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‘I Hear They, Like, Spray
Diarrhea Everywhere!!’
SURVIVOR Tonight Makes
Its 2-Hour HD Debut !!

I am – Hercules!!

Holy possible kill-screen! “Surivor: Gabon,” the first edition of the pioneering reality show to be shot and broadcast in HD, will see track star and 2004 Olympic gold medalist Crystal Cox pitted against current international champion of Nintendo's Super Smash Brothers Melee video game Ken Hoang!

Why is track part of the Olympics but not Nintendo's Super Smash Brothers Melee?

This season we also get two female medical sales reps (a job rapidly replacing bartending as the hottest of all reality-show contestant occupations) as well as two lawyers, an M.D., a model and a pro trainer.

13 of the 18 contestants are 29 or younger.

14 of the 18 contestants are 32 or younger.

One-third of the contestants make their homes in Southern California.

At least one-third of the 18 contestants look really good in bikinis:



Kelly Czarnecki, 22, salesgirl, Buffalo Grove, Ill.



Michelle Chase, 24, production assistant, Los Angeles.
(Michelle provides the title of this post.)



Paloma Soto-Castillo, 24, student, Downey, Calif.



Jacque Berg, 25, medical sales, Santa Barbara, Calif.



Corinne Kaplan, 29, pharmaceutical sales, Los Angeles.
(Emmy-winner Jeff Probst says: “not likeable.”)



Jessica Kiper, 29, model, Brooklyn, N.Y.

There's also:

Ken Hoang, 22, pro gamer, Westminster, Calif.

Danny Brown, 26, maintenance man, Portland, Ore.

Ace Gordon, 27, salesman, Naples, Fla.

Marcus Lehman, 28, doctor, Atlanta.

Crystal Cox, 29, Olympic gold medalist, Durham, N.C.

Charlie Herschel, 29, lawyer, New York, N.Y.

Matty Whitmore, 29, pro trainer, Pacific Palisades, Calif.

Dan Kay, 32, lawyer, Boston.

Susie Smith, 47, hairdresser, Charles City, Iowa

Randy Bailey, 49, viedeographer, Eagle Rock, Mo.

Robert Crowley, 58, physics teacher, Portland, Maine.

Gillian Larson, 61, retired nurse, Temecula, Calif.

Judge the bikini-worthiness of the other 12 contestants here.

The season’s first three minutes:

8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.

Judge the bikini-worthiness of Colleen Haskell, Elisabeth Filarski, Jenna Morasca:





