for
Obama? Oct 2nd, 2008 Mandatory voting is only
bad... Oct 2nd, 2008 OK, ColWTH Oct 2nd, 2008 56% turnout at the last US
election Oct 2nd, 2008 by "popular culture",
Alucinor, Oct 2nd, 2008 TOO SOON!! Oct 2nd, 2008 I'm Canadian Oct 2nd, 2008 remember, Celebrities
shouldn't tell you to vote Oct 2nd, 2008 Mmmmm Courtney Cox Oct 2nd, 2008 You think 56% is bad turnout Oct 2nd, 2008 IDunno, Alucinor has some
merit to his statement Oct 2nd, 2008 Stupid ad with obnoxious
celebrities.... Oct 2nd, 2008 Can't bitch and moan . . . Oct 2nd, 2008 You whiney cunts would hate
any ad with celebs Oct 2nd, 2008 besides its an AD fucktards... Oct 2nd, 2008 VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! Oct 2nd, 2008 once again Oct 2nd, 2008 It's like reading a book to a
child.... Oct 2nd, 2008 i had 5 friends... Oct 2nd, 2008 Fuck Celebrity Opinions! Just
Vote! Oct 2nd, 2008 I'm a liberal... Oct 2nd, 2008 i forgot the internet is
american Oct 2nd, 2008 C'mon Oct 2nd, 2008 Like it matter who wins Oct 2nd, 2008 VOTE EARLY Oct 2nd, 2008 I'm a brit but... Oct 2nd, 2008 I can't wait to see who the
Dems are gonna blame... Oct 2nd, 2008 I vote for killing a kid in a
Superman Movie Oct 2nd, 2008 Voting matters about as much
as celebrities do... Oct 2nd, 2008 Perfectly good reason... Oct 2nd, 2008 There's no "D" in "Force";
it's FORCE Unleashed Oct 2nd, 2008 if bill hicks were alive, that
video would have Oct 2nd, 2008 The Write-In Vote Oct 2nd, 2008 Coke vs Pepsi Oct 2nd, 2008 WTF is with all you cynics?? Oct 2nd, 2008 The Tower of Pisa Oct 2nd, 2008 The damn myspace logo is over
the address! Oct 2nd, 2008 How did Michelle Trachtenberg
get in this? Oct 2nd, 2008 Wow, was that offensive Oct 2nd, 2008 Voting IS Bullshit...READ Oct 2nd, 2008 It doesn't matter who you vote
for... Oct 2nd, 2008 Ok celebs...I'll VOTE...for
McCAIN... Oct 2nd, 2008 I kept waiting for Barack
Obama's voice over at the
end... Oct 2nd, 2008 The more I see famous people
telling me who to vote for... Oct 2nd, 2008 Why don't they just COME OUT
AND SAY IT! Oct 2nd, 2008 Hey, Dustin Hoffman... Oct 2nd, 2008 Hey Sara Silverman... Oct 2nd, 2008 Hey, Jamie Foxx... Oct 2nd, 2008 Banzai Oct 2nd, 2008 Freakmovie... Oct 2nd, 2008 I don't care Harry Oct 2nd, 2008 I've Never Fought A War On
Drugs Oct 2nd, 2008 what if you care about weed,
masturbation and comic books? Oct 2nd, 2008 how's that war on drugs going
by the way? Oct 2nd, 2008 Just say no (unless its really
kush) Oct 2nd, 2008 And who was Julie Oct 2nd, 2008 I suppose the GOP version of
this video Oct 2nd, 2008 God I can't wait for new South
Park Oct 2nd, 2008 liljuniorbrown Oct 2nd, 2008 Newsflash... Oct 2nd, 2008 Hey, Banzai Rootskibango Oct 2nd, 2008 Hey, quanzite... Oct 2nd, 2008 VIC MACKEY KILLS COPS! But at
least he is registered to
vote. Oct 2nd, 2008 Republicans get SO pissed off
and frantic Oct 2nd, 2008 Almost 85% of Republicans
secretly HATE Palin as VP pick Oct 2nd, 2008 Here is a good reason to vote: Oct 2nd, 2008 Debate tonight: which will
happen first Oct 2nd, 2008 ShiftyEyedDog2 Oct 2nd, 2008 irrelevntelefant... Oct 2nd, 2008 Here's Kristen Bell asking you
to vote for _______ Oct 2nd, 2008 Darkman Oct 2nd, 2008 waitingimpatiently..... Oct 2nd, 2008 Let Oct 2nd, 2008 Let's see where Palin and
Biden stand Oct 2nd, 2008 Courtney Cox! Oct 2nd, 2008 Megan Fox - Bi. Oct 2nd, 2008 it wouldn't have been so
bad... Oct 2nd, 2008 I love being talked down to. Oct 2nd, 2008 Voting only matters in a few
states Oct 2nd, 2008 I don't recall the phrase
"pro-life" or "right to bear
arms" in Oct 2nd, 2008 Fuck it unless you are in
Florida, Virginia, or Iowa Oct 2nd, 2008 Harry must be joking, right? Oct 2nd, 2008 That should get the 12-16 yr
olds out to V.. DOH! Oct 2nd, 2008 regardless of your politics,
it is pretty fucking
condescending Oct 2nd, 2008 I hope the Hackers make Obama
win. Oct 2nd, 2008 Don't need the hackers Oct 2nd, 2008 Please don't vote.... Oct 2nd, 2008 It's a good thing I live in