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Diarrhea, CHA! CHA! CHA!
by Horace Cox
Sep 25th, 2008
04:08:27 AM
Filarski was hotter before Hasselbeck fouled her
by Mose Schrute
Sep 25th, 2008
04:09:29 AM
Where's the Ugly Betty talkback?
by Mose Schrute
Sep 25th, 2008
04:10:37 AM
Where's the Kitchen Nightmares talkback?
by splungiest
Sep 25th, 2008
04:12:51 AM
Where's The Grey's Anatomy talkback
by darthuser
Sep 25th, 2008
04:16:06 AM
Where's the Hole in the Wall talkback?
by whoanecron
Sep 25th, 2008
04:18:53 AM
Where's the ER and Smallville talkbacks?
by mach5jack
Sep 25th, 2008
04:22:52 AM
Love Survivor, though.
by mach5jack
Sep 25th, 2008
04:24:59 AM
Survivor in HD!!
by Katie Geek
Sep 25th, 2008
04:28:14 AM
Love Survivor, but
by Lisa Bent
Sep 25th, 2008
04:30:50 AM
Survivor and the Island are the same show
by mcgowanleg
Sep 25th, 2008
04:33:24 AM
Michelle Chase, 24
by Mose Schrute
Sep 25th, 2008
04:38:11 AM
when you look like that in a bathing suit
by splungiest
Sep 25th, 2008
04:41:15 AM
HD finally!
by darth girlfriend
Sep 25th, 2008
04:43:56 AM
Smash Brothers
by Lloytron
Sep 25th, 2008
04:48:29 AM
soooooo...
by VegasRon
Sep 25th, 2008
06:38:14 AM
soooooo...
by Dazzler69
Sep 25th, 2008
06:54:54 AM
Airbrushing did wonders for those pigs.
by Squashua
Sep 25th, 2008
08:29:54 AM
where's the Dinner Impossible talkback?
by HercsShowerRadio
Sep 25th, 2008
09:39:23 AM
I fucking love this show
by slone13
Sep 25th, 2008
11:22:11 AM
i'm confused
by Bouncy X
Sep 25th, 2008
12:15:42 PM
Survivor is awesome.
by Flim Springfield
Sep 25th, 2008
01:32:25 PM
Big Brother on an island.
by Hamtaro Hentai
Sep 25th, 2008
02:03:29 PM
where are the Big Brother, Dancing With the Stars, The Hills
by turketron
Sep 25th, 2008
02:26:31 PM
Who knew pharmaceutical reps...
by Son of Superfuzz
Sep 25th, 2008
02:38:40 PM
How to make the Survivor talkback interesting
by Hamtaro Hentai
Sep 25th, 2008
03:18:41 PM
Jor-El23 and Pennsy are trolling! Ban them, Herc!
by Mose Schrute
Sep 25th, 2008
03:56:59 PM
Agreed. The trolling on this site is completely OOC.
by splungiest
Sep 25th, 2008
04:00:12 PM
Survivor and Amazing Race are two of the best
by darthuser
Sep 25th, 2008
04:04:07 PM
Kick-ass Supernatural & Smallville talkbacks in The Zone
by mach5jack
Sep 25th, 2008
04:08:08 PM
Love Survivor. Bring on the Great Troll Ban.
by whoanecron
Sep 25th, 2008
04:10:45 PM
Survivor rocks! I too favor banning the trolls.
by mcgowanleg
Sep 25th, 2008
04:39:56 PM
Ken Combooooo
by Shigeru
Sep 25th, 2008
05:43:40 PM
The Olympic track star: almost last in a foot race?
by Katie Geek
Sep 25th, 2008
07:16:27 PM
Hmph.
by Pennsy
Sep 25th, 2008
07:50:02 PM
Mose Schrute = Mark Burnett?
by Pennsy
Sep 25th, 2008
07:54:18 PM
And the first cancellation of the season is...
by Pennsy
Sep 25th, 2008
08:40:19 PM
Same story: Hot chick goes first.
by Son of Superfuzz
Sep 25th, 2008
09:23:56 PM
Just when I was getting used to her acne in HD, too.
by Flim Springfield
Sep 25th, 2008
09:29:48 PM
Not Michelle!!!!
by bluebottle
Sep 25th, 2008
11:57:36 PM
why'd she have to go first?!?
by INWOsuxRED
Sep 26th, 2008
12:49:50 AM
Dumbest...tribe...ever.
by Ninja Nerd
Sep 26th, 2008
09:07:41 AM
No way are they the dumbest tribe ever
by INWOsuxRED
Sep 26th, 2008
10:21:28 AM
Where's the Weather Channel talkbalk?
by NinjaChampion
Sep 26th, 2008
12:25:58 PM
EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mr Spork
Sep 26th, 2008
03:39:45 PM
I can see why they voted out Michelle
by Big Jim
Sep 26th, 2008
08:22:49 PM
One thing I would like to see in HD
by Itchy
Sep 27th, 2008
09:02:33 AM
lol
by slkboxrman
Sep 27th, 2008
06:59:46 PM
oh yea
by slkboxrman
Sep 27th, 2008
07:03:27 PM
Cocky guys annoy me too, but they make for good contestants
by Big Jim
Sep 27th, 2008
07:51:03 PM
Anybody Who Watches This...
by christian66
Sep 27th, 2008
08:13:44 PM
I'd rather be a 'stone idiot' than a total DOUCHEBAG
by CarmillaVonDoom
Sep 28th, 2008
01:59:00 AM
I think without a doubt the Fang tribe ...
by Itchy
Sep 28th, 2008
07:06:10 AM
The runner and the gay
by INWOsuxRED
Sep 28th, 2008
11:02:31 AM
Survivor Gabon is a fake!
by Messyjoe
Oct 9th, 2008
11:37:34 PM

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