Flordia. Oct 2nd, 2008 Whoosh! That was some comeback
ColWTH... Oct 2nd, 2008 Obama might want to help Oct 2nd, 2008 Colbert did it better... Oct 2nd, 2008 liljunior- it's always been a
popularity contest Oct 2nd, 2008 I know more about these issues Oct 2nd, 2008 so apparently, Oct 2nd, 2008 greyspecter: Oct 2nd, 2008 good idea Oct 2nd, 2008 These thing always make me
apathetic Oct 2nd, 2008 If Natalie Portman told me to
vote for David Duke Oct 2nd, 2008 Well if Jamie Foxx tells me
"Don't Vote", I better vote Oct 2nd, 2008 Man this is outta control Oct 2nd, 2008 STOP STOP STOP Oct 2nd, 2008 STOP STOP STOP Oct 2nd, 2008 I'd probably take an
interest... Oct 2nd, 2008 Food scented candles? Oct 2nd, 2008 I choose to not vote Oct 2nd, 2008 voting just encourages them Oct 2nd, 2008 OOOOHHHH, they totally turned
it around on me!!!!!!! Oct 2nd, 2008 Fantastic, Just What I
Needed... Oct 2nd, 2008 give blood, harry. Oct 2nd, 2008 I've never done shit on
drugs... Oct 2nd, 2008 Actually, Utah DID vote for
the Democrat... Oct 2nd, 2008 I vote, whoever wins wins, and
I go on with my life Oct 2nd, 2008 rrelevntelefant Oct 2nd, 2008 actually, ejcarter9... Oct 2nd, 2008 by survived I mean no Red
Dawn, no Day After Tomorrow Oct 2nd, 2008 Palin IS the Anti-Christ Oct 2nd, 2008 Bah! Silverman should've
said: Oct 2nd, 2008 To those who say elections
don't matter because they're
rigged.. Oct 2nd, 2008 A few points... Oct 2nd, 2008 You shouldn't vote Oct 2nd, 2008 RE: It's a good thing I live
in Flordia. Oct 2nd, 2008 Stupid video... Oct 2nd, 2008 I'm voting Oct 2nd, 2008 ZeroCorpse... Oct 2nd, 2008 I lost the will to live Oct 2nd, 2008 Zerocorpse, Point number five
couldn't have been said better Oct 2nd, 2008 I have to vote or P Diddy will
kill me Oct 2nd, 2008 ACORN ftw! Oct 2nd, 2008 i love how myspace covers up
the address Oct 2nd, 2008 Drewlicious Oct 2nd, 2008 Celebrities talking about
stuff like this just irritates
me Oct 2nd, 2008 Don't vote. Oct 2nd, 2008 vote for Hef Oct 2nd, 2008 This is what i got out that
video Oct 2nd, 2008 darkman Oct 2nd, 2008 In actuality Oct 2nd, 2008 I love that the watermark
covers the actual link. Oct 2nd, 2008 Hermese, I know how they would
react if Obama loses. Oct 2nd, 2008 I am officially suspending my
TB activities until the
Bailout is Oct 2nd, 2008 passed.... Oct 2nd, 2008 All these years I've been
voting... Oct 2nd, 2008 The UK should get a vote Oct 2nd, 2008 How dare celebrities voice an
opinion! Oct 2nd, 2008 Don't JUST vote... Oct 2nd, 2008 the only one that seemed
genuine was Hoffman Oct 2nd, 2008 All the girls should have been
topless Oct 2nd, 2008 Stupid popularity contest! Oct 2nd, 2008 Directed towards liberals... Oct 2nd, 2008 Jonah Hill scares me off junk
food Oct 2nd, 2008 My favorite part: Oct 2nd, 2008 hey drewlicious Oct 2nd, 2008 so the obama campaign finds Oct 2nd, 2008 Have you seen Brad pitt in
person? Oct 2nd, 2008 So the moral of this video
is... Oct 2nd, 2008 Imagine if they did this for
their movies... Oct 2nd, 2008 What movies will Harry be
watching on Nov. 4th...? Oct 2nd, 2008 No, she's not. Oct 2nd, 2008 They could have also said Oct 2nd, 2008 You should have to pass a test
to vote Oct 2nd, 2008 JESSE VENTURA GOT IT RIGHT... Oct 2nd, 2008 I voted for Pepsi over Coke Oct 2nd, 2008 Is it just me... Oct 2nd, 2008 Celebrities are so smart at
marketing... Oct 2nd, 2008 Celebrities... Oct 2nd, 2008 Sounds like a pyramid scheme Oct 3rd, 2008 Sometimes I Guess Oct 3rd, 2008 fine...i won't Oct 3rd, 2008 Heed The Words Of Carlin Oct 3rd, 2008 ugh... Oct 3rd, 2008 Very Condescending... Oct 3rd, 2008 Lets face it, a majority of
voters waste their vote Oct 3rd, 2008 Everytime I convince myself to
vote for Obama... Oct 3rd, 2008 Celebrity cult Oct 3rd, 2008 Uh oh... Oct 3rd, 2008 I'm Comforted By the Fact... Oct 3rd, 2008 Canada? Oct 3rd, 2008 Dont vote celebrities....
please!!!! Oct 3rd, 2008 Why do celebrities think we
care about what they say? Oct 3rd, 2008